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I'm already 44 years old, but I don't know faces of young people anymore.
I don't know.
My brain is like that.
Old men's brain.
That's right.
This project is "Gakuya-aisatsu-narismashi-senshuken".
The target is an old men entertainer of the ARAFIFU generation.
They will appear in a fake show where they play board games with idols.
They will learn the rules of a board game called "ubongo 3D" under the direction of a fake staff.
Six members of Hinatazaka46 will say hello to you.
May we have your introduction?
Captain Kumi Sazaki and five fresh members who joined in 2022.
Let me introduce you.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Kumi Sazaki.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Jiyoko Shogin.
I'm Shimizu Rio.
I'm Miyachi Sumire.
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for joining us.
This speed is impossible.
She is a flash crime.
After that, they will have a strategy meeting that will confuse old men's brains with all of them.
They will dress up in various items and become fake idols.
And they will go to the dressing room of old men entertainers to say hello again.
Good morning.
We are "Kirisame's Breakfast".
May we have your introduction?
I'm Yoko Soul.
I'm Sumire Soul.
Let's say it together.
We are "Cami Soul".
Oh, I see.
Even after the third dressing room introduction...
There are a lot of various idols.
I didn't notice it at all.
How many times do you have to say hello to notice that the same people are coming?
It reduces the decrease in the number of people.
Is Sasaki-san known as "Rossi-san"?
No, it's my first time meeting him.
- Can you say that? - Can you say that?
- Yes, I can.
It's a one-chan, but can you say "Poo" Sasaki-san?
I see.
Oh, it's "Poo"?
- You're not known as "Poo", are you? - No, I'm not.
- What's "Poo"? - What's "Poo"?
- "Poo" is... - Which one is "Poo"?
- Do you put it on your waist like this? - Do you put it on your waist like this?
This is "Poo".
- What kind of concept is "Poo"? - What kind of concept is "Poo"?
- "Poo" is lame. - "Poo", what do you mean?
Wait... Oh, does it hold?
- It doesn't hold. - I never thought of it.
Oh, it's "Poo", it's "Poo". Oh, it's "Poo", it's "Poo".
- Oh, it's "Poo", it's "Poo". - You're so cute.
- She's holding marshmallows. - She's holding marshmallows.
"Poo" is "Poo".
- "Poo" is "Poo". - "Poo" is...
- "Poo" is "Poo". - "Poo" is "Poo".
Please treat me kindly today.
- Please say "please". - Please say "please".
Yes.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- I'll be back soon. - Yes.
- Sasaki-san, you're on TV all the time. - That's right.
If you don't know this, you're in trouble.
- I drank with Rossi-san when we were alone. - Yes.
- I didn't know what you were talking about for a long time. - No, no, no.
- It can't be like that. - Is it a tongue twister? - Tongue twister.
- Tongue twister.
- Even if you notice it, you don't know it's a tongue twister, do you? - I don't know.
Even if you don't know it's a tongue twister, you don't know it's a tongue twister, do you?
Sasaki-san, please say hello to the audience for the second time.
- Yes. - Can I say hello?
- She's making it up. - Yes.
- She's making up a character. - It's a mysterious game.
- Excuse me. - Oh, you're alone.
- Yes. - Good morning. - Good morning.
I'm Puno-pe, and I'll be your guest today.
- Thank you for having me. - Puno-pe-san.
There's a team called "pe", and I'm "pe" alone.
- So there's another "pe", "pu" here? - Oh, I'm alone, but I'm "pe".
- Puno-pe-san. - Yes. - Good.
- Please come in. - Excuse me, this is...
"po".
- "Po". - Oh, I see. - This "pe" is...
- Please. - Huh? "pe" with "pu"? "Pe" with "po"?
- That's right. - "Pe" with "pe". - Yes.
- That's right. - That's right.
- I don't know. - Yes.
- That's funny. - Please take care of me, "pe".
- "Pe"? What's "pe" about? - Please take care of me.
- Excuse me. - No, it's okay. - Please take care of me. - Yes.
Wait, do you notice me?
From "pe" san... "pe" no "po"... "pe" no "po" san to "poomotor".
Yes, thank you.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- "pe" no "po" san to "poomotor". - "pe" no "po" san to "poomotor".
No, no, no.
Even if all the members say hello four times in a row, Rossi san doesn't notice it.
- It's a little mysterious. - You made it up.
- I want you to go to "ayueo" right now. - "Ayueo"?
- Shall we go to "ayueo"? - Let's go to "ayueo" right now.
- We want to go to "ayueo" right now. - "Ayueo"...
- What should we do? - Can't Sasaki san say it again?
- I can say it forever. - It won't end.
- Let's say "um" in "ayueo".
"ayueo" "um"
- Six of you say it. Six of you say it. - Yes.
- Is this outfit okay? - No, no, no.
- No, it's not okay. - It's not okay.
- Shall we go to "ayueo"? - It's a little tight, isn't it?
Isn't a parka good? A parka...
- Maybe you have the image of "camisole" just now. - Isn't this outfit not enough?
- Everyone doesn't think it will go like this.
The outfit is Hinatazaka46's uniform with different colored cardigan and jacket.
- I know it, but... - Yes.
- This is "ne". - It's the same!
- It's the same! It's really funny!
- Please notice it! - Please notice it!
- This is the last one!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- I knew you'd notice it!
- I think I'll remember Hinata's school uniform.
- I'm sure I'll remember it!
- With almost the same school uniform, it's the fifth school night greeting!
- Excuse me!
- Good morning!
- Please! - Good morning!
- Your hand is here! - Your hand is here!
- We are...
- ayueo!
- a!
- i!
- u!
- e!
- o!
- n!
- One person is too many.
- We are ayueo!
- Please take care of us! - Please take care of us!
- And, this is...
- our merchandise...
- "ne".
I thought it was a pig's foot.
It's a pig's foot.
Wow, it looks delicious.
Isn't it there?
This is a pig's foot.
You really don't know?
Please.
We don't know if it's a pig's foot or not.
Please.
Oh, my God.
It might be like this because it's in front of them.
It's 50 won.
50 won?
What was it?
Was it a name?
Seriously.
I don't know.
Please don't. It's scary.
It's not good.
Not good at all.
It's like...
It's not good.
It's like a documentary.
It's amazing.
It's like...
I can't laugh anymore.
Clear.
You didn't know it at all, did you?
I didn't know it at all.
It was very eye-opening.
ROSHIZA, GIVE UP.
It's over.
OK.
It's coming. It's coming.
What?
ROSHIZA TELLS A STORY.
I'm OSADA of CHOCOLATE PLANET.
What?
Idols just said hello to you, didn't they?
Yes.
Did they change anything?
What do you mean "change"?
They have always changed.
How did they look like?
What?
They were young...
and very cute.
Yes.
They were wonderful people.
I see.
Could you come here for a moment?
What do you mean "come"?
Please.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What's up?
Come here.
Ayueo, right?
Ayueo.
It's Ayueo.
Thank you for coming.
It's Ayueo, but it's not really Ayueo.
Yes.
What?
Do you know what it is?
Isn't it "po"?
"Po" is...
It's not "po".
It's "nepo".
It's not "po".
What?
It's "pu".
It's "pu" and "penopo".
That's right.
It's "pu" and "penopo".
It's not "pu" and "penopo".
What?
Take it off, everyone.
Ah, everyone is united.
I see. It's you, everyone.
It's you, everyone.
It's Hinatazaka46 members.
You came first, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
The same members said hello as other idols.
I noticed it.
I was already absorbed in "ubongo".
"ubongo" is really heavy.
As for Sasaki-san, you said it in a row.
Really?
What else?
The first one is "hinatazaka".
hinatazaka
"pu" and "penopo".
"ayueyo" and "un".
"un".
That's right.
Now...
That's right.
It's a little scary.
It's a conscious problem.
I don't know.
Maybe you didn't say "ubongo".
What is "ubongo"?
What kind of game is that?
You can't do it like this or like that.
What kind of game is that?
You can't do it like that.
What kind of game is that?
Please remember it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Now, the last one is this person.
He is Masanori who is 22 years old.
He is 52 years old.
He is the oldest among us.
He is the youngest among us.
He looks like an old man.
I think he can do anything.
I don't think it will end for real.
So, this time, the members of Hinatazaka46 will change their positions and go several times.
They won't change their uniforms.
I think he can do anything.
But like in the video, we don't know where he is right now.
We know. We know.
Let's go.
Yes, please.
First of all, the usual school night greetings.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
We would like to greet you.
We are Hinatazaka46.
Thank you for having us today.
Thank you for having us.
Look at your grandson.
Thank you for having us.
He is smiling.
He is into the first word.
We will change our formation.
Yes, we will change our formation.
Then, Sasaki will say "excuse me, we are different members".
Yes, I got it.
Then, we will say our names.
We will say our names.
Yes.
They won't change their uniforms at all.
The six of them will go to the school night again.
This is amazing.
We don't know where he is, do we?
Well…
We don't know where he is, do we?
I'm getting bored of this.
I hope you understand.
Yes?
Excuse me, can you say hello?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, again and again.
No problem.
There are many members.
Good morning.
Good morning, we are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Saki Kumi.
I'm Shimizu Ria.
I'm Shougen Chiyoko.
I'm Fujishima Kaho.
I'm Miyachisumi Iri.
I'm Yamashita Haruka.
Thank you for having us.
Wait.
She didn't notice.
Leave it for the next show.
Tau.
Bongo!
She said hello before us!
She didn't notice.
She didn't know.
Really?
She didn't know.
No comment.
So you could go again?
You could go again?
Yes, you could.
We will introduce ourselves slowly this time.
Let's do it slowly.
Let's change the order we said our names.
Let's do it!
The same member with the same impression says hello for the third time.
Even though he is a 52-year-old man, it's too scary if he doesn't notice it.
Can I say hello?
Yes!
I'm sorry for saying it over and over again.
There are so many members.
Good morning!
We are Hinatazaka46!
I'm Kumi Hosaki.
I'm Sumire Miyachi.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Yoko Shogenji.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
I'm Ria Shimizu.
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me!
She made a good face!
What should we do?
Ah!
This is difficult. I can't do it. I can't do it.
He can't do anything and he's burning up.
This is bad. This is bad.
As expected of him, let's put a "pu" between us.
Yes, let's put a "pu" between us.
But will Sasaki-san know what "pu" is?
Sasaki-san will definitely know it.
Sasaki-san will know it.
Miyaji-san, do you want to go?
Yes.
Miyaji-san, do you want to go?
Yes.
I'll go with "pu".
Good luck.
Like Asanori-san.
pu
"pu" is like this.
"pu" is not like this.
The "pu" of the first generation.
The first generation "pu".
Like this.
Like this, "pu" continues.
Also, the way you speak is a little weird.
Yes.
I'll go.
Oh!
Good luck.
It's very thoughtful.
Very thoughtful!
Thrilling moment.
Captain Sasaki will say "puh" and say hello for the fourth time in the school night.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Good morning.
Let me say hello.
I'm "puh" of "peh".
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is "puh" of "peh".
Please take it.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Huh?
What does "po" mean?
He was very calm.
It doesn't go to the face.
"Po" is too powerful.
It doesn't go to the face.
It doesn't make sense.
That's right.
Perfect "po".
Of course it is.
Perfect "po".
Of course it is.
Well, shall we go with five people and a manager?
The manager said, "Excuse me, can you say hello?"
Even if one person and four people say the same name, it doesn't make sense.
That's right.
Four people led by a fake manager.
Finally, it's the fifth time they say hello in the dressing room.
Excuse me, good morning.
We'll say hello.
We are Hinatazaka46.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
I'm Rio Shimizu.
I'm Mitsumi.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
I'm Sumire Miyaji.
She said it twice.
Nice to meet you.
What kind of feeling is it?
Excuse me.
Look, we're going to do confirmation work now.
Excuse me.
You've said hello to me several times, haven't you?
Oh!
Really?
Let me see...
Oh! He said it!
He said it!
That's it.
Time's up!
Now, Masanori-san will tell us a story.
We're filming a show called "Choco Planner" now.
Did you encounter anything strange?
You've said hello to me several times, haven't you?
Oh! That's correct!
By the way, where did you find out?
When I said hello for the third time,
I thought we had the same face.
Oh, you mean in front of the pool?
Oh, really?
Masanori-san said he found out we had the same face for the third time, but...
Now, Masanori-san.
At first, you said hello to me, didn't you?
And you didn't find anything strange for the second time?
That's right. I didn't find anything strange for the second time.
But you said you had the same face, didn't you?
That's what you mean, right?
No, I didn't find anything strange for the second time.
And you said you had the same face for the third time, didn't you?
Who did you find strange for the first time?
I didn't notice it even in the third time.
You didn't notice it!
By the way, you said "pu", right?
I said "pu", yes.
When you said "pu", did you notice that you were a member of Hinatazaka46?
No, I didn't notice it.
You said it proudly.
Why are you so proud of it?
Did you notice that "pu" said hello as a member of Hinatazaka46?
After that?
Yes.
No, I didn't know it.
You didn't know it!
Well, everyone in Hinatazaka46...
This time...
It's a tough experiment, isn't it?
But once again...
I think we should say hello slowly.
Well...
It's not good for old men.
But we have to follow old men.
It's not bad at all.
From now on...
A few days ago, it was broadcasted.
An unprecedented summit.
Attack on Titan.
It hasn't been released yet!
I'd like to ask you about the new enemies, which you all know about.
There are some that have human bodies too.
There are some with and without skin.
Oh, is that so?
Isn't everyone without skin?
No, no, no.
I'm not called "without skin" either.
You're not called "without skin"?
Like "without a face"?
How big do you think a giant is?
About 109cm.
109cm?
Shibuya's giant.
500kg.
500kg?!
That's huge!
500kg?!
There is also a little bit of knowledge full of mistakes one after another.
Isn't everyone different depending on their hair style?
It's all set up.
So, isn't there a huge world out there? Like a beauty salon?
Oh!
Outside of the walls!
But if you have an environment like a beauty salon, why don't you wear clothes?
But that's just a concept.
The weather is good.
It's like Hawaii.
You don't have to wear clothes.
I'm from Zenrai.
Zenrai...
You've been to Zenrai before?
Well...
I've only seen you there.
I've only seen you in Zenrai.
Do you have that kind of spirit?
No, I don't have that kind of spirit, but I don't wear clothes.
You don't wear clothes?!
I've been eaten by a giant without a face.
You don't have a face?!
I barely made it out of there.
Is there anyone like you, Masanori-san?
I don't have that kind of spirit.
You don't have a face, either?
Not only that, but he also tried to make a statue out of a main character of "Attack on Titan".
With only a little bit of knowledge, Masanori-san created a statue out of a giant without a face.
This is a giant, right?
A giant.
Reverse.
And "niwa"? "niwa"... "ruwa"... "ruwa"... "osananajimi" maybe? "osananajimi" is related to "osananajimi", isn't it?
"gouroku" is related to "gouroku". Yes, "gouroku" is related to "gouroku".
"dongo" and "mirage". "dongo" and "mirage"? "dongo" and "mirage"? "dongo" and "mirage"?
And "shitajyuuyon", "megane", "joseippoi"... "saburin"... "saburin"...
Where did you get it from?
And this is "Nihon Kai Talk"!
Number seven... "yoshiki"? "yoshiki"... "yoshiki"... "yoshiki" is likely... Is "yoshiki" likely?
It doesn't look like it's from place.
Number eight... Number eight... "yahman"? "yahman"... "yahman" is like "megane".
But "kyuu" and "jyuu" is related... Both of them are "joshii".
They are "joshii"...
"masayo"?
She is different from "masayo".
A girl who is related to "masayo"?
"washi"?
"ishiwashi"?
Related?
A student friend of "washi" and "masayo"?
"washi" doesn't think so.
Why do you say "washi" one way?
I'm not the only one who thinks like that.
I'm the only one who thinks like that.
No. 11.
She is popular.
I'll give you a hint. She is a gluttonous woman.
A hint?
She is a perverted man who is a little stupid.
But she is a natural character who makes you happy even in dark times.
She is energetic. She is a gluttonous woman.
Ponpon?
She is stupid.
She is called stupid.
She is like a college nickname.
She is like a nickname.
No. 16.
I'll give you a hint.
She is a giant.
But she is about to become a giant.
That's right.
She is about to become a giant.
About to become a giant.
Her lower body is strong.
What do you think?
No. 17 is not enough.
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No. 17 is not enough. No. 17 is not enough.
No. 17 is not enough.
Go to sauna.
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