AISubs v3
The super-duper-dumb-ass 120-minute live stream special!
Hello!
I'm the super-duper-dumb-ass host, Nagisa Shibuya!
It's amazing.
Something amazing is happening.
Until yesterday, it was February.
Today, it's finally March.
It's amazing.
The days are passing by.
Yesterday was the 29th, once every four years.
It's the year of the wolf.
It's amazing.
I'm so glad.
It's light.
Let's start with Uka.
I'm Uka Koto.
Nice to meet you.
You're dressed up today.
I'm doing a talisman spell.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Keito Shiochiki.
You're cute.
Your hair is shiny.
I'm Momotayaka Aya.
You're white.
Your back is white.
I'm Mirai Nakano.
You look sick.
Are you okay?
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm Karen Hara.
Your hair is long.
I'm done.
I can't help it.
It's smaller than I thought.
I did it because it was small.
Good evening.
It's past noon.
Is it 2 o'clock?
Keito said she would do it yesterday.
I haven't had a chance to meet you recently.
I thought it would be nice to have fun together.
I can't help it.
Look at this.
This is a very popular project.
Is there anyone who has done it?
There is.
It's fun.
It's fun to try it.
It's 2 hours.
2 hours.
It's 2 hours.
There are a lot of computer games these days.
It's realistic.
It's not like that.
It's fun to play with paper.
You're going to play with this, right?
I want to play with this traditional game.
I think it's a good idea.
Is Mirai okay?
Yes.
Is Mirai okay?
She's not feeling well.
She might vomit somewhere.
Don't worry.
She's getting better.
That's good.
When it starts...
Before it starts, she has a lot of back pain.
She might vomit today.
That's good.
Thank you.
She's not feeling well.
Oh, my.
It's no use.
It was a legendary joke.
It's 2 hours.
Let's take it slow.
It's amazing.
There's a camera up there.
There's a mouse.
The camera works are amazing.
It's amazing.
It's moving.
Let's start right away.
How do we play?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
The one who gets the biggest dice wins.
It's a test of luck.
I'll go first.
4!
Subtle.
1!
5!
Here I go.
6!
That's another one.
Wait, wait, wait.
2!
1!
Nagi's turn.
Clockwise?
Clockwise.
Okay, let's do it.
Here I go.
5!
Don't rush it.
Here I go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
I'm going to drink the delicious juice!
That's great!
Before this started, everyone was saying that this would be good.
Yay!
It's really delicious juice.
I'm so happy!
It's the best!
It's really delicious juice.
It's really delicious.
I was thirsty just now.
Thank you.
The beautiful staff brought it for me.
Thank you.
It smells good.
The apple smells good.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
I'm going to leave it here and drink it little by little later.
Here I go.
1, 2!
It's the last one!
1, 2!
It's a cute confession to the camera!
It's really cute.
Until Mirai's confession...
3, 2, 1!
I've liked you for a long time.
Will you go out with me?
Cute!
So cute!
It's a confession without any changes.
Amazing!
It's a confession without any changes.
I'm really not good at this kind of thing.
Mirai is usually a little mischievous.
But fans are cute.
The left front is a little out.
It's a confession without any changes.
I'm going.
It's a confession without any changes.
4! 4! 4!
It's a secret!
1, 2, 3, 4!
I'm not doing it.
Please.
OK!
Shakureru dake shakureru.
Shakureru.
Shakureru dake shakureru.
I'm going.
Look sideways.
Shakureru.
It's like a jaw.
Shakureru.
Ago piro piro.
There's no such thing.
I'm going.
Ago piro piro.
There's no such thing.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Shakureru dake shakureru.
I want to see.
It's different again.
Can you do it normally?
It's funny.
I don't do it often.
It's funny.
It was cute.
It was good.
Thank you.
I want to see it forever.
I'm going to lose my chin.
Chin is important.
I'm going to lose my chin.
Wait a minute.
How have you been?
I've been working so hard.
I'm curious.
How have you been?
I've been doing well.
What did you do yesterday?
I can't tell you what I did yesterday.
I've been working.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm going to lose my chin.
I'm curious about you.
I'm curious about you?
My double chin is getting wider these days.
I'm getting more mature.
When I don't sleep well, my double chin gets wider.
I know that.
My face looks good during the test period.
When I don't sleep well, my face looks good.
I've been studying for the test for only two hours.
Were you listening?
I was listening.
I'm doing my best.
It's already over.
Is that so?
I'm doing this.
I'm going to sleep.
I'll tell you.
I was sleeping until noon today.
I was sleeping until the last minute.
Is there anything else you're curious about?
What do you like to eat these days?
I like gratin.
Cute.
Mom's gratin.
Do you like mom's gratin?
Cute.
Let's move on.
Shall we?
Let's go.
I was healed.
Number 1.
There's nothing.
Time to sleep.
I'll go.
Amazing.
Can we go home after this?
Let's go home quickly.
What's this?
This way.
No, no, no.
No one can go this way.
Let's go back to the start.
We can't go home.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
A little bit of a hole in the nose.
It's a little bit.
It's difficult.
Let's go.
Wow!
Good job!
Let's watch it again.
Wow!
We did it!
We're so happy.
This is so much fun.
We're getting a lot of comments.
I'm so nervous.
I'm an experienced person, so I'm good at details.
As expected of an actor.
There are a lot of hugs.
But the comments say it's fun.
I'm so happy.
Next is Murai.
Rock!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Secret!
I can imitate animals.
Imitating animals.
What are you good at?
What's your favorite animal?
I like dinosaurs.
She's good at imitating animals.
Can I join you?
Join us!
Should I sing a song?
Is that okay?
Jurassic Park.
Acapella?
Acapella is fine.
Acapella
I'm scared.
What is this?
It's like a song.
It's true!
What was it?
What was Jurassic Park?
What was it?
Whatever.
It's more like a song than a song.
What was the dinosaur?
It was Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus?
Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus?
Tyrannosaurus has a balance between the head and the butt.
It's more like this.
You know a lot.
You have a lot of knowledge.
You know a lot.
Do it again.
I'll teach you.
I'm not used to anything.
That's right.
More, more, more.
That's right.
My stomach hurts.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm satisfied.
When you spit it out, spit it out in that position.
I understand.
I'll spit it out.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
I'll do it.
2
1
2
What is it?
I'm curious.
Bye.
We're going to dance to NMB48's song.
What song should we dance to?
Is there a song you like?
There is.
I don't know.
I think there is.
What should we dance to?
Do you want to dance?
I'm scared.
Let's go.
Music, start.
Let's dance together.
Awesome.
Thank you very much.
That was fun.
I didn't know there was an idol today.
That was fun.
Thank you.
That was amazing.
Tirako.
Thank you very much.
Kennin.
That was fun.
That was not easy at all.
That's true.
That was fun.
Next is...
Karentan.
Oh, no.
I thought it was Tyrannosaurus.
I thought it was a mummy.
6.
Nice.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
That's it.
Oh, no.
What is it?
Ask your grandmother.
Ask?
What does that mean?
Ask?
Does that mean we start talking?
Let's start.
Let's ask.
Ask together.
Let's ask properly.
If we ask properly, we may discover something different.
We always listen to it in our sleeping bags.
We can't get our heads around it because it's right before the show.
We don't even have the energy to scream.
I see.
Let's do it.
Music, start!
Is this okay?
It's cool.
Oh, it's cool.
It's cool.
It's really cool.
The comments are frozen.
I'm sad.
The apple mark came out.
It fell.
It's the screen of the initial setting.
This is something that other artists don't have.
I can't get excited at the end.
Explosion sound.
It's like it's about to start.
I'm getting excited.
Let's listen to it when you're not feeling well.
I'm not feeling well.
I like the sound of the alarm.
Don't you hate the sound of the alarm?
I hate this sound.
I'm going to turn it off.
I'm going to hate it.
Don't do that.
I'm sorry.
So,
I have to say goodbye to all of you watching YouTube.
Thank you so much.
Please join Mayonair.
I'm doing a lot of weird things.
Please.
Bye-bye.