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This is the summer night of the GENIUS festival which has invited the GENIUS and the GENIUS who are not GENIUS.
The festival is full of laughter and laughter, and the main content is made public to the whole town.
Let's see the lives of the GENIUS!
I won't let you regret in many ways tonight.
Good night!
Tonight's show is brought to you by King 48 and Jinnai TV.
Here's your name.
No, no. Stop it.
Haru, you've gained weight again.
No, I haven't.
I've lost weight.
Haru, you're still in puberty.
Everyone's in puberty.
Haru, you've gained weight again.
Nara's puberty is over.
Nara, you're starting to irritate me.
It's puberty.
It's okay today. It's okay to relax today.
This broadcast is starting to get pretty serious.
Really?
And the guests are like that, too?
It's a big adventure today.
Today's guests aren't very nice.
It's not nice.
Last time, Manachan Ashida and Kenichi Matsuyama came.
I was thinking about the show from the bottom of my heart.
When I said hello, he told me to go home.
That's good.
Let's get started.
Today's Kansai TV is an adventure.
The entertainer.
He gathers the attention of the audience and stands on the stage alone.
It's a responsibility that can't be avoided.
This is the R1 Grand Prix, the highest stage where the most talented entertainers fight.
The DVD of the 2011 tournament, which had more than 3,000 participants, was released on August 24th.
From the behind-the-scenes stories of the eight finalists who parted their ways,
to the funny stories of the players who couldn't advance to the finals.
The strongest DVD that can't be seen without tears was born here.
This time, in commemoration of the release of the R1 Grand Prix 2011 DVD,
the four strongest entertainers will be shown on the show.
In addition to Kenkuba, Jinnai, and Takuken,
the Midnight Entertainer Festival will be held by a total of seven entertainers.
Let's get started.
The first entertainer is the winner of the 2011 R1 Grand Prix,
with a high degree of perfection in his career as a former singer.
The winner of the 2011 R1 Grand Prix is Ame Miya!
It's been a long time since I've heard this song.
I'm Amemiya.
When I see a lot of words in the city, I can't help but sing.
For example, I started this cold week.
I'm sure there was a story behind these words.
As if I could make it in time for the summer, I started from the beginning of spring.
I started over and over again until I was satisfied with the taste.
Today is the 20th of December.
Finally, at my ramen shop, I started Kiyoshichi.
It's the 20th of December.
In the meantime, my wife went crazy about the host.
I started Kiyoshichi.
It's a musical instrument that was made on my own.
I started Kiyoshichi.
Why do people hurt each other? I started Kiyoshichi.
This is the finalist.
As a result of the number of gags that ordinary people can't understand, he became a legend at one point.
Powerful Gag Machine, Shoshin Murakoshi.
Hello, I'm Naruse.
I'll do a gag.
What?
It's written again.
Kaki! It's a simple combination!
Six!
Four!
Seven!
You shouldn't throw it.
Why are you throwing it at Gaia?
Next!
Remember it.
What?
Remember it.
This is the one I like.
Number 23, is there anyone who can beat Bingo?
I can't enjoy it.
Next one.
Remember it.
I'm not going to get caught by Manpokei.
There's someone trying to jump down from the roof of the building.
What the hell are you doing?
You have to take care of your life, Lamei-san!
Lamei-san!
No!
I can't!
Stop it!
No!
Waaahhh!!!
Kacchan, I can't get it!
He's got a voice like that.
You guys are doing great.
With lovely looks and deep story,
they are making the audience to fall in love with them.
The winner of R1 Grand Prix is...
The smiley vegetable prince,
Tohii Poltan!
The one you look at when you get in the car.
The car in front of you is driving very slowly even though it's over the line.
When you're waiting for the next signal, you stand next to it and wonder what kind of car it is.
This is what it looks like.
I don't have anyone like that.
Grandma.
No, there's a grandma.
When you're being lured into the next traffic light,
you look at the other person carefully.
The way he acts when he sees her.
I'm not going to look at you.
I can't tell you, so just say it.
In Shingon-machi, the man next to me was singing in the car and we met eye to eye.
I can't tell you, so just say it.
The one that turns really hard at low speed.
Something like this.
Thank you very much.
He is a man who can make a big difference in the comedy world.
He is...
King of Arabic Comedians, Tarii Utzako Show!
Thank you very much!
I am Mr. Children's Sakurai.
Hello, hello.
No, no, no. I am...
Hello, hello. I am Mr. Children's Sakurai.
No, no, no. Hello, hello, hello.
Why are you here today?
Mr. Children's Sakurai is here today.
I am Mr. Children's Sakurai.
Mr. Children's Sakurai, are you ready?
Today, I am here to do a man-dan.
Mr. Children's Sakurai.
What is that?
No, no, no.
Today, I am happy that only Mr. Beppin is here.
Let's start from here.
Yes, Mr. Beppin, and here again, Mr. Beppin.
What are you going to do with Mr. Beppin?
No way! No way! No way!
What are you going to do with Mr. Beppin?
That was a surprise.
What was that?
That was a long one.
Thank you very much to the fans of Mr. Zillen.
Thank you very much.
First of all, Amemiya-kun, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
It was the most legitimate and interesting.
Amemiya-kun, this is the most regrettable job this year.
Amemiya-kun was good enough. I wanted to hear more.
Is that so?
It was interesting.
And...
You accepted it.
I accepted it.
I was surprised.
You accepted it.
I accepted it.
As usual, I'm not good at this.
Hey, Hon-chan.
Yes.
Hon-chan, Toku-kun.
But it was a bit...
It was a bit...
There were a lot of interesting ones.
I'm glad it was that one.
But it was interesting.
Thank you very much.
Indeed.
Hey, what do you want to do?
What?
It's been a long time.
Who was it?
It was Mr. Shiro and Sakurai.
What?
Are you kidding me?
It's you!
We're all in the same boat.
Right?
Like Harry and the Little Mermaid.
We're super in the same boat, right?
We're super in the same boat.
I'm the least popular one here.
I'm left behind.
But today, the four of us are going to talk.
We're going to talk!
We're going to have a talk show.
It's a talk show.
It's impossible.
Why is it impossible?
I can do it.
You can't do it.
Why is it impossible?
My knees are going to break.
Why is it impossible?
My knees are going to break.
How many times do I have to do the same thing?
You idiot!
Idiot!
This is his talk show.
It's a talk show.
It's okay.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
What are you writing?
It's your color.
Keeper.
Keeper?
Keeper.
I...
That's enough!
I'm a little worried, but let's get started with PINGENIN TALK!
First up is this!
Our R-1 Grand Prix!
Thank you!
Today, the R-1 Grand Prix 2011 DVD is going to be released.
Today, we're going to talk about the memories of the R-1 Grand Prix.
Here are the results.
Please look at the results.
Amemiya-kun, that was really fun!
Thank you very much.
I was surprised.
Thank you very much.
There are a lot of different patterns.
For example, we started with Ikeya Shuka.
And Takarakuji.
I got first place from this rink.
I got on the Tokyo Walker.
That was really fun.
That's enough.
The DVD is coming.
But it was really fun.
I won first place in 2011.
Thank you very much.
This is really...
It's a great honor.
And it's your first time on the show.
What's up with your talent?
You're pretty good.
But you made a story out of your casual words.
And Pon-chan.
How long have you been doing this?
It was quick.
How old were you?
I was 25.
Don't lie.
Stop it.
We're older than you.
You're older than me.
That's right.
You're 40 years old.
That's right.
You're 40 years old, but you look like a Harley- Davidson.
That's right.
It's just my gut feeling.
What do you think?
You know the result, right?
What do you think if you know the result?
Pon-chan, you're in 4th place in 2007.
That's right.
But you're doing great in 2007.
By the way, I went to the final in 2008.
It's been two years.
You're a veteran.
It's hard for you to go to the final.
You have to say it.
That's obvious.
As long as it's on TV.
Murakoshi-san.
We're in the same year.
R1 Grand Prix 2011.
Here's the result.
You're in the second round.
That's right.
You're just an amateur.
I'm getting tired of the jokes.
Stop it.
You choose the road.
It says no gag, no life.
It's like a joke.
But Murakoshi had a blank.
That's right.
Master.
2018.
That's a good one.
We're in the same year.
R1 Grand Prix 2011.
Master.
Here's the result.
You're in the first round.
You know it.
You're just an amateur.
What do you want to do?
First of all, please explain the joke.
Sakurai-san is not here yet.
What are you going to do?
What do you mean?
What if Mr. Jiru's Sakurai-san is here?
Hello series.
No.
Hello series.
Stop it.
It's your fault that Sony's stock price is going down.
Does it affect the stock price?
Some of you may know this.
Murakoshi is a former partner of Koa.
That's right.
He's a former partner.
Here's the picture from that time.
Murakoshi is a man.
He's a man.
He had a bit of a grim face.
Isn't this Tako Shichio in the front?
This is Tako Shichio.
It's me.
This is Tako Shichio.
It's me.
Look at his face.
This is Tako Shichio.
You have a grim face.
This is terrible.
You don't have to do that.
What are you doing?
You idiot.
Don't use the pen.
Don't show your face.
What's wrong with you?
Don't joke around.
What's wrong with you?
It's not like that, it's completely...
Eh?
Cha! Cha!
My knees are breaking!
My arms are breaking!
Now, let's take a look at what the comedians are concerned about.
First, let's take a look at what Amemiya broke in 2011.
To be honest, how was 2010 for you, Amemiya?
In 2010, to be honest,
I earned 30,000 yen a year.
But how much did you earn?
In one month of this year,
I earned 30 times more than last year.
That's about 1 million yen.
To put it simply, it's about 1 million yen.
Wow, that's a lot of money.
I also do commercials.
Yeah, you do commercials.
Jin, I got a commercial from Amemiya.
What did you do?
I was in SPA-PUMA.
You were in SPA-PUMA?
I was in SPA-PUMA.
Then Amemiya suddenly started singing.
I wonder if it's okay to go over there.
You're that woman.
And Muragoshi-kun.
You also bought My Home.
Why did you buy it?
I was surprised.
I applied for a job at Damemoto.
I thought I shouldn't do it.
But I got 33 million yen.
I was wondering where the judge was.
Because there was a judge.
And here's Muragoshi's known past.
Do you know, Muragoshi-kun?
He quit Yoshimoto and went to a gig for free.
For example, Sayaka's birthday is on the 3rd.
So I called her.
I called her and gave her 10,000 yen.
And she gave me 15 jokes.
That's the kind of business.
That's a lot of money.
That's not true.
You can't go to the theater if you get 30 million yen.
But Muragoshi said he'd come.
You don't have to go to the theater.
But I've been to a lot of places.
How much did you buy?
I bought 200,000 to 300,000 yen a year.
So you had 200,000 to 300,000 yen.
That's why I applied for a job at Damemoto.
You can't pay 10,000 yen in advance.
I can't pay it in advance.
Didn't you ask them to pay you back?
I did.
You did.
I did.
I asked them to pay me back.
I had no choice but to run away.
You had to run away.
I had no choice but to run away.
But you got 200,000 to 300,000 yen.
That's amazing.
Pon-chan, you're a vegetable, right?
I've been working a lot lately.
You're a vegetable, too?
I'm sorry for the guy I hired.
I've been bullied a lot.
Did you get caught?
Yes.
A bad guy even stole my car.
He stole my Kei truck.
I was going to return my Kei truck.
But he stole my money and ran away.
That's a big deal.
That's right.
You can go to Seri, right?
Yes.
Do you go to Seri?
I still go to Seri.
You don't say it out loud.
I don't say it out loud. If I do, people will know.
It's an auction.
How do you do it?
Look at this. I'll put in 700 yen.
Oh, oh, oh.
But even if you say it out loud,
You got married and got a job.
Amemiya-kun's income has increased.
But the problem is...
It's you, Shishio.
You quit Yoshimoto Kogyo.
Where did you go?
I'm with Amemiya now.
You're taking care of them.
Zakochi-kun.
It's been about 10 years.
Zakochi-kun.
The other day, we went to Nakano's Yakitori.
Zakochi-kun.
It's like a homeless.
It's a nuisance.
There's a guy like Amemiya.
I said it out loud.
I said thank you for about 40 minutes.
It's been 40 minutes.
Thanks to Shishio.
I'm here now.
Zakochi pulled me in.
Actually, I broke up the band.
I can't break up.
When I said there was nothing I could do,
I called Shishio.
Then Shishio said,
Come to my office.
I'll listen to you.
But you don't have to sell it.
He said something like that.
I went.
I pulled it out in no time.
He said he'd listen to me.
It's my office.
If I go, anyone can come in.
I thought he didn't listen to me.
It's like Zakochi's shadow.
Thank you very much.
Sony's entertainer.
I'm married.
What's the situation?
About three months.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I work at home.
I don't have a girlfriend.
You're amazing.
Why do you like comedy so much?
I like comedy.
It's because I hate you.
What does your wife say about your income?
I don't tell my wife about my income.
What?
I have about 140 yen.
You have 140 yen a month?
I had 140 yen 4 months ago.
Really?
I thought it was a joke.
You lived in a school dormitory, right?
I lived in a school dormitory.
What do you think that is?
Don't look at me like a cockroach.
I can't accept it at all.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of you.
I'll show you.
Do you know this person?
I can't laugh at all.
I'm not laughing.
The old man who doesn't know laughs.
Who laughs?
The old man who knows laughs.
The old man who doesn't know laughs.
Is there anything else you want to see?
I want to see something else.
Are you serious?
Ramen.
I don't know.
I'll do it.
Ramen.
I can't laugh at all.
You are a bad person.
Who laughs at you?
You are bad.
I know you can't laugh at all.
In fact, most of the people who came here today are the same.
From now on, let's talk about the story of the same person.
Do you have a story?
I have a story.
I was told that I was cool in the camp.
I came to my house when I was in the camp.
I brought a friend who was not in the camp.
I was sleeping in my house all the time.
Everyone was free to enter the camp.
I didn't say that.
You can stay in the camp as you like.
I said that.
What is that rule?
I didn't make such a rule.
I was playing games without doing anything.
I don't do anything.
I don't clean the room.
I go home immediately.
You don't do anything.
I'm relaxed.
I don't do anything.
It seems that there is also a way to change ZAKOSHI SHO.
He often came to my house.
I said that a lot.
He forced me to do something I didn't understand.
He brought a CD of UWF INTER and put it in his house.
Then the song was played.
The song was played.
I shook my neck.
I had to do it until the end of the song.
I shook my neck.
I don't understand the meaning of Bakuro Taiga.
We are just losing.
Please do something.
I said wait.
Please stop it.
Please do something that makes TAMUKEN embarrassed.
I was in the same period as him.
I used to go out to eat.
He never gave me money.
Please do something more.
I was angry.
Please do something more.
Who is being grateful now?
Please do something more.
Please stop.
I was having sex in the loft of the apartment.
Please do something more.
There is no image of that.
I had to do that because it was my family's home.
He asked us to play games downstairs.
That's how it started.
Don't do that.
Everyone, that's Bakuro.
That's Bakuro.
Can I say it?
It's Kobayashi-san's Bakuro.
Next is the real Bakuro story.
I want to be popular these days.
I went to a club with him.
I went to a club with a lot of comedians.
I was surprised.
When I went to a club with Kobayashi-san, no one said anything.
I was in trouble.
I called the real kids.
I told them to leave it to me.
I told them to go to a club I knew.
I saw a young girl dancing like reggae.
She was dancing with her back to the wall.
I saw the atmosphere of Kobayashi-san.
I told him to look at this reggae.
I went behind him.
The girl did this.
I asked Kobayashi-san to do it.
He hated me.
I told him to do it.
He touched me and said, what are you doing?
I think my power is too strong.
Here is the real Bakuro story.
There is an Okonomiyaki restaurant that Kobayashi- san often goes to.
Is it Kotomi?
When I went there the other day, I was looking down.
I didn't know Kobayashi-san was coming.
I said, Kobayashi-san, thank you always.
When I went home, I told him the bill.
He said 900 yen.
Kobayashi-san paid 1000 yen.
I said, thank you, Kobayashi-san.
He didn't pay the bill.
I said, Kobayashi-san, let's go home.
He went home.
That's a good story.
I don't need that story.
I don't need such a story.
I'm scared.
I can't do it.
Why can't I do it now?
I'm scared.
That's a good story.
I'm too strong.
When Kobayashi-san was with Kobayashi-san, he said a lot of bad things about Kobayashi-san.
When I went home, I was scared because of Kobayashi-san.
What are you guys?
Please tell me a story.
Please.
The studio in Osaka doesn't make such a bad joke.
We love you so much, but we can't accept it for some reason.
Everyone, please open it at once.
First of all, Muragoshi.
Kozen series.
Please do it.
I like it.
Kozen series.
I'm a soccer keeper, but I'm good at punching.
Because I have Kozen series.
This is Kozen series.
Alright, let's do this.
I can't do this.
I have my own character.
I can't do this.
Please continue.
I don't want to do this anymore.
Please make it short.
This is the first time I've seen this.
Pon-chan.
Yes.
Please do it.
I'll do it.
I can't do this.
Are you sure?
Let's do this.
Please do it.
Takahashi-san, please do it.
I will sing AKB in Takajin.
I want to see you.
This is funny.
I will sing one more Takajin.
This is funny.
I will sing Moritaka Chisato in Takajin.
Even if I become an old woman, I will take you to the beach.
I don't know this song.
Jinnai-san doesn't know this song.
Sit down.
You are 40 years old.
Calm down.
This is a popular song in Ameya.
Please listen to this song.
This song is very interesting.
This is a very interesting song.
What is TIKTOK?
This is a very interesting song.
Tick-tock
Why did you choose Tiktok?
It's my first time.
Tiktok is good.
It suits Osaka.
Tiktok is fun.
Okay.
Tiktok.
I will definitely do it in Osaka.
It was good today.
It was good.
That's all.
It's really good.
We don't have much time.
Why?
It's really good.
Which is the shortest one?
The shortest one?
Air Liger Bomb.
Air Liger Bomb, let's go.
Air Liger Bomb.
That was the Pichu Eiji Festival.
What is this?
NMB48 is a rocket.
This time, they will be in the park.
NMB48's intelligence and physical strength will be tested.
NMB48.
Today, we are at the Misaki Park, and we are NMB48.
This time, we are going to do a challenge at the Misaki Park, and we are going to do the Baramaki Quiz 48.
Currently, in the Misaki Park where NMB48 is the image character, there is a envelope filled with quizzes.
Find the quiz, and if you can answer 5 questions within 48 minutes, the challenge will be successful.
Only one person will answer the first question of the quiz.
If you get it wrong, you will be punished with a pen.
Now, get ready, start!
Let's go!
Which way?
This way!
I found another one.
I got it.
My computer is not a micro computer.
What is a computer?
I got it.
I got it, but...
You won't tell me, will you?
Why don't you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a personal computer.
That's right.
I said it's a personal computer.
This is really easy, Nono-chan.
What?
Sorry.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
I forgot.
One, two, three.
It hurts.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I feel like I'm really going to fall on the road.
Oh, there it is.
I'm sorry.
How many kilometers is the distance to run at the marathon?
There are many marathons in the city, aren't there? Tokyo Marathon and Osaka Marathon.
3,200 kilometers.
I don't know this.
One, two.
There it is.
I don't know this.
There it is.
I fell into such a place.
I don't know this.
The three great delicacies of French cuisine are truffles, foie gras, and caviar.
The correct answer is 16 minutes. It's almost 17 minutes.
If you keep going like this, you'll fail perfectly.
Let's run.
OK.
Let's go.
Go, go, go.
Go.
There it is.
Let's run.
If you write a pig on a river and blow on it, how do you write a pig on the sea?
I got it.
Look, everyone loves it.
Pond.
The sea is strange, isn't it?
One, two...
Ah!
Taiwa...
Wait a minute.
Yes.
I found another one.
Where is it?
I found it!
It's easy! There are 4 prefectures in Shikoku, Tokushima, Ehime, and Kagawa.
The last one is...
What?
Take your time.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
You don't know, do you?
Yes!
Kochi!
Good job!
We're finally in Japan! Let's go!
We have 31 minutes left!
There it is!
Where?
Over there!
There it is!
Come on in!
What was the war that happened in Japan in 1600?
Open it!
What was it?
The Honnoji War!
Wrong!
The Honnoji War!
Yes. The Battle of Okehazama.
1600 years ago.
Nana-chan.
Eh? The Osaka Castle was built.
I don't want to fight.
I don't know if it's important or not.
Ouch!
Viewers, this pen really hurts.
I found it!
Where?
Here!
Nana-chan.
I found it!
It is said that it is the most beautiful day of the day in the year.
I know! I know!
It became a virus, right?
Wait, I know! I know!
I remember!
Byakuya!
Wrong!
What is it?
Sunset.
Kabi.
Kabi? That's close!
What is it?
One, two, three!
I found it!
How to read it is...
Shiori, you can't do it anymore. Haruna, you can't do it anymore.
Yes!
Tokoroten.
What did you think?
What was it?
I thought it was Tokoroten.
If it was Tokoroten...
It's a hole, isn't it?
I thought it was that.
First of all, Shiongichi, yay!
I found it!
It's here.
Ah, why?
It's a person who invented dynamite, which is also Shiongichi's name.
Look!
That's it!
Nobel Prize!
Next!
Let's go!
The third one!
The last one!
I found it!
It's so hot!
Hurry up, Hana!
I got it!
The kanji question!
What do you call the blue thing on the side of the fish?
Nana!
This is probably the last chance to answer this question.
Will Nana be able to answer it quickly?
Are you sure?
This is the last one, right?
The mackerel!
You're good!
Good job!
You did a good job!
After the commercial break, NFB48 is on the run with Master Sako!
We're going to go all out this week as well!
We'll be bringing you all the great entertainment news you can find on the streets!
And I, Docking Queen...
...will be delivering more and more!
Docking Entertainment, Don Don!
The members of the studio will be answering questions from us on the way, so answer them properly!
Until next week, Don Don!
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The latest game in the Puyo Puyo series, Puyo Puyo, has just been released.
In addition to the usual popular rules such as Puyo Puyo 2 and Puyo Puyo Fever, Puyo Puyo 3 has been revived.
In addition, new rules have been added such as slots and 4 points ahead.
You can enjoy the new 15 rules in one game.
In school mode, even beginners can learn how to build a chain.
Let's have fun together!
Look forward to the latest game of the popular game!
Please ask Mr.Hariyuto Zakoshi.
How do you feel when Puyo Puyo can be erased at once?
I thought it was a poop, but I think it was a fart.
Is it different?
Isn't it comfortable?
Shinma and Kohiponta show off their gag on the internet!
A very affordable coupon site
This is an announcement from Groupon, which is well- known in the TV CM.
Groupon, a co-purchased coupon site, is currently looking for the local 48.
AKB48, SKE48, and NMB48 are calling out for the local 48 for the first time in Groupon's TV CM.
It is a web campaign of Groupon to tell you the charm of your local area.
Go to the local 48 campaign site of Groupon right now!
Everyone, let's spread the charm of your town more and more from the website of Groupon!
Then, let's ask Duhicont!
Turn around and say something really interesting!
Eh?
Groupon...
Sakai Masato's face
It's the same as Kento. I'm a fool.
That's all for this week.
It's okay.
I don't know.
It's not bad, right?
It's not bad.
Here is a present from the program.
This is the complete version of the R1 Grand Prix 2011, which added the exciting final match and behind-the- scenes footage of Kazuyuki Sakuma's first victory.
From the semi-finals of the TV broadcast to the best 30 of the director's choice,
we will be giving away two DVDs of the R1 Grand Prix 2011 to five people.
You can make a call to the number on the screen and receive them according to the voice guidance.
You can also apply from the program's mobile site.
Yorin-san, please don't come here again.
Next week, next week.
Amemiya is good.
Amemiya is still good.
Come to Amemiya again.
The three of you, stay here.
Why?
You're the one who's in charge.
Why me?
I know why.
I'm the best fit for this.
There's something I really wanted to do.
What is it?
It's called eating your teeth and saying Manhattan.
Ah, this one.
That's the last one.
I'll take the last tone.
You can eat your teeth and say Manhattan.
Why do I have to do that?
That's not it.
Let's meet again next week.
Thank you.
That's why I said it.
I told you not to watch it.
But you know, this kind of entertainment is also on TV.