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Kyuugisen Warai Nii Housou Shitsu!
Now it's started! Guuugisen Warai Nii Housou Shitsu!
I'm the MC of the show, Yamashita Gyamuru Moriya!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Keian!
Nice to meet you!
And today's seniors are...
Yes! I'm Keita Kato! Also known as Keita! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Keita!
This is the first time you've come, right?
Yes!
Thank you for coming for the first time!
But I've been watching you!
Oh, you've been watching me!
I've been watching your self-introduction videos and your recent "Kizuna wo Tamesu" video.
You've been very kind to me, Yamaguchi Moriya!
Thank you for having me!
Do you like me?
Yes!
I'm sure you like me!
I don't think you know me very well.
How are you and your seniors?
My seniors...
I love you very much!
I love you, too!
You know what?
It's always like this!
What is it?
Even when we're not talking, your reactions are so funny!
Your face is funny!
That's right!
Your face is funny!
I can't help but laugh when you say funny things!
That's right!
Your appearance is funny!
My appearance is funny!
Your appearance is funny!
That's right!
Why are you laughing?
Your face is funny!
My face is funny!
What do you think of my seniors?
She is a double center of MISSION KIMA MISSING.
She is a senior who has led us to victory.
I see!
She is a senior!
She is a double center of MISSION KIMA MISSING.
By the way, how old are you?
I am a third-year draft student.
Oh, you are a draft student!
I am a seventh-year KIMA MISSING student.
During the draft meeting, there was a discussion about whether to go to AKB48 or not to go to Tokyo because it was an all-48 group.
When I auditioned for AKB48, I was in my sixth year of elementary school, and I didn't want to go to Tokyo, Fukuoka, or Iwagiri.
I chose one group based on my first, second, and third hopes, and divided them into teams of NMB48.
You were smart.
I didn't want to go to NMB48.
Didn't you say you wouldn't be called for it?
No, I didn't get called for it.
That's why I auditioned for NMB48.
I see.
You were certain you wanted to go to NMB48.
Yes, I was sure I only wanted to go to NMB48.
I see, you were sure you only wanted to go to a school.
You were a super NMB48 student, weren't you?
Yes, I was a super NMB48 student.
It's the same as "super".
"Super" from "Enerdifordate"
Yes.
So...
And what we're going to do today is...
Sayuki-chan, please.
Yes!
Who is the honest person?
Let's get hypnotized!
Yeah!
Yes.
Today, we're going to hypnotize you.
Do you know "Have you ever had it?"
Yes.
Oh, yes!
Kanda area
Yes.
How was it like back then?
I saw it in a video and thought, "Oh, I can do it."
You saw it in a video and thought, "Oh, I can do it."
Yes.
It must be really easy to do.
It's very easy.
What is it like?
For me, my hands don't move or something I'm holding doesn't move.
But it actually moved, so I believe it.
I see.
You believe it?
Yes.
What about you, Keito? I've never done hypnosis before.
You've never done it before? No, I don't know if it's easy to talk about it.
I see. But I'm really interested in it.
Oh, you're interested in it. Yes, I am.
But it's scary, isn't it? It's a little scary.
Certainly.
I got it.
And I'm not sure if I can solve it with a couple of numbers.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I'm just trying to solve it.
I don't know if I can solve it like this.
So, if you can do hypnosis today, please come.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Hypnosis comedian human-like Matsui.
Matsui-san!
Concentrate, please!
Hypnosis gag.
Matsui-san is...
Matsui-san is a comedian and our senior.
Yes.
As you can see, she is an expert in hypnosis.
No!
Yes.
It's obvious.
You came running.
Are you honest about hypnosis?
Well, I'm honest, I often listen to people's stories, I'm easy to consult with people, and I'm easy to mislead even if it's bad.
On the contrary, people who are not easily misled are those who tell their teachers at school to listen to their stories.
It's hard for people like that to be misled.
I see.
Also, it's easy for people with a lot of imagination to be misled.
Really?
Yes.
But we have the same hairstyle.
We have the same hairstyle.
Please forget about this.
If you are worried about this, you will not be able to concentrate.
You will not be able to concentrate.
Concentration is expensive, so it's easy to get caught.
I've had a lot of people do it, but it didn't take me that long.
That's right, it didn't take you that long.
If you haven't been caught, please tell me you haven't been caught.
I don't know.
Not at all.
Even if you don't get caught at first, you may get caught suddenly.
Please always listen to me.
I understand.
By the way, from today's members' point of view,
This person seems to be caught.
"Does anyone need it?" "I often use it." "It's easy to believe." "This is a fake prey." "It's not a prey." "Which one of you is caught today?" "If you don't get caught, it's over." "Then I'll start right away." "First of all, put your strength in your shoulders and press the stone when I clap my hands." "I'll do it three times."
"Put your strength in your shoulders and press the stone when I clap my hands." "I'll do it two more times. Put your strength in your shoulders and press the stone when I clap my hands."
"Let's shake our hands." "I want you to relax." "It's easier to loosen your whole body." "Shake your head." "Shake it hard." "I'll do it two more times."
"I'm nervous." "Shake it hard." "Take a deep breath." "Breathe in through your nose and breathe out through your mouth." "Breathe out." "Breathe in." "Breathe out." "Lastly, breathe in and breathe out."
"I think you've relaxed now." "From now on, we will test whether hypnosis is easy or difficult." "Put your hands together and put your index finger up like this." "Straight." "Make a space like a golf ball and look between them." "Okay?" "Yes." "Now is practice." "Then I'll go to the real thing." "Yes." "Everyone, put your hands together." "Yes."
"Put your ears towards me and look at me with your hands together." "Yes." "Put your index finger up and look at me with your index finger together." "Yes."
Everyone, look at your own gaze at the tip of your finger.
It's not open yet, it's still closed.
And make a space about a golf ball.
Look at the space.
And the more you look, the closer you get.
The more you look, the closer you get.
The more you talk, the closer you get.
If you can't reach it, put it down.
It's not open yet.
Everyone, please be quiet for now.
Look at your own gaze for five seconds.
Five,
four,
three,
two,
one.
If you touch your fingers for the next three days,
your fingers will be stiff and you won't be able to talk for the next three days.
Even if you try to talk,
it won't come off anymore.
"If you try to talk," "it won't come off anymore."
If you're far away, it's okay.
If you're far away, let's put it down for now.
It's stuck. You can't get away anymore, can you?
Even if you try to talk, you can't get away.
Even if you try to talk, you can't get away anymore.
I can't get away.
Can't you get away? "I can't get away."
Next, when I say "three, two, one,"
strike a gunshot. Please do it with a bang.
Yes, look at me.
"Three, two, one," stretch out your elbow.
Your elbow will shake hard.
Even if you try to bend it,
your elbow will no longer bend.
If it doesn't bend, it won't bend another day.
Even if you try to bend your elbow,
your elbow will no longer bend.
If you bend your elbow, it won't bend.
Your neck will get harder and harder.
Once you touch it briefly, it's okay.
Relax.
Take a deep breath and it will melt again. It's okay.
It's melting!
What are you doing?
Calm down!
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
This is a test.
I just had a test.
I'm like you guys.
I can't do it because I'm still far away.
To be honest, people who are far away don't listen to people.
I think there are a lot of people who are usually scolded by their teachers.
Who was the last one left?
Who didn't bend their elbows?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
I think it's a lot easier.
I see.
Other people, please go back.
I was looking forward to it.
Please go back.
By the way, I think you still have that feeling.
Everyone, please do it.
Look at me.
I've been hit for three days and I can't get away.
I can't get away anymore.
I'm sure you'll get hit again.
What is it?
For example, put your forehead and hands together.
I can't get away anymore.
My forehead and hands are stuck together and I'm trying to talk, but I can't get away anymore.
Oh, Reiko is away.
Maybe it's easier to get close.
As soon as I saw you, you were away.
But you're close, so you don't have to do it.
That's right.
Are you okay for now?
Yes, I'm fine.
Please stand up.
I think it's probably the easiest to talk about.
You're honest.
This is now muscle hypnosis.
Next, hypnosis that relaxes or increases memory a little bit.
I'd like to take you to a deeper hypnosis.
Take a deep breath again and relax your whole body.
Inhale deeply from your nose and exhale.
Yes, yes.
Two more times. Inhale and exhale.
Yes, inhale and exhale.
Yes.
But everyone, let me show you this.
Don't move your face, just my fingers and eyes.
Take a deep breath and lean forward.
Yes, like this.
Hold it tight.
Yes, like this.
Put all your strength into it.
Yes, like this.
Just your eyes.
Yes, just your eyes.
Hold it tight.
Take a deep breath and stop like this.
Just your eyes.
Put all your strength into it.
Yes, like this.
Put all your strength into it.
Yes, like this.
Put all your strength into it.
Take a deep breath and hold it tight.
And count ten seconds.
Ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight, seven and so on.
Relax your whole body.
I'm going to reduce the number.
Ten, nine, eight, seven and so on.
Five, four, three, two, one and slowly stand up, yes, slowly stand up, yes, ah, it's okay, stand up, yes, everyone, raise your body.
When I clap my hands, even if I try to remember my name, it's in my head, but I can't say it even if I try to say it with my mouth.
Already, everyone, look at this, I can't say it anymore.
Your name is? If you can say it, you can say it.
My name is Ayumi Yuugasa.
I'm Rina Funakashi.
I can't say it anymore. If you can say it, you can say it.
I'm Rina Funakashi.
I'm Ayumi Yuugasa.
You have it in your head, don't you?
Yes, I do.
But you can't say it anymore.
You can't say it even if you want to.
By the way, do you know what "konbime" is?
You can say it, can't you?
Yes, I can.
Look at this.
What?
If you clap your hands three times, you'll get a luxurious cap in your head.
But you can't say it even if you want to.
You can't say it.
The more you look at it, the more you can't say its name.
Who are we?
What?
I really don't want to do it!
What?
If you clap your hands, you'll go back.
If you clap your hands, you'll say your name, your luxurious cap name.
It's okay now.
What's your name?
Chiyotsuki.
What?
It's me!
Really?
It's me!
What?
Really?
I really thought you three were doing it.
But there's no way you could do that.
But you can say it!
It's pretty unusual for her.
She's easy to get caught.
And if you clap your hands, you'll get a luxurious cap.
Thank you.
If you don't clap your hands...
That's right.
Would you like to do it again?
One more time?
I'm not focused right now.
I'm sorry.
If you laugh, you'll go back to an atmosphere that doesn't affect you at once, so let's count five seconds again.
The fewer 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, the less you will remember your name.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
You can't say your name anymore.
Please say your name. You can't say it anymore. You can say it if you want to say it, but you can't say it.
Please open your eyes. I'll open my eyes. I'll open my eyes. I'm about to say it, but I'll open my eyes. You can't say your name anymore.
You can say it if you want to say it, but you can't say it if you want to say it.
Don't lie. I'm about to say it, but I can't say it in my head anymore.
I already have my name in my head, but I can't say it in my mouth.
Open your eyes if you want to say it.
Don't open your eyes.
I'll open my eyes. I'll open my eyes. I'll open my eyes. I'll open my eyes. I'll open my eyes. I'll open my eyes. Is it okay?
Oh, my eyes are okay. Look at this.
Can you say your name? Can you say your name?
I'm Babara Boka.
I'll tell you the timing.
Can you say it? Look at this. Can you say it?
If you can say it, say it.
Next, count five seconds and clap your hands.
Your own name.
I'll say the name of the fruit.
I'll change my memory.
Your own name.
Even if you want to say your own name, only the name of the fruit will come up.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Please open your eyes.
Your name is...
Please say it out loud. What you came up with.
If you can say it, say it. It doesn't matter at all.
I can't say it.
You can't say anything.
I can't say anything.
Your name is...
Can you say it?
What?
Can you say it?
Can you say your name?
I'm Papaya.
What?
I'm Papaya.
What?
I'm...
Wait a minute.
I was asked a little more.
I can only say Papaya.
I'm a fruit.
All members' names are...
Look at this.
All members' names are...
fruit.
Say your name from the end.
Sakuranbo.
Melon.
I can't say it.
Strawberry.
She said it with her imagination and imagination power.
It's a kangaroo. Yamashita Kangaroo Gorilla.
Tell me your name.
Banana. Banana?
Everyone, close your eyes and take a deep breath.
You will be hypnotized. It's okay.
Say your name.
Yes.
What are you doing?
Hurry up and untie me.
I'm going crazy.
It's okay now.
Yes, it's okay now.
I'm going crazy.
Yes, it's okay now.
You two say you can't do it.
Shake it a little.
Shake it.
Yes, it's okay now. Shake it.
Yes, that's it.
Did you get it?
Yes, I got it.
Wow.
Yes.
By the way, how did you feel when you were hypnotized?
I think it's the first time you've been hypnotized like this.
I can't speak.
When I say my name, I can't speak.
It's my first time.
I'm scared.
It's like there's a stone in it.
Stone?
It's a lot easier.
Certainly, it's the easiest for you to get hypnotized.
It's so funny.
I'm telling you to stop.
Do you know the name?
I don't know. I can't think of anything anymore.
I feel like I'm just saying what I'm told.
I don't know.
As the next step, I'd like you to write down what you're not good at or what you don't like in the questionnaire.
I'd like you to hypnotize me to overcome my weaknesses.
Reipon, Keita, Amita, and I don't like wasabi, so we're going to hypnotize you to eat wasabi that you don't like so much that you can eat a lot of it.
I'll count ten seconds. The image in your head is a pure white image.
Don't think about it and just do it.
Ten, nine, eight, seven.
With the image of softening from head to toe.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
And then I clap my hands and wake up.
The spicy, spicy wasabi in front of you.
The more you eat, the sweeter it is.
Melon, it tastes like melon.
Sweet, sweet melon.
It's not spicy at all.
Three, one, I clap my hands and wake up.
Then first of all, don't eat it yet and bring a spoon.
Yes.
No, I haven't put it all in the wasabi yet.
Please stay still.
Yes.
I'll count three seconds.
Three, two, one.
And I clap my hands and it's melon-flavored ice cream.
Please put it in your mouth.
It's not spicy at all even if you eat it.
It's not spicy at all.
Spicy, spicy.
Spicy.
It's not spicy at all.
Spicy, spicy, spicy.
It's not spicy at all.
How much is it?
It's sweet.
How much is it?
It's amazing.
Is it okay to eat a little more?
It's sweet.
I'll eat a little more.
Is it that much?
Please put it in your mouth.
Please chew it in your mouth without swallowing it.
The more you eat, the sweeter it is.
How does it taste?
It's sweet.
Please look at this.
If you clap your hands, your hypnotism will melt.
It's very spicy.
Can I have some water?
It's spicy.
I really enjoyed it, wasabi.
Please drink it.
Poor thing.
Even water is spicy.
Let me drink it.
It's spicy.
Is the water okay?
The water is very sweet.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
As soon as I drank it, my eyes were teary.
It's okay now, right?
It's okay now, right? It's very sweet, right?
It was spicy, right?
It was wasabi.
The moment you put it in your mouth is still okay, right?
That's right.
I'm not good at putting it in my mouth, but it's okay.
It was okay for a moment.
You said you tasted a little wasabi, right?
That's right.
If you put it in your nose, you can't put it in your nose, so you can feel a little wasabi, but if you taste it, it's already sweet.
That's amazing.
If you were a normal woman, you wouldn't have put it in your nose like this.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Next time you touch it, you'll be able to eat the sour lemon in front of you.
You won't feel any sourness at all.
If you clap your hands, you'll wake up.
Thank you.
Open your eyes.
I'll open my eyes.
Take the lemon in your hand and try it.
You haven't eaten it yet.
And the more you look at it, the sweeter it gets and put it in your mouth.
It's not sour at all.
It's already insanely sweet.
Eat more and more.
You can eat it without doubt.
The more you eat it, the more you can eat it.
It's already insanely delicious.
Really? Really? Really?
I feel like my eyes are closing.
If you eat it for three days, hypnosis will disappear and it will be very sour.
Very sour.
It's getting sourer and sourer.
Try it.
I can do it.
It will be very sour and hypnosis will disappear.
Let's drink water.
Hypnosis will disappear. You can drink it now.
When you said it would be sour, my jaw hurt because it was too sour.
You can't eat lemon in a barbecue restaurant.
Hypnosis will disappear.
You can eat it like a grapefruit.
It's a little sour.
It's started, Minmin-tan.
What are we doing today?
We're going to do an impersonation of an elementary school student!
- Next year's project. - Next year's project.
- It's going to have a huge impact. - It's going to have a huge impact.
- It's going to be amazing.
We're going to do a segment where we switch between the three of us and do a question segment.
It was very popular, so we decided to do it for all of us.
I did Yoshimin's impersonation at the time.
Don't talk too much.
That's why it was sent back and forth in the park.
I did Aomi Yoshimi's impersonation so many times and wrote "thank you" over and over again.
It's really funny.
- Shall we go in order of age? - Yes.
- First of all, Wakata. - Wakata.
- This is also true.
- It's true. - It's always there.
But I'm surprised you don't know.
- Like a young woman. - Like a young woman.
But young people are a little younger in front of their younger sisters and everyone else.
- That's true. - You said it.
- It's quite different. - Yeah.
Your voice is low and you're talking to Yuka.
- Call me "sister." - Sister!
What? That's the clothes you got from Yuka.
- It's very similar! - The clothes you got from Yuka.
- Why do you wear it first? - No! I'm scared!
It's like "miss you, young man."
- Why do you wear it first? - It's very similar.
I'm sorry, sister! I didn't know!
You can say it until you get caught!
I didn't know, sister!
I came here before I started YouTube!
- No way! - No way!
- I'm telling you everything! - The fight you had earlier.
- I'm telling you everything! - No! No!
- It's young but a little mixed up. - It's amazing!
- It's like that. - But...
- It's quite low in front of Yuka. - It's very low.
When you say that, my voice breaks.
- Young people introducing themselves... - That's right!
I want you to know the charm of being young!
It's Yoshibi.
- Yoshibi. - If that's the case, I might know. I'll try it.
I want you to know the charm of being young!
It's Yuka!
The self-introduction of young people is towards the end and approaching the back.
- That's right! - That's right!
- I want you to know... - I want you to know...
- Yes, yes, yes!
Because Yuka also introduces herself...
Hi!
It's ugly, but...
- It's Tenda! - Tenda! It might be very easy to understand!
- Eh, should I try it? - Eh, should I try it?
I like Tenda's "Temodemo" and "Namida" a lot.
- It's a song from there. - Yes, you've sung it before.
- I did. - I want you to try singing it like it.
♪ There really wasn't any ♪
- You're wrong, you're wrong. - But it's not hard...
- It's not like that, right? - It's like Ho-chan's...
- It's a voice I like a lot. - It's like Ho-chan's...
It's a little out of place.
This is it!
I really like it.
This is it!
Don't you think it's funny when you're talking?
What? No way!
Yoshimi!
It's not funny!
I've never been conscious of how to laugh.
That's true.
You're funny.
You're the best at impersonating me.
Can you say something nice?
There are many things in life,
but no matter what obstacle we encounter,
let's do our best.
Is that Yoshimi?
When I realize it, I often cry.
I see!
I tried to impersonate you crying.
This may be cut, but I'd like to imitate it.
There was a really funny episode.
I went to the sauna with Koyarin.
Then all of a sudden, I started dancing like Zenna.
It wasn't impersonation or anything like that.
This is impersonation.
Koyarin, say hello.
Hello, Koyarin.
Hello.
It's a little similar.
It's like a very light, "Oh, you're here."
I'm going to say hello.
That's right.
Hello.
Your face is like that, too.
That's right.
Hello.
It's a little like this.
I don't know.
This face is really funny.
I'll do it, too.
Koyarin said, "It's delicious."
It's delicious.
This is really delicious.
Can I show you?
It came out.
It's a habit.
Can I show you?
It's Koyarin's habit.
Koyarin has too many habits.
She has too many habits.
It's hard for me to imitate her.
Ayami, what is it?
I'll do it.
Yes.
What kind of talent is it?
Ayami.
Ayami, do you like Ayami?
Wait a minute.
Your favorite Ayami is...
It's been a long time ago.
It's been a long time since I debuted.
I was an ordinary elementary school student.
Speaking of which, I couldn't say it because it was so cute.
I'm getting used to saying it.
I'm sad that I've grown up so much.
Hey, this is...
This is Kurami-chan.
When you like it.
It's similar.
Kurami-chan, Ayami likes Kurami, too.
What is this?
This is funny.
It's funny when you're excited.
When you like something in common, you get excited like this.
It's funny when you're excited.
Leo can even laugh.
I know!
It's a little different.
It's funny when you're excited.
It's like this.
When she comforts you, you say...
Are you okay?
It's similar.
It's nice that you don't force yourself.
It's very similar.
Your face is very similar.
It's very similar.
Your smile is very similar.
I want you to smile a little when you graduate.
I want you to smile regularly.
But if you say this, you'll be scolded.
What?
ORANGE!
I don't want to say it.
But she cares about it a lot.
That's right.
She recently said "ORANGE!" in front of a trainee.
After that,
when we became a couple,
What should I say?
She said "ORANGE!"
It's very cute.
She cares about it a lot.
When you're sad...
ORANGE!
What should I do?
What are you doing?
It's cute.
She recently made a face when she didn't understand anything.
I know!
It's very similar.
She recently said "ORANGE!"
ORANGE!
It's very similar.
It's very similar now.
She recently said "ORANGE!"
She recently said like that.
At first, she said "ORANGE!"
ORANGE!
At first,
she said "ORANGE!"
That's right.
She knows it for a long time.
She sees it from end to end.
I know.
It's good.
Miki-san, what are you doing?
What are you doing, Miki-san?
I just remembered it now.
It's like a big demon.
What are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
That's not it!
Anyway, seven people came in the first half.
It's difficult.
It may be difficult because we are together.
But surprisingly, there were many impersonations of things we don't know much about or situations we don't see much of.
It was difficult.
But I think it's easy to impersonate because nine people have strong personalities.
You can't hide it, can you?
Thank you for watching!
We'll do our best!