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Comedies are difficult, aren't they?
This time, it's a skit, skit, skit!
A 30-minute skit filled with skits!
If I had to choose one word, it would be "sharakusei".
Sparta Training of Comedic Acting for the Ninth Guest!
Will their talent for comedic acting come to fruition?
You're just getting started!
Hinatazaka46!
Let's become more Hinatazaka46!
Excuse me.
I definitely want to take this home.
No, no.
I won't give it up.
It's not mine.
I want to keep it.
I just got it as a gift.
I was wondering who would take it home.
There was only one.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry. There was only one.
No, no.
It's not for you.
It might be for you, too.
Shall we play rock-paper-scissors?
Oh, yes.
One of you will take it home.
OK?
Can we?
Oh, yes.
Excuse me.
It's been a while.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and the winner will take it home.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Shall we split up into seven groups?
Let's do it once.
OK.
I'm OK with it.
No, no.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors once.
OK.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Have you decided yet?
No, I haven't.
You always say you've decided.
I can't stop every time.
I think we should do it.
What's wrong with you?
We're all doing it, so let's do it.
You won't win anyway.
Let's do it.
We're divided into seven and six.
You're right, so speak up.
We all want to obey you.
Be confident and speak up.
Let's do it.
Seven and six?
We're divided into seven and six.
Can we do it here?
You can say "good" at first.
Hey! Don't try to cut me off!
Are you excited today?
I don't mean it like that.
There are many people here.
I don't mean it like that.
Then...
Kusuna, take it back.
Can I do it?
That's all.
Contents, plays, and more...
The stage is full of excitement!
Now, it's time for the most anticipated eight-member unit!
Their plan for reaching 90,000 subscribers is...
They want to expand their range of acting.
Let's learn comedy!
In the past, they have learned horror and action acting.
But this time, it's comedy!
The reason is...
Shogenji wrote in a survey that he wants to be a content actress.
For example, who?
For example!
Is there such a genre?
I want to be like Shogenji Ikuna on the battlefield.
She wants to be a comedian.
First of all, they want you to feel comedy with your skin.
This kind of special training!
Let's finish up with comedy!
They will rewrite Gyun's role model in a comedy and act it out.
By the way, do you know about "Let's meet in Hinatazaka"?
I know about it.
Really?
I've watched all of it.
I've watched it all from the first episode.
Thank you for telling us about your delusional confession.
Of course.
I'm sorry for hiding it like I've watched it from the first episode.
I said it at the worst timing.
Seriously, I know your name even if you don't have a name tag.
I've started watching you because I like you, and I've fallen in love with you.
I've also watched your movie.
I'm really embarrassed now.
I'm listening to you on the radio, too.
I'm suddenly embarrassed, too.
This conversation is going to last forever, so let's move on.
The four students were asked to come up with a script with their own comedy elements.
Thinking of a comedy...
I've never done it before, so it was really difficult for me.
I really couldn't think of anything.
So we made a script without comedy.
What are you doing?
Now, let's see their acting without comedy, confessing to childhood friends.
I'm glad we could come to the summer festival again this year.
I've been looking forward to it for a long time.
I want to eat yakisoba.
I want apple candy.
I feel like apple candy, too.
What about you, Honoka?
I feel like yakisoba, too.
Let's split up into teams and go shopping.
See you later.
It's been a while since I talked to Honoka alone.
That's true.
The four of us have been together for a long time.
Oh, I see.
Have you had any fun recently?
Fun, you say?
But since you four are here at this summer festival,
you don't have anyone you like, do you?
No, I don't have anyone I like.
Who is it?
Sonoda.
Huh?
I was wondering if you noticed,
but I've always liked Sonoda.
Me too.
I've always liked Sonoda.
Next year, let's come to the summer festival together.
Sure!
Here is the script.
We're going to add comedy elements to this confession script, but...
I heard it's normal, but it's already become comedy.
Because of Sonoda.
No, it's not.
It looks like it's already become comedy.
The funny part is the character.
It's like Sonoda and Hirao don't get along at all.
We've never done anything together in this scene.
For example,
at first Hirao says, "It feels like yakisoba,"
and the other girl says, "Is it apple candy for me?"
Hirao likes Sonoda,
but Sonoda says, "Is it apple candy for me?"
and Yuta says, "Is it yakisoba for me?"
and they end up being alone with someone they're not interested in.
Or they end up being alone with Sonoda.
If you say it as it is, you can say you like Uehara.
Then the movie will change completely, right?
Sonoda's face will change, right?
Do you want to make it a comedy with the setting of being alone with someone you're not interested in?
There are two ways of making it, but...
You can choose whichever you like.
Then I'll make it a comedy with the setting of being alone with someone you're not interested in.
Then Sonoda will do her best.
Is it okay for me to do my best?
Then Sonoda's acting style will change.
When you're alone with someone you're not interested in,
say it as if you're going to be confessed.
Say it as if you're going to be confessed.
If you say "I'm going to confess today",
if you say "I'm going to confess today",
she'll drop you off.
I feel like I'm putting pressure on you.
"I'm going to confess today".
That's a great correction.
It's like a play button.
You don't need it anymore.
You're a great teacher.
You should say it right away.
You made her drop you off.
You should say it right away.
I see.
It's like a play button.
I see.
Sonoda will say it.
Okay.
I'm ready.
My Sonoda.
Hirao confessed his love to Sonoda.
Sonoda is left alone.
If you say "I'm going to confess today",
if you say "I'm going to confess today",
will it be a comedy?
I'm glad we could come this summer festival again.
I've always been looking forward to it.
I want to eat yakisoba.
I want to eat apple candy.
I feel like apple candy, too.
What about you, Honoka?
I feel like yakisoba, too.
Let's split up and go shopping.
Let's go.
It's been a while since we talked alone with you, Honoka.
That's right.
The four of us have been together for a long time.
Did you have any fun recently?
Fun? Not really.
But now that the four of us are here at the summer festival,
there's no one you like, is there?
No, no, there is someone I like.
Who is it?
Uehara.
What?
Actually, I'm thinking of confessing my love to you today.
Oh.
It's sad.
Then tell me right now.
Thank you. I'll tell you right now.
It's sad.
One last word.
Tamaya.
It's sad.
It was a sad fireworks show.
Hiroo is good at saying "pa" in one word.
I think she's good at saying "sonoda" in a way that's easy for people to react to.
Was it "sonoda" again?
If you want to say "tamaya", you have to say "hanabi" in front of you.
Otherwise, you can only say "summer festival" in front of you.
Not a single word of "hanabi" came up.
It's sad.
There was a noise that said "oh, there was a fireworks show"
and it didn't sound pretty.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's more difficult than I thought.
Next up is "shizuka".
From here, it's quiet.
From the original script, we will only finish up.
There are four characters.
The protagonist "shizuka" who has feelings for "a" tries to confess to "a" who lent her jersey for a song arrangement.
In fact, that jersey belongs to "b" and "b" and "sensei" who came to look for the jersey get in the way and miss the timing of the confession.
It's a frustrating story.
"C" is a pretty cynical role, isn't he?
"C" has been interfering with their relationship, so I think "D" should do it.
I think it would be worse if it was someone else's role.
I agree.
I thought it would be worse if it was someone else's role.
But you said it smelled good, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's not good to leave a good smell.
It's better to leave a happy feeling as a prelude to the first setting.
It's a little different from what you want to do, isn't it?
You're right.
The easiest way to understand it is that you like "B".
Yes.
"C" noticed that "B" was wearing "J" and changed his favorite person.
"C" changed his favorite person's smell fetish into a comedy element.
"C" can't beat "J"'s smell even if he turns over all his memories with "A" and other people.
"A" said, "Wait a minute, Fukuoka."
"A" and "Fukuoka" went out together.
"A" and "Fukuoka" went out together. "C" said, "Honestly, didn't you feel like you were dating?"
"C" continues to say "I like "J"'s smell even if he tells "A" that he doesn't like it much.
It's a strong sense of smell.
As a beautiful self, I'd say you shouldn't say "this is bad" alone when you smell.
You shouldn't say you can't beat your own smell.
"C" said "I like "J"'s smell even if he turns over all his memories with "A" and other people.
The remaining A-kun will confirm his own smell and say a word!
"Even though it's a confession to the person you like in the middle of nowhere", here you go!
Are you done yet?
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Sorry, sorry.
The committee got in the way.
No, thank you for letting me come in today.
Not at all.
But we're totally different in height, so we didn't meet at first, right?
No, we were totally fine.
Really?
I'm glad about that.
Was the smell okay?
Yeah, it smelled really good.
It was like Sonoda-kun was trying to make me run away.
Huh? That's...
I like you, Sonoda-kun.
The way you're always nice to me, how you're good at basketball, and how you smell good.
Oh, right. I was looking for my jersey.
Oh, yeah, it's mine.
I had it.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh, it's yours.
Yeah.
I like you.
Nice to meet you.
W-w-wait a minute!
Huh?
What do you mean? We used to draw together every day!
But it smelled good.
No, no, it's because we went to... your favorite... art museum and had dates there, right?
Yeah, but it smelled good.
No, you came over to my house and watched a movie with me!
But it smelled good.
Does it smell that important?!
Huh? Do you love flowers that much?!
No, no, smell is... this is my mother's effort!
But it smelled good.
Wait a minute.
Let's go home together.
Let's go.
I can't notice it myself.
You did it!
I'm glad. I'm glad.
I did it.
It was fun.
Next is Konishi.
Konishi, a high school third-year student who admires princesses.
Does A-kun, who bumped into her at a corner, think she is his destiny and confess her love?
Suddenly, B-kun, another boy, appears and confesses his love to Konishi in a thick way.
They have an awkward love triangle, and Konishi is dumped in the end.
For some reason, he screams and it's over.
It's a strange story.
A high school third-year student is late for her entrance ceremony.
Does it mean I'm stupid?
No.
It's true.
A junior's entrance ceremony.
Huh?
It's not a high school third-year student's entrance ceremony.
A junior's entrance ceremony.
Huh? I made a mistake.
Sorry.
It's a junior's entrance ceremony.
It's really funny, though.
It's really funny that a junior's entrance ceremony doesn't want to be late.
It's funny.
It's like "from a corner", right?
So, it's like a person who's always at a corner.
Or a girl who keeps bumping into a corner until she meets her destiny.
Konishi bumps into her destiny in a corner.
And Konishi speaks in a thick way.
Konishi, can you speak in a thick way?
Yes, I can.
You're fast.
Why don't you appeal your charm to your destiny?
And then, you'll speak in a thick way.
Yes.
In order to appeal to people who bump into each other, they approach each other in a thick way, but they fail because they feel uncomfortable.
And they repeat it, and the third one is...
At the end, "seriously, you're meant to be" comes, and then... Did I say it?
Yes.
"You're meant to be" comes, and then you speak in a thick way again, and I love people who speak in a thick way.
Oh!
And then you two have a little conversation in a thick way.
That's cute.
And then, shouldn't you say it at the end?
Oh, are you entering school today?
Or not?
Oh, but I dropped out of high school.
Why did you drop out of high school and enter school in such a hurry?
Oh, well, since high school, I've been running around here all the time in order to meet my destiny.
And then you're dumped, and...
Shout it out.
Shout it out and it's over.
It's funny.
Shout it out and it's over.
It's funny.
The person who thought he was meant to be is also dumped.
In the end, Konishi shouts it out and it's over.
Now, please watch Konishi's destiny.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
You're meant to be?
Um...
Would you like to see my special skill?
Please go out with me!
The way you speak in Atsumori dialect?
I'm sorry, I don't go out with people who speak in Atsumori dialect.
Shh!
Oh no, oh no, I'm gonna be late, I'm gonna be late, I'm gonna be late...
Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry.
Are you a person of fate?
Feet?!
Huh, what, fate?!
Yes!
Would you go out with me?!
Huh, why?!
Feet?!
Yes, yes...
I'm going!
Goodbye, Minori-san!
Minori-san, help me!
I know you're trying to sound like Atsumori, but...
Huh, sorry, I, uh, have a boyfriend!
Sorry, I have a boyfriend!
Sorry!
Sorry, sorry!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
I'm gonna be late, I'm gonna be late...
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
Are you a person of fate?!
Huh?!
Um...
Look at my special skill!
Oh, o-okay, okay...
W-will you go out with me?!
Atsumori's way of speaking...
I love people who do Atsumori's way of speaking!
Really?!
Yay!
Huh, why?!
Huh...
Are you okay? Your entrance ceremony...
Huh?! Huh?!
Oh, I, uh...
I've been running here for three years since I was a first-year high school student...
In order to meet a person of fate...
And now I'm a third-year high school student, but...
I thought I'd be late for my entrance ceremony...
So I've been running...
Oh, I-I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Ahhhh!
Even though it's a weird joke, there is an atmosphere that makes you think "this is what he does".
I think I know him from everyday life.
The last one is Shogenji.
But, is it a problem?
Isn't it too long?
It took me two hours.
Two hours!?
I thought I had to do it seriously.
In the first questionnaire, it said "one and a half minute long".
No, it's not like that.
The protagonist, Kisetsu Natsu, longs for a sticky encounter like in girls' manga.
His female friends call him "your friend" and "senior class teacher" and "handsome classmate's wallet is loose"
But, Natsu came up with "next door class's weirdo", "spring of pine".
In order to confess to him like in girls' manga,
wearing a sparkly party dress, Natsu appeared wearing a tuxedo.
The world of two people who can't understand each other is about to begin.
What are you waiting for?
Oh, so you confess your love.
Yes, I do.
I see.
Was it a dream?
Yes, it was a dream, but the last line of the song is the same as the first one.
Oh, I haven't fallen asleep yet.
I see.
I don't know what to say.
It's funny.
Choose one!
Please choose one!
It's Hinatazaka's show!
Choose one!
It's a loop, right?
Yes, it's a loop.
It's too long for a loop.
I see.
Wow, it's difficult!
But I like your understanding of love manga.
I think it's very interesting.
You make a weird move because you long for love manga,
but in the end, it hits you.
It's a success as a betrayal of the story.
Shall we leave only that part?
Only that part?
Shall we leave only that part?
In the last part of the song, you said you wanted to get married as long as you were dating.
But in this song, you said you didn't want to get married as long as you were dating.
Let's leave this part!
You did it!
Shall we leave it until the next day?
Let's cut the remake and the loop.
To make good use of Matsuno's favorite line of Shogenji,
they forget about remake and the loop of "dream fall," and only think about the next day's conversation.
Shogenji should do something like love comedy all the time, right?
But Matsuno says, "No, it won't work like that."
Then Matsuno comes in and says, "No, I like love comedy."
So we have no choice but to compete with what we have.
That's why it's love comedy.
Let's see how much Shogenji can make love comedy work.
On the day of confession, they put in a lot of love comedy like girls' manga that Natsu adores and unfold it in a compact way.
And on the other hand, girls' friends have to rush into the store in a good tempo.
Yeah, well, I'll rush in, then.
Hasumi finally made a move.
It's a preview.
Natsu says "OK" to the strange guy Haru's confession.
And then they go into the scene of falling in love.
"Just do it yourself" is what I say.
You two don't share what you like about love comedy.
So, it's a love comedy-like way of ending it.
Love comedy?
That's what I think.
Thank you very much.
I see, I see.
Let's do it.
Wow!
So, they've decided on the setting, but their lines will be mostly ad-libbed.
Will Shogenji's comedy work?
Good morning.
Oh, good morning, Natsu.
Good morning.
Why are you wearing a school party dress like that?
Actually, I was thinking of confessing my love today.
After all, it's a once-in-a-lifetime anniversary with that person, isn't it?
After all, I have to be asked back in such a dress.
Wow, you're getting weird.
No, it's not like that.
You'll definitely be rejected like that.
Eh, really?
What reference are you using for that?
Eh, because...
Croquette?
No, it may certainly look like it.
What did you think of using it for?
Eh, because, you know, in love manga,
the main character's girl confesses her love in a super cute way, right?
I was thinking of doing something like that.
Eh, you mean the one where you change clothes instantly in the manga, right?
Eh, yes.
By the way, you can only do that because it's not reality, and if it's reality, you'll be rejected like that, you know?
No, but what I usually do is,
after school, in the library, for about an hour,
in the highest shelf, I'll be like "pyon, pyon", and do it like that,
but no one will call me from behind.
Of course!
Eh, really?
You have a table or something, don't you?
The table is next to me, but...
Move it!
Eh?
At least!
Even if you don't have it, you should at least do it!
Ah, but, but...
On rainy days, or when I'm trying to go home without wearing an umbrella,
Hey, do you have an umbrella?
"Do you want to go home together?" I want to do that, so...
Well, in the rain, I'll be walking in the high shelf for about an hour, but...
No one will call me!
Of course!
Eh, no one will call you?
Yes, well, I...
Even though you're all wet?
Even though you're all wet...
That's not good for school either!
Girls should also call you!
It's not good! Why do you keep doing love manga all the time?
Well, it's girls' admiration!
No, I know that, but...
If you're single, you won't do it, right? It's fine, right?
Eh? Shouldn't you go to a doctor?
No, you shouldn't go, you shouldn't go.
Eh?
Well, if you say you'll live a very long life, you won't be able to do manga-like things, right?
No, I won't give up.
You'll die?!
That's no good!
You'll die?!
But you want to say something like love manga, don't you?!
No, I can't! I think I'll definitely get dumped like that!
Eh?!
Is Natsu-san here?!
Why are you wearing a taxi dress?!
I love your understanding of love manga!
I love love manga too! Let's get married first thing in the morning!
That's the opposite!
Of course!
I'm still drunk!
Let's get married first thing in the morning!
Tomo is late!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you two?
I'm happy!
I don't like it!
I'm not letting you eat it, you pig!
That's gross!
Can you repeat that important comment?
No, no!
That's a valuable comment!
And she was facing that comment!
She said "comment is late"!
"Tomo is late"!
"Tomo is late", right?
I'm angry as Hasumi.
And in the second half of the show, only four of us will do "Gachinko Contest"!
Please look forward to it!
The next episode of "Let's be more Hinatazaka"!
I think this is the happiness of Japan.
The members will aim for the commentator of the future!
Why don't you have a circuit breaker?
Do you think you can solve it with a circuit breaker?
And!
If you have a circuit breaker, you will be pulled in by that beast's claws!
A discussion with the guest!
Will the members improve their comment ability?
"Let's be more Hinatazaka"!