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Let's meet at Hinazazaka!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Let's meet at Hinazazaka!
Today's guest is also a member of Hinazazaka.
Nice to meet you.
Yay!
It's simple today.
It's simple.
Mr. Kasuga, what is today's topic?
Hinazazaka members' delusion future history episode 3!
It's good.
Yes, it's 3.
In the past 2 episodes, various members have announced their delusion future in chronological order.
This time too, among the chronological orders that the members thought of in advance,
Kasuga will announce the ones that he thinks are interesting.
By the way, the last time was 3 years ago.
3 years ago.
Have you seen the 4th generation?
You haven't seen it, have you?
The last time was Kanemura's anniversary, and it was a Kasuga incident.
It was 3 years ago that Kawata and I had a panda contest.
3 years ago?
It was the same day.
That's right.
It was the same recording.
It was a future history.
That's right.
What kind of incident will happen this time?
Finally, the future history of delusion will begin.
The top batter is Ushio-kun.
I'm Ushishi.
It looks interesting.
Please stop saying it from the beginning.
Here is my history of delusion.
History?
Ta-da!
I've been thinking about it.
First of all, I'm 25 years old.
Hinatazaka46's songs are so popular that they are even used in Honyarara.
Do you know what it is?
It's not a foreign song.
It's a national anthem.
Oh, it's not that far yet.
It's a national anthem.
That's what it is.
What is the national anthem?
It's a textbook.
It's getting closer.
Takeuchi.
Super battle.
It's a sharp debut.
If Super battle is used, it's like a national anthem.
Everyone has definitely participated in it.
Participation?
Yui-chan.
It's a song of the Human Rights Movement.
Human Rights Movement?
It's not a human rights movement.
Kasuga.
G1's fanfare.
That's wrong.
It's obvious.
Hinatazaka46's songs are so popular that they are even used in the sports competition.
Actually, it was a little dream.
For example, like a love fortune cookie.
Onigiri dance.
It's the same food that represents Japan.
Oh, I got a tingle.
We have that member.
Sushi.
Sushi! I was wondering what sushi dance would be like, so I thought about it today.
So, let's see the sushi dance, which is definitely going to be popular at the sports festival.
Music start!
I'm Hinatazaka46! Nice to meet you!
Sushi! Sushi!
What's that?
That's not it!
Sushi is the best!
I've seen it before!
Sushi! Sushi! Sushi!
Everyone, you have to push me!
That's what I came up with!
What do you think of my sushi dance?
As long as you give us permission to use the chassis.
I'm sorry!
We're looking forward to seeing her sushi dance next year.
Next, when she was 28 years old,
Hinatazaka46's theme park,
Hinata Dreamland was opened.
The admission fee is 460 yen for adults.
It's one coin.
It's cheap!
How much is it?
46 yen for children.
It's one coin.
And silver...
Why did you call me silver?
Silver is free.
Hinatazaka Dreamland is a theme park with facilities that suit each member's personality.
Kasuke in charge of Higashimura,
Kanezanmai in charge of Kanemura,
and Bakusui classroom in charge of Morimoto.
It seems that the members themselves work full- time as staff from morning to evening.
The director is Kasuga.
I work from 6 a.m.
I work part-time.
The director works part-time?
It's about 2,500 yen.
It's a little better than usual.
I have a dream.
It's 10 hours from 6 a.m.
You have to be very free.
From 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.
You're always there, right?
That's right. I'm always waiting.
Four years after the theme park was launched,
Ushio goes on a journey to a place where she wants to have a dream.
What is it?
This is really real.
It's not a delusion.
Is it real?
Until now...
It's not like that.
It's all real.
It's real, but...
Is it what you do in the dressing room?
That's right.
I got it.
Can I guess?
That's right.
What is this?
I'm going on a journey to find Aurora, which has been my dream for many years.
I want to see Aurora.
I didn't say that.
It's like talking to yourself.
Every day.
I don't have it.
The moment you enter the dressing room?
That's right.
I have it.
I'm arrested.
Ushio moved to Canada in search of Aurora.
When she was 35 years old, she opened a cafe in a small town in the Great Plateau.
This is the place.
Something becomes popular here.
I want you to guess this.
Indonesian goods.
It's close.
I think I can guess it.
It's close.
Modama?
Wait a minute.
I think I can guess it.
GAMURAN?
I forgot it.
You know it, right?
I can't remember it.
I can't believe it.
What is it?
The answer is...
Nacchobou is popular.
I forgot it.
What is it?
It pushes a round object away.
So, if you do it like this...
It's flying a lot.
I'm sorry.
It's been a long time.
Nacchobou has attracted attention all over the world.
She is 40 years old.
Finally, she will be called 〇〇.
I'm glad.
She has been giving out OK signs for a long time.
I think I got it.
UFO.
It's close.
UFO is close.
It's close.
It's coming.
FBI?
That's right.
I'm glad.
I can't believe it.
I can't remember it.
She is called Love Me Do.
She will be called someday.
She might break up with her family suddenly.
She said it like a greeting.
She has a lot of experiences.
Are you called as an investigator?
Yes, of course.
You are not called as an investigator.
No, I'm not.
I'm called as an investigator.
Ushio has established her position as an FBI investigator.
When I'm 48 years old,
I want to start the investigation with my sister and brother.
I've heard of it.
You can do it right away.
No, it's not that easy.
According to Kasuga and Nibuto,
let's do the video distribution simulation of Salisac.
Hello, I'm Salisac.
I'm Ribsac.
I'm Bigsac.
Today, we're going to play a game called Bakubaku Balloon.
Here it is.
You have to shake the dice and stick a matchstick to the number of numbers you get.
As soon as the balloon breaks, the person loses.
I'll go first.
Six.
Six, six.
Don't pressure me.
It's three.
Here I go.
I'm scared.
Here I go.
It's going well.
I'm scared.
It's two.
I'll go, Ribsac.
Six, six, six.
It's five.
I'm scared.
I'll go around here.
It's three.
I'll go around here.
Here I go.
It's five.
It's five, isn't it?
Is it?
It's four.
It's alive.
It's five.
I got five.
It's one.
It's six.
Six, six, six.
Are you okay?
Six, five, four, three, two, one.
It's amazing how the camera feels every time.
Good, good, good, good, good.
It's my sister.
How many minutes is this video?
No, no, no.
Who is it?
Who is this?
I got six.
I'm sorry, but the number of comments is 8.
That's not a lot.
Let's get back on track and move on to Yamaguchi's delusional future history.
Here is my delusional future history.
First, I was 19 years old.
I was bullied.
What?
I didn't hear anything.
You didn't hear anything, did you?
It's okay.
I was 19 years old.
I'm going to be a senior of a character named Marumaru.
It's difficult.
What is it?
Takeuchi.
I'm going to be a senior of a character named Kasuga.
It's a scary story.
I'm going to be a senior of a character named Marumaru.
What kind of senior is it?
Morimoto.
Senior?
Don't write such a thing.
Morimoto is dangerous.
The correct answer is
a good senior.
I want to be a good senior.
I have three types of good seniors.
The first is easy to talk to.
The second is easy to follow.
The third is easy to rely on.
The current member is
Akari Nibu.
You want to be like Akari Nibu.
Yes.
I thought she was a good senior.
I thought she was a senior of Akari Nibu.
It's a deja vu.
It's a little different.
20 years old.
I'm going to be in a horror movie called Marumaru.
What is it?
I don't even have a smartphone.
There is such a thing.
It looks interesting.
I'm going to watch it.
The correct answer is
a fun story.
It's scary.
There are four people in the third generation.
It's a story about going to a haunted spot together.
It's fun.
Yamaguchi, which became popular with such a fun horror movie.
In 2027, Kasuyo won the broadcast of Kasugata's Kammuri program.
By the way, this time, as a simulation, we will practice Yamaguchi Koan's Sugoroku Talk.
I'll shake it.
Yes, please.
One, two, three, four.
The second one.
Which member do you care about recently?
Oh, I see.
Which member do you care about recently?
Yes.
I see.
She's grinning.
She's smiling.
She's grinning.
I think it's Morimoto-kun.
You look like a winner.
Kasuga's team's balance is about to collapse, so the production of the above will be postponed.
After that, the talk variety Kasuyo ended the broadcast with Kasuga's Broadway challenge.
At the age of 31, Yamaguchi turned to the director of Shonen Baseball.
And.
51 years old.
I'll be an old lady who goes round and round in the park.
I'll be an old lady.
I'll be an old lady who goes round and round in the park.
You're a scary old lady.
I'm close, I'm close.
Certainly, I'll make a circle at the park.
Can I guess?
I'll be an old lady who greets.
You're a scary old lady.
Is that right?
What is the scariest thing in the world?
The sound of a sword.
Can I say it?
I will tell you the answer.
In a park, there is an old lady who plays a paper play.
It is said that time goes round and round.
So, I want to play a paper play.
By the way, Yamaguchi has made a paper play today.
Let's see it.
Great.
Today's story is perfect for this autumn.
It is fun.
Let's get started.
Great.
We are circle friends of the university.
Today, we came to a famous place in the city.
It is the headquarter of Katsu General Hospital.
I'm scared.
Do we really go to such a place?
No, it's a story, so it's okay.
There are five of us.
It's okay.
I'm scared.
Wow.
Stop it, Mari-chan.
If you do such a thing, something will happen to you.
So, the four of us went deeper into the hospital.
Then,
I suddenly felt cold.
I'm scared.
The four of us arrived in front of the operating room.
The person who loses the rock-paper-scissors will enter the operating room.
Great.
I had a bad feeling.
We decided to play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Mari-chan lost.
If something happens, scream.
Then, Mari went into the operating room.
At that time,
The door of the operating room closed suddenly.
I was trapped.
Then, suddenly,
The sound of the phone
Don't surprise me with the sound of the phone.
Anyway, there are three of us.
Then, when Marie answers the phone,
It's fun, isn't it?
It's not fun at all.
Can you open the door for the time being?
As soon as Marie opened the door,
I was surprised.
It's fun, isn't it?
Who is it?
I was there.
I want to do this kind of thing in the park.
To be continued.
And finally, Amaguchi's delusional future history.
Here is my delusional future history.
First, I'm 21 years old.
My Instagram profile.
I like dumplings.
My nickname is a national dog.
What do you think it is?
I want Kyoko to guess.
What is it?
Is it a dumpling Instagrammer?
Is it a nickname?
I think I know what it is.
Wait a minute.
I don't know what kind of dumplings you like.
What kind of dumplings are you talking about?
I will be a national dumpling princess.
This is Kyoko Saito's nickname.
I've never heard of it.
She invented something innovative five years later.
I think everyone wants this nickname.
I want a bath where I can take a bath in an instant.
I want it very much.
I want a person who can put on makeup in an instant.
I want it very much.
I really want it.
I want a hat that can dry my hair in an instant.
I want a hair dryer that can dry my hair in an instant.
The name of the product is HAPPY DRYER.
It's a cute HAPPY DRYER.
You can buy it for about 70,000 yen.
That's a lot of money.
At the age of 30, I want to do something with KUMI.
Is it Bruno Mars?
I'm sure I got it wrong.
Do you know what it is?
That's it.
That's amazing.
It's a name of a girl who fell in love.
That's close.
Did you get it right?
It's JUGON.
That's right.
I want to go to see KUMI and JUGON's SERENA.
I've always wanted to go with KUMI.
This year, KUMI invited HINA KAWATA and went alone.
I said I wanted to go with her.
She said she would go with me someday.
I think I'll be about 30 years old.
It takes 10 years.
I think I'll be about this age in 10 years.
Next is 33 years old.
This is also KUMI.
I've talked about this before.
I really want to get it right.
Please get it right.
SAUNA.
SA is correct.
It starts with SA.
SAYA.
That's wrong.
I've been talking about this.
SABAGEI.
I've been talking about this.
You've forgotten.
It's terrible.
I've been talking about this.
What are you talking about?
There was a problem with the SABAGEI experience.
Now, let's do some practice for the SABAGEI experience.
This time, Kasuga, who only has a shield, will protect Mt. Akikan.
The attacker will use a sponge gun to shoot down everything in time.
However, if everyone's name is called by Kasuga in a short distance, the attacker will lose.
By the way, the challengers are these five people, but there are also a few dummies from the air.
Now, let's start the SABAGEI practice.
Will Kasuga be able to shoot down Mt. Akikan without being found out?
Standby is OK. Let's go. The time limit is 5 minutes.
Ready, start!
Go for it!
There is someone.
He's wearing a mask.
Ouch!
It hurts!
It's pretty fast.
There are only three people here.
Who is wearing a mask?
Ouch!
It hurts?
It hurts like being hit by a pen.
Ouch!
Who is that?
Hamagishi is there.
Do I have to shoot everyone?
Who is wearing a fox mask?
Who are you?
You!
Ouch!
It just hit my butt.
It hurts! It's dangerous!
But you haven't collapsed, have you?
I haven't collapsed.
He has collapsed.
Here's a great blow from a one-dimensional sniper, Takeuchi.
Who is it? Who is it? It's coming from behind.
Who is it?
4th generation.
Who is the captain?
30 seconds.
Captain! Captain! Captain!
The captain is the captain.
Captain, Awagishi, 4th generation.
Who is it?
4th generation.
Captain! Captain!
4th generation. There are 3 people.
You have to say their names.
Who is it?
14 seconds left.
Who is it?
4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up.
So, there are 3 cans left.
Kasuga couldn't hit all of them.
So, it's a draw.
After this, Kasuga will make the 4th generation sad.
The 4th generation is shocked by their names.
Say their names.
This is shocking.
Well...
Higuchi.
What?
What about the one in the middle?
It's a different name.
Komatsubara.
Higuchi, Komatsubara.
Yamagami.
Higuchi, Komatsubara, Yamagami.
Please watch the video and remember the names.
I didn't do it.
After this, Hina-choi, look this way, bang!
Now, the HINA CHOI Season 2 has begun!
This program is a program where the members present what they are most interested in and what they are interested in, and try to make it popular in the group.
The members who receive the present will be judged whether it will be popular in the group with three cards.
If the popularity goes up by more than three, the program will continue with the same theme from the next time.
On the contrary, if the popularity goes up by more than three, the theme will be immediately sealed.
If both are less than three, they will be given another chance to present with the same theme.
This time, Tomita and I will be the presenters.
Now, I'd like to make it popular, but what do you think it is?
Sabage
What?
Please don't say it yet.
I'm aiming for something like that.
This is the costume today.
What do you think?
Big navel
Big navel?
If it's too big, it's a bug.
Is there a bug?
Aren't we wearing too little?
Odamari
I'm scared.
Odamariko
Minus 10 points
Will I be hit?
This will echo later.
I'd like you to turn today's topic.
Kumi-san, please.
I feel like I know this.
I've already said it.
I want to make Sabage popular.
I'm wearing this costume, but it looks fun.
By the way, do you have any experience in Sabage?
I don't have it, but I've always wanted to try it.
I wanted to do it, too.
I was invited to Sabage by Mr. Higashino.
I'd like you to come here and have a conversation with Mr. Higashino.
I've never said that.
We haven't had a conversation, have we?
Quietly
I'll be angry if I don't shut up.
Odamariko
The account name is Kabechoro.
Thank you very much.
You said you wanted to do it on the radio before.
In reality, you may get hurt.
How about a sponge-shaped sponge dan nerf that you are playing with?
I've done a sponge dan before.
When I was a kid, I had a lot of sponges like that.
I've been doing it all the time at home.
Have you ever experienced it?
Yes, I have.
I was making a gun with a chopstick.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke gun.
Mr. Higashino is a little bit of a spy.
I can't participate today.
Even if I fight normally, I'm overwhelmingly strong today.
Is that so?
I'm a instructor.
We just don't rely on our equipment.
I'm the type to get in shape.
I'd like to come up with a code name today.
I'd like to go with Suzy.
I think it's good to be simple.
angel
Shiho is an angel.
Mochi
Mochi?
Mochi-chan?
Mochi Mochi Hop-chan
Minus 10 points
I don't know what's going on today.
I'm a future rae.
Sometimes my fans call me a future rainbow.
Is that what you mean?
That's why I'm a future rae.
I'd like to be simple.
Please call me Morimotai.
No, no, no.
You can call me Mori.
Then I'll call you Shiro.
Shiro?
It's like a dog.
It seems that Mochi has turned white due to Kumi's conspiracy, but the battle has already begun to choose a color that is not suitable for concealing her body.
This time, I will use this knife, which was also in the post.
Now, let's start the game. Kato Moiki and Syuji Hyokan seem to be wondering if they can play the game without special training, so they want to do various training before entering the actual battle.
First of all, the first special training is shooting training.
The content is simple. Aim at the target here and shoot.
It's very, very easy.
It's too small.
Shut up!
I won't say that. I'll deduct it.
I've been saying that I'll deduct it for a while, but I've only been deducting it.
It's minus 20 points.
Let's start with the three of the third generation.
Mochi!
I forgot myself.
Is it Mochi?
Syuji Hyokan, leave it alone.
Shiro, Morimotai, Yuchare's shooting practice starts.
How do you feel?
I'm experienced, so I think I can do it.
Don't be cocky!
Mr. Oda Mariko.
Don't be cocky!
Captain Oda Mariko.
How do you feel?
I'm confident in Morimotai.
Shiro, how do you feel?
It's easy.
Don't be cocky!
Minus 10 points.
It's the first time.
I haven't been minused, either.
At this rate, Captain Oda Mariko will be reduced, so let's move on.
Let's start the training.
Yes.
Let's go.
You are strong.
Did you pull the bag?
Pull it properly.
Yes.
Morimotai.
8 points.
You hit 8 points.
She hit the target, but she didn't fall down, so it's a tie.
8 points.
It's close.
Morimotai.
It's on the desk.
I can't believe it.
I really can't believe it.
8 points.
Morimotai.
This time, she will definitely win and get 10 points.
Morimotai is good.
Reach.
She continues.
She also gets 10 points.
By the way, if you look closely, she fell down because of the vibration of the stick.
Well, she didn't notice it, so let's say it's okay.
Reach.
Nice.
Shiro hit the target and succeeded in 3 consecutive hits.
Everyone is good.
That's all.
Wow.
One by one.
So, each of them defeated Mato one by one and got 10 points each.
If you ask for these points, good things will happen later.
Really?
Please look forward to it.
Next is the shooting training of angel and mochi.
Angel and mochi.
How do you feel?
I love this kind of gun.
And I'm watching the instructor.
I'll do my best.
Good luck.
I didn't get any points.
Mochi.
How do you feel?
I was in Fukiya club.
I'll do my best to protect the instructor with my experience.
10 points.
Why?
But it's minus 10.
Don't you want to be an instructor?
I have no choice.
I'll show you a good example.
So, Suzy also participated in the training.
Let's see how good she is as an instructor.
Let's start our training.
Start.
I'll do my best.
I have to fall down.
Wow.
She's good.
As expected, she is a good sniper.
Is this the ability of the former Fukiya club?
She's good.
Why?
I'm sorry.
To be continued.
What?
There are times like that.
Please do your best.
Oh, no.
Kumi's ball speed looks very different.
It's fast.
It's going to break.
It's fast.
It's going to break.
It's fast.
Did you change the ball?
I didn't change it.
It's the mental power I built up at Fukiya Club.
That's great.
Good luck, captain.
There are times like that.
Don't worry, captain.
As expected of an angel.
If you hit it twice, you'll get the hang of it.
That's amazing.
Now, the instructor Suji.
You all succeeded in one shot.
Please make a good decision.
Is it mental power?
There are times like that.
Are you okay, captain?
I'm fine.
I know you're good at it.
I'll protect you, captain.
Even if you look at it like that,
Everyone uses the same knife.
So, I don't know what kind of use it is, but I get each point.
Let's move on to the next special training.
The next special training is to move forward.
Well, it's basic to move forward while hiding yourself.
I think it's hard just to do a normal walk.
I'd like to incorporate the elements of recreation and have fun training.
Thank you.
So, I'll give you a quiz.
If you know the answer, please move forward.
Please answer by pressing the button over there.
Yes.
Let's start the move-forward quiz.
The question is about the symmetrical numbers.
Here we go. The first question.
What action does Tomita want to fix?
I got it.
What action does Tomita want to fix?
I got it.
This is a future example.
The face turns red immediately.
No.
What is it?
White.
The habit of hair?
No.
What is it?
It's a statement.
A statement?
Please give me a hint.
I know what it is.
There is someone who hasn't pressed the button yet.
Is it OK if it's not the fifth one?
Is it OK if it's the third one?
It's OK with any of them.
Then, the first one.
I get tired of the topic immediately.
No.
What is the first one?
Well.
I get tired of the topic immediately.
The first one.
She goes shopping a lot in Lawson.
No.
10 points.
I'll give you a hint.
A hint.
A hint is
that I'm doing my best,
but I'm not doing something.
Yes.
You don't listen to others.
Correct.
Almost correct.
Thank you.
You all look tired, so it's okay.
The correct answer is,
Yes, the answer is big, but
There are many times when I don't listen to the story.
It seems that I had prepared three questions, but
It's harder than I thought, so this is the end.
I thought I wanted to fix it as soon as I got home.
Now, the training will continue.
What is the next training?
The next three-hour training is
American military-style training.
What is it?
Oh, great.
American military?
Because it will be promoted.
American military?
Suddenly?
Great.
I'm looking forward to it.
What we're going to do now is
Training that is actually done in the US military.
The military is
It is not allowed to laugh at any time.
You must never laugh.
Yes.
So, no matter what the situation is,
Let's train not to laugh.
Yes.
I wonder if I can do it.
Minus 10 points.
If you laugh, it's minus 10 points.
So, I'll do it right away.
All together!
I'm doing it.
No matter what you do,
Are you sure you won't laugh?
10 points.
I got a point.
Why?
I got a point.
Why?
I got a point when I posed.
I learned a little before.
So,
Start training not to laugh.
By the way,
The instructor seems to have gone somewhere.
To be continued.
It's a bath.
What is it?
It's started.
What is it?
Funsies and Mountaineers
He's dripping water!
Sooo cute.
Both did a great job.
Due to the losing outcome...
They've no power left over.
You seem to be very timid.
I'm definitely gonna make him laugh.
This man does it every single day.
I can tell the glory.
She still manages without words.
She's got a knack for it.
He's high-grade reader, huh?
She even manages to shampoo himself.
Show us now!
Denny Syoyo Mahou
Compensation
I'm sorry.
You're the worst.
Talk of the devil
That was great!
Hit & miss!
Narcissist
I heard the rumble of dubbing!
You did a great job, though!
You all have the last 5 points left!
It's just you and me!
Thank you very much.
I'm so jealous.
I didn't laugh at all.
That's all for this week.
Next week, they will have a battle in the city.
And they will use the whole studio.
Please look forward to it.
It's a series.
In this program, they will answer your questions.
If you tweet with the hashtag HINACHOYO, you may be included in the program.