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Good evening. It's time for Variety 48.
I'm Kon's junior, Maruo Nobunaga. Nice to meet you.
I'm wearing Tamori-san's costume every time.
This is the third time.
In a good way, no one knows, right?
That's why I can continue, right?
I'd like to do it with Tamori again this time, so thank you.
Now, let's have you appear.
I'm not asking you to appear.
Last time, you appeared as Tamo-san in the music station rehearsal.
That's right.
I can't find a reason to be Tamo-san this time.
I haven't been there since the last time.
You're sweating.
That's right. I'm very nervous to be taken by Tamo-san alone.
The most important thing is that you don't look like Tamo-san.
That's the most important thing.
If you look like Tamo-san, you can still see it.
This is very rude to the impersonator.
I'm going to call it a cosplay from now on.
It's not an impersonation, it's a cosplay.
That's right.
You're sweating too much.
I was surprised myself.
What are you doing this time?
This time, Variety 48 is having a hard time.
What's going on?
This month, it's a take-out.
What?
The deadline is approaching.
So this time, I don't have much time to edit.
I'm going to show you what I took as it is.
It's a pretty tough situation.
You're going to show me what you took as it is?
It's as it is.
Normally, you would edit it and show it to everyone.
That's right.
What about editing this time?
It's almost no cut.
Stop it.
I don't have much time.
No, no, no.
I'm doing it as it is.
That's right.
That's what TV is about.
That's right.
It's very helpful for editing.
It's because I don't have much time that I'm being called.
I'm counting on you.
That's right.
I'm always available.
So it's easy to schedule.
I know it's easy to schedule.
As a result of thinking about everyone's schedule,
Mr. Koyuki couldn't come.
That's right.
You don't need a microphone, do you?
I'm actually picking it up.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm doing a good job like Mr. Tako.
Then I'll do it almost no cut from now on.
That's right.
It's crazy.
So I don't have much time to edit.
I'd like to ask you to take a high-quality video.
Even if you ask me to do it, I'm doing it for editing.
I'm a human being, too.
You're really sweating.
What's wrong with you?
This isn't Melvin.
We're doing it for editing.
So half of it is like,
Was this a little bad? Did it slip?
There's a part like that.
But I'm doing it because I think it's good to be edited.
Can I say that?
It's no cut this time, so it's being broadcast.
Say it first.
That's right.
It's sticky.
I'll do something about it later.
It's shiny.
So you're going to do it no cut this time?
That's why the director thought about it this time.
He remembered this.
You've been reading it all the time.
That's right.
You're terrible.
It's already decided.
In November 2015,
Do you remember the thick-sliced Jason Bakuryuan Grand Prix?
I did it.
Mr. Murashige and Mr. Ueki
If you shoot together, you can do something really interesting.
I'm sure you said that.
That's right.
The director remembered that.
This time, let's throw it at you two.
Mr. Murashige always says something big.
Is that so?
I think you can do it.
He always says something big.
Is that so?
That's right.
Mr. Murashige always says that.
Is that so?
When he comes out, he's like, huh?
He's saying it.
Oh, my God.
For the time being...
Oh, my God.
He's already out.
For the time being, let's cheer for the star of the day.
Mr. Murashige and Mr. Ueki.
Here we go.
You said it this time, but do you remember it?
Yes, I remember it well.
You said it, didn't you?
I said it.
I remember that, too.
I really said it.
I definitely said it.
I want to hit myself at that time.
I don't think you had a job at that time.
If you say something, you might get caught.
There are times like that, right?
I was in the spirit of saying something for the time being.
Then what?
To be honest, what about you?
But Ueki and I get along well in private.
I think I'm the one who steals a lot of laughter even as an MC of a theater show.
You don't get along very well, do you?
You always do it spontaneously.
I'm shooting a star who says, I'll do anything.
Your eyes are shaking.
I was really involved.
I can't help it.
I can't help it even if I'm involved.
I really didn't think Murashige would actually do it.
That's right.
That's what she says.
Murashige's opinion is never answered.
That's right.
I didn't think you would really accept it.
And I wonder how much we're usually cut.
It's really cut.
I want you to see it.
But this time, it's not cut.
I don't think there's a day like this.
But we're in trouble because we're cut.
I'm the kind of person who's funny when I'm cut.
I was helped by editing.
Wait a minute.
This is strange.
But you're lowering the hurdle yourself.
That's what I'm saying.
The people who edit it make it so funny that I think they like us.
That's right.
So you're cut and you're always cut.
I'm complaining a lot.
Does that mean you're actually saved?
That's right.
I was really saved.
It's not funny if it's really uncorrected.
Don't say it like an AV.
It's really uncorrected.
It's uncorrected.
You have to be positive this time.
I don't know if we're under a lot of pressure, but we're going down.
It's really rare.
It's not usually like this.
That's right.
It's not like this.
I'm more confident when I'm young.
As I get older, I get more and more negative.
That's right.
What do you think of yourself when you're young?
It's embarrassing.
That's good when you're young.
That's right.
But the director trusts these two.
It's almost perfect.
We're the same age.
That's right.
What should I do?
You can do everything you want to do.
There's no time left.
How much time do you have left?
15 minutes and 50 seconds.
15 minutes left.
I want you to do what you want to do.
Let's do something.
Let's do it.
It's amazing.
The director who set this up is stupid.
It's okay.
I've never been on TV, but there are a lot of things like this.
There is absolutely no such thing.
There is no such thing.
I'm the first and last.
It's unprecedented.
Let's do something.
It's the opening.
Murashige Anna and Ueki Naoto.
Why did you say Murashige's name?
Did you forget your own name?
Let's calm down.
Ueki Naoto.
No.
Why did you make a mistake?
Murashige.
I wanted it to be calm.
That's right.
I wanted it to be calm.
It's sad.
If you don't cut it, you'll get carried away.
That's right.
Ueki Naoto and Murashige Anna's great self- reflection meeting.
It's amazing.
It's a mess.
What is this self-reflection meeting?
It's been seven years since we joined HKT48.
Looking back, there were a lot of things to reflect on.
I'd like to look back on the past seven years and have a self-reflection meeting.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
I was surprised.
It was amazing.
If it's a no-cut, will it be like this?
It's completely different from usual.
It's always good.
It's the first time I've seen Kon-san fall so beautifully.
You can fall so beautifully.
It's not easy.
I was surprised.
I thought it was a no-cut.
I'm doing my best to react.
I need a chair and a desk.
I'll bring it.
Please.
Do you need a desk?
We're in a meeting right now.
But I didn't ask.
And he seems a little nervous.
Could you get him a drink?
Why?
You're kidding, right?
A vodka for now.
You're kidding.
Hey, vodka is like Russian food.
Yeah, it's half Russian.
Yeah.
Drinks are...
I'm a minor.
Oh, you're a minor.
Then you can't drink.
That's dangerous.
What is it?
Life.
Yeah.
When we go out to eat,
we're not the type to talk about fun stuff.
We're really just having our usual self-reflection meeting.
We're both negative,
so it's as dark as the end of this world.
You're that negative?
Yeah.
It doesn't look like it.
Really?
It's different because we're usually MCs.
I see.
Wow.
It's a self-reflection meeting.
By the way,
this is the self-reflection meeting that was in the title, right?
Yes.
It's starting to get wet.
I'm sorry.
Man-san.
We can't cut this.
This is bad.
We can't cut this.
If I don't laugh, I'll get an allergy.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
If I don't laugh for a while, I'll get an allergy.
Laugh to Man-san.
I'm sorry.
I wonder why.
What should we do?
The self-reflection meeting has started.
Let's start with our usual self-reflection meeting.
But Nao usually...
You're laughing so suddenly.
It can't be helped now.
It's just started.
That's right.
The most recent self-reflection I've had is
to make up a story.
Ah.
That's possible.
The other day, I was suddenly asked to speak
about what I wanted to talk about.
My mother ignored the word
Man in the parking lot
and kept going around all the time.
In the meantime, the store was closed.
I told her a story.
Then I said,
I'll slip until the end of the world.
You'll slip.
Yes.
That's it.
We have a habit of making up stories.
Yes.
If it's just the two of us, we can be invincible.
For example, I make up a story about Ueki.
And she guesses it.
Even if I make up a story about Ueki as an MC,
she will definitely agree with it.
She will agree with it.
It's the same in reverse.
Nao makes up a story and Momura Shige agrees with it.
Yes.
Even if I think it's different from that time,
she will agree with it.
Our past can be repainted right away.
I remodel my memory right away.
I think that's what Murashige said.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
I was waiting at home.
I don't know.
I started a normal reflection meeting.
I'm sorry to say this,
but can we stop this?
I think we should stop the reflection meeting.
It's getting dark.
Let's change it to something bright.
Since it's a TV program,
let's change it to something exciting.
Yes.
Is there anything that's not negative?
For example,
we can change it to something we usually do.
We can change it to something we usually do in the dressing room.
I want to see it.
Or we can change it to a game.
I want to see it.
We are playing a game now.
We haven't done it yet.
Can I write it down?
I'm going to wipe it.
Wait a minute.
Hurry up. We don't have time.
We don't have time.
Isn't it the middle of the show?
We don't have time.
We have 10 minutes left.
Hurry up.
I'm really sorry.
What is this?
Who are you if you take off your sunglasses?
I'm really sorry.
Well, that's...
Give me a break!
Wait, wait, wait.
Give me a break!
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not going to do this show anymore!
I thought at least Man-san wouldn't sneeze at the end.
No, no, no.
Not even that.
I didn't even sneeze.
I even forgot about that.
This is such a crazy project.
Yes.
The two of you...
It's so much fun.
Don't cry.
Don't cry in a variety show.
Don't cry.
Can you cut everything out?
I didn't even do it once.
Can you do it again?
I don't have time to do it again.
We don't have time.
That can't be helped.
10 minutes.
It's not just here.
You can go to a lot of places.
For example, you can go outside.
There's a small tool warehouse over there.
There is.
You can use those things.
The two of you...
Do you want to go to a small tool warehouse?
Yes.
Let's rely on tools.
Let's go.
I've never seen Ueki look so down before.
I can't stop sweating.
Murashige would never say that.
Where is it?
It's over here.
It's in the back.
Here you go.
It's on the right.
Excuse me.
Be quiet.
It's on the right.
It's here.
Look.
There's a lot.
There is.
I used this at the Domo location the other day.
It's an iron man.
I used this.
What should I do?
Let's eat a little.
I know you don't have time.
That's true.
I wore all of this and pretended to be a statue.
I stayed still for two and a half hours.
That's right.
The audience was surprised when I moved.
There's an iron man.
It might be useful.
Excuse me.
Did you find anything?
Excuse me.
Is there a police somewhere?
There's a pervert.
Is there a pervert?
What kind of pervert is it?
Where is the pervert?
Where is it?
It's you.
It's me.
I want you to cut me, too.
Excuse me.
Is there anyone in a bad mood?
Are you an iron man?
Don't shake me when we're so far apart.
Help me.
You're terrible.
I'm healthy.
Thank you.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm looking for a pervert.
I'm not good at it.
To be continued.
The winner is...
I think we should cut this out.
I feel bad for them.
Let's think about what we should do.
I'm getting itchy.
Let's think about it.
Let's think about what we should do.
Yeah, let's think about it.
We talked too much.
Yeah.
We should think about it.
Yeah.
We can't do anything here.
You should think about it.
Yeah.
If you fix this, you can be a regular.
Really?
I have a good gun.
Let's make a story with this.
Four of us?
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
Let's do it.
Let's do it right away.
Okay.
We can use this gun.
We can use this.
Yeah.
Let's bring something that can be used in the story.
Okay.
Let's bring it.
It's getting bigger.
Really?
That's good.
Don't touch it.
We can spread it out.
Don't touch it.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Let's go back.
To be continued.
I'll go first.
Let's go.
Mr. Konbatsu isn't here.
I was looking for the tools.
Oh, you were looking for the tools.
Mr. Konbatsu didn't run away, did he?
Kon-san!
Man-san?
Oh, good, good!
Oh, you brought quite a lot.
Let's use what we have here and make up a story.
That's right.
I have something to do.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's do it.
Let's fight to the very end.
She's already in.
Don't get her involved.
Let's fight together.
I wasn't going to challenge this battle.
We have to make it up together.
What do you mean we have to make it up together?
What are we going to do?
Let's put this over here and use it freely.
I got it.
So you two do something and we go in there?
Let's go in there.
What's that?
I am a warrior who came to protect the peace of the earth and the sea.
Shige.
Today, too, I will fight to destroy evil.
I came from a country of perverts.
Perverts are justice.
Let's cut here.
I've decided.
What is it?
I will take responsibility for what I say.
I won't talk anymore.
This is really going to happen.
We can't hold it together.
25 minutes was really hard.
The director who usually gives a big applause always looks like this.
I know.
If you ask me who is the worst, it's the director.
If we had prepared from the beginning, this wouldn't have happened.
You two are victims.
Let me say one thing.
The script came last night.
We didn't have time to meet.
That's right.
That's why the director's script was necessary.
That's right.
I felt the importance of the script.
Let's show everyone what the adults made.
I'm sorry that we couldn't do anything.
Maybe we won't be able to do this anymore.
That's right.
There will be other members who will come and redo it.
If it's gone, please burn a DVD as a memory.
That's all I want.
Let's go to the office.
I don't want to see this underwear anymore.
Where are you?
Thank you.
I feel relieved.