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In commemoration of the 300th episode of Aibo,
the truth revealed by the exhumed bodies.
What happened?
Yaropolk.
Arenski.
I've been in Japan for a long time.
How long do you think it will take to put us in trouble?
I'll confess.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Are you kidding me?
The mystery is finally revealed.
What is the truth waiting for us?
Aibo 300th Anniversary Special
Good evening, everyone.
I'm Koyuki, the host of HKT Variety 48.
2018 has begun.
This is the 7th year of this program.
Let's get excited again this year as the only regular variety program of HKT.
The first episode of the new year was recorded in 2017, but it hasn't been aired yet.
We'll support unreleased stories.
First, DECO6.
It was aired in November last year, but it was so exciting that we couldn't get into it.
So, we'll air the rest tonight.
The idols are pretty crazy.
First, let's take a look back at last year's November broadcast.
Since today's shooting is a big deal, let's raise our bangs and shoot with our foreheads out.
That's right.
Please show us.
Here you go.
Cute.
It's healthy.
Cute.
Great.
It's true.
It's good.
Cute.
Great.
It's great.
It's good.
DECO Scissors race.
Start.
Go.
It's fast.
Start.
It's fast.
Goal.
It's fast.
It hurts.
Start.
It's fast.
1 second.
It's amazing.
Here's the unreleased story.
Here you go.
DECO Cookies
Next is DECO Cookies.
Cookies.
What's that?
First, you put cookies on your forehead.
You use only your face to put cookies in your mouth.
Great.
I see.
First, Ueki, Toyonaga, and Sakamoto.
Please fight in this group.
They all have good foreheads.
Here I go.
You can see their personalities.
Whether to put chocolate on top or bottom.
Sakamoto is like that.
He puts chocolate on his forehead.
Let's go.
DECO Cookies.
Ready.
Start.
It's impossible.
It's difficult.
Think about the angle.
It's just up and down.
The cookies don't move at all.
Ueki is moving.
It's stuck.
Great.
It's stuck.
Ueki is moving.
It's stuck.
Sakamoto.
Dokuganryu Masakune.
He can do it.
Ueki can do it.
Why is he stuck?
Great.
Toyonaga.
He can do it.
A little more.
From there.
Great face.
Toyonaga is close.
A little more.
It's over.
Everyone is stuck in a good place.
Keep it.
If it goes to the nose, it will definitely fall.
I see.
It's a room with a broken nose.
Please don't say that.
And you can see the miracle of the chocolate.
The drop of chocolate is amazing.
Sakamoto.
It became Dokuganryu.
It's simply interesting.
I think you can go home as it is.
It suits you.
Was it like this?
It was like this.
Please judge.
The one who seemed to be the closest was...
Toyonaga.
Congratulations.
Toyonaga's victory.
Let's go.
Ready.
Start.
It's coming.
Do your best.
Vivian is fast.
It's a big start.
Hana-chan is moving.
Kurihara is not moving at all.
Not moving at all.
I'll leave it alone for the time being.
Kurihara shouldn't be in the chocolate.
Great.
But Hana-chan can go.
Hana-chan can go.
Go.
She can go.
It's a pity.
Vivian won.
Great.
It's delicious.
It's like a break time.
It's a break time.
You are not suitable for the competition.
You look good anyway.
You don't look good at all.
The last is a deco stamp.
I've heard of this.
I've heard of this when I was a child.
It's a deco version at that time.
I put ink on my forehead.
I press it with a deco stamp on 10 squares.
The person who presses the stamp 10 squares faster wins.
You don't look good at all.
You look like you don't want to do it.
I want to do it.
Really?
I want to do it.
You want to do it.
First of all, Ueki Toyonaga Sakamoto's group.
Are you confident?
Yes.
Ueki-san.
It's not the first time.
That's right.
I'm doing it with my chin.
I can imagine it.
I see.
I didn't leave a lot of marks on my chin.
So I'm going to leave a mark on my face with a deco stamp.
I'm in the A rank, but I'm in the A5 rank.
I'm not going to lose, so I'm going to win.
That's right.
It's easier to win if you have a mark.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Start with a deco stamp.
That's great.
What is this?
What is this movement?
It's too mysterious.
What is this?
How is it?
That's a shame.
Sakamoto wins!
It's beautiful.
How is it?
It's good.
It's like a sunset on Mt. Fuji.
It's a sunset.
It's a strange shape.
It's like a sunset.
It's dirty.
The forehead is beautiful, but the stamp is dirty.
Next is Matsuoka, Kurihara, and Murakawa.
Let's do our best.
Let's go.
Get ready for the deco stamp.
Start.
Good luck.
Vivian is amazing.
It's over.
It's not related to the nose.
There are two dots.
It doesn't stick at all.
Where did you put it?
It doesn't stick at all.
It's not a chin. It's a nose.
It's definitely a nose.
It's all a nose.
The nose sticks first.
Only one forehead.
It's all a nose.
Because the nose is higher.
The nose breaks.
Vivian is pitiful.
Don't say it's not a nose.
It's like a low nose.
It's not a nose.
Wait a minute.
This competition is not common.
Why can the winner imitate beautifully?
What is this?
How was it?
It was a deco project.
Ueki, how was it?
I felt like I should do my best even before I started.
When I was doing it, I suddenly went back to the end.
What am I doing as an idol?
Did I become an idol to do such a thing?
I suddenly went back to the end.
When I look back, it's a good memory.
When you look back, you say it's a good memory.
There is no next time.
It's a memory.
It's a memory-making.
You want to do a deco project.
Can you answer honestly at the end?
Whether this project will continue or not
I'll leave it to you.
I'm honest.
If you want to do this project in the future, please raise your hand.
The end.
Zero?
I won't do it anymore.
Zero?
Yes.
Was it fun?
Was it fun only for me?
Today's deco project was really fun.
It was fun.
It's fun because it's the first time.
Next, let's meet at HANA6.
Kinomaru.
Please invite me to HANA6.
DECO6 was exciting.
And last year, February, March, April,
A one-minute show full of four seasons.
You can do whatever you like in front of the camera for a minute.
This is also too exciting.
In fact, there were some members who hadn't been broadcast yet.
Here are the two of them.
Ready, start.
More than coffee, more than espresso.
Mocha.
Thank you.
I want to be loved by everyone.
I'm Tomoka Takeda, a 13-year-old in the second year of junior high school.
Today, I'm going to answer whatever you say.
Please say something.
Then, I.
I?
Let's be together forever.
I?
Please say something.
I?
I didn't come out.
I just couldn't come out.
I?
I'm sorry.
I?
Long time no see.
How have you been?
I've been wanting to see you.
Let's meet together.
It's over.
That's amazing.
I said I would say anything.
I said I wouldn't say I.
No way.
I couldn't think of anything.
I just couldn't come out.
I thought that if I said I, everything would work out.
When I told everyone, they said it wouldn't work out.
I didn't have it.
Only you didn't have it.
I didn't say I was happy.
I see.
If you say I'm happy, I'll get angry.
When I think about it, I don't know what's going on in my head.
When I think about it like this, I forget.
It's good that you forget without feeling nervous.
It's like a TV show.
I don't feel nervous at all.
Ready, start.
I'm Hirano Unjou, 18 years old in high school.
I'm from Hokkaido, so I want to go to Hokkaido a lot.
I'm going.
In winter, I admire fashion magazines and freeze to death when I wear the same clothes.
I feel like a wild cat.
A lot of people are happy just by using namara or besa in the city.
People who can't ski are ugly people.
My school trip is in Hokkaido.
Hakata ramen noodles are too thin, so I don't think it's ramen.
I don't want to recognize Hakata ramen as ramen.
There is only one bus in the country for an hour.
I take the subway for the first time on my school trip.
I want to go to Wigo as soon as possible.
I want to go to McDonald's as soon as possible.
It takes two to three hours to get to the department store by car.
Five seconds left.
Mom, send me scallops as a director.
That's amazing.
It's a survey report.
Someone must have asked you to do it.
It was amazing.
It was fast.
Are all Hokkaido people quick-witted?
No, I'm not.
I was impatient and said it earlier than usual.
I wanted you to do it a little more slowly.
I made a mistake.
If you call me again, I can do it slowly.
It's okay to do the same thing.
Finally, it was broadcast.
Let's shoot together again.
Last year, I broadcasted a one-minute show full of 4th generation students.
Actually, there was such a development.
Here it is.
Kon-san.
There is a member who wants you to listen to the story.
Is that so?
Can I call you?
Everyone, please.
What is it?
We are samurai.
You didn't make a story at all.
What did you say?
I didn't hear the samurai.
It's a ninja, isn't it?
What's wrong with everyone this time?
I'm not convinced.
What's wrong?
I'm not convinced of the 4th generation students.
What?
You two are in trouble.
What do you want to say?
What is it in the first place?
When I was watching the broadcast, 4th generation students were doing a one-minute show.
That's not a one-minute show, is it?
No, it's not.
What do you mean?
I'm a little lost.
I feel like I can't get rid of idols.
In other words, it wasn't funny.
It's a little bit.
I'm afraid of myself after this.
It's not funny at all.
Yes, that's right.
It wasn't not funny at all.
It was just a lack of something.
Yes, that's right.
But I really want to do Murashige too.
I want to show Senpai to 4th Gen.
So you want to show Miho to 4th Gen.
Yes, Miho.
What are you talking about?
Okay, I got it.
I heard you came to do a one-minute show today.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Who will go first?
Legend.
Are you going to do it all of a sudden?
I'm Riko Sakai, a member of HKD48 Team H.
Okay, let's do it.
Ready, start.
Thank you, Kon-san.
Thank you, Koyuki-san.
I'm glad I was born as a woman.
Hello, I'm a career woman who wants to live an efficient and fulfilling life.
What?
You're going to push other 4th Gen. and Fresh members?
No, woman.
Then, I have a question.
If your...
If your push-pull is your real push-pull...
Your cells...
They're telling you to push them.
Do you push-pull at the level of your cells?
By the way, how old do you think I am?
35 years old.
No, 22 years old.
Time's up.
It's perfect.
I did it.
There were 4th Gen. members who did push-pull, right?
Yes, there were.
Did you hear it?
No, I didn't.
I haven't heard it.
It's been a while since I saw that.
What?
I was going to do it at the end.
What?
It's that.
Then, can I do it?
At the end.
Please.
Sexy slide.
2017 version.
Slide.
Do you want to slide?
What?
That's slide.
No, no, no.
What's next?
They raised their hands.
I don't want to be a bird.
What's that?
What kind of game is that?
How can I win?
Then, Nao, do you want to go?
Nao, let's go.
Let's go.
Yes.
I don't have time to do push-pull.
Now, Ibuku-X Translator DX.
Ibushi-jo No.1.
Fast and effective.
It works, right?
I'm Ibuku-X Translator DX.
Takayama sells various things at a high price.
Instruments, electric tools, sports goods.
What's next?
Computers, tablets, LCD TVs, game consoles, desktops.
If you want to sell things of the present...
Takayama 7-Eleven
Banterin, we're waiting for you.
I feel like my waist is going to snap.
This is easy.
With the medical invention taping theory, you can support your waist firmly.
If you don't do it, it's a big mistake.
Supporter. Next time, try it on your waist.
The fight against the world is also the fight against the body.
It works directly on the fighting body.
V3 Newcomer Audition
A serious amateur musician who aims to be a professional.
The dream challenge is on air on TV.
The deadline is January 31st.
For more information, go to the KBC homepage.
I want to protect you from the invisible enemy.
3D Mask
I'm tired.
I can't think of a good idea.
Not yet, not yet.
It's coming.
It's coming, it's coming.
Never give up.
Double antidepressant.
Cupid's Alphard link.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So far it has evolved.
The secret of the shocking English-Japanese culture is thoroughly investigated.
All the genius kids are gathered at 7 o'clock tonight.
Tonight's Q special is...
Heisei 30 years.
He is one of the top 30 in the history of Heisei.
His partners are also participating.
Tonight at 7.54pm.
I'm Ueki Nao.
Ready, start.
Recently, I've been making a lot of mistakes.
I want to talk about my mistakes.
I usually say Paku Paku at the theater.
When the theater performance is over, there is a farewell party.
Many fans say Paku Paku.
It's a farewell party, so I say bye bye and Paku Paku.
But, it gets mixed up.
So, I say bye bye and Paku Paku.
I'll be careful from now on.
Also, when I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day,
I wanted to drink tapioca.
I wanted to order tapioca, but I made a mistake.
I said, please give me a capipara.
I'll be careful from now on.
That's it.
Thank you.
It was a talk show.
It's hard to do a talk show.
It was difficult.
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
You didn't feel nervous, did you?
I'm reflecting on myself.
I didn't feel nervous.
I wore my own socks, so it was short.
Really.
It's not Heisei socks.
I thought something was wrong.
I'm sorry.
I was too nervous.
It was a good one-minute talk show.
Shall we stop?
No.
It's dangerous at the end.
Please let me do it.
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you doing?
I broke the 100-million-yen goal of YAKITORI.
Why did you do that?
The manager said he would sell it as a signboard product.
YAKITORI 10 yen.
It's perfect.
This is the 4th anniversary.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
It was Master KIMENDOSHI.
Who is KIMENDOSHI?
Thank you very much.
DRAGON QUEST MONSTERS SUPER LITE
4th Anniversary
You will definitely get a Demon King.
The comprehensive leisure service group is a specialized hospitality company.
We will continue to provide a time for healing.
With the smiles of customers, the comprehensive leisure service group.
I have a lot of batteries.
I feel like my waist is cramping.
This is easy.
With the medical invention taping theory, support your waist firmly.
It's a big difference if you don't do it.
Next time, please try your waist.
The battle with the world is also the battle with the body.
It works directly on the fighting body.
KDC CINEMA The movie is now a hot topic.
When all the mysteries are solved, life begins to shine again.
KDC CINEMA The movie is now a hot topic.
Memories with Veronica
It's illegal to upload a TV show without permission.
It's a fine of 10 years or less, or a fine of 10 million yen.
Both.
10 years or less?
Is it okay for one day?
It depends on the degree.
Is there such a law?
There is.
That's illegal.
KDC CINEMA The movie is now a hot topic.
I want to protect you from the invisible enemy.
Three-Dimensional Mask
Japanese people in such a place.
This time.
Finland.
Philippines.
Uruguay.
It's 7 p.m. on the 30th.
After that.
Young people who have finished the adult ceremony.
What is the unexpected appearance that can not be seen in a wide show?
This is a dead end, isn't it?
What happens?
Sunday at 10 p.m.
H.K.T48
I'm Murase Yano from H.K.T48. Nice to meet you.
Let's start. Ready, go!
I'm going to step on the dead body.
Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
Dosukoi!
Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
Dosukoi!
Time's up!
It was really good.
After Dosukoi Dosukoi Dosukoi, Ueki said,
There's nothing more.
That's right.
There was nothing.
At the end, Dosukoi was really slow.
It was really slow.
It was really amazing.
It was only one minute.
It was really good.
But this is where you can see the heart that doesn't sell.
As expected.
When I saw Hanya, I thought it was okay without a plan.
I thought it was okay on the spot.
See you next week!
If you don't do it, it's a big mistake.
Supporter. Next time, try it on your waist.
January's KBC is a drama called BG.
What is BG?
It's a big old man like a big old man.
No, it's a bodyguard.
Boying R.
No.
So it's a bodyguard.
It's a bodyguard.
What?
Bodyguard?
It's a bodyguard.
This time, the target of defamation is 100 million yen.
If you bring me 100 million yen, I'll go back.
Wasn't he kidnapped?
As a talent, it's a play.
BG.
Defamation.
At 9 p.m. on Thursday night.
BG's mission is to protect 100 million yen.
Let's do the breast augmentation test.
Thank you very much.
You can say anything.
There's no NG.
If it's written in the script.
I'm used to it.
Even if Mr. Tanaka says it's a breast, I don't get excited.
That's right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
People who don't want to say it say it while being shy.
If you say it brightly, it's a boob.
What should I do?
No, no, it's fine as it is.