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The Japanese Shoki was completed in 720 years.
How should we remember this?
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 720 years?
How should we remember this?
What should I write?
The Japanese Shoki
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1853. How should we remember this?
I don't want to go abroad, Ferris.
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837. How should we remember this?
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837?
How should we remember this?
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837?
No, don't look at it.
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837?
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837. How should we remember this?
It's not good that you're here.
If you say, I don't want to go abroad, everyone will laugh.
What should I write?
The Japanese Shoki
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837. How should we remember this?
I don't want to go abroad, Ferris.
The Japanese Shoki was completed in 1837. How should we remember this?
No, don't look at it.
Toyotomi Hideyoshi will start the counter- inspection.
How should I remember it?
With strawberry panties...
Counter-inspection.
No, no, no.
You're not wearing strawberry panties.
Hideyoshi-san, you're not wearing strawberry panties.
AKB48
1, 2, 3, 4
Let's start.
5 seconds before the show starts.
4, 3...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's All Night Miyazaki!
You're so loud.
I can't believe that P-chan has such a loud voice.
Right, Asuka-chan?
Miyazaki and Miyazaki has started again.
It's going on.
What should we do?
If it's going on like this,
KBC-san and our radio show should start too.
KBC-san has a lot of popular shows.
There's no room for us.
Right, but if that's the case,
there should be a space for the radio station in Momochi.
Asuka-chan!
You can't say Momochi in a 1channel show.
You can't.
This is the secret rule of the industry.
Sorry, I got carried away.
Speaking of the radio station,
1, 2...
Nagahama!
Anyway,
even though we didn't get the postcard,
the postcard has arrived.
It arrived this time too.
This time,
it's one.
I don't know what to think.
There were a lot last time,
but we got quite a lot.
This time, it's one.
This is Hamada-san's fault.
That's right.
Even though we get a lot,
we only read Hamada-san's,
so the fans probably gave up.
This time too,
we'll read Hamada-san's.
We won't hide anything.
We'll only read Hamada-san's.
HKT Variety 48 staff,
Hamada-san.
Thank you.
Miyazaki and Miyazaki, good evening.
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's
Miyazaki broadcast location has been decided.
In that Miyazaki location,
Kon-chan and Koyuki-chan
will also be brought along.
Really?
I suddenly thought of this.
Up until now,
in this corner,
we've had a lot of Miyazaki dialect
lectured to Kon-chan and Koyuki-chan,
but do the two of them
really remember it?
When we went to the Miyazaki location,
if we don't know what the Miyazaki locals are saying,
we won't be able to communicate.
How much do the two of them remember
the Miyazaki dialect they've lectured to so far?
Please do the Nukiuchi test.
Really?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's true.
Miyazaki and Miyazaki,
we've said thank you so many times.
You have to remember it.
You can't.
The two of them have been together
since the very beginning.
I've forgotten everything.
You've learned a lot.
I've forgotten everything.
So,
Kon-san and Koyuki-san,
can you come to the studio?
I'm in trouble.
Of course.
I'll tell you this.
Koyuki doesn't remember anything.
I know that.
Let's get started.
Let's do it quickly.
I'll do the easy one.
Please.
I'll go first.
What does mozorashi mean?
I said mozorashi.
No, no, no.
This is standard Japanese.
It's not standard Japanese.
Mozorashi.
It's mozorashi.
No, no, no.
But I remember it.
It's cute.
It's mozorashi.
It's mozonagi.
But the meaning is similar.
If mozorashi is cute,
it's mozonagi.
It's cute.
It's past tense.
It's cute.
It's past tense.
It's refreshing.
What does mozorashi mean?
If it's cute, it's cute.
It's a prejudice.
I said it's wrong.
It's refreshing.
I said it.
I got it.
She remembers what she got.
Next.
Please make a short story with Iyashingoro.
This is easy.
I heard Iyashingoro.
Do you make a short story?
Koyuki is Iyashingoro.
So, she eats a lot.
Wait a minute.
Isn't that a bad word?
No, no, no.
That's what it means.
Yes.
What?
Iyashingoro.
What does Iyashingoro mean?
Well.
Iyashingoro.
Kon-chan is Iyashingoro again tonight.
You said it because you didn't know the meaning.
You might have got it right.
You said it because you didn't know the meaning.
Iyashingoro is Iyashingoro.
Kon-san got it right.
What?
You said it because you didn't know the meaning.
I see.
See?
I'll give you one more short story.
Hetonshiren.
Please make a short story with Hetonshiren.
You don't make a short story with Hetonshiren, do you?
No, no, no.
I'll use this.
You don't make a short story with Hetonshiren, do you?
Hetonshiren?
I'll make a short story with Hetonshiren.
Hetonshiren?
I walked too much today.
I see.
You might have got it right.
What?
I walked too much today.
Kon-chan is Hetonshiren again tonight.
That's weird.
Why did you say Kon-chan?
Hey, you don't know the meaning.
Let's go to the last question.
You have to answer this one.
I know.
This is a common sense question.
Yeah, it is.
What is the most popular takoyaki shop in Miyazaki Prefecture?
I know, I know.
I remember that episode.
The name of the shop.
Yellow elephant.
I said the same thing.
Yellow elephant, elephant.
Elephant, why are you yellow?
What are you going to do?
I don't get it at all.
Yellow elephant, elephant.
What is yellow elephant?
The lyrics are different.
It's different.
It's the most popular.
You don't know?
No, no, no.
I've heard it many times.
It might have been four letters.
Something like gong gong.
Gong gong?
Pen pen?
Gong gong?
Mamma?
You made fun of me.
What is the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
Takoyaki Taman.
Taman.
Yes.
Taman.
I said Taman many times.
I said it many times.
You only have half of your face.
I said it.
It was Taman.
Taman.
You should have remembered it.
Yes.
Taman.
Omelet rice was more important than Takoyaki.
It wasn't Omelet rice.
Why?
I don't remember anything else.
You should have put Omelet rice in that place.
It was Tebasaki.
Tebasaki was more important.
Yes, yes, yes.
It was Tebasaki more than Takoyaki.
You know how much I didn't ask you outside.
You know what I mean.
The last question.
This is the last question.
Yes.
Here we go.
What do you sell other than Takoyaki at Takoyaki Taman 2?
Is there a place called Takoyaki Taman 2?
Yes, there is.
What do you sell other than Takoyaki?
Takoyaki is more popular than Takoyaki at Takoyaki Taman 2.
You can't eat it.
Mango.
What?
You really didn't remember it.
What did you sell?
Ice cream?
You're making fun of me.
I'm not making fun of you.
I'm serious.
You didn't remember it.
I'm sorry if I'm being serious.
Chicken number?
No, no, no.
You can just say chicken number and mango.
I'm sorry.
You said it in the radio booth, didn't you?
Taiyaki.
I'm starting to get worried.
You have to teach me how to do it.
Yes, you have to teach me more.
Thank you.
To be honest, when we were talking, Koyuki was reading the script for the next location.
She was reading the script because she had to do it next.
She looked like she didn't want to do it.
I thought this program was a game.
I thought this was my life.
I put a lot of effort into this.
I'm really sorry.
That's all.
It was Miyazaki and Miyazaki's On Night Miyazaki.
This is the project of Variety 40.
Let's have these members appear.
Please.
Machami, you're noisy.
I'm Okamoto, who is energetic today.
Did you cut your hair?
I cut it.
I dyed my hair.
You dyed your hair.
It doesn't matter.
The person next to you is still absent-minded.
I'm fine.
You have a flower on your head.
Is that so?
It's big.
And Yamamoto and Yamashita.
Yes, Yamamoto and Yamashita.
You still don't have an eye contact.
Are you looking at me?
I'm looking at you.
Actually, there is a performance of Sachara Lee at Hakata-za right now, but everyone hasn't come out.
Apparently, the director of our program went to see it.
The director said that it was very wonderful and that everyone was doing their best when they were impressed.
But when the director went to see Hakata-za, he suddenly thought.
Can't we do something like Hakata-za at Variety48?
Don't say that so easily.
What is something like Hakata-za?
It's something that amateurs have come up with.
First of all, in this conference room.
There is no place.
There is no costume.
The director said that if it's this member, maybe he can surpass the Hakata-za of the main family.
No, no, no.
It's already a joke.
It's more like surpassing the people who have already fallen.
That's a complete annoyance.
No, but the director is expecting everyone.
This time, is there a miracle to surpass the main family?
It's the one-time free ad-lib performance by Nagahama-san!
Yay!
Free ad-lib!
This is difficult.
It was just a pain in the ass to make the script.
Yeah, it was a pain in the ass.
It's the one-time free ad-lib performance.
It's the real deal.
Seriously, ad-lib...
It's an unknown world.
From now on, all of you will be acting in free ad- lib.
In the free ad-lib performance,
each of you will have to use a certain line at least once.
What?
If all seven of you finish using that line, it's over.
The free ad-lib performance will continue until you finish using it.
Not only your lines,
but also other people's lines that are easy to say.
I'd like all of you to act while cooperating with each other.
Ah, I know that line.
Yes, you do.
So, I'd like all of you to do your best while using your free ad-lib.
The setting for this time is...
The waiting room in front of the studio for the recording of HKT Variety 48.
That's the setting.
Isn't this a realistic setting?
It's like the usual setting.
Now, I'd like to announce the absolute lines that each of you will have to say.
First, Shinamon.
Don't be stupid like a kid.
Don't be stupid?
Please include this line.
Don't be stupid.
You're a Heisei idol.
Next, Ii-chan.
Is it warm?
This is quite difficult.
This is...
That's what I'm talking about.
Next, Fuchigami Mai-chan.
Don't fight.
That's a serious line.
Someone has to fight, right?
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm counting on you all.
I'm waiting for the fight.
Next, Okamoto-chan.
I'm counting on you all.
That's it?
I'm counting on you all.
Next, Iwana-chan.
Let's go.
In Osaka dialect,
Don't fight.
That's what I'm talking about.
Next, Yamamoto-chan.
Don't fight.
Thank you.
Next, Yamamoto-chan.
Yamamoto-chan is...
You're lucky to be able to laugh.
That's difficult.
How do you say that?
You can say it when you're laughing.
Yamashita-chan.
It's Rola.
Try it.
3, 2, 1.
It's Rola.
You're good at this.
Now, everyone.
I'd like you to do as much ad-lib as you want.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Time's up.
Good morning.
I'll sit here.
Good morning.
Today's Variety Holidays.
It's a birthday celebration.
It's a surprise.
That's the plan.
We're on standby.
Let's have some tea.
Thank you.
Don't do that.
What do you want to drink?
Ko-chan, you don't look good.
Where did you see me?
You're all black.
We're going on a vacation in the summer.
We're going to Hawaii.
Who said that?
I want to go to Hawaii.
I want to drink hot tea.
Isn't it cold in this room?
What do you want to drink?
I want to drink hot soup.
Special soup.
You want to drink it, don't you?
Because it's hot.
Don't make fun of me.
I don't want to drink tea.
It's okay.
Why?
You're going to drink tea for everyone.
Don't fight.
I'm sorry.
Who was it?
It's me.
You're here today.
Thank you.
Yoruchi-kun.
Shino, you're tanned.
I think you should be careful.
You look like a gal.
Can you blame me?
I'm going to hit you.
I'm scared.
I'm going to hit you.
I'm sorry.
It's not a gate.
Thank you for coming to Ad-lib performance today.
Thank you very much.
That's all.
Hey, Yamamoto.
What did you say?
I was surprised.
How was it?
Did you get over your limit, Mr. Combat?
I can't get over it.
But I think we can do it again.
That's right.
No, that's all.
It's over.
Thank you very much.