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Abukona Radio!
What? I'm not sleepy.
What time is it now?
It's 2.40 a.m.
You're crazy.
You're crazy to make me say it every time.
But if we shoot Abukona Radio today, we can sleep.
Yeah, that's right.
Usually, I'm not in the bath yet.
It's at the end of the recording.
I took it today.
I came in, so I can sleep if I take it.
I usually talk for about an hour.
To make it easier to listen to today.
To make it easier to listen to.
I'd like to set a goal of about 30 minutes.
I have a friend who listens to Abukona Radio.
Do you have such a friend?
I have a friend who likes Abukona.
There's a village in Shaku.
I was told I had a good spirit.
When I talk about unnecessary things, it's cut off.
I made an excuse.
Last time, editing was really hard.
RIKA-KUN was saying things that my staff and I would get angry at.
So I tried doing a lot of trials and errors to my efforts.
It's 4x anti-clockwise, 4x playback…
It sounds like an ancient language.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But in this day and age, you can fix the playback with software right away, so you can cover the voice of the recording again, and you can camouflage a lot, and you can hide the staff's eyes.
That's what I wanted to say.
That's what I'm trying to do, so I'd like you to refrain from using such NG words this time.
I'd like to ask the editor, Nakamura, for a favor.
Yes, yes, I understand.
Yes.
Because a fan of Rika-chan said, Rika-chan talks a lot and doesn't cry.
That's right.
Rika-chan talks a lot, but it's cut off.
I talked a lot.
Especially the last time.
But I have an idea.
What is it?
The number of views of last time's Abukan Radio is 5086.
Yes, it's currently being recorded.
Yes, last time Abukan Radio was broadcast live.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It was played 20,000 times.
Yes.
Do you know?
Yes.
This difference.
What is this difference?
I don't know why.
Well, I don't know if it's because there were guests.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The number of views of 10,000 times after the guest meeting.
Yes.
No, it's not.
No.2 is the most.
Yes.
No.1 and No.2.
Oh.
So, a little more.
Yes.
How do you do it?
I don't know.
The minister in charge of the buzzer.
Mr. Nakai.
The minister in charge of the buzzer.
I'm just saying.
It's just a video that was cut off without permission.
I'm not talking about the buzzer.
Well, I don't know if it's going to buzz or not.
I get a lot of likes on my own tweets.
Yes, yes.
When I talk about games, it doesn't seem to grow.
I was about to cry the other day.
Is it that bad?
I don't know anymore.
I think there are some juniors who are in trouble with this.
How can I do SNS?
What do you call it?
Like, can you do your best?
Yes, yes.
I often ask my juniors who are worried.
I don't know anymore.
Help me.
I don't know.
But to some extent,
It's an old man's story.
Yes, yes.
I don't have a good heart.
Yes, yes.
I'm going to put it on.
For a buzz.
I'm going to put it on what's popular now.
Yes.
Well, even if I'm not that interested,
I'll study it for the time being.
Or
And
What is it?
Minor things.
If you talk positively,
It's amazing.
It's growing.
My minor part.
What I don't like.
Yes, yes.
Positively.
If you talk brightly, it'll grow.
Like my own complex.
It's a beauty parlor.
I don't smell anything bad.
Something like, okay.
Yes, yes.
In my case, the beauty parlor is a minor thing.
It's not like that.
Yes, yes.
It's not like that.
I don't know.
It's hard.
What?
It's hard.
It's hard to buzz.
It's important to buzz.
Our
But, for the time being,
It's popular.
What's the trend right now?
What is it right now?
What is it?
If I were to say what's the trend right now...
What's the trend right now is...
Ah, but...
When I look at trends...
Ah, there's a trend on Twitter, right?
When I look at trends, I have to put in the words that are in the trends.
Eh? Like, Apex's server crashed?
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
So, for example, it'll be like, the server crashed, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Everyone's mumbling, right?
Yeah.
So, while putting in that the server crashed...
Yeah.
I'll add in the funny stuff.
Ah, eh? What? My...
My...
My heart is down on the server, or something like that?
What do you mean?
It's funny.
It's not funny at all.
It's funny the whole time.
How do you use the word, server crashed?
Eh?
What's wrong?
It was funnier before.
I've been talking to myself a lot lately.
I don't know what to say anymore.
That's what Hinata said, right?
She said it was funnier before.
Eh? That's right.
Ayu was funnier before.
No! Stop it!
No!
You're kidding, right?
No! Am I losing?
What should I do?
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
This is really bad.
I'm really in a hurry right now.
This is really bad.
Hinata is going to sue me.
I'm sorry.
Eh? Isn't that it?
After all...
What is it?
I think I'm being sucked in.
Eh?
Really?
Hinata's funniness.
But was there anything as funny as that?
No, Ayuka before was funny.
You're kidding.
My heart is down on the server.
I'll never talk about it again.
Because you said it would grow if you said something minor.
No, no, no.
Minor...
If you mix the minor part with the trend, my heart is down on the server.
No!
Eh? What?
You can't mix it?
It's not like that.
Minor...
It's not good to be down on the server.
That's right.
Add something funny to that.
So what?
Hinata is a minor cyber...
No, server down.
The server down is angry.
Server down...
Minor...
Add something not funny.
So it's already 0 points?
Minus 0 points?
It's the worst.
To put it bluntly, it's the worst.
Don't say it bluntly.
Wrap it up a little more.
Wrap it up.
I couldn't wrap it up.
Wrap it up.
I can't wrap it up.
How have you been, Rika?
What's wrong with you?
I want to run away.
I don't know if I'm a server or not.
What was it?
I can't run away from the darkness I've created.
I want you to let me run away.
What's wrong with you lately?
You called me yesterday, but you didn't come out.
I have to put in P again.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not that big of a deal.
I can't sleep.
I can't sleep all the time.
That's what I'm talking about.
I called Rika all of a sudden.
Happy jam jam.
It's the best.
I called you after I sent it.
I didn't come out, so I cried.
If that sentence was funny...
You're kidding, aren't you?
Happy jam jam.
It was too sudden.
I got a sudden happy jam jam.
That's true.
What should I do?
I think it's because you've been spoiling me so far.
It's all my fault.
Because no matter how much I try, you always give it back to me.
Even if I suddenly ask you how to save the shakui, you'll give it back to me.
I think that's what's keeping me from having fun.
So, as a partner of Abukoda...
That's right.
As for love...
As for love, I was too delirious.
What's delirious?
I was spoiling you too much.
Can you say that?
I don't know what delirious is.
I don't like it.
I was too delirious.
You always say,
I'm in the way.
I'm a happy drinker.
Why do you always say that to me?
I'm a tarot reader.
I'm a tarot reader who couldn't spread it much.
I just remembered something funny.
What?
How about tarot reading?
That's what you said earlier.
By the way, that's not funny at all.
Tarot reading.
It's the other way around.
That's why we couldn't have a conversation at all.
Rika-tan tried to reverse all the words.
Tarot reading.
Call me Ayutaron.
Creepy.
I'm sure it broke.
Why are you saying that?
What's Ayutaron?
It's cute.
And Delorean is cuter.
It's definitely weird.
It's definitely Ayutaron's cuteness.
Let's call it Taro Ayu.
No.
Even Ayutaron is like,
What? What's that?
What?
It's getting out of shape.
Ayu.
My juniors call me Mr. Taro.
Why am I called Mr. Taro?
It's Kairi-chan.
Kairi-chan calls me Mr. Taro.
I don't care.
I don't know why.
Rika-tan, Kairi-chan is so clumsy.
She usually says,
Let's take a picture of Mr. Taro.
Mr. Taro is nice.
Rika-tan, what do you call your juniors?
Princess?
Rika-hime-san?
They call me Rika-hime-san.
Don't they call you Rika-hime-san?
It's Rika-san, right?
Some people call me Rika-san.
Rika-hime-san?
Is that Kairi-chan?
Why Rika-hime-san? Rika-hime-san is funny.
It's funny, right?
Hime-san.
Hime-san is good.
Hime-san and Taro-san.
It's such a good combination.
It's good.
You look kind.
Hime-san and Taro-san.
You look kind to the earth and to children.
It's true.
Yes, it's Taro-san.
Yes, it's Hime-san.
No, it's not funny.
I hope I can have a junior who calls me Hime-san.
I don't call you Hime-san.
It's good.
Everyone calls me Rika-hime-san.
There is a distance.
Hime-san.
I hope I can have a junior who calls me Hime-san.
Hime-san is far away.
Then, call me Rika-san.
It's good because there is no distance between Rika-san and me.
There is a distance between Hime-san and Rika-san.
Then, call me Nakai-san.
It's also a distance.
If you call Rika-san Nakai, Noe-chan will be angry.
That's right.
If you call me Nakai, I'll be fined 5,000 yen.
Is it a contract with Noe-chan?
That's right.
I want her to pay 50 million yen.
Why do you make me say it again?
Rika, Rika.
Oh, Rika.
Because it's a donkey.
That's right.
But it's hard to say Rika.
Yeah.
So...
I don't know how to say it.
I've never heard of it.
It's so hard to say.
But don't you think Noe-chan is really funny?
Because she makes chocolate for Valentine's Day.
And if you look closely, I think it's a mess.
That's really bad, isn't it?
It's crazy.
I don't know why I went to that trial and error.
I don't know what you're aiming for.
Why?
But Noe-chan...
Like a Halloween old man.
I want to be popular.
What do you want to do?
I don't know.
What's the purpose?
What's the vector you're working on?
Noe-chan is mysterious.
But your Instagram is really cute.
That's right.
I don't know what I'm trying to do.
You're good at taking pictures and makeup.
You post a lot of fashionable photos on Instagram.
That's right.
But I think you're running for a variety show.
No, I'm not running for a variety show.
You're running for a variety show.
It says Hagukitoko, but I think it's okay to say it.
I'm glad I'm not.
I'm gonna put a heart on it.
I think it's okay to put in chocolate.
I guess you want to be considerate of various things.
I don't know.
If you're not considerate, don't come!
I really don't know.
All of our members.
There's a decent one, too.
I'm the only one who's right.
What are you talking about?
I was going to go with it at first.
Ayu and cool are amazing.
It doesn't match at all.
Pickles and hamburgers don't match.
It doesn't match at all.
You're kidding, aren't you?
You agreed with me earlier.
I want to be cool.
You want to be cool, don't you?
That's right.
And I don't want to be on the front page.
Idols don't have to be on the front page.
I don't want to be on the front page.
Do you know what I mean?
I want to hide it.
I want to be mysterious.
You've been saying that all along.
But you think I'm mysterious, don't you?
That's right.
Ayu was mysterious at first.
Because the skin of the ghost is peeling off.
What?
What is it?
I'm not mysterious.
Ayu was mysterious, but...
I'm getting a little crazy.
Hey, you're the worst.
What's a rotei?
See?
What's a rotei and Google?
See?
Rotei is a grain...
It's not like sweat.
What?
Are you talking about kanji?
Rotei...
Expose.
Rotei the true nature.
See?
How do you come up with such a difficult word?
I want to be difficult, too.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey.
Then...
You're alive.
I don't know if you're alive.
Who taught you that?
Where does it come from?
I don't know.
I don't know why I'm like this.
I don't know.
I was born with a mouth, so I'll die if I don't talk.
Then I got good at Japanese.
Did Rika's vocabulary complete everything in high school?
I didn't learn such difficult words in high school.
No, but I haven't studied much either.
Why?
It's not a manga.
What?
I can only think of the name of the technique, but it's not a manga.
Hadou no Sanjuusan Sokkatsui!
Something like that.
The sound is too loud.
That's good.
Let's use that from now on.
Why?
Why are you throwing it all away so suddenly?
Why did you pay for everything?
I'm going to cry.
Recently, I've been throwing away everything, including Abukawa Park.
Hey, that's really...
That's really a problem.
Hey, when Rika-tan leaves me alone, I think it's about time.
It's okay.
You've got a lot of...
You've got a lot of juniors, haven't you?
I've been covered in juniors lately.
Right?
I've been covered in juniors lately.
Covered? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You've been covered in juniors lately, haven't you?
But Rika-tan loves juniors.
I love juniors, too.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just like my juniors.
I don't really...
I can't say I don't really.
I think I'm a good kid.
That's about it.
Ayu has a lot of juniors.
I think it's a good choice.
I don't know what to say.
It's kind of a big deal to say that I'm looking at mento.
I often get involved with my juniors in the ramen club.
Right?
Yeah.
I haven't forgiven you yet.
There was only one short poster in the ramen club.
You said that in January, didn't you?
What's wrong with you?
You're making fun of me.
It was really a surprise.
I didn't know I was going to get a poster.
Did you happen to wear black?
That's right.
What?
I'm serious.
Is that true?
That's right.
I didn't know.
Everyone was wearing black.
That's right.
The T-shirt was a uniform-like T-shirt.
I see.
The bottom of the T-shirt was loose and free.
It was a plain T-shirt.
I thought it was the usual YouTube recording.
It was a regular program.
I see.
Yes.
I'm sure you'll advertise it.
Every Thursday at 8 p.m.
And on YouTube, it's uploaded on Friday morning at 7 a.m.
What?
Rika, what have you been up to lately?
I'm going back and forth.
What are you doing?
You don't tell me what you're doing.
I'm thinking of going to Mysterious there.
So...
But Mysterious...
is...
a little...
What is it?
So...
Tell me about it here once a month.
Oh, I see.
Here...
Why?
That's good!
What have I been doing lately?
But there was Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
I made some sweets.
Yeah.
I thought you were a real genius.
And...
Japan's best...
Yeah.
I didn't give it to anyone, so I ate it all by myself.
That was really sad, wasn't it?
What was that, really?
You know...
I don't know if it was really sad to eat alone.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Why is that?
It's like...
Oh, it's like...
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
It was a sad event, wasn't it?
I was...
It's like...
Well, there are some parts that can't be helped.
Yeah.
After all...
But I'm giving you chocolate.
Yeah.
I don't think there's anyone who's giving it to you.
Stop it.
Fufufufufufu.
Stop it.
That's why I said I wanted it.
That bear candy.
No, it's like...
Even if I get chocolate.
Yeah.
It's not the time to give up.
Are you fighting someone?
Fufufufufufu.
Every hour.
Every second.
Fufufufufufu.
Huh? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Fufufufufufu.
I was born this way.
I'm sorry.
I broke it like every time.
There's an enemy in a place like this.
There's no such thing.
You said it on the net news.
What?
I've become kinder.
So...
As a mode, it's Bodhisattva.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's a mode?
It's a battle system in Bodhisattva mode.
Yes, yes, yes.
I just checked, but did you get in bed?
Hey.
You're talking in bed, aren't you?
In the futon.
What?
You're tired and you're warm, aren't you?
I'm in front of the desk.
If you take it off, I won't take it down.
You're going to sleep.
I still have a message.
That's what I'm talking about.
I have to cut it.
It's funny.
It's a little funny, isn't it?
I don't know which Nukumizu-san it is.
I've only said Nukumizu-san.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I haven't read any messages today.
Oh, yeah.
I'd like to read the message.
Yes.
There's a lot I can use this month.
What?
The letters are small.
Really.
How many times do I have to spread it?
Five.
It's about six zooms.
Can I read this?
I was a little irritated that I was blamed for everything, not even apologizing for my boss's mistake.
How do you two calm down at times like this?
I can't, I can't. I can't calm down.
Because we're Abuko and Tadamu.
So we're doing it with a stance that either of us will make things better if we become rampant.
That's right.
Always in the same place as the rampant general and the Mito Koumon.
Mito Koumon, who are lined up in the same place.
Suke-san, Kaku-san, and...
That's right, that's right, that's right.
One of the Mito Koumon is either one of us, and the other is the rampant general, running on the beach.
Run, run, run, run.
That's how you find a partner.
But it's hard at work, isn't it?
But I'll tell you.
It's your fault.
After all...
It's your fault, isn't it?
That's right, that's right.
It's your fault.
I didn't notice.
It's your fault.
I was rampant, but...
Yeah.
That way, it's calm.
Do you understand?
Your brain is melty.
Your... Melody?
Melty. Melty.
Ah, it's melting. It's melting.
Yeah.
Is your brain melty?
No, no, no.
Is your head swollen?
I might have said that.
Because, well, that's just a proof.
I have to say that I did it.
I have to say it higher than above.
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to have you top down.
That's already...
At this time of year,
it's a noisy current for Tohara.
After all.
That's right.
In that respect, after all,
that...
If it's a company that won't deal with it,
the company itself is over.
Yeah.
I hope so.
Really.
Yeah.
Your brain is melty.
No, no, no, no, no.
But it's not good to be sharp.
After all, it's better to find a way to get someone's help.
Like a boss's boss.
Yeah.
But it's not good to be sharp.
We're wrong to say that.
I've been sharp all the time.
I don't think I've gotten round.
Something like a pencil.
I'm not going to get round.
What was it like before?
It used to be a sharp pen.
It was like that.
Now I'm going to write a circle with a pencil.
I'm going to get round.
Give me a goal.
Is that how it is?
Let's find an ally.
That's good.
That's the best.
What else is there?
Is there anything?
That's right.
What?
That's good.
When I try to go to the theater, my wife says,
I'm sure you're going to see a young woman anyway.
But I'm here today.
I'm here.
Welcome.
I see.
I'm sure you're going to see a young woman anyway.
That's right.
It's hard.
I'm sure you got a man like that from your husband.
I see.
I like young women.
Right?
Even so, I don't think I was a wife who could love Marugo.
It's changed.
It may have changed.
What?
Men.
Men have changed.
That's a possibility.
Then I'll come with my wife.
The number of members will increase, and my wife will be happy.
It's all going according to plan.
I've been planning it.
It's all going according to plan.
I've been planning it.
I'm scared.
I'm not scared.
So it's all going according to plan.
Okay.
Let's move on.
I'm not sure about my new hair color.
What color do you want?
Let's say it together.
One, two, red.
Please mix red and green.
That's all.
Let's go with Machabacha-san or Shimoda Kageki- san.
Who sent me this?
I think you're used to it.
I'm glad you decided.
But you're cute.
You're cute.
I'm glad you decided.
I'm sure it's a beloved character. I don't know.
Really.
It's funny if you put in a little joke and say,
And it's good that you're not nervous like me right now.
This is the best.
Flat, flat!
I'm really super relaxed.
You're so kind, really.
This is a relax of king.
what?
Let's go to the next one.
Look at the time.
Hey!
Didn't you notice?
I talked too much about boring things again.
What are you talking about?
It's nice.
It's Ayuka Taro who's back.
Are you back?
Ayuka Taro is back.
Hey, stop it.
This time, I'm going to be a police volunteer.
Is that okay?
I'll do it.
This is the end.
Well, this time...
Taro Ayu...
No, this time...
Zushin, Zushin came back.
What do you mean by Zushin, Zushin?
Taro Ayu is back.
Hey.
It's an interesting Ayu.
It's not interesting.
I'm not that boring.
Zushin, Zushin.
Ayu.
Ayu came back.
Hey, what are you talking about?
What?
Is there any original story?
No.
No?
It's Taro Ayu.
Ayu.
I wonder if it's transmitted.
Avu-chan MC
I'm here to study a little more.
Can I cry?
And I came to the police volunteer on the sly.
Hey.
I really wanted to tell you that.
If it's here, it'll catch your eye.
I don't know, MC.
This is Ayuka Nakamura's Twitter.
2020
March 29th
I'm bored, so I put on makeup.
I don't need a selfie stick, but I'll give it to you.
This is the second one.
You're using your sleeves.
Adaro-san.
I like it today.
I love it.
I think I'll get caught by the Nakai Rika Police Association.
No.
This is a super liquid question.
Super liquid question?
I don't remember that at all.
March?
March 2020
Twitter?
What's that?
I'm free, so I put on makeup?
It's been a year.
What?
What's that?
But I think
The latest one
I'm buried in the muffler again.
I'm buried in the muffler.
I'm free, so I put on makeup.
I don't want to do this at all.
Why?
No, please edit it properly.
I really don't know what's wrong with this.
I really don't know.
Again, again.
I'm doing it.
I'm biting my lower lip.
I'm wearing a cat pajamas.
I'm biting my lower lip.
No.
What are you doing on purpose?
This is an invitation.
My eyes.
Not at all.
Can I do this one, too?
No, you can't.
It's time for a counterattack.
Scape police
Scape police volunteer
December 12, 2020
Good night.
Do you remember me?
I don't remember.
Do you remember me?
It's 2020.
I'm going back in time.
I've been tweeting a lot since I joined the army.
Just a little bit more.
It's OPPAPI.
He's a bold man who's done a lot of things.
What's a good night's sleep?
Can I sleep?
Thank you for your cooperation.
What do you mean holiday?
Which one?
2020
It's December
This is nothing but a holiday
Please sleep
Hey, you're doing this
I'm not doing it
You are
No matter how you look at it
Can I say this?
The angle
Shoulders are on the camera side
What is it?
Put your hair behind
Put it behind
I didn't put it
You have sarcosis
I was going to take a bath
Bath?
I was going to update my twitter
You're going to put it on?
I'm not wearing anything
I'm only wearing this knit
Isn't it?
So
I want you to think that I'm grateful even if I hide my sarcosis
Are you grateful for both?
Wait
I'm grateful
What?
Are you trying to dye your hair?
My head is
I might have dyed my hair
That's not funny
That's because everyone is doing Melty
People who are listening at night can't say good morning or good night
Isn't it hard?
Stop it. Everyone who listens to this will say Hankaku Melty
What is Hankaku Melty?
Hankaku in katakana is Melty
Hashtag
But you have to put in the hashtag of Abukona Radio
Put it in and say Melty
And server down is fine too
My heart is server down
Please don't do that
Huh? Six single?
My heart is server down?
It's not an Abukona song
It's an Abukona song
That's lame
That's good
Melty... Melty... Melty...
Server... What is that?
Melty...
The server is down
Scary
Well, that's about it
Did you enjoy this month's Abukona Radio?
I talked too much about boring things again
That's fine. I don't know what kind of character it is
Rika-tan is sleepy and weird
I'm on the futon
Nukumizu-san
That's good. I'm back
What is the way to say Nukumizu-san is coming back?
Don't do that
That's why, don't put everything together
Don't put everything together
It'll be a problem
This month's Upcoming Radio is
Ayu Ayu
Ayu Ayu, Nukumizu-san's return
My heart is server down
Melty's only three
See you next month
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