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Docking 48
This is the second edition of Docking 48
The world is full of information that you want to know, see, and see
From the life of a celebrity
to the forbidden situation of a fan
and the extreme forced esthetic
more and more videos are being made
Furthermore, the new song, Pure Under 19
will be shown for the first time in the studio
The coldness of the night and the coldness of the morning
Docking for you in the cold winter
Now, Eri-chan has come
Please do the opening
Can I?
I'm an idol magician. I went to a different way to say that I was a fortune teller once.
It's a fortune-telling. I didn't have a self- defeating break.
My job is a magician. I brought my favorite photo today.
The butterfly is on the flower. It's suspicious.
I'm coming to bring my favorite photo. This is a photo I took and put in here.
This is a photo. I'll close the lid with this photo.
Leader Sayane, say Sayane Miracle Pon.
Are you okay? Sayane Miracle Pon.
Open this.
It's amazing.
It flew out, didn't it?
This is the one that used to be sold at a candy store.
It flew a little.
What happened to Kinoshita?
Who are you?
Mayuri-chan's turn has been decided.
From today,
Kinoshita has entered.
Kinoshita-chan?
Kinoshita, what's your name?
Kinoshita Momoka.
Momoka?
You know, I don't like Burikko.
Don't come in.
I don't like Burikko.
Do you like Kinoshita?
I don't like to be controlled by adults.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes, please introduce yourself, Kinoshita.
Yes.
Apple or orange, it's Momo after all.
I like my tongue more than my upper lip.
I'm 14 years old from Hyogo prefecture.
I'm Kinoshita Momoka.
Nice to meet you.
She's quite an idol.
Only Kinoshita.
Hello, I'm Kinoshita.
And then?
Don't be controlled by adults.
She's controlled by adults.
That's right.
She's controlled by adults.
I want to be free.
You're kidding.
Well, Kinoshita is here to be Kinoshita.
You're kidding.
So, we'll start with this member.
Here are a lot of things we're going to introduce tonight.
What's the reason Kobayashi-san got dumped?
The reason Kobayashi-san got dumped?
Scarf?
Scarf is investigating.
I wonder who asked that question.
Next question.
Who do you think has the funniest face in NMB48?
Who was it?
Who sleeps with his eyes open?
Keiichi?
Keiichi, what?
He sleeps with his eyes open.
With his eyes open?
What kind of face is that?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
It's cute.
I don't like it. The purest of us is Keiichi.
Keiichi is an idol.
Haru recently looks like Yuuki from Real Kids.
Who are you?
You look like Yuuki from Real Kids.
Who are you?
Let's spin the roulette and see where it stops.
Let's start the roulette.
It's decided by the stop call of Minuki.
Stop.
It's not fixed.
Which one is it?
Scary, scary, scary.
What is this roulette?
Stop saying it.
It's not fixed?
I have to say that Santa is here.
Well, I want Tamken to see this.
Oh, I want to see it.
That's what it is.
Everyone, how do you feel about living as a first- class celebrity?
There is always a river like this near the house where a first-class celebrity lives.
In this beautiful river...
Who wants to see your relaxed walking?
A first-class celebrity is not just a person who has a lot of money.
With elegance and elegance, you can become a first- class celebrity recognized by your family.
Do you know the life of a first-class celebrity who only knows how to spend money?
Nice to meet you, I'm Kawai.
Nice to meet you, I'm Tabe.
This time, Mr. Tabe Hideki, who lives in Kobe, will tell us about the life of a first-class celebrity.
He is the president of Liaison Driving School, a car repair shop on Rokko Island.
He is a first-class celebrity without any complaints.
Let's go to his house.
What is it?
Is it automatic?
It's automatic.
This is amazing.
The white and elegant building is a sign of a celebrity.
Like Kenji Narikin, not all rich people like gold.
This is white.
The car has arrived.
This is Alfa Romeo.
I bought this for my wife's shopping.
This is a second-class car.
This is a third-class car.
This car is safe because there are children.
This is a car that runs fast.
Ferrari.
This is amazing.
Ferrari is red.
This is cool.
Mr. Tamura is riding a Mercedes.
This is a Marudashi.
This is a Marudashi with money.
Mr. Tabe, who likes old cars, owns three imported cars.
However, by changing the flashy color, he does not feel strange or disgusting.
This is the way a celebrity chooses a car.
It's a car.
You are not in the video because you are out.
This is a very good car.
You will die.
This is a Ferrari.
You are not in the video because you are out.
This is a racing car.
He is a racing car.
The secret fun of first-class celebrities is to take it easy.
Please come in.
This is my wife.
She is beautiful.
How old is your wife?
She is 31 years old.
She is 50 years old.
She is 19 years old.
She lives a completely different life.
She is very happy.
I take her to Yamada and Hiroaki.
He married Yoshika 4 years ago.
He is a top celebrity.
She is a beautiful woman.
She has a gold ring.
What is this?
This is electric.
How much is this?
This is very expensive.
This is a 200 million yen mansion.
This is a 180 square meter building.
This is a 2LDK flat.
This is a 1st-class celebrity.
This is a surprising facility.
Yamauchi-kun, wait a minute.
What?
Pool?
I thought it would be cool to have a pool as an image.
For a 1st-class celebrity, the pool is not just for swimming.
It just gives you comfort by being next to your daily life.
It's just one of those items.
You can go like this.
It's wonderful.
What?
What is he doing?
He's relaxing.
He can't drink alcohol.
How do you feel now?
I don't feel like working.
I don't want to live like this.
I think it's better to wear a bathrobe.
Look up at this view.
Look down at this view.
Furthermore, this is a must-have item in the life of a first-class celebrity.
What is this place?
It's a jacuzzi.
It's the same height as the house.
It's a jacuzzi.
What is this place?
This is a space made to look at the sky.
What a luxury!
This is the size of a small room.
This is a bus stop.
I don't know anything about this place.
What I want you to pay attention to now is how cold it was when I saw this place.
A first-class celebrity lives in an open space.
If you do that, you will naturally feel at ease.
Thank you very much.
It's not that I have a lot of money.
It's simple.
This is the only thing I've done.
Yamura-san, please use this as a reference.
Thank you very much.
It's good.
It's fashionable.
I don't feel bad about it.
That's right.
It's like a real commentator.
It's fashionable.
I don't feel bad about it.
It's a normal commentator.
You don't have to say interesting things.
You're not reading it as a commentator.
You're reading it as a comedian.
By the way, Tamuken saw it and said,
This person's house was amazing.
House?
House.
But Miyasako-san and others.
Well, it's real.
I have money.
I have it.
No, no, no.
I always put it in my wallet.
Is it okay to say this?
It's okay.
He uses a card.
I have a card all the time.
I used to have it all the time.
I have a card all the time.
If you look at it, it's cool.
Eri-chan, you're aware of getting married, aren't you?
I am.
Then you have to have some money.
I had a hard time when I was dating a freeter.
From now on, it's 30, 31.
Really?
I saw a lot of data.
A single person over 35 years old
If you don't exceed 10 million yen a year, you're likely to get married.
Do you know what percentage of the statistics are?
If you don't have 10 million yen a year?
If you're over 35 years old and you don't have 10 million yen a year,
It's possible.
But it's about 20% or 30%.
The correct answer is 0%.
You mean it's impossible?
If you're over 35 years old and you don't have 10 million yen a year, you'll never get married.
Even now, the staff is making fun of me.
It's a big deal.
The idea of a woman is a devil.
You're angry.
I was trembling when I saw that.
That's right.
There are many people who have been married before.
Men get married before that.
Shut up, woman.
Let's move on.
Next, Rie-chan.
Yes.
Can you see it?
Yes.
Take a picture.
Start.
Stop.
Come on.
What is it?
Do you know this?
No.
No, no, no.
It looks like Tamuken.
What is this?
I saw it.
Do you know what the gold plate is?
Rie-chan.
I saw it.
This is the real Tamuken.
I think this is a crime.
I went into my room without permission.
That's right.
It's okay.
Tamura is reading a book.
Can I take a picture?
What are you reading?
Are you serious?
This is the best service.
You are amazing.
I'm a bad customer.
I broke the bag.
You can't do that.
This is a program.
This is a franchise project.
What are you doing?
You are stupid.
I'm going to eat curry in 2012.
Is this a franchise project?
You are amazing.
I'm worried about tomorrow, not today.
I have to prepare to become a real person.
I'm ready to get a divorce.
What are you doing?
Do you want to see your wallet?
This is the real Tamura.
This is not just a wallet.
What is this?
What do you think this is?
I have a card.
Let's see the color.
This is amazing.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 270,000 yen.
Amazing.
What is it?
Eri-chan.
Please erase it with a marker.
You just need to remove it.
This is amazing.
Please look at this and laugh at my face.
You can't say that out loud.
You are being teased by everyone.
270,000 yen.
This is really going to be a lost item.
Wait a minute. You guys definitely have it, right?
No, we don't have it.
You don't have it?
No, we don't have it.
Really?
Please bring it to us.
We don't have it.
Please bring it to us.
We don't have it.
Please bring it to us.
This is amazing.
When he suddenly saw Jinnai's wallet,
what was inside?
This is Jinnai's gold card.
What is this?
Hey, hey, hey.
I didn't mean that.
Ah!
Nishiro Heart. Nishiro Heart.
What's the matter?
210,000 yen.
210,600 yen.
What?
When I say this, I don't mean that I got the receipt.
I just keep it in my pocket.
I usually keep it in my pocket.
It's a rich man's wallet.
It's a boy's wallet.
Hermes. Hermes.
Hermes is a rich man's wallet.
But it's Pampaya!
It's Pampaya!
It has a lot of service cards.
I don't have it at all, Koba.
Koba uses cards, but I just happen to have it.
Look at this!
Look at where I live!
GMB Lawson Ponta Pizza Card
I'm making it!
Parima Tea Card, etc.
My life is completely different from yours!
You're saving points, aren't you?
I'm saving T points and Ponta points.
It's completely different from yours!
Ma'am! Look at this!
That's mean.
I have a T point card, too.
Liar!
Even if you have a T point, you don't make a GMB Lawson Ponta Pizza Card.
First of all, I don't know how to make it.
Let's move on.
Next is Kinoshita.
Let's say stop.
Next is Kinoshita.
I don't know his face.
Don't be so serious.
Stop.
It was funny.
It was like a weekly magazine.
I want to see this.
It's a good one.
Do you know that your skull is distorted?
Now, a very popular esthete that can make a small face quickly among young people is
Beauty Salon Bisen in Sakurabashi, Osaka
A very popular esthete that can be received in a clean shop
Beauty Salon Bisen
That is the small face of the skull The small face of the skull is an esthete that can be done in everyday life and in the hallway by stretching the muscles of the scalp to get closer to the original position
The staff will experience the esthete
How does it change? The esthete is done by Souma Yui, the owner of this shop
Ouch!
No, no, scary.
Ouch.
It's like a forest in a city.
It's been 15 minutes since it started.
The left half is over.
Let's compare.
The line of the face is clear, and the height of the ears is about 2 cm.
The corner of the eye is also raised, and the slowness is gone.
You can see that.
After 15 minutes, the right half of the face is finished and all the surgery is finished.
What is the effect?
You can see that the whole face, especially the jawline, is completely different from before and after.
The jaw is rounded.
It's sharp.
Everyone, please experience the super-fast skull correction.
Today, we have a special guest, Soma-san from Bisen, who has experienced the super-fast skull correction.
Please welcome her.
Thank you for having me.
You can change your hands that much, right?
Yes.
You can change your hands that much, right?
I can change my hands only once.
That's right. I can change my hands only once.
Then, this time, let's ask the NAB members to do it for us.
Although everyone's faces are small.
That's right.
First of all, do you want to do it, Shoru?
I want to do it.
Oh, that's good.
Then, let's go with Haru.
No!
Haru, why don't you do it?
Haru doesn't want to do it.
She said, I have a big face.
Haru doesn't want to do it.
Why don't you do it?
Do you want to do it, Haru?
Yes, Haru. Go.
Haru, when you do it once, you have to pay 12,000 yen.
Haru, you have to pay 12,000 yen.
Then I'll pay 12,000 yen, so I don't want to do it here.
Why are you crying?
I can't let Haru do that.
She's crying. She's crying.
I want to see her face.
It's complicated.
I'm not good at it after Ritopon.
You're not good at it.
Haru cries a lot, so I'll change it.
First of all, Ainyan will experience it.
I'm sure it feels good.
How long does it last?
Two days later, it lasts the longest.
It depends on the person, but it lasts from 10 days to 2 weeks.
So if you do it regularly, it will be the same face?
Yes, it depends on the person.
So you should go once a month, right?
That's right.
It's hard to go once a month with Tsumoma.
What are you talking about?
I want to do it every day.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Camera-san, please take a picture of Aina's hand.
This is not good.
Camera-san, what are you doing?
It's like holding the sheets tightly.
Yes, that's good.
But you don't feel that tight, do you?
No, I don't feel that tight.
Can I hide it?
Don't touch it.
It doesn't feel tight at all.
How is it, Aina?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I feel like I'm a guardian.
How much does it hurt?
It feels like my hair is pulled.
It's okay, it's okay.
But Aina is already crying.
The right side is here and here, so it's about 2 and a half centimeters.
Really?
Her eyes are open.
She's a pretty girl.
Her eyes are open.
Really?
Amazing.
Aina, you're great.
Thank you very much.
It's really refreshing.
If you don't do the opposite, she'll be like this.
Aina, you're great.
Finally, Haru will experience it.
Are you okay?
Show me your face.
Haru, show me your face.
Show me your face.
Haru, show me your face.
Haru, you're cute.
Show me your face.
Haru, you look like a natural tiger.
Good, good.
Good.
You look like a morning glory.
Haru, you'll change.
You'll change.
You'll be beautiful.
You'll be ugly, so don't be cute.
What should I do?
Leave it to me.
You'll be a morning glory.
You can raise your power a little more.
Haru will be the easiest to understand.
Yuuki, you look like her.
You look like her.
You look like Yuuki from Real Kids.
Yuuki, you have a cute face.
Nana is doing a very simple job for Haru.
Nana, do your best.
I'll do my best.
Why are you crying?
I think Haru will change around her cheeks.
Why?
It's going up a lot.
No, no, no.
Haru, you're amazing.
It's going up.
It's going up a lot.
It's amazing.
It's going to end on one side.
Unfortunately.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to do it.
I'm not interested in your cute face.
Please do it.
There's a person over there.
Can you do it?
I'm the manager of Umeda.
Please come to the manager's corner.
Can I do it with two people?
I'm not interested in your cute face.
I just want you to touch me.
I'm not interested in your cute face.
What should I do if my face gets smaller and my butt gets bigger?
That's the worst.
I'm not interested in your cute face.
That's funny.
I'm not interested in your cute face.
That's not it.
That's not the system you're talking about.
I don't know what it is.
That's not it.
That's not the system you're talking about.
Please do it.
I want you to hold my hand.
Why?
I'm going to do it.
Don't touch my hand.
I want you to hold my hand.
You can do it, right?
You did a good job.
Manager.
Manager, my hand is small.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
Fu-chan is watching.
I want you to do it, Yuta.
Soma-san is doing this to me.
Fu-chan is watching.
Everyone is watching Fu-chan.
I want you to do it, Yuta.
Fu-chan is watching.
Why is this guy so popular in the previous generation?
I don't know.
Soma-san is a little erotic.
Soma-san.
Are you touching your boobs?
It's over.
This is work.
Do you understand?
I'm wearing it without looking.
She's laughing.
I'm going home.
I'm sorry, Soma-san.
Are you satisfied?
If you leave me like this, what should I do?
That's not what I meant.
Today, we're at the Washuzan Highland.
We're NMB48.
Rippopo-san, are you there?
Rippopo is there.
NMB48 is here!
I can't do this anymore!
What's wrong?
Why are we doing the second round?
If all 5 of them can do this bungee jump within 48 minutes, the challenge will be successful!
If you fail, you'll be punished!
Let's see the results of the second round!
Last time it was 25m high, but this time it's 30m
I really don't need anything from this guy
It's annoying
Then, Pop Butter
Heichi
What?
I can do it
It's not that high
It might be higher than I thought
It's high
Before we start, let's learn how to jump
Oh my, Ripopo is already crying
Are you okay?
No?
This time as well, we'll be able to expect the reaction of the NMB 14th scaredy cat, Ripopo
Now, let's start with Keiichi
Thinking about the others, I want her to jump in a short amount of time
I'm scared
I know
It's coming
I can see the bottom
I'm scared
It's over
I'm feeling sick
I'm going to die
The top of the mountain is beautiful
It looks so high from the top of the mountain
I don't like it either
I'm scared
Everyone is doing their best
I don't know how to play
They are playing
Are you OK?
Shut up!
What's wrong?
Shut up!
I can't do it.
Do your best, Kenichi.
I can't do it.
You are crying.
I can't do it.
Please.
What's wrong, Kenichi?
Is the character born?
I'm scared.
It's really scary.
Shoes are really scary.
I'm scared.
Let's go.
10, 9, 8, 7
I don't know what to do.
Don't cry.
3, 2, 1
Go!
You did it.
Keiichi's time is 8 minutes and 24 seconds.
If everyone is at this pace, they can succeed.
The next challenger is Kanakichi.
I can't do it.
The scenery from the top of the mountain is very scary.
What should I do? What should I do?
I can't go up.
I can't go up with this.
Should I jump from there or should I jump from there?
You can't jump from there.
I can't jump from there.
Hurry up.
You have a scary sense.
I can't do it.
If I jump, I'll shake.
I'll jump.
help me now
I don't want it anymore
Seto Bridge is clearly visible, so
relax on
I'm sick of it
Impossible
impossible impossible impossible
After all it is impossible
This is great!
Hang in there, Kamako!
I can't do this
Hey, wait for me!
You should have been mentally prepared
I can't take it anymore
Hang in there! I'll make you eat lots of delicious food
Liar!
You're always like this!
I told you I can do it, but I can't do it at the end
18 minutes have passed since Kanakichi started
What should I do?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
She did it
She didn't fall
Please stop
Congratulations
Please stop
I can't do it!
Kanakichi's time is 18 minutes and 53 seconds.
The first two used more than half of the time.
Will they be able to recover their time?
Next is Mirurun who loves high places.
It's so beautiful!
What are you doing?
It's so beautiful!
She loves high places.
I'm looking forward to it.
Last time, Mirurun jumped in 1 minute and 50 seconds.
What will she do this time?
I'll jump backwards.
It'll be fun if I do it normally.
What is she thinking?
It's scary!
Idiot!
Let's start.
3, 2, 1,
Bungee!
It's amazing!
Bungee!
I did it!
Mirurun is amazing.
Mirurun jumped backwards and jumped in 1 minute and 17 seconds.
The remaining time is 19 minutes and 26 seconds.
She has a sense of responsibility.
The remaining time is Sayaka and Rikoko.
But these two have a big problem.
What should I do?
I don't want to do this.
I'm sorry. I'm not feeling well today.
I can't stop.
I can't stop watching TV.
Our third single, JUNJYO Under 19, will be released on February 8th.
Please listen to it.
Going home from school, I was invited by you
Let's come over to my house tonight
My family is all on a trip
Even if it's just the two of us, it's a good night's sleep
Ah, when that time comes
All the girls are still dreaming
Please let me protect my innocence until I die
I've decided that I won't waste my time anymore
I won't let the adults...
I'm sure you'll be able to do it someday
So, just a little more
Iron Pants
Until middle school
Let me protect my purity
I decided that I wouldn't waste my time
I'm sure you'll be able to do it someday
So, just a little more
Iron Pants
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The members of the studio will have questions from us on the way, so answer them properly!
See you again this week!
DUN-DUN!
The next scene is from 1964.
Would you like to come see the people of the 3-chome again?
Five years from then, the residents of the 3-chome will return to the screen once again in Always, 3-chome no Yuuhi No. 64.
The people of the 3-chome who are familiar with the scene will be played by Hidetaka Yoshioka, Shinichi Tsutsumi, Koyuki Koyuki, Makira Horikita, and the other cast members.
The movie Always, 3-chome no Yuuhi No. 64 will be released nationwide on January 21 in 3D and 2D.
It's a wonderful movie that makes everyone feel nostalgic.
Let's ask Eri Koizumi.
Please tell us about the wonderful memories of your childhood.
When I was in the first stage, when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, when I came out of the toilet, I had all my skirts in my pants.
That's a memory I'll never forget.
Next is this.
Be careful not to be jealous.
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki, Yamazaki Hironari, and Ogi Hiroaki.
The three people who didn't seem to be there transform into Brad Pitt and become jealous of everything.
For some reason, the broadcast is held in Kansai when the popular Kanto entertainer is jealous of a person.
This is why the legendary jealousy variety that caused a storm of jealousy on the net from the comedy fans.
Brad Pitt's DVD will be released at the same time as the 3rd volume.
I hope you enjoy the three of you's free-spirited location.
Now, Tamuken, try a super-funny joke that will make all the comedians jealous of your talent!
Let's show them!
Ai, ai, ai!
I'm sure everyone's jealous of your luck!
That's all for this week!
Let's push this for 2012!
You know, I heard you're participating in the R-1 Grand Prix!
Jinnai, I'm sure you can tell by watching this, but how good are you?
Stop it!
I'm going to be in the final!
I'm going to win!
You have to go to the final!
That's right!
How much are you cheering?
Do you know how much I cheered at the press conference?
I saw you cheering!
If I slip there, I'll be in trouble!
Are you okay with that?
Anyway, R-1!
I'm going to be in the R-1 Grand Prix this year!
There's a final in March!
Are you showing the final?
This year's R-1 Grand Prix is going to be fun!
Thank you!
Please look forward to it!
I don't know what everyone's going to look like!
Goodbye!
I think you're the cutest out of the three!
Kinoshita-chan!
Please look forward to it!
Here is a present from the program.
A compact size weighing just about 426g compared to DORITECH, which designs the living room.
We will present the weight scale body scale PICO- BMI, which displays the BMI and the base vehicle, to 7 people.
You can apply by calling the phone number you see here and accepting it according to the voice guidance, or you can also apply from the program's mobile site you see here.
Takajima Megumi's Challenge!
This week, we're going to challenge Guinness with bananas.
If you can eat three bananas in one minute, you'll be in the Guinness World Record.
Ready, start!
I have to turn it over.
15 seconds have passed.
Nakajima Anna is in the Guinness World Record. Please take a look at this.
Beautiful with false eyelashes Deja vu Fiber Wig Extra Long , which sells a total of 35 million units, is a false eyelash that coats each eyelash smoothly by changing the liquid into a film.
The more you apply it, the more the fibers are connected at the tip of the eyelashes, making them longer and longer.
The liquid is smooth, so it doesn't clump and gives a natural finish, and even though it doesn't make you look like a panda all day, you can easily wash it off with warm water.
The deja vu fiber wig extra long is now on sale at a large supermarket near you.
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A new service has been added to Tsutaya Viscous.
In Tsutaya Viscous, you can get DVDs, Blu-rays, and CDs that have been pre-ordered on the PC site to your home in the shortest time possible.
In addition to the traditional service, you can also choose TV broadcasts.
The number of works that can be rented is about 290,000 works.
In addition, new customers can try up to 4 works for free.
We are also conducting a free campaign for the first month.
Everyone, please take advantage of it.
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If I didn't eat lunch, I would have gone to Japan.