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There is a battle you can't lose here.
The battle you can't lose starts from the first episode of the new year!
All of you will have a back-to-back variety show battle!
I'm a beginner.
Why don't you just guess?
Our goal is to learn the basics of variety shows!
It's New Year's Day. Let's have fun together!
Let's have a good battle!
Happy New Year!
New Year!
Happy New Year!
The venue is very luxurious.
There are about six chandeliers.
Continuing with the end of the year plan,
it's the New Year's special where everyone gathers!
Since it's New Year's Eve, this person will be in charge!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is my first time meeting you all.
Yes, it's amazing.
What is?
It's real.
It's amazing.
The teacher is Akimasa Haraguchi, who is well- known for impersonating.
Please say hello and wish you a happy new year.
I'm Hanaka Hirao, who wants you to use your speech on your motorcycle this year.
Thank you.
And...
Next...
Can I say my speech?
It's a tempo.
Yes, it's a tempo.
Get ready.
I'm sorry.
I thought the camera was off, so I was checking the monitor.
Yes.
I thought it was on camera, but I can't talk anymore.
I'm sorry.
Next...
My goal for this year is...
I want to be able to eat shiitake mushrooms.
Thank you for your support.
And...
I want to improve my communication skills.
I'm Nami Konishi.
Thank you for your support.
Yes, I want to remodel my house this year.
I'm Ria Shimizu.
Thank you for your support.
The program is different.
Yes, yes.
Yes, I won't oversleep this year.
I'm Kaho Fujishima.
Thank you for your support.
And...
Yes, this year...
I want to be able to cut firewood.
I'm Tamaki Ishizuka.
Thank you for your support.
Yes, and...
Yes, this year...
I want to be able to cut chopsticks cleanly.
I'm Sumire Komiaki.
Thank you for your support.
It's harder than I thought.
Yes, and...
Yes, I'm Kamitsuki Hiraoka.
I want to complete all of Akane Chihaya's novels.
Thank you for your support.
Yes, thank you for your support.
Yes, and...
Yes, I want to be able to drink one liter of water.
I'm Haruka Yamashita.
Thank you for your support.
Yes, and...
Yes, I want to be able to talk to a store clerk.
I'm Mirina Otano.
Thank you for your support.
What does that mean?
Yes, it's an absolute Thai emotion.
There's no doubt about it.
I'm Tsukuyomi Tsukuyomi.
Yes, it's an absolute Thai emotion.
There's no doubt about it.
Hey, Yamashita-san.
You're drinking one liter of water, aren't you?
What does that mean?
You're drinking a total of one liter of water, aren't you?
Then... I've conquered it!
That's fast!
That's amazing!
It's already over!
I'm sorry. There's only 360 liters of water left, but is it okay?
It's okay!
Please come up with a new goal!
So you want to be able to talk to the clerk, right, Watanabe?
Yes. I'm really bad at talking to people.
So I want to be able to talk to myself more.
Is it hard for you to talk to people like that?
It's hard for me to talk to people like that.
And even if I talk to people like that, I'm not good at responding to them.
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
It's simple.
You should say "Do your best" too!
Watanabe, do your best!
You too!
I'm doing my best!
I can do it!
I'm getting excited!
And today's theme is...
Since it's New Year's Day, let's have a big variety showdown!
It's New Year's Day, but it's a team showdown!
Two teams will be separated, and the team with the most points in the end...
...will get a chance at a New Year's gift!
Look at this monitor!
It says "Togu Seizun" on it.
It's New Year's Day, isn't it?
Do you know how it's separated?
Ms. Ishizuka, do you know about this?
I know!
It's changed!
Don't play with me!
You...
Play, play!
I told you!
And it seems that Fukui and Aichi may belong to either team, depending on how they look like.
It's time for each team to appeal!
Here's the theme for us to appeal!
It's "Mode Mode"!
Let's do it!
What's up with your reaction?
That's because Hiraoka wrote in the survey that he's practicing for "mode mode"!
It's perfect if you wear it, but we're going to have you compete against each other!
Well then, start!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay, I can fly!
Okay!
If you put it in the fire, okay!
Yay!
Ten seconds! Ten seconds left!
Eight! Seven!
If you put it in the fire, okay!
Ten!
Nine!
One! I'm sorry, I can see you!
I can't see you!
Okay, let's see it!
Choosing a tool with a small number of people!
One, two!
Hira, Hane, Mitsuki...
Hey, don't mix it up!
That was a joke!
It's a mess now, but the team is decided!
The first match is...
This one!
Rock, paper, scissors!
It's been a while! I'm Katsumoto!
In the end...
Rock, paper, scissors is...
A martial art!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a must-learn for variety shows, so let's try it out!
The eastern army is Shimizu, and the western army is Takeuchi!
Since we're here, let's practice that, too!
Yo, Kirari!
You're always excited, but you won't lose in speed today!
I told you!
Hey, Schultz!
Don't underestimate me just because I'm excited!
That's good! That's good!
Let's have a hot battle! Everyone, sit down!
Yes, sir!
Ready... Fight!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Here we go! Shimeza! If you don't win this, you lose!
Yes! I'll win for sure!
Here we go! I won't lose!
Ready... Fight!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
We're partners, aren't we?!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
We're partners, aren't we?!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
I won!
Here we go! The next match is...
Ready... Fight! Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Fight! Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
One-time break!
Takeu-san, I'm telling you... If you lose, you have to wear a helmet!
If you lose, you have to wear a helmet!
Don't take it away!
I'll calm down!
Ready... Fight! Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Shimeza wins!
I won!
The other team gets 10 points!
We won!
The other team gets 10 points!
The second match is...
The second match is... Monoboke-combo!
I'll say it with you two!
Hiraoko and Yamausha...
It's not "monoboke"!
First of all, please open up the microphone!
I told you it's not a monogamy!
This is a variety show!
It's correct, right?
Yes!
Okay, I'll do it!
I'll do it!
You always have a cute face, but...
I'll make you look like a loser!
Ah, that's good!
That's good!
Now!
No, no, no, no!
I found it!
What was that?
That was...
Rin-chan!
You're always beautiful and kind!
Who are you?!
Nyan?
What's going on?
Ready?
Fight!
Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
Monogamy!
Ah!
Shutter draw!
Ah!
If you win, you're not a loser!
Wait a minute!
Ready?
Fight! Fight! Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
Monogamy!
Ah!
You're slow!
You're slower than before!
Ready?
Fight! Fight! Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
Monogamy!
Rin-chan!
Yamaisa-sensei, this is a variety show, so don't go too deep!
Say "bang"!
Okay!
Think about how Komiko Hammer will feel!
Okay!
You're slow!
Ready?
Fight! Fight! Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
Yay!
Three!
Too fast!
Fight! Fight! Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
Yay!
Four!
Yay!
Awesome!
You're good!
All I remember is this!
Ready?
Fight! Fight! Rock, paper, scissors, fight!
Monogamy!
Okay, let's go!
West Army 10 points!
Yamashita wins!
In the second match, West Army wins and both teams get 10 points in the first match!
In the second match...
Pa-di-ta! This is the second match! Wow!
I can fly faster than anyone! Zab and Hayanuki match! Babyon! Thank you!
It's been a while!
Zab and Hayanuki match!
It's a simple match of how fast you can get out of a diagonal Zab and Hayanuki!
In the first match, East Army Fujishima and West Army Konishi!
Ze-ta-pa!
Tonight, I'll be taking over this stage!
It's morning, though.
I usually sleep a lot, but I won't let you do anything today, so let's go!
Huh?!
She said "ta-ta-ta" just now.
The first one up is West Army Konishi!
Ready...
Go!
You can do it!
Last one! Last one!
Last one!
This is tough!
Now, the time is...
15.18 seconds!
Is this really fast?
This is East Army Fujishima!
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Last one was for amateurs.
I see!
Last one was for amateurs.
You want me to do it?
You want me to show you the real thing?
The real thing is over there.
Fujishima is pretty confident, but will Konishi be able to break her record?
Ready...
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
She's good!
This might be a good time!
What's the time?
I don't know yet.
17.44 seconds!
Wow!
Fujishima wins!
First, the blue team wins 10 points!
Next, one of you will sit down and one of you will pull it out. It's a pair competition!
You have to pull out 10 cards!
Hey, Hirao Shogenji!
Are you done?
I'm done!
Are you done?
But I've already started.
Hey, Hirao Shogenji!
I'll show you how blue is stronger than red!
Okay.
You two!
Don't underestimate me!
I won't lose!
It's not red or blue. It's the eastern army and western army.
Okay, western army!
Hey, Shizuka and Miyachi!
Yes!
What can you guys do to me!?
Oh, you don't have a pass?
We don't!
We don't have a pass.
Listen up!
Western army has a battle that you can't lose!
There is a battle that you can't lose!
First up is eastern army's Miyachi Ishizuka!
Okay!
Here we go!
Ready!
One, two!
Okay!
You can do it!
One, two!
Okay!
One, two!
Hang in there!
You can do it!
Ready!
One, two!
Ready!
One, two!
That was fast!
The time is 22.39 seconds!
Well, well, this is...
Next up is the western army, Hirao Shogenji!
The number one athlete, Chi Hirao!
Will he be able to fly?
Okay, I'll get on.
Okay, get on.
Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Yeah, it's difficult from the preparation stage.
Are you okay?
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I was born! I was born!
Kojita was born!
I can't stop it!
I'm on!
Ready...
One, two!
Get back on! Get back on!
Calm down! Calm down!
You can't do it like that!
One, two!
You can't do it like that!
The athlete, Gibrio Hakkisi, has fallen!
By the way, at this point,
the eastern army had exceeded their time,
so I apologize for that.
That was dangerous.
I should have edited it a little more.
Seriously.
In the second round,
the eastern army gained 20 points and took a lead!
And in the third round...
The third round is...
this!
It's the first time in our youth.
It's "Episode Illustration"!
This is...
our first time meeting.
Thank you for having us!
New Year's Day's classic card battle!
This is the first episode of the fourth generation!
For every card you draw, you gain 10 points!
Ishizuka and Fujishima are in the same army!
In the western army, Tanabe is in charge of testimony and testimony!
Hey, hey, Tamakaho!
You always say "kyappi-kyappi", but we will win this time!
Kyappi-kyappi!
I made a mistake!
I was eating too much!
Kyappi-kyappi
Here we go!
Yes!
Tamanegio
"Ringo" and "machigae"
kirarincho
Tamanegio
"Ringo" and "machigae"
kirarincho
Excuse me!
You should say "variety" with a louder voice!
I got it!
Correct!
Who drew this?
Yes, it's me, Konishi Nanami!
Konishi-chan!
Yes!
There is a character called "Keichi Kirari",
and she eats "mucchamanju" which is a famous dish of Fukuoka,
which is a rice dish made of Taiyaki.
Yes, "mucchamanju" is delicious, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
She takes a bite of it and says, "Oh, it has butter in it!"
Oh, I made a mistake! It was mayonnaise!
She said "it's cute" at that time,
but when she takes a second bite and says, "Oh, it has apple in it!"
Oh, I made a mistake! It was onion!
I'm really worried now.
You are worried, aren't you?
You don't have a good taste...
You only have a good texture of onion and apple.
Don't feel it properly.
Yes, I'll do my best!
You'll do your best!
Next up is the staff's turn!
Let's cheer up with "variety"!
"subide j" ties up a lunch box and eats "subide"
It's a big one!
Thank you very much!
That's what we wanted!
Thank you very much!
Who wrote this one?
Yes!
Oh!
Did you write it yourself?
Yes, I did!
You wanted to write it yourself, didn't you?
I did!
When I realized it was you, I was already there!
What does this episode mean?
Last year, in November of 2023,
we held a concert at Tokyo Kabukicho Tower for one month.
During that rehearsal,
about three delicious lunch boxes were prepared,
and Sumi-chan took the most popular lunch box and said,
I didn't take it!
It was funny, wasn't it?
That's a nice and cute episode!
I heard it!
I'll eat it with "cornishin ice"!
Yes!
I said it!
Correct!
Who wrote this one?
Yes!
It's me!
Yes, Fujishima-chan!
This is Konishi Nanomi-chan, who usually has a very cool image,
but when she got her favorite ice cream,
she said she'd eat it by herself,
and she got happy and said,
Thank you very much!
She said it!
It was funny how she said it,
and I said it by mistake.
It was so creepy.
I'll eat it!
Just disappear!
That's what I thought.
Let's see!
Hiraho has finally awakened her stylishness!
Which one?
I did it!
You did it!
I did it!
You did it!
Who wrote this?
Yes, it's me, Takeuchi.
When I was a trainee, I wore strange clothes.
Sometimes I thought "what is this?"
But recently, I wear cute dresses and short Korean- style T-shirts.
I've become fashionable.
Did you notice that it was a little lame?
I wore white ballet shoes with a rubber band in the middle that you can buy at a black market.
I was doing ballet lessons at first.
I was dancing upside down.
That's how it happened.
It's funny.
Konishi, can you say something?
Go! Go! Go!
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Konishi!
I'll take it. I'll take it.
I'll take one.
Wait a minute!
One more card!
Huh?
You have to take one more card.
Is it limited edition?
No, it's not.
Then show me!
Show me!
Ah!
I noticed you had your hands up!
You have minus one point.
You sang with your hands up.
Who is this?
Yes!
Oh, it's you, Shimizu!
It's me, Shimizu!
Yes, what is it about?
Yes, this is...
When me and Konishi were together...
Konishi said something really funny.
Yes.
And I really laughed out loud.
At that moment...
Konishi directly said...
"Ah, that was funny just now...
I don't like it."
It's funny episodes.
Yes, we need funny episodes.
It's Sanma-san.
The third round is over!
Next is the final round!
So, up to this point...
The east team has 69 points.
The west team has 63 points.
So, the east team is one step ahead.
Congratulations!
I'm really sorry.
Calculations don't match, but...
Actually...
Before the final round...
Both teams have gained a lot in recent years.
We will show you what happened in the final round!
The final round is...
"Go through the loop of the team's bond...
and go back through the hoop!"
While all teams are holding hands...
They will go through the loop of the team's bond.
Those who complete it will go to the front row...
and hold hands again.
They will go back and forth on the course...
and the team which reached the goal first will gain 7 points!
In other words...
The team which won this battle will win!
On your marks...
Get ready!
Don't rush!
Go!
Good job! Good job, everyone!
Good!
Slowly! Slowly!
Good! You can use water!
Good!
Sorry!
Go forward! Forward! Forward!
Good!
Good! Good match! Good match!
This is a good match!
Don't rush! Don't rush!
Everyone, go now!
Don't rush!
You're going to go through the fence, but it's OK!
Don't go round! Don't go round!
And in the second half, the pressure increases!
Good game! Good game!
Good game!
Good reaction!
You can do it! You can do it!
Good game! Good game!
It's close to the finish line!
Will the same team finish first? Or will it be the western team?
It hurts!
It's coming! It's coming!
It hurts!
Goal!
It hurts!
The western team scored a wonderful goal!
7 points for the western team!
It hurts!
We haven't lost!
What are you talking about?
We can still go!
We can still go, but we can't go anymore!
I'm sorry!
So, the western team that won will get a chance to get a dropped ball!
One of them has a dropped ball in it!
I'm counting on you, Yurina!
But, after all, bugs...
Bugs?
Yes, after all, based on what happened in the past, I think it's this team!
Did you bite "what happened in the past"?
I said "bugs"?
Yes, based on what happened in the past, it's this team!
Is it okay?
Then, we'll go with this team!
I understand!
Then...
Open!
Dropped ball!
Congratulations!
I'm glad!
By the way, is it okay for me to open it?
Is there anyone who wants to open it?
Yes!
Oh!
Then, let's go!
What will come out?
Open!
Yes, please do a monoboke!
No, you said you wanted to open it yourself!
You said you wanted to open it yourself, didn't you?!
Then, please do a monoboke with the volleyball!
OK, let's play volleyball!
I want to go to Yabashiriya!
I'm Hirata Saka, nice to meet you again this year!
I got sunburned at the end of the year!
The next "Let's be Hirata Saka" is...
Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle!
Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle!
I want to go to Hirameki-jo!
I want to challenge the mystery time and use the Hirameki-no-o!
The mystery-time-technique is in full swing!
But...
Juice!
Shinkaitou-nenbatsu!
Will I be able to improve my Hirameki-no-o?!