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Let's meet in Hinatazaka!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
"Let's meet in Hinatazaka!" has just started.
We are members of Hinatazaka46 who are energetic today as well.
The brake takes only as much as you step on it.
Help me!
Why do you use that set?
I would like to use the set that I received as a reward for the summer vacation project "Sea Day" again for this competition.
The lighting is also very good, Mr. Watanabe.
Thank you for letting me use it.
Are you okay? It's flying on the table.
Is your eye okay?
I'm happy!
It's flying a lot.
By the way, where were you running?
That's right. I'm doing a sexual bypass right now.
Is that possible?
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Mr. Kasuga, please announce today's project.
Before the world finds out about it, let's burn out the fake interviewees!
About 3 months ago, the members of Hinatazaka46 appeared on "Morning Information Show" pretending to be intellectual characters.
However...
Konjac!
If all of the members are mistaken for being intellectual characters, there is a risk of causing trouble for the outside program.
This time, we are going to burn out the fake intellectual members who are confused with intellectual members.
But it's an intellectual image, isn't it, Hinatazaka46?
Not all of them are like that.
They say that there is also a test for academic ability.
Is there a test for academic ability for becoming members?
Yes, there is.
If there is, it wouldn't be like this.
There is no way.
By the way, this time we will burn out the fake intellectual members in a losing-or-staying-formula.
And finally, one of the losing-or-staying-members will be beaten up by a number of hidden intellectual entertainers.
Miba, what does "intellectual" mean?
Of course I know what it means.
You talk like a fool.
You are in a bad mood.
You talk like a fool.
Don't talk to me like that.
What does "intellectual" mean?
"Intellectual" is "intelligence gentleman".
"Intelligence"?
"Intelligence gentleman"?
"Intelligence gentleman"!
If you are going to explain it, you'd better not do it.
What?
Just do it.
I'm sorry.
She is so quick-witted.
Yamashita-san, do you know what it means?
"Intellectual"...
"Intelligence"...
"Intelligence"?
She is a candidate for the winner.
I know, right?
Please go to the lecture room.
Go to the lecture room.
Take off your glasses, you fools.
The smell of "intelligence" is already strong.
In order to determine who is a fake member, we will start "Burning Out" project.
So, Mr. Kazuga, what is the first segment of the preliminary round?
Let's answer "intelligence" in all questions!
Now, you will answer questions with intelligence.
If you are determined that your answer is "intelligence", you will get one intelligence.
If you are determined that your answer is not "intelligence", you will get minus one intelligence.
In the end, two people with low total intelligence points will be left behind.
Who will be found out as "fake members" in the first segment of the preliminary round?
Here is the first intelligence question.
In one word, please make me think that you are "intelligence".
- It's difficult. - It's a big cut, isn't it? - A big cut?
It's not a big cut.
- It's the opposite. - Oh, it's the opposite.
- Please answer "smart" in that way. - Oh, I see.
- Okay, first of all... - Please answer in that way. - Okay.
- Do you have any evidence? - Oh!
- It sounds good. First of all! - Okay.
- Oh, my goodness! - Oh, my goodness!
- Yes. - That's it. - Yes, go ahead.
Academically, pizza is said to be the most delicious part of the pizza.
- Academically? - Is it near the ear? - Oh, my goodness!
- It's between the ear and the earlobe. - It's between the ear and the earlobe.
- It's near the ear. - Oh, my goodness!
- Minus one point. - Oh, my goodness!
- Yes. - Yes, go ahead.
- Well, I was asked about my enthusiasm. - Yes.
Well, I just drink water from the spring in me.
- One point. - Thank you very much.
- Yes, that's it. - Yes, that's it.
- Yes. - Yes, go ahead.
- When I was young... - Oh, my goodness!
- What is it? What is she talking about? - One point.
- Marhest. - Yes, captain.
- The first word I said was "chin". - Yes, one point.
- Wow, she's a royal princess. - Yes.
- VJ4000. - I'm a green tea drinker.
- Green tea drinker. - Green tea drinker?
- Green tea drinker. - She said green tea drinker.
- Green tea drinker. - Green tea drinker.
- Green tea drinker. She said green tea drinker. - Minus two points.
- Wow. - Wow.
- The person who said it was an idiot. - Yes.
(She's an idiot.)
- She's a natural-born girl whose eyelashes are falling off. - Is she going to be a fake intern?
Next, question two.
- Please tell me the easiest way to check if you're an intern. - What is it?
- It's a lot of questions. - It's a lot of questions.
- Oh, is it a topic now? - Is it a topic now?
- It's a topic now. - Check if you're an intern.
- Yes, it's a topic now. - The easiest way...
- Please tell me the easiest way to check if you're an intern. - Okay.
Each person gets to choose Ayataka46.
- What does that mean? - Ayataka46 was chosen for this.
- I see. It's a commercial now. - We're all going to be interns from now.
- That's what it feels like, though. - Yes.
- Yes, go ahead. - I'm from my parents' household.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Well, you know... - I'm not related to my parents.
- I see. - Yes, Captain.
- Step glasses. - Oh...
- Step glasses...
- Oh, look! Look! Isn't this a fake intern?
- Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
- She withdrew right away.
- I wanted to ask you a little more, but...
- She withdrew quickly.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- She withdrew quickly, but...
- She withdrew quickly. - Yes.
- Would you like to have a competition with me?
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no. It's a method of distinguishing.
- An intern withdrawing quickly...
- No, I'm sorry, but this is a minus.
- Oh, no!
- Yes, Captain.
- Are you an intern?
- That's good.
- I'd like to give you some points.
- Yes, Sho Genji.
- The bottom or top of the bell?
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- If it's the bottom...
- Well, you're an intern like me.
- Why?
- Oh, no!
- Why did you dare to choose the bottom?
- I'm putting my knowledge in here.
- You squeezed it out well.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Thank you.
- Yes, Tomita-san.
- Oh, my God!
- Isn't it cute? He's sliding in at the end. - It's not a fake Intelli.
- It's not a fake Intelli.
This is not Intelli or a fake Intelli, it's just a slide, so there is no point.
So, at the moment, Shogenji is the most likely to lose with minus two Intellis.
Will a fake who exceeds this show up?
Here is the final question!
It's called "Intelli-shiritori" (Intellectual-shiritori)
Intelli-shiritori (Intellectual-shiritori)
One by one, from Captain to Ms. Kamimura.
I don't like it.
You use these intellectual-like words.
That's right.
This is scary.
It's not intellectual.
These words are smart.
Let's start with Captain.
"Hinatazaka" starts with "hi".
It doesn't matter if it's a word or a sentence.
It also gives you time to answer.
Go ahead.
Human Trust
What is "Human Trust"?
I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
It's "To" (To)
"To" (To)
"Emperor of the East Sea" (Emperor of the East Sea)
"To" (To)
"Intelli-shiritori" (Intellectual-shiritori)
"Intellectual-shiritori" (Intellectual-shiritori)
It's not negative.
U
It's a little suspicious, Mr. Shogenji.
I don't know Chinese characters.
She doesn't know Chinese characters.
Do you have time?
I don't know.
Please, Mr. Shogenji.
"U" is "currency" (transportation)
It's good.
I don't know Chinese characters.
"U" is "currency" (transportation)
It's a little suspicious.
I want to say "buy" normally.
It's "buy" normally.
It's strange.
It's suspicious.
It's scary.
Please, Mr. Shogenji.
Cashmere white shirt
white shirt
It's not "sweater" or "best"
white shirt
She doesn't know "kashimiya" (kashimiya)
It's minus one point.
It's "white shirt"
She got caught.
If it's "sweater" (sitter) or "vest" (best)
It's not "sweater" or "best"
I've never seen it.
Cashmere white shirt
She doesn't know "kashimiya" (kashimiya)
It's "Two-two"
Please, Mr. Watanabe.
two-side step
What is it?
two-side step
What is it?
two-side step
It's like "Humpudimata" (half-demata)
Is it OK?
It's "pu" (pu)
"P" is painful.
"Al" is better.
"P" and "Sabisu" (cushion and service)
It's like a pattern.
What does it mean?
When you buy something at a store and you get a discount, you use "プ" and "サビス" (cushion and service)
"P" and "Sabisu" (cushion and service)
It's not "service" (cushion and service)
Well, if a clerk recognized you...
It's minus one point.
It's difficult.
"P" and "Sabisu" (cushion and service)
It's "Two" (two-side step)
Let's go, Takechi.
"Two" and "Sabis" (cushion and service)
I'm tired of hearing that.
You're wearing a sweatpants, too.
I want to know.
"Two" and "Sabis" (cushion and service)
You're stupid.
"Two" and "Sabis" (cushion and service)
That's all.
"Two" and "Sabis" (cushion and service)
Now we have "Shogenji" and "Fujishima"
"Shogenji" and "Fujishima" (Fujishima)
It's minus two points.
It's difficult.
Shogenji and Fujishima will be left behind in the first block of the qualifier.
Let's move on to the second block of the qualifier.
The second block of the qualifier is...
"Overcome your own self! MAX INTELLIGENCE Championship"!
MAX INTELLIGENCE Championship
"MAX INTELLIGENCE Championship" From now on...
I will announce the answer that you think you will feel the most intelligence among the topics you know.
Only if you feel intelligence, you will get 1 intelligence.
Of course, if you don't feel intelligence at all, you may get -1 intelligence, so please be careful.
And in the end, the two people who fell below the total intelligence points will be losers again this time!
The six people who will challenge this preliminary round are...
What do you think of their impression, Miya-san?
They have a good sense of humor and intelligence.
What about you, Hamaishi-san?
Are you intelligent?
Yes, I am intelligent.
She said "Yes, I am intelligent".
She said it herself that she is intelligent.
Paru also seems suspicious.
Well, leave it to me.
Are you OK?
Yes.
She said "Yes, I am intelligent".
She said it herself that she is intelligent.
Are you OK?
Yes.
What about you, Sumi-san?
I am intelligent.
I see.
I'm looking forward to each of you.
OK, let's start.
Please pass Kasuga-san.
I will answer, too.
Kasuga-san has a lot of intelligence.
Yes, I do.
I am intelligent.
Can I say it, too?
Yes.
The third question is about free speech that intelligence seems to use a lot.
What is free speech?
Intelligence.
Who said "What is free speech?"
That's good.
Who said "What is free speech?"
Intelligence.
It's the opposite of free speech.
That's great.
Can you write down the words you value?
Words I value?
They are words I value.
Words you value?
I don't know.
You can't say it yet.
You can't say the words you value.
You can't say "free speech" yet.
You are intelligent.
What kind of free speech will these six members say?
Let's see.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
What is "intelligence" in your own language?
It's a word I use a lot.
You use it a lot.
I'm an "intelligent" person, so I'm often asked "what is intelligence?"
I explain it like this at that time.
- Hamaishi - Yes, I'll do my best for now.
- That's how you say it. - Yes, I'll do my best for now.
- Not "for now", "I'll do my best for now". - Yes, I'll do my best for now.
- This is your talent. - This is my talent.
- Paru, please read it. - "arigatau".
arigatau
It's like a classic reading.
It's not "arigatou".
That's "arigatou", too.
"Zayuu no mei" "arigatau".
Why is "zayuu no mei"?
I value it.
"kansha" means "thank you" and "arigatou" means "thank you" in Japanese.
"wan tensai" means "genius" and "arigatou" means "thank you" in Japanese.
I didn't think it would be this big.
I didn't think it would be this big either.
It's not that big.
What about you, Nibu-chan?
It's "dx".
"zayuu no mei"?
Whenever I think of the word "dx", I always evolve.
What is "dx"?
It's a word aimed at the top.
What is "dx"?
It's not "deluxe", it's "dx".
It's not "deluxe"?
It's not "deluxe", it's "dx".
Please read it.
It's "dx".
It's "dx", isn't it?
Will these six "zayuu no mei" be able to overcome the hidden genius comedian's answer?
Kasuga-san, let me ask you a question.
Sure, go ahead.
There's a thing called "haete".
Itsu nan doki dare no chousen demo ukeru
Who is this?
This is Inoki-san's answer.
People who are popular dare to say something like Inoki-san's answer.
It's not like "koushi no nan" or something like that.
It's like "isshu shite kore" (go around and do this)
It's like "mukou jiai" (beyond competition)
Why is it not "nan"?
It's not "zougi"?
It's not like "ueshita" (up and down)
It's like "chirijiri" (scatter and scatter)
It's like that.
Unfortunately, there will be no contest this time.
Let's get back on track and move on to Question 2!
What is the title of a movie that intelligence seems to watch?
Wow, that's a good one!
Please tell us, everyone.
There is one, right?
Wait, I don't know anymore. What should I do?
There is a movie that good people sometimes watch, right?
What intelligence-filled movie will the six of them choose?
Let's go! Let's open it all at once!
"Manaphy" "How the body works"
What? What is that?
Where is this movie from?
It's from England.
It's a documentary about people who studied human bodies for the first time.
Are you recording this? Are you recording this?
But there was a camera!
Edotoka might be earlier in Japan than Edotoka.
No, it's not like that! Please tell us, everyone!
Hamaki-san, "Life"
life
Who starred in it?
It was me!
Self-made movie!
I'm looking forward to it!
You're looking forward to it.
It's called "Life". What kind of story is it?
To make you live longer, vegetables are important.
It's a movie that approaches the charm of vegetables.
Information!
Self-made information movie!
Paru, please.
The word "thank you".
No, no.
It's a title you can say out loud.
You're all watching a movie, aren't you?
Who was the director?
He was from "Ghibli".
He was from "Ghibli"!
"Ghibli" means "thank you".
It's a 15-minute movie before "Mehonpen".
It's a movie about animation.
Sumi.
It's about me.
What kind of story is it?
It's a wonderful movie with hope for the future that we can live like this by collecting various "me"s and looking into everyone's brains.
It's scary.
It's my story. It's scary.
It's scary.
It's scary just for fans.
The title is interesting.
Now, Nibu-chan.
"From Zero to One".
Isn't that a lyric?
It seems like people in Italy like to create "one" from nothing.
Oh, I see.
It's become like that.
I think you're crazy, but...
I'm happy.
Oh, you're happy.
She said you're crazy.
I'm happy.
Miyashima-san.
Miyashima-san, seriously.
Miyashima-san, I'm begging you, seriously.
What's "one" like?
What's the title like?
It's "sunflowers".
What's "one" like?
It's like "Everyone, be sunflowers".
A doggy.
A doggy that everyone likes.
It's a doggy, right?
Oh, this is "one". Yes.
It's not "dog", it's "one", right?
It's "one"!
That dog was about "one", right?
"One, one", it was like that.
I didn't know about it at all.
One, one, one, one, one!
I didn't know about it at all.
Again, there is a strong smell of incompatibility.
However, comedian Kasuga-san, please give us your answer.
Please do it. This is intelligence, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is straight intelligence.
Intelligence's answer.
Yes, please.
Jense, a philosopher's confession.
It's possible.
Is it really possible?
This is...
No, it's not.
Intelligence.
Oh, intelligence.
Jense, what do you say about this?
This is, you know, philosopher...
Hey, everyone, come to the preaching room!
It's simply violence.
I don't do violence.
Again, they can't come up with a plan.
Will they all go to the preaching room?
The final question of MAX INTELLIGENCE TEST.
Pose as you think of INTELLIGENCE.
Pose as you think of INTELLIGENCE while shouting words.
You will be rewarded including words.
So far, there are six people who are full of fake INTELLIGENCE.
Can they avoid losing?
I'm looking forward to it.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
Yes, what about you, Manahi?
The truth is always one.
What about you, Hamagishi?
Pioneer.
This person is like that.
Bionia is good.
What about Paru?
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
What about Tsumi?
It's really interesting.
It's good.
What about Nibucha?
It's productive.
What about Higashimura-san?
What are you saying?
Even if you have a star or a moon, you won't have a problem with a steam mark.
Say it again.
What about Kasuna-san?
It's a global standard.
It's like an intel pose.
Now that all of them have done an intel pose, it's time for the two losers to decide.
Tsumi and Manafei are good.
Who will you choose?
You two.
Bionia is good, isn't it?
Bionia is good.
It matches you, doesn't it?
I've been using Bionia since recently.
You've been using Bionia since recently.
I've been using it recently.
Is there such a chance of you using Bionia?
I'm calling Manafei "Bionia".
You respect him, don't you?
Respect?
Are you messing with me?
I'm not messing with you.
I really respect you.
I wouldn't like it if you called me "Bionia" when you're younger than me.
What's that?
You're messing with me.
I'm not.
It's like you said something.
I tried.
I'm an intel.
Thank you.
You've been making fun of me.
It's a kanji.
What's that?
It's a kanji, so it's reasonable.
It's a kanji.
It's a pose.
It's decided by the pair of you two.
Why?
I thought it was a cat.
It's okay.
Don't be shy.
I'm not praising you.
Cat!
That's good.
These two.
And you, Kasuga.
Global stand.
I chose global stand at the end.
What is it?
It's boring.
It's like intelligence.
It's just boring.
That's why it's funny.
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