AISubs v3.7
How was it for you two?
Thank you!
For the first time, Tenda-chan waited for seconds.
I counted it myself.
Ready?
Mera Mera NMB48, start!
I'm Hamada!
I'm Nagami!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
And today's assistant, please!
Yes! To your heart...
Ms. Arashiro! Thank you!
Have you ever been an assistant like this?
No, it's my first time. I've always wanted one of these, so I wanted to hold one of these and do something with it.
I've always wanted one of these.
You've always wanted one of these, haven't you?
Yes.
You can raise your heels and it feels really good.
Who do you like?
Yes, I like Ms. Yuina.
Oh, Ms. Yuina!
Yes, Ms. Yuina always does this.
Oh, really?
I've always wanted one of these.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Your dream came true.
It did!
You should look up more.
It's not like that.
Ms. Yuina, you're amazing!
Ms. Yuina!
Ms. Yuina is amazing, isn't she, everyone?
She is!
I hope you're not upset.
I'm not laughing, though.
Not at all.
Ms. Yuina...
She's calmed down now.
Ms. Yuina didn't have this image before.
Oh, I see. You admire Ms. Yuina.
I admire her quite a lot.
Oh, I see.
So you want to do something like a variety show in the future?
Yes, I want to go beyond that.
Beyond that?
Yes.
By the way, did you know about us?
Yes!
Oh, you know us!
Yes, I do.
What did you watch of us?
Oh, "m-one"!
"m-one", right?
Thank you.
Do you remember it?
I don't remember it.
It's okay.
You don't have to remember "ano-m-one".
Thank you!
It's good!
Oh, you don't remember it at all.
You forgot it in a good way.
There are some scenes you don't want us to remember.
I forgot it in a good way.
Oh, thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's good, isn't it?
So we're going to call the members now, right?
Yes!
So today, after we introduce ourselves, we're going to have you say what you want us to know about "旧規制".
Yes!
Oh, you're all "old regulations" members.
That's right!
And it's only been a year?
It's only been a little over a year.
I see!
So we're going to have you say what you want us to know about "旧規制".
Yes!
We're the "old regulations" now, and we're at the bottom of it.
Oh, you're at the bottom of it now?
Oh, I'm sorry. What I want you to know about "old regulations" is...
What I want you to know about "old regulations" is...
Even behind the scenes, we're always talking like we're MCs.
Even behind the scenes?
First of all, you talk a lot on the outside.
Even behind the scenes, we're always like, "Don't turn the camera around!"
All of you?
All of you!
Isn't that too loud?
It's really loud!
I'm already tired today!
You've already started talking!
I've been waiting for two hours and I'm already tired!
Oh, you've talked a lot!
So you don't talk behind our backs, and you're always on good terms?
We're always on good terms.
Isn't that good?
Oh, I see.
I think it's pretty good.
The "old regulations" are at the bottom of it now, but the "old regulations" are coming up soon!
Right, everyone?
What kind of luck is that?
Old Regulations
Yes!
This has always been at the bottom of it, right?
Yes, we've always been at the bottom of it.
Oh, I see.
Is that how you feel?
I see.
Oh, you know?
Well, you know...
We have to eat, sleep, and sing as soon as possible.
That's right.
We have to eat and sleep as soon as possible.
We have to push ourselves up and do our best!
As soon as it comes out!
You don't have to do it!
It's coming out!
Maybe it's because we have it?
No, it's not like that!
Are you all looking forward to the "old regulations"?
What do you think?
I'm looking forward to it!
Oh, you're looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Oh, then...
Oh, oh, oh!
Don't do it!
Please don't do it!
I'm telling you, it's dangerous!
That's right!
I'm looking forward to it!
That's nice!
But on the contrary, you did it with "Eight Banners Cola"
You said that "旧規制" talks a lot and there are a lot of people, so there is no place at all in the dressing room!
That's right!
You said it!
No, it's really...
I'm coming out a lot!
You're coming out a lot!
Well, you're aware of it!
I'm a little aware of it!
That's right!
Well, then, I'd like you to call such a messy trainee!
Yes!
Then, let's call today's members!
Everyone, come on!
Now, I'd like you to introduce yourselves and what you'd like us to know about you.
Yes.
Then, please.
Yes!
Are you all handsome today, too? With a smile of 100 points?
Yes!
I'm in love with you!
Thank you very much!
I'm Tena Ikeda, from Hyogo Prefecture and I'm in my third year of high school. I'm 18 years old.
Nice to meet you!
You look like you're going abroad.
I didn't know you wanted to introduce yourself.
So you're a high school student?
I know, I know.
So you're a high school student?
Yes, I am.
Let's start with you, Tena.
Yes.
What do you want high school students to know about you?
I'm multi-colored.
Multi-colored?
Yes.
There are many different colors.
There are many different people.
That's right.
That's great.
By the way, how many high school students are there?
17 people.
That's a lot.
So I'm 17 people and 17 colors.
17 people and 17 colors.
So you can mix and match.
Yes.
So there are many different things.
Yes.
I think I'll know a lot about you.
You'll know a lot about me. I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for having me.
Yes! Positive and full of energy!
Courage! Energy!
Thank you!
I'm Sayuki Sayuki Kotaro, 17 years old, second year high school student from Toyama Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Why can't you introduce yourself?
You already did!
Oh, you want me to know about you?
Yes, you want me to know about you.
Oh, you want me to know about me?
Yes, you're so clumsy.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, Sayuki.
Sayuki, what do you want me to know about you?
What I want you to know about me is...
Do you want me to know your name first like me?
Yes, that's it.
Everyone, step forward.
Step forward.
It's easy for you to remember what you want me to know about you.
I know what you want me to know about you now.
You know what you want me to know about you now.
That's good.
Next, please.
Yes, like fire, hot...
Honopi!
With my heart, I'm Honopi Rikuo!
Thank you!
I'm 19 years old Honopi Kotou Nishida from Nara Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
No flying!
Great!
Great, you protected me.
That's good.
Honopi, please tell me what you like about me.
Oh, what you want me to know about me.
Yes, what I want you to know about me is...
When you're not watching me...
I'm eating up the catering.
I want you to know about me!
I'm eating up the catering.
You're not eating it up, you're eating it up.
That's not it!
When you're not watching me, I have to aim for it.
Everyone, hurry up and put it in your pocket.
I'll put it in my pocket and when I'm older, I won't have anything left.
Like a storm.
I'll hold back for now.
That's important.
Do you eat it up or not?
I eat it up.
What do you like about catering the most?
Well, you know...
The expensive ones.
In any case!
In any case, I aim for the expensive ones and put it in my pocket.
Like, "Alright, I got it back."
That's really good.
You have a good sense of donation.
That's wonderful. Thank you!
Thank you!
Now, moving on...
Yes!
A popping smile!
The one who makes everyone happy is...
Meipon!
Meipon, I want you to pop your head!
Pop it!
I'm Meipon Katahagarei, 17 years old, 3rd year high school student from Hyogo Prefecture. Nice to meet you!
Meipon!
So, Meipon, is there anything you'd like us to know about you as a high school student?
Yes. A high school student is...
Huh? What?
What? What?
A high school student is...
What? What?
Actually...
Her feet smell really, really bad!
What are you saying?!
What are you saying in such a cute way?
Are high school students' feet smelly?
Her feet smell really bad and she's famous for it.
Everyone...
No, she's taking proper measures.
She's taking measures... Does that mean her feet smell bad?
Is that so?
Yes.
If you were a high school student and said, "What's this? It stinks!"
What would you say?
What would you say, a high school student?
I guess you're practicing a lot.
Yes.
Is it really okay for everyone to smell bad?
Everyone...
Everyone smells bad!
No one's objecting.
Everyone smells bad!
We're all equal.
Oh, is that so?
So it's not just one person who smells really bad, but you're saying that you smell bad as a high school student,
and that you're somehow safe?
It's hard to believe.
Well, even the smell...
17 people, 17 weeks...
No, no!
17 weeks, no!
If you're all together, you smell really bad.
You have your own personality.
No, no!
Are you taking measures against the smell, Rapon?
Yes, I really don't want people to think that I smell bad,
and I don't want people to think that I'm the only one who thinks that,
but I want others to think that too...
Oh, she's taking off her shoes!
She's crazy!
I thought you were going to introduce yourself, but...
I wanted to take off my shoes,
and make sure I have a disinfectant spray with me.
Spray...
You're not going to spray everyone's shoes?
No, I'm definitely not.
Just one person?
Just me!
Well, well, well...
I think everyone wants to take care of themselves.
I understand.
That's a lot of energy.
Okay, last one, please!
Okay!
Okay, everyone, let's melody!
With high-pitched cheeks,
we're going to make you all hot!
I'm from Hyogo Prefecture and I'm a first year high school student. I'm 16 years old and my name is Yoshimi Ayane.
Thank you for having me!
Yoshimi, you're a first year high school student?
Yes, I'm a first year high school student.
I don't think you have smelly feet.
No, I'm still a high school student so I'd like you to teach me how to study.
I see, you want everyone to...
No, no.
Oh, us?
Yes.
Us teach you how to study?
Yes.
By the way, what are you not good at?
What am I not good at?
I'm not good at math.
Math is impossible.
Math is difficult.
Yes, it is.
Well, it's multiple of one, right?
It's multiple of one and multiple of two.
Oh, it's multiple of two.
If it's multiple of three "a", it's called "misezan".
Was there "misezan"?
That's why it's difficult.
Oh, really?
If it's multiple of three "a" and "misezan", it's probably "misezan".
I think it's a choice subject.
It's not common, is it?
What is "misezan"?
Oh, I see.
It's "misezan" played by Sayaka-san.
Oh, it's not?
It's "misezan" played by Sayaka-san.
Oh, I see.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think it's a choice subject.
Oh, you're right.
Thank you.
There are a lot of smart entertainers.
Thank you.
I think we should stop.
Lastly, please tell us what you want us to know.
Yes.
What we want you to know is...
Yes.
Everyone says "it's uncomfortable" or "go forward" or "yes", but...
Yes, yes, yes.
Actually, it's very nervous backstage.
Oh, really?
"I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous", like that.
Actually, it's like that.
I see.
You're really nervous, but you're trying your best now.
Yes, that's right.
I like it.
I can support you for that.
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But as soon as you say it...
Yes.
People who are really nervous are like...
"I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous", like that.
Everyone is doing their best.
It's a little colorful, isn't it?
Yes.
There are 17 people in the dressing room who are nervous and nervous.
It's noisy, but...
It's good.
But you're doing your best.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Well, I've heard most of what you've said, but I'd like to know what you think of Misono.
First of all, I'd like to say that Yoshimin doesn't understand it at all.
Yoshimin doesn't understand it at all?
She's the youngest, isn't she?
The youngest. She's the youngest among us today.
Oh, really?
Don't you understand it?
I don't understand it. We've been together for three or four months now, but I still don't understand it at all.
She doesn't understand it.
What do you mean?
As I said earlier, why do you suddenly want me to teach you?
You've got an idea.
There are a lot of times when I'm like, "What?"
I'm always like, "Hmm?"
Huh? Yoshimin?
Yeah, I don't know what to say next because it comes diagonally up.
I see.
All of a sudden.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yoshimin, do you know that?
No, I don't.
Well, now we know.
Yes, yes.
There's a possibility it's real.
Yes, it's mostly real.
Yoshimin doesn't know that.
What about the other members?
Konopi is really funny.
Yes, that's right.
On the contrary, I think she'll come next.
I see.
She'll come next.
She'll definitely come after this.
Misono is like an MC now.
She thinks like me.
Oh, really?
That's nice.
What about the other members?
No, but Tenna is actually really funny.
Is Tenna funny?
Tenna is really funny.
But Tenna isn't very good, is she?
In cornering and stuff like that.
She's not good.
I heard she makes mistakes and stuff like that.
No, but today...
I thought I'd let you speak quietly.
Oh, that's right. No mistakes.
Yes, I've gotten more nervous.
You've gotten more nervous.
If you don't, you'll make mistakes.
Yes.
Really?
What kind of mistakes?
What kind of mistakes did you make?
Um...
There was a corner like "intro, done!"
Um...
I got in the way of my seniors.
Oh, you stopped the person who was about to push you.
Yes.
And I pushed and let others answer.
What do you mean?
I wanted to push for now and there was a button.
Oh, you wanted to push for now and there was a button.
It's unexpected.
I don't want you to say that today.
How about others?
How about Saiki?
How about Saiki? Who is she?
Saiki is...
standard.
Standard!
Thank you, Saiki.
You follow me because others stand out.
Thank you, Saiki.
She gives me the best answer.
The best answer!
First of all, Saiki, please answer.
It's okay.
I see.
She is good.
I see.
Hagarei is Burikko.
Burikko!
I know that.
I know it by looking at you.
I know it by looking at everyone else.
Oh, my.
She is like that.
She is amazing.
Oh, good!
She covers herself.
Oh, my.
Burikko is amazing.
Burikko.
There are many kinds of Burikko.
Go! Go!
Oh, my.
I'm interested in it.
I don't know about it.
I'm interested in it.
I happen to be interested in it.
That's all for today.
I'm interested in it.
That's good.
It's quite lively.
The members are really getting along with each other.
Today, we will do it together with these six people.
Yes.
Shall we start?
It's time for the first corner.
Yes.
Let's do it.
The first corner.
Go ahead.
Read "message game" with your mouth.
Here it is, the "message game".
Actually, we played it last time when we were in 8th grade.
But it was too boring.
So, Ms. Etnagan...
I'm sorry, I got angry.
She taught us how to play it.
But you can play it, right?
Yes, we can.
We're good friends, you know.
Even 8th graders can play it.
Stop it.
It's fine, but stop it.
You can play it.
It's fine.
Misora is collecting them.
I see.
But I want you to be excited.
Me too.
I want you to be excited.
I hope you succeed in the game and play it well.
That's right.
"Message game".
I hope you'll do well.
Okay, I'll explain the rules.
Everyone, please put on your headphones and eye masks.
When you remove your eye mask, you have to decide what you're saying with just your mouth movement.
And you have to deliver a message to the next member.
If the topic and the last person's answer are the same, you succeed.
But if you fail, you have to do a penalty game and play "bilibili goods".
The last person might be important.
The first and last may be important.
Are you okay, Yoshimin?
Are you okay?
If you're in this line...
Yoshimin, are you okay?
I'm fine.
You're fine?
I'm fine.
Can you write?
I'm fine with reading people's mouth movements.
She's not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
It's true that Yoshimin only looks at people's mouths.
What?
She enlarges people's mouths even when she takes pictures.
Enlarge people's mouths?
When you take pictures?
I only look at people's nostrils.
It's not good.
Why do you look at people's nostrils?
Yes.
Why do you want to see it?
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Nostrils and mouth movements are beautiful.
I always look at them.
You're exaggerating.
No, I'm curious.
On the contrary, do you look at people's non-beautiful nostrils?
Do you look at that, too?
That's...
Oh, you don't zoom in.
Only beautiful people zoom in.
Yes.
That's good.
Yoshimi, too, but people in front of you are pretty nervous.
They look at people's nostrils.
Is this okay?
Yes.
Oh, it's okay.
Okay, let's go.
Then everyone, please wear eye masks and headphones.
Except for the first person.
At first, I'll go in order.
Yes.
OK.
Now, now, now...
How is it?
It's pretty difficult.
This is a telephone reality tour.
Oh, that's true.
If you do it halfway through, you can see it.
Yes.
If you pull someone's leg, you can see it right away.
I'm afraid of the sound of "honopi".
Oh, you're afraid of the sound of "honopi"?
"Honopi".
I have a feeling it's going to go crazy around "honopi".
Oh, prediction.
You didn't predict it earlier.
Then I'll go. I'll play music.
Yes.
It's pretty loud, isn't it?
Oh, it's getting louder and louder.
It's pretty loud.
Oh, you're riding it.
You're riding it.
No, it's a guitar man.
Yoshimi, can you hear me?
Can you all hear me?
Oh, you can't hear me.
Can you hear me?
You look like you're having fun.
Yoshimi.
Yoshimi, awesome.
There's someone with good nose ringing.
Yoshimi, there's someone with good nose ringing.
Oh, you can't hear me.
You can't hear me.
Okay, it looks like you're okay.
Hey, what are you doing?
You're noisy!
Hey, you're noisy!
I definitely want you to be quiet and wait.
Hey, wait for me.
Quietly.
Hey, you're doing something.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're getting crazy somewhere.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's the first telephone game.
It's starting.
Please calm down.
- This is my chance. - This is your chance.
- I'll leave it to you. - Okay, let's go.
She's doing something.
Don't hit me. I think you'll remove your headphones.
- Maybe you can't hear me. Let's go. - You can't hear me, right?
- Let's go. - Let's go with the first question.
Here's the first question.
What happened?
- Are you okay? - You can't hear me, right?
It's a little long.
"Drama Idol Disqualified".
It's the last episode on Saturday. Watch it.
- Yes. - The last episode.
It's the last episode on Saturday. Watch it.
- Misora, can you do it? - Yes.
- "Drama Idol Disqualified." - "Drama Idol Disqualified."
- Watch it from the last episode on Saturday. - Yes.
- Then, please lower it. - Yes.
- It's okay.
Then, first of all, from Tenna.
- If I don't say it out loud, I'll get on my seniors' faces. - That's right.
- You can announce it if you say it out loud.
- I won't say it out loud. - Then, Tenna.
Tenna.
- It was okay. She was pretty excited, though. - Let's go.
- Then, let's go. - Yes.
- Promise Game, start! - Let's go.
- Start, okay? - Yes, yes, yes.
- "Drama." - "Drama."
- "Idol Disqualified." - "Idol Disqualified."
- "It's the last episode on Saturday." - "It's the last episode on Saturday."
- "Watch it." - "Watch it."
Are you kidding me?!
Okay!
Huh?!
- Can you hear me?! - What was the first line?
- "Drama." - "Drama."
- "Idol Disqualified." - "Idol Disqualified."
- "It's the last episode on Saturday." - "It's the last episode on Saturday."
- "Watch it." - "Watch it."
- Can you hear me?! - Huh?!
- Can you hear me?! - "Drama."
- "Drama."
- "Idol Disqualified." - "Idol Disqualified."
That's enough!
Okay!
Let's continue.
Tenna, remove your headphones.
I can't remember Japanese!
That's the problem!
It was amazing!
Let's go!
Drama.
Drama?!
Drama!
Final round!
Drama!
Drama?!
Drama!
You're not qualified for being an idol!
Heroine?!
Idol!
You're not qualified!
What?!
Saturday!
Saturday?!
Saturday! Saturday!
Final... Final round?
Final round!
Sa-i-shu-u-kai.
Final round!
You can't do it.
You said you wouldn't do it today.
Wait, wait, wait!
Take it off.
It's too fast.
Take it off.
It's too fast.
Take it off slowly.
It's too fast for you.
There are some parts where it's too fast.
Be careful.
Drama!
I said I wanted to hear it from you, but...
OK, let's take this off.
Now, now, now...
One minute or so, OK?
Now, wake her up.
What are you doing?
It's not the time for you to be playing Alps.
I know it's fun, but...
Oh, your opponent is gone.
Yes.
Oh, one person. One person is missing.
Alps is missing.
Your opponent is gone.
Now, now...
Let's give this "P" to Raybon.
Can you do it?
You're looking for your opponent, aren't you?
Hey!
You're looking for your opponent.
Can you do it?
I don't have confidence, but I'll do it.
Ah!
Ah, okay.
Now, it's the last one.
The last one.
Thank you for waiting, Nasimi.
Thank you for waiting.
Idol...
Now, let's have Yoshimin answer the correct answer.
Please give us the correct answer!
No, it's not.
What did Rapon say?
Idols are special.
Too bad!
No, it's not.
Honestly, Yoshimin didn't know what to do.
Yeah, I didn't know.
Because you said it as you were told.
What about you, Honopi?
I also said "Idols are special."
You said "Idols are special."
Yeah.
Then Rapon and Yoshimin have no choice.
Yeah.
And here...
Drama 'Idols are disqualified' final episode Saturday.
Watch it!
"It's a tie." "No, no, no."
Between 'Honoppy' and 'Sayuki' it's pretty...
"I'm surprised." "Huh?"
Huh?
"It's a one-third difference." "Why?"
"You didn't say it properly!" "Why are you asking me?"
Don't fight, please.
But it was really as expected, 'Misoramo'.
"I thought it would be a tie for sure." "From 'Honoppy' to 'Sayuki' it's a tie."
There's one more.
Ah, it's a tie.
The beginning and the end might be good.
But Reipon Yoshimi's flow was perfect.
Yoshimi, are you okay? I've been asking you for a long time.
Yes, I've been asking you for a long time.
I've been doing 10,000 songs.
I thought it was Reipon, but it was you.
It changed from the middle.
My hair almost came off.
I was like, "Who is it?"
It's not a game to enjoy it.
It's a language game.
Is it okay? It's pretty noisy, but it's okay.
It's still long.
And everyone!
One letter at a time.
Of course you know this!
This is no good.
It's no good.
Say it properly!
And if you say it, the one who asks won't say anything.
You won't say anything.
Can't I say it?
You can't say it!
It's really no good.
If you have that much time, of course you know it!
Okay, everyone.
And definitely...
This is definitely no good.
It's no good.
Are you watching? It's no good!
Language game!
It's easy.
It's no good if you fail.
But this time, it's a little shorter than before.
It's okay.
Everyone else, please put on your eye masks and headphones.
Can you hear me?
Is it enough?
I recommend you put on your headphones first.
Yoshimi, is it okay?
Everyone did it, right?
Can you hear me?
Yoshimi, is it okay?
Can you hear me?
Yoshimi?
Is it okay?
Okay, let's go.
Here's the next topic.
No way!
It's up to you.
Do you say it yourself?
She's good at dancing.
Dajara is very funny.
You said it yourself.
You wanted to say it, right?
Are you ready, Honopi?
Please lie down here.
Please give her a signal.
Is it tough?
Let's go, Misora.
Dengo game, start!
Don't speak up, Misora.
Don't say "yeah" or "no".
Are you ready?
This is not a quiz!
Midoran! Midoran!
You shouldn't speak out loud.
And don't say "the question is wrong".
This is a game where you just have to say it.
You don't have to think about what it is.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You have to think about it and say it.
I'm sorry!
Edna's desk is gone.
I'm going.
Honoppy's cockpit is gone.
You shouldn't say it!
I didn't say anything!
You shouldn't say it!
Honoppy's Dajale is gone.
Honoppy's Dajale is really funny.
I think I can do it. I think I can do it with my mouth moving.
Did you do it?
That's good.
This line is good, isn't it?
Denna, did you do it?
Yes, I did it.
Are you confident?
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
After all, my human observation ability is excellent.
Human observation ability?
Send a signal to Saekino.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Cockpit.
Cogmit?
Cockpit.
Cockpit?
Co...cockpit.
Dajale.
Cockpit!
Dajale! Dajale!
So funny!
What's going to happen?
Did you make it?
OK, OK, take it off.
Sayaki, are you confident?
I'm confident!
Good, good, good, good, good.
Now, oh, Yoshimin's partner may be gone.
Someone, please go and tell her.
That's how it is.
Go and tell her.
Please go and tell her.
She's kind.
OK, Sayaki, you're OK.
Cock...cockpit!
You don't know? Oh, well, here you go, Reiko.
Now, let's go, it's the last one. Now, please tell me!
You don't smoke, do you?
Are you confident you can do it? If you miss it, you'll get a penalty game.
Yoshimi?
I can do it!
You can do it, right?
Can I tell you something?
Just in case...
Yoshimi, say it again.
Oh, I see.
You can do it for only 10 seconds.
Let's do it!
Now's the only chance.
What do you mean?
Oh, I see.
I don't want it!
What do you want to do?
You can do it for only 10 seconds.
Oh, I see.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
It's different result now.
So, how did you do?
You can choose one of them.
You can choose one of them with confidence.
Yoshimin, please choose the right one.
There's more! There's more!
- That's me. - Cockpit! That's funny!
- Who do you think it is? - Konopi, or Yoshimi, what did you think it was?
- Konopi! That's funny! - You just said it!
- The correct answer is... - Konopi! That's funny!
- But I didn't have a brain. - That's not it. I'll accept it.
- What did you think, Reipo? - Cockpit! That's funny!
- What does that mean? - I really don't know what it means.
- What about you, Esaki? - Cockpit! That's funny!
- What does that mean? - I really don't know what it means.
- What about you, Senna? - Cockpit! That's funny!
- And? - Konopi! That's funny!
- You said it! - I didn't say it!
- Konopi! That's funny! - Konopi!
- I thought it was Cockpit. - Konopi! That's funny!
- By the way, Yoshimi, is Konopi! That's funny?
- At first, I thought it was funny, but... - At first?
- Recently, I think Slippery Game is more funny. - Slippery Game...
- That's the worst! - It's not funny!
- It's not funny!
- Misora told me everything, but she said it was funny.
- You're lying! - It's not funny!
- You're bullying me! - It's funny!
- It's funny!
- Maybe you'll have a chance to make up later, so I hope you'll do your best.
- More importantly, were you listening to me? - Not at all.
- Everyone, please stand in line. - I told you not to say it!
- I told you not to say what you're listening to. - Cockpit! It's not Cockpit!
- It's scary! - You can't say "OK" either.
- Can you hear my voice even if you don't wear headphones?!
- It's scary! - I said it when you didn't wear headphones.
- Everyone, let's hurry up and go! - I hope you'll be careful of this next time.
- Everyone, unfortunately, it's a punishment game! - Everyone!
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped!
- Yes.
- It can't be helped! - It's your favorite.
- This is the punishment game "Bilibili Goods"! - Yes!
- There are 6 Bilibili Goods. - 6?
- Everyone, please choose one you like and tell us which one you want. - "Poo" is the most fun.
- Oh, there's "poo" too. - This is the most attractive one. - I like "poo" the best.
- "Poo" is good. - I like "poo" the best.
- Everyone, you can choose one. Please show us what you will do. - Scary!
- Seriously? Seriously?
- "Dentaku" - "Dentaku" is scary.
- "Dentaku" and "pen" - What is this?
- And "sanga" - "sanga"?
- "sanga" is common. - "sanga"
- Yes, let's go. Let's go one by one. - Yes.
- In order... - It's my first time.
- Honobi, will you go first? - Yes.
- Then, please start the punishment game! - I'll go!
- It hurts! - She fell!
- She fell!
- No! - No!
- It's not like that! - She fell!
- No, it's not like that! - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
- It went that far! - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
- I was surprised! - It's scary!
- It's not like that! - It hurts! It hurts!
- A prank?! - Which one? It's playing properly.
- Are you okay? - This...
- It's the red one from "The World". - The red one from "The World"?
- It's not sold like that. - On stage... - Let's go, Tenda.
- I don't like it... - What does "poo" mean?
- It's cute. - It's "poo", so it might be weak. - It's pretty. - Yes.
- Please. - I'll go.
- Huh? - Huh? - Huh? - Where did it go?
- Poo... - The way you do it is... - It's gone!
- I'm sorry! - Don't throw poop!
- Don't poop! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- Don't throw poop! - Self-processing!
- It hurts, doesn't it? - Huh? Wow...
- Wow... - It's like a spiral.
- Okay, let's go for the last one! - The last one is...
- Do your best! - I'm going!
- What's the last one? - What is it?
- Oh, it's a bad word!
- Oh, I see... - It's a bad word, sorry.
- Okay, let's go! - I'm going!
- Hold out your palm... - It's gone!
- Is it pretty strong? - It's gone!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay? Are you nervous?
- Okay, let's go! - I'm nervous!
- Reipon, what's your name? - I'm nervous!
- Kaikyuu Dentou! - Kaikyuu Dentou!
- Okay, Reipon, please execute your punishment! - I'm nervous!
- Okay, Yoshimi, please execute your punishment! - I'm going to use my phone.
- Oh, you can't use your phone. - You have to press the on/off button.
- Oh, you have to press it and hold the silver button at the same time.
- Oh, it broke! - What? No way!
- Are you okay? - The floor came off.
- What was your reaction when you dropped it? - It was like a bubble. - Bubble? It's a bubble.
- I can't hear you at all. - I'll do it again. - That's great.
- But it's broken. - It's okay.
- That was "Dengon Game", but everyone's reactions were great. - Everyone was great.
- It was like a bubble. - It was really great.
- That's all for "Dengon Game", please read it with your mouth.
- Okay, Misora, what's the next segment? - Yes, please tell us!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
As I mentioned earlier, he's a very kind teacher, so I'm sure you'll learn a lot from him.
For this segment, NMB48 members will have Nagami sensei polish their sense of humor.
And for the most interesting members, we'll be giving away wall posters and can badges!
- I want them! - I want them!
In addition, we've added a 2024 version starting today!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Oh, you're happy about it! - I'm happy.
- I want it! - I want it!
- Is it different from the previous one? - The previous one...
- This one. - Oh.
- I guess the previous one was this one, right? - Yes, yes.
- It was this one, but... - So small!
- That's right, the previous one was this one... - So small!
- And the new one is... - Yes, yes.
- This one... - I've changed my mind!
- Yes! - It's really new!
- I want it! - You want it?!
- Yes! - I'm glad!
- I want it! - You want it!
- You want it, right? - Yes, I do!
- Thank you! - I'll keep it safe.
- Let's keep this policy! - Yes.
- If you're right, we'll give away the best one. - Yes!
Let's go.
The first one is "big cut".
Have you ever done "big cut"?
We have avoided it.
We have avoided it many times.
We tried it but we ran away.
We ran away.
Have you ever done it?
No, we haven't.
It's our first attempt.
First of all, we have avoided it.
It's interesting that there is a moment when idols collide.
This is quite rare.
There is only NMB.
There is NMB.
Let's go right away.
Teacher, first of all, please give us the topic of "big cut".
Here it is.
Mr. Hamada, you are full of motivation to go to Tokyo.
Why do you think so?
It's difficult.
Yes, it is.
It may be a little difficult.
Let's start "thinking time".
Yes.
You are going to Tokyo.
Yes, Osaka entertainers go to Tokyo with a dream this year.
Yes.
I thought you were full of motivation to go to Tokyo.
What's up with you?
What are you doing?
What's up with you?
What are you doing?
Even if you tell me the answer you said, I won't accept it.
I can hear you.
You're quick!
As expected of a top batter. Let's go.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
I was wearing the "I love Tokyo" T-shirt they sell at souvenir shops.
You're full of motivation.
I like it, but why would I wear it?
You're full of motivation.
It's nice, isn't it? It's wonderful.
You're full of motivation.
I used to wear this in Osaka.
You're full of motivation.
I don't want you to know, but I hope you do.
Yes!
That's nice. Let's go to the next one.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
Yes!
I'm full of motivation.
It's like a commercial term.
Do people in Tokyo say that?
That's nice. It's wonderful.
Yes!
That's nice. Let's go to the next one.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
I was riding the right escalator in Osaka.
You're full of motivation.
I'm full of motivation in Osaka.
Canada and Tokyo.
I'm not used to it.
It's nice.
You're full of motivation.
It's nice, isn't it? Let's go to the next one.
Honopi, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
All the snacks in my bag are Tokyo bananas.
That's a souvenir.
I'm full of Tokyo bananas.
You're full of motivation.
On the contrary, people in Tokyo don't eat them.
That's true.
Osaka people are cheap.
They're cheap.
That's nice.
Yoshimi.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
All of a sudden, words like "rent is high" come up.
Say it. People in Tokyo.
I've been looking for a room and all of a sudden, I sigh and say "rent is high".
It's leaking.
That's amazing. That's not the best answer.
Do you know about rent?
Let's go to the next one.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you?
Why do you think so?
The other day, you were using standard Japanese at the green window.
Why?
When I buy a Shinkansen ticket, I use standard Japanese?
It's fine, even in Osaka.
Osaka's fun... Oh, let's go, Honoppi.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
Yodogawa is called "Tamagawa".
It's dyed.
Yodogawa is between Yokohama and Tokyo.
That's nice.
I don't say "Yodogawa".
I don't say "Tamagawa" or "Shin-Osaka" or anything like that.
Oh, Reipo. Let's go.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
Abeno Harukas is called "hick".
What do you mean?
Look at that!
It's too high.
It's too high in many ways.
Tokyo's high building.
Abeno Harukas is quite high.
I'm an Abeno person.
I won't make fun of Harukas anymore.
You say "hick", don't you?
I don't say "hick". It's high.
Oh, Yoshimi. Let's go.
Amada-san, you're full of motivation to go to Tokyo, aren't you? Why do you think so?
For lunch, let's go to Seasoo.
That's what people in the industry say.
Like Tokyo's producers.
How do you know?
You're not cheating, are you?
No, my mom told me.
Your mom told you a lot of things.
Is your mom going to Tokyo?
No, not at all.
She's from Kansai.
Kansai of Kansai.
Yoshimi, do you want to go to Tokyo someday?
Huh?
My dream is big. I'd like to go someday.
Someday, right?
Isn't it good?
Have you ever been to Tokyo?
Yes, I have.
I've been there on a trip.
I see, you've been there on a trip.
Yes.
Where did you go?
Well...
I went to Harajuku and wandered around by myself.
Oh, really?
You can ride the Yamanote Line by yourself.
Wow!
That's right.
It doesn't look like you can ride it, though.
Really?
You can ride it.
Is it really Yamanote Line?
Yes, I mastered Yamanote Line.
Really?
Is it different from Osaka-Kanjio Line?
Well, it's similar, so it's easier at first, right?
From Yamanote Line.
Oh, I see. That's good.
Let's move on.
Yes.
Oh, Honopi, shall we go?
Yes.
Amara-san, you were determined to go to Tokyo. Why did you think so?
I saw the ticket price and laughed out loud.
What kind of person do you think I am?
What do you think?
Well, I'm a little mischievous when it comes to communication.
Wow!
I'm serious.
It's a long battle.
Communication is important, like the Tokyo Tower and so on.
Yes.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's really funny.
Amara-san, you were determined to go to Tokyo. Why did you think so?
Yes.
I talk a lot to NMB members from Tokyo.
She's trying to ask you something.
She's trying to get information out of you about what's good in Tokyo.
Are there any members from Tokyo?
Oh, come to think of it...
There aren't any here, are there?
There aren't any here.
But in the same period of time, there are girls from Chiba next to Tokyo.
Oh, there are girls from Chiba.
Yes.
That's amazing.
Those girls don't join NMB.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow.
Oh, it's the leader's...
Karin-san.
Yes.
She's from Saitama.
That's right.
Yes.
Oh, let's go.
Tenna, shall we go?
Amara-san, you were determined to go to Tokyo. Why did you think so?
Your clothes are changing into flashy colors like people in Harajuku.
Me?
I've never seen you like that.
I don't like it.
Like people in Harajuku.
They dye some of their hair, too.
That's nice.
Shall we go around one last time?
There are a lot of girls like that.
Yes, there are.
I think everyone likes big cuts.
Somehow.
Good, good.
Yes.
Oh, shall we go?
Let's go.
Yes.
Amara-san, you were determined to go to Tokyo. Why did you think so?
You said "I'm Hama-chan" with a selfie stick in your hand.
I'm Hama-chan.
Are you going to Tokyo?
It's like you're going to be a YouTuber.
I want to go to the world.
What about your outfit?
It's already here.
It's the worst.
It's good.
Anything else?
Amara-san, you were determined to go to Tokyo. Why did you think so?
Popcorn boxes you eat at the cinema are all from famous countries.
You're determined.
You bring that country's popcorn boxes to Tokyo.
I want to live like that.
I want to.
I admire you a little.
There is one more gift.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is this.
This is a live broadcast of "Mera Mera NMB48".
It's an excuse that you're going to be late for an hour.
Let's start thinking time.
It's not an hour yet.
It's not yet.
It's pretty late.
It's like you're going to come out of nowhere.
You're going to be late for an hour.
It's an excuse that you're going to be late for an hour.
Being late is a pretty tough world.
You're going to be late for an hour.
You all came in early.
Let's move on to the next topic.
It's an excuse that you're going to be late for an hour.
JR was staying there.
You'll be found out.
That's okay, but you'll be found out.
JR often stays there.
It's nice.
You'll be found out.
Let's move on to the next topic.
It's an excuse that you're going to be late for an hour.
The car tires were bread.
What?
That's definitely harsh.
It wasn't bread, it was bread.
It was bread mixed with milk.
That's right.
That's...
That's Nagisa-san's trick!
What? Really?
What? What? What?
Wow, you came up with the same thing?
Nagisa-san was doing it, too.
Let's ask her about it in detail.
That's right.
Nagisa-san was doing the same thing on a show where she was late for 24 hours.
That's right.
She did it in the same way.
Confession.
No, it's not! It's really not!
Confession again.
No, it's not!
Stop it!
No, it's really not!
What?
It's really not!
Continuing from Tenna?
Confession?
No guard.
You didn't do it, did you?
I really didn't do it.
But if you've seen something like this once, you'll remember it.
That's right.
The impression you have now is...
It's not good.
What?
It was good until a while ago.
That's because you said "standard," like you were being told to do something.
Also, Yoshimin's confession is fast.
It's really not like that, everyone!
That's fast!
She's watching.
That's right, she's watching.
Well, it's not good, really.
It's not good for a bug, but it's totally fine.
That kind of thing happens.
It's really not like that!
It's really not like that, everyone!
She's getting even more suspicious.
It's not like that!
It's really not like that!
It happens.
What are you saying? You didn't see it.
I didn't see it. I really didn't see it.
You didn't see it.
I'm really sorry.
But it really wasn't a bug.
It wasn't a bug, right?
It wasn't a bug.
How about you, Tenna? As the same fake friend, what did you think of it?
Fake friend? It's barely acceptable.
It's barely acceptable, right?
I don't know!
As a predecessor!
As a friend!
I don't know!
It's barely acceptable.
I think you'll regret it if you hold your head up.
Let's go with Tenna.
Yes.
An excuse that seems to be barely acceptable for a live stream of Mera Mera NMBV is...
I asked the comedians to show me their laughter while walking around the number.
What kind of excuse is that?
Why are you one hour late?
That's right.
What kind of lecture is that?
It's because it's funny.
Oh, I see. It's funny enough to take it back from here.
I see.
Yes.
Oh, let's go.
You're getting better and better. Are you okay?
An excuse that seems to be barely acceptable for a live stream of Mera Mera NMBV is...
I asked the comedians to show me their laughter while walking around the number.
I asked them seriously.
Who's making you do that?
Rin Yama-san's "I asked the comedians to show me their laughter while walking around the number."
That's a good answer.
There's no such thing in this world.
Yes.
Oh, let's go.
You're getting better and better. Are you okay?
An excuse that seems to be barely acceptable for a live stream of Mera Mera NMBV is...
Yes.
I was fascinated by your cute face.
Wow.
What!?
What did you say?
Did you come here to cheer up because Ms. Akimoto was here?
That's right!
Ah, you came to tell me the news!
Yes.
That's why you're late.
I wonder if I can say this.
Ms. Yoshimi, didn't you steal this from here?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
As expected, no.
That's great.
Now, let's move on to the next challenge.
Oh, are you still thinking of something?
Can you do it?
Ah! I have one.
Oh! Let's go back to the last challenge.
Let's move on to Mera Mera NMB48's
This is an excuse that seems to be allowed for an hour late for a live stream of Rotate.
The deer was scolding me!
Why is it a pun?
Hey!
Is it allowed?
This is Honopi's pun.
I'll do it if I have to.
She'll do it if she has to.
It's dangerous!
If you slide in and kick it in the end, you might not be able to hit it anymore.
I hit it in the end.
It was dangerous.
That wasn't good.
Don't look at it.
That area.
Now, it's the next big cut.
Yes, next up is...
I would like you to do the initial quick cut.
Yes.
There is a box here.
Yes.
In this initial quick cut box, you will play an Odai.
An initial is written there.
In 3 seconds...
3...
2...
1...
I would like you to answer at this speed.
3 seconds!
By the way...
By the way, there is something like this.
It starts with "ke".
It's a punishment game you definitely don't want to play.
For example, if you play this...
It's difficult!
Everyone...
3...
2...
1...
You have to count it and answer it.
Something like that.
Eh? Wait...
Nagami sensei...
Can you give me a hand?
Oh!
Thank you!
Wait!
This is a little...
It's difficult...
Can you give me a hand?
How about "ke"?
Can you do it like this?
Ah, well...
Let's do it in a new way.
Here is your hand.
It starts with "i".
It's a function you definitely don't use on your smartphone.
It starts with "i".
It's a function you definitely don't use on your smartphone.
Here we go!
3...
2...
1...
It disappears.
It really doesn't exist.
This is a judgment.
Nagami sensei, what do you think?
It's difficult for you, too.
It was interesting, though.
I can still do it.
You can do it.
If it's you, you can do it more.
You can do it more.
Like this...
If everyone says "okay", you have to stand behind us.
If you say "×", you have to say it as many times as you can.
I think you will have to answer until everyone can answer.
Let's get started.
Is this order okay?
Yes!
Let's get started.
We will start with the initial speed.
Here we go!
A new Olympic sport that starts with "wa".
Can you do it, Misora?
A new Olympic sport that starts with "wa".
Here we go!
3, 2, 1!
Throw the "wa".
Let's go next.
Let's end it here.
Let's not go next.
No!
It was pretty good, though.
It was pretty good, but...
It looked like you weren't confident.
It's a shame.
You were confident.
You were full of confidence.
Let's all do it ourselves.
Shall we?
Let's go, Tenna.
Here we go.
A word that starts with "na" and is added to "hamada".
Let's go.
A word that starts with "na" and is added to "hamada".
Let's go.
3, 2, 1!
Nice!
Okinawa!
It's like...
Tenna's Japanese is great!
It's good.
It's not added, though.
It's definitely not added.
Let's go.
Saeki's topic is...
A new species of dinosaur that starts with "o".
Let's go.
3, 2, 1!
Oplipliplakeps.
The verdict is...
It's okay!
Oplipliplakeps was already funny.
It was good.
The verdict was funny, too.
It was perfect.
Honobi.
Here I go.
Let's go.
What is it?
My secret that starts with "o" and that I haven't told anyone.
Honobi's secret.
My secret that starts with "o" and that I haven't told anyone.
Let's go.
3, 2, 1!
I always have somen in my pocket.
Wow!
Dried somen?
Yes, I have it in my pocket.
The verdict is...
It's okay!
It's really strong.
It's good.
Please draw a card.
The card is...
Yes!
It's a mysterious word that was in your mother's search history that starts with "te".
Let's go! 3, 2, 1!
A way to whiten Tenna's skin.
It's your mother!
Ah, Tenna!
Tenna! Tenna's eyes are dead!
Tenna, what's wrong with you?
Tenna, what's the verdict?
It's a X!
Tenna! What's wrong with you?
She was receiving it, but sometimes it doesn't work.
Ah, so that happens too.
It's a word that was in your mother's search history that starts with "te".
Let's go, Yoshimi!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes, it's this one!
It's a super power that's not easy to use that starts with "te".
Let's go, Yoshimi!
It's a super power that's not easy to use that starts with "te".
3, 2, 1!
You can transform!
Eh?!
It's really good!
It's the one I want the most!
It's a X!
One more time!
It was fun, though.
Ah, one round!
Yes, let's go with that.
It's the second round!
Go for it!
Be confident!
Yes!
Let's go! It's this one!
It's a service that's annoying at a hotel that starts with "te".
Ready, set...
3, 2, 1!
You can give me Ehime's special product!
I'm happy!
You're happy, aren't you?
Do it!
I don't want it!
Hey!
I don't want it!
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm sorry!
I was too angry!
Ah, stop it!
Someone will win!
I like Ehime, so I'm sorry.
Ah, you've changed your mind.
Good grief...
The verdict is...
It's a X!
Eh?!
It's fine!
Ehime people, I'm really sorry!
Ehime doesn't have anything.
No, it's not like that!
They do have ponjuice and stuff.
What's wrong?
Let's continue.
It's the second round of Raypon.
Yes, it's this one!
Three funny words starting with "tsu".
Three, two, one!
"Tsukue" (desk)
I'll say it again!
You're good! You know it yourself.
You're good!
Three funny words might have been difficult.
Let's ask Yoshimi.
Go ahead and ask!
Here it is!
Three funny words starting with "ki" that Nagami has been into lately.
Three, two, one!
"Kizutsuki" (scratch)
Taking a picture with a scratch.
"Ni" (two)
What's your decision?
It's wrong!
It would have been nice if you didn't bite me.
This is difficult.
Go ahead and ask, Raypon!
You can't say "brick".
Go ahead and ask!
Three funny words starting with "mu" that you thought would sell like crazy.
Three, two, one!
"Munyu" (kiss)
What's your decision?
You're cute, but you can't do it.
Will it sell? Will it sell?
You can just say "munyu" normally, but why do you say "cute"?
Yoshimi, let's do it!
Yoshimi, you can do it!
Yoshimi, raise your hand.
Here it is.
"ne" starts with "do", and "irumono" always starts with "drive".
3, 2, 1...
"nekko" (root)
What's your decision?
You can do it!
I thought you could do it.
Let's go.
"yo" starts with "yo", and "goriyaku" doesn't sound like one at all.
We're calling out the name of the shrine.
"yo" starts with "yo", and "goriyaku" doesn't sound like one at all.
3, 2, 1...
"yoshimi"!
Are you first?
What's your decision?
Starting with "ya", what is the name of the YouTube channel you started?
"Yachou Kansatsu Channel"!
You did it!
Wonderful!
Time's up!
Wonderful!
The last one was...
Among Yoshimin, Nagami and Tori...
Nagami and Tori...
You did it!
Reipon...
No, no, it's Reipon.
Didn't you play against each other?
I was hooked on Reipon's first song "Hick" by Abeno Harukas.
That song? "Munyu Janai Ne"?
Yes, "Munyu Janai Ne".
I was hooked on that song.
It was officially decided.
Reipon will give you a Cafe Poster Can Badge.
Go ahead.
There are four kinds.
Choose one.
You were hiding something.
That's right.
I'm sure you'll get one.
Close your eyes.
Choose one.
The one you want the most.
There are people who want it.
It's decided.
What is it?
It's my new one!
Nagami's 2020 version!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Where do you want it?
Here?
Thank you.
When I was choosing it,
I realized I didn't have enough bread for today's convenience store.
You looked like you didn't have enough bread.
Please put it on properly.
- Will you put it on for me? - Yes, I will. Can I put it on now?
- Please put it on for me. - Yes, you can.
Is it okay? Is it not allowed? Is it okay? Is it okay?
Maybe it's not allowed, but we don't want you to get angry.
- Please don't push it away. - That's right.
Let's move on.
- Next is "mono-boke". - "Mono-boke".
Please bring the "mono-boke" tool.
This is "mono-boke".
You will choose something from the tool and do "mono-boke".
If you think of something, please come to the center of the classroom and do it.
By the way, have you ever done "mono-boke"?
- No. - No.
No, but you two are pretty motivated, aren't you?
That's good.
Let's go. Thinking time, start!
- Oh, what? - Wait a minute!
- Can you do "mono-boke" like that? - I'll do it.
- That's fast! - "Honopi" is fast.
- That's fast. - That's great.
"Honopi" is great.
Let's go. "Honopi", "mono-boke", please.
"Katapad".
- That's good. - Just the right one.
That's great.
- This speed and this shortness are pretty good, aren't they? - Yes.
- "Katapad" and just the right one. - Yes.
Okay, let's go with "tenna".
- "Tenna", "tenna", right? - "Tenna", "tenna", right?
- "Tenna", right? - Yes.
Okay, "tenna", "mono-boke", please.
I don't have a bell.
What kind of person is she?
Great!
- She's still young. - That's good.
- She's still young. - Okay, let's go with Yoshimi.
- Can we do it together? - Can we do it together?
- Together. - Me, right?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Kamara and...
- What do you want me to do? - Yes.
I'm a cafe poster. Thank you for having me.
- Let's say it together. - Yes.
Okay, Yoshimi, please.
- I'm a cafe poster. - I'm a cafe poster.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
Oh!
"Bo Yumei Honyuru Eichiya".
Who's "honyuru eichi"?
That's too much!
What is this?!
It's a joke! It's a joke! It's a comedy joke!
Wow! There it is!
Wow!
Snake! Snake! Don't call snakes "h"!
Even if I knew about this, I wouldn't have laughed at it.
That's right.
Are you looking at my joke?
I understand you're looking at my joke, but...
The environment wasn't good.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're looking at my old joke, aren't you?
Who is it?
Is it Reipon?
Reipon!
Please show me your joke!
Oh! She's moonwalking!
I'm Michael Jackson!
That's pretty fast! That's pretty fast!
And Michael doesn't have that kind of hairstyle!
He was Annie!
Annie! He was really cute!
Oh! That's good, Sayuki!
Oh! It's already started! It's already started!
What?!
Ah!
Huh?
A samurai from the Edo period!
What?!
How many did you do?!
The first one!
Why did you do two?!
Huh?! You did two?!
Why?!
Tell me how you did it!
How did you do it?!
Let's go with Onobi!
Onobi's joke, please!
A new Olympic sport!
Throwing!
An adult throwing!
That's good!
Onobi's simple one!
Let's go with Tennan!
Do you like that wig, everyone?
Tennan's joke, please!
If morning comes, tomorrow will be good.
It's Annie!
It was Annie!
Great!
It was Annie!
It's funny when you two have the same wig!
Are you okay?!
I got hit!
Who is it?!
It's not you two!
Yoshimi!
Let's go with Yoshimi!
Yoshimi's joke, please!
Kitsuzukiya!
Kitsuzukiya?!
Great!
Who is it?!
It's Rapon!
Rapon!
Rapon's joke, please!
From now on, your name is Senya!
It's Sen and Jihiro's hidden name!
It's Bo!
Let's go with Misora!
Misora, please show us your humor.
Hi, I'm Takobuchi Tsuyoshi.
Takobuchi Tsuyoshi.
Takobuchi Tsuyoshi is funny, isn't he?
Huh? Is it only me?
It's not Takobuchi Tsuyoshi's guitar, but his mini urethane guitar.
Takobuchi Tsuyoshi was really funny!
Katamotsu and Yokei.
It was really funny.
Takobuchi Tsuyoshi.
Yoshimin.
Yoshimin, please show us your humor.
Please show us your humor.
Dr. Clark.
Where did you get that book?
Why did you have a katana?
That's good.
Saegi, please show us your humor.
Hell's Toothbrush.
Hell's Hole.
That was funny.
Tenna, please show us your humor.
Ah! It's 12 o'clock!
Akira, it's 12 o'clock.
It's more convenient for you to show us your watch.
It's more convenient for you to hide it.
Are you okay? Are you still going?
Yoshimin, please show us your humor.
New house.
New house!
Rent a house.
That's good, Yoshimin.
That's fast!
Reipon, please show us your humor.
She's making something.
I'm sorry. I'm going in.
You don't have to apologize.
She's making something for Akira.
Ah! It's 12 o'clock.
Ehen, please show us your humor.
Seven, seven, seven, seven, eight, nine, ten!
There it is!
"Seven, seven," do you remember it?
You remember it, don't you?
It was a one-time success.
Sayuki, please show us your humor.
Water purifier.
That's good.
Let's do the last one.
If you can do it, that's good.
Athena will do it.
Athena, please do it.
Oh, I got it.
This got stuck.
It's not poop, it's a banana.
That's good.
This is very good.
What is it?
Even an entertainer can't do it at this pace.
The quality was also quite high, wasn't it?
It's like someone is threatening you.
It's like a selection number has been decided.
Everyone is amazing.
Now, Mr. Nakamichi, who was the best entertainer?
Please.
It's Mr. Hitsuyoshi Takobuchi.
He was really into it.
"Misora".
What was good about it?
The moment I heard it, I thought it was funny and laughed a lot.
Everyone laughed.
It must be funny!
Be confident and do it.
If you have something else, try it.
I'll rub it.
If no one is there, let's stop for now.
Yes, let's stop.
It was funny.
Next, Mr. Kanbachi.
"Misora".
It's like a test of luck.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
It's Mr. Nagami Kyu.
Mr. Nagami Kyu's "Kanbachi".
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'll tell you so you can get it later.
I'll put an octopus there.
Don't put it there.
Just go somewhere.
Let's go to the last one.
The last one is "photos".
Mr. Nagami Kyu asked you to take photos of your homework.
This is the topic Mr. Nagami Kyu gave you.
"Harata Tour".
You took it, didn't you?
Yes.
Let's take a look at the photos of "Harata Tour".
Yes.
Let's take a look. Here is the first photo.
Oh! Who is this?
Yes, it's Misora.
Who is Misora?
Misora is on the left and Nishi Yuma is on the right.
Nishi Yuma.
When I saw the photo folder in "Harata Tour",
I was looking at myself.
I was wondering what was going on.
What's this? Is it a gaming house?
Nishi Yuma had just finished her lesson and was very tired.
She was just lying down on a chair and taking a break.
I was not very energetic at that time.
When she came in with a cheer,
I was looking at myself in the photo folder.
And I was very angry.
You were able to stand up for yourself.
I was looking at myself in the photo folder and I was very angry.
- To yourself in the past? - Yes, to myself in the past.
- That's nice, you made yourself angry. - Yes, I did.
- You were fine, weren't you, Misorao? - I was very fine.
- I see. - Yes.
- You weren't angry? - No, I think that's a little bit of anger.
- It's like, "enough already!" - That's right.
- Ah, that's nice. - Yes.
- It's nice that you make yourself angry. - Yes.
- Please don't do it again, okay? - Yes, I'll be careful.
- I'll be careful. - Don't get involved.
That's nice, isn't it? That's a nice photo, isn't it?
Let's look at the next photo. Here it is!
- Huh?! - What?!
- Huh?! - Don't do it!
- Huh?! This is... - What's up with this guy?!
- This is... - No way!
- It's impossible with such a small one like this! - Please don't do it!
- Please don't use this adoring one as a mosaic! - Please don't do it!
- So Misorao got angry at you in the corner again? - This is...
- Is this a skate board?
- Who's the provider of this?! - Who is this?!
- Ah! No way! - That's right.
- When we went out with Misorao last time... - Ah, that's nice.
- Misorao was eating this, um... yangnyeom chicken... - Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
- It was a little cute, so I thought I'd take a picture of it... - Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
- When I asked Misorao to face me, he made this face! - Ah, I'm getting angry!
- This sudden face made me a little angry! - Ah, I'm getting angry!
- Why did you make this face?! - No, I was embarrassed when you said you'd take a cute picture of me...
- I see, you're embarrassed. - If you were an idol, you'd take a cute picture of me. - What do you think of this face? - I'm really angry at myself.
- This is angry, too. - I'm a little angry. - It's a pretty good picture, isn't it?
Let's move on to the next picture.
- Is this okay? Honoppi, is it okay for you to show your belly like this? - Yes!
- This is me, too. - Is this you, too? - Both of you? - Yes, I'll show you both of me.
- Thank you very much. What's this? - We're rehearsing in front of the stage, and I noticed that you were very sexy that day.
- I don't look up like this, but like this? - That's right, you used to be short.
- I asked you to do a sexy pose, and you even made a face like this. - I remember this, too.
- You put a plastic bottle in your chest. - That's right, I put a plastic bottle in my chest to show my sexiness.
- You don't have to do that. - You have a bulge in your stomach. - Don't say that!
- You have a bulge in your stomach! - We're not going to say anything about this.
- Is that right? But it's pretty good. You're pretty good at showing your belly. - Thank you.
- All of your recent pictures are funny. - Let's move on to the next picture.
- Oh! - What is it? - You're showing your belly a little, but you're already showing it. - Who is this? - It's me.
- Oh, it's you, Tenna! - Yes, it's been a while since we did a symposium in the park.
- What's a symposium? - It's a new position. - Oh, a new position.
- When we received it, we couldn't use the place we practiced the day before. - Oh.
- I was like, "What should I do? I have no choice but to go in the morning." - Yes.
- I got up at about five in the morning. - Oh.
- I went to practice. - It's that hard, after all.
- Then, I didn't expect it, everything was closed and the door wasn't open at all. - What?
- So, this is the pose of "where should I go?" - Oh, I see, that kind of pose.
- This is "where should I go?" - Where...
- This is "where should I go?" - This is one of the poses of "where should I practice?"
- There is a place where you can talk about messages of 9th grade groups. - It's in front of you.
- I passed through there. - Where should I go?
- This is one of the poses of "where should I go?" - Really? Is this pose correct?
- "Where should I go?" - "Where should I go?"
- It looks like you're stepping on something.
- It's like hip-hop. - It's good, isn't it? But it's a good photo.
- Then, let's go to the next one. This is the next one.
- "Oh, I did it again." - An idol.
- You're already angry, aren't you? - Who is this?
- Yes, it's me. - Oh, it's Honobi.
- I'm angry just by looking at you. - Just by looking at you.
- But there is a reason for this.
- At that time, I went to the park with Reipon. - Yes, yes.
- Before going to the park, the trainer was relaxing me. - Oh, I see.
- Then I fell down like this and it hurt a lot. - Oh, I see.
- I thought "Oh, it hurts. It hurts." Then, suddenly, he took my hand.
- I looked at him and Reipon was standing there. - Yes.
- He put his hand on my shoulder and said "Please." - What?
- Even if it really hurts me, I can stand it.
- I was shaking like this and he pushed me like "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts."
- Then, like this... - You forced yourself to do it.
- It's annoying. - It's annoying.
- It's annoying, isn't it? - What is it?
- I'm the only one who can stand the pain. - This...
- This is actually really painful. - It hurts.
- I thought "Oh, it hurts." and took it. - Reipon, do you remember this?
- I remember it very well. - Why do you ask such a painful person for this?
- On that day, there was only me and Honoppi. - I see.
- I wanted him to take a picture of me, so I asked him to do it. - I see.
- I wanted him to take a picture of me, so I asked him to do it. - You really wanted him to take a picture of you? - That's right.
- You wanted him to take a picture of you, because of your cute outfit? - I see. - Because of my cute outfit and my cute face.
- I wanted to see the picture on this side. - That's right. - The one with the in-camera camera. - The one with the in-camera camera.
- You're making a face you can't show. - That's nice.
- The picture is amazing, and the back side is also exciting. Isn't it a wonderful picture? - Yes.
- Now, let's continue. Here it is.
- Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - There are so many of them. Is this yours? - Yes, this is the picture I took. - This is yours, Reipon.
- This picture was taken at a concert in July of last year. - A concert?
- At that time, my right eye was swollen and swollen. - What? - It's swollen. - It's swollen. - It's swollen.
- It's swollen, but I wanted to take a picture because it's a concert, and I rarely wear this outfit. - I see.
- I wanted to take a picture, and when I looked back at the picture later,
- I thought, "Wait, even though I have swollen eyes, I'm really cute." - Why? Why? Huh?
- I was angry with my own cuteness and took the picture. - Yes, is that so?
- Is that so? - Please show me more of your cuteness!
- It's cute, it's cute, but... - Yes. - I want this picture to be released as soon as possible so that the members around you can release it.
- That's right. - I won't release it even if you insist. - You won't release it even if you insist?
- Well, it's definitely cute. It's wonderful.
- She said she was angry with herself and found it too cute. - What is this?
- Isn't it cute? - The last picture is this one.
- What? Huh? What is this?
- What is this? - Farmers' free material.
- Farmers'... - It's not free material.
- What is this? - It's me.
If you say "Makuhara-san and Rosie", you'll get this picture.
- Huh? Manufacturer-san? - Manufacturer-san?
- It's me.
- Huh? Huh? - Yes, it's me.
- It's been a while. - What is this?
- This is...
- I have grandmothers. - Oh, you do?
Grandmothers have a lot of large fields and fields.
- Which one? - It's Kyoto.
- Oh, it's Kyoto. - It's really deep in Kyoto.
- There's a really wide field. - Huh?
- And we often go boar hunting there. - Oh, I see.
That's okay. It's normal. It happens.
Yes, we go boar hunting.
When I went boar hunting last fall...
- You're laughing! - No, I'm not.
- You're doing it, right? - Yes.
- You're helping her, right? - Yes, it's me.
- It's me. - I see.
When I showed her the picture, she started calling me "grandmother".
- And then... - Oh, this one.
- This one. The one with the up. - I see.
- You didn't get married in Kaso, did you? - No, I didn't.
- You're doing it for fun, aren't you? - These are my pants and T-shirt.
- I borrowed long shoes, arms and a hat from my grandmother. - Wow, you're so cute.
- You have a collar, too. - Yes, I do.
- Isn't it difficult? - Yes, it is, but it's easy once you get the hang of it.
- Do you hold it like this? - Yes, I do.
- How long do you do it? - I do it every year in the fall.
- I planted it myself. - You plant it yourself?
- It's actually a machine, but I do it with my hands. - One by one?
- Wow. - Once I put this picture up, people call me "grandmother".
Even make-up artists call me "grandmother". It makes me so happy.
- These are not your real clothes. - No, they're not.
- Don't you wear something like this? - No, I don't.
- You don't? - No, I don't.
- I'd like you to show me your next picture. - Okay, in May.
- May is wonderful. You remember it, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- Oh, there's one more picture. - No more.
- No more? - No more.
- That's all for today. - Thank you.
- That's funny. - That's good.
- Now people call you "grandmother". - Yes.
- All of them were pretty good. - Yes.
- Okay, Nagami-sensei, please choose the best picture. - Go ahead.
- It's Yoshimin. - Yay!
- All of them were pretty good. - Well...
- The last one was really good, though. - I like this picture more than the one with make-up.
- I know. - It's funny.
- If you look closely, you can see planes flying. - Oh, up there.
- The clouds in the sky are really nice. - I can see that you worked really hard for this.
- Yoshimin will receive a badge. - Thank you.
- Is this the "hara tatsu" tour? - This is the "hara tatsu" tour.
- Which one? - This picture.
- All of you? - Yes.
- Pick one. - Which one should I pick?
- The one with the most "hara tatsu" face, I'll pick this one. - Which one?
- Oh, it's "kyuuhama". - "Kyuuhama"? Who uses "hara" in English?
- Thank you. Please put it up somewhere. - Yes, I will.
- Thank you. That's all for "Teach Me, Nagami-sensei"!
- Let's continue. Why did this happen? - "nmb48 School News"!
nmb48 School News
In this segment, members will announce the shocking school news that happened in "nmb48 School News".
- It was quite a shocking picture. - Yes, it was.
- But it's only been a little over a year since they were in 9th grade, so maybe there's not much news. - Maybe.
- But it might be something new for you. - Yes.
- Everyone, please open the news flip. - Yes.
- They're writing down the title. - Yes.
- Huh? There's one I already know. - Do you want to hear it?
- "Leipon". - "Leipon"?
- It's "obachan". - "Obachan"?
- "Obachan", right? - Yes, it's "obachan".
- I think you'll know this one without me telling you, but it's Yoshimi's. - Oh, it's Yoshimi's.
- It was Yoshimi's surprise. - Yes.
- There are two shocking news for you. - Two? I'm happy.
- One is that only Yoshimi's left hand has long nails. - Only her left hand has long nails?
- Yes. - Where? - The other day, when we were doing our make-up in the park...
Yoshimi was next to me and we were talking about nails and she said, "Ah, only Ayane's left hand has long nails today."
- I've never seen anyone with only long nails, right? - Well, it depends on the flow of the cut.
- That's right. - So I was surprised by that and said, "Ah, then I'll bring a nail clipper later, so let's cut it."
- Eh? - She brought a nail clipper to the theater. - She brought it? - Yes.
- Not at home? - She's preparing it in the locker. - Ah, preparing it in the locker. - Yes.
- It's a good thing, but certainly... - Grandma. - Other people aren't doing it. - Certainly.
- You can't see it like that. - At the theater... "Ah, nail clipper, nail clipper," you can't hear it.
- We haven't seen it like that. - We're doing it so it's not dangerous. - That's right.
- Yoshimi, you haven't seen anyone with only their left hand, right? - Well, I don't know if it was annoying, but I've cut it now, but I forgot to cut only my left hand.
- Ah, you haven't forgotten to cut it. - Yes. - Eh? - I see. - But I thought it was okay because it was at the theater, so I came out of the house.
- I see. - Yes. - You have a nail clipper, right? - Yes. - Ah, that's good.
I want to hear more episodes of "grandma" from you, Yoshimi. That's great.
- Who's next? - There are quite a few. - Ah, there are some strict ones, too. - Ah, you're right. - She's saying "nail clipper." - "Nail clipper" for Honoppi...
- This... - Yes. - Misora, do you want to go? - Yes, I want to put "nail clipper" for Honoppi. - Is it okay? - Eh? - Eh? - There's one thing I'm really angry about. - Ah! - Eh? - Eh?
I have a small amount of "nail clipper" and when I have two, I feel like it's not enough. - Ah, I see. - But I always tell my makeup artists and Misora that it's not enough, but...
- I do my best... - I see, you do your best and put "nail clipper" for her. - I do my best and put "nail clipper" for her, but Honoppi, who was doing her makeup next to me, said, "Isn't it too much?!"
- Goto, you chose it. Goto, you chose it, Honoppi. - Ah, she might have said it. - I've been told it at least three times, not even once.
- You're getting bald. - I'm not getting bald! - You're being treated like a gyarop's stylist. - Yes. - You can't do this. - But I'm really getting bald. - Stop it! - I'm not getting bald! - Even if you're getting bald, don't say it! - I'm not getting bald.
- You're thin and thin but thin. - Yes, I'm thin and slim.
- You're worried, of course. - Yes. - You're gonna get bald. - I'm not getting bald!
- The words sound tough. - Yes. - Monophile, did you say it? - You always say it.
- Always say it! No! - It's not good. - Stop it. - Stop saying "I'm not getting bald".
- I'll get bald! - I won't! - You have to be cute. - I'll be smart. - Stop with that "I'm not getting bald" face.
- I don't want you to do it. - That's great. Be nice to them. - Okay. - What shall we do next?
I'm curious about "dokodemo okamai nashii de"
what's under it?
it's fire
it's "mera mera"
"mera mera" NMB's fire?
"mera mera" doesn't have anything to do with the episode?
no it doesn't!
I thought you were talking about a kitchen stove
but you're wrong!
it has nothing to do with it, it's fire
"mera mera" is like that, it's more like "bwaaah"
but it's like a gas stove
it's like you can cook
I had too much space, I was lonely
I see, you filled up the space
yes
what's this, Tenda?
this is...
the students are really noisy
they're all noisy
they don't cry a lot when it's quiet
they move to the venue and take the bus
and among them...
Not only the first year students, but also the managers and drivers as well.
In those situations, no matter where you are, someone will definitely start singing.
If one person sings, everyone will get on the bus and even the harmonies will start.
In the end, the manager will get mad at you.
He wants you to be too noisy.
Do you sing songs from NMB?
No, we don't even sing nostalgic songs.
We dig them out and sing them.
We get on someone's mood and start singing.
Who sings those songs?
It's Honopee.
Oh, Honopee.
Why do you sing Honopee?
It's fun.
It's like a party.
I go to work and I sing like a party.
Then people get mad and say "Excuse me."
It's like that.
If you sang a song from NMB, you wouldn't get mad.
If you sang a song from PPAP, you wouldn't get mad.
I would sing it.
Why do you all get on it?
If you sing PPAP, you get on it.
Let me get on it for a second.
How is the bus like?
I have a pen.
I have an apple.
Apple pen!
You guys are helping me.
This side is doing it.
Honopee is shaking.
You started pretty early.
It was pretty fast.
You started from the middle.
It's fun.
You're just saying that you're close.
That's right.
That's good.
I see.
Who wants to go next?
Next is...
Vacuum.
Vacuum!
It's me but...
We don't have any today but we have Ami Miyamoto who is a first-year middle school student.
- A first-year middle school student? - Yes. She's so cute!
We're so happy about her being a first-year student but...
- She's so popular. - Among us, there's also Tenna Ikeda who's amazing.
- Oh my. - The moment I met her, she hugged me and sucked my head in.
- Sucked? - She sucked my body and cheeks in.
- Sucked? - Yeah.
- I know "cute" when you're a first-year middle school student. - Cute, cute!
- You start sucking it in. - I can hear you sucking it in.
- You start sucking it in. - Suck it in?
- Suddenly? - It's the same as vitamins. You don't touch it.
- Oh, you don't do it. - No, no, no!
- I'm scared! I'm not a middle school student! - From your point of view...
- From Tenna's point of view... - She's a witch!
- Yes, but...
- She sucks in cute energy? - Yes.
- She's young so... - Oh, she's a witch!
- She's still young! - She's still young so...
- What do you suck in? - Well, like...
Anything is fine. If you suck in that girl...
- You'll feel better! - No, you can't!
- I'm scared! - What do you mean "suck in"?
- What about you, Ami-chan? - Well, I leave myself to you, Ami-chan.
- I'm scared! - Ami-chan, you're just sitting there!
- That's right! - I have a code for it.
- A code? - Yes, it's called "ami-tan".
- It's called "ami-chuma". - "Ami-chuma".
- It's called "chuma-chuma" but... - What is it?
I want to suck in Ami's love.
- I made a name for it, "chumeru". - You want to suck it in.
- Yes, and...
When you find Ami and you say "I want to suck it in!", Ami will come to you.
- Ami will do that? - Yes!
- Poor thing! - Poor thing!
- And you'll be able to suck it in. - You'll be able to suck it in?
- It's not a combination problem, right? - That's right.
You're just sucking it in.
When Ami asks me "don't you hate it?", I say "I'm used to it now".
- You don't hate it? - You don't hate it?
- You're used to it now. - She hates it.
She hates it from the beginning but now that she's 11 years old, she can't resist it.
- I like it. - I like it too.
Let's continue.
- Other than that... - Sayuki is eating too much.
- What? - I wrote it...
- This discussion is starting, that's nice. - At theater shows, the manager always buys lunch for us.
- Ah, that's right. - And you know what lunch is after it arrives,
Sayuki has been asking "what's for breakfast tomorrow?" since the day before.
Even if you ask me that, I still don't know.
The next morning, she's like "what's for breakfast today?"
She's saying it.
Sorry, I'll go buy some more.
After rehearsal, she's like "what's for breakfast today?"
She's saying it.
I was talking about breakfast earlier.
Usually, seniors say "what's for breakfast today?" after eating breakfast.
Sayuki is like "what's for breakfast?"
She's spreading it out.
She's saying it, but she's not saying it like this.
Is it okay for me to say it?
Then what kind of way of saying it is it?
What's for lunch?
It doesn't change much.
You ask it the day before.
That's right. On the day of a performance, you use up a lot of energy.
There's a performance every day.
At times like that, you want to raise your tension.
Raising tension equals shock for me.
If you don't get what you like, you won't raise your tension.
It's like a confirmation process.
I see.
If you get what you like, you'll raise your tension.
If you don't like it, you'll buy it yourself.
I see.
You have a proper routine.
I have a proper routine, and I don't like breaking it.
That's a good thing.
That's why I'm asking you so persistently.
But, sayuki, you just ate what you were given for lunch the other day.
I said it first.
If you're going to buy it nearby, I'd like to make a request.
It's your first year, so you can't do this.
I can't meet my seniors and eat this kind of lunch box.
This is in the same period of time.
Oh, I see.
When I meet my seniors, I eat a lunch box at the end.
Oh, it's delicious.
Yes, it's delicious.
By the way, is beef bowl the best?
What's the best?
It's beef bowl.
I eat a lot of beef bowl and my stomach gets full.
That's good, beef bowl.
That's amazing. Everyone has a lot of things.
So, is it the last one?
Yes.
Something is different.
What's wrong?
This is a story about when I went to Team M's park, where I belong to, with Reipon and Honopi.
Makeup?
Makeup.
Yes, it's a story about me doing makeup for a makeup artist.
Honopi...
Oh, Yamamoto Mikana is also there.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yamamoto Mikana is a beautiful model who walks around Kansai Collection.
She's a beautiful senior.
She had a pin tied to her bangs.
Yes, yes.
She had a pin tied to her bangs and put it on her shoulders.
Then, Honopi had the exact same shape of the exact same pin in the exact same place.
That's fine, that's fine.
Yes.
I thought she was imitating me, but something is different.
What is it? What is it?
Something is different.
I didn't know.
I didn't know the meaning of the title.
I didn't know.
What do you mean?
It's different.
Of course it's different.
Of course Honopi and someone else are the same.
Yamamoto Mikana...
Yes, Yamamoto Mikana...
You should have put the exact same shape of pin in the exact same place, but something is different.
Something is different.
- Hey! - What do you mean by "something"?
- Hey, what are you talking about? - How many times do I have to say it?
I don't know what it is, but something is different.
She doesn't know what it is in her head, but she thinks something is different.
- That's not good. - You two are fighting.
That's good. Calm down, Honoppi.
- I'll show you a good picture of Yoshimin. - Please do.
Can we see it again? Is there a picture of Yoshimin?
- A picture of Yoshimin. - You two said something to each other.
- That's right. - Let's heal with this.
- That picture does heal you. - That's right.
Everyone calmed down and had a lot of things to do, like vacuuming.
- But that picture has already gone back home. - Oh, it's not coming out?
- It can't be helped. - It's not coming out?
- I wanted to see it again, but... - It's already far away.
- Oh, it's out! - It's out!
- It's out. - Thank you.
- It can't be hidden. - It's a collaboration.
Oh, it's not a collaboration. It's real.
- Something is different. - Something is different.
Oh, it's cute.
- You two are too funny. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
Great. There's nothing else you want to say, right?
- No. - It's fine, right? You don't have a reaction.
Great. So...
This has been what's happening behind the scenes.
This has been "NMB48 School News".
Well, then...
Rapon, "Cute, MV-free".
Rapon, huh...
- Rapon, can you be cute? - Yes, I can.
Well, then... Rapon, "Cute, MV-free", please!
Yes! Well, then...
NMB48's 28th single "Nagisa Saikou" music video...
Please watch it!
Next up is a present from Honopi.
Yes! Honopi Presents No Reaction Gashapon Challenge!
Are you okay? It looks like Honopi doesn't feel like doing it.
Honopi, what kind of project is this?
I'm really good at joking around.
You're good at it?
I'm good at it, so I'd like to challenge myself to see if everyone can handle it without laughing at my jokes.
You want to challenge?
Of course!
Everyone will laugh, but...
They'll definitely laugh, but I want to see how much they can handle it.
I see.
There are times when you shouldn't laugh, right?
Yes, that's right.
We want to see if everyone can handle it or not.
Are you confident?
I'm really good at it.
I've never laughed before, so I think I can do it.
She said something amazing.
I've never laughed before, so I think I can do it.
Honopi, can you make a joke now?
Not at all.
If you give me a topic...
Even if you give me a topic, can you make a joke?
I can make a confrontation joke.
A confrontation joke?
So you want me to give you a topic and see who can say it faster?
Yes.
Okay, I'll do it.
Please do.
Okay.
Number!
Number.
Namba's number plate is dirty.
Huh?
It's Namba!
She did it just now.
Yes.
It's not about speed, it's about fun too.
Yes.
I see.
That's right. It's like the one from "Hamadan" where you just scream.
I see.
Namba's Namba plate is dirty.
That's a bad joke. It's not a good joke.
It's not a bad joke. It's a good joke.
It's cheerful.
Yes, it's cheerful.
How about you, Kono Pina?
Nba!
It's cheerful.
It's certainly funny.
I see. I see.
Since you're good at it, I understand.
Yes.
I'd like to see if you can change it.
I'll explain the rules.
The three of you will be divided into "daja wrestle" and "reaction" sides.
For the "reaction" side, you'll have to put milk in your mouth.
I see.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
The three of you have to see if you can make the three of you on this side laugh.
If you can make them laugh, you win.
I see.
So it's like a team battle.
Yes, it's not only for Kono Pina.
I see.
I guess it's advantageous for Kono Pina's team to join.
That's right.
Shall we announce the teams?
Tenna is also good at "daja wrestle".
Tenna is good at it.
Tenna is also good at it.
Tenna is good at "daja wrestle".
So...
Tenna and...
Look at her face.
Misora and...
My team.
What?
Your team?
Can I go first?
You're good at "daja wrestle"?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
I'll definitely make you laugh.
You want to win, don't you?
I'll definitely make you laugh.
First, Tenna, Misora and Kono Pina's team.
The rest of you, come here.
Please put some milk in your mouth.
Okay, let's do it.
I don't like it when it's hard.
It's amazing.
I didn't think I'd get involved like this.
It's amazing.
You should do it on your own.
That's right.
Let's do it.
Let's have fun.
It's safe milk for 30 seconds.
Please put it in your mouth.
If you're about to laugh, put it in the bucket.
Are you ready?
Are you ready, Honopi?
Yes, I'm ready.
You can do 30 seconds in a row or you can do it in any way you like.
Honopi is the only one who is excited.
Are you ready?
Honopi's "No Reaction Dajarae Challenge" 30 seconds challenge.
Ready, go!
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
I'll do it again!
Tanakara...
Tanaka!
Cheat!
This is hell!
Skirt and...
Skirt!
Is she saying what she wants?
Milk! Milk!
Oh! Is she saying what she wants?
Sayuki Shibutani...
Shibu!
Don't show your face! Don't show your face!
Don't show your face! What's the time of the serve?
Jam Ojisan...
Jam... Ojisan...
She looks smart.
Jam Ojisan...
Her lips are about to break.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Did you guys laugh? The result is...
No one is laughing!
Okay, so...
Zero points!
What?!
Are you kidding me?!
I mean, you know...
Reipon was laughing a little while ago, but...
Yeah...
Why did you drink milk normally?!
What's with you?!
Huh?!
Yoshimin, what's wrong?
What's going on?!
Yoshimin...
Watermelon milk...
You drank it, didn't you?
Just now...
I drank it myself and said it again.
Was it good?
It was good.
Oh, I'm glad.
The result is...
Zero points!
Are you kidding me?!
How was it?
By the way...
Huh?
It's kind of tiring now.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Oh, really?!
You don't like it anymore?
No, it was funny, you know?
Oh, really?!
Yeah, but you were doing something with your face and stuff...
That's good, right?
By the way, do you want to do it the other way around?
Oh, yeah...
The other way around!
I want you guys to show me how well you can do it!
I see...
What about you, Onopii?
How did you feel when you were told that?
Huh?
I'll evaluate you, of course!
Because you like it that way...
I see...
Oh, you can't do it like that...
Not really...
60 points or something like that!
Wow!
The three of you are completely being bullied...
Well, then...
I'd like you to take a sip of the milk and stand by.
Wait, I drank it!
Don't drink it!
Is it good?
Don't laugh!
Don't taste it!
It's good!
Make sure you take a sip of it!
Are you ready, everyone?
Yes, yes, yes...
All right!
Let's get started!
You have 30 seconds!
Now, for this team's "no reaction" challenge...
Start!
Chocolate?
Jackpot!
On the river of Japan, Japan!
Shibutani's cool face!
That's enough!
So, Tenna and Mizora are fine.
Since Onopi threw up a lot, this team wins!
It's on your bangs, too.
Everyone, wipe it for her.
It's dirty.
Everyone, wipe it for her.
That's enough.
What is this?
I was about to lose.
Onopi.
You wanted to do it yourself.
I was surprised you didn't think I'd win.
This is just what you like.
Just what you like.
By the way, who did you think was funny?
Saeki's weird face was funny.
Her face?
Weird face.
She said it with her face?
Yes.
I said weird face and then added weird face.
I see.
You had your own strategy.
I didn't think much of it, but her face was funny.
Hey, you have some pride.
It was an amazing match.
It's what Onopi wanted.
How was it for you, Onopi?
It was a lot of fun.
It was fun?
I want to do it again.
By the way, who did you think was funny?
Yoshimi's weird face was funny.
It was funny.
I think it was funny.
Yoshimi, were you confident about that?
It was funny.
I've never heard of it.
It was funny.
You didn't say it out loud, you said you could do it.
I want to use it as a joke.
You started making fun of it.
The old-fashioned way of making fun of it will be preserved.
I hope you will do it again.
It was amazing.
What kind of costume was it?
It was a no reaction joke challenge.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, there was a penalty game.
Yes, there is a penalty game for the three of the losing team who laughed.
Yes, so here is the penalty game!
What?
Big...
It's a giant hedgehog race!
Wow!
This is it!
Yes, everyone of the winning team!
No!
Please give him a badge cone.
But well, the team lost, or Honopi lost.
Well, that's right.
Honopi, of course.
It's true, let's give it to Honopi.
Well, for the two of you, let's wrap it up.
Finally, for Honopi, let's do a big one.
Wow!
Can the three of you do it?
I've never seen it before.
Try it once.
Let's do it one at a time.
For fun.
Oh, for fun.
Can you do it with the three of you?
One, two, three...
Ouch!
Isn't it gay?
I thought it was light.
If it's just the beginning, it's fine.
The three of you will do it, right?
Oh, the three of you will do it.
Let's do it with the three of you.
I've never seen it before.
Well, for Misora Atenna and finally for Honopi.
Well, let's do it.
Penalty game, start!
One, two...
Ouch!
You poor thing.
Hit her in the butt.
One, two...
Ouch!
Now, a big one.
A big one.
One, two...
Ouch!
Hey, it's not "ouch".
It's not "ouch".
I was thinking about it.
It's not "ouch" at all.
I was thinking about it.
Ouch, "ouch".
Concentrate on your head.
Why do you keep saying "ouch" all the time?
Ouch, "ouch".
Well, it's wonderful.
That's it for "no reaction" special challenge.
Well, we have a little time.
Yes.
Finally, we would like you to express the goodness of "kyuuki" in "ayuuyosakubun".
Well, Nagami will join in.
Seven of you will do "kyu-u-ki-sai-ko-u" in "ayuuyosakubun".
I want you to appeal the goodness of "kyuuki" with this.
Nagami will also do "kyu-u-ki-sai-ko-u" for two hours.
You've done it with "kyuuki" before, so you might think it's good.
"Kyu-u-ki-sai-ko-u", right?
Yes, "kyu-u-ki-sai-ko-u".
I've already written it.
I'm getting "kyu" though.
What should we do with the order?
Is there anyone who wants to go like this?
I want to avoid "kyu" only.
Oh, you want to avoid "kyu"?
I want to avoid it.
It's difficult.
This is the last one for Yoshimi.
It's okay.
Yoshimi, can you sum it up at the end?
It's a serious responsibility.
Yes, it's a heavy responsibility.
With this... Yoshimi, is it okay?
If it's "ria", who will do "rizria"?
Then...
Who?
I'll do it.
For Honopi?
Honopi will do it for the last one.
Honopi is funny, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
I see.
"Gajareo", right?
Okay, please hide.
"Kyu"?
Come here. I was surprised.
"Kyu"?
It's "kyu", right?
"Kyu" is the best.
"Kyu" is so energetic and friendly.
It looks like fun.
Is there a "kyu" live performance?
"Kyu" is good.
We usually perform "kyu" only in "nab48 theater".
Oh, really?
That's great.
"Kyu" is good, everyone.
Please tell me about it.
I'm sure you have your own words.
"Yoshimin" is here.
Okay.
"Reipon", you wrote it.
Yes, I did.
"Ido", you wrote it.
"Saiki", you wrote it.
That's good.
"Nagami", you wrote it, too.
Yes, I did.
That's good, isn't it?
Okay, everyone.
"Kyu" is the best.
Please tell me about it.
"Kyu"...
"Kyujo" is...
"Tsukiaburu" strong and...
"Kyujo"... "Kyujo"... "Kyujo" is good!
"Kyujo" is strong and...
"Umareta Toki Kara Isshodatta Mitaina" (It's like we were born together)
That's really good!
"Kosei" (personality)
"Kiji no you ni Habataite" (Flapping like a flowerpot)
"Kyukisei" (older generation)
"Habataite" (flapping)
"Sawagashiku" (noisy)
That's a good part!
"Ironna Kosei ga" (many personalities)
"Kosei" is...
"Kosei" is rich!
"Kosei" is...
"Kosei" is rich!
"Unchi" (poop)
What are you doing?
Hey! What are you doing?
Can you bring me a wire?
Bring me a wire! It's not "dajale" (poop)
What are you doing? Do you want me to do it again?
"Dajale" and "unchi" "tsukiaburu"
"Dajale" and "unchi" "kyuukisei"
But this part is good!
"Umareta Toki Kara Isshodatta Mitaina" (It's like we were born together)
It's good!
This part is good!
"Kiji no you ni Habataite" (flapping like a bird)
What does it mean?
It's like we were growing up together.
There were only birds and birds of birds.
What about the last part?
"Sawagashiku" (noisy)
"Sawagashiku" is also a claim for "unchi".
That's good!
"Ironna Kosei ga" (many personalities)
"Kosei" is rich!
That's good!
"Kaburanai you ni" (don't overlap)
One more time?
Can we do it one last time?
"Mou kyuu nai yo" (no more "kyuu")
"Kyuujo" and "tsukiaburu" are powerful!
I felt the power.
"Kaburahen ga" would make me happy.
"Kyuu" doesn't exist anymore!
"Kyuu" does exist!
"Kyuu" starts with "mono".
That's good!
"Kosei" is something that someone wants to live.
"Kyuu" is the best!
Oh, I see. It's unique because it starts like this.
The last one was good.
Oh, you did it!
The last one was really good. Thank you very much.
That was good.
This is teamwork.
That's right.
It's like everyone wants to push this place because it doesn't look like it's going to work.
It's great when it's organized.
So, did you do it?
Yes!
Let's go!
This time, please read Kyuuki's favorite love song lyrics!
Kyuusu de ireta youna oishisa de
"Oishisa de"?
"Kyuu" was the only one left.
"Kyuu" was "oishisa" that you said in "Kyuusu"
Oishisa de
Well, just say it. "Kyuusu de ireta youna oishisa de"
Urusasou makehende
What? Is it over?
Are you okay?
Urusasou makehende
Kiiroi seien moratte
That's good!
Sakura no you ni sakihokoru
That's good!
Ima made ni inai
Inai
Excellent communication skills
Ability
And?
"Uchi" "Uchi matta"
Uchi matta
"Eiwa" "Eiwa"
That's good!
Kyusu de ita youna oishisa de
urusai asada wa makehen de
kiroi sei moratte
sakura no you ni sakihokoru
ima made ni inai
Excellent communication skills
"uchi" "uchi matta"
"Uchi" "uchi matta"
That's great!
That was really good!
I didn't think it was the first year
Everyone was so loud and strong
It was like "kowasashirazu"
That's right!
I hope we can keep this friendship for a long time
Yes!
Now it's time for the ending!
In the ending, we will have Nagami-sensei choose the most active person of the day.
Who will it be?
We will have you give us a nickname.
Who will it be?