AISubs v3.7
Hey, I'm Akana Sumino, also known as nmbeforkate.
Today, I said I'd play some Mario games, but I'll be playing Super Mario Collection.
I heard it's an old Mario game. There's a lot of old ones, but...
Is this the first one? I heard it's the first one.
Ah, I pressed "no".
Well, I'll be playing it. I practiced a little.
Ah, I made a mistake! I made a mistake in my controls.
It's the "plus" button. I messed up.
I'll be playing it.
Has anyone played it in this era? Has anyone played it when you were young?
I'm Mario... nmbe... 1. I suck at it, but I'm playing Mario.
But, you know, in the past, you could only jump and move forward in this Mario game.
And you could only attack.
Ah! So... I feel like I can do it this time.
This time... I just have to jump and move forward.
See? So...
I want to show you a good performance today.
Ah, well... It's fine.
It's fine. Let's go.
Let's go. I hope I can reach my goal.
I hope I can buy some goods.
It's going well. It's going well.
Ah, it's already my goal! Ah, no!
In that case, I'll just wait. See?
I got it!
Stage 1 is easy.
I can do this too.
It's easy and fun.
And...
I can't think of anything.
What's this?
Oh, I see.
But...
It's my first time, but...
It's really hard.
I want to give up.
That was close.
This is nice.
There's no unnecessary movement, so it's easy to do.
Oh, no!
Please be careful.
This...
How do you say it?
There's no "b" or "jump" or "don't" or anything like that.
There's no choice but to wait for the enemies and defeat them.
Oh, no!
This is hard.
This is...
Ah!
I'm sorry.
I'm doing it alone today, so no one will rush in.
Sorry, sorry.
I just did it because I normally suck at it.
This is hard.
Wait a minute.
Mushroom seed.
This is hard.
Oh, no!
It's hard not to become bubbles, isn't it?
I've been saved by that.
I don't like it anymore.
I think I'll just get some mushrooms.
Ah!
I can't go back once I go there.
I messed up.
Please be careful.
I wonder if there is a strategy for this kind of game.
I wonder if there is only waiting for the enemy.
I can't even hold a cola.
So...
Ah!
Is it Y?
Ah, it's Y.
I'll hold it.
Okay.
They come a lot.
This...
Ah!
*laughs*
I'm sorry!
It's always the same place!
Wait for me!
I'll clear it soon, so wait for me!
It's fine.
You think it's the same scenery, don't you?
I think so, too.
This is hard.
If you do it during the day, you can't do it at night.
Okay.
Wait for me.
I'll hold a cola.
Hey!
Ah, I went somewhere.
Should I break this block?
Let's make it wide.
Hey! Hey!
No, not now.
Look!
I'm sorry!
I'm not good enough!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You want excitement, don't you?
I'm sorry! I'm serious!
Why did you make me do Mario?
I'm not good enough, so I did it on purpose.
Please sit down.
This is a Y-chair, right?
I can't do it.
I can't go forward!
I can't do it.
Ah, I did it!
I see, that's how it is.
I see.
Wait a minute.
Once...
That was close.
I'll do it slowly.
I can do it!
I'm dead!
I messed up from the beginning.
I'm running.
That's impossible!
I messed up from the beginning.
Why is this happening?
I just messed up.
This is what happens when you die once.
If you die five times in a row...
From the beginning?
If you die five times in a row...
I see...
It's like life.
Is that so?
Since I have this fire thing...
This is really good!
All I have to do is do this.
Eh?!
I didn't have this earlier.
Ah, this is really good! It's like martial arts!
This is really good!
Ah, it's a first generation mama.
Hmm...
Look!
The fire is pretty strong.
It opened!
It's going smoothly.
Let's do infinite one-ups in 3 days.
Oh, you can do that?
Infinite one-ups, how nostalgic.
b dash
Eh, I know how to do "b dash"!
I know it! I know it!
I'm probably just bad at it.
I really know it!
I can do "dash" in "y" too.
Ah, this is good.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Um, I want mushrooms.
I want to keep only this.
Ah, I can't go back!
This is bad...
Ah!
What are you doing?!
And that thing...
Even if it's fire...
Once...
If it's an accident...
If I hit it, will I die?
Or will I live?
Wait a minute.
Really, everyone, wait a minute.
Watch me eat while I do it.
Probably...
Ah!
Really...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry...
I might be in trouble.
This...
It's the same...
Ah!
Mario's work becomes scary!
No!
It can't be...
This is bad...
Really, wait...
Maybe it's because I've only played Splatoon recently...
Ah!
- Damn it. - Sorry.
- Have you been playing Splatoon lately? - I've been playing it lately.
It's my first time playing Splatoon 3.
It's really fun.
Oh, you know it!
I see, you know it.
Splatoon 3 is really fun.
Maybe it's because I've been playing it. I'm not used to this flat surface.
Wait... Ah!
Why? It's not working.
There's a zone like this.
I want to move forward from here. I want to escape from 1-2.
Wait a minute.
OK! I'm excited!
I want this mushroom.
Now!
Wait a minute. It's like a rhythm game.
Now!
That was close! That was close!
I'm excited.
Wait a minute.
Fall!
OK.
I want to fall too.
Ah, it's fine if I fall now.
Ah!
*panting*
It's horrible!
I'm too bad!
It's impossible!
I'm scared!
I'm too scared!
I'm more scared than any horror movie.
Let me do it seriously.
Seriously, seriously.
Please!
Let me do it seriously!
Cola! Go!
Nice!
Let me crush the top one.
Let me get this one too.
Wait for me, everyone. I'll reach the goal soon.
Wait for me.
I can do it now.
Wait for me.
Wait for me!
I know you're scared, right?
Look!
I reached the goal.
It's a jump, right?
*panting*
What should I do?
In the middle...
Ah, it's coming out.
Should I get closer?
Ah!
Wait for me, okay?
Wait for me. I know you're scared.
I know you're scared.
Wait for me.
Y...
Y or B...
I can run, right?
B-dash?
I'm nervous.
Is it Y or B?
Let me run and practice.
Alright!
I'm almost at the goal!
It's the front line.
Wait for me.
Now!
Nice, nice, nice.
Wait for me. I know you're scared.
Now!
I did it!
I reached the goal!
This is dangerous! There's also a time limit!
This is dangerous!
I shouldn't have said it slowly.
I'm doing an asmr, everyone...
What's this?
Y...
This is dangerous! I'm going too far!
This is really sliding.
Is it called sliding?
You can speed up.
Sliding... Ah, I'm going crazy.
Yes, yes.
But is it weak?
Even though it's a small Mario, it has a lot of jump power.
It's helpful.
Ah, I don't know the timing.
Wait a minute...
Ah! It's dangerous!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's okay, it's only the beginning.
I know.
It's okay, it's okay. I've learned it.
I can clear it now.
It's okay.
I think it's good to do it quickly like this.
Wait a minute, okay?
Is the mushroom coming? Wait a minute, okay?
Okay.
I don't know the timing of this.
How should I do it?
When should I do it?
Now!
Ah! It's dangerous! I'm going too far!
Slowly...
I have to do it little by little.
It's dangerous, right, everyone?
It's dangerous!
Is it like this?
Wait a minute, okay?
Wait a minute...
Wire!
Okay, okay.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
I'm going to slip.
I'm going to save and continue, of course.
I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!
This... I've had it. I'll do it without making a sound.
I'll do it quickly.
Did everyone play Mario like this in the past?
I can't believe it!
I'm too good! If I had played Mario in this era, I wouldn't have been able to clear it.
Alright, it's coming! I definitely can't die from here.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Do you have to keep pressing it like this?
This is hard...
Alright... Hold on a second.
Okay!
Okay, I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost there...
It'd be a waste if I died here.
Okay!
Is Koopa also on?
When can I go to Koopa?
I want to go to Koopa today.
Let's go, let's go, I'll definitely go.
Is there a concept called "clear"?
You can get a map. If you reach the flag at the end...
I can get a map! I see!
I learned something. Thank you.
Quickly.
No, it's fine. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I should be able to go through all of them like this.
Okay!
Let's go to London. This place is...
Ah! It's dangerous! It's really dangerous!
I'm getting excited!
There's more of them!
Press the jump button and fly high.
I see! OK!
Yes!
It's dangerous!
It's really dangerous.
I don't know when this backpack will come out.
I can't say "see you" yet.
Wait a second.
This place is dangerous.
Ah!
I'm getting excited!
A little bit.
Wait a second.
OK!
This...
Yes!
Block above...
Ah!
Yes!
Ah! I can't go back!
I made a mistake!
I'll die someday.
How can I go to the flag above?
There's no way to go to the flag above.
Look!
I'll run for sure!
No...
But I didn't die even once!
Great!
From now on is the real thing!
I'll do it!
In this invincible Mario state...
I want to go...
It's really good, but...
It's dangerous! It's really dangerous!
Is it coming? It's coming! Yes!
I'll push it. It's dangerous.
Long push, right? B long push, right?
This is also B long push, right?
This is troublesome!
I don't know if I can ride it or not.
It's dangerous! My heart is pounding!
This is where I died earlier. Where is it?
Is it a little further?
I'm scared! Is my jumping power enough?
No!
I'm sorry! I only died four times!
This is bad! I can't do it anymore!
I'm scared! I can't do it anymore!
I can go from here! I'm grateful!
I know. I know.
I know. Can I kill it? I can do it.
It's scary, right? I know.
This is a good one, right?
It's coming!
This is a good one! This is a good one!
It's coming!
Yes! I'm good!
I'm good! I'm good!
I'm good! It's a cup!
It's in a state of concentration.
Wait a minute.
I want to look down.
I'll look down only once.
I don't have much time left, so I'll go.
Ah, there's fire. What should I do?
Now! No, no!
I don't know!
How do you say "now" in Japanese?
Do you mean I should say it now?
I should say it now! That's what you mean, right?!
"Now" and "mushroom"!
OK, OK, OK.
I should go with you, Heat.
I should go with you, OK.
I'll wait, wait, wait for you.
I'll wait for you at all.
Ah, that's not it.
Will it hit?
I should go with you, right?!
See?!
I should go with you, Heat.
Ah, that's not it!
Please, let me do it one more time...
Sorry...
From the middle of the game...
Ah, from the beginning...
It's burning...
Wait a minute!
I know it already...
That's dangerous!
I want mushrooms, but I'll give up.
That's not it! What should I do?!
I don't know the timing for this!
Ah, OK, OK, OK.
Is there a hidden mushroom?
I don't want to fight Bowser when I'm little...
This timing is difficult...
That's dangerous!
I really don't like it!
That's dangerous!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah! Oh no! I...
I'll pass! Oh no!
Wait a minute!
Please!
Wait for me!
Wait for me, please!
Can I...
Can I do it like this?
Phew...
Let me take a break...
I don't have much time, but let me take a break...
Now!
But I...
Mario...
In the latest Mario cassette...
I'm already fighting Bowser...
I might not be able to do it... I'm sorry, I might not be able to do it...
I can't fight... Can I step on it?
I can't?!
Wait a second... Where do I start?
From the beginning?! From the beginning?!
So I can look down from the axe behind me...
Please, I don't want to die...
I learned that life is really important in Mario...
This is exciting... Wait a second...
Even little kids, watch me!
I want you to know that there is a Mario like this...
Ah, no, no, no!
When do I go?
No! No!
No! Even from the beginning!
No! Please!
I'll keep saving...
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry...
I really don't like this...
What's so funny about this?!
From the beginning... Why?!
Are you a gameist?
Because you start crying from the beginning...
I really don't like this...
But...
I'm not going to die.
(Let's do a warp in 1-2.)
Huh?
(The ladder you climbed up earlier.)
Oh, yes.
(If you go up and go through the space in between,)
(you'll warp to a different stage.)
Eh?!
There's a world line where you don't have to fight Bowser?
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go for sure!
You guys are tired of seeing this screen, right?
I'm sure you're tired of seeing it.
I'm going.
Okay, I got it, you guys.
I'm going.
Wait...
This stage is easy, too.
If I do this...
I'm going.
Slowly.
Let's do a warp.
Wait for me, little one. Watch me.
I'm doing my best.
Look, look, look.
It's like...
Let's find a 10th grade Mario expert.
Let's have him audition for Mario.
This one.
Oh!
It's the next stage, right?
Warp.
(Warp.)
It's at the goal, right?
I'm going.
I see.
You guys are great.
People who used to play Mario in the past.
I don't need this pack anymore.
It's gone, right?
I'll jump here, too.
(Warp.)
(Bomb.)
(Bomb.) I'll shoot you first.
Oh no! This is...
Too many jumps!
No...
I have the UPAC, so wait for me.
(If you connect to the pipe like this...)
(...it won't come out.)
Ah! I have to make it come out!
I have to connect first...
(Yes. I mean you have to connect and then go.)
Oh, is that so?
If you don't write it in the instructions, I won't know what's going on.
No! That was close!
Wait, wait...
That was close...
I can't take it anymore...
I cleared it once, so it's not guaranteed I can clear it again.
Please be careful. It's up here, right?
Yes, it's up there.
This is bad!
I'm so moved.
You can jump to either stage 2 or 3 or 4.
This is bad. It's a very intense stage.
It has to be stage 4.
Life. Easy mode.
Let's choose the easy mode.
I'm so happy!
What?!
Is that so?!
Yes, it is.
The first one...
Which one is stage 4?
Not 1-4?
That's right.
It's up to world 4.
The difficulty level went up.
I messed up.
Whatever.
No!
Wait a minute, okay?
I know.
It's better to go first.
Wait a minute.
Why is it up there?
Can I take it down?
The one up there...
You can go up higher.
I see.
But you have to go back.
I don't think I can do it.
Wait a minute!
Seriously, wait a minute!
Please, please!
One more time! One more time!
I'm done! I'm done!
No! I'm...
Maybe I should have chosen 3...
I might not be able to go back...
"It's better to run through at once" OK!
Earlier! Mushroom! Is this a mushroom?
It's here! Wait!
It's fine! Just once!
That was close! That was close!
I'll run! But I won't fall!
Please go back
I will wait
Go! Go! Run! Run!
Give me a second! Wait! Wait!
This is impossible! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Go! Go! Go!
I can't go... Can I go?
Ah, I'll use this.
Thank goodness.
It's like I'm playing Sasuke.
That was too close.
What's the next one that's hard?
Tell me why it's hard.
I'll take measures against it.
It's a short one, isn't it?
Wait a second.
It's hard because there are a lot of holes here.
That's it, right?
Wait a second.
I'll do it again.
I'm barely standing on the edge.
It's hard here.
Should I run?
Or should I not run?
How do you say it?
Wait a second. I know it, but...
I don't like it here.
I don't think I can do it.
Wait a second.
How do I do this? I can't run, can I?
Wait a second.
It's scary! It's really scary!
Wait a second. I'll wait.
I can't wait, can I?
I can only do it once more.
This is a difficult point.
No, no! It's dangerous! Jump!
It's dangerous. What should I do with this mushroom?
What should I do with this? It goes in between.
I should go over it. I want to get bigger.
It's dangerous!
I'll wait for the mushroom to fall.
I want it. Wait! No!
It's fine.
I just need to go more and more.
It's near the pipe.
It's dangerous!
I might not be able to do it.
I might have done it.
Wait for me.
I see.
This is amazing.
Everyone is trying hard like Mario was hard.
Wait for me.
I shouldn't stop!
I'll go again.
Um...
I learned that I should run, so I'll run.
Run! Run! I can do it!
I can do it! Run!
No!
I can't do it anymore.
What should I do?
Oh, that's right.
That's right. I cleared it when I was little.
Wait for me, Koopa-kun.
I should start from where I was before.
I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
I can do it!
I did it!
I'm good at this part.
This is hard.
Wow.
Thank you for the picture. Thank you. Thank you.
If I can clear this, will my brake work better?
I'll do my best.
Do... do... kun... sho... he...
Wait for me.
I know.
I'll be careful here.
I'll be careful here, too.
I'll start from here.
OK.
I'll run.
And the mushroom...
What should I do?
OK!
And...
I learned it.
At the same time...
Ah, but...
I'll drop this blue mushroom.
At the same time...
Now!
Look! I'm good! I'm good! I'm too good!
What is this? What is it for?
Climb up. Climb up.
Really?
Climb up. Climb up. Climb up.
Climb up. Climb up.
The person who found this is a genius!
This is like a hidden route, isn't it?
Oh, no! It's dangerous!
Can you jump over it?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
If this red stick works...
It works!
If the red stick works, I will go!
Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Don't fight with Kuppa!
I did it!
Oh, no!
This is really good!
Oh, I can still do it!
I can still do it! I can still do it!
Can you warp?
Welcome to warp zone.
It's welcoming me.
Does it mean that you can warp to any zone?
No?
But it's snowing.
Isn't it snowing? Is it a cloud?
Whatever!
Wait...
This is...
OK!
And...
I can jump, right?
What should I do?
OK!
Wait a minute...
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
What should I do?
OK! OK!
There are so many of them! There are so many of them!
Oh, no!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
OK!
This is really good!
Oh, no!
I want it so much!
No!
But...
It doesn't make much sense.
I will fall into a hole.
It's dangerous!
I might not be happy about it.
I'm running out of time.
Where should I go?
At the last minute...
This is definitely it. Can I hit it?
If it's close...
Ah, but this...
Wait! Don't rush me!
It's worth it, right?
Really, stop it.
Here it is.
I want one up every time I clear it.
Maybe it's not enough.
I can only die three more times.
Alright, let's go. I don't have much time.
Ah, okay.
But if it's close, it should be fine, right?
There is something here. A platform.
What should I do with this?
Ah! I know!
Ah!
I'm not used to it! I shouldn't have used it.
I can only die two more times.
Are you waiting for me?
Okay.
I know how to do it.
No!
I know, I know, I know.
I really know.
I know it now.
It's okay, it's okay.
I can do it, I can do it.
Wait for me.
I know it.
I'll do it like this.
It's okay.
This is hard.
It's hard work.
Wait a second, everyone.
I know!
I remembered it, I remembered it.
Stage.
I remembered it, I remembered it.
It's coming out, wait.
Wait a second.
I'm going there.
I'm going there, I'm going there.
Okay, okay.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I did it, right?!
Here I go!
It's fine.
Not really.
It's fine.
I wonder what it is...
Ah! Eh! Eh! Wait!
What should I do?
I just remembered that I can get a one-up over there, so let's go and get it.
Wait for me! I know you're there!
I know you're there! I know you're there! I really know you're there!
I really know you're there, so it's okay.
I know you're there! I know you're there! It's here, right?
It was here, right?
I'll do it after I go to the black one.
Ah, but it's coming a lot.
Eh? It's gone!
Eh?
It's gone!
Let's go in front of it.
Let's wait for the pack.
It's small, so it won't fall.
Um, it won't hit me.
Uwaaaah!
It takes time...
What is this "clear"? Is it up to 10 or something like that?
Which one is it?
Um...
Eight...
You know what it is, right?
You really know what it is, right?
Oh my, oh my. It's okay.
I'm just doing the same thing.
Concentrate.
Here I go!
Okay.
Here I go, here I go, here I go, here I go.
Okay.
And...
Wait a second. I'll go after the pack comes out.
This. This.
I want fire.
Hot.
It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
This!
I'll fall for sure. I'll go carefully!
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. What should I do?
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
But it's okay because it's from here.
Is it decided? I know.
You're too good! I was surprised!
I was surprised!
I want it! I want it!
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
Life and everyone is the same and it doesn't work out.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm too lazy.
I don't want to go too far.
I want a function that says "stop" when I run.
After I run, I want a function that says "stop" with a "y" button.
Wait a minute. This is not right.
It's dangerous!
I know.
Wait a minute. This is right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everyone.
You know, right? You're nervous, right?
I know.
I'll clear the next one.
I know, so I'll clear the next one.
I know!
You'll wait for me, right?
I know.
You'll wait for me, right?
That's not right.
It's a rule.
You'll wait for me, right?
I know. I know. I know.
Now!
No, wait. I know. I know.
Yes! Now!
Nice!
I know.
Look!
I'll clear it for sure, so wait for me!
Kohen!
That was close!
I don't want to do this stage anymore!
How many times do I have to do it?!
What's going on?!
The same thing repeats itself...
I don't want to do it anymore!
Wait a minute!
I'm tired of this place!
How many times do I have to avoid Kinoko and Cora?!
That's dangerous! I don't like it anymore!
I know! I'm a star here, right?
But I don't have to use a lot of stars.
I know. I fell down here earlier.
Let's go slowly.
I don't have to use a lot of stars here.
Okay.
I know I have to go up here, right?
It's small!
It's really dangerous!
Wait! I know!
Okay! I can go now!
I'm close, so I don't have to come.
Go back.
Wait for me! I know!
I know. I know.
After Kinoko goes...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'll wait for you.
Two...
Three!
Okay! Three!
Let's take a break.
It's dangerous.
Oh no! 400 seconds have passed!
I did it!
I'm good at this stage now.
And it's locked!
I'm saved! Let me warp!
Why did I die in the next stage?
Did I make up for it?
Oh, this!
I died because of the jump pad.
What should I do?
How should I do it?
What should I do with this?
It's okay!
The warp I did earlier is working now.
Okay!
Yes, it's okay for me to ride it, but...
No, I'm serious!
This is frustrating! I'm serious!
I'm sorry! Okay, I'll listen to you.
Okay, you're right. I can't do this alone.
I might have to do it with my relatives. I'm serious!
When is it?
But I don't know when I can do that big jump!
I did it! I did it!
I'm so happy!
Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Wait for me! Wait for me! How do I do this?
How do I...
This is definitely the right timing.
I don't have much time. When should I do it?
When should I do it?
Now!
That's definitely it. That's what I thought.
Wait, let's wait for it to end.
Wait!
Am I going to die?!
If I hit it, I'll die...
I don't like this.
I'll do it one more time.
Ah! When?!
When?!
I don't know...
No! I know! Wait for me until I finish throwing!
I know, I know, I know... I know!
Now!
And...
If I break this, it's safe and if I break this, it's safe too...
Next!
Next! I'll wait for you until you finish throwing...
C...
Ah, wait... I don't know...
Eh? When... should I say this?
Ah, wait... I might not be able to do it!
I might not be able to do it!
How do I... really... really do it?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
OK! Here I go!
Get off! Get off!
Get off! When? Get off!
When do I get off? When? Get off!
When do I get off? When do I get off?
Now!
Get off! Get off! I'll get off next!
Wait for me!
I can't clear it!
Ah! Ehhhhhhhhh!
It's fine.
I got it.
I can't clear it here.
I think I can't clear it here.
I'll do it now!
It's not here.
Ah! Wait! I want it! I really want it!
Everyone!
Now is the highlight!
My...
I'm going to play Nintendo Mobikuri now!
I'll wait for it to end.
Here I go!
Now!
Get it in! Get it in!
I've done this countless times!
This technique!
I'm sure you've all used it before.
Once you die in Mario, you become invincible.
That's for sure.
Wait a second. Are there mushrooms? No?
No mushrooms?
Mushrooms... No mushrooms?
Okay, okay, I got it.
Not here either?
What do you do when you don't have enough jump power?
Y?
I'll be waiting for you, Fuck!
Wait! Wait for me! Please! Please! Wait for me!
Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Wait for me!
I'm scared! Please! I want it! I want it!
Can I go up there?
Can you go up there?
I want to go up there! I can't do it!
Can you do "y" and "b" and "j" and go up there?
Don't rush me! Don't rush me!
I know! I'll do it slowly!
My hands are sweaty! I can't show you!
Sigh...
That's enough!
That hammer... Don't come! Don't come!
Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Can I go up there? Yes, I can!
Can I go up there?
Ah!
That was a general mistake!
Ah! But I'm in trouble!
I can only die once more...
I can only die once more! What should I do?
It might be difficult!
What should I do?
For now, let's go!
It would be good if I didn't die!
I'll go up there slowly, believing that I can get it somewhere!
Wait for me!
I don't think I can get it here...
I don't think I can get it here either...
What about here?
Mushrooms will come! But...
Okay. And... I know what to do.
The black one up there will come someday.
Ah... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... What should I do with this?
Okay! And... Wait a minute... Wait for this...
No! Wait a minute! I know! Okay!
Okay! I want it! Help me!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Wait a minute... Okay!
And... When the black one comes, I'll go! Okay! Nice! You're good!
Good! Good! Very good!
I know! I'll go!
Watch out! Nice!
I know... When the red one comes, I'll go...
Don't look for me! I know! I know!
I know! I know! I know! I know! I know!
I'll go! I'll go! I'll go!
I think I can reach my goal! I did it!
I did it! It was very easy!
They are very kind... They give me a big hand in such a small place like this...
Thank you very much!
Ah! It's Kuppa! I did it!
It might be stronger than before!
Ah, it's really strong.
Ah, scary.
Eh, this is bad!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
But it's infinite now!
I'm going!
Ah! I died!
Fufufu, I died!
I died...
What should I do with this?
From Kuppa?
Isn't there such a thing?
Ah!
Ah! I made a mistake! I pressed 'continue' as soon as I saved!
- No, it's okay. - Is it okay?
I don't want to do it from the beginning...
I hate other players...
I'm not bad...
I wonder how long it will take me here...
I wonder how long it will take me...
Well, whatever. Let's go.
I want to warp to Kuppa...
But it won't work...
What should I do?
Wait, I'll go slowly...
Is this possible?
I remember the style...
I won't forget it...
Ah! Wait for me!
If I run...
Ah! Wait a minute...
I want a one-up too...
Nice!
It's dangerous...
Wow...
The stage here is getting better and better...
I did it!
Yes, I did it with the hammer just now...
I just happened to do it...
What should I do? Will I be able to do it this time?
What should I do?
How should I do it?
I used a trick...
A trick...
What should I do?
How should I do it?
I don't like it anymore...
What's so funny?
Stop it!
Mario is funny, but my play isn't funny.
Mario itself is funny, but this might be impossible!
Because...
There's a mushroom in the block in front of you.
Tell me that!
Tell me there's a mushroom where there's a mushroom.
I'll go slowly.
Here?
Where?
I missed it!
That's enough!
I'll go!
Where's the mushroom?
In the block in front of you.
Here!
It was here earlier!
Let's go there!
Go! Now!
I did it!
I can do it!
I can die anytime now.
"You saved me." Thank you!
Ah, I'll go now!
I'll go now!
Because it's infinite now!
Go, go, go!
No!
This is bad!
How did I do it earlier?
I want you to tell me!
I got it.
I don't know.
What should I do?
This is bad.
I can't go from here.
I got it!
Now!
Ah!
I was lucky earlier.
That's enough.
I don't know what to do.
That's enough.
I did it!
I did it a lot!
It's open!
It's open! It's open! It's open!
It's open!
Thank goodness.
I wonder how many H.P. like items I have now.
Wow, I'm already getting faster.
I have three items now.
I could go all the way to Cooper for that.
But it can't be helped.
But I remember this, so I'll wait for the pipe, and I'll go after I kill the mushroom, right?
Okay.
Okay!
And... I know.
Ah! And I killed the mushroom, so I'll take it back.
Hmm...
This is difficult.
Ah!
I can only die once more.
*sniff*
Yeah...
I died like a normal person.
Like a normal person...
I really want everyone to appear in this game.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Ah!
Help me, please.
I don't want to die anymore.
That's my misplay screen on a big screen.
I don't want to do it here! This stage is difficult!
You can start in the middle.
That's true.
What is this?
This is small.
I think it's "narcissistic".
I want that.
I wanted to increase "infinity".
I should have done it.
I should have collected 99 and then went to this stage.
What should I do?
Should I go with momentum?
I know. I can do it, so I'll go.
I can only die twice, so I think it's better to die once.
Okay.
Go!
Was there a mushroom here?
There was something here.
Ah, it's a star! It's a star!
Yeah, yeah.
I'll go back. What I can get is...
Ah! Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
What should I do?
I'll die once.
Once.
Die!
Ah, I can do it. I can do it.
Ah, I can do it. Ah, I can do it.
Oh no, I can't die.
Ah, I can't die.
Ah, I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it. I can do it.
Ah, I cleared it.
I cleared it.
I'm too good.
I did it.
I thought I could do it.
I'm getting better, aren't I?
That's right.
But I only have 2 HP left.
I'm struggling here.
Hammers don't work well with me.
What should I do?
Hammers work from here.
But mushrooms work from here, too.
I don't want to die here.
Nice!
Thank you!
Nice!
Hammers work from here, too.
I know.
I know. I know.
Hammers work from here, too.
But I can't run.
I'm sorry.
I love you.
Should I interrupt you because you're not here?
But what should I do? I think I'm going to die.
Oh, I can do it. I defeated it.
It's power.
Literary Society
Really?
I can clear this level, so I don't want to die.
I'll wait for my pack.
I really...
Somehow...
But humans have this kind of freedom.
When there is entertainment, it's fun.
You can get that kind of sympathy in this game.
I can't jump over walls!
It's scary!
Let's call Mr. Chikashigi.
He'll do it for me.
What should I do?
Really...
Once I die, it's a waste.
It's a waste to die in this stage.
I wanted one hug!
Is the hammer still there?
This is difficult...
DIFFICULT!
Difficult...
Um...
At the review of this game...
Please remember that I said it was difficult...
I'll get mushrooms!
And... I'll go with momentum!
I'll go with momentum! I'll go with momentum! I'll go with momentum!
I'll go with momentum!
Nice!
Okay!
I know!
This is also momentum, right?
AAH!
Come on!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
AAH!
I don't like this...
I can't get down...
Bring me a good person...
It's difficult...
Wait a second... Wait a second... Wait a second... Wait a second...
AAH!
Let's save and end this once!
Next time...
What should I do?
If I calm down...
I should be able to do it.
Everyone, this is amazing.
This is amazing.
It's starting from 1. Oh no!
Oh no, it's starting from 1. No, it's starting from 5.
Here I go.
I can't die here.
I can't die.
That's what I want.
I want to become a sunflower, so I have to do something somewhere.
It's really not good.
I'll try pulling it once.
Wait! I know!
I'm a star, right? I know!
I know! I know! I know! I know! I know!
I know!
I don't want to do it. Wait a minute!
No, I'm taking a break! Let me do it!
I'm not good at it! I'm not good at it!
Don't give up!
Stoic
Stoic!
Everything is like that.
If you give up, you'll end the game there.
That's what Slumdunk said.
What should I do with this?
Somehow...
It's difficult.
Ah! My heart is pounding.
I'm almost at the goal.
Ah! Ah...
I see.
Wow...
Um...
What is it?
Thank you for paying for me.
I forgot your name.
What was it? Supachaca?
I'm sorry, really.
Simon is...
Um...
Mario...
No, not Mario.
Luigi is the enemy's name.
Koopa...
I saw you, Koopa.
It's about time.
I'll show you, Koopa.
I saw you, Koopa.
I'll show you, Koopa.
I don't like this.
It's not going well.
Don't be impatient!
Nice! I got a good mushroom!
Nice!
I know where I am. I'll run!
Look!
I'm here!
I'll run where I can't see my enemies.
I'll run here too.
Look!
I know where I am.
I'll run here too?
I'll run if you say so.
It's okay! Go now!
I can do it!
Oh no!
I don't want to do it anymore! I don't like it!
Where do I start?
Is it here? I can only die once.
I'm sleepy.
It's too late.
Shall we play a game? Let's do it.
I've heard that a game is better when you play it in a lazy posture.
Don't play games seriously.
I've heard that a game is better when you play it in a lazy posture.
I'll try it in a weird posture.
There are various ways of playing games.
I'll get a star here.
I can make a strategy book with this stage.
I'm dead!
It's difficult.
It's really difficult.
What should I do?
How can I clear this stage?
I could go up to the dome. What should I do?
I'll get a star.
What should I do?
I don't know how to clear this stage.
What should I do, everyone?
This is the zone where you can get one-ups, right?
I couldn't do it.
It's difficult.
What should I do with this?
Like...
I'll call for help.
Last year...
I have experience.
I got a proper report.
So...
I was wondering what I should do.
I played Animal Crossing the other day.
I like Pokemon, so...
Is it Pokemon?
I also tweeted that I started Splatoon recently.
Oh, you know Splatoon?
I thought like that, but...
It's not Mario and it's not difficult at all.
Really...
I won't forgive you.
Just kidding.
I didn't think it would be this difficult.
It might come.
I'll run from here.
Watch me.
It hurts, Iwado!
It's a common mistake.
Run from here!
No!
Sorry.
I'm really sorry, sorry.
I'll do it.
I'll run.
If you say so, I'll run.
Wait for me, okay?
I already know.
And here, I'll go slowly, okay?
Okay.
Ah!
Nine! I love it!
Nintendo...
You saved me!
Nice!
Oh no!
I love it!
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
What should I do?
This...
I want a warp point.
I can't clear it.
Ah, this! Mushroom. There was one, right?
Nice!
And...
And... Wait a minute.
Let's go with the red one.
Ah, it's within my reach.
It's fine. I know.
This is mushroom, right? I know.
I know, I know. I'll take it.
And... I know!
I know! It's fine now.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine! It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
But it's fine.
Warp! I couldn't get it, though.
But right now, I can't get a warp point.
I can't get it, can I?
I'm sorry.
I'm not...
I'm not a warp point.
I've learned not to fly too close.
Don't fly with your mouth.
With your mouth, stay in the middle.
Stay in the middle. Mushroom.
Mushroom.
Wait a minute, please.
If you have a warp point, stay in the middle.
Don't say anything. Stay in the middle, in the middle.
Don't go too far. Warp point.
Ah, stop.
Then, if you have a warp point, I'll take it.
Ah, I got excited.
Nice!
As long as you don't fall!
Good!
Ah, I'm getting cold.
Why?!
I can't do it! I only died once!
I have to move where I moved.
"If you jump, you'll stay still." I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'll do it again!
I don't know how many times I've done this stage at home.
It's 9:45 now, everyone.
How did I do it in the beginning?
Wait a second.
When I joined NMB, there were battles between members called "non-battles" or battles with luck, but it's harder than that.
It's really difficult like this.
Oh, it's dangerous! My heart is pounding!
I did it!
"Non-battle" is like...
Oh, I did something wrong.
It's painful...
I...
Recently...
Well...
Hmm?
It's easy to fall asleep, so...
I sometimes have nightmares.
Like a dream of being chased by someone.
Maybe I'll have that dream today.
It's not a nightmare at all, so...
Wait!
Like...
I don't know what to do...
What should I do?
Like, I can't grab it...
From this...
Bad dream...
Like...
Thing...
What should I do?
Hey, what should I do?
This...
I wasted the "one up" just now...
It's dangerous...
Let's go quickly, quickly...
Let's go quickly...
Let's go quickly, quickly...
Stop it!
Where is it? I can't read it.
No, no...
Wait a minute...
Let's go back to the title.
Wait a minute...
Let's go back a minute...
Everyone...
That's all for today!
That's all!
Let's play...
...matter mario 2!
It's the same as before.
Wait a minute.
It's the same as before.
It's the same as before, but...
It's worse than before!
I'm playing "caterpillar" by Nekonongaeshi.
What should I do?
Wait a minute.
Help me.
What should I do, everyone?
Help me.
Is there anyone who can do it?
Ah, it's difficult.
At first, please do it easily.
Please.
Is this it?
I can't clear it.
I can't do it at all.
Chikajige-san, help me!
I can't do it!
I can't clear it!
I'm playing "one" which is really my first time.
Have you ever played it?
Mario.
I've played Mario, but...
You haven't?
Um...
Ah! I died!
It's not like that.
Um...
But Chikajige-san will appear in the video, so it's no good.
I can see it, but I can't get out of 5, 1, 2, or 3.
And...
What is it?
It's not "what is it?" It's just difficult!
You've made it this far.
Yes, I did a warp.
I'm struggling with this "flying cola" and "throwing a hammer."
I don't know the timing.
I can get a star, but it doesn't make much sense.
Why?
I'm going to fall here.
That's too difficult for you.
Chikajige-san, can you do it no matter what I say?
Right?
Maybe.
It's difficult.
Can you give me a one-up?
I'm going to die here.
Why?
I don't know.
It's about the timing.
What timing?
I can't do it!
Right, everyone?
The manager said it's difficult.
I'm going to do it!
I'm going to get a star!
I have to wait.
I have to get it from here.
Let's wait for it once.
I'm waiting for it.
I have to wait for it once.
Look at this.
This cannon comes at the wrong time.
That's right.
I see.
But this guy is really a nuisance.
It's really hard.
It's so hard!
My hands are sweaty, but if you don't mind...
Can you see me?
It's "b".
And it moves like this.
"b" dash and "b" jump.
That's all you have to do.
Please, I'm begging you.
Please, go all the way to Kuppa.
Can you do "b" dash?
Of course! I can do "y" dash, too.
Please, I'm begging you.
Please clear it.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's "b"!
Hey, it's "b"!
I know! I know!
Please!
I'm not used to it.
Well...
There are only two left.
My manager is...
Please!
Take me to Kuppa.
Only two?
Yes.
I can't hit cannons or anything like that.
Oh, I can't fall either.
I'll get mushrooms.
Please! Please!
Where do you want to run?
It's B' dash.
I thought you could do it.
Cannon will come.
You're good! You're really good!
What? Are you kidding me?
And this guy...
This is troublesome.
I'll die.
I'll die. This guy.
You're good! You're good!
You're really good! You're good!
You're good! You're really good!
You're good! You're good!
I did it!
You're wrong!
I'll rub my hands on Kuppa, which is four steps away, and die.
If I die once, I'll go back to first place.
For now, you seem fine.
I'm not fine!
I'm struggling a lot!
I'm not fine!
It's always the same screen.
I'm sorry.
Really.
Huh?
That wasn't Chikashige-san.
Chikashige-san did it and...
Ah! Look!
I don't think I can do it.
I'll go back to first place.
That wasn't Chikashige-san, everyone.
That wasn't Chikashige-san.
Chikashige-san calmed down immediately.
And with that...
Right now, it's...
53 minutes!
Do you want me to continue for another 7 minutes?
For real.
I'll give up.
It's difficult.
Again, from the beginning.
Why is it like this?
Once my HP is gone...
I can't do this anymore.
If this really happens in my dream, it'll be tomorrow's performance.
So everyone, if you don't mind, please go see it.
This...
You're bad at this.
No!
I'm bad at this.
Even though I'm bad at this, I'm still playing Mario.
For some reason...
I get it now.
I've always known.
I know where and what will come.
But Mario really doesn't listen to me in this game.
Right now!
Nice!
And...
Become a superstar...
Okay!
But...
If I run too much, it won't be good.
One up.
And...
Now!
And...
Isn't this the hammer zone?
Here I go.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
Ah! I died! What should I do? I won't do it again. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
No! No! No! I don't want to do it anymore. I really don't want to do it.
It's too difficult. It's too difficult. It's too difficult. It's too difficult. It's difficult.
It's difficult. It's really difficult. What is it?
Now! Ah, I cleared it.
That was close! I did it! I really did it! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Prank!
That was close! That was close!
This is my big fate! Look at me! This is my big fate!
How many times did I die here? I'm sorry, Mario.
I won't do it again. Wait for me. I know.
Wait for me. I know. I know.
Look at me! I got a surprise mushroom!
Ah! I made a mistake.
I really don't like this guy.
Good! I'm going!
This is also a trouble zone.
Wait! Ah, it's not.
This is also a trouble zone.
Wait for me.
I don't want to do this anymore!
Wait a second...
Ah! This! Wait! I can't get mushrooms!
Ah! I'm so happy! I love it!
I'm going!
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
I'm going! Wait a second...
Ah, whatever! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Actually, I should be able to get these mushrooms...
Ah! It's a fire! It's a fire!
Nice! And...
Wait a second...
Ta-da!
Ah, I might be able to reach the goal!
Maybe I can!
Wait! Even if 10 o'clock passes, there'll be tournaments!
I'll definitely go as far as Kuppa! I'll definitely go as far as Kuppa!
What's left is... me... I'll go... in three minutes... two minutes!
Wait! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
Wait! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
I definitely can do it! I definitely can do it! I definitely can do it!
Oh please, really please!
Please, I'm begging you!
I only have 2 HP left...
What was this place again?
Where was it again?
Ah! I remember now!
It's a slow jump.
You don't run, you jump in the middle.
Wait for the cannon.
There's a mushroom.
Wait for the mushroom to fall.
Wait for the cannon.
Can I hit it? Can I not hit it?
Ah, I'm scared.
Ah, ah, I'm scared! Stop it!
It's really cold!
It's really cold! I'm scared!
Let's calm down, let's calm down.
I'm not a minor, so I can do it even if I'm too old.
Really, wait for me!
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
Chika-chika-san came!
That's not it! That's really not it!
That's really not it!
That's not it!
It's 1 already...
It's difficult here...
It's really difficult here...
Look!
It's 5:59pm.
And with that...
Today's game commentary experience was...
Super Mario Bros.
It was the first one.
Was it something like Famicom?
This... um...
For those of you who have seen this stage before...
Please introduce yourselves.
I think it's really amazing.
If you introduce yourselves...
If you introduce yourselves when I'm gone...
I'll give you juice.
Please introduce yourselves.
I couldn't clear it.
Super-chan, I'm really sorry.
I'll definitely play Splatoon next time.
Look!
I'm sorry! Thank you very much!
Nintendo people, I'm sorry for this kind of play.
Goodbye!
Let's meet again in Mario's world.
Nightmare.
Bye-bye. Good-bye.
Thank you. Really.