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Sexy Yamada's Marilyn Monroe.
We've been doing this segment for about a year now.
What do you think of it, Yamamoto-chan?
I've never seen it, and I've never heard of it.
It's my first time today.
So you have no idea what kind of segment it is?
I have no idea at all, really.
How about you, Anya?
I've seen it a few times.
But I think Marilyn is very expressive in this segment.
Really?
Do you think she looks smart or stupid in this segment?
Stupid.
That's right.
You haven't seen it, have you?
No, I haven't.
Why did you answer when you haven't seen it, Yamamoto-chan?
Okay, I got it.
In order to make Marilyn look smart,
if Marilyn were a social teacher,
I'd like to do it as a topic.
In that case, no matter how erotic she is, she looks smart.
I don't think she's that erotic.
That's right.
Because she's a teacher.
Let's do it.
Here is the question.
There are many strange names in Hokkaido.
For example, what is the name of the town that is written as Fueru-ni-Kaminoke-no-ke?
Fueru-ni-Kaminoke-no-ke?
I have no idea.
The answer is Mashike-cho.
Mashike?
Mashike-cho.
Mashike?
Yes, Mashike-cho.
I see.
What is the name of the town that is famous for crab rice,
which is located between Sapporo and Hakodate in Hokkaido?
Eat it.
The answer is Oshaman.
By the way, the butterfly in Oshamanbe-cho is Masashi Kihata.
The butterfly must be happy.
Next question.
In the history of Japan, the Jomon period is followed by the Yayoi period,
and the Yayoi period is followed by the Kofun period.
Do you remember which period is followed by the Kofun period?
The Kofun period?
Muromachi.
Kamakura?
No.
No?
May I give you the answer?
Yes.
It's the Asuka period.
I see.
Yes, it's the Asuka period.
I remembered.
What is the first distribution of goods in Japan issued during the Asuka period?
The answer is Wadokaichin.
There is a hole in the middle of Wadokaichin.
What?
She seems to have forgotten the line.
Next question.
What is the tallest tower in Tokyo?
Tokyo Skytree.
Yes.
What is the tallest tower in Nagoya?
Nagoya Tower.
No.
Nagoya Port Tower.
No.
What is it?
The answer is Nagoya TV Tower.
Yes, yes.
Nagoya TV Tower.
I have a riddle for you.
What is it?
What do you do when you are with someone you love?
What?
The answer is...
time.
That's better.
That's true.
Time's up.
Oh, no.
You didn't tell me you would ask me a question.
So I was waiting for you to finish.
Then you said,
I have a riddle for you.
Excuse me.
I need strawberry and milk.
Why?
It's sticky.
Let me eat it.
Can you close it again?
Yes.
It's done.
Thank you.
It was popular last time.
I'm glad.
Hiraizumi and Maeda.
Yes.
It was very popular.
People said they wanted to see it.
I'm glad.
Whether they came or not.
They didn't come.
No, they came.
They came a lot.
Oh, it's you.
Hello, I'm Maeda.
How old are you?
Me?
I'm 71 years old.
71 years old?
You look 50 years old.
You look young.
I was caught.
I can't stop.
Mom.
I'm in front of you.
I'm Maeda Atsuko.
I heard you.
I'm going to do it again.
Between Hiraizumi and Maeda?
I'm going to change the theme.
What?
I won't change Hiraizumi.
I can only do that.
I can only do one thing.
Only Hiraizumi?
Only Hiraizumi.
I see.
I'm going to do it with Hiraizumi and Rola.
Rola?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Actually, I can do it.
That's great.
I'd like you to do a skit with these two.
Have you decided on a story?
No, I haven't decided at all.
Can you make it now?
What?
I'll give you 15 minutes.
No, no, no.
15 minutes?
Give me two days.
It's short.
It smells like a commemorative photo shoot.
No, no, no.
Please.
It's short.
We made it together last time.
It was a big hit.
Let's do this.
It's better to decide quickly and think about it.
Yes.
It's really dangerous.
Wait a minute.
I'll go home.
I'll go home in the summer.
We've made a story in 15 minutes.
It's hiraizumi and Rola.
Go ahead.
If Rola comes to the store,
Welcome.
Hello.
Hello
Eh, are you Rola-chan?
Yes, I'm Rola
Yes
Eh, are you the real Rola-chan?
Yes, I'm Rola
Wait a minute
Mom
Rola-chan came to the store
I'm Rola
Eh, it's Mizusawari-chan
Now, it's Rola-chan
This, Rola-chan
Wait a minute
I'm Rola
I heard it
That's right, I'm in the middle of explaining
I'll see you later, mom
Rola-chan
Are you free tonight?
Eh, I'm free
Do you want to go eat?
Ah, yes, I'm fine
Wait a minute
Mom
Today
I'm going to eat with Rola-chan
I'm going
Eh
Until 9 o'clock?
I understand
Until 9 o'clock, are you fine?
I'm totally fine
You're fine?
Yes
Eh, that's because it's Mizusawari-chan
Now, it's Rola-chan
That's right
See you
Mom
Bye-bye
Let's go eat
It's over
Time's up
It's over
Wonderful
It's hot
You're a genius
As expected
Rola-chan
It's wonderful
What's wrong?
It's really good
I'm always nervous
I'm also the worst at imitating a jet coaster and a crab
No, no
I don't think I breathed during that scene
Really?
Yes
OK
Thank you
Oh no
My mouth is about to catch fire
What do you mean your mouth is about to catch fire?
Your face is about to catch fire
Is it red?
My mouth is about to catch fire because I'm Godzilla
I don't usually shout like this
Today, the members are here again
That's good
Oh my
Miyazaki and Miyazaki seem to have a lot of free time
While everyone was shouting, you didn't shout at all
What's with that old-fashioned feeling?
What's wrong, Tomioyoshi?
Thank you
Your way of speaking is like a teacher
This program is only possible because Miyazaki and Miyazaki are here
I'm sorry
That's right
We're always thankful to you
Thank you very much
It's your first time here, right?
Yes, it's my first time
Aramaki-chan
Yes, it's my first time since Chorirap
Chorirap?
There's a program like that?
You were standing next to Chorirap, weren't you?
Yes.
She made me say something.
What did she say?
I forgot.
You forgot that too?
That was a long time ago.
And it's been a while since you've seen Kurihara- chan.
Yes.
Kurihara-chan, you cried last time, didn't you?
I did.
Why did you cry?
She made me make a weird face.
I cried because I didn't like it.
3, 2, 1.
Don't cry.
Why did you cry when she made a weird face?
How did you feel?
There was a great weird face next to me.
Who was it?
It was Maoh Yamamoto.
She was really great.
I was overwhelmed by the pressure and expectations.
We were wrong, too.
We made a mistake in the order.
She said her house first.
If she had said her house, she would have been the last one to make a weird face.
It was like opening a commercial.
I didn't have to pull her.
I'm sorry.
You have to know your character.
Maria.
You're still cute.
I'm still cute.
You haven't grown yet.
I have.
You have?
When did you grow?
5mm.
5mm?
It's rare to see someone grow 5mm.
What do you call cockroaches in Miyazaki?
Amame.
Amame?
No, no, no.
That's me.
What are you doing?
You're being realistic.
You're being so realistic.
Everyone.
I think we know everyone is here.
AKB is having an election.
It will start in Niigata on May 31st.
So I'd like everyone to promote yourselves one by one.
It's an important time, everyone.
Last year, I was out of the country from the 55th place.
This year, I want to do my best with the feeling that I can't finish it with just a quick report.
Please.
I ranked last year, but last year I was in the report and was out of the country.
I'd like to do my best with revenge again.
Thank you.
Last year, I was out of the country, so I'd like to enter this year.
I'll do my best.
This year, I won an award and received a center, so I'd like to rank this year.
Thank you.
This is my first general election this year, so I'll do my best.
Bye bye.
I'll be 20 days after the general election.
I'll do my best for the first time in my life.
Bye bye.
This is my third general election, so I'll do my best for the first time this year.
Thank you.
Let's do our best.
Ah!
I don't usually shout like this.
No, no, no.
Ah!
No, no, no.
It's just like a loud voice contest.
Ah!
What are you normally appealing to?
Wait a minute.
The voting will start soon from tomorrow.
That's right.
Why are you appealing so anxiously?
I'm not anxious.
I'm just appealing normally.
No, no, no.
Let's cheer up a little more.
I can't do it like this.
I want everyone to be confident.
Ah, that's right.
There are fans, and if the members themselves are anxious, the fans will be anxious.
Today, I'm going to relieve everyone's anxiety here.
I prepared a project like this today.
AKB general election voting will start soon.
Can you rank in? Can't you?
Anxiety-relieving special!
I'm sure everyone is anxious.
That's right.
I'd appreciate it if you could relieve your anxiety.
So I'm going to relieve it together.
By the way, aren't you two anxious?
I'm just anxious.
You shouldn't say that.
It's our fifth general election, so I'm 100 times more anxious than everyone else.
I've had a stomachache for about two months.
But if you put it forward, I'm sorry to the fans.
I don't think it's possible if you don't rely on me with confidence.
No, no, it's not decided.
That's why it's called anxiety-relieving special.
I see.
But I don't know how to do it.
It's said to relieve anxiety.
It's difficult.
I'd like everyone to do something to relieve their anxiety.
Please give me a sample.
It's okay.
This is it.
It's not okay.
This is not okay.
It's okay.
No, it's not okay.
You can't do that.
First of all, is there anyone who doesn't know that Ken Shimura is okay?
Wow.
Don't you know that?
Do you know Ken Shimura?
Yes, I know.
Don't you know the gag that says it's okay?
I don't know.
Then I'll try it once.
I see.
I'll tell you after I try it.
It's okay.
You have a high quality.
Thank you very much.
Are you okay?
I can't stop laughing.
It's amazing.
Is there a gag of Ken Shimura that slips?
Is there anyone who doesn't laugh?
It's a strong enemy.
Are you okay?
Yes, please.
Are you okay?
Da-i-yo-ku-na
With a smile, yes!
Are you alright?
Yes!
Are you alright?
Yes!
Are you still going to do it?
No, I'm not.
I'm not okay at all.
It's just a bunch of idiots.
Are you really okay?
I'm not okay yet.
I think I should do a little more.
I think I can make a voice from my stomach.
It's okay.
Yes.
From the stomach.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Open your mouth.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Are you okay now?
My mental state is getting better and better.
You should have stopped.
I'm sorry.
I've been waiting for a long time.
It's okay.
Are you confident now?
Are you okay?
I think I'm okay.
Really?
Can you do it alone?
It's okay.
You're pretty good.
It's all right.
I'm fine.
I'm getting better every time I do it.
Did you get rid of your anxiety?
Yes.
Really?
I'm very confident.
It's effective.
Why are you looking at the camera?
That's right.
It's effective, isn't it?
That's right.
Now that you're confident,
I'd like you to appeal yourself one by one again.
It's completely different from before.
Will it change?
I think it will change.
I see.
I'm Asuka Miyashita from HKT48 Team Keiho.
I'm going to be number one.
You're so positive.
I'm Hiroka Komada from HKT48 Team H.
I'm going to be number one this year.
I'm fine.
I'm Emily Yamashita from Team T2.
I'm going to sit on that chair.
That's great.
I'm Vivian Murakawa from HKT48.
I'm going to be number one.
I'm Maria Iwamura from Team T2.
I'm going to be number one.
I'm Sae Kurihara from Team T2.
I'm going to think about the comments when I get elected.
I'm going to vote.
I'm Misaki Aramaki.
I'm not good at expressing my feelings.
But I'm confident.
I'm going to be number one like Tomioki.
Don't worry.
I'm a little worried, but are you okay?
I'm fine.
Thank you.
I want to appeal to both of them.
That's true.
I'm very confident, but I have no choice.
That's right.
What should I do?
They want to promote themselves the most.
That's right.
They can't promote themselves even though they're so popular.
We're number one.
Really?
Thank you.
That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done.
I'm fine.