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HKT Variety 48 has started again tonight!
Yay!
You don't have to raise your hand.
It's been a while, Man-san.
It's been a while.
It's not Koyuki this time, is it?
That's right.
It feels like I'm the center.
It's basically Maruo.
Koyuki and I are the regulars.
Isn't that good?
My schedule is full.
You don't have a job other than M-1, do you?
I don't have a job other than doing manzai.
What was the result of that M-1?
This time, I was disbanded in the second round.
Disbanded?
This time, I would like to do the popular project on this program.
It's called Agobo vs. Dekobo.
Agobo!
It's a dream collaboration.
Agobo vs. Dekobo. Both are amazing.
That's right. It's interesting.
Legends are gathering.
Are they going to combine?
It's crazy.
It's like all the Precure are gathering.
All-stars.
That's right.
First, let's call the Agobo members.
Agobo!
We are Agobo!
They're here.
That's great.
Hello.
Wow.
It's an English-level Agobo.
I'm drooling.
She's drooling.
Agobo vs. Dekobo
Look at her.
She's not just sharp.
She's going forward.
Look at her.
She's like Trump's Mikazuki.
It's hard to see.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Is there such a place?
Sakamoto-chan is sharp, too.
She has a good jaw.
It's a hidden jaw.
That's right.
It's not fat.
It's red meat.
It's aged meat.
It's hard for an idol to say yes.
That's amazing.
This is A4.
It's A4.
Yuna-chan.
She's getting rounder.
Wait a minute.
She used to be sharp when she had a jaw.
That's right.
I'm not sharp.
I don't know why I'm here.
In her case, it's A1.
A1.
Show me your forehead.
Forehead?
My forehead is probably whiter.
Your forehead is whiter.
You're wrong.
I see.
Oda-chan is here.
How do you feel?
I got a pimple on my chin today.
I want to go home.
There are few people who are motivated.
Your chin is pretty good.
Really?
Can you look sideways?
It's coming out.
How do you feel about your chin?
It's coming out.
It's better than cinnamon.
Her chin is better.
It's A4.
That's great.
Next is Deco4.
Please look forward to the next episode!
We are, let's go, Decoho!
Wait a minute, the pose is the same as your chin, isn't it?
You have to change it here because it's Deco!
You have to change it to Deco!
Don't you have any Decoho-like leader?
Yes.
Really leader?
Yes, I'm a leader.
The leader is the least motivated.
Did the leader decide the pose?
Ah, Decoho.
That's good, that's good.
We are Dekohon!
Yes!
It's decided!
I don't know how many times this has happened but
when we were shooting together,
you said you wanted to go to Disneyland.
I was called out about a month ago.
That was tough.
I was actually going to Disneyland today.
I said that in front of the TV.
Kon-san, are you ready?
Yes.
Everyone, please look back!
Bye!
Oh! Nice!
That's great.
Is it okay if I have a kiss for the rank?
Yes.
Sensei!
It's a mistake.
This is a good rank.
They're admiring you.
They're giving you a good kiss.
I can't believe it.
It looks like a ostrich's egg.
Like a real man.
Look at this.
It's a real man.
Amazing.
Isn't it great?
In Hibiya's case,
he's competing in a wide range of things.
It's amazing.
He's got a wide range of genres.
Wide range.
It's the latest TV.
Wide.
And it's 4K.
What's your rank?
A4.
It's A4.
It's not in English.
Kana-chan is not big or anything,
but when I look at her,
she has a really cute forehead.
But she has a good forehead.
It's a good feeling.
If I say this,
it's like Joe Holmon.
Joe Holmon.
I haven't had a lot of it.
But it's shining white.
One bite doesn't fit.
It's shining white.
You know what I mean, right?
But you have a better forehead than I thought.
Yes, I made my eyebrows beautiful today.
Because you put on makeup.
Because I show my forehead.
It's a good feeling.
But if you have a battle,
it's worth it.
It's a tongue.
It's good.
Doesn't it look like a thin tongue?
To be honest,
I only talked about deco and chin today.
I only talked about meat.
And in the end,
we all went to Yakiniku.
It's not a one-time thing.
So,
the people on the chin side
and the people on the deco side
will compete.
Don't you think,
he's not there?
He's not there.
Right?
Dad, are you lonely?
No.
I knew it.
I think he's the most important person.
That's right.
He's on both sides.
Is that so?
That's right.
He's on the chin and the deco.
To be honest,
I don't know which one to choose.
That's right.
I don't know which one to choose.
The people on the chin side are also wondering.
Anyway,
he's here.
Let's welcome him.
Please come in.
He's here.
I'm Wenki.
What?
Is that a normal self-introduction?
Dad.
I'm your dad.
He's amazing.
He's the ace of the variety show.
That's right.
He's like a captain of both.
You were on both sides, right?
I was on both sides.
He's like a leader.
That's right.
He's a twin of the chin and the deco.
That's right.
He's like Ohtani Shohei of HKT.
That's right.
He can do both.
He's in the major class.
Yes.
What do you think of him?
He's amazing.
It's rare to see a chin that's so slanted.
It's normal.
He's not slanted at all.
He's not slanted.
He's normal.
He has a good line.
That's good.
I want to jump here.
What?
I want to jump here.
I won't say that.
His forehead is amazing.
Look at his forehead.
It's good.
No, I don't want to.
If you write a map, it's the earth.
I don't think the people with the chin are interested, but the people with the forehead are.
So, this time, the staff was worried about which team to divide into.
This time, we decided to do this.
Chin forehead team!
Both teams?
Both.
There are two of them.
So, chin team, forehead team, chin forehead team.
I see.
So, we're going to compete with three teams.
The staff said that it would be nice if there were two Ueki.
It doesn't matter if there are 10 Ueki.
Everyone said it, but if it's just one person, it won't be a team.
That's right.
So, we invited a powerful assistant today.
Who is it?
Please come in!
There she is!
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Haraguchi's aunt.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're sticking out your chin too much.
I'm sticking out my chin.
I'm not sticking out my chin.
Is this normal?
It's normal.
No way.
I'm sticking out my chin.
My teeth hurt a little right now.
I have a little bad speech.
Why are you here?
When you can't speak well, why are you here?
How do you feel when people say that your chin and forehead are great?
I've been thinking about my chin for a long time.
Your chin is amazing.
Your forehead is great, too.
I don't think so.
You have a narrow forehead.
You've never been told that you have a great forehead.
I've never been told that.
My chin is too strong.
Anko?
Anko is strong.
Anko?
I see. Anko.
Can you make a team with Anko?
Anko 3.
You can make a team with Anko 3.
Let's make a team with Anko 3 next time.
Anko 3.
If you have a mole, let's make a team with Anko 3.
This is Ago Deko 2.
Can you do a pose like you did before?
It's Ago Deko, right?
OK.
Let's do it.
It's Ago Deko 2.
Let's do it.
Ago Deko 2.
It's good.
The name of this segment is...
Ago vs Deko vs Ago Deko 2.
Ago vs Deko competition!
In this competition, two representatives of each team will be paired up
and will have to put a pet bottle between their chin or forehead
and go around the conference room.
It's a competition to compete for time.
I see.
So the Deko team will have to put the bottle between their chin and forehead.
The Ago team will have to put the bottle between their chin and forehead.
That's right.
What should we do?
You will have to apply for all the games that will be played now.
You will have to go with Ago or Deko.
I see.
Ago! Deko!
This is the application, right?
You will have to apply for this.
Ago vs Deko
Are you ready?
Yes, we're ready.
Don't talk right now.
Don't talk.
Okay, let's go.
Ready, start!
Good luck!
Go, go, go!
Don't drop it.
If you drop it, you have to set it up again.
That's right!
Good, good, good.
What was that step?
Open your hands.
When I look at you, you're definitely kissing.
You're kissing, right?
You don't need to.
Good, good.
Just a little more.
Just a little more and it's a goal.
You're really good at this.
You're really into Ago.
As expected of Ago 4.
Just a little more and it's a goal.
Go, go, go!
The time now is 52 seconds.
It's a tie.
Does the bottle fit your chin?
It fits my chin pretty well.
The time now is 52 seconds.
It's a tie.
Hana-chan and Furuhara-chan, are you ready?
No.
Deco, this is good.
This is a little exciting.
Look, this angle is really exciting.
It's a little exciting to see from a distance.
It's a little different to look forward to this time.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go.
Ready, start!
Fast, fast, fast!
It's really fast.
It's a slope dance.
It's amazing.
It's fast.
It's a slope dance.
It's like a golden ball.
It's fast.
16 seconds.
It's fast.
It's easier to go for the forehead.
It's more advantageous to go for the forehead than the chin.
It's really fast.
It fits well.
It fits well?
Yes.
What?
She stopped midway.
She was thinking about Disneyland.
At this timing?
She stopped midway.
Our strategy is that this side is heavier,
and I'm taller, so I like this side better.
She was thinking about it that much.
All the flowers.
Wow.
There were many.
The team with the chin and forehead will start with the new generation.
Which team will go first?
Which team will go first? Chin or forehead?
We'll go with the chin.
You saw it, right?
The forehead was...
The forehead was obvious.
It was obvious.
We can go with the chin.
I see.
Which team will go first?
Let's go.
Do you have a strategy?
The side that fits...
I see.
Do you take off the cap?
I want to smell it.
Let's go.
Chin deco team.
Ready.
Start.
It's fast.
It fell.
Start.
The pace is good.
It's good.
It's fast.
It's good.
It's fast.
Is the chin deco so fast?
Chin deco team.
The time is...
20 seconds.
It's fast.
It didn't fall, so it won.
It was fast.
Your chin is turning red.
It's turning red.
Your chin is turning red.
It's because I took off my cap.
It was pretty fast, wasn't it?
When I was doing this,
I was talking with my right hand,
to Mr. Okutayo.
Really?
Then, I was a little flustered,
and I dropped the bottle.
So that's why you dropped it.
How was it?
Don't say too much.
Wait, wait.
Who's going to be happy about this?
So,
in the first round,
Dekopon won!
Congratulations!
That was fast.
Ago-deko Mini Car Battle!
In this battle, you will race with a mini car on a desk,
without using your hands, using only your chin or deco.
So we have to make it run, right?
And it's a game to compete for the distance.
And in the second round, you will participate one by one,
and in the end, you will get the result.
I see.
This is Oda-chan's challenge. Go ahead!
First of all, in the first round of Team Ago,
it's Oda-chan.
Oda-chan!
Good luck!
Are you okay? Can you do it?
Yes, I practiced a while ago.
Really? Practice?
It's not practice, right?
It's called imitation training, right?
It's completely normal.
How do you do it?
Like this, like this.
Good voice.
This way, this way.
Shake this way.
Good, good.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Let's go.
This is Oda-chan's challenge. Go ahead!
She did it! She did it!
She did it so well!
Amazing!
She did it so well!
Amazing!
I did it!
Amazing!
You can hear the voice, right?
Yes, I can.
I heard it just now.
I did it!
I think it's easier to do it on the chin.
I feel like this forehead is not suitable.
Is that so?
It's round, so it won't fall.
A person with a flat forehead should do it.
Wait a minute. Have you ever explained this before?
On a TV show.
Team Deco, ready, start!
This looks hard.
Go! Go! Go!
You haven't started yet!
Go! Go! Go!
From the front of the black line!
Ah!
It's a gutter!
The part that fell is the record.
This part.
This part is the record.
In the case of forehead, it's hard to do it in the direction.
Yes.
Next, Team Deco,
Which do you choose?
Yes
Which do you choose?
The chin
That's right
Let's go
Wow, it's great
Wow, it's true
This useless chin
Wow, it's true, it fits
It's properly attached
It might be a mini car designed based on Ueki- san's chin
That's right
The size of the chin is the size of this
Now, the chin deco team
Ready, start
It's a great fit
It's back
It's great
Well, well, well
Ueki, you drifted
You drifted
It's back
It's great
I'm going to tie my hair
It's time to shoot
It's good
It's a good fit
I want to see the fit
It's good
Positioning is important
Can I say something?
It's noisy
Team Ago, second round
Ready, start
It's good
It fell
It was good
It was the best
Team Ago, third round
By the way, the best record is
Team Ago's here
So I want you to do your best to get out of here
It's good
It's stable
You became a mini car athlete
Vivian's forehead shape is good
It wasn't good
What's going to happen?
Team Deco, second round
Go
Go carefully
It spins
It doesn't go straight
It's not good if it's fast
There are people in the countryside who don't talk
They are concentrating
Team Deco, third round
Team Deco, fourth round
Team Deco, fifth round
Are you ready, Haraguchi-san?
Yes.
Let's go!
I'll do my best.
You already know the rules, right?
Oh.
No, it has nothing to do with this.
It has nothing to do with this.
There must be something, right?
Well, you may think that there is nothing, but
it's my routine.
Oh, routine.
Then, it's okay if you do your routine.
Yes, routine.
Yes, at home.
Routine.
This is the first time in this competition.
What is my routine?
Do you do like this at home?
No, I do it in my dream.
You do it in your dream.
Then, it's okay.
I'll do my best.
Your dream will come true from now on.
Haraguchi-san.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Team Agodiko got 20 points.
No, not yet.
Not yet.
I said, please.
How much are you concentrating?
Yes.
Then, look.
Look.
From the routine you saw in your dream.
From the routine.
Routine is good.
Routine.
Routine is good.
From the routine.
Then, let's go.
Yes.
Team Agodiko got 20 points.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Wait a minute.
Oh.
Yay!
I'm the only one
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm the only one