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Today's HKT Variety 48 has a special guest, because Koyuki is on vacation.
It's this person!
Thank you very much!
He's just a chubby old man.
I'm Maruo from DangoBurner.
Wait a minute.
You're the one who always appears on Tamori-san, right?
Yes, I'm the one who always appears on Tamori-san.
Finally, I took off Tamori's veil, and I'm going to serve raw DangoBurner Maruo, Sashimi Maruo today.
No, no, no.
If it's this program, it's not Tamori's look.
You have to notice it.
That's right, but if I keep doing it with Tamori, I won't be noticed.
That's right.
And every time I get a job like this, I usually check the meeting time and the content of the project when it's decided.
Every time, I check if it's Tamori or not.
I'm starting to hate it.
It's like a mole.
It's a mole.
I used to do that when I was Tamori.
Today, we have two people who want to talk to Ma- san.
Well, I don't have any worries.
Let's let them in.
Yes, yes, I understand.
Please come in.
Good morning!
Yay!
You don't seem to have any worries.
Yay!
What's wrong?
I don't have any worries, but there are two people who have worries, so I'd like you to do something about it.
So it's not just the two of you.
They want you to listen to the story.
I think I can understand it.
I think these two people can understand it.
I think I can understand it.
In the last two rounds, Takamoto and Yamamoto didn't come to an agreement.
Don't show Yamamoto!
Wow!
Stop it!
Draw!
What?
Stop it!
I think it's time for Kon-san to make a decision.
We're so worried.
What are you worried about?
I've been in a coma for a long time because I can't decide.
What?
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm serious.
It sounds like it's Kon-san's fault.
You're right.
And you two are fighting among yourselves.
You two are like a pair of scissors.
Yes, we are.
But at the last shoot, you two seemed to get along very well before the camera started rolling.
No, no, no.
But when the camera started rolling, you two started fighting.
We didn't say that.
We didn't think this setting was tough.
If you say that, everything will be ruined today.
That's right.
Please don't say that.
Then, let's call it a bad relationship.
Don't call it a relationship.
It's a bad relationship, isn't it?
It's a really bad relationship.
We're hitting each other.
Please make a decision this time.
I got it.
Then, I'm going to wear black and white today.
You did it!
If I wear black and white, will you two be able to get along with each other?
That's right.
I got it.
Then, let's have her wear black and white.
Let's do it.
She's wearing black and white today, so let's have her appear.
Yamamoto-chan and Sakamoto-chan.
Let's go!
This is crazy.
This is already happening.
This is bad.
This is crazy.
It's crazy.
You're seriously fighting.
That's no good.
It's no good.
An idol shouldn't do that.
What's wrong?
What are you displeased with?
You pushed me.
I was about to do it.
What do you mean?
I told you not to push me.
I'm sorry.
The costume is the same as the last time.
What does that mean?
It's not like you appeared in Justice.
It's not like you got the same costume as the last time because you didn't look good.
But I borrowed the shoes last time.
But I don't have them today.
I borrowed them.
The length of the nails.
This is the strength of the late-night show.
As a feature of this show,
I've experienced it with my own eyes.
Once you buy a costume, you want to use it.
I've experienced it with Tamori-san.
That's right.
I am
Sunshine
Yama
Where are you?
She's here.
Really?
Yeah!
Justice.
Great.
It was a big prize.
Great.
Do you usually speak loudly?
Do you see this?
The original version.
I am
Soccer
Mo
Yeah!
Justice
Do you see this?
What is it?
You always say that you speak loudly in the dressing room.
That's right.
I was the center of the coupling.
But you copied me.
You took the center position.
You copied me.
You copied everything I did.
You copied me, didn't you?
So, don't touch me.
You copied everything I did.
I see.
The director of the show
interviewed BLT magazine.
Among the members of Variety 48,
Yamamoto and Sakamoto were chosen for the interview.
I thought I could do it alone.
Only Sakamoto?
Only Yamamoto.
What do you think, director?
Only Yamamoto.
Only Sakamoto.
Only Yamamoto.
I see.
We are like the rice balls in front of each other's eyes.
Yes, we are.
We are arguing a lot.
We have to make it clear.
After the interview...
We are going to have a sports competition in the fall.
Yeah!
You look good today.
I don't know if I was born in the fall of sports.
We are going to have a sports competition.
I see.
The first one is...
The winner of the competition is...
What does it mean?
The winner of the competition will be given a prize.
It's a competition that requires acting skills.
The winner will be determined by how much he throws.
The more he throws, the better.
It's hard to cry all of a sudden.
I want you to cheer up.
We are going to...
I don't think Sakamoto and Yamamoto will cry.
It's hard to cry with a lie.
It's not a lie.
Do you cry with your heart?
I cry with my heart.
What do you remember?
I don't know.
When my pet died.
That's what I remember.
Vivian.
Vivian cried when she got a letter.
Wait a minute.
Yamamoto is...
It's different.
Sakamoto is...
Sakamoto is crying, too.
He said he cried with his heart.
It's like an elementary school student.
They are cute.
Are you ready?
Can you do it?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start with Yamamoto.
Yamamoto.
Please.
Teacher.
We...
Last week...
It's too late to raise your hand.
You didn't raise your hand.
I was on the sports team.
It's okay.
I'll do my best.
I'll fight.
You can do it.
She can't stand up.
What happened?
I swear I'll fight.
I'm sorry.
Yamamoto is...
It's over.
Thank you.
She didn't cry.
She didn't cry, but...
She was crying, but...
She was acting well.
She was acting well, but...
She was crying, but...
She's crying.
You're watching her.
She was acting well.
She's an excellent teacher.
On the other hand...
Let us know if you're ready.
Let's go.
Let's have her.
Teacher, please.
Yes.
Sensei!
Don't say yes.
I...
That's self-introduction.
Thanks to this Variety Forte...
The arrangement is amazing.
The arrangement.
I got a character called a serious character.
I'm glad to see Elton's various faces in front of the fans.
I've been told a lot.
What is this?
Really.
What is this?
I'm just saying thank you to the fans.
Thanks to this Variety Forte.
It's not self-introduction.
Thank you in advance.
End.
What is it?
It's nothing.
I'm sorry.
I didn't cry.
This is the comment after the election.
Didn't you say thank you to the fans?
That's right.
Because it's Sensei.
Sensei.
Sakamoto-chan looks like she's smiling.
That's right.
She looks like she's smiling all the time.
Sakamoto-chan.
Sensei couldn't do it.
It's really my feelings.
Really.
But Sakamoto-chan was terrible.
I'm the one who's crying the most right now.
That face.
That's what I wanted you to do.
Let it out.
It's coming now.
Can't we just go as it is?
Let's go again.
Sensei.
We, the first-class athletes, ride the sportsmanship.
I swear to fight with all my strength until the end.
The representative of the athletes, Sunshine Sakamoto.
The end!
You cried.
You shed tears.
I did.
Oh, you're shedding tears.
Really, really, really.
Sakamoto, what are those tears?
I cried because I didn't want to lose.
The first-class athletes, Sakata Aho.
Sakata Aho is going to race!
This is amazing.
As the title says, we're going to race with Sakata Aho's famous racing technique.
By the way, do you know Sakata Aho?
Yes, I do.
Do you know him?
I know his name.
That's a little suspicious.
Do you know Sakata Aho?
Yes, I do.
Oh, he's close!
Wow, wow, wow.
He's close!
Wow, wow.
Yes, yes.
Well, yes.
Yes, yes.
You don't have to chase him.
You're going to go this way, right?
Yes, I am.
You're going to go this way, right?
Watch me.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't think he's going to go all out.
He's going to do all out.
And there's also the slapping of a big toe.
There's a stage, and you're actually going to put your back on the stage.
It's a technique where you slap your hand between your legs.
Yes, yes, yes.
So the slapping of the big toe.
Yes, that's for sure.
Wow, wow, wow, waw, waw, waw.
This, this, this.
It's in the nasolabial folds.
Yes.
Anyway, there's a way to walk.
Yes, yes.
It's like this.
The hand goes like this.
You can go the way you're going.
Looks like this.
I would like a tea, please.
The black one is Yui Tosei's son.
His legs are like this.
He's like a master and a disciple.
The final battle
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Let's start.
Let's go.
Ready.
Start!
Oh!
You're late.
No, no, no.
The course is over there.
How much do you want to be on the screen?
No, no, no.
Why are you looking at the camera?
We're not fighting at all.
You just want to be on the screen.
You just want to be on TV.
Two girls.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
You don't have to look at the camera.
Don't wave your hands.
What?
What did Sakata say?
Oh, oh, oh.
It's a big one.
Which one?
Wow!
Madness!
Insanity!
It's over!
Awesome!
What kind of competition is this?
I can't hear the music.
What kind of competition was this?
It's a race, just once.
It's a race.
There is no probability of winning.
It's not fast at all.
They're just going to come to the course,
The camera is getting faster and faster.
but they're getting closer to the camera.
and the camera guy
The camera is over there.
is looking at the opposite course.
The course is over there.
the opposite course.
KBC TV club
KBC TV Kodogu-ko
Borrowing competition
There are a lot of videos in Kodogu-ko, right?
I'd like you to borrow a lot of things from there.
I'd like you to borrow something that fits the topic.
What's the topic?
Here's the topic.
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
I'd like you to bring something that doesn't look like an idol.
It's already like that.
I'm sorry.
There's Kodogu-ko right there.
I'd like you to bring something from there.
Are you ready?
Let's get started.
Ready.
Start.
Let's get started.
Ready.
Start.
You look like you're on good terms.
I'm sure we're on good terms.
What's coming?
It's not like an idol.
There are a lot of things.
There's a Zura.
I see.
There's a Kodogu-ko.
First of all, I'd like to wear a Zura.
I'd like to wear a Zura.
You look like you're going to take a bath.
Will a miracle happen?
It would be a miracle if you took a bath with this.
That's right.
It's coming.
It's an Iron Man.
It's a really small Iron Man.
What are you holding in your hand?
Isn't this a TV stand?
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
It's true.
What are you doing?
You can't fight, can you?
What are you holding that for?
I wonder what it is.
It's coming.
It's an Iron Man.
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing with a cone?
What is this?
What kind of idea is this?
It's a little bit of a hero.
And it's got a lot of poison.
You found a good one, didn't you?
What about the second and third times?
It's coming.
It's an expedition.
It's coming.
It's an expedition.
It's amazing.
I'm looking at the earth now.
I don't know what it is.
I'm an idol, but what am I doing?
What are you doing?
What is this?
Basketball
I don't know what it is.
I don't know the details of the earth.
It's amazing.
There was such a good hat.
It's true.
It's a Google map now.
It's amazing.
I don't want to say it, but he's crazy.
Are you okay?
It's crazy.
Are you okay?
It's strange to have a paddle on land.
That's a strange thing.
The word I'd like to say to the fans is that, for example, after the white fish,
It's amazing.
It's getting stronger.
But it looks weak.
Yet she's holding a stuffed animal.
I want to be a human now.
The lines have changed.
He's got his legs on too.
He's got a lot of equipment.
This is Iron Man.
Cute.
Iron Man would never do something like this.
Here it comes!
How is it?
This is bad.
It's a duo.
Which one is which?
They're twins.
They're just sucking water.
What's going on?
This is bad.
We're idols.
What are you doing?
It's true.
What's going on?
Oh, it's refreshing.
The King's Report
This is the King's Report.
Animal folk dance.
Well, the King's Report of the two of you is
I think it's a gorilla.
This time, I'd like you to be a chicken.
I'd like you to dance a folk dance with a chicken.
Folk dance with a chicken?
It's a little difficult to get on and off.
You two showed me the gorilla.
How confident are you in chickens?
I bought a chicken stamp.
What does that have to do with it?
I have a neighbor who buys chickens.
I've been looking at it since I was in elementary school.
I can see how you walk.
I can see your gestures.
I'm looking forward to this.
Are you ready for the showdown?
Let's go.
Are you ready for the showdown?
Let's go.
Animal folk dance.
Start.
It's soft.
It's smooth.
Is this a clock?
It's flying.
I can't fly, but I'm trying to fly.
It's flying.
It's similar.
It's the end.
Is the performance over?
It's over.
Last spurt.
It's over.
I'm sorry.
You two are competing, aren't you?
I can only see good moves.
Did you notice that?
If you notice it, you're just showing us a combination.
It was a good fight, but it was a hot fight today.
Please judge.
I'll announce the winner.
Draw.
It's over.
It's a tie.
It's over.
It's a tie.
Ah, it's cuter.
Ah, I did it!
You did it!
No way!
I'm really embarrassed.
Your ears are getting higher.
I'm really embarrassed.
Your ears are getting higher.
I can't go to the party.
You love the camera, don't you?
It's rare.