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Tonight, we have a special class for the comedians.
Miki Kosei's doll play.
This is bad.
I fought the general.
And the general of Sengoku.
I'm sorry.
Next teacher, Miki Kosei.
Miki Kosei has come to play, but I think he wants to go to the poop class.
That's not true.
Kosei?
It's a break time at the venue.
No.
Wait a minute.
It's not poop.
I got it.
Kosei.
I don't do poop class.
I got it, Kosei.
That's not true.
I got it.
It's long.
Kosei's special class is here.
I learned everything I needed in life from playing with dolls.There may be a lot of people who play with dolls, especially girls, I'm still playing with dolls.
I love you from the bottom of my heart Takase-sensei, who used to play with dolls because she had no friends.
So cute, even at this time
But after all, it's a little bit cute, but Takase has already come out
From that time onwards, I really didn't have any friends anymore, and I was often left out of my group.
Sometimes you can let me in if you play house with your friends
You can join me, but I can only play the role of a baby
It seems that college days were even more hell
why is this?
Despite this feeling, I only have about three friends at university.
But I didn't want to be popular with girls anymore
Blue! Blue! Blue! Blue!
Hey! What's she doing right now, ugh!!
The worst console I've ever played with
It's crazy!
Why'd you let someone take it?
I didn't!!
Next is your turn
I didn't take anybody's
next is mine!
I'm so angry!
I can't do this!
Your brother looks so happy!
He looks so happy!
He's so happy!
He can't sleep at the public bath today!
I'm so happy!
You saved the high school student who doesn't have friends!
That's right!
That's how I saved my life.
Today, I brought a friend with me.
This is the first time I'm showing this to the public.
I've only seen him a few times.
I brought a friend with me.
That's right!
It's small!
It's here!
What is it?
Can you introduce it to us?
It's my friend!
It's your first appearance on TV!
Introduce it properly!
It's Sakurai-kun!
Sakurai-kun?
This is Fujiyama-kun.
Fujiyama-kun?
Fujiyama-kun's face is red!
Fujiyama-kun is about 15 years old.
Fujiyama-kun!
Stop it!
Fujiyama-kun is wearing clothes!
This is my friend.
How did you play?
I like soccer.
I mainly play soccer.
Please look at the kick motion.
This is amazing.
Sakurai is left-handed.
Please look at it.
This is amazing.
Please look at the kick motion.
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Seriously?
I was just playing it.
This is what you do in a big place!
That was really bad.
Overhead! Overhead!
The overhead of Jujuyama is beautiful.
I want to see it.
Do you want to see the centering?
From the centering!
Yes, the centering.
Overhead!
With that look, this is bad.
No, it's okay.
I can do it like this.
Sakurai's foot angle looks like it's really kicking.
That's right. He's good at it.
He's good at it.
He can also be a goalkeeper.
What did you learn from that?
Thank you for asking.
What are you teaching me? What did you get from playing with mermaids?
What I got from playing mermaids.
Ability to endure loneliness, imagination, eternal friends.
What are you hesitant about?
please listen. Ability to endure loneliness.
A little bit of loneliness, everyone. I was also told
I was mostly withdrawn during my school days.
From Asei-kun and your mother, what are you doing at home alone?
What are you doing? Alone. I wasn't alone.
Three people did it, me.
actually.
Successful people are lonely. very well.
I want you to say it all.
It's okay. I can't say all of them.
I can't say all of them.
That's right.
The key to success is this loneliness.
The doll is the key to that.
This is important.
You've already succeeded, right?
It's all thanks to this.
It's all thanks to this and the black cat.
Stop it! Don't accept your success!
It's embarrassing.
It's completely sold.
It's completely sold!
It's wonderful.
It's not wonderful.
The second is imagination.
Imagination.
I've been playing soccer with this doll.
I imagine the story and the development by myself.
I think the imagination will be used in the life of Miki and Manzai.
Yes, it will be used in the life of Miki and Manzai.
This is Mr.Fujiyama and Mr.Sakurai.
Mr.Hamaie is holding his breath now.
He is holding his breath now.
He is holding his breath and doing like this.
He swallowed his breath.
What are you doing here?
Something is moving.
Something is crying.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill you!
Fujiyama!
You're noisy.
I'm going to kill you!
My Fujiyama!
I'm going to kill you!
You're noisy.
You can finish your class here.
You're full of energy.
I'm going to kill you!
It's over.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
There's something I want to do.
Let's move on to the next course.
Hisae album cover picture by Iwame sensei.
What?
It's not a success.
He's trying to go home.
Just a little more.
I'll finish it in 10 minutes.
I'll go home.
You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
It's okay.
Here comes the general!
Sengoku!
What are you talking about?
The general who doesn't teach all the textbooks.
Thank you.
Today is a fun party.
I'm going to teach Sengoku.
There are 48 members of Namba Utahime.
Please look forward to it.
What is it? What is it?
Namba Utahime has 48 members, right?
NMB is 48, right?
Is that so?
I think you've learned a lot of historical figures, but there are a lot of other officers, so I'm going to teach you more and more.
Do you know anything about monster horsepower?
Monster horsepower?
Monster engine?
Monster horsepower?
That's the point.
Monster horsepower?
Do you know?
Monster engine?
Is there anyone?
Monster horsepower?
It's hard to say, isn't it?
Nobu, right?
Nobu?
It's a monkey, right?
There are a lot of things like Kyozo Shingen, Kenshin Akechi Mitsui, and so on, but today I would like to introduce you to some of these Sengoku officers.
First of all...
Oh, this guy...
It's a warrior in the monogamous era of Momoyama, right?
Honnoji, who Sakuchi Mitsui, is different from.
And this is a famous saying that exemplifies the personality...
What? What? What?
Do you know the meaning of Utayume 48 days?
Let's go, Momone
let me cry
You got it wrong
Akari, do you know the meaning?
kill me
But...
Actually, it's not
Actually, I didn't say this
If you don't cry
I don't know
Actually, I didn't say this
Well, it's a big cut
Do you know, Nagisa?
If you don't cry, look up at the blue sky and say this
It's a good song
Do you know Shihi?
Well...
It's like a string-cutting style
It's a good song
Do you know Shihi?
If it's Nakano...
After I gave her the food...
Um...
I'd like to sing a little
It's Nana
It's seven between five
This is what the officer actually asked
If you don't cry, that's the kind of hototogisu I said.I'm not trying to make you cry, make me cry.If you take a step back and think about it, you'll understand. It's Oda Nobunaga, isn't it?
I don't know if it's true or not.
Right? It's a lie.
Is this a joke, Ayame-san?
It's a joke.
I'm standing next to you.
I brought a firecracker today.
This is the firecracker that Nobunaga actually used.
The firecrackers must have been really hard to use.
Yeah, the firecrackers.
This is actually...
What?
This is bad.
The total cost of this firecracker is ¥480,000,000.
That's impossible.
Is there anyone who wants to try using the firecrackers?
I want to try.
You want to try?
Here, here.
That's good.
Airi, try it.
What kind of thing is this?
Amazing! It's soft!
It's soft!
Can you see it?
There's a pigeon in the distance.
Right?
You have to aim at the pigeon.
The person who can shoot the pigeon down wins.
Okay?
Yes.
Then, Airi will go first.
First, Airi will try the firecrackers.
The lightning-fast matchlock gun, let's go to Izaiza.I didn't get hit at the beginning of the matchlock gun.I wasn't even surprised.
Oh, wow.
Wow, that was great.
She got it.
A round of applause for Yuka.
Great.
Wow.
She got it.
Can I do it for a moment?
She got it.
I heard that it will be broadcasted on TV today.
Is this something that can be played?
No, I just happened to have a fire extinguisher, so I thought I'd do it for you.
It would have been better if you had a high school student do it.
That would have been good.
Next Sengoku busho is this person.
Oku no Hosomichi is famous, but especially the famous haiku old pond and the sound of the plump water.
The sound of water in which frogs jump
The sound of water is correct
It's Kawazu, right? You said Kawazu, didn't you? When I went there, there is 575 that I read when I glanced at Kyoto.
Well then Keihan jan, catching jan, Keihan yan, Keihan yan If you ride Keihan, it's okay
It's 575.
If it's Keihan, it's OK.
It's 8-5.
Long time no see.
That's good.
Nana-san.
Tire Maruzen, Tire Maruzen.
That's Tire Maruzen.
Let's keep 575 for now.
Should I ask someone who's good at it?
No!
Look at Kyoto!
When I looked around Kyoto,
Aden-na!
Bonchino Kanji Aden-na!
It's not a mistake at all.
That's how you do it.
The height of the building is low, so it's Kanji, right?
Wait, wait, wait.
The correct answer is a little more explosive.
It's Aden-na.
And today, it's a brush used by General Matsuoba.
What?
That's scary.
It's scary.
It's a pencil. It's a pencil.
It's not just a brush.
Even so, General Matsuoba was a man with many enemies.
When I was drawing a space here and there, someone might come from behind.
In such a case, I would have to take it back with my left hand.
Let's have someone do this.
I can still see the pistol from before.
What does it mean to have someone do this?
So, write it down here.
And from behind, Gusho-sama will come slowly.
When you do it quickly, the guy who attacks from behind will say,
No, sorry!
If you say that, you win.
If you say, What the hell!
If you say that, you lose.
Let's go to Miruru.
Why?
No, I really don't want to.
When it comes to this flow, I don't just say, I've already done it.
I've already done it.
Miiruru uses the brush of the Matsuoba Shō to defeat the enemy.
Somehow...
Isn't there a good woman?
Somehow, somehow, somehow...
Let's see...
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
What was that?
Seriously...
Please do it on your own live.
That was scary.
Seriously, that was a little too much.
OK, so that's all the time we have.
It is not the last one.
Is it the back of the table?
It is not the last one.
Is it?
Am I?
What did you say?
Well, there was something.
I will do it.
I did it with my hands.
Listen to me! Listen to me, DJ KENJI!
I'll tell you the truth. I overreacted as a military officer, so this is a cut.
It's a real cut.
I overreacted as a military officer, so this is a cut.
What the hell are you doing?
You can't make such a strange thing last long.
It's not over because there's no time.
It's over.
Hey, hey, hey, what's this?
There's no more.
There's no more, sorry.
There's no more.
In today's show, we'll be announcing the candidates for Baka-ko, who was good at the game, and who wasn't at all.
It's either a punishment game or a reward.
Let me announce the candidates for Baka-ko.
Joe!
He was chosen by the god of Kuroneko-kyo.
I appreciate that.
Oh, it's the god.
We are the god of Kuroneko-kyo.
The three candidates for Baka-ko were chosen by the teachers this time.
First of all, who is the first candidate for Nishidai-san?
Nagisa!
Nagisa was chosen by Yuta Rakanko.
That's the reason why I was living in the back of the room.
Now, Kishimori-san.
Momorun.
The person who has too many dreams.
That's not true.
Now, Kosei.
Lena Pion.
Lena Pion?
I don't know why, but it's a call and response.
I really want you to stop that.
Udon no kudari.
Sad Lena Pion.
That's it.
What will the three of them do in the remaining homeroom?
What's in the box?
If you know the answer, please answer with your ears to me.
The person who remains until the end will be the idiot.
The contents of the box are here.
Don't look back.
Let's go.
Put your hands in.
Start.
The winner will win.
Don't look inside.
Please, please, please
Those who are not good at it, please listen to me
Please listen to me
What is that?
Who got it?
If you got it, it's Minuichi
Ehh, it's gross, everyone
Do you want to put a crocodile in it?
Ah, Momo, yes
Poop
Who is it?
Do you think you can put it in?
Do you think you can put poop in front of this many people?
I can't
I can't do it
Correct
Now, which one?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts
It's fast
I got it, I got it
If you got it right, it's...
Frog
Correct
It was this one
There is a punishment game for Momo who was chosen by Shibata
Would you like to go with us to see the famous Keren stage at the Coolida Bumper Course, which was opened in Osaka Castle Park, with NMB Tamarabu-kun?
After the performance, there will be a fun chat event. Please come and get a chance to get a present.
A punishment game for Momo who was chosen by Shibata
I was hiding in this grassy village, and when Uesugi Kenshin came, I screamed.
It's my father's revenge!
I understand.
Let's continue.
Makkuri Hanzo's revenge match.
I will avenge my father!
You're still too naive, you little idiot!
In the end, he was able to do everything on his own.
What are you talking about?
Next time, we will thoroughly explain the public that everyone is concerned about.
The smell that makes women feel uncomfortable.
What is the public that women hate that appears in their thirties?
I thought it was going to be a voice.
Talking public I don't want to talk.
I don't know what you're talking about. It's a video of you saying it.