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My name is Mocro Fuso.
Call me Laugh Senseman, but I am not just a senseman.
My tools are my heart, the human heart.
[PH] you
Can I leave the room?
Can I stay in my room?
Electricity, water, internet bills
All payed in full!
Taxes, electricity, groceries, garbage, meals, sugar, days of the week
Bath and toilet cleaning all payed in full!
Ah, on a rainy Friday
Friday!
There's someone there
I want to be alone as always
[PH] Ah, even the night is hot
This world...
We don't accept young, old, men or women who are lonely.
We won't accept money.
If you're satisfied, that's our reward.
And now, our guest for today is...
It's done...
Everything is ready.
But it's not enough.
I'm hooked on some old men in the secret service.
I'm scared of you!
Good work in the forest.
I'm glad you like it.
Thank you.
I'm glad you like the new song. You're a genius.
Nice to meet you.
An idol who doesn't leave the room.
Good concept.
Sakamishitasu, haropratasu, oneanko.
That's good, too.
The song and dance are good, too.
The members and their characters, too.
The fans are good, too.
But...
They only accept old men.
They don't appear on TV, either.
And they're still idols.
What is lacking for women and young people?
What can we add to go higher?
We can go higher.
Is that so?
They can go higher.
I think so too, but in reality,
I'm either a live house or a cover idol.
You think so?
What do you think I lack?
I think you lack a lot of things.
Especially...
traffic jams.
Huh?
What's wrong with you three?
I'm just answering because you asked me.
I'm sorry.
I...
That's how it is.
That's a good point. He's definitely an explosive person.
Actually, I have a song I want to share with you.
Ah, if you say so, I'm fine with it.
I produce all of them.
This is a song that will definitely hit.
If there is such a song, no one will have a hard time.
There is such a song.
It's called Mogurizumu.
Is Mogurizumu that song?
Yes. The song that the president of that dream group sang and became a big hit...
That song.
Huh? That song?
It's really popular lately!
I love that song!
I hear it a lot here.
Yes, yes.
I'm going to do it.
That song?
I'll give it to you.
I don't want it!
Any other song!
The president can't sing it anymore.
Why?
I broke my promise.
I promised my president that instead of making it a hit,
I would only sing this song from now on.
There's no way you'd do that!
Please go home.
It'll definitely be a hit!
I said no!
If you like, this shop...
Please leave now!
It's rare for you to speak so loudly.
So, what's up? What's up?
A weird salesman said he'd give you guys a mogu rhythm.
Mogu rhythm... that?
Yes, that! Who would want someone else's money?
I liked that song. It's kind of addictive.
It's a completely different song from our concept.
But... isn't that why it's interesting?
[PH] What?
So, it might be possible to have new development because it's different from before.
We don't need it!
Besides, we're only singing that song from now on!
Isn't it crazy?!
I... I want to do it!
Eh?
W-what are you saying, leader?
Let's sing only that song and end it there.
Let's end it like that.
Hey, you're going to...
Seriously. Honestly, our skills are at their peak now.
So let's just end it and sing the mogu rhythm.
If it doesn't hit, we'll disband.
How's that?
Wait, wait.
It's the dream group's mogu rhythm.
The color of your uncle's name is too strong.
It's stained with a smell you can't wipe off.
Matsuken-sama, you can't sing Matsuken-shika.
So, of course, you can't just do it like that.
You have to change the pitch like we do.
I can't do it!
We've been doing it like you, right?
But I want to try something I've decided on at least once.
Leader...
Me too!
I want to do it!
Me too!
Let's do it!
Let me do it!
Mori-san, they didn't say it themselves!
Not even me!
Please!
They said it was over.
So I decided to let them do whatever they want.
Is that so?
It will definitely hit, so it won't be over.
What kind of form should we bring it to the last live?
It is also important how to close the curtain for idols, so we have to add various things.
You don't have to think about it.
This song is enough.
I don't need anything else.
I'm worried.
Do you want CD or DVD?
I definitely don't need it.
This song is enough.
At least you don't need...
Not even one?
Then I'll play it for you.
Listen up. What you need is to deduct.
Deduct...
Yes.
As far as I can see, there are so many, but only five of them are useless.
Useless?
Yes.
If you cut out those useless five, you will get a big hit, not just a hit.
A big hit...
But only five of them.
Don't miss any of them.
I just need to pull out the useless ones?
Yes.
In everything, cutting is important.
[PH] Ha, ha, ha!
[PH] Ah!
[PH] I'm dead!
[PH] Ah!
We will put everything we have into this song.
Listen to it.
MOGU RHYTHM.
My name is Mogu Fukuzo. People call me the laughing saleswoman.
[PH] Tuna, tuna, tuna clothes EVER
🎵 Möglich number 2!
[PH] 1 2 3 4
[PH] TVXQ! TVXQ! TVXQ! TVXQ!
Tuna, tuna, tuna clothes
Tuna, tuna, tuna clothes EVER
Jump!
🎵 Mother of Tanous
[PH] One, two, three, four!
[PH] Muggle, muggle, muggle, muggle, muggle, rhythm!
[PH] Muggle, muggle, muggle, muggle, rhythm!
[PH] That's my...
[PH] It's not bad.
Order is important.
Muhahahaha!
Yoko!
Hey, let's stop playing in-room sets from tomorrow.
What?
The number of customers is increasing!
It's a subtractive effect!
[PH] I still want to understand, but...
You only need to subtract those useless five.
Four more...
What should I do?
Yoko!
Yes?
Don't come back tomorrow.
What?
Hey, I can't open it.
But we don't know because Yokota-san isn't here.
Why did they suddenly stop?
It's a problem.
Yokota-san quit?
Good morning.
Good morning!
I knew it!
Mogurism has 100 million views!
It's super popular! Everyone is dancing!
Has our situation arrived?
Yeah!
When you pull out something big...
He's older than I thought.
Okay!
Let's not shake hands from now on.
Why?
Fans have always been passionate about us.
You're looking forward to it.
A connection is important.
This is it!
But it's not enough...
I haven't drawn enough...
Alright!
If you're like this, let's not do the room show.
Let's do a chiffonade.
Huh?!
Then Meguroka won't be Room Show Girl 25!
The fans will be sad!
No!
My judgment is never wrong!
Mogurism...
It's been played a billion times!
It's playing abroad too!
This momentum is not a dream even on TV!
I want to be white!
Great...the more you subtract, the more you get.
What's further up?
What should I subtract?
What is useless?
Please subtract only five.
Please don't make a mistake.
Huh?
How many times have I said it?
Ah, forget it!
I subtract everything useless!
Mori P, it's okay. Your face is gross.
Alright! Let's stop the live show. I'll go drink in the stream.
What?! If you stop that, your fans will leave you! You won't be underground idols anymore!
No!
Leader... you're fired too.
What?!
The subtraction is important.
I told you so!
It seems like I overdid it.
I've been working hard until I appeared on TV!
This is no longer a dream of mine to be in love, be a lego figure, or go to a festival!
Now what should I leave behind?
Mori-py, we've made it this far thanks to you.
I feel that you're words are important.
We all talked about it.
That we should take away what's useless.
You understand now?
That's right!
What's important is to take away from others!
And so...
There's one useless thing I want to take away.
Oh, what is it? Take away anything!
That is...
[PH] Oh
Huh?
From now on, I will be the producer and leader.
I will be the manager. Please take over.
[PH] Is love a crime?
My name is Mogu Mogu.
A selvish man who calls me by name.
While you brag.
Tuna, tuna, tuna clothing
Yeah, yeah, that's tuna
[PH] I'll do my best!
Yes, it's exactly as it says.
And also...
I'll go to the right.
If you pull it too much, you'll get zero.
It's a simple calculation.
But it's ironic that it wasn't the idol group who got zero, but himself.
It's hard to eat seafood bowl with too much seafood, but without anything, it's just a plain rice.
That's the story.
Muhahahahahahahaha!
My name is Moglo, you fool.
Call me a selfman who laughs like a man.
Muhahahahaha!
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, rhythm!
Tuna!
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Everyone!
Oh, I couldn't keep up with you. It was too fast and you found me out?
Everyone...
You're too fast at the end!
Good work!
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...it's Calipaco Lake!
You're the only ones who can lend it to you!
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