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I'm so nervous.
Hinata46 is going to be a reporter.
The first celebrity to be a reporter is...
Tomio Umezawa.
Is it true that the highest annual salary is 1 billion yen?
Are you doing plastic surgery?
His wife is also here.
What do you think when you're cheated on?
It hurts.
What are you listening to?
What kind of interview is this?
The members of Hinata46, who became reporters,
are interviewing the first-class celebrities.
What kind of interview is this?
Finally, the day of the interview has come!
Everyone has done their research on Tomio Umezawa, right?
Yes, we have.
I have done a lot of research,
but I would like to ask Tomio Umezawa about money in the end.
I'm curious.
Kyoko, what do you want to ask?
I want to be more beautiful, so I want to ask a lot about Tomio Umezawa.
I have the image that Tomio Umezawa is angry at the comedian in a variety show,
so I'm wondering if it's a joke or not.
How about you, Nihon?
I have the image that Tomio Umezawa is very strong,
so I'm wondering if there is anything scary or energetic.
This time, I, Kumi Sasaki, will introduce Tomio Umezawa, a first-class celebrity.
Tomio Umezawa was born on November 9, 1952 in Fukushima Prefecture.
He is a woman with 8 siblings.
His father was a member of the Taishu Engeki Umezawa Jyaki Group.
He was the first to be on stage at the age of 1 and 7 months.
How many years have you been active?
There were a lot of things, but I like women.
In addition to the questions you have come up with this time,
there are three missions to maximize the charm of a first-class celebrity.
During the interview with a first-class celebrity,
the staff will give you three missions.
Let's work together and clear the mission.
First, collect information from his wife to confirm the interpretation of the unique sound.
It looks like she's not here yet.
It says to hit the drum.
Let's hit the drum.
I hear a great sound.
Hello.
Welcome.
My name is Hirata-saka 46. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'd like to ask you about Umezawa-san.
First of all, I'd like to ask you about Umezawa Tomio-san.
Is there anything you shouldn't ask or something you shouldn't do?
No, not at all.
Really?
You can ask me anything.
Really?
I think you're always angry.
Basically, you can ask me anything.
No NG.
Is there anything I should do to get your attention?
That's cute.
That's enough.
But you may be invited to dinner.
Be careful.
Thank you very much.
Is it true that you shouldn't ask questions?
Let's go to meet Umezawa Tomio-san!
He seems to be in the back.
I'm nervous.
Let's go to meet him.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go.
Good morning.
I'm Umezawa-san, Hinatazaka46.
Yes.
Can I come in?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Today, I'd like to talk to Umezawa-san.
That's good.
Yes, we're here.
Really?
Yes.
How old are you?
How old?
I'll introduce myself.
I'm Sasaki Kumi, 24 years old, born in Chiba.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Saito Kyoko, 22 years old, born in Tokyo.
My ex-boyfriend and ex-wife call me Kyoko.
Really?
I'm glad to hear that. Thank you.
I don't think it matters.
I'm Suzuka Tomita, 19 years old, born in Nagano.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Atanabe Miho, 20 years old, born in Saitama.
Nice to meet you.
Let's start the interview.
Nice to meet you.
Can I start first?
Yes.
Umezawa Tomio-san is on TV a lot now.
Thank you.
I'm glad to hear that.
I'm glad to hear that you're using me as an old man.
I often see you on TV.
What is your title?
My title is stage actor.
I see.
I'm not going to be a TV actor.
Then, let me ask you a question.
What do you think is the position of Umezawa-san in the entertainment world?
I think it's a job to say interesting things even if I appear on TV or variety shows.
I only do what I want to do.
I'm not born to be a perfect person.
I see.
I'm not born to be a perfect person.
I see.
I think you have a great idea.
Thank you.
I'm Niha Katanabe.
Nice to meet you.
I think Umezawa-san is the type of person who says what he thinks clearly.
I think that's what entertainers are good at.
For example, he says a lot of things like a firecracker.
What do you think about that?
I don't care at all.
I think a firecracker is okay.
A firecracker is a firecracker because you are conscious of it.
It's important to like and hate.
That's right.
It's not good for everyone to like it.
It's not good for everyone to hate it.
If you like it and hate it, it's definitely popular.
Do you do ego search?
What?
Ego search?
If you search your name on the Internet, it will come out.
I've never seen it.
Don't you care what people say when you search?
I don't care at all.
It's strange.
It's like a computer.
You're writing while eating bread on the table.
You can write your name, address, and phone number.
I'll call you.
You don't have to worry about them.
We still care about the sensitivity.
I care about it.
What should I do to reach that unknown?
What should I do?
Customers are free to like and hate.
It's a mistake to make customers your fans.
There are people who don't like it.
Everyone has their own preferences.
I like a woman who has a good figure.
I like a woman who has a good figure and a cool butt.
I think I have a good figure now.
We all have our own taste.
We all have our own fetish.
We all have our own taste.
You don't have to worry about it.
I'm Kyoko Saito. Nice to meet you.
I saw a picture of a woman.
You are a man, but you look like a woman.
It's hard to say in front of you.
It's not a joke.
When a woman feels it the most,
her lips open in half.
I couldn't stop looking at that face.
This is it.
That's why I open my lips when I'm dancing.
It's hard to say in front of you.
What day is this broadcast?
It's not a joke.
Umezawa-sama's talk has warmed up.
Let's start the mission.
During the interview,
you will be asked to pull out the mission.
There are three missions, so do your best.
Here is the first mission.
It will be a big group because it gathers.
By the way, what kind of person is your favorite type of woman?
I don't really care about my face.
Is that so?
It's pretty wide.
It's a bit of a short man.
I don't know how old I am, but I'm a little in love.
I don't know if it's a teenager.
That's no good.
You shouldn't date an adult.
I've never pretended to be a woman.
I don't care.
Is that true?
It's true.
I have an image that I like women.
I love you.
I've never pretended to be a woman.
But the biggest failure was a man who picked up his daughter's friend.
I was drinking tomato juice.
Then he came and said,
Did you notice?
It's a cute girl.
There were three people.
Come here.
Let's drink together.
Let's eat together.
I treated him to a meal.
When I got home, my son was standing at the door.
He said, Don't pick up my friend.
He came to my house when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school.
I want to stay at your house.
So I can't do anything bad.
In this way, the young Suzuka will hit it.
By the way, can you tell me who was really crazy in the entertainment world?
I've never dated an entertainer.
I invited you to dinner.
There was a woman.
You are quite young.
We were working together.
I've told you that.
Who has been an actress recently?
I'm sorry.
I haven't been to play for about three years.
Did you have any reason for that?
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That's noisy.
I've been serious for about three years.
I've never had such a serious life.
Currently, he seems to be in self-restraint of cheating for the advertisement.
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By the way, what's the most recent thing you've been angry about?
Recently, I've been angry about that.
I went to a bar to have a drink.
It was a big deal.
I said, I'll take the bottle because it's a hassle.
I asked for a bottle of sake.
Then, no matter how much I put it in, it's thin.
The manager made it for me.
It's thin, so do it well.
I said.
No matter how much I drink, it's thin.
Isn't it strange? You drink it.
It was water.
What do you mean?
I'm angry.
I haven't been angry since this morning.
By the way, it's a question I've been thinking about.
On a variety show, I often see comedians angry.
Are you really angry?
Or are you angry?
I'm really angry.
It's boring, so it's boring.
That's true.
If I say something that doesn't get excited, it's boring.
Here's a question for Captain Kumi.
Are there any comedians who really got into a fight?
The one who had a fight was Mr. Kanzaburo, who passed away.
It's still the era of Kankuro.
I think it was about 35 years ago.
What's the cause?
I was drinking.
At that time, all the actors were talking about acting.
It's hot.
My acting is like this.
Kabuki is the same.
I think Kabuki actors are the best.
I think Shingeki actors are the best.
So don't talk about acting with everyone.
It's going to be a fight.
Did you have a fight?
That's right.
It's not like I'm talking about martial arts.
At that time, Shibokitazawa was a place for actors.
So when I say that a fight has begun, I think it's an actor.
Listen to the story of the fight and clear the mission.
It's the last fight.
The order is to make the idiot say it three times.
If you don't cooperate with everyone, you won't be able to achieve it.
It's scary, but do your best.
Thank you very much.
Can I ask you a question?
Is it true that the highest annual income is 100 million yen?
I think I'm making that much money.
It's a theater, so it's a stage.
It was about 150 days, so it's 300 yen.
The stage is the most profitable.
Can you tell me last month's monthly income?
I don't know how much I made in a month.
Only my wife knows.
I like people who already have 1 million yen in their wallet.
I've never used a card.
All cash.
I've failed to use a card.
I've never given a gift to a girl.
How much is the highest monthly income?
It's about 600,000 yen.
I didn't have enough money at that time.
I bought it with a card.
I came to my mother's house.
When I got home, my wife and daughter said,
Dad, women's bags are not only for bidons.
What?
I'm scared.
I've never used a card since then.
I'm going to buy a brand bag for a woman I like.
Can you buy it for us?
That's...
I met her today and asked her to buy me a bag.
She said she was angry.
I've been working for a long time.
I bought a bag for her.
Tomita is 21 years old.
Can you buy a bag for her?
I met her for the first time today.
I'm standing here.
Can I buy a bag for her?
Can't you?
Even if you ask me,
I don't have such an old man.
I want you to buy a bag for me.
Don't say that.
I've always seen you on TV.
I thought your lips were cute.
I was told that my lips were like a girl's lips.
I thought your lips were very beautiful.
I really like it.
That's why I like women.
Do you put on makeup yourself?
That's right.
I don't know how many people do it.
It's been about 10 minutes since you put on makeup.
I have a question.
I thought your left eye was thick.
Do you have plastic surgery?
Don't say that.
I want to get plastic surgery.
When did you hear that your left eye was thick?
I saw your picture.
Is it a picture of a woman?
No.
My left eye is thick now.
Did you become an old man?
Your left eye is thick and cute.
I don't have plastic surgery.
Is that so?
I think your hair is beautiful.
Is it your own hair?
Don't say that.
You can pull my hair.
Is that okay?
It's real.
It's ugly.
I saw you on SNS.
It's YUMEKO.
Is she cute?
It's to make young people happy.
That's not true.
I fell in love at first sight.
Before YUMEKO came, I was a doll.
I fell in love at first sight because I was young.
That's not true.
I don't play with dolls.
That's not true.
She pursues cheating to get a man.
I haven't been cheated on before.
I played with other women after I got married.
That's YUMEKO.
I saw you on TV.
Does your wife get angry?
My wife doesn't get angry.
I protect my family.
I have never brought a woman's problem to my family.
Where do you think the boundary line is?
I go to a place where I can play.
Do you keep secrets even if your wife knows?
I don't keep any secrets.
My wife never tells me that she will come to my house.
I don't get caught.
I'm not a cheater.
I'm a cheater.
I went to Okinawa with my wife.
I took a break at the airport.
It's been 50 years since I heard that Taiko is getting closer.
If I can't go home, I'll be in trouble, right?
I have a job.
It's called Meda, but it can be Kyushu, it can be Fukuoka, it can be Nagoya, it can be Osaka, it can be Tokyo.
Isn't there a ticket for that?
I've been saying Meda, Tomiwada, Meda, Tomiwada.
Mr. Tsumezawa is like this.
The person behind me is next to me.
Hello.
It's been 20 years since I saw a big Taiko.
My wife was watching it.
I've done it.
He's pretty stupid.
Mr. Tsumezawa doesn't say it.
Kyoko will set it up.
I talked to your wife earlier.
Is it true what you said to Mr. Tsumezawa?
Can I ask your wife?
Why do you ask my mother?
You don't have to.
I'll call my wife.
You don't have to.
What are you talking about?
I was interviewed today.
You can't.
Nice to meet you.
Why are you wearing a microphone?
What do you do for a living?
I teach herbal medicine at a school.
Hand care and touch care.
I ask them about their relationship.
I'd like to ask your wife if Mr. Tsumezawa's story is true.
In Okinawa.
It's a very famous story.
Did you know right away on TV?
I didn't show much of my back.
I knew right away.
I thought it was suspicious.
Do you have a bad feeling at that time?
I don't have a bad feeling.
Don't enjoy it.
I don't like it.
I can't see you two together.
What do you think when you are cheated on?
It hurts.
I'm in this state.
I try to bring it to a laughing story someday.
I don't have a lot of feelings.
It's natural.
What should I talk about?
Have you ever been cheated on?
I often go to golf.
I was in Tokyo.
The word golf is sensitive.
I can't use golf anymore.
That's right.
You should play golf seriously.
I haven't been to the golf course recently.
What do you like about Mr. Tsumezawa?
I went to see the stage.
I was anxious at home.
I like his kindness.
Do you like Mr. Tsumezawa?
I love him.
I can't be with him because I hate him.
Do you love him the most in the world?
I love him.
What are you talking about?
Will you tell me that you won't go out with a girl anymore?
What are you talking about?
I have six commercials.
I told you that I won't go out with a girl.
So I won't go out with a girl for three years.
I have a plan.
I won't go out with a girl for a thousand years.
I won't go out with a girl.
What kind of interview is this?
Thank you for the interview.
HINA CHOI completed.
How was it?
I thought he was a scary person.
But he was kind.
He was like an old man when he was a little fat.
He is cute.
Which interview was the best?
I was happy to be able to ask two questions.
I was happy to hear that I was making a lot of money.
I asked if the variety show was serious.
I was happy to hear that I was making a lot of money.
Please vote for the best interview.
A series of questions from all the members to one person.
One-man interview, Hinatasaka 17th class.
Today's members are...
I'm Miho Watanabe.
Let's start the one-man interview.
Why can you speak so much?
Because it's fun to talk.
What should I do to comment well?
I want to say what I think honestly and easily.
Why are you so energetic?
I'm energetic because I have physical strength.
What's the lunch box you made recently?
The lunch box I made recently?
Hamburger.
I'm energetic at any time, but I'm depressed.
I'm depressed, but I forget when I sleep.
Are you excited at home?
I'm very low.
I don't talk at home.
Where do you switch when you go to work?
I go to the site and switch when I meet people.
How do you get physical strength?
I run.
How do you train your body?
I do plank.
I want to run faster. What should I do?
Shake your arms firmly.
After that, just run.
What is the most interesting movie?
Please tell me.
The most interesting movie?
I like the movie called River's Edge.
What was the hardest thing to do in the basketball era?
I was the worst at running while passing.
What song do you often sing in karaoke?
It's Doraemon, who made my dream come true.
I heard you like ASMR, but don't you do it yourself?
I'm an expert at listening.
Who is your favorite actress?
Fumi Nikaido.
What is the charm of Saitama Prefecture?
It's easy to live in.
What is the most interesting thing you have experienced?
For the first time in my life, I left Yutai.
Thank you very much.
I often meet sad people.
I met a sad person the other day, and I wanted to get up.
Suddenly, I left Yutai.
I thought it didn't make sense.
I didn't understand it at all.
I'm sorry.
Next time.
These four are the reporters.
The first-class celebrity, Cookie, is also interviewed.
I'm sorry.
Kisai vs. Hidatazaka-chan.
Wakiwara Honkai.