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Hello, everyone! We're Tsubaki Hattori!
Today, we're at Hattori Farm in Kanagawa Prefecture!
Today's theme of "DVD Magazine Vol. 11" is...
An Outdoor Project to Strengthen Our Bond With Kōfū!
In the transparent version, we'll say "Eat up all the famous food in the transparent version!"
It's a project to strengthen our teamwork and bond with everyone in various ways for comfort!
This project is about eating together with everyone!
It's the best!
Let's eat together and do our best!
Today, three teams will compete against each other.
The winning team will get to eat KyoMeiHan's game food everyday!
And the losing team will have to do their best.
It's a growth project!
I'm scared!
It sounds good!
It sounds good, but in the end it's a penalty game!
That's right!
Leave it to me! I'll be serious!
…2020
It's gotta be like "ah" like "ah! susukino"
No, no, no!
Same as "cry", right?
It's gotta be short!
…2020
Winter version!
I feel like it's better to say it in one word, but...
Yeah...
Saokikisora
Oh, that's fine!
Oita
Eh, is it fine?
I was like "what is it?"
Sao Kiki Sora.
This set is Sao Kiki and this is Kiki Sora.
Perfect!
Kiki Sora is connected but Sao Kiki is not.
I didn't think about it at all.
Dog, cat, squirrel...
It's cute.
I thought about it like that but it's nice.
There are geniuses.
Geniuses...
What should I call you?
"Genius" is good.
Your voice is a little loud.
"Genius" is good.
You say all good things.
"Genius" is good.
"God", "genius", "ghost", "ghost" is good.
"God" is good.
"Genius" is good.
"Beautiful genius".
Each of us has our own "shin" and I'm the "shin" of "shinsu" (synth).
"Shinsu"?
From now on, it's our team's anniversary.
History begins with "shin"!
I'm the "shin" of "kusa kamburi ni kokoro" and "yasai no shin" (vegetable "shin").
That means I have "shin" in me.
I'm the "shin" of "shinken" (seriousness).
"Shin" means "seriousness", "shinken" (seriousness) and "kokoro" (true heart) and "tatakao" (fight) with everyone.
Nice to meet you.
Face, face, face!
Our label is "shin" because it says "new".
Yes, "shin" because it says "new".
Nice to meet you!
Now, we'd like to announce our team.
One, two...
"Sawakiri" team!
"Sama", "ko", "kono junpan", "saukiki", "sora"
- That's true. - But it's amazing, they're often connected.
- But "saukiki" isn't connected. - It is!
- It's not "genius" so I don't know what it means. - I don't know either!
- Because I'm a genius! - That's right!
Today you can ask me anything you want about my family!
Nice to meet you!
Today you will compete in various things in this ranch, right?
Yes!
Now, you will compete in this cow car, so I will guide you!
Yes!
Then please!
First of all, you will compete in this cow car, so I will guide you!
One person, two times.
Two times.
Six times in total.
Yes, the team that did it will do the earth squeezing in turn.
Yes!
The time limit is five minutes, and the team that squeezes the most milk wins.
Then, first of all...
New team first!
No, no, no!
I'm ninety-two years old. It's my birthday.
What?
Cute!
It's a good thing to keep doing this.
When it's gone, I'll open a cafe and wait for it.
Oh, you'll wait for it.
How's it going, Yume-chan?
It's going well.
But it's this much.
It's more than I thought.
It's a lot of work.
It's embarrassing.
Even though it's only one liter.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
It takes a lot of time.
It feels so good.
We are relaxing her now.
Can I do it?
There's not much amount that comes out in one go, so I have to be grateful that it's so important.
If you use this to squeeze it for about four minutes, it's two bites, two bites.
I'll have to drink it one by one.
Let's do it for five minutes.
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Yay!
Yay, Rika!
Congratulations!
This part feels good.
Hello!
Good, good.
You surprised me!
Ami is a fast runner.
Good job, Ami!
As expected of Hokkaido.
Did you like it, Ami?
Yes, I did.
Don't you like it?
I'm glad you like it.
Ami is a fast runner.
How do you feel when you touch it?
I don't know.
Do you press it hard?
When it's wet, milk comes out of it.
Milk?
Yes, milk comes out of it.
Ami is a fast runner.
Be careful!
Ami, are you okay?
You should press it first and then...
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Press it hard here, too.
- That's good. - You're doing good.
You're doing really well, too, Riko.
- Okay, one minute left. - Let's do it.
Is it light?
Okay, Riko, one time.
- It's warm! - Help me.
- 30 seconds left. - Okay.
Okay.
Wow!
You look like an elementary school student.
- This is fun! - Wow!
- It's cute and warm. - It's warm!
- Thank you. - There's a lot of bugs.
- Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! - I don't know.
- Right? - I got used to it.
- Your hands... - My hands...
- You got used to it. - Right?
- I've done it before, so... - Right?
- It was fun. - It was.
- And you were cute. - You were cute.
- I was scared at first... - Yeah.
- But I got used to it. - It was fun.
- Right? - Yeah.
- I'm the enemy. - Do we have to talk about this? - We already talked about it. - We already talked about it...
- This is my first time doing this. - It's like this.
- Wow, you have eyelashes. - I want to call you Saori.
- What's in it? - Shekiel.
- What's in it? - What's in it?
It's been three and a half minutes now.
What is it?
Hello, this is Rika.
I'm Risa.
It came out more than I expected, didn't it?
From below.
I think you've gotten really close to her.
Really?
We've gotten close.
I have an icon.
Golden Retriever.
We have similar senses.
We do.
We are Saokiki Sora Team!
I feel like I've shown my skills.
That's right!
Next, I'd like you to do a very important job for the ranch staff.
Which team can do it the best?
If you look behind you, you'll see a sheep.
Ranch staff have to be good at one task to raise sheep.
That's right!
You sleep a lot.
You count when you sleep, don't you?
That's why you have to count!
That's too bad!
- A little more... - Checking for bleeding?
- Bleeding... - Checking for bleeding!
Health management is also important, but it's a little different from what we're doing now.
- What is it? - Let's see...
- The one you chase? - What?
- The one you chase and become a dog? - Yes, that's correct!
- So it's not a dog! - The correct answer is...
- moving a sheep from one place to another. - I see!
It's a very important job.
Now, we're going to gather the sheep we're chasing...
- into this shed. - Yes!
- Do you have any tips for gathering sheep? - Yes, I'm curious about it.
- If you could follow the sheep from behind... - From behind? - Yes.
- And if you could actually call them and ask them to move. - Wow!
- I learned body language as a sociologist. - Wow!
- So I thought animals are the same. - Smart!
- Not only humans. - I said it intelligently.
- Is it true?
- I'll name it! - Number 3! - San! - Ge!
- This way! - That way, that way! - Go in this way!
- That way!
- That way, that way! - Go in here!
- Let's go this way. - This way?
Let's try not to go that way.
- I'll stay around here. - Let's go this way.
- They're all the same. - Look at them running away from the camera.
- Look at the camera. - Look at us.
- Everyone, look at us. - Slowly?
- Look at us.
- Don't rush. - Look at us.
- Look at us.
- Don't rush. - Look at us.
- Calm down and breathe. - Calm down and breathe.
- It was hard. - But you calmed down.
- You can do it if you calm down. - And I was able to talk to the sheep.
- When Naopin started saying "hey, hey", I was like... - When you came this way, you were like...
- I was trying to go behind you. - You got along with the sheep.
- You are a genius.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
Hey, can I hold your hand?
It's like a brain war.
Why is it like that?
Tsubaki has three brains in total.
Three brains.
Look, she's guiding you.
She's talented.
She looks like a sheep.
I don't know.
Don't attack me right away.
But she's smart.
She can talk.
She's a genius.
Only geniuses can do that.
Wait, lower your voice.
Okay.
Like always.
Okay.
Wait.
I'm nervous.
Let's hold hands.
Already?
Let me be there.
Be quiet.
Let's stop for a moment.
Let's go slowly.
Don't come.
No.
Why?
I stopped.
These three have one thing in common.
They are slow.
Yes.
Not slow, but slow in preparation.
You looked like a cool JK.
Thank you.
You looked like a cool JK.
Be quiet.
Do you want me to do your left side?
We shouldn't be here, right?
Misoho should push it, right?
That's right.
So wait for me.
No, I shouldn't move.
You're in my way.
Why?
What's wrong?
Don't do it yet.
I'm not moving yet.
I can't push it.
It's difficult.
Do you think we're friends?
But I think it's cute to push it slowly.
We're quite similar, aren't we?
That's right.
We're similar, aren't we?
That's right.
This is the battle, isn't it?
I don't like it.
It's a little scary.
I think we can get in.
I don't know.
If there's no one over there, it's like...
I think we can get in.
I think we should go this way.
It's different, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry about that.
We have to close the fence, but we can still do it, right?
Go, go, go.
Sneakily, sneakily.
It was harder than I thought. Watching and doing it is tough.
My heart was pounding.
Really?
The end!
I don't know which one it is.
Which one?
I don't know. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
What if we lose like that?
I'm frustrated.
Like that?
I'm so scared.
I felt like it was fun and fast, but it took longer than I expected.
Because we were doing everything slowly.
That's right.
That's why I'm pretty nervous.
This is...
We barely talked.
We were so calm.
"Please go that way." "Please go this way." "Please go to the boss's face."
I think we were talking a lot at the end.
Wow, this is...
But we did our best.
I'm glad we got a good result.
We did our best.
We did it!
The fastest and best team is...
the new team!
I'm going home. I want to be with Momo.
It's become a sport like volleyball.
Is this volleyball?
I'm from volleyball, too.
This time, "what" and "first place" and we "second place" are also friendly!
I want to come again for a moment!
You did your best at the concert, didn't you?
Nabe is the best!
I've been into Nabe lately and I cook it at home.
Like in the afternoon.
But I think it's better to cook Nabe together.
I often eat Nabe with Chanko.
That's right.
It's popular in Tokyo, isn't it?
It's my first time eating it.
But if you think about it, we don't eat Takoyaki often either.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've had it in Osaka, too.
My favorite mayonnaise.
Mayola?
I'm waiting for you.
Is this octopus in it?
I'm waiting for you.
I've eaten a lot of Takoyaki, so...
I'm waiting for you.
Didn't you say you were getting a pet? Bread and...
It's delicious, but the three losers are hungry, but you want to eat it, right?
Are you sure it's okay now?
I'll ask you one more time. As an idol and as an entertainer, you're hungry now, right? Do you want to eat it?
Yes, I'm hypnotizing.
I'm going to use hypnotism to make you surrender.
Hey, that's unfair!
Is there anyone who doesn't believe in hypnotism?
So you've never been hypnotized before, right?
No, we've never done it before.
It's our first time.
Let's see if it's easy at first.
Let's do a simple test first.
It feels like you're stopping it.
If you don't stop it, it'll go around in circles.
Close your eyes and breathe slowly.
Breathe slowly.
Let all your strength out.
If you don't let your strength out, you won't get hypnotized.
Let it out more and more.
Breathe slowly.
Inhale slowly and exhale slowly.
Let it all out.
Let all your strength out.
Let all your fatigue and stress out.
Let all your back and waist strength out.
Let it all out.
I'm going to count to three now.
If you do that, only your eyes will open while you're hypnotized.
So it's strange, but you can't put strength in your legs, waist, or arms.
You can't get up from this chair anymore.
You're that relaxed.
If you count to three, only your eyes will open while you're hypnotized.
One.
Two.
Three.
You're very heavy.
It feels like you're being pulled by the gravity of the earth.
Try to stand up slowly.
You can't move at all.
I can't do it!
If you count three, you can move. One, two, three.
Okay, you can move now.
I can't move!
You can move without using your fingers.
One, two, three. Okay, you can move now.
Please close your eyes.
Please keep your eyes closed.
Imagine that you are looking at the top of your head.
It's like you are trying to look up.
Pretend that you can't open your eyes.
It's like you can't open your eyes anymore.
If you count three, you can't open your eyes anymore.
One, two, three. Okay, you can't open your eyes anymore.
Keep your hands away from the table.
Hold it tight until the air comes out.
Then you don't move it anymore.
Pretend you can't take it off.
Oh, no! I can't take it off!
If you count three, you can't take it off.
One, two, three!
Yes! You can't take it off!
If you count three, you can't take it off.
One, two, three!
Yes! You can't take it off!
You can't take it off! It's okay.
Nigate Cook.
Let's go.
Close your eyes.
Now, delicious matcha ice cream will come out.
I love it!
If you count three, you will see delicious matcha ice cream in front of you.
You can eat it deliciously.
It's strange, but it's always like that.
One, two, three.
Okay, let's go back.
Okay.
I prepared matcha ice cream for you.
Okay.
This is very sweet and delicious matcha ice cream.
Okay.
It's in a state of hypnosis now.
It looks like matcha ice cream.
It's matcha!
It's getting really sweet.
Please try it. It's really sweet.
It's really sweet.
It's delicious and sweet.
It's sweet!
It's sweet.
It's sweeter and sweeter.
It's sweet and delicious matcha ice cream.
It's really sweet.
The sweetness is...
It's sweet! It's sweet!
Yes, it's sweet. It's getting sweeter.
It's getting sweeter.
It's sweet!
It's getting sweeter. It's getting even sweeter.
It's too sweet.
Is it spicy now?
It's sweet.
These two are easy to use.
Do you know aloe vera?
No, we don't.
Like glue.
For example, if you put it here, you can't take it off.
You can't take it off now, can you?
No, you can't.
Why?
I can take it off, but you can't take it off now.
I'll take it off with my fingers.
I'll put some glue on it and take it off with my fingers.
I'll take it off now.
I'll do it with both hands now.
I'll put some glue on it and put it here.
I can't take it off even if I push it.
I can't take it off.
If you put too much force into it, you'll end up with a weird face.
My face is going to fall off.
You can do it.
You'll be fine.
It's strange.
It's true.
I will overcome my weakness.
Please close your eyes.
I will show you my weakness.
Please close your eyes.
For some reason, I feel this is very delicious.
Whatever I eat, I feel it is very delicious.
It is very delicious.
It is strange, but it is always like that.
If you count three, it is always like that.
One, two, three.
I will come back.
Please pick up something you don't like.
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
Please eat it.
It is very sweet.
It's very sweet.
I couldn't eat it all at once.
It's very sweet.
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
It's getting sweet.
Please add more.
It's sweet.
It's very sweet.
One more time.
One more time, please.
It didn't work.
It didn't work in the middle.
It didn't work in the beginning.
Yes.
It will melt in your mouth.
This is the real one.
It's hot.
I'm sorry.
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
I want you to do it again.
It's sweet. It's sweet in my mouth.
It tastes like delicious matcha ice cream.
Do you want me to do it?
It's getting more and more delicious.
Close your eyes for a moment.
It's getting sweeter and sweeter.
It's okay now, right?
I feel this mayonnaise is very delicious.
It's strange, but it's very delicious.
Try it. It's very delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I've never seen you eat mayonnaise like this before.
It's delicious.
You can eat it without melting it.
You can make okonomiyaki in an instant.
You can eat it without melting it.
You didn't need water, did you?
It's okay, isn't it?
Earlier, I showed you an embarrassing part of me.
Which one do you like?
Ladies and gentlemen, please look at the screen behind you.
I have a strong desire to make my dream come true.
I wonder if there is something like that as soon as Shimizu-san came out.
I'm really happy about it.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Please come and see us.
Will you come and see us, everyone?
I'm looking forward to working with you.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Appami. - Yumekiki. - Mizuho. - Sori. - Bye!
- I'm nervous. - Right, Mani-chan?
- You're cute. - No, I'm not.
Please tell me about your goal.
If it's a snack with meat in it, shouldn't you bring one with you?
That's right!
She ate up all of my dried plums.
That's not true!
Not a single one!
Hey, hey, listen up!
That day, I was a little tired...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I think the members who are changing right now are also happy about this goal.
Everyone is listening!
But in general, you're happy, right?
Let's make it our goal!
Yes!
It's about the dressing room.
When I'm doing catering and I don't wear clothes on top of my costume, I get dirty.
But Ami-chan, Tanimoto Ami-chan didn't have an excuse.
And I was borrowing Rico-chan's clothes for nothing.
I was borrowing it without Rico-chan's presence.
We ate together and that day, beef stroganoff...
Yes, yes, yes!
It came out and Tani-chan dropped it on Rico-chan's clothes.
Even though I was borrowing it for nothing!
And then, before I knew it, I dropped it on Rico-chan's clothes.
Yes, yes, yes!
But Rico-chan noticed it!
Yes, but Rico-chan didn't get angry at all!
I was like, "What are you doing?!"
Yes!
I dropped beef stroganoff on Rico-chan's clothes.
Yes!
She was wearing my clothes on her own...
On her own...
And while I didn't know about it, she dropped it on Rico-chan's clothes.
If it was a dream, I would definitely get angry.
But I think it's amazing that you can forgive it.
It's amazing.
But listen!
What?
After I dropped it on Rico-chan's clothes, I thought, "Oh, I dropped it on Rico-chan's clothes."
So I went to wash my body right away.
But, you know, you were washing your body and Rico-chan said something to you while your body was soaked in water.
No!
I'm sorry, but I couldn't tell you where you were.
Me, too!
Risa, Hiko, Kusa, Fumii, Yume, Kiki, Risa, Pyori, Nao!
I feel like I'm going crazy.
Let's do our best!
Yeah!
Bye!
Sorry, I made a big mistake.
I think some of you are bloggers.
I went to the river this year.
I took a picture of me going to the river.
It looked like a dead man's picture.
I'm sorry I made such a mistake.
It wasn't a dead man's picture.
What was it like?
I can't tell you, but...
It looked like a woman with long hair was sinking in the lake.
It looked like that.
But it's not like that.
Let me say it here.
I'm sorry, but...
It's just a man and a woman swimming.
I don't know if I should wear such a cool costume.
So I decided it wasn't a dead man's picture.
I'm sorry I made such a mistake.
It's a dead man's picture.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry I made such a mistake.
It's just a man and a woman swimming.
What's wrong with you, Ai-chan?
Today we're in Hokkaido.
That's right.
My hometown.
That's right.
And yet, today is Mizuho-chan's birthday.
The first line is all about Mizuho-chan.
Can't be helped. It's her birthday.
That's right. Can't be helped!
It's a foreign ship!
Ami-chan's hometown foreign ship lunch box or Mizuho- chan's lunch box on her birthday?
I'd like to decide which one is the star of the day.
So let's get started.
This is foreign ship...
Birthday party people.
This is foreign ship...
Not foreign ship...
Foreign ship party people.
Let's split up.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Excuse me!
It's Iroh's and Ami's birthday, so I know you're looking at me like that.
But why did you choose your birthday?
I know which one is more important.
Really.
I have that feeling, but when I suddenly look at myself,
I want to do eye shadow makeup.
I really want to celebrate my birthday,
so don't forget about foreign fans!
I'm not a big fan of foreign fans,
but it's not like Hokkaido wants to follow foreign fans or Ami-chan.
I'm from Tokyo,
so I don't want foreign fans to congratulate me on my birthday.
That's why I became a foreign fan.
Right?
You know, right?
Let's ask everyone.
Right.
Since we're going to ask you, please give a round of applause to who you think is important.
Okay, who wants to prioritize being a foreign fan?
But you know, there are people who clap for us like this overseas, and there's Saori, too.
And you know, when we first released "Unmei Unmei Call", you came to see us, and you gave us "Murasaki" and "Yomekuri".
In the end, you all cherished both of them.
We'd like to indulge in that.
That's right.
Now that we've received your love, we'd like to make our final decision.
You may not know it, but we, Tsubaki, have decided to...
from now on, with our expressions and poses, we will tell you about the song.
Kiso-chan's classic version too!
Can I hit you too?
No, no, no, Kiso-chan!
Okay, okay, I got it.
You seem to be discussing something.
Okay, here we go!
Here we go! 3...
2... 1...
Ami-chan doesn't know, but she probably hasn't heard number 2 yet.
Something you want to praise Mizuho.
There's a lot.
What is it?
It's something that happened yesterday.
I was staying in a hotel and Mizuho and I were always in the same room.
But yesterday...
Mizuho said she couldn't sleep alone, but I was able to sleep!
Until like 2.30pm, I didn't even touch my phone and was like "I can't sleep, what do I do, what do I do?"
And in the next room, I turned my back against the wall and was like "go, go, go, go!"
I was like "go, go, go, go!"
So, today...
I think I'm alone again.
But...