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[PH] Hiragana
Let's meet in Hiratazaka!
Sorry for making you wait!
Let's meet at Hinatazaka where it started.
We are members of Hinatazaka who are energetic today as well.
Hey, young man and woman, where is the back?
What is today's project? Title call please.
Gather! Ponkosu no Mori plus! Welcome, gentlemen!
In any era, naturalistic characters in variety shows are reported.
About two and a half years ago, members were replaced in the first tournament and a new naturalistic character was discovered.
And I would like to sell the members chosen for the most variable naturalistic episodes that I feel are the most naturalistic.
By the way, last time we had a system called watching over you, but with the graduation of common people, we will abolish it this time.
I think you and Nao and I were pretty much seen last time.
That's right.
I think it's a dark darkness that has just come out of your hands.
I think you're smart and mature.
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We have taken a survey of who you think is a natural person.
And nine people ranked higher than you.
So-called natural people.
This is good.
There are natural people.
Everyone!
By the way, who do you think is in it?
Yamashita.
Yamashita is...
If he is not in it, the judges will think it's strange.
Why?
I'm bored.
Orimoto.
Yes, yes, yes.
Kawata.
Kawata is in it, too.
Kawata is definitely in it, too.
Who do you think is in it, Kazuma?
I think this Gokisei will be ranked in the top five.
I'm excited.
We don't know yet.
We want to know about it.
Only members know about it.
We will announce it at once.
Here it is.
This is it.
Kaona and others joined.
Here it is.
[PH] Don't be happy.
[PH] We have many fans.
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
First of all, you're in first place, but...
Are you aware of it, Takai-san?
Of course not.
But you're in second place, right?
Yes.
Wow, you talk a lot!
Even for a naturalist.
Many other naturalist candidates have been nominated.
Will we find a new naturalist piece of crap?
It's time for the natural episode announcement!
The first episode is...
A case that happened in a random place.
What happened?
I'll tell you about my story.
It was a day when I went to Gifu for a shoot for a restaurant in Kanata.
It was snowing heavily and it was freezing cold.
Although you said it in advance, slippers?
Not sandals, slippers?
You are wrong!
You may have done it.
It's interesting if you say it's sandals.
It's ridiculous to say it's sandals and slippers.
Can I say sandals?
Heimland.
I was told about it before, but I could make sandals.
It's like slippers.
Slippers? That's complicated.
It's like a fluffy slipper.
It's not good for wet snow.
That's right.
I made it.
Why sandals?
I didn't think about it.
I wanted something warm.
You were thinking about a blue sky restaurant plan.
Yes, I was thinking about what to eat for breakfast.
You didn't think about it.
What about here?
Yes, Tsurusaki-san.
Tsurusaki-san.
When I gave Hina-san the sweets she said she liked,
she gave me an ice cream with ice cream ice cream that Hina-san used as a thank you.
Hey!
[PH] Hey!
That's not a tonka!
Ice cream...
I gave you for your gift.
I told you to buy it because I was playing around, but you really bought it for me.
Wait a minute.
I told you to buy it, but you really bought it for me.
I want you to buy it for me.
You have no choice but to buy it.
I wanted to give her a nice present.
What did you think when you got the ice water?
I thought it was strange.
It's not enough to say thank you.
I was happy.
What about you?
Yes.
The other day, I had a chance to meet the person in person called Real Meet and Greet.
At that time, everyone was excited and decided on new clothes.
But, all of a sudden, she said, look, and gave me a tag from my clothes.
She showed me that I wore it as it is.
[PH] What?
It's true, isn't it?
It's true.
I wore it at home in advance and I thought it didn't suit me.
But after wearing it in this dress, I thought of selling it.
It's more valuable to say that you didn't wear a new one.
That's right.
That's amazing. And you showed it to your juniors.
Don't think you put on a new one. It's for sale.
What about you, Kanamira?
I noticed your strange behavior.
I often see people next to me in their costumes at live performances.
My juniors Morimoto and Yamaguchi were cleaning Kaata's teeth like this.
[PH] What?
It's a common, not an animal.
I'm doing it like this, too.
I'm sure it's easy to bite.
We did it at an animal pace.
We did it.
Don't open your mouth properly in front of me, Kana.
What were you cleaning with?
With bare hands.
How could you do that?
What a scary group.
I think you have everything beautiful, so you can touch me anywhere.
I'm not a ride.
I'm not a ride, but I was carried around by you.
I really hated it.
Yamaguchi calmly touched me like this, and then Mugi-san touched me like this, and then Murii-san touched me like this, and then I was like...
What did you do?
This is ridiculous!
As an idol group, I will never cry at a live show!
Even if I'm singing, I won't cry at all!
They have told us a lot of stories about nature, so we will return to the main subject.
Here is the next episode.
What is a minima fisco?
This is a story from Yamashita.
Yes, from me...
From Karta.
Yes, from the nature to the natural park.
I was talking about you and Tama-chan and how you are a minimalist.
To confirm that, I asked you what a minimalist is.
You said you are a minimalist.
Hey, don't say that!
You have too bad information.
You said it and your data is too heavy.
Yamashita confirmed whether she was really a minimalist.
And she said yes.
But right after that, she asked me what a minimalist is.
She didn't know what a minimalist is, but she said yes.
Yamashita did?
Yes.
By the way, what is a minimalist?
It's a very small number of things in my bag.
I'll say a very important point.
It's not about lifestyle, but it's about what you think in your bag.
Minimalism.
Yamashita, did you know about minimalist?
I don't know about it, but I heard about mini and malist.
Malist?
What is malist?
Do you know about mini?
I thought it might be a word I know, so I said it casually.
It's weird for you to confirm it's Yamashita, isn't it?
It's a little confusing.
I don't know it.
Yamashita is weak in numbers and units,
When we measured our pi's, we were like, oh I'm 365.
It's like we're playing a game.
There are a lot of numbers in numbers, right?
But if you look at it and say, answer it, we can't do it.
It's not like you can't do it.
Even if you say 36 points, you can't do it.
Yes.
Yes, Hiraoka.
The other day, I had a little pimple around my mouth.
Yes.
And I saw it in the spring and said,
I got a little pimple.
Huh? Soy sauce?
I was told.
Soy sauce?
I was told.
That's strange, Kayoka.
That's strange.
What does that mean?
Huh? Did you eat soy sauce and get it?
I think it's like that.
What made you think that?
My grandma said so.
Grandma said so.
She said it was for eating.
She taught me that if you get it, you can get acne.
If you get it.
I thought so.
Today's story is about this morning.
This morning?
I asked Yamashita,
you're going out next week, right?
He said,
brother?
You're going out next week, right?
Brother?
What?
Did you talk?
In the morning?
I don't know.
You're scary.
Besides Yamashita, it seems like there are members who make scary mistakes.
It's about Takeuchi.
Takeuchi.
He really makes a lot of mistakes.
Takeuchi too.
He says, lennyomuchikin and yanmuchikin.
There's a song called A.no.sophia in the song of Hiragana46.
When I asked him about the next song, he said,
A.no.mofia!
Fighting without humanity, fighting without humanity as a native
That song is an eternal mafia that idols will not release
Everyone has a tape and sing it
No, youtube, like the darkness of society, youtube
[PH] Everyone is a cat, you are an idol
A weak person is coming out
What else? A mistake?
I'm Sakai, and I often make mistakes or answer questions in a strange way.
During a lesson, I asked you if you had a comb for your hair.
You said you didn't have a comb, but you did have shoes.
That's quite different from what you said.
Do you remember?
Yes, I did have shoes.
Don't make a scene!
What are you doing?
I handed my shoes to Gono and he said I have to ride it once.
I said yes, yes, yes, yes.
I have to ride it.
I'm going crazy.
I'm in trouble.
I have to do it like this.
Otherwise I can't sing.
I thought you'd say something.
I see. This is also a big deal.
What about you, Sakai?
I saw your blog.
You ate spinach and vanilla ice cream together.
It was matcha ice cream.
Matcha?
I'm scared of matcha.
Maybe you're a naturalist.
That's right. First of all, Sakai...
Did you know about this?
It's not like that.
It's different.
I wanted to eat matcha at the time.
You wanted to eat matcha.
It had a good meaning.
I thought of mixing it.
That's amazing.
I ate it and it was matcha.
It became matcha.
Did you get comments from fans?
Yes.
What did it say?
It said, 「There's no way it's a horse。」
[PH] That's amazing.
That's amazing, Fango.
Yes, I should have told you properly!
Don't make her do that.
Don't say things like,
-"That's right." -"That's right."
Let's talk about food. What do you think?
I'll tell you about Ota.
Ota.
She's always busy.
When I get close, she's always spilling something.
She's a bit weird.
Her bag is big too.
She always carries around a 2-liter bottle.
2 liters?
She's weak with pressure.
She can't open it or close it.
She's spilled 2 liters of water
I've seen her spill it around her bag like twice.
Two liters in her bag?
She spilled a lot of soba noodles she bought at a convenience store in her bag.
That's a bit of a shock.
That's going to get soaked, right?
But it's all empty inside.
Oh, I see.
Then the inside of your bag is all messy.
And it's the same product.
She put two liters of water, juice and soba noodles in her bag.
The water and juice are not closed.
I was running with my bag and it opened and everything mixed up and my back was all covered in water.
You'll drown in that amount of water.
I can't use that bag anymore.
Why do you have two liters?
Isn't it cheaper to buy two liters of water?
That's right. 500ml bottle is cheap, isn't it?
Then, is it OK?
Yes, I will.
You have to drink a little of petcochtre like this, if you don't have a cup.
I want to drink like this.
That's good.
Are you okay?
Yes.
As Tsurusaki said, Ota is making a mess of onigiri during lessons.
She is making it full of onigiri and she is doing it with her hands.
Is that so?
I think she is doing it because she wants you to pay attention.
Is that so?
There is such a suspicion.
It shouldn't be like that.
Triangle is hard to eat.
Triangle is the easiest to eat.
Don't make a history of rice balls.
It's easy to eat a triangle, regardless of its shape.
It's like a lot of circles.
[PH] It's the opposite.
It's like a flying ring.
What does it mean?
Is it easy to eat?
If you eat one piece of meat, you will break it.
I see.
An extraordinary talent appeared in the natural history area, but still a woman's mouth.
Next.
Self-taken photos.
Who is this?
This is the story of the first place, Rika Takai.
The meal is like a diet meal, and you take food on your own plate and eat it.
At that time, we were just talking and finished eating by ourselves.
I was going to take a selfie
but I was trying to take a picture
and I put my smartphone like this
and I put a salted plate here for a long time.
I'm not a food master.
Food fighters don't do idol photos.
That's right.
Do you remember, Takai-san?
It looks like a lefban.
A lefban?
Yes.
But as an idol, what do you think of a plate of food that you have finished eating?
I don't think it's good.
That's right.
Is there a particular episode of Takai-san you remember?
There were a few students in the dressing room.
And there was also Takai in one of them.
And when I came back from my absence,
It was only expensive and there were no other customers.
So I asked, have you all gone to shoot?
Well...
What is this?
No reply at all.
I was very careless in my reply.
Oh, I see.
And...
After that, he looked at me and said,
I'm sorry.
I thought you were the same creature.
You were surprised, weren't you?
I was surprised.
Is there any other kind person in Takai?
Yes, I'm Sato.
Takai and Sakai are pretty bad at directions.
Usually, I and Tsurusaki, who are firm people, look for directions.
But when we were alone, we walked for about three hours without looking for directions.
When you went somewhere?
When I went to a beauty salon in Takai and Sakai, it took me three hours.
When I arrived, I found out that there was only another beauty salon in the same area.
That's good!
It's different from the shop here.
Yes.
You can find out such a thing.
Yes, you can do it with a smartphone.
Hey, sing for me.
[PH] I feel like I heard something strange.
So cute!
I'm curious about the reason for high contact.
Is it okay for you to use other ways of communication?
Yes.
This is about trains.
It's about a strong little girl called Nico-chan.
Nico-chan doesn't have a traffic light sign every day.
Every day!
It's a fate!
Fate!
Not every day, but every now and then...
You're so energetic.
Why do you put money in your wallet?
I should put money in my wallet, but I buy a lot of things with it.
I always end up buying more.
You buy more and more?
Yes, I feel like I can buy anything.
You realize you're running out of money when you get off the train.
I always charge only 1,000 yen.
You should charge more.
Is everything okay?
This is also a story on the train.
Sakai always has a transparent bag.
When there is a practice, he has a big banana board.
This is a four-person ride.
Like this?
Like, like Cinderella
I have a long bag and I always lose things because of its size.
I was looking for a transportation card and it took me a long time.
Because of its size?
It's too big.
It's like a banana boat.
It must be difficult to ride a train.
I'll ask you one more time because of its size.
Please.
When I first met you, I thought you all had a big face.
I was in the same car as everyone else in the same age group.
I had garbage in my eyes and wanted a mirror, but I didn't have one.
I asked if anyone had a mirror and Takai said,
I only have a huge makeup artist's mask.
[PH] What?
Why?
I ran out with a great spirit.
It's about a hand mirror, isn't it?
It's about this big.
Nanami's pure drama-like natural samba dance is explosive!
Here is the next episode.
Just barely before going to bed.
This is about Fujishima.
There are rehearsals and we have spare time.
I want to sleep even for a little while.
Fujishima is a place where you can sleep a lot and you can sleep well in a short time.
The next song is about to start.
Fujishima said it's his turn.
I have to go!
He got up and ran to the rehearsal room with a sleepy head.
And he was hit by a transparent bag.
It looked like a frog had stuck to his head.
What is it?
It looks like an anime.
I wanted to be like you and stopped for about 20 seconds and said I was wrong.
Yes, I'm good at getting up early and I can run a lot.
You can go out suddenly.
I'm the type of person who can go out suddenly and I can go out suddenly and I'll bump into something.
And only me and Yoko were in that place.
I'm the same age as Yoko and I'm a senior high school student.
I'm embarrassed to be seen as a youngster.
Does that mean you're both cool?
I'm really bad-looking, so I have no choice but to go.
I made a mistake.
You are more lame than me.
You said you made a mistake and screamed.
You are the lamest.
You should say that you made a mistake.
People remember you.
What else?
This is a story about Takeuchi.
I stayed at a hotel on this tour and I was a little scared.
It's called Jore Salt.
Jore?
I don't like it.
You can make Jore?
You can't.
You can't make it?
I took out a pouch from the room and brought salt out of it.
I took out the salt in the bottle and thought about putting it on myself,
but I was seasoning it with the pretzel in front of me.
That's nice.
The swing is working.
Great, Konishi.
This is a good strategy for a sanma goten.
This story is good.
You want me to season it?
You should have written it in the onsen.
This story is beautiful when you want to raise the tension.
You tricked me.
That's good.
The most variable natural episode announcement time is over!
Finally, we've decided on our second natural episode!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors like you.
Now, let's have Kasuga P announce today's MVT!
The most variable natural episode...
And the MVP is...
Takeshi!
The reason is...
The same reason as the female ghost.
The female ghost is a close relative of Konishi's.
She must have come to see you.
I feel sorry for you.
I felt sorry for you.
I wanted you to come and see me.
It was a beautiful story.
You are doing it now.
There is nothing more terrible than that.
It's more scary than a ghost.
That's right.
Right?
Takeuchi-san, how do you feel about being chosen?
But it's something that should be done normally,
I didn't expect it to be like that.
It's natural.
Why is it normal?
So, from now on,
Kasuga will be pushing Takeuchi to an outside show!