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In 2009, Fuji TV celebrated its 50th anniversary.
While various contents were being produced,
girls who are now growing up as idols.
The broadcast of the program, which was intended to be a one-man show,
also came to an end.
This is the dressing room just before the 500th broadcast.
Ring sharp, 500. 15 minutes before the show.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's the 500th recording.
I'm so nervous.
What should I do?
What if I fail at the 500th anniversary?
You can't do that.
If you fail at the 500th anniversary, you won't be able to do anything.
You'll end up like a bubble in the water.
What are you talking about?
It's the 500th anniversary.
You don't have to look so sad.
What are you doing?
As usual, let's play a game.
Really, really.
Congratulations on the 500th anniversary.
I'm so scared.
I've heard it a hundred times.
If you show up like that in front of the three of us, it's amazing.
These three are the Pochari Alliance, right?
That's right.
But I can't see anything today.
10 minutes before the performance.
Gacha! Oh, my, first-generation students.
Are you all here?
That's great. You're early.
It's a shame.
I was too excited about the 500th anniversary.
Is that so?
But it's like Yokoyama.
I think it's good.
I'm embarrassed, too.
I thought I'd do something funny for the 500th anniversary.
I've been waiting all morning.
I can't do it.
Is that so?
But it's like Yokoyama.
I think it's good.
But it's not because it's the 500th anniversary.
I've been taking care of the first-generation students.
I'm really grateful to you.
Are you stupid?
We're all idling.
I'm sure we're all rivals in the entertainment world.
But now, first-generation students, second- generation students, third-generation students.
Let's all work together.
What should I do if I don't do my best?
Idling is still going on.
After the 500th anniversary, it's the 1000th anniversary.
Teacher, 1000 times?
Can we really do it?
I'm sure we can do it.
You idiot!
What are you going to do?
That's what idling is.
Michael!
All right, everyone.
Let's get going.
Are you ready?
Yes!
HONA idling 500 times special. Let's go!
And so, the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd generation of idling
have once again joined forces together before the 500th broadcast.
Once again, they have begun to sing and dance.
Now, let's have them sing with all their might.
Tomorrow's release, idling's new single,
Baby Blue.
Here we go!
Let's go, let's chase it once more
To the building where the fast wind is waiting
Run through the sky of Baby Blue
So that the heart that believes in you will smile
Even when we're apart
We'll always be together, my best friend
At the time of light
We'll always be together, my best friend
Kagayaku toki wo koete Let's go beyond the sparkling time
I'll do my best till dawn, hara hara
Let's go, chasing the sun
Let's go, running through the sky
Let's chase after the rainbow
To the field where the fast wind is waiting
I'll run through the sky of the table
So that my believing heart can smile
Let's chase after our dream
I'll run through the sky of the table
When I flap my wings as a lady
The heart I believe in is the light
You and I are the light
It's starting from here, you and I
Hello everyone, I'm your host, Michiru Makajima.
And I'm your TV announcer, Maiko Saito.
Nice to meet you all.
This program is for all the girls who are growing up as idols.
It's a program where we aim to make you one of us.
The next episode of Chiyo's Idol Diary is...
Every Tuesday at midnight, at 6.33pm.
Please watch it.
Let's introduce them.
Chiyo's Idol Diary
Everyone, today is the 500th anniversary of this program.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing.
It's not like Fuji TV.
I wonder if it's okay to laugh.
How are you?
And Sazae-san.
We're laughing.
Today, you're wearing a white dress.
Today, you're wearing a dress.
Yes.
Today, you can drink as much as you want for 6,000 yen per hour.
Kawamura-san, you're wearing a yokai human, Bella.
It doesn't seem like you're the only one who has Bella's whip.
It's a holy weapon.
It's like an adult.
Hashimoto-san, you're overdoing it.
Are you okay?
It's like an adult.
You did your best.
It's like a presentation.
It's like a piano.
First of all, for the 500th anniversary opening,
I'd like you to play a play with the wish that the feelings of the idol members should be even more united.
How was it, Masuno-san?
What?
You were doing your best.
I was doing my best.
Yazawa-san was the only one who was floating.
Why?
You were the only one who was acting.
That's right.
I was the only one who was looking at my face.
I was serious.
I've never spoken Kansai dialect, so I didn't understand it well.
I didn't understand it well.
It was difficult.
It was interesting.
It was very interesting.
It was suitable for the 500th anniversary.
I'd like to see it for another two hours.
Let's break the ball.
Let's do it together.
Congratulations on the 500th anniversary.
We have a present for you.
This is the present for the members.
This is a melon cake.
This is a present for the members.
This is really...
It doesn't hurt even if you put it in your eyes.
You want to put it in your eyes? You're lying.
It's good! It's good!
This is a melon!
Melon! You're using a really good melon.
It's an important melon!
Is it good?
It's good!
You're lying!
I want to eat it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can have the last one.
Is it okay?
Yay!
I'll have the big one.
It looks good!
This is really good!
It's really good!
It's good!
It's soft.
It's sweet.
You can eat as much as you want.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There are a lot of them.
That's why there are a lot of new members.
You can eat two of them today.
It's really good.
The melon is really sweet.
It smells good.
It's soft.
It's sweet.
It's really good.
It's time for us to eat, too.
It's really good.
There's only 20,000 yen for one.
You can eat as many as you want.
Let's eat.
I'd like to give them out to everyone.
What's going on?
Why aren't you eating?
Oh no.
How many are there today? 14?
14 people, right?
Yes, there are.
There are only 13.
I didn't have enough for my replacement.
I'm really sorry. I had enough for the first one.
I'm really sorry.
I wanted to eat with everyone.
If there's not enough, it can't be helped.
It's been a while.
I'll do it 500 times.
20,000 yen each for the Super Melon Shortcake Battle Royale!
It's been a while!
I didn't think it would end up like this.
Right?
Well, it can't be helped.
Saito-san, please explain.
It was delicious.
Now, everyone will have to play a tournament where only one person can eat the Super Melon Shortcake.
The competition is simple rock-paper-scissors.
The person who loses until the end will not be able to eat it.
You can't eat it forever. You can't eat it until you die.
Why?
Now, everyone, please make a pair.
Please make a pair of rock-paper-scissors.
It was delicious.
Let's eat this later.
Let's eat it later.
Hurry up.
Do your best.
It's delicious.
The cream is too sweet.
Did you eat it?
Yes.
It's delicious.
Now, who will go first?
Which pair should we play rock-paper-scissors with?
I'll go.
Then, the fastest pair, Kiguchi-san and Yazawa- san.
I'll definitely eat it.
It's a one-time match.
I'll eat it first.
Now, let's go.
Battle Cake Royale.
Start.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Ai-kun.
Are you all right?
I won't lose.
There's food on it.
That's right.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Stop it.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yazawa-san won.
So, Yazawa-san won.
It's really delicious.
There's a lot of melon on it.
If you eat a little, you'll fall down.
I'll eat it.
From the melon.
It's rolling.
I'll eat it.
I'm sorry, Ami-chan.
The melon spreads right away, doesn't it?
Melon?
Melon.
The smell is amazing.
It smells good.
The melon is coming out of the bone.
It's the smell.
It's an amazing smell.
Kikuchi-san can't eat it for the rest of her life.
But it's 13 pieces.
I'll do it again.
You can do it.
You have another chance.
Do your best.
Let's move on.
The next pair is...
Kawamura-san.
Kawamura-san and Tachibana-san.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
Yazawa-san, please tell them.
Look at the melon.
It's rolling.
Melons don't roll easily.
Do your best.
Let's start the game.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Tachibana won.
It's good.
With the ice cream, it's a bit...
It's a good thing that there's ice cream in it.
Today, the melon is fresh.
Look at it properly.
Look at it while you're eating.
Look at it.
It's good.
It's good, right?
What's with that smile?
Okay, so, Tachibana-san, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Please do your best.
Now, let's move on.
Next, who wants to do it?
Yes!
Okay, the fastest one is...
The youngest duo.
Isn't it the youngest?
The youngest duo?
They're similar, aren't they?
They're similar.
Their outfits are similar, too.
Now, please do your best.
K-Killoire, start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yay!
Thank you!
When you two were playing rock-paper-scissors, it was like a morning children's show.
Now!
It's better to take the part with a lot of fresh cream.
And...
I can't drink milk.
What?
Then the part with fresh cream is also delicious.
Let's eat!
As expected, Chibikko.
Fresh cream is...
Fresh cream is also amazing.
It's really fresh cream.
It's delicious.
Right?
It's delicious.
Really.
Hashimoto should have won.
Why did you win?
So, please bet on the next chance.
Why did Nakano win?
And why did you say there?
Because it's the 7th round.
Let's go to the next round.
Next, Sakai.
Sakai.
Oh, it's a competition of the same age.
Do your best!
As expected, the seniors should beat the juniors.
That's right.
The juniors don't have to beat the seniors.
Rock-paper-scissors has a lot of meanings.
Please do your best.
Let's go.
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors.
You made a mistake.
What?
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
I was about to say I'm sorry.
That's why she was lying.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yes!
Ahora es la victoria!
You took off your jacket.
Here comes the main dish!
Excuse me, senpai.
Here you go, Takai-san.
I cut them all the same size.
They all look delicious.
Can I have a melon?
No, you can't.
I'll eat the melon part.
Wow, look at this.
It looks delicious.
Senpai, you first.
Wow, amazing.
It's really delicious.
How is it, Honjin-san?
Takai-san, you said it's delicious.
Wow, I feel like my tongue is melting.
See?
It's hard to melt your tongue.
It's delicious.
So, Honjin-san, it's a shame.
Let's move on.
Who wants to play rock-paper-scissors?
Asahi-san and Yokoyama-san.
All right.
I'll do my best.
All right.
Good luck.
Let's start the game.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Asahi-san wins!
I can eat as many as I want.
It's delicious.
I'll eat it.
It's amazing.
Yokoyama-san, it's amazing.
It's amazing!
Yokoyama-san, it's amazing.
I don't know.
It's amazing.
Melon is amazing.
Melon is really amazing.
It's really amazing.
Yokoyama-san, melon is really amazing.
I love melon, so I want to eat it.
It's delicious.
It's a shame.
Everyone, are you ready?
Melon is really amazing.
All right.
Let's move on to the next game.
Endo-san and Tanaka-san.
It's a heavy game.
Let's start the cake-royal.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Bye-bye!
I've never seen you like this.
This is your favorite melon.
You like melon.
Here, eat it.
It's a melon.
Maipuru, you've lost weight.
Endo-san, it's a shame.
Really?
So far, you've lost.
Oh, there's more.
Miyake-san and Oka-san, please come.
Let's do it.
I won't lose.
Let's start the cake-royal.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Bye-bye!
I lost!
I like fruit.
Let's eat.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
Miyake-san, please join us.
Miyake-san, there's more.
There's more?
Wait, wait.
I want to eat.
I like melon.
I want to eat melon.
You can join us.
Who's joining?
Kikuchi-san?
Kikuchi-san, there's more?
I see.
Kikuchi-san is disqualified.
Get out of the way.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
OK, you lost!
OK, please stop.
OK, Kimu, you will be the third one.
OK, you two, please form a group.
OK, one, two, three.
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
OK, Kimu, you won again.
OK, please stop.
OK, now it's time for the announcement.
We will broadcast the match between Hiroshima and Hiroshima at 5.50 p.m.
Which team will win?
Don't miss it!
OK, you have 50 seconds left.
Oh, sorry.
OK, you have 500 seconds left.
If you win, you can eat this.
If you lose, you can't eat this.
Please watch how everyone eats.
The winning or losing is important for the 500th anniversary.
It's big. It means fortune-telling.
OK, you two, good luck!
This is the last match.
The battle cake is ready.
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
You are partners, right?
Yes!
You are partners!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Good for you, Miyake.
Even if you lose, you will win in the end.
Rock-paper-scissors!
How do you feel, Yokoyama-san?
I'm nervous. I feel like I've won all the auditions I've been in.
That's right. You're still alive.
Now, Yokoyama-san, I'm not a demon.
I'll let you eat just one bite.
Just one bite.
Just one bite, but I want you to feel the same way as everyone else.
Here it is.
Open!
One piece of Kinoko-no-yama!
It's really good.
The melon is crumbly, isn't it?
How is it?
This is what small happiness feels like.
Goodbye!
Thank you!
Here's Kinoko-no-yama.
Rurika-chan, it's so good that I'm sighing.
I didn't think I'd be the only one left.
You think you can win?
I think I can win.
Aren't you overjoyed?
I'm the type of person who can't be one of these people.
I see.
You usually eat at a good place.
That's right. I usually eat meat at a good place.
That's right. You didn't do that before.
This is to commemorate the 500th episode.
Even after the broadcast, I really can't eat it.
Then, Yokoyama-san, why don't you interview her?
At least ask her.
Kawamura-san, you have a great expression when you eat.
How is it?
I'm sorry. I'm a junior, but I ate it.
That's right. She's a junior at the office.
The melon has a really good taste.
Then, let's ask Serina who doesn't like melons.
Don't ask her!
The combination of fresh cream and sponge is really good. It's really delicious.
Ton-chan is eating it all.
I'm sorry.
It's so delicious that I can't give it to you.
I don't want to eat it.
How was it, everyone?
It was fun.
I didn't expect you to eat such delicious food.
As expected, the new producer is kind.
How about you, Yokoyama-san?
I think he's kind.
To everyone.
We've reached 500 times today.
It's the 501st time starting tomorrow.
Everyone, let's do our best.
That's all.
It was Battle Cake Royal for the 500th anniversary.