AISubs v3
I don't know what's inside the wound that's being told to me
I'm used to everything
It's not that it's good or bad
I'm living in the moment
I don't know what's inside the wound that's being told to me
I'm living in the moment
It's not that it's good or bad
I'm living in the moment
Throw away the unnecessary things
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Idol Class
Welcome to Idol Class. I'm your host, Masato.
Nice to meet you, Masato.
This show is about the girls who are growing up as idols.
Let me introduce the girls.
It's a new outfit, right?
I'm also wearing a new outfit.
I'm also wearing a pop necktie today.
You're cute.
Say it louder.
Let's get started.
Shibuya Station
The Idol League regular performance is in progress.
The next-generation space is surrounded by 360-degree images.
The stage is full of power.
Niko Hachi Live
You can easily watch it on your way home from work or school.
0 minutes from Shibuya Station.
At Mount Rainier Hall, you can hear the live voice.
Shibu Hachi Live
Enjoy the charm of the Idol League at the live venue.
The world's strangest Idol League.
Now, Saika-san, please explain.
Yes. The four strangest Idol League is...
...a list of the four strangest rumors I've heard from people related to Idol League.
If there are people who know the details of this strange rumor, please testify.
And with everyone's help, let's see if this strange rumor is true...
...or if it's just nonsense.
Yes. So what kind of strange rumors are there?
Let's take a look.
The four strangest Idol League.
Number 6, Erika Tonooka, has a stomachache.
There's no day she doesn't say she's going to throw up.
The four strangest Idol League.
What does this mean?
Well, my stomach is weak and my stomach starts to hurt.
So you actually said it?
Yes, I said it today as well.
I don't know if it's really a stomachache or a bad habit.
It's like a wolf has come.
I don't know if it's a stomachache or a bad habit,
but I only go to the bathroom when I want to.
I don't go to the bathroom when I want to.
You always go to the bathroom.
You always go to the bathroom when you want to.
But the Idol League producer told me that I go to the bathroom more than half a day.
That's why my stomach is weak.
Are you okay with that?
I'm okay. I'm totally fine.
I'm fine when I'm energetic.
Are you okay when you're recording?
I'm okay when I'm recording.
I just went to the bathroom, so I'm fine.
So you're just pooping.
No, I'm not.
It's not a intestine.
It's the stomach and the bladder.
By the way, what are you going to do after hearing this rumor?
You should go to the hospital.
I'll go to the hospital.
I'll do it.
Are you going to do it?
It's a strange rumor.
Let's move on.
Here's the next strange event.
Let's move on to the next strange event.
What's with all these people around the stomach?
Ah, so this strange thing is...
I see.
It's the visual.
Ojima-san, you've been told to do this.
I'm surprised.
But I feel like I understand my stomach today, so I don't really want to be touched.
Ah, everyone, you can see it with your eyes, right?
That's right.
It's coming out.
Does that mean it's coming out?
But it's not always coming out.
I eat a lot.
After I eat, it's just as much as I ate.
I'm a glutton.
Can you come here for a bit?
But listen to me today. I haven't eaten at all.
Not yet, so...
At first glance, you don't seem to have a stomach.
It's coming out now.
It's coming out.
How much do you eat?
No way.
My chest is full, but I eat more than my chest.
The way you say it...
It's like you're reading a novel.
Full?
It doesn't come out easily.
What did you read as a reference?
I haven't seen anything.
Because you have a chest.
It comes out more than that.
It comes out.
You have to be careful.
I don't eat much before recording.
I'll do my best.
I don't eat much before recording.
I'll do my best.
There are people who eat more than that.
I haven't seen it.
Let's move on to the next strange activity.
Strange Idol Ring.
No. 21, Kaede Hashimoto, has been talking to herself a lot recently.
She's not talking! She's not talking!
She's unconscious?
Kaede is in a conversation with people 3 meters away.
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
It's a real one! It's a real one!
Really?
But it's true!
But it's a real one!
It's Ai-chan's!
No, it's not mine!
It's Ai-chan's!
No, it's not mine!
It's Ai-chan's!
Really, I was just sitting next to her.
And she was talking over there, and I was next to her.
It's true, right? It's a lie!
It's a lie!
It's scary!
Kaede-chan, you did it unconsciously!
You weren't aware of it!
I wasn't aware of it, but I was laughing because I thought it was funny.
Because you were talking over there?
I'm always with her, but I was next to her, and she suddenly said,
Fufufu!
If you're close to someone, you'll know.
She says it a lot.
It's a lie!
It's true, right?
She's in a conversation, but she's scared.
It's true.
I got the impression that it was natural, but it was just a real thing.
No, but it's fun to do it.
It's fun to do it.
No, it's not!
It's fun.
You can go in there.
It's a hassle to go in there.
So I heard it and thought it was funny.
This is bad.
How will you go from now on?
I'll keep my mouth shut.
Don't keep it shut.
It'll come out.
It'll come out, right?
Shut up.
Now, let's move on to the strange idling.
Let's go.
The strange idling.
No. 17, Hitomi Miyake. No. 23, Yuna Ito. No. 26, Chika Ojima.
As soon as they enter the dressing room, the first thing they do is to look for the outlet.
This is not good.
Of course we look for it, but Hii-chan is the best.
She's a senior.
She's a big senior of the outlet.
The big senior of the outlet is the one who made the outlet.
Hii-chan has a lot more legs when she wears it.
She has legs.
And we follow her.
I see.
So if the outlet is not enough, we go next to Hii- chan.
Then we can use it.
The number of outlets and cell phones of the members are not the same.
I see.
So when we think about how to have the power of the outlet...
Does the outlet have any power?
If you have octopus legs, even if you take it out from someone, you can put it in there and use it yourself.
So...
Are you all here to work?
Of course not.
No, no.
We're not here to play with our cell phones.
If you charge it and come here, you don't have to play with it when you're working.
It's gone by the time we get to the site.
Like on the train.
We're always playing with our cell phones.
Writing blogs.
I see.
So it's gone right away.
But there's something I really don't like.
There are outlets that only have two, two, or four.
There are people who plug in the charger and only plug in the charger when it's not connected.
There are.
Who the hell is that?
I think it's up to you whether you charge it or unplug it.
I think it's amazing, but...
It's never connected.
I don't know what to do if it's Michael.
On the contrary, if there's someone like that, I'll just borrow it.
The type is different.
No, we're pretty much the same.
We're pretty much the same.
I see.
That's right.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
Who was watching this?
Who was it?
It's a rumor about Karanoko.
Let's get rid of this rumor.
Hii-chan, what are you going to do from now on?
From now on, I'm going to bring a bigger octopus leg.
Thank you.
Don't do it outside.
Let's go.
Let's move on to the next strange event.
Strangest idling in the world
Tachibana Yurika, 19, is too clumsy to set her hair.
There are times when she tries to go on stage with a messy hair.
It's like she doesn't say anything.
Your face was messy just now.
I was so depressed because of the rumors.
Do you do the hair set yourself?
Yes, I do.
So you can't do it well?
I can't do the hair iron.
I have a perm, but if it's a long-term live, the perm will fall off and it will be messy.
But I can't use the hair iron, and I don't have it.
I was wondering what to do, so I decided to go out as it is.
Wait, you don't have it?
I don't have a hair iron.
Why?
There?
Everyone has a hair iron.
I have to do it myself and go on stage.
It's a common product.
It's like this, right?
We're not used to it.
Everyone has it, but Tachibana doesn't.
So that's why everyone's hair is beautiful?
That's right.
I didn't know that.
Isn't that a sponge?
Sponge?
I use it to curl my hair when I wake up in the morning.
It's for old ladies.
I use it for young people.
I see.
You can buy it, right?
I'm not good at it, so I can't do it.
Can't you do it?
I'll do it if I notice it.
I'm still in the middle of it.
I'll do it.
It's like when you wake up in the morning.
No way! That's what you thought?
I think everyone here, including the fans, thought that.
I'll do it properly.
I'm sorry.
From now on, you'll do it properly.
I'll buy it.
First, you'll buy the hair iron.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to the next strange event.
Strangely, Idling.
No. 6, Tomoka Yurika, even though she used two sunscreens, she got sunburned.
I really don't want to get sunburned, so I applied two sunscreens and went to Oiso's concert.
We all wore the same swimsuit and had the same time, but one of us was completely black.
What was that?
You really get sunburned, don't you, Tomoka-san?
I really get sunburned.
But really, I used two sunscreens, and they were expensive, so I was depressed.
After the recording, I was like, ah, okay.
You use two sunscreens in one day?
Even with that, you can't reach it, right?
Because, because, because...
When you use two sunscreens and get sunburned, imagine not using any of them.
That's crazy!
Crazy!
That's crazy!
It's a blackout. It's a blackout.
It's a blackout.
Really?
It's a blackout, so I painted it.
But you can still burn it.
So I'm going to do it three times.
That's impossible.
You can't give up.
Sometimes I paint it too much, I feel white, it's sweaty, and it's white.
Don't let the sunburn blend in.
The liquid is white.
Make it look like a thin film.
That's right.
You have to let it blend in.
It's not penetrating.
I'll paint it properly.
I'm glad I solved it.
You look like you've been burning for more than half a year.
Let's go.
It's a strange idling.
No. 9 Rurika Yokoyama pretends to know even if she doesn't know the topic.
The person who said this is a genius.
I think it's good.
You're overdoing it.
I'm overdoing it.
You're overdoing it.
For example, I was with Hii-chan and Ruri.
The topic that Ruri definitely doesn't know.
I went shopping the other day.
Even though Ruri agreed with me, I felt like she didn't say anything.
But I think you shouldn't make the atmosphere bad just because you're there.
So, in the sense of, oh, that's right.
But if you say, oh, you said it, and if you didn't know, you'd have to talk about it again.
That's why I'm clumsy.
Everyone's trying to get rid of it with their clumsiness.
I don't think so.
It's not like you don't like to lose?
It's completely different.
I'm trying to figure it out, but in the end, I didn't know.
After a while, the story gets mixed up.
That's right.
It's amazing.
This is super common.
It's the story when we were together.
But the most amazing thing was, for example, in the front of the dressing room.
Even if these two were there, they were talking all the time.
It's been a while since it's appeared.
I was like, oh, I see.
It's a bit like Kaede-chan.
I understand what you're talking about.
You understand?
For example, Masano-san and Maeko-san are talking.
It's really funny, but I don't know.
But it's funny, so I thought, oh, it's funny.
That's right.
It's the same.
It's a little strange.
I see.
I don't think you need to know what you don't know.
It's funny.
Let's move on.
The strangest idol ring in the world.
No. 22, Kurata Ruka, always has her mouth open.
No, but...
I've fixed it.
I have the same impression. She always has her mouth open.
No, it was open when I just came in.
It was always open when you just came in, right?
It was open.
It was open, right?
It was open, but I realized that.
So I tried really hard.
You kept trying to close it.
Yes, I kept trying to close it.
But I can't breathe through my nose.
You can't breathe through your nose, right?
I can't breathe through my nose.
I can only breathe through my mouth.
That's amazing.
If I breathe through my nose, it hurts.
Is your nose small?
It's small in the back.
It's small in the back, right?
But I touched Ruka's nose once.
And her nose was really firm.
Yes, the bones were really thick.
Yes, and her nose seemed to be able to breathe through it.
Isn't it good?
No, but...
But when I tried to breathe through my nose,
I gradually...
I really couldn't do it.
So I had no choice but to breathe through my mouth.
So I breathed through my mouth and couldn't breathe through my nose.
I don't think you have a lot of teeth.
Really.
I see.
So I want you to forgive me a little.
But you're closing your mouth now, right?
I'm trying hard now.
Isn't it really painful?
It's really painful.
It's really painful for me.
I sleep like this, but it's really painful.
You're trying hard now.
It's really painful.
I want to breathe through the gap between my teeth.
It's really painful.
Yes.
It's really painful.
I really couldn't do it.
You have to breathe a lot before recording.
Yes.
Let's move on.
IDOLiNG!
No. 15 Asahi Nao is a boy.
That's right!
That's right.
I don't like this.
This is serious.
You have to say this soon.
I was told by the members, so I confirmed it with my friends.
I was wondering if Nao was like that.
I was told she was a girl.
What?
No, no.
She's not like that.
No, no. She's a great girl.
She can talk about anything.
I heard that.
I thought she was serious.
I thought she was a boy.
I don't know what she does.
She does this before recording.
I don't understand.
What is she doing?
She's hiding behind her.
What is she doing?
Is it her appearance?
She looks like a boy.
I told you.
Her skin is smooth.
That's right.
She was a girl at first.
That's right.
It's because she quit Love Berry.
What is she doing?
A girl is like this.
A boy is like this.
That's right.
It's a male hormone.
Ame-chan said a boy has a lot of muscles.
That's right.
I was surprised.
She has a lot of muscles.
That's right.
Her skin is like this.
That's strange.
I thought she was a boy.
Fans think she's a boy.
I wrote on my blog that Asahi is a boy.
Fans think she's a boy.
I didn't know that.
I think fans think so, too.
You're a fan of briefs, aren't you?
Why are you a fan of briefs?
Stand up.
She's a prince.
That's not true.
She's a princess.
That's all I can see.
She's a prince for a while.
She's a prince for a few months.
I took a picture of her with this.
Fans think she's a girl.
I don't know.
Let's move on to the last one.
This is the last one.
This fall, the story of Makarizumu's appearance in the original story will be broadcasted.
It's the first time in the history of the show. Please watch it.
It's amazing.
Why did you announce it?
What was the name of the show?
I'll say it, but this program was all an act for this announcement.
What's with this face?
Which way do you want to go?
Do you want to become an actor?
This is too amazing, I can't say anything.
This is amazing, right?
This is the original script.
And you're going to be in it.
Matsuda-san, when you're serious, you'll split it up a bit, right?
Do you understand?
Do you understand, everyone?
Sunday comedians always split it up.
When you're serious.
When you're an idol, there's a bit of a gap.
No, no, no.
You split it up.
Please watch it.
From October 6th, Saturday night at 9pm.
I can't say anything.
I want to see it.
What?
I want to see it.
I can't say anything about this.
It's too amazing.
We'll see how well you'll do with this announcement.
What are you talking about?
You're just lying.
This is the original script, right?
This is the reason.
This is the reason why you played dirty roles.
Thank you very much.
I'm surprised.
Everyone, today is September 27th.
It's Rurika Yokoyama's birthday!
Really?
Happy birthday!
Rurika Yokoyama!
Happy birthday!
There's a candle, but there's no fire.
There's no fire.
Ah, I see.
It's a fire-related problem, right?
Yes.
Then, please say something.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
How old were you when you joined?
I'm 15.
You joined when you were 15 and now you're 21.
That's amazing.
I was a junior high school teacher.
That's right.
Yes.
You've grown up.
I'm going to retire.
You're the same age as Masuda-san.
Then, how old are you?
Well, it's my 6th year.
It's your 6th year.
Yes.
I'm going to do my best.
You're going to do your best.
Yes. Thank you.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
You're 21.
Thank you.
You're 21.
Then, I'm going to blow out the candles.
Yes.
Thank you.
It's CG.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.