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Abutona Radio!
It's the 28th of July, the day of the recording.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Why did it take so long?
Who?
Who was trying to end it?
Is there anyone who was trying to end Abutona Radio?
As expected, there's no one.
There's no one.
As expected, there's no one.
There's no one. I'll edit it for you this month.
I'm so sorry for your birthday.
Not at all.
And...
What?
It's Ayu's birthday.
It's kind of like a bedside table.
Yeah.
LINE, right?
Yeah.
I made it and put it down.
You slept, didn't you?
Why do you sleep?
You don't usually go to bed that early.
I've been waiting all this time.
I've been sleeping all this time lately.
What have you been doing lately?
What?
I'm sleeping.
You said you were going to take a video.
Yeah, I didn't know how Ayu was doing.
Are you eating ramen? Are you playing games? Are you sleeping?
Oh, I thought so.
What is it? You're not interested at all.
But you're wearing clothes, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like clothes.
Like a unit.
I'm going to make a fool of you right away, but I'm not making a fool of you!
Because I'm KANIYU KIBOU!
Really?
No, no, no.
You can make a cute voice, right? I want to make a cute voice today, too.
Don't make a little noise, it's annoying.
It was extremely annoying, that buzz.
That's fine. I'm good at that kind of thing.
I'm good at it.
You're good at it.
Don't you need a horse?
Don't you want a horse?
Yeah, that's enough for me.
But I don't have a real HINATO.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's not good.
Did you breathe so shallowly?
Isn't HINATO huffing and puffing?
That's your image, isn't it?
Isn't HINATO huffing and puffing?
HINATO's puffing and puffing is amazing.
What is huffing and puffing?
It's like when you eat baked sweet potatoes.
Huff, huff.
Stop being so good at it.
You can call me a genius of huffing and puffing.
I don't know.
It's an Abukona radio show where geniuses of huffing and puffing and geniuses of clothes are on.
It's a difference between heaven and earth.
I've been asked to consult with Abukona.
I'd like to read it right away.
Yes.
I'd like to read it right away.
Yes.
Consultation
Yes.
It's increasing.
Isn't it the one before?
But the staff sent it to me.
In about five seconds.
I'm sure it's the one before.
Or they didn't send it to me.
It's a double-deck.
Yeah.
But there is.
Well...
Did it go somewhere?
What?
You're worried, aren't you?
Yeah.
What's this?
Which one?
Ayu and Ayu.
Rika and Ayu.
Good evening.
Rika, I like the way you talk when you're three years old.
I can't do it well.
Please tell me.
You don't have to learn anything weird.
Oh, no.
Ayu is really good at this.
What?
Ayu is really good at this, isn't she?
Try it.
What should I say?
The old man is flying.
What?
The old man is flying.
Are you going to die?
Are you going to die soon?
I thought I was young.
I thought I was going to die soon.
I'm healthy.
The old man is flying.
Are you going to die?
You look like you're going to die.
Why do you look so bad?
You're good at that.
It's not because I raised the bar too high, is it?
But you know, Yuka-chan announced her graduation, right?
Yuka-chan is the only one who can understand my three- year-old words.
That's right. Yuka-chan really understands me.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
That's why Ayu can't understand it either.
You don't have a translator, do you?
It's not good, is it?
In order to do that, Ayu has to be able to speak.
I'm going to learn until the next radio show.
This is my homework.
Homework? School?
Class? Is this a homework-style radio show?
Do you have homework?
Yes.
Yes?
What?
What did you say?
I like it.
I'll do my best.
So what's the next problem?
Tamuken-san?
That's it.
You ended up imitating Tamuken-san at the end.
That's not it.
That's what you just said.
If you say it like a three-year-old, it's not like a three-year-old.
It's not like a three-year-old, but when do you say it like a three-year-old?
Don't you have it?
Do you have it?
I'm sorry.
You have a good spirit.
Why?
Let's move on to the next one.
Let's see...
I can't stop eating rice in the middle of the night.
I know.
Besides, I've been drinking coke lately.
I know.
It's not good to keep living like this, is it?
I'm scared. I'm so scared.
Please help me. I'm crying.
But I don't think it's a big deal.
I'm in such a big trouble, but I'm letting it go.
Hey...
Then stop it.
Ayu eats a lot at night.
Yeah, I'm eating.
I don't know. It's my own prejudice.
I'm eating.
I'm eating a lot.
But I'm not fat at all.
Yeah.
Is that a loss of weight?
Potential.
So let's give up.
This is a matter of potential.
Let's put up with it.
I don't think it's impossible.
I don't have that much potential.
If you feel that way, let's stop.
But even if you have potential, it's not good for your body.
I mean, it's just sleeping.
It's not good to take in so many calories.
That's why I'm trying to refrain from drinking at the age of 23.
You should really refrain from drinking.
From the age of 23 or 24, everything is a dead end.
There are days when I can't stand alcohol.
I think you should hold it down.
I see.
It's a dead end.
So you want me to live carefully?
Do you want me to live carefully?
Yeah, but I don't think it suits you to live carefully, so don't do it.
Do you want to be a wild boar?
Do you want to live a life of a little recklessness?
What?
But you're the same age as me, right?
It's been a month.
You're the same age as me for a month.
In the meantime, I'm going to beat you up when you're 23 years old.
I'd like you to give me a lecture, and then I'd like to spoil you.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm going to pinch you a little bit.
I got it.
Here's the next one.
What is it?
I'm really bad at flying insects.
It's the sound of wings.
If you...
It's the sound of wings.
I don't like the sound of wings.
Dog?
What if it comes in through your ears?
I'm afraid of it, and I'm afraid of it like a girl.
After all, I'm a man.
I want to be a man.
Don't be a bug.
Don't make a fuss.
I'd like to see it, but I don't know what to do.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I can't be a bug.
I can't either.
So if you're aiming for a prince who'll protect us, you have to do something about the bug.
That's right.
What's impossible?
I don't know what kind of person you're sending me.
I don't know.
I'm afraid of bugs.
Then you can't be our knight.
Knight
I can't be a man with a three-leaf clover
That's right
I can't be a man with a three-leaf clover
I can't
In the park, there are small beetles
Yes, there are
I can't be a man with a three-leaf clover
I can't
Have you ever seen a cockroach in your house?
I don't have it in my house
You don't have it
Yes
I'm sorry, what?
What is Ayu?
Why?
What?
What is a cockroach sword?
You can't beat a cockroach, Rikata
No, no, no
Absolutely impossible
I've never met such a thing
When I met it
Maybe I'm ready to die
Before a cockroach?
Yes, it's really impossible
You can't
For a moment, it was popular to eat a cockroach on YouTube
I don't know
It's like eating insects
Yes
Even that was disgusting just by looking at it
It was blocking just by flowing straight
That's how much insects are really impossible
Yes
You look like you can beat a speaker
I can't beat it
Take a point
While speaking
I can stand bravely with an estranged newspaper
The level depends on the boss
Boss head
Can you do it
Yes I can
I can
Yeah
Even if you want to enter, you can enter at level 100
I can't
There are flies that are as big as a bee
That's pretty impossible
Why is that?
It's impossible if you don't do anything
I'm not good at it
It's because it's out of the ordinary
Out of the ordinary?
Because it's out of the ordinary?
Yeah
Because it has an unexpected shape and color?
What?
Because it has an unexpected shape and color?
And because it has a shape and movement?
The shape and movement are out of the ordinary
I know
But if you say that, birds and fish are the same
That's true
But we eat wings
We eat wings
Right? But we don't like insects
Why wings?
That's right
We eat them
I wonder what that boundary line is
It's scary
So this is such a bad message
Stop it
It's a deep story
But in order to become a man
It's like training
Like seeing insects at a pet shop for the rest of your life
Do they sell insects at pet shops?
They do
Like the beetle
Oh yeah
You can see it
From the popular insects
Yeah
But I think the beetle is just a cockroach with a horn
That's the worst
Apologize
But the insect king does it
The insect king does it
He's playing the insect king game
It's cool
But the school is in the mountains
So there are a lot of cicadas
And it's like a palm
I feel like I'm going in
Yes yes yes yes
Even so, it was impossible
That's impossible
Yes
So let's do insect king
There is no insect king
Haivan
It's a game when I was in elementary school
I don't have it anymore
About insects
I'm not good at insects
I'm not good at insects, but I watch a lot of insect videos on YouTube
So I see it through the screen
That's it
It's a disgusting hobby
But it's the worst
Hey
That's right
It's all cut
It's on the list of cut items
Hey
I hate it
Say it mildly
It's a difference in values
Say it all at the beginning
Until now
Because it's all
Even if the staff you are listening to is a little
In all statements
There is a difference in values
So
I'm talking for 17 minutes
But
This is all
It's good
That's right
It's good
Good
Come on
What is it
Come on
That's right
Then
Do you have any comments or requests?
I haven't come
There is
I'm doing a radio show
Is there anyone who thinks it's a nuisance?
There's no one, is there?
It says I'm going to chase you back.
You've seen a cartoon, a movie, or an anime.
There's Mikey. Mikey.
Mikey is really cool.
It's going to be summer.
I'm the only one who wants you to make a sandal.
Who is this?
I don't know.
I've been saying this for almost two years.
I haven't said it for two years.
I haven't said it for about a year.
I'm telling you.
Let's make a pop.
I made it for one person's opinion.
Avgora Channel
Release
That's good.
That's really good.
I'll take good care of each and every one of you.
I'll take good care of your opinion.
Let's make a pop like Gillivan.
Please release accessories that go well with the two of you.
It's summer.
I don't have any good sandals.
Let's make it.
As a request.
Av's decoration.
I'm sure it's cute, so I want to see it.
I don't want to.
I don't put it out every now and then.
That's not true.
I didn't put it out.
I've always had an image of my brother.
I didn't put it out.
I'm here to ask for your opinion.
If you don't answer this, Avgora Radio is over.
I'm not exaggerating.
You're lying.
I don't think I can answer such a simple question.
Then I'll do it somewhere else.
Yes.
Then you do it, Rika-tan.
Why?
Eh?
After all, abu-kona is...
I think it's a combination of abu and kona.
What's the ratio?
One heart, one body.
I'm scared.
Why?
I'm scared.
Yes.
That's how it is.
I've been doing it this month.
I haven't done it.
Well, it's the Azato Police Volunteer.
Thank you.
This time, too, a lot of...
A lot of...
Well, um...
You sent me a lot of letters.
Yes.
What is it?
Ah.
This is...
It's 2018.
When? Seriously.
September 30th.
Nakamura Yuka Instagram.
New Nail.
Tiger emoji.
Oraora system.
The radio is...
The gaze is...
Put your mouth in a good way.
It's a little bit of a trick.
What is this?
That's what it says.
New Nail.
Oraora system.
And it's all hiragana.
Isn't this a little bad?
Hiragana is fine.
I don't think there's anyone who writes everything in hiragana.
Why?
That's me.
No, it's kind of...
What are you aiming for?
Are you aiming for Babumi?
It's kind of...
I don't want to be told that.
I don't think there's anyone who writes everything in hiragana.
Really.
You said you were Pika, didn't you?
You said something in a recent tweet, didn't you?
What did I say?
In hiragana
I didn't say that.
You did.
I didn't say that.
I decided not to write it in hiragana.
I'm 24 years old.
First of all,
Don't you say,
That's how you say it.
That's not how you say it.
Because...
How do you say this?
No, no, no.
I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
No.
I don't like it.
Don't be so weak.
That's what happens.
I have this, too.
Well,
June 2nd
I'm asking you to open your chest and invite me.
I'm not asking you to invite me.
This is the worst.
The worst current crime.
And...
I can't see it.
2020
A long time ago,
September 27, 2020
Nakairi tweeted,
I hate people who walk fast.
I want you to walk slowly with me.
This is a phrase.
I hate you,
I want you to walk slowly with me.
No, no, no.
What do you think?
No, no, no.
This is...
Yes?
Do you like people who walk fast?
I hate it.
Let's walk together.
I want you to say it with me.
It's a request. It's a request for your opinion.
I see.
No, it's not.
This video is fake.
Yuka Nakamura...
There are a lot of videos.
This is it.
I got Bonkyu for gravure.
Ai-chan, who is good at Kimu, did it here and there.
I thought it was good.
Which one is it?
There are a lot of requests.
July 16th, Abu.
I'm showing you Twitter questions.
There are so many requests.
What happened to Rika-chan?
This time...
I'm not a bad person.
I'm just a pervert.
I'm 23 years old.
Thank you for your support.
That's enough.
I'm 23 years old.
I'm going to be loose.
This is a live broadcast.
I'm confessing.
I'm going to be loose.
It's over.
What?
What's over?
It's over.
It's not over.
It's over.
I don't think I'm a pervert.
I think it's easy for everyone to say.
Rika-chan got caught well.
Thank you very much.
That's what I'm calculating.
Why are you saying that?
From now on, I will continue to love you with a contemptuous look on my face.
Thank you very much.
That's it.
Thank you for listening to the school radio this month.
Thank you very much.
Well then.
Please don't send me any really unnecessary messages.
Well then.
Bye-bye.