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I'm not Japanese.
Today, HKT48 members are here again.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm so happy.
You look like a good amateur.
I've never seen anyone like you.
It's been a long time.
Can I have a word with you, Maria?
Amame.
You're so cute.
You must have noticed that I was dancing.
I was practicing secretly.
Were you practicing?
I've been practicing to make a good voice.
Did you make a good voice?
I did.
That's great.
Hana-chan.
Our program is not a program where the center comes.
It's a program where hungry members try to survive.
Hana-chan.
Talk to me.
She doesn't come out often.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
It's been a long time since the last election.
What did you do at the last election?
I said, I'm fine.
It's a completely different intonation.
I'm fine.
Are you okay with the variety show?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
We have all the members of T2.
We happen to be members of Team H.
That's right.
Today, Esumia is here.
Amame is cuter.
No.
Amame.
She is not cute at all.
She is mean.
I'm talking to Hana-chan, the center of the new song.
T2 is doing well these days, isn't it?
I'm jealous of T2.
T2 is doing well these days, isn't it?
If T2 is doing well, I will faint.
No.
That was the most important thing.
By the way, what did you come here for?
We came here to play.
Don't underestimate Variety48.
No, no.
The members of T2 are fresh.
They are really fresh.
There are a lot of fresh members.
We don't want to lose here.
So, please let us play a game today.
Do you want to play a game?
I want to play a game.
Do you want to play a game?
I don't want to.
I got it.
The end.
Is that so?
You got it?
The younger members.
I would like to announce today's plan.
We will not lose to the loser team.
Team H VS Team T2
The winner is the third player.
Yes.
Yeah.
The winner is Team H VS Team T2
Piko-taro battle!
Let's go!
What?
What's wrong?
It's Piko-taro.
No, no, no.
Piko-taro in the world
is not you.
P-P-A-P?
Pen Pineapple?
It's famous worldwide.
What's the game?
I'll explain the rules.
It's a hot topic.
Everyone will dance
P-P-A-P from now on.
The team which can dance
Piko-taro's choreography
more perfectly will win.
I saw it yesterday.
I forgot.
Some of you may not know it.
Let's see the video.
I'm glad.
From here.
P-P-A-P.
Like this?
P-P-A-P.
It's embarrassing.
P-P-A-P.
I'm scared when I look at the camera.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Vivian, you're scary.
It's over!
Good job!
We have a good teamwork, don't we?
No, no, no.
Only one person had a completely different face.
Everyone had the same face, right?
No, no, no.
Vivian is the only one who disturbs the harmony.
Is the person in the middle okay?
The person in the middle is strange.
P, P, P-chan?
P-chan?
What?
P-chan?
What?
I have a pen.
I have a P-chan.
P-chan.
I have a pen.
Start!
Hana-Pi-Chan, Ako-Pi-Chan, Hana-Pi-Chan
Time's up!
Hey, Kon-chan!
It was totally original.
Totally.
What did you say?
I have a pen, I have a Pi-Chan,
Pe-Pi-Chan
It's like a song.
Right?
What should we do?
Kon-chan, what should we do?
This battle?
Yes, yes.
Well, yes, yes.
T2 wins!
Why, Kon-chan?
It went down a lot just now.
The next battle is Perfect Human Battle!
You already know this, right?
Is it like that today?
I don't know.
It's like that.
Let's explain the rules.
First, there will be two team representatives.
Two.
A will throw a balloon.
B will catch the balloon passed by the gum tape on the head.
Catch the balloon from A.
If you catch it perfectly,
all of you will dance to Oriraji's Perfect Human.
However, you have to challenge many times until you succeed.
That's what this Perfect Human Battle is about.
I'm a perfect human.
Cute.
Even if you wear a wig, it's cute.
It's cute that you're not shaking.
Cute.
You can do it!
You're like a grandma.
I'm a perfect human.
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.
I'm a perfect human.
Cute.
It's too big.
Time's up.
I'm sorry. It's not a team battle, but it's good that Maria is alone.
It's cute that you can't say you're a perfect human.
Can you say it in a loud voice?
I'm a perfect human.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's too big.
I'm a perfect zombie.
It's cute.
I'm a perfect human.
Say it in a loud voice.
I'm a perfect human.
Time's up.
It's supposed to be the same as Maria's wig.
It's really tight.
It's small.
We have to win this time.
The direction is completely different.
It's different.
Please announce the results.
Team...
Team H.
Don't say it first.
I was about to say it.
Really?
Congratulations to Team H.
What's the good point?
Your face was big.
I can't reach it.
It's impossible.
Music, start.
The vessel as a human is small.
It's scary.
The partner, Kaji-san.
It's a miracle.
It's scary.
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My waist is heavy today.
My waist is weak again.
It hurts.
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Tickets are up to B.
My waist is heavy today.
My waist is weak again.
It hurts.
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My waist is heavy today.
My waist is weak again.
It hurts.
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KON.
This is the first time in three and a half years.
I will do ONE MINUTE SHOW.
This is nostalgic.
Do you remember?
I remember.
It was a long time ago.
At the very beginning.
I give time to the members for one minute.
I can do a gag.
I can do a manzai.
It's time for you.
You can do anything.
This is the corner where you can show your character the most.
Many people have been active as a variety idol.
This is the first time in three and a half years.
I will do ONE MINUTE SHOW.
That's great.
ONE MINUTE SHOW
This is HKT48 TEAM H.
I'm Yuka Kiyoshi.
I'm RIKO.
Let's start.
Ready, start.
I will do magic first.
RIKO, please help me.
What is it?
Please call 3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
I will continue.
I will say the name of the airport in Fukuoka after drinking all the cola.
I can't say it yet.
8 seconds left.
Fukuoka Airport.
Higashihie.
Correct.
I can't say it at all.
I stopped at Higashihie Airport.
It's a long way from there.
RIKO, please help me.
You did all the magic at first.
It was interesting.
Did you know RIKO?
Yes.
Did you know RIKO?
I was rehearsed a lot.
I was caught many times.
I was the strongest in the actual performance.
I was surprised.
I'm Maria Imamura from HKT48 Team T2.
Let's start.
Ready, start.
Do your best for 1 minute.
Put your feet on your head.
How many seconds left?
45 seconds left.
Do your best for 1 minute.
Lick your elbow.
Do your best for 1 minute.
I can't reach.
Do your best.
I can't. I can't lick my elbow.
Do your best for 1 minute.
How many seconds left?
13 seconds left.
Propeller.
Airplane.
Time's up.
Thank you.
I don't want to do it.
It's okay.
You can do anything.
I'm glad.
You can do anything until next year.
I can do it.
You may be able to do it calmly.
Why did you lick your elbow?
Because Rikobi said so.
Really?
Can't you lick your elbow?
I don't know. Can I do it?
It's difficult.
I can't reach.
I noticed this.
How many points do you give yourself?
100 points.
Really?
I don't want to do this anymore.
What did you hate?
I hate everything.
She hates everything.
Hey.
Don't be selfish.
Don't choose a job.
This is the last game.
The last is Nagano battle.
Vivian is very happy.
Where are you from?
I'm Nagano from HKT.
You are wearing the same hairstyle.
From now on, each team will sing a song that you like.
Can you sing a song that you like?
Sing a song that you like.
This is a very brave action.
Look at her face.
It's hard.
It's okay.
This is a great thing.
It's strange that you say this.
Have you ever been called?
I can't be called.
Each team will sing a song that you like.
The team with the best voice will win.
Each team will sing a song that you like.
I like KANTORO more than USASHIKO.
I like GOTO more than USASHIKO.
I like YUZUKOSHO more than USASHIKO.
I like RABUTAN more than USASHIKO.
It's over.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
First of all, please show your story.
Then it's over.
Thank you very much.
That's not Nagano's voice.
Whose voice is that?
That's my voice.
That's my rhythm.
Can I talk to you one by one?
What did you say?
I said KANTARO.
Who is KANTARO?
It's the name of the cat bought by SASHIHARA.
That's a good way to say it.
You never make enemies.
The next question was a problem.
You said something amazing.
Was it okay?
Is it better than USASHIKO?
I'm cuter.
You said it.
What did you say?
I said GOTO.
FOOTBALL HOUR?
Yes.
You like GOTO.
There is a program called WOW.
Are you going out?
That's all.
I'm on that program.
GOTO likes me.
You said you like GOTO.
Don't say that.
This is strange.
I like MITSURU more than USASHIKO.
I like KONI more than MITSURU.
I like ZAIKI more than KONSAI.
I like USASHIKO more than KONSAI.
This is strange.
What did you say?
You said you like MITSURU.
That's my real name.
What's next?
HATA MITSURU.
I like KOYUKI more than HATA MITSURU.
I like HAKATA HANAMURA DAIKICHI more than KONSAI.
I like USASHIKO more than KONSAI.
This is strange.
Everyone who is involved feels good.
What should I do with this?
What do you do with the winning team?
Both teams have one win each.
This will be decided.
Team H, congratulations.
I can't help it.
KON-SAN.
KON-SAN is sad.
Take my hand.
You are laughing.
I'm sorry.
This is not good.
It's not good for an idol to write this.
The reason for the loss tonight is KUREI YUKI.
I have a debt of 200 million yen.
The reason for the loss is 7 o'clock tonight.
HATA MOTOHIRO's 10th anniversary tour is decided.
December 23, Marimesse Fukuoka.
The Fukuoka performance is the tour final.
Tickets are on sale.
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Keratinamine for skin medicine.
Hibiyaid for dandruff.
There is delicious meat here.
Kyushu Meat Death Garden.
Kyushu's famous beef is gathered in Fukuoka.
From November 2nd to the 5th.
Tenjin Chuo Park turns into a meat paradise.
I have a heavy back today.
I have a bad back again.
It hurts.
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The 36th Ibusuki Nanohana Marathon.
It will be held on January 8th at Ibusuki-ji, Nanohana-saku.
For more information on how to apply, please go to the event's homepage or to the executive committee.
Here are the Japanese.
South America, Colombia.
We're going to cross that mountain.
What?
At the back of Andes.
November 1st, Tuesday night at 9pm.
I'm Mel Tashima, the team manager of HKT48.
November 1st, Tuesday night at 9pm.
Here we go.
Ready.
Start.
I can't laugh.
What should I say?
Hello.
How are you?
I'm ready.
I'm Kon-san.
That's mean.
How are you?
I'm Mel Gahaku.
I'm the best at drawing in HKT48.
Did you know that?
I'm Koyuki-san.
How many seconds left?
25 seconds.
What's your favorite animal?
I like dogs.
Yes.
What's a dog?
This one.
It's a dog.
Dog.
What's your favorite animal?
Elephant.
Elephant is easy.
As long as it has ears and nose.
Time's up.
It's a dog.
That's mean.
This is dangerous.
This is not good.
It's not good for an idol to draw this.
It's definitely not good.
It was a prank.
I'm glad.
It was a prank.
It was a big success.
To be continued.