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Once and for all, we'll stop the competition.
We have to be quiet.
I feel very anxious.
Tonight...
Once and for all, we'll stop the competition.
While the show is paused and the entertainers' switches are turned off...
You're talking too much.
Who wants chocolate?
Once and for all, we'll stop the competition.
The four students of "Hinata Baka Forty Six" will compete how much laughter they can take out in this new project.
"Forty"?
Forty...
No.
Forty...
Can they make idols laugh even when they're off?
Chocolate Runner
This time, we have a fake project called "Hinata Baka's Gachinko Sports Competition" with the entertainers.
Five students of "Hinata Baka Forty Six" will compete how much laughter they can take out in this new project.
While the show is paused and the entertainers' switches are turned off...
You'll compete how much laughter you can take out in this new project.
As an assistant, we have Kumi Sasaki of "Hinata Baka's Gachinko Sports Competition".
Thank you for having me.
It's been about a year since "Hinata Baka Forty Six" started.
There are many members who haven't done much variety shows.
This time, we'll compete how much laughter we can take out...
Among these five members of "Hinata Baka Forty Six" who have little variety experience...
Basically, they all use funny terms.
But it's hard to tell if it's love laughter or genuine laughter.
There's a member called "Yamashita Haruka" who basically laughs without knowing the meaning.
What do you mean by "laugh"?
Without understanding what we're saying?
Without understanding the meaning, we haven't had much conversation.
So you're saying it's laughter.
You'll laugh no matter what we say.
Each time you laugh, we'll give you 500 yen prize money.
Wow!
The first challenger is...
Matsuo.
Yes.
I knew it.
It looks good.
Matsuo usually does this.
It looks really good.
No, this is pretty good.
Wow!
You prepared chocolate.
That was quick!
But...
There's a member called "Shogenji Yoko" who loves chocolate on her Valentine's Day.
This is pretty good.
She eats chocolate, talks, and sticks it to her teeth and talks.
Wow!
She doesn't have front teeth anymore.
This is definitely good.
So for the opening of the store project, we met up with "Hinatazaka Yonkisei".
Thank you for the food!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
It's started! Choco Planner!
Yeah!
Today's topic is...
Comedians vs. Hinata-zaka46
Gachinko Sports Battle!
Yeah!
Gachinko Battle!
At a sports attraction in Tokyo Dome City,
comedians and Hinata-zaka46
will have a Gachinko Battle!
Yes!
I'm not so shabby
as to lose to such a petite woman.
A petite woman?
How old are you?
I'm 38.
38 is a good age.
Let's start the first game!
Yes! Thank you!
I'll stop it for now.
The fake recording will be stopped for now.
First,
Matsuo-san's challenge will start.
The time limit will be
until you start again.
Please wait for a moment.
Zoi-kun, you're 38?
You're 38?
Don't be shy.
You're 38?
Well,
I'm in my 20s.
I see. You're 38.
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 44.
You're 44?
Don't force it.
You're 44, right?
How old are you?
You're 16?
Wow!
You're 16!
You're 16.
Amazing!
Matsuo-san's move.
Who wants chocolate?
Chocolate.
You don't want it?
It's recorded.
Let's not eat it.
It's recording.
It's starting.
Do you want it?
Please eat it.
You don't want it?
It's cold today.
Right?
It's cold.
We are energetic.
We are young.
Are you okay?
It's cold.
I will take off my pants.
Why is it cold?
Who saw your pants before?
What do you mean?
Do you want me to take off my pants?
You usually wear long pants, right?
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable?
It's fashionable.
Do you have accessories?
Accessories?
Do you have accessories?
Accessories you like.
Where do you think it is?
It's nice.
- May I? - Sure.
It's okay. It might take some time.
- Because you were born on Valentine's Day? - That's right.
- Bazo! - Born on Valentine's Day?!
- Born on Valentine's Day. - Wow.
- You're almost Chocolate Bryant. - That's right!
- What? - What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- Then... - Here it is.
- Thank you for waiting! - Sure!
- You're welcome. - Good luck!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- So, Bazo's channel ended. - What was it like?
There were quite a lot of love and hate.
(Laughter)
I was surprised.
Choco was quite love and hate.
So I did it too.
The girls in the back...
They were like...
(Laughter)
They were like...
Are they weird people?
It's a little scary.
The next challenger is...
The two of Long Coat Daddies.
I'm scared.
Yes.
Let's start.
The first game is...
Batting match!
(Applause)
First of all, it's a fake recording of a batting match.
Hinata, Zakao and Yonkisei...
will control the ball.
The entertainers will see...
if they can hit a hit.
The first batter is...
Domae!
And...
The second batter is...
Domae!
Domae, you used to play baseball, right?
No, I only played boys' baseball.
There's a bouldering match too.
That's right.
I haven't seen that in a while.
That's amazing.
I've been doing bouldering lately.
Really?
I like it a lot.
Wow!
Is it okay?
It's a lot of fun.
Can you do it?
Wow!
It looks like you can do it.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I fell down.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
I've been doing it for about two years now.
You don't look like you're tired.
I'm tired.
You've been doing it for two years, right?
Yes, I have.
Many people have taught me how to do it.
Wow!
Can you do it with only the green ball?
It's a little difficult.
This one?
I want to see it.
Can you do it with only the green ball?
I think I can do it.
What?
Really?
It's difficult.
It looks difficult.
It's difficult.
How about you?
It's difficult.
There is a compatibility.
Compatibility?
It's like there was no powder today.
Yes, powder.
It's like rosin.
Powder?
It can't be helped.
It's slippery.
I won't do it today.
It's funny.
The more the fun, the more it's fun.
It's like it's fun.
Go!
It's Don Mai's batting challenge.
Wow.
At first, you have to do it slowly.
So fast!
It's very fast.
Don Mai and Emazue continue to bat.
It's very fast.
Thank you very much.
Please stop for a moment and wait.
It's time for the next game.
In the morning, I'm alone.
Where are you from? Tokyo?
I'm from Kanagawa Prefecture.
Where are you from?
I'm from Yokohama Prefecture.
I don't know much about Yokohama.
I'm from Chiba Prefecture.
I'm from Makuhari Prefecture.
You're from Fukui Prefecture.
I'm from Hokkaido Prefecture.
I'm from Sapporo Prefecture.
I don't know much about Sapporo.
I'm from Hokkaido Prefecture.
Where are you from?
I'm from Fukui Prefecture.
Did you get it?
I don't know much about Sapporo.
Mr. Domae won 6,500 yen.
The next challenger is me!
Congratulations!
Mr. Osada was responsible for the fake competition.
But after this...
While Mr. Osada was batting,
he pretended to be injured and paused the recording.
Will he be able to laugh in a more tense situation?
Don't read it.
That's low!
That's fast!
You're slow! You're slow at batting!
You're slow at batting until you're slow.
You're late sometimes.
What's up?
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Ouch! Sorry.
Are you okay?
Sorry for hitting you all of a sudden.
Are you okay?
Do you want me to help you?
No, it's okay.
Are you okay?
Did you hurt your wrist?
I think so.
It's been a while since I've had a fluke.
Because it happens all of a sudden?
Yes.
What happened?
It looked like a fluke.
I could see it from this angle.
It's dangerous to hit it like this.
Fluke.
It was like this.
I hit the ball and the joint was fixed.
Oh, it was fixed?
Maybe Osawa-san was joking about it.
Oh, I see.
I was watching it, but I didn't pay much attention.
It's so fast.
It's like a bullet train or a bicycle.
It's fast!
It's scary.
Let's hit it at 130km/h.
Let's hit it at 120km/h even if it's backward.
It's faster if you hit it at 160km/h.
What?
Hit it at 160km/h?
Hit it at 140km/h.
That's faster.
Hit it at 160km/h.
Hit it at 160km/h?
Are you okay?
It was like this, wasn't it?
That's right.
Did you hold it like that?
It didn't soften easily.
Domae-san won only 2,000 yen.
Please close the batting.
Okay.
The batting match is 2-1.
Hinata-saka won!
I'm so happy!
I won!
Let's move on to the next place.
Let's go.
They moved Hinata-saka and Yonkisei to the next place.
They will repeat this.
"Longbow" and "Daddy" finished their batting match.
How do you feel now?
I was scared.
No, it's not like that.
It's scary.
I really want to say this.
Please hit it.
I didn't do anything.
No, it's not like that.
I told you not to overdo it.
It's not like that.
You looked like you were sliding all the time.
I was sliding all the time.
I was scared all the time.
Let's move on to the next place.
"Yamazoe" finished their batting match.
Can they do it?
"Domae" and "Yonkisei" had a good batting match.
That's right.
I'm going to mix "Shitsurei-boke" and "Domae-sake".
I see.
The second match is "Double Stacchi Match"!
The next tennis match is "Takkyu Match"!
They will play "Double Stacchi" for three matches.
Please get ready!
Yes!
Did you and "Shimizu" play "takkyu"?
No, we didn't.
But we played "takkyu" in "Hinatazaka".
Yes, we did.
Did you read "takkyu"?
Were you popular with girls when you were in school?
No, no, I wasn't popular with girls.
I don't think so.
Yamatoi is being rude again.
You both suck.
In "Tokyo Dome City", which we visited for filming this time,
the new sensation illumination produced by Osada-san, "Show Illumi" was also held.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Okay, let's stop it for now.
While the shooting has stopped and the recording has started, let's have a laugh! "Once and for all, let's stop it" championship, Yamazoi-san's challenge!
I haven't done it before, but in "Hinatazaka"...
I think there must have been a lot of men who were definitely like "kyon" like you, Chougenji-san.
No!
You don't?
No, I don't!
You don't, do you?
You have to work a little harder.
That's right.
It's difficult, isn't it?
You're saying rude things.
Fujishima-san, you've been popular, haven't you?
No, not at all.
That's true.
So, you weren't popular, were you?
I wasn't popular.
Your personality and everything is crooked.
I mean, girls are cute, you know.
Oh, here it is!
Yes, yes, yes!
Thank you!
Yamazoi-san won 6,000 yen for his last rude joke.
Let's start again.
Four, three...
Fake project.
In a ping-pong match, the entertainer team wins twice in a row.
You're not mature!
You're not patient!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Thank you!
And now...
While everyone is recording, everyone goes to get their laughs.
It's getting hot in here.
It's getting hot, isn't it?
That's true.
It's amazing.
We're wearing sweatpants.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
That's true.
That's true, it's warm in here.
Matsuo-san will set up the game first.
Pato san, why are you wearing a guard?
It's not a guard! Where is it?! Look at me!
Guard. A. B. C. Guard.
It's not a guard!
You're burning up.
It's not a guard! Look at me!
Where are you burning up?! It's not a guard!
What is this?!
It's not a guard! It's not a guard!
Did you get a ball of violence?
Where is it?! It's a guard!
You're burning up!
It's longer than a guard!
I know!
You just said "guard" once!
My stomach hurts.
Whose stomach?
Pato san's.
It's you! You're the only one who doesn't have a stomachache!
Really?!
Let me see it again.
It's normal now.
What?!
I ate a bowling ball!
That's amazing!
You ate it all!
Wait a minute!
What?!
It's normal now.
It's normal, isn't it?!
It's normal.
You're burning up.
Let me see it again.
Stop it!
It looks like it came out of your mouth!
Stop it!
It's funny!
What is it?!
It's not a guard!
And the fake recording is the last match!
You're good!
You're really good!
You're good!
What?!
It came out! It came out!
You're talking fast!
It came out! It came out!
Let's continue!
It came out! It came out!
But in fact...
Right after this match,
Ms. Osada will do a prank on the staff.
The last one is...
Will everyone be able to laugh even in the worst atmosphere?
Everyone will challenge!
Go!
Wow!
Such a bad combination!
So, Team Hinata and Zaka won!
We lost!
You were really good at it.
Wow! But you were good at it.
You did it safely, Ujima-chan.
You were really good at it.
I've never done it like this before.
You've never done it like this before?
Yes.
You were really good at it.
Excuse me for a moment.
Yes.
I don't know you.
You don't know me at all.
Excuse me for a moment.
Excuse me.
You were really good at it.
Osamu-san.
Yes.
From the table tennis court...
It's getting hot.
It was amazing.
Can we do it one more time?
No, no, no.
Maybe we should do it one more time.
No, no, no.
Maybe I was thinking about that.
What?
I called Sasaki-san.
I'm sure that was him.
It must be him.
That's right.
Seriously.
Stop it!
Seriously.
I'm sorry.
Seriously.
Thanks!
I'm sorry.
I don't know if you heard me.
Yeah.
Why did you suddenly say "guards"?
Me?
Did you hit me?
I wasn't saying "guards".
I said "guards".
I was in the middle of a game.
"Guards"?
I didn't say "guards".
Did you want to be in trouble?
"Guards" you said?
I'm not Gaze!
You're losing your concentration.
What's wrong with me today?
I'm not Gaze!
That's weird.
But it's really my youth.
My youth.
- Sorry for disturbing you. - Sorry for disturbing you. Are you okay?
- You're going to the final of R-1, right? - Sorry for disturbing you. Are you okay?
- Sorry for disturbing you. - Sorry for disturbing you.
Suddenly, Sasaki-san cries and leaves the venue.
Then...
- Excuse me, wait a minute. - No, no, I'm not really sorry for disturbing you.
He collides with Osada-san who is about to leave and the venue is in a mess.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Can you check the segment one more time?
It's not good for TV.
It's going to be a disaster. This show is going to be a disaster.
If it's going to be like this, it's really...
- Excuse me, wait a minute. - Yes? - It's about lyrics. - Okay, first of all...
- A group of "gaze" (gangsters) - A group of "gaze" (gangsters)
- Can you come here? - I can't be a "gaze" (gangster) idol.
- You can't be a "gaze" (gangster) idol. - You're the only one who can be a "gaze" (gangster) idol.
- Why? Because you're all "gaze" (gangsters) - You're all "gaze" (gangsters)
- I'm not "gaze" (gangster) - You're both "gaze" (gangster)
- I'm not "gaze" (gangster) - There are always these things.
- Please don't do this to me. - There are always these things.
- Please don't do this to me. - "gaze" (gangster)
- And... - Are you okay? - I'm sorry. I can't dance.
- And... - Okay. - Okay.
- So, actually, it's not a sports competition today!
- What? - What?
- After this, we'll reveal the four justice of "inatazaka"!
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So it's not a sports competition today.
It was a project called "Once Tomimatsu Championship".
You said you would stop for a moment, but the camera stopped, right?
Yes.
You were trying to make everyone laugh as much as you could.
Happy.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
The last thing you made people laugh was actually a prank.
Is it a lie?
It's a lie.
No.
Kumi-san.
I'm not crying.
Kumi-san is crying.
I thought Kumi-san cried.
Don't you cry?
I don't cry at all.
Kumi-san cried because you started it on your own.
I didn't start it.
I'm not asking you.
Who was the funniest?
"Girls" is my favorite.
"Girls"?
Yay!
"Girls" is your favorite?
Yay!
I'm glad.
"Girls" is your favorite and you've been doing it for a long time.
I want to do it, too.
Shimizu-san, are you okay?
When you told me you were from Chiba, I was happy.
But when I found out that you were from Fukui, I was a little lonely.
Because you were lonely.
I made you feel lonely.
"Terasa" added the unfinished version of "Girls" after this.
Please watch it.
That's all for today.
Thank you, members.