AISubs v3.7
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's started! Let's meet in Hinatazaka!
We are members of Hinatazaka who are energetic today as well!
I'm sure you are wondering if we are doing that today, but please tell us what we are going to do today, Katsuka-san!
We are planning to go there, but Wakabayashi-san...
Wakabayashi-san, I'm sorry to say this, but I went to a pachinko club.
I remember that!
I went to a pachinko club and there was me, Hamatani, the god of Daida!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
But you went to a pachinko club when you were a horse, didn't you?
That's right!
You did, didn't you?
Do you like Daida?
No, it's not like that! It's just a coincidence!
Wakabayashi-san, do you have a horse allergy or something like that?
Horse allergy, huh?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
Hamatani will be doing it today, so thank you for coming!
Katsuka-san, please announce today's project!
Who has strong love for their members?
Haruno G-1 Hinatazaka Derby 2025!
Hinatazaka Derby has been held four times in the past!
In various races with different conditions,
we will predict which members will arrive first and compete to see who understands their members the most!
This time, since Haruno G-1 is just around the corner, it will be held in a hurry!
And who will be predicting today's race?
Matsudato Takahashi, who is passionate about revenge for his debt of debt from last time!
Gambler Kamimura, who has succeeded in robbing many people in the past!
And four strong-willed members who are close to the fourth generation!
When I did the prediction last time, I got caught up in debt.
I'm in love with it.
If you end up with a big debt...
Go to an underground labor facility!
I don't want to think about it!
Work all day!
They buy canned juice with that money.
That kind of life is waiting for you.
I don't want to think about it anymore.
The race that you should expect to get rid of such bad memories are...
This time as well, Mr. Kasukawa will decide the odds of each race.
The format in which the predictors bet on Cha-Cha-Coins.
And here is the Cha-Cha-Coin that you are currently winning.
Wow, this is...
Zero Cha-Cha, Zero Cha-Cha...
Why is this, Ms. Shimizu, 105 Cha-Cha?
Yes.
This is...
As part of the Happy Magical Tour project, we are doing a four-seater derby.
That's right.
In fact, only four-seaters participated in each venue of the Happy Magical Tour held last year.
A four-seater derby was held.
There, Ms. Shimizu won the final match at the Tokyo Dome and won 105 Cha-Cha.
What?! You did it on your own?!
No, that's not it.
You did it on your own?!
We didn't want to do it, but we couldn't.
I see, only four-seaters participated.
Darkness?!
No, no, no, no...
Darkness Cha-Cha-Coins?
It's not darkness.
What about this, Ms. Shimizu?
It's true that only four-seaters participated.
The other three members also participated.
But, Mr. Shimizu...
I've been telling you that I love you, Mr. Shimizu.
You've been telling me that I love you, Mr. Shimizu.
Is it not okay?
It's okay.
Is it okay?!
You're too sweet.
Well, I don't want to reduce the number of people who love Kasuga.
But, that means...
Mr. Shimizu and I love Kasuga, too.
So, we're in love with Kasuga.
I said "we're in love with Kasuga."
That's right!
If you say it like that, you'll say it wrong.
Ms. Shimizu said something inappropriate, but...
This time, Ms. Shimizu and Mr. Shimizu will give away 10 Cha-Cha each to three seniors.
We ask for your understanding.
Hinatazaka Derby 2025 Spring Opening!
Ms. Kasuga, please give us the first race.
It's "Hayamaru no Kitaki"!
Kasuka Kasujiro, who plays the role of the receiver.
I'm sorry, I've been through a lot.
Kasuka Kasujiro, who plays the role of the receiver.
Is Kasuka Kasujiro okay?
I don't know.
That's right.
The goal is to hit a serve toward Kasuga, who plays the role of the receiver, and measure his speed.
Each player has two chances.
The person with the fastest speed will be the winner.
Now, let's welcome the members of the team.
First row, first row.
Sogenji Yagami!
Second row, second row. Maraki!
Fourth row, fourth row. Kodaka!
There is a volleyball club in Hinatazaka46.
Those members are...
Oh, you two. And you, too.
So, you know quite a lot, don't you?
According to your prediction.
Yes, we do.
What kind of position are you in?
I used to be in the middle blocker position.
Blocker?
I'm pretty good at serving.
I see.
What about you, Kawata?
I really don't remember.
I lost my memory when I was in the volleyball club.
Volleyball is volleyball.
Volleyball is volleyball. I was in middle school for three years.
You lost your memory?
You think it's a lie, don't you?
I really don't remember.
If it's true, it's a little dangerous.
I want you to say it's a lie.
It's true.
What about you, Takasu and Ishizuka?
I've never said it before, but I'm good at playing ball with cats.
I see.
I made a mistake.
Now that we know the condition of each team, we will announce the results.
Of course, we will wear headphones and eye masks for five of you.
I thought it was a tough race.
Is that so?
I thought so.
The results are as follows.
I see.
First place is...
Osaka is in first place!
It's a deep impact.
It's a deep impact!
Second place is Narita and Brian.
It's one and a half times.
If you bet 10 cha-cha coins, you'll get 11 cha-cha coins.
Oh, my God!
I don't know if I'll go there.
Kawata is in third and fifth place.
The biggest hole is...
Ishizuka.
Ishizuka is in eighth and fifth place.
She's a cat.
She doesn't go like this.
She's like a book.
I've never seen a cat strike a spike so hard.
With this unique coincidence, let's see who our members are going to do something to!
Let's see how everyone is doing. Flip, open!
Ta-da!
Oh, Shougenji has one card.
Oh, Kawata has one card.
Oh, Shougenji has one card.
Oh, Shougenji has 20 cards!
Wow!
I knew it! Shibin has 105 cards.
I know, right?
I think I have a lot of power, so I think I can do it.
I don't know if one ball is a penalty or not.
I see.
By the way, Ishizuka is good at baseball.
Is that true?
She's pretty athletic.
- Oh, really? - I love baseball.
But no one wrote it down.
- That's right. - Oh, 8.5!
Can you change it?
- You can change it. - Well, now...
- If you change it now... - I think it's too late.
Should I call my mom?
I'm in a bad mood right now, so...
- I thought you'd change it to 8.5. - That's right.
- You can afford it. - I can be a genius.
No, you're just trying to win against someone who's being pushed.
- That's right. - You're such a loser.
You're small compared to big people.
- It's like a marathon. - I'll do my best.
- Kamimura-san? - Yes, I'm a gambler.
But it's my first race, so I want to see my luck today.
- You're not going to lose today, are you? - You're not going to lose, are you?
I did karate when I was little.
- I think 4 times is just right. - That's amazing!
- You're like a character from a mahjong manga! - You're like Tetsuya Asada!
- Tetsuya Asada! - Tetsuya Goya!
- You're like Tetsuya Asada's master! - That's right!
This race is about how brave the strong willed gamblers will be!
Will they be able to win the race with the speedball of Denkou Sekka?!
First of all, let's start with Genji Sho, who is in the first row.
Yes.
How confident are you?
In fact, I also played volleyball a little in middle school.
But, unfortunately, it was a rivero style.
So I'm not very confident.
But you've used a ball before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
That's good, isn't it?
And Kasuga, who plays the receiver, are you ready?
My role is to concentrate.
You play both the receiver and the speedball, don't you?
Usually, Wakabayashi-san plays the speedball.
But he's off today.
He's not working all the time, so please work at times like this.
I'm working.
Wakabayashi-san is watching this program.
We don't want to waste time, so let's start with Genji Sho's challenge!
Now, Genji Sho's challenge!
Yes.
Please!
I'll do it.
How about this?
What should I do?
Ah, but you did it.
Did I do it?
How fast is Genji Sho's speedball?
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-eight kilometers!
I see. This is a little...
What will happen?
Shall we go for the second pitch?
I think life is an adventure.
I'll do a jump serve that I've never done before.
Jump serve!
If you do it, it's amazing!
I've never done it before.
It's my first time in my life!
Let's do it!
It's my first jump serve in my life!
I'll do it!
29!
But you got it!
You got one!
It's the last one!
You got it!
First of all, Shogenji, who used to play volleyball a little, recorded 29kg with his first jump serve in his life!
Next is Takase, who has experience in volleyball!
Well, Takase-san, are you confident?
I am!
You don't look like you are!
You can do it!
Then, it's Takase-san's challenge!
Please!
Yes!
Oh, it's good!
How is it?
It's good.
28!
It's over!
It's a draw!
Please go forward a little more!
Second one!
Please!
Oh!
How is it?
Huh?
It can't be!
Huh?
I felt it a little late, but...
Yes, it's 38!
Huh?
It can't be!
It's strange!
Is it because I'm shaking?
It's strange!
Oh, it's because of that speed!
Maybe you should stop receiving!
Receiving is already...
That's why I'm saying it!
I need one more person!
The predictor is making a claim!
No, it's not like I'm...
I'm not saying that your speedgun is shaking!
I'm serious about this one, too!
He's serious about it!
So, from now on, he will focus on his speedgun and never chase the ball!
It's over!
Let's go!
Please hit it!
Yes!
It's me!
I've endured it!
Yes, 24!
Ah!
Yes, yes, yes!
Katsuga's speed measurement was a little messy, but...
His height is not more than 1km when he's claiming, and he's in second place!
Next up is Matsuda's bet, which was pulled by Otsu, and Ishizuka's challenge!
It's Sanako Ishizuka!
Yes!
Please give us your challenge!
Huh?
It's a cat's hand!
Ah!
Isn't it good?
Katsuga-san!
27!
Katsuga-san!
27!
Second one, please!
Lastly, I have a strategy.
What is it?
Here I go!
26.
What was your strategy?
I don't know what strategy you were talking about.
What was your strategy?
I won!
Sorry.
Who is responsible for this?
Let's move on.
I'm sorry.
Who is responsible for this?
I'll tell you later.
If you don't know how to do it, please do it when you have someone who can do it for you.
So, there were quite a lot of "baba".
However, Shogenji is still in the top.
Next is the most popular "guri guri".
It's manager Kosaka's challenge.
It's a four-frame shot.
Kosaka is responsible for this.
Which side do you like, Kosaka?
I like the back side.
It might be dangerous.
It's sudden.
I've been hit before, but it hurts a lot.
You're brave.
I'm sorry if I really hit you.
Kosaka's speed is good.
I'm serious.
Kosaka won Kasuga with one ball.
He recorded 53kg of threat and went up to the top.
And the last challenger was Kawata, who was in the volleyball club for three years.
Oh, you're good at running.
Wait a minute.
Did you measure all of that?
That slip?
That slip was 30kg.
That slip was 30kg?
It was so slippery that it reacted, wasn't it?
It was so...
It was so slippery that it reacted, wasn't it?
Hinatazaka46
The winner of the first race is Ms. Kosaka!
Let's see the members' predictions.
Here you go!
It's too bad.
It can't be helped.
It's their destiny.
Are we being licked?
Well, it's a cat, so...
It's a cat, so...
As a result, there is no predictable injection in the first race.
Next race.
Ms. Kasuga.
Please.
Let's go.
The second race is...
NO REACTION
This is "NO REACTION" endurance race.
Ms. Kasuga will play a horror game from now on.
Members who shout, shake their heads, or make a reaction will be disqualified immediately.
The winner of "NO REACTION" until the end will win.
Now, let's see the members' real entrance.
No. 1, Takeuchi Gerari.
No. 2, Kiyachi Sumida.
No. 3, Morimoto Nari.
No. 4, Yamaguchi Haruya.
No. 5, Yamashita Haruka.
These are the members who will be participating in this race.
Yes, the members who will be participating in this race are...
...the five members who were noisy during the brain reaction test we did before.
Do you have confidence in your brain reaction?
Yes, I do.
I'm used to it.
I can say with confidence.
What about you, Yamaguchi-san?
People call me "the woman with a poker face".
I'm Yamaguchi.
Please believe me, everyone.
What about you, Yamashita-san?
The physical phenomenon called "reaction"...
...has challenged me whether I can beat it or not.
So, it's a battle against "reaction".
Yes.
You lost.
I lost a little bit.
It's okay.
It's a little...
It seems like the members who were noisy during the second race are also standing out.
Now, I'll announce the results!
As usual, we'll be wearing headphones and eye masks for the members who will be participating in this race.
Takeuchi-san is 3.5 times faster than me.
Takeuchi-kun is in the lead.
Yamaguchi-kun is 6.1 times faster than me.
What about the last one?
He is 50 times faster than me.
50 times?!
Yamashita-san is 50 times faster than me!
Yamashita-kun is.
Really?!
It took me a while.
It took you a while, didn't it?
I don't know why.
It took you a while in the paddock earlier, didn't it?
It's like a battle between my own reaction and my own self.
I don't know why, but I fell down on the way.
Yes, you're right.
This race is expected to be a big accident, but Matsuda, who is a gambler, and Kamimura, who is a gambler, are betting on Reiwa's rampaging horse, Yamashita.
Matsuda-san, this is...
No, it's a little... 50 yen is too attractive...
That's why...
I understand.
It's a way of thinking of losers.
Because if you bet one, you might get 50 yen back.
That's why I said it!
No, if you just say that, it's really...
No, it's dangerous.
Will this gamble come out as a base or as a bridge?
After this, a member with a strong brain reaction will be decided!
By the way, the game that determines where this race will go is "Food Store" by Tsugunohi Imiyo.
It's a side-scrolling horror game where the main character, who is working at a supermarket, searches for his missing junior and moves left and left.
By the way, for Kasuga-san who will be playing the game live, there is a microphone, so if you take a reaction from Kasuga-san's voice, you will be out.
Please be careful.
I see. There are a lot of things other than the game.
Yes.
Like the sound.
Now, please start the game!
Here we go!
Hey!
What?
Stop!
Who are you?
I'm Morimoto.
Who are you?
Morimoto-san?
Say "Hey!"
Morimoto-san from Sanwato, say "Hey!"
What is it?
The game is about to start.
So, you're out of the game.
You're safe, right?
You can't do anything from now on.
By the way, what was that "Hey!" you said?
I said "Shut up!" because you said "Hey!" at the same time.
You can't do that.
Now, it's really about to start.
Please look at the screen.
Don't close your eyes.
Here we go!
Here we go. Start!
Oh, what is it?
Miyachi-san, you're out of the game.
Please look at the screen.
Oh, you can react now.
Who is it?
Manager?
What is this?
This person is strange.
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Director!
You're already failing because you're posing like you're mad.
You're failing because you're just standing there.
Takeuchi-san is out.
Yamaguchi and Yamashita are left.
If they can hold out until the time limit, they'll win at the same time.
What's this?
Can we really go home?
How is it?
Can we go home?
I know it.
Someone is noisy.
I know it.
The music is like that.
Let's see their reaction.
Oh my gosh!
What did you say?
Josh!
So, the winner of this race is Yamaguchi-san!
Let's see what our members have predicted.
Yamaguchi-san!
Wow! That's great, Shimizu-san!
Thank you!
That's great! You got 10 "cha-cha"s, so you get 61 "cha-cha" coins!
Wow! The four queens of the series got 61 "cha-cha" coins and are running away like twin turbos!
Will the seniors and juniors show us a big showdown in the second half?
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and the sponsors you see here.
Next time on "Hinatazaka Rabies Second Half"!
Powerhorses who may or may not have a rough time will be chased!
What do you think you're doing?
Will the predictors be able to see through the chaos they rarely see in the world?