AISubs v3.7
No, I'm serious!
This time, in order to improve their skills,
they'll learn martial arts from Mr. Koyabu!
No! No!
I know everyone in the world!
Will their skills really improve?
Let's become Hinatazaka!
It's begun, Hinata...
It was fun!
It's begun, let's become Hinatazaka!
I'm the third generation, Takahashi Mikuni!
Nice to meet you!
And today's energetic Hinadan members!
Nice to meet you!
Shimizu Rio, Yamashita Aruka, Miyachi Sumino, and other members!
Wait a minute!
I'm Hinao!
Oh, sorry!
It wasn't written in the script...
Oh, I'm sorry!
But you're nice, Hinao!
Yes, I'm Hinao!
Now that Hinao's loose speech has been decided,
let's announce the theme!
Let's learn how to stand in Hinadan's shoes!
I want to learn!
Not only Hinai, but in the future,
you'll sit in Hinadan's shoes more often!
I'm embarrassed!
With that said,
as a representative of the older members, Takahashi Mikuni,
who has a big smile and nice reactions,
please join us!
And this time, among professionals,
we've invited this person!
Sensei, please come in!
Nice to meet you!
You didn't say anything funny from the opening.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
As a host of "Hinabinga",
she has a deep connection with Hinatazaka46.
Before she tells us about Hinatazaka46, she has something she wants to say.
At first, when you weren't called by your name,
you were like "bang!"
As soon as you said "bang!" you were like "bang!"
If you were an idol, that's fine.
The fans would be like "bang!"
It's not funny at all.
The fans would think that.
That's not a problem.
But if you were in a variety show and you didn't do well,
your mom and dad would be whipped and whipped a hundred times.
That's heavy.
One appearance is heavy.
If you think you're waiting for something scarier than death, you can step forward.
Yes.
I think I can step forward more and more when I'm dressed up.
But I'm not there yet.
When you're dressed up, like Audrey.
Yes.
Anna doesn't step forward much either.
Young adults don't like it either.
If you were young adults about ten years ago,
you wouldn't step forward much.
I wonder.
Is that so?
I got married and had children.
Recently, I've been born with kindness.
So even if you step forward, I don't think you'll step forward much.
Now that Mr. Koyabu has taught us how to be kind in a variety show,
let's get started with the lesson!
First, let's learn the basic techniques of Hinatazaka46.
Hinatazaka46 is famous for its Gaia and other reactions.
Yes.
Normally, we don't talk about candy or anything like that.
I think Miyasako-san is better than me.
I can't call you because of various reasons.
I'm not good at all.
Fujiwara's Fujimo-san.
It's hard for me to say.
I don't know what's going on.
There are various things.
I hope you understand that I'm the only one.
So, we will learn from the basics today.
By the way, what do you try to do when you go out and sit like this?
I try not to create a moment when I'm nothing.
I try to think about what I will answer when I get this question.
I see.
It's a good attitude.
It's important to resonate when you hit it.
What did you eat last night?
Fish!
It's early, but you don't know much about it.
How about you, Miyachi-san?
Even if I say it in a small voice, I try to say it as much as possible.
What do you usually do?
If you say you're just singing all day long, why?
You're an idol, but you're singing all day, aren't you?
That's not the case.
It's like a strange song.
Good job.
How about you, Yamashita-san?
I try not to say "what?" I try to say it in a loud voice and resonate with the whole studio.
It's important.
Thank you.
It's important, isn't it?
I haven't really thought about what I'm going to say in the afternoon.
I see.
There are some parts that are noticed now.
You have a lot of worries.
What do you try to do?
All of us have a lot of seats at the end of the studio.
So we try to raise our laughter as much as we can.
And we talk like this.
"What do you say?" "What do you say?" "What do you say?"
Here.
Don't aim here.
I can't get out of the corner of the studio.
I try to talk after I get excited.
"What do you say?" "What do you say?" "Here."
Here.
I can't get out of it.
After learning Mr. Koyabu's technique, what's next?
You must take a reaction.
Oh! Reaction! Reaction!
The important element of Hinatazaka46 is reaction!
Let's master a good reaction and do our best to stand out!
By the way, today's members don't seem to be good at reacting.
When I'm surprised or do a big reaction, I become calm for once and look back and think if it's on purpose and I can't do it.
I'm not like you. I'm a genius who doesn't take reactions.
Lying will make you tired later, so I think it's okay to lie.
Because it's disgusting even for me.
I really learned it and my voice doesn't come out anymore.
I'm sorry. I forgot it now.
That's why Kasuga-kun is the only one for Audrey.
Kasuga-kun is also special.
Even if you ask Kasuga-kun, he is the only one.
How about you, Miyachi-san?
When I'm reacting, I end up reacting like everyone else.
I end up becoming a person who doesn't change and just stays there.
That's a problem.
That's true.
Idols, you don't have to think about that.
It's scary.
It's a terrible era.
Why are you thinking about Hinata?
Think about it.
Now that I'm an idol, I have more things to worry about.
About 70% of it might be about variety.
That's quite a lot.
Ever since you started training, you've been cutting your hair a lot.
That's right.
Dancing, singing and cutting my hair a lot.
That's right.
We had a training camp.
In the morning, dancing.
In the afternoon, singing.
In the evening, cutting my hair a lot.
After eating, cutting my hair a lot.
I had to cut my hair a lot.
Was it hard?
I was supposed to get a blanket.
I was the only one who didn't get one.
That became a trauma for me.
Who was the MC at the time?
The producer who made the show.
The producer.
Don't think about it.
Don't listen to what she says.
It's not funny at all.
You're such an old man.
You've never made me laugh before.
What are you talking about?
An old man's staff who makes an idol like me laugh.
It's not funny at all.
We're getting heated up.
But we'll leave our concerns here.
We're going to do the general reaction.
The general reaction of the game is...
"Zukkoke" and "Tachidagari".
Is there such a thing?
Well...
There's not much "zukkoke" in J-WAVE's variety show.
Hirao, are you aware of it?
Yes.
So that I can "koke" at any time,
I sit around here.
I see.
I can "koke" at any time.
Yes.
There's a technique called "kimie".
"Kimie"?
You can "zukkoke" with nerves.
Like Charlie.
If you say "sorry", you can't "koke" anymore.
But in the case of girls, in the case of skirts...
When you're lower than your knees...
Before "kokeru"...
Yes.
Put your nose in...
Yes.
Girls, put your nose in like this...
Yes.
And your skirt will be like this.
Yes.
That means you can't see your front.
And you can "koke" it like this.
Wow!
When you do like this, with this hand...
Yes.
You hold it like this...
Yes.
And "kokeru" like this.
Wow!
Amazing!
You can't see your skirt.
You can't see it.
Because you're holding it like this...
Yes.
Even if you raise your legs like this...
Yes.
You can't see your pants.
Wow!
I see.
And you cross your legs like this.
I see.
It's a skill called "kimie".
Nakanishi "kimie" san and others...
They do it like this.
Girls do it like this.
Oh!
To do "kimie", it's a little difficult.
So we'll refrain from it this time.
First, the girls stand up and "tsukkomu" at Mr. Koyabu's "koke".
Can she do it well?
Today's guest is also Hinatazaka46 which is not in good mood.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Shimizu-san, please look at Hinao-san.
Look at him.
Please sit down.
Please stand up and sit down.
I want you to say something like this.
Does it make sense?
How was it? Can you raise your hand if you think you farted the most today?
No, I didn't!
It was funny.
You have konjac on your head. How is it?
Oh, it's stinging.
You have konjac on your head.
You're a child.
Hinatazaka46 will be disbanded next year.
I don't know anything about it.
I was really shocked.
I don't know anything about it.
I think your speed is perfect.
Also, after I said something weird, everyone's posture is like this.
It's hard for me.
Even if you do like this, it's like "fart".
Can you say like that?
That's what I mean.
That's all for today's reaction class.
Next, let's learn about Gaya.
You don't have to be shy with Gaya.
It's important for you not to hesitate when you go out with your seniors and members.
Is there anyone who can't say "Gaya, wah, wah, wah"?
I have a lot of people.
If I say it out loud, it might get in the way.
I don't have much self-confidence.
It's weird to say it out loud.
It doesn't make sense if I say it out loud.
Is it hard for you to say it out loud?
I think it's okay for me to say it out loud.
For example, if you say "I came to this cafe".
Let's give it to everyone.
If you try the game.
But it's a failure.
Then I'll eat it.
When you say it, everyone will say "What?!"
You're cheating.
It doesn't matter if someone says "cheating", "cheating", "I want to eat it", right?
Yes.
Even so, it's okay for me to say it out loud.
"I'm cheating too", "I want to eat it", "I like mangoes", "I want to eat it too", "Let me eat it too", and so on.
For a long, long, long time.
It's always the same thing.
I see.
If a few people say it out loud, it might get in the way.
There's a scene where everyone stands up and says the same thing for a long time.
I hate that scene the most.
I hate it.
Even for ordinary people.
I hate it.
I really hate it.
When you stand up and say it out loud, I really hate it.
You've been saying the same thing for a long time, haven't you?
You're cheating.
I know.
How about you, Yamashita-san?
Yes, for me, in "Let's meet in Hinatazaka",
there's a segment where the two of Audrey-san make a decision.
There's an end roll where you say "Which one is it?", "Which one is it?", right?
Drum roll.
It always ends with a drum roll.
If you were to say "You'd definitely regret it", what would you do?
I said it a lot.
She's fast.
It suddenly ended like that.
When you have a lot of drum rolls, how do you decide which one is in?
No, no, not at all.
For example, in "Let's meet in Hinatazaka",
"Hiraoka" like "bang bang" "drrrrr"
When I say like that, sometimes it's better to be silent, but
no, no, it's definitely Shimizu, definitely Shimizu
Saying "definitely Shimizu" with a small voice or something like that
I don't think it's good.
It's definitely Shimizu, damn it! It's definitely Shimizu!
"It's definitely Shimizu, damn it!" Saying like that, it's annoying, annoying, annoying.
While the fourth generation is worried about the gaya,
It's definitely Shimizu, damn it! It's definitely Shimizu!
She is such a worried girl.
Audrey has been doing this for many years, but you haven't realized the relationship yet.
Is there a boundary line that you can't get out of because it's difficult?
It's really difficult.
It's really...
I don't know...
How much do you think you want to sell in variety shows?
If you want to go to Pakistan or something like that, you have to jump in to some extent.
That's amazing.
No, I'm serious!
You're reliable.
I was a little embarrassed because you were so reliable.
It wasn't a joke, though.
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
That's how it is.
Even comedians are worried about it.
Oh, is that so?
Kawahara of "Shimizu, damn it! It's definitely Shimizu!" has complete respect for people who say rude things to them until they die.
And he says it's definitely funny.
He's been saying rude things to people for a long time.
He's saying rude things, but he's taking it very seriously.
He's thinking about it a lot.
Only people who think it's funny say rude things.
Saying rude things and slipping is the most rude thing you can say.
That's scary!
Kawahara is serious about it, but I don't think you should be that determined.
No, I'm serious!
You surprised me.
I was surprised.
That's it for our counseling session.
Now, it's time for practice to make Gaya fly without getting caught in the air.
Let's make Gaya fly!
Gaya! Gaya!
As a training for Gaya fly, members who don't participate in "Teoci's Mall" will get support from "Hinatazaka46" from Gaya!
"Teoci's Mall" will have a match between "Hirao" and "Shimizu".
"Miyachi" will go to "Hirao", and "Yamashita" will go to "Shimizu".
Now, let's get started.
We're going to have an easy match!
Thank you!
I was told I don't have to do it with all my might, but I'm going to win for sure!
It's important to do your best.
Let's calm down.
OK!
Start!
Go! Go! Go!
Can you fly?
Go higher!
You can do it!
What are you doing?
What's that?
Don't use up your exercise points, "Hirao"!
Go for it! Go for it!
Cheer for me!
Don't lose! Don't lose!
Don't lose!
Everyone in the world, please feel me!
Feel my heart!
Time's up!
It's long! It's long!
Well, well, well, this is fine.
This is small.
This is where you stand out.
I could hear Yamashita-san's voice, but...
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Is that Max?
Max says... Go for it!
Go for it!
Your parents must have told you, right?
That's right.
Your mother must have told you, right?
Not at all.
That's right.
It's impossible to say "go home" like this.
It's impossible.
So you should give up on Gaya.
I'm saying "no", but...
With that voice and that feeling...
It's better for you to think "I want to do Gaya" again.
It seems a little tough for Miyachi family's bloodline, but...
Gaya's lesson is over.
Let's see the wife's reaction!
The wife's reaction in this video is...
a practical subject.
A cute-looking girl...
and a man who is active in variety shows...
are 100% wives.
Think of "wife" as your own stage.
I also said this to a young girl who is new to acting.
"Don't let "wife" down, bogeyman."
I've sent her an email.
When I was watching it, it was kind of sad.
I can't say funny things in a studio like you do.
When you're being pulled out of it, you're a talent, right?
Think of it as your own stage.
The more you die, the more "wife" will work hard.
Personally, I think "wife" is very important content for beautiful girls.
I hope you'll do your best.
Are there any people who are not good at "wife" reactions?
Yes. I recently feel that "wife" is more expressionless than you think.
That's right.
I'm telling you to watch the video.
You're watching it, right?
Yes.
Please watch it.
That's a lie.
Is it a lie?
It's a lie.
Please watch this video and motivate the viewers with your expressions.
I think it's said like that.
I think it's been taken for a long time.
That's right.
For example, "bossa" or "high heel" sometimes look like this.
For example, "lingo" sometimes looks like this when she switches "wife" to herself.
It's a lie.
I've seen it many times in Osaka.
For example, "momogo" sometimes looks like she's about to sleep when she switches "wife".
Please don't be like that.
Yes.
Now, Ms. Yamashita.
Yes.
When I say "rice" or "it looks delicious" or "it's cute" or "it's cute" I make a normal reaction.
But I want to say "it's just a wall".
"It's just a wall".
What kind of situation is that?
That's scary.
Say something.
Yes, say something.
Like "it's just a wall".
I see.
"Downtown" on Mondays is also interesting.
Yes.
I think you're enjoying it.
From now on, when you watch "downtown" on Wednesdays, you can't watch "vtr".
What?
The people in the studio in the upper right corner and the entertainers are saying something.
It's normal for you to watch "vtr" in "vtr".
Yes.
If you watch "wife" in "vtr", you don't care about what's in "v".
You just watch "wife" all the time.
Yes.
If you say "it looks delicious" or "it's cute" in a low voice, you'll say "oh, really".
"Oh, you're saying that now".
Yes.
It's better for you to watch "vtr" in "vtr" than "it looks delicious".
Yes, watch "wife" in "vtr".
Let's do "Practice Gatera" "wife comment championship".
From now on, they will practice wiping comments.
By watching three different genres of VTR, they will be able to give more accurate comments.
Let's practice!
Tirao and Miyachi will challenge!
Then, VTR, start!
Yes!
Wow, she is so cute!
She is Ayaka!
She has chubby cheeks!
Is she your mother?
She is so cute!
Her hair is like a lion's!
She is so cute!
What is she thinking of?
Wow, it looks spicy!
It looks hot!
It is hot just by looking at it!
I can't eat this!
It looks like it will come out of Mario's tongue!
It is too red!
Wow, you can't eat this!
It looks spicy!
Even a spoon is hot!
It is hot!
Is this Miyazaki's?
Isn't it her?
She is taking off her shoes.
Unusual!
What is this?
She is running!
Amazing!
Strange! What is this?
Amazing!
She looks like a human!
She is running by herself!
Will she come back?
Wow!
Amazing!
She is reaching!
She is an amazing performer!
Amazing!
She is running!
She looks like an idol!
Amazing!
She is running!
Her hands were quite muddy.
How did you like it?
It is difficult.
Yes.
Well...
The feeling of "let's say it, let's say it" is too strong.
It is difficult to put it into words and I made mistakes.
I see.
Maybe you talked too much.
Did you talk all the time?
If you talk that much in the studio, it is annoying.
Yes.
I like it when you talk a lot.
Yes.
Anything you want to say?
You looked like a YouTuber.
Can you show us a demonstration?
I want to see it!
Let's see it!
She is not a queen of wife.
Short and concise comments!
Let's ask Koyabu-san to show us a demonstration!
Toronto, did you hug me?
Wow!
Why is the line broken on the left side?
Wasn't it a train station before?
Is it spicy?
Is it spicy? Do you want it?
Huh? Is it dirty?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Huh? Is it that kind of pattern?
Huh? Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
If my daughter did it like you...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Huh? Huh?
You're like an athlete.
Hey! Are you going to run like that?
Hmm...
Isn't it like this?
Wow! Amazing!
It's not like "Wow!" but...
The amount of talking is like this, right?
If you talk, it's like "Wow! Wow! Wow!", right?
Yes.
Well, I didn't have such an answer, but...
Next, please answer in seconds, which you often see in variety shows!
We'll try it with the flow of introduction!
This time, we'll have you do a food report in 7 seconds!
Here we go!
These two will do the challenge!
Shimizu will eat persimmon, and Yamashita will eat fruit daifuku!
Will they be able to do their food report well?
I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Tanaka, the master of kaki-no-ha sushi.
Fish cutlet and vinegared rice are wrapped in kaki-no- ha, and it's a traditional sushi from Nara Prefecture.
Mr. Higashimura, who is from Nara Prefecture, also loves it and seems to have brought it for a live performance.
Well then, Ms. Shimizu, we've prepared kaki-no-ha sushi for you this time, so please do your food report in seven seconds.
Thank you for it.
Hurry up and eat it!
Nara Prefecture's specialty, kaki-no-ha sushi. Please try it for yourself!
Next up is the fruit daifuku from Benzaiten.
A daifuku with a whole piece of fruit, white bean paste that brings out the original taste of the fruit, and a dish dedicated to the golden sunset.
Well then, Mr. Yamashita, we've prepared some snack points for you this time, so please do your food report in seven seconds.
Yes, it's delicious. Thank you for it.
You haven't eaten it yet.
"Fruits Daifuku" at a convenience store.
Please try it.
I'm disqualified.
How was it?
I just said "thank you" and it was over.
That's right.
I said "thank you" and it was over.
That's right.
How about you, Yamashita-san?
First of all, I wanted to show you how it looks like.
But, it was already over.
So, it was difficult for me to review it.
You two showed it like this.
But, I wonder if it looks like it in the video.
I see.
The general public.
I'm sure you are more drunk than me.
So, I don't think you can show it now.
What is your advice?
If you eat it in 7 seconds,
you should eat it before it comes to you.
You should eat it when it comes to you.
Or you can eat it when it comes to you.
You should swallow it and eat it.
I see.
You should eat it when it comes to you.
You should eat it.
I don't need it at all.
With his wife's advice,
today's lesson is over.
So, everyone, how was today's lesson?
It was helpful from the bottom of my heart and I forgot about the variety show.
It's really a good way of saying Mr. Koyabu.
It's strange. It's really difficult for Hinatazaka46.
There are four seniors and three juniors.
They are so energetic that they can beat two and one.
Watch them today.
I'm sure you'll laugh a lot.
Listen to me.
Yes.
There is no woman who cries like that.
Ms. Higashimura.
I don't cry.
I'm a manly woman.
A manly woman?
That girl?
Yes.
There is an army.
Yes, there is an army.
What?
There is an army of men.
Yes.
And next time, the show will be renewed.
Aiming for professional idols who can work in various fields without staying in the group frame,
the four juniors will work hard.
Look forward to it.