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Good evening!
Now, let's start the non-battle, non-fighting MMD Child live stream event.
I'm your host, Navybeard. Thank you for coming!
I'm Kyun!
What's up with you all of a sudden?
I'm Kyun!
What's up with you?
Haven't you seen it?
What?
This is the first time Kaneko-san has appeared on this stage.
Is that so?!
That's right!
What?!
That was close!
If you say "what are you doing?!" I'll end up playing with Kaneko-san.
That won't happen!
That was close!
That's weird for Kaneko-san, too!
That's dangerous!
I'm not going to say it!
Kaneko-san said it, too.
Kyun is number one.
That's right!
In short, we'll be your hosts!
Yes!
Thank you for coming!
Yes!
Now, we'll show you what this non-battle is all about!
Yes!
At the theater performance...
Three judges will select a one-hour setlist performance performed by each group.
The total score will be used for the rankings.
At the live stream event...
A total of five live streams will be streamed every Sunday.
Each group's representative members will clash in battle according to the theme.
Due to COVID-19...
In the fan vote, you vote for the group you want to support, and you get a rank based on that number of votes.
There will be a total of four voting periods.
And the group that wins...
...will have the right to release new songs and music videos for their next release work.
In addition, they will have the right to start a theater performance.
In addition to that, in the group's media room...
The final round of NANMATAL will be held at the ODIX Theater on March 2nd.
What kind of battle will unfold?
And with that...
Yes, it's really hot, isn't it?
It's a serious battle.
Even members who have never been selected can win and release a music video.
They can release music videos and theater performances.
This is an important battle.
That's right.
The last live broadcast event was in Canada, right?
Yes, we did it.
Physical strength, right?
There will be five live broadcast events.
Today's theme is...
Laughter.
As expected of a laughing city.
That's right.
Idols and laughter.
What will it be like?
Everyone was making a pentagonal graph.
But C, D, Wink and Kyunmart...
Their laughter was as sharp as a knife.
I'm really looking forward to it.
It's pretty self-evaluated.
It was as sharp as a knife against the law of gravity.
It's pretty sharp.
It was very sharp.
I don't think both sides are low.
I'm looking forward to the show.
I see.
Now, let's have the cast appear.
First of all, these people.
Please come in.
I'm Leopards!
I'm Su-chan!
I'm On-chan!
Next up is this group! Please come in!
I'm Mix Juice!
I'm Mix Juice, so I'll do my best!
Next up is this group! Please come in!
We're WINK!
I'm the light blue one, Minorate!
I'm the green one, Mizuta Shiori!
Nice to meet you!
It's not orange at all.
Next up is this group!
We're CUMART!
I'll do my best, Minorate!
Nice to meet you, Masaya!
Next up is this group!
We're super cute!
Nice to meet you!
We'll do our best today as well!
Lastly, we have this group!
Oh!
Hello! We are Frontier!
Nice to meet you!
Today, we are going to work hard with Frontier spirit.
Nice to meet you!
I didn't know much about Frontier spirit.
But I'm glad you became Frontier.
Eh?
Do you know the proposal Wakapon made at the meeting?
What?
Fancy Monkey Baby.
Ah!
Good, good, good!
It's good you became Frontier.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
We will do it with these members.
Today's theme is laughter.
Yes!
Are you confident?
Yes!
I see!
Yes!
You're showing your unique sense of humor!
That's right!
Yes!
I'm only telling you that Mizuta Shiori was expressionless!
Please don't say that!
Now, with these members...
Yes!
We will have a comedy battle!
Yes!
I would like to review the badges of each group!
Yes!
It's like this...
Leopardge has 5 badges...
Mixed Juice has 6 badges...
Wink has 15 badges...
Kumart has 12 badges...
Super cute has 4 badges...
Frontier has 5 badges!
Yes!
Well, Wink and Kumart are a little...
Well, it's only just started!
I feel like they're just starting out...
That's right!
Yes!
Now, for today's live broadcast event...
From 1st to 6th place...
According to 10th place...
You will receive badges!
Now, by the way...
In the same situation...
Yes!
If 1st place has 2 groups...
Yes!
1st place will receive 5 badges each!
The next group will be in 3rd place!
I see!
There will be no 2nd place!
Yes!
If all 1st place groups come together...
Everyone will receive 5 badges!
There is a possibility of that!
There is also a possibility of a sudden difference!
Yes!
Everyone, do your best!
Yes!
Now, then...
Today's...
Game is...
Yes!
Game?
Is it a game today?
There is no game battle!
This time...
Milk Boy Championship Battle!
What? What? What?
Now, everyone knows...
2019 M-1 Grand Prix Champion...
Using Milk Boy-san's story format...
Each group will make their own original story...
And solve it!
So it's like doing a manzai, right?
That's right!
The original story...
We have already told the members of NMB!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
The content of the story...
All of it has been decided by the members!
I see!
It's pretty serious!
Yes!
It was nerve-wracking, wasn't it?
That's right!
When we entered...
There were members who were practicing!
It was amazing!
Yes!
Now, then...
Since it's a manzai story battle...
We would like to call in the judges!
Yes!
First of all...
The real judges...
Manzai writer...
Honda Masanori-sensei!
Good morning!
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- We're the ones who get nervous, right? - That's right.
- As a manzai artist. - That's not true.
- No, it's not like that! - That's right!
As a teacher of NSC, Honda Sensei has sent over 10,000 students to the entertainment industry.
- He's a great teacher. - That's right.
So, originally...
Yabe-san, Bokei-san, Okamura-san, and Ninety-nine- san...
Honda Sensei was the one who said, "You guys, do it the other way around."
Yes.
- He judges us very seriously. - That's right.
- There's no doubt that he's a manzai artist. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
- You get nervous, don't you? - Yes.
The other judge is...
Kaneko Takesutan of NMB48, the theater director!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
By the way, Kaneko, you used to be on TV a lot as a funny guy.
That's an old story.
- It was about 25 years ago. - Oh!
- You were on TV as well. - Yes.
How are you feeling today?
I know all of the members, so it's a little hard for me to judge them.
- Yes. - But I'm going to enjoy it and judge them.
- I see. Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
He's just like Yuji Oda, who was born in this world.
- Really? - Yes, I know him well.
- That's right. - Thank you for having me.
- He's a youngster. - Yes.
He was born on December 13th, 1967.
- Wow. - Wow.
That's creepy.
- It's not just about the members. - Of course.
- It's about all of us as well.
- I'm going to wrap the NMB outside of me. - I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
- I'm sorry. - Everyone, please be careful.
- The third judge is Minaba from Navy Zod. - Thank you for having me.
How is it?
- To be honest, I'm doing it for fun. - Yes.
- I'm going to judge them, but I'm not going to win or lose. - That's right.
I don't think I'm going to look at social media for about three days.
- You might be involved in something bad. - I might be involved in something bad.
- No, no, no. - Yes.
- I'm going to be serious. - Yes.
- I'm going to judge them fairly. - That's right, that's right.
- I'm going to judge them seriously. - I'm going to judge them seriously.
- Please watch over me. - Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
- Now, these three judges will judge each of you with 100 points. - Yes.
- And the total points will be announced later. - Yes.
- Judges, thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- Now, for the order of the stories, rather than being fair, we will have you decide in advance by lottery before the performance. - Yes.
- Yes, it's already decided. - I see. - Yes, we will do it in this order.
- Where does the top batter come from? - Where does it come from?
- Does it come from Leopardi? - Yes, I see.
- Yes, no. - No, I'm sorry.
- Please don't say what you don't want to say. - I'm sorry.
- Now, for this tournament, we will receive a VTR from these people. - Eh? Could it be...
- Now, please have a look. - Eh?
- Hello! I'm Milk Boy! - Good morning!
- Ah, thank you very much! I just received a CD of "No Thank You" but thank you very much. - Thank you.
- It doesn't matter how difficult it is. - Thank you.
- Did you accept it? - The Milk Boy Championship.
- Well, I'm happy about it. In other words, it's already M-1, right? The Milk Boy Championship. - No, it's not like that.
- If you say it like that, it's already M-1. - Can you do it?!
- It's fine if you can do it, but please don't surpass it. - That's true.
- Please protect it. - It's more fun if you can do it.
- Who is the judge?! - Honda Masanori-sensei.
- Isn't he serious?! - He's a real Masai competition's top manager, Kaneko.
- I see. Then, seriously... - While watching "Mayday's Afro"...
- While watching "Mayday's Afro"...
- Please don't do that kind of thing! - Well, well...
- You're doing it about 100 days in advance, aren't you? - Of course I am.
- I want to see it. - I want to see it. Really, we want to see it too.
- No, really, everyone in NNP. - Yes.
- Everyone's comedy level is high. - It's hard.
- I think you can do good manzai. - Yes.
- Please do your best! - Please do your best!
So, Milk Boys got a VTR from themselves and they are getting a lot of attention.
Please look forward to it!
So, let's get started.
Milk Boys Championship Battle.
First of all, this duo!
Let's go!
Hello! I'm a milk man! Thank you!
Ah! Thank you!
I just got a white confirmed new song cameo!
Thank you!
It doesn't matter how many there are like this!
It's the best, so let's put it in!
I'm saying it!
No, it's sudden, but my friend seems to be auditioning for nnb48.
Oh, that's right!
It's my first time, so I'm worried about whether it will work.
See! Whether it will work or not!
I will judge for you as an active idol!
What are the characteristics of that girl?
Please tell me a little!
That girl! First of all, her face is insanely cute!
See! It will definitely work!
Hey! After all, cuteness is the most important thing for idols!
Hey! If you're cute, you'll be forgiven for anything!
No, but I don't know.
What don't you know?
But hey! That girl!
There is such a big mole next to her nose!
Ah! See! Whether it will work or not!
Whether it will work or not!
If there is such a big mole!
It's not about cuteness anymore!
Hey! If there is such a big mole!
It's almost a mole!
Mole!
Hey! Can you tell me a little more information?
That girl! Her singing is insanely good!
Hey! It will definitely work!
Hey! After all, idols are singing jobs, so singing well is a big weapon!
I've been to karaoke with that girl, but her singing style is similar to Hirose Koumi!
Hey! Whether it will work or not!
Hirose Koumi is a soloist, but if she is in a group like that, she will definitely float!
Whether it will work or not!
Hey! That's right!
Moreover, recently, she has realized that she has a strong habit of appearing in a story program!
Hey! Can you tell me a little more?
That girl! Her dancing is insanely good!
Hey! Whether it will work or not!
NMB also puts effort into dancing, so dancing girls can become fast-paced!
Moreover, it seems that she has also worked as a back dancer in a musical movie!
Hey! Whether it will work or not!
It will definitely work!
By the way, what movie is it?
It seems to be an Indian movie, but...
It won't work!
It won't work...
Hey! Dance of an Indian movie and dance of an idol have nothing to do with each other!
Hey!
An Indian movie suddenly starts dancing for some reason, but we still don't know why!
We don't know...
Hey! Isn't it a little difficult?
Difficult?
Isn't there anything else?
Other than that, she likes comedy and seems to study comedy a lot!
Hey! Whether it will work or not!
NMB is an idol from Osaka, so they put effort into comedy!
And according to what I heard, she likes Dobrock and seems to be very good at impersonating him!
Does it make sense? There is no reason for an idol to impersonate Dobrock!
Only a short period of marriage allows girls to impersonate Dobrock!
But I don't know...
What don't you know?
But recently, NMB seems to let members do full- size comedy!
Does it make sense? If it's about full-size comedy, it's about Dobrock!
And that girl is from Wakayama prefecture...
Does it make sense?
This?
There is even a rumor that NMB's management decides the cost of transportation at a low price!
Really?
If you go from Wakayama, it will cost you money!
That's really stingy!
That's right!
But if that girl goes, it seems like she will spend about one person in Osaka!
Does it make sense?
NMB is the eleventh year, but there has never been a girl from Wakayama prefecture,
so if she is from Wakayama prefecture, it may make sense!
But I don't know...
What don't you know?
But that girl is old, isn't she?
Does it make sense?
Thank you very much for your questions!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
That's a high level!
I was nervous.
Oh, really? You didn't look nervous at all.
Really?
You were calm and confident.
You were fully prepared.
Yes, I was prepared and tried my best.
Did you study a lot?
Yes, I watched videos and learned how to put my arms together and which one is up.
You learned in detail.
I'm sweating a lot now.
You looked calm and confident, so I laughed without worrying about you at all.
Thank you very much.
Who came up with the idea?
I came up with it 100%.
I came up with it!
Oh, really?
Yes, I won first place in the lottery.
I see!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, no, you can win first place in Top Battle.
Yes, I'm aiming for first place.
You can win first place, right?
Yes.
How is it?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's take a look at the scores.
Please show me your scores!
Minagawa has 93 points, Kaneko has 92 points, and Honda has 90 points.
The total score is...
275 points!
You're excited, even though you didn't write a story.
I didn't write a story.
You didn't write a story.
I only memorized the lines.
Isn't it a pretty high score?
Thank you very much.
Let's ask the judges.
Mr. Honda, how was it?
Well, it would have been better if I had raised it more.
Yes.
For the time being, I gave it a 90 because it was a starting point.
Yes.
You did a good job.
That's right.
90 is high for a starting point.
To be honest, I was surprised.
Thank you very much.
I didn't know you could make a story with a box like this.
It's a pretty high rating.
I'm very happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you were calm.
You were calm.
I was calm and I was able to convey it.
Yes.
Mr. Taneko, how was it?
By the way, you often made a story, didn't you?
Just a little.
Mr. Hideyoshi will be angry.
It was pretty good.
It was interesting.
I was happy that you incorporated Wakayama stories instead of management.
That's right.
Various elements were incorporated.
This is the first group.
Thank you very much.
It's a high rating.
Let's move on.
Milk Boy Championship Battle.
The second group is this combination.
Please.
Koji Koji and Piro Piro are Koji Piro.
Please.
Thank you very much.
I received a heart that does not hurt even if it slips now.
Let's do half and half.
Let's do it.
It doesn't matter how many there are like this.
It's the best.
I'm really grateful.
Let's put it in.
It's sudden, but my mother-in-law has a habit of using it a lot recently, but she seems to have forgotten it.
Did you forget to use it often?
Well, speaking of mother-in-law's habit of using it a lot, is it better to say it than not to get angry?
I heard it's different.
Oh, it's different? Then I'll think about the habit of using it with you, so tell me what kind of features you were saying.
A heart came out of my pocket and said a word.
It's "kyundesu". That feature is "kyundesu".
Speaking of "kyundesu", it was very popular among young people on TikTok, and if you opened TikTok, you could see "kyundesu festival" from your pocket.
It's amazing that you can understand the trends of young people.
Didn't you understand that?
I don't know.
What don't you know?
It seems that Hayashi-sensei of Toshin High School started saying it.
Hey, isn't it "kyundesu"?
Speaking of Hayashi-sensei, he is a modern teacher, but he is already 55 years old, so I don't know that it is too modern.
Even if you miraculously say "kyundesu", it's only when you look at textbooks.
Besides that, when will Hayashi-sensei say "kyundesu"?
Now!
Speaking of Hayashi-sensei, this is it!
It's not "kyundesu" in the book.
Didn't you say something else?
It's a word you use when your heart is pounding.
It's "kyundesu"!
Speaking of "kyundesu", it's said to be the English version of "munekyun".
That feature is "kyundesu"!
You don't know?
I don't know!
When my mother uses that saying, she always does a "goo" pose!
Wow!
It's "kyundesu"!
What?
Well, mothers raise their children, cook, and do laundry.
As a result, their hands and fingers gradually grow larger and larger!
So, even if they overlap, depending on the angle, it looks like this!
And you shouldn't touch your mother's hands!
There are times when your hands are hot and you run away!
Even if you wear new clothes, the tags on them won't come off!
That's how thick your mother's hands are, as thick as an elephant's sole!
That's "kyundesu"!
I don't know!
What don't you know? You just said "kyundesu"!
No, my mother says it's not "kyundesu"!
Well, if your mother says it's not "kyundesu", it's not "kyundesu" anymore!
That's right!
I'll say it first!
No, it's not "kyundesu"!
I've been saying "kyundesu" all the time!
It's not "kyundesu"!
Give me back my time!
Is it really "shibaitaro"?
When I saw you, I thought you had long legs, but you also have a long chin!
What's wrong with you? You talked a lot today, and you have a bad tongue!
What is this? Shame? What is this?
You only say "hoho" and "hey"!
When you talk, you speak Kansai dialect badly!
No, I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry!
But you know, you're number one in manzai.
I've seen you a lot.
You too.
But you know, "kyundesu" is not "kyundesu", right?
My mother says it's not "kyundesu"!
Give me back my time!
Thank you very much!
You're taking something, aren't you?
How was it?
My heart...
The first thing you said was...
My heart wants to go home...
No, it was funny.
It was funny.
Yes.
Which one of you came up with the idea?
We came up with it together.
Yesterday, I showed Shibuya Nagisa-san my idea.
But she gave me a strict review.
What?
Shibuya Nagisa-san gave me a strict review.
It's almost the same.
It's almost the same?
Yes.
But it's the idea that Shibuya Nagisa-san came up with.
Yes, it is.
It's different.
No, it's not.
But you two have your own ways of doing things.
I think you two have your own way of doing manzai.
Yes.
Are you ready for the score?
Please.
Judges, please give us your scores!
Unagawa has 91 points.
Kaneko has 88 points.
Honda-sensei has 88 points.
The total score is...
267 points!
Honda sensei, what did you think of it?
I could see that she was doing her best.
She was cute.
She was cute from the beginning.
I thought she might be nervous.
She should be able to do better than this.
But her voice was too heavy and she couldn't speak.
She kept saying "boso boso" in many places.
I thought it was a waste of time.
If we did it one more time, I think it would be completely different.
I see.
The story wasn't bad.
That's what I thought of it.
What about you, Minagawa-kun?
It was really interesting.
She talked like Karin-chan but relaxed.
I'm a modern language teacher, but I don't know modern things.
She has a great sense of her own.
When I was trying to do this story, I copied Milk Boy- san's story.
Karin-chan's position is hard to stand out.
But she did it well and made us laugh.
I thought it was great.
I see.
Thank you.
I think we did it with pleasure.
Please look forward to it.
Thank you very much!
This is the third battle of the Milk Boy Championship.
Let's go!
I enjoyed it!
Me too!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I just got a "kuwa".
Thank you very much.
I don't know how many "kuwa" I got.
My face is cold.
I know, I know.
I'll tell you about it later.
My mother has a character she likes.
I see.
But she forgot the name of the character.
She forgot the name of the character she likes.
That's not good.
I asked her about it, but I don't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about it?
I'll tell you about my mother's favorite character.
Please tell me about it.
She has a yellowish and chubby body.
She wears a brown beret on her head.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
You got it right away.
I don't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about it?
I think it's Pompompurinya, too.
But my mother says it's a chubby six-pack.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
She has a yellowish and chubby body.
She has a cute round body.
She has a six-pack.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
Can you tell me more about it?
She has a hole in her butt.
I can see it.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
It says "charm point" and "hole in butt" on Wikipedia.
If she doesn't have a three-pack, she's just a chubby six-pack.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
I don't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about it?
I think this ear is blue and this ear is pink.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
That's Usahana, isn't it?
Pompompurinya is my senior, so I have to stand up for her.
I'm scared of this world.
I don't like Pompompurinya.
I don't know anything about it.
I don't know anything about it, either.
I heard that she has more than 600,000 followers on her official Twitter account.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
She gets 10,000 likes every month.
Unfortunately, only one-sixth of her followers are on her official Twitter account.
She doesn't even have an official Twitter account yet.
That's Pompompurinya, isn't it?
What do you know about this?
I also think it's Pompompurinya.
Yeah, me too.
But other than that,
it seems like an old man who holds a dango sword and protects the peace of Edo.
Yeah, that's Shinagawa Monjiro.
He looks like Cinnamon, but he only has a kimono on.
No, that's not Pompompurinya.
Then...
Eh, there wasn't anything else.
Eh, I see...
Ah, last year...
Ah, that!
My dad...
Your dad?
Which one was it? You've said it a lot.
I've said it a lot.
Ah, I forgot.
Ah, this one.
My dad is a detective, and my mom is a regular worker.
It's still Pompompurinya.
It's too old-fashioned.
I think it's fine not to force Sanrio's characters to work.
That's definitely Pompompurinya.
I don't know...
What don't you know?
I also think it's Pompompurinya.
That's right.
But what you're saying is...
Last year, it won first place in France, Brazil and Germany.
It's Yoshikitty, isn't it?
Yeah.
No, you know that. You really like Sanrio, don't you?
Yeah, that's right.
By the way, just the other day...
KANENAIDAAAAAAA!
She was screaming like that.
It was so loud, it was like a funeral.
Yeah.
Even if it was like that, wouldn't it be like "pon pon puri"?
Isn't there something more like that?
Like what?
Gorilla Retriever's "osu!"
Isn't it like "pon pon puri"?
No, you know, because it's about Sanrio,
I thought you'd say "puri nayashii", but it's more realistic than I thought.
Yeah, yeah.
No, really, um...
Don't say "osu!" because it's too raw.
Huh?
As soon as you say "osu!", your heart opens up.
It opens up?
It closes up?
It cools down?
No, this is definitely "pon pon puri".
Really? You really don't know about this?
There's nothing I don't know about it!
Okan's favorite Sanrio character is "pon pon puri".
I've decided.
No, but what Okan is saying is...
Yeah, what is it?
It's not "pon pon puri".
You're saying it's "pon pon puri".
If Okan is saying it's not "pon pon puri", then it's not "pon pon puri".
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You say it first.
It's just that I'm really familiar with Sanrio.
If anything, it's a little scary.
You really don't know about this?
I don't know about it.
What do we do?
So, what does Oton say?
Oton?
Should we stretch?
That's definitely not it!
Thank you very much for coming!
Thank you very much!
You're good!
I'm nervous!
We just finished performing!
Oh, that's right!
I couldn't think straight!
That's true!
You were dancing so hard until just now.
That's right! I came here with the intention of doing my best.
But you were able to speak up for that part, right?
Really? That's great! Thank you very much!
Do you like Sanrio?
Sanrio... But I like it!
Right now, NMB is collaborating with me.
I'm collaborating with "pon pon puri".
I was able to be the subject of that.
I see!
It's also connected to advertising.
I love "pon pon puri"!
"Pon pon puri", love!
We're also collaborating with "koroko cafe" right now.
Everyone, please go to "umeda"!
We'll let you know!
Please go!
So, did you get your scores?
So, judges, please show us your scores!
So, Minagawa got 90 points, Kaneko Shainin got 90 points, Honda sensei got 89 points!
So, the total score is...
269 points!
Ah, I'm frustrated!
Well, this is also a high score.
So, Honda sensei, how was it?
Well, I'm still in my third year, but everyone is so good.
That's what surprises me the most.
I wish I could join NAC's girls' team.
You were that good.
Well, if Burns Ed studies this time, I think he'll be good as a main actor.
What did you practice?
I think he's at this level because he's been doing idol.
That's right!
I think it's amazing.
He's been doing it for a long time and he's at this level.
Thank you!
Ah, sorry! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
So, the total score is...
Well, we still don't know yet.
There are still three groups left.
So, should we go first? Or should we leave it?
Ah, should we go first?
Thank you!
You're a cooperative MC!
Huh?
You're cooperative!
That's right! No one came out!
I think I have no choice but to shout!
You're talking to someone who doesn't even shake!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry about that!
I'm sorry!
So, it's a draw.
Next up is the Milk Boy Championship Battle.
The fourth group is this duo! Let's go!
Milk Boy! I'm Ii! Nice to meet you!
Thank you! I just got the mask strap part! Thank you!
Thank you!
You can do your best with this weapon!
That's right! It's the best!
Let's put it away!
You can put it away, but...
It's sudden, but...
Yes, yes, yes!
My mother...
Yes!
She has a favorite comedian...
Yes!
But she forgot the name of the duo...
What? She forgot her favorite comedian?
Yes!
What's going on?
I've been thinking about it, too!
Yes!
But I don't know anything about it...
What?
Well...
I'll think about your favorite comedian's duo name with you!
Yes!
Tell me what he said!
I got it!
Well...
Both of them are wearing navy suits...
Yes!
Both of them are very smart!
Yes!
Isn't it Navy Zafro?
Oh!
That feature is completely Navy Zafro!
Navy Zafro...
You knew it right away!
Well...
Right?
But I don't know...
What don't you know?!
Well...
I also thought it was Navy Zafro...
Didn't you?
But my mother said...
Yes!
She won first place in the M-1 Grand Prix!
Well, it's not Navy Zafro...
That's right!
Navy Zafro has never won in the M-1 Grand Prix!
Yes!
He won first place and made it to the semi-final!
That's right!
Well...
We also support you!
Yes!
I want you to do your best with that feeling!
That's right!
I want to see you on TV soon!
I want to see you!
Didn't you say anything else?
Well...
He seems to know a lot of information about NMB from the outside!
Oh!
Isn't it Navy Zafro?
It was unpleasant earlier, wasn't it?
It was unpleasant!
Well...
Some NMB fans call you "Net Stalker"!
Oh, my!
In the broadcast program of "Hirogata NMB"...
Yes!
There was a segment called "Minagawa's SNS Check"...
For about 20 minutes!
Oh!
Have you ever crushed the next segment and did it for an hour?!
Oh, my!
Yes!
Oh, my!
If you're a comedian, you should have managed your time!
That's right!
How long is the story?
That's right!
Well...
Anna and the director were a little angry with me.
Oh, I see!
Let's be careful!
Oh, that's right!
Did you say anything else?
Well...
According to my mother...
Yes!
Both of you seem to be very handsome!
It's different from Navy Zafro!
It's different!
Speaking of Navy Zafro ranking high...
Yes!
It's "haraguroi" ranking!
Oh!
I don't rank high with such good things!
That's right!
Yes!
So...
Didn't you say anything else?
Oh!
That's right!
The person who said that is really Momone-san's fan!
You know, it's Navy Zafro!
Is that so?
Hajiri-san gets my birthday T-shirt every year!
Oh, yes, yes!
Well, but...
There's only one thing I'm worried about...
Yes, yes!
I heard about it...
It seems that you are worried about other members recently!
Oh, my!
So...
You like me more and more!
Oh, my!
I see...
You're a cheater!
I'm a cheater...
Be careful!
I'll be careful!
Hajiri-chan, too!
Yes!
Hmm...
Didn't you say something, Appa?
Well...
According to my mom...
Yes!
I heard that your Twitter is going viral!
It's going viral?
It's going viral!
It's different from normal Navy Zafro!
Yes!
Well, it's not going viral at all!
And...
I won the hair style manzai contest 100 days ago!
I still do it every day!
That's right...
It's persistent, isn't it?
That's right...
Nobody is interested in it!
I want to see more interesting tweets!
That's right...
Well...
That's not your characteristic, Navy Zafro!
Did you say something else?
Well...
According to my mom...
I heard that you teach me various ways of studying on YouTube!
Oh!
You're Navy Zafro!
Minagawa-san...
You're using a whiteboard to teach me how to study in an easy-to-understand way!
Hmm...
But your channel hasn't grown at all!
Hmm...
I see...
Well...
I want to see something more interesting!
I think so, too!
Hmm...
But...
That's your characteristic, Navy Zafro!
Your favorite comedian is Navy Zafro!
Well...
I thought so, too...
Hmm...
But my mom said...
That you're not Navy Zafro!
What!?
If you say that I'm not Navy Zafro...
Then you're definitely not Navy Zafro!
Oh, you're right...
If you say it like that...
Then we're definitely not Navy Zafro!
Are you sure?
You're right...
You said it earlier!
I'm sorry...
Hmm...
But...
Oton says...
Oton!
That you're not Dameton-san!
You're definitely not!
Anyway!
Thank you very much!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Thank you very much!
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
Wow! Our manzai!
Right?
Yes!
Your eyes don't meet at all. Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
At first you said "Navy's Afro" and I thought you were happy.
But when I heard what you said, I got less and less excited.
I'm sorry!
I'll do my best.
I'm scared.
Thank you very much.
Who came up with the idea?
I came up with the idea.
I see.
While you two were talking.
Your voice was very easy to hear.
Really?
Yes! Both of you had a good voice. It was like a manzai.
I'm happy!
I was able to show my train personality.
Yes!
Did you get a score?
Hmm...
Yes!
I don't know...
I'm not supporting you!
Really?!
Yes!
I'm glad!
I'm sorry!
I don't seem to be supporting you.
Who said that?
I don't know...
The judges have given their scores.
Let's take a look!
Minagawa, 91 points!
Kaneko, 91 points!
Honda, 89 points!
The total score is...
271 points!
Wow!
Thank you!
Everyone got high scores!
I'm happy!
Honda-sensei, what did you think of it?
If I didn't know "name is awful", I wouldn't have understood it.
It's not good!
That's right!
For those of you who don't know it...
Leaving that aside...
Yes!
I want to say the same thing to you all.
You remember it well and do it well!
Hmm...
I've been watching you as a manzai artist for over 30 years.
It's amazing that you can think and remember it yourself and do it so proudly!
That's right!
Thank you!
I'm impressed!
It takes a lot of effort to reach that level!
It's hard to get there!
You have to keep fighting!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
How about you, Minagawa-kun?
First of all, I was very happy!
There are probably a lot of people who don't know about us...
But I'd like to say thank you to everyone who watched our show today!
I see!
I'm sure there are people who have watched our other shows as well.
Also, it's amazing that Anju-chan followed us while we were performing!
That's right!
She was very quiet!
Yes!
Thank you!
With that said...
Thank you!
Please enjoy the show!
With that said...
Milk Boy Championship Battle...
Next up is...
Fifth group...
This duo!
Let's go!
I'm Unchan! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Wow! Thank you!
I just got a three-patch microphone.
Wow! Thank you!
I don't care how many I have!
Thank you!
I'm in the way now, so I'll put it in the dressing room.
Ouch! It looks heavy! I can't carry it.
Please put it here.
I'm sorry.
Is this okay?
It's okay!
It's sudden, but...
My mother has a favorite idol.
But she forgot the name of the idol.
She forgot the name of the idol?
What was it like?
I thought about it, but I don't know at all.
Okan's favorite idol?
I'll think about it with you, so tell me what characteristics you were talking about.
It's an idol group with a lot of cute girls based in Osaka.
Isn't it NMB48?
That characteristic is completely NMB.
I don't know at all.
What don't you know?
I thought it was NMB48, too.
That's right.
But Okan says that all the members are good at studying.
Isn't it NMB?
If there was a language test at the audition, most of the members wouldn't be there now.
Captain's Karin Kojima said "caesar" and "seahorser".
NMB's Shiroma Mir said "ngk" and "native gokiburi".
If Shibuya Nagisa was smart, she wouldn't have done half of the work.
It's different from NMB.
She didn't say anything else.
Even the members can't say the group's name properly.
Isn't it NMB?
Every time I say NMB, I'm nervous.
Especially Umeyama Kokona, who is the main member of the group.
She says "n-n-b" every time.
I don't think everyone noticed it, but my ears won't be deceived.
I think it's a big deal if you deceive me.
By the way, I was also told by an announcer that I couldn't say "n-n-b" on a live broadcast in Hokkaido in the morning.
It's hard to say.
Even if "n" and "m" are reversed in the magazine cover, they were released as "m-n-b-forty-eight".
If you say words similar to "n-n-b", you will be recognized as "n-n-b".
"n-n-b"-ers are like that.
I don't know.
What don't you know?
I think it's "n-n-b", but my mother says that there is a song in the music textbook.
It's different from "n-n-b".
In the music textbook, there is a song like "Don't Lose" by Zard and "Best Friend" by Kiyoro.
If you suddenly hear "n-n-b" from the classroom, the neighbors will be worried.
It's different from "n-n-b".
I didn't say anything else.
Even members don't know the exact number of members.
"n-n-b"-ers don't know the exact number of members and staff.
At work, if you ask "how many people are there now?", they say "about fifty people".
It's "n-n-b".
I don't know.
What don't you know?
I think it's "n-n-b", too.
That's right.
My mother says that the costumes are very formal and you can go to a funeral as it is.
That's not "n-n-b".
There is nothing formal about the costumes of idol groups that are active in the holy land of laughter.
"n-n-b" costumes have leeks stuck in their waists and dorians on their shoulders.
Even if you go to a funeral in that outfit, dead people will be surprised and come back to life.
That's not "n-n-b".
I didn't say anything else.
It seems to be very greedy for laughter.
It's "n-n-b", isn't it?
It's not an idol group that belongs to Yoshimoto Group, which is a general winner of laughter.
I'm an idol, but I've done "n-n-b" many times.
It's "n-n-b", isn't it?
I don't know.
What don't you know?
I think it's "n-n-b", too.
That's right.
My mother says that the catering in the dressing room is very luxurious.
80% of catering in "n-n-b" is cup noodles.
There are times when we try to deceive the lack of catering due to the large variety of cup noodles.
The members also say that every time.
I'm happy to bring it home every time.
I went to a handshake meeting, but I brought a lot of cup noodles like I went to a supermarket.
It's definitely not "n-n-b".
I don't know.
What else did you say?
There is always Kawabata of "Shinki Station" and Ishibashi of "4000 Toshi" in Instagram likes.
It's "n-n-b", isn't it?
Those two love "n-n-b" and monitor SNS for 24 hours.
There is also a theory that those two will be recognized as members of "n-n-b" for the first time after getting "n-n-b".
"n-n-b" is like that.
I don't know.
There's nothing you don't know.
My favorite idol is "n-n-b48".
But what you say is not "n-n-b".
It's not "n-n-b".
You say it's not "n-n-b", so it's not "n-n-b".
That's right.
Say it earlier.
I don't know.
What's going on?
But what you say is...
"navy zafro", isn't it?
It's definitely not "navy zafro".
That's all for today.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for giving me your name again.
You're good at it.
You're full of emotions.
Did you practice a lot?
Yes.
I woke up in the morning and practiced on the first call.
I also practiced on the phone before going to bed last night.
I practiced a lot.
The results of your practice came out.
I'm glad. Thank you very much.
I'm sure you can look forward to it.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Judges, please give me your scores.
Minagawa, 93 points.
Kaneko, 90 points.
Honda sensei, 90 points.
The total score is...
273 points!
Thank you!
This is pretty high.
Really?
Yes.
Ms. Honda, what did you think of it?
Well...
I know it's low-key, but you're all really good.
Yes, of course.
You told us about M&M's in such detail.
It was fun.
I wish it was closer to the center mic.
It was pretty far back.
It was close to the center mic.
It would have been better if it was closer.
I see.
It would have been better if it was closer.
I was very disappointed this time.
I see.
It's important how you use the mic like this.
I think it'll be better next time.
You have to get used to it.
Yes, you have to get used to it.
It was a lot of fun.
Thank you!
This is the last team.
Milk Boy Championship Battle.
This is the last team.
Let's go!
Strawberry and...
Banana.
Strawberry and banana!
Thank you!
Oh! Thank you!
I just got kagami mochi!
Thank you!
It doesn't matter how many there are.
It's the best.
Thank you!
Let's get started.
I heard you have a favorite drink.
Yes, I do.
I heard you forgot the name of it.
What do you mean you forgot the name of the drink?
I heard about it for a while.
But you don't know it at all, do you?
I don't know it?
I'll think of the name of the drink for you.
Oh! Thank you!
Tell me what kind of drink it is.
It's sweet and delicious.
You mix milk and fruits and drink it.
Isn't it mixed juice?
Mixed juice...
You knew it right away.
But I don't know it.
Why don't you know it?
I think it's mixed juice, too.
Isn't it?
It's like you said.
It's the last drink you drink before you die.
But you say it's okay.
It's different from mixed juice.
I don't know it.
Mixed juice is not the last drink you drink in your life.
I don't know it.
You can drink mixed juice because you still have time to live.
I see.
Mixed juice is also a big burden if you are appointed at the end of your life.
That's right.
Can you tell me more about it?
I heard young people use it for Instagram.
Isn't it mixed juice?
Yes.
Mixed juice is because you can be a conscious woman with fruits and milk.
I see.
Young people use mixed juice and ask for likes.
They ask for likes.
Yes, it's mixed juice.
But I don't know it yet.
Why don't you know it?
It's like you said.
Even if you go out to a bar, you don't say you like it at all.
It's not mixed juice.
Even if you go out to a bar, you don't say you like it at all.
I see.
You are right.
It's not mixed juice.
Didn't you say something else?
I did.
When I was a child, I don't know what it is, but everyone admired it.
It's mixed juice.
Everyone admired protein, green juice and mixed juice.
Really?
And everyone admired cardboard boxes.
Do you admire cardboard boxes?
It's mixed juice.
But I don't know it yet.
I don't know it yet.
Why don't you know it?
Because like you said, even God drinks it.
It's different from mixed juice, isn't it?
Can you tell me more about it?
It's near the escalator of Shinkansen station.
It's mixed juice, isn't it?
They're using human psychology well.
I see.
They're trying to make you come to the store even a little.
Why do you think I'm buying it?
You're buying it.
It's mixed juice, isn't it?
No, but I don't know yet.
Why don't you know?
I think it's mixed juice.
Do you know?
In terms of genre, it's carbonated.
It's not mixed juice.
I don't know the genre at all, but it's not just carbonated.
I see.
If you drink it, all the milk in the mixed juice will fly away, right?
It will fly away.
It's not mixed juice, is it?
Is it?
Yes.
What else did you say?
Well, even if you drink it, you don't know what's in it.
It's mixed juice, isn't it?
Mixed juice is mixed with a little weird stuff and you don't notice it.
I see.
That's how it is.
It's mixed juice.
But I don't know yet.
Why don't you know?
Because what?
Do you know what you're saying?
Yes.
It's not mixed juice, is it?
It's not mixed juice!
You're saying it's not mixed juice, so it's not mixed juice, is it?
You should have said that earlier.
What did you think when I was talking about mixed juice?
I'm really sorry.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what to say.
Otton!
Is it mixed juice?
I'm sure it's not!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
That's nice.
Were you nervous?
I was really nervous!
Really?
Yes.
It was easy for you to say anything.
Every time you said something weird, you were laughing.
I was really happy.
I'm really happy.
No, no, no.
Which of you said it?
The two of us said it.
We talked about it and called each other every day.
Every day?
Yes!
On the phone?
We called each other!
It was weird in the past, but...
We talked on the phone!
I see.
You've been practicing a lot.
Now, your scores have decreased.
Now, let's do it!
Let's do it together!
Minagawa-kun, 91 points. Kaneko-sensei, 94 points. Honda-sensei, 91 points.
So, the total score is...
276 points!
Thank you very much!
That's a pretty good score.
Now, Honda-sensei, what did you think of it?
So, Minami-san, you're pretty good at this!
Thank you very much!
I think you'll understand what I'm saying after you've heard me say it, but it's difficult.
That's right.
Anyway, I say it before I hear you say it, and weird things can happen, but it's hard for me to hear you say it, wait for you to say it, and wait for you to say it.
I see.
It's difficult to do it properly in conversation.
That's right. If you do it right, you'll be good at it, so you'll wait for me to say it.
I see.
You two did well.
Thank you very much!
Minagawa-kun!
Looking at Rock Me, even if we were to do Miracle- san's story, I think it's because each of you had your own humanity that you were able to do it the best.
I see.
The way you talked and everything.
I'm sorry to say this about Utsumi-san, but you didn't get too close and it looked like you were talking normally, and it looked like you were talking normally, so I think it was good.
I see.
Thank you very much!
That's a total score of 276 points!
Thank you very much!
We have finished all the stories.
Let's move on to the result announcement.
Minagawa and Honda sensei, please come up to the stage.
It was quite high level.
It was amazing.
It was amazing and I was surprised.
And you all did all the stories correctly.
You did it all until the end.
Yes.
It's not your main job, but you all did it with such high quality.
It's amazing.
It was amazing.
Yes.
Here is the result.
Here is the score.
Yes.
It was amazing.
You did it very well.
You can't do it unless you practice a lot.
Yes.
Here is the result announcement.
I will announce it with 6th and 5th place.
First, 6th place is...
Kyunmart!
Thank you very much!
And 5th place is...
Wink!
You can't wink?
You can only wink when you call me.
How was it?
I am satisfied with the result.
You are satisfied with the result.
I am satisfied with the result.
Yes.
Are you?
Yes.
I am very happy.
I want to do it again.
If you do it again, you can do it better.
I want to do it again.
If you have a chance like this, please try it.
Thank you very much!
Next, 4th and 3rd place.
Yes.
4th place is...
Super cute!
And 3rd place is...
Leonparge!
Thank you very much!
How did you like it?
It was good.
The judges said Hajiri-san was good.
That's right.
This happened because of Sontag.
That's right, that's right.
It was said on Twitter as well.
He can get 100 points before watching the show.
I wanted 100 points.
No, no, it was fun.
Now, we have won two men's badges.
How was it?
Ah, Leopardo-san.
Yes?
It's a little frustrating, but...
I didn't get any points in the end...
Maybe it's because I made you a navy zamuro.
Why?!
Doesn't it matter?
You're like a gangster.
Now, both teams have won two men's badges.
Congratulations!
Suu-chan, you can talk like that.
I'm usually lazy and I like talking with Hara- karen-chan.
Ah, I see!
She was the only one who experienced it.
Karen-chan was talking quietly and it was fun.
That's right.
Karen-chan looked like she was nervous and about to cry.
No, it was fun.
That's what's fun about it.
Now, let's move on.
The second place is...
Frontier!
Wow! You're in second place with only one badge!
Too bad you missed your first place.
How was it?
It's frustrating.
But it's more frustrating than losing in a park.
Huh? You mean this way?
Yes.
Is that so?
I was in second place, so it's frustrating for me.
But I'm going to do my best to win back.
Yes.
There's also a lower rank.
Yes, I think that's what influenced me.
Even though you were in second place at the start, you got four badges!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Please go back to your seats.
Now we know who's in first place.
The first place goes to...
Mixed Juice!
Wow!
How did you feel at the end?
It was my first time doing a manzai, so I was really nervous.
But he smiled at me a lot.
He smiled at you a lot.
It was a lot of fun.
Wow!
If you have a chance, please do it again.
I had a lot of fun!
You got five badges!
To be honest, it was a close match!
The lowest score was 267 points.
That's right, Frontier and Mixus are one point apart.
It was a pretty close match.
How did you like it, Honda sensei?
I've said it many times, but it was hard just to get up here and do it.
That's for sure.
The first question I had was, "Who made the joke?"
I was wondering if it was you, but when I heard you were making it up, I thought it was amazing.
I can't do it.
I can't think, remember, and do it.
No matter how much of an idol you are on stage, you're completely different.
As you can see, you did it in a completely different world.
It's only 590 points.
That's amazing!
Honda sensei, I'm so proud of you.
To be honest, I thought it would be a little more messy.
It was a real shock.
Even the judges were a little pissed off.
I thought it was this serious.
You tested it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, that's about it.
Please go back to your seats.
Thank you, Honda sensei, for today.
It's amazing.
It's nice to see that they look frustrated when it's over.
It's true. Everyone is doing their best.
So, if you add up the number of badges you got today...
This is the result!
I'll help you.
Please help me.
I'm sorry.
I see.
Leopardge got 7 badges.
Mixed Juice got 11 badges.
Wink got 16 badges.
Cumart got 12 badges.
And Chouzetsu Kawaii got 6 badges.
Frontier got 9 badges.
So far, Wink is in first place.
We don't know what will happen in the next battle.
And...
Leopardge got 8 badges.
One badge is not enough.
It's like "Banjo-saraya-shiki".
One badge is not enough.
It's unpleasant.
Leopardge is...
It's unpleasant.
The magnet is really weak.
The magnet is weak.
It's 8. 8. 8.
Maybe Haru-chan doesn't have enough thoughts.
The leader's thoughts.
So, today...
Not only this, but we also got fan votes.
This is amazing, too.
Let's have this person announce it.
Go ahead!
Now, Kaneko, please be in charge of it!
Yes!
Uh... fan vote...
I will announce the results of the first fan vote.
Yes! Uh... thank you everyone for your attention!
Well then, uh...
Let's start with the sixth place!
The sixth place is...
with 1,937 votes...
Leopardge!
Yes!
Uh... and then, fifth place!
You will receive this badge.
Uh... fifth place is...
with 2,092 votes...
Super Cute!
Uh... you will get this badge.
And then, uh... fourth place is...
with 2,890 votes...
Frontier!
You will receive this badge.
Uh... as for Frontier, there are seven people,
so one person is not enough.
As for voting, there is a draw.
Uh... uh...
The total number of votes won is 2,529 plus...
uh... additional votes of 361, which is a total of 2,890 votes.
Now!
Now, let's move on to the third place!
The third place is...
with 2,917 votes...
Mixed Juice!
You will receive the Sannan... Sannan badge.
Now, then, second place is...
with 3,345 votes...
Wink!
You will receive the Yonnan badge.
And then, the first place is...
with 3,583 votes...
Humored!
Congratulations!
The total number of votes was 16,403 votes!
Wow!
Thank you!
We received a lot of votes.
However, we still have the rights, but there were many people who had not voted yet,
so we would like you to register for various services of nab that have voting rights during the event and vote.
By the way, members of nab mobile, members of nab mail, members of nab app version of nab mail,
members of nab 40 and live on demand, members of nab channel of new yna,
there is one vote per person, so thank you!
So, everything about members of nab mobile is very fulfilling.
It is content that we are confident in, so we would like you to register for this opportunity and vote!
nab battle will continue, so please continue to support us!
Thank you!
Thank you, Tanaka-san!
Now it's time to say goodbye!
Yes!
It was in no time!
I was a little moved today!
A little!
Really a little!
It was amazing, everyone!
I've been thinking about it since we were going on location together, but nmb is really good at everything!
That's right, it's all-out effort!
Yes!
It's amazing!
Now, nab battle has a lot of live broadcast events like this.
Yes!
One week later, February 14th, nab battle "den"!
"den"!
It's "den" because of style, isn't it?
Yes, yes!
This will be live broadcast, so please take a look!
Thank you in advance!
That's it for today's nambattle "don't fight, nmb" live broadcast event!
Thank you very much!