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This show is a variety show where Ochanoma-sama answers the viewers' requests!
Ochanoma-sama's choice will decide their fate!
Now, let's see what kind of challenge we have this time!
Please enjoy the tea in one hand!
Today's guests are Ishiguri and Nishizaki!
Nice to meet you!
Today is the first episode of 2023.
I'd like to ask you about your aspirations for this year.
I, Ishiguri, want to eat well, sleep well, and grow up big!
Like a middle school student!
I'm 19 years old, so I'll do my best to be young and fresh!
I, Nishizaki, will do my best to be active in my hometown, Okayama!
Are you aiming for a local talent?
No, no!
Last year, I was the chief of development in Okayama.
I want to contribute to my hometown!
Thank you!
Let's do our best!
This time, we have a very popular YouTuber!
I want to meet him!
This person!
I'm calling for you!
Hello!
I'm Yamamoto, also from Tanimachi!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wait!
Hey!
I'm not!
What do you mean you're not?
It's a casting mistake!
Hey!
What casting? Who did you want to call?
Hikakin!
Hey!
My part!
Nice to meet you!
I've been doing YouTube lately.
That's interesting!
Look at her!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
We're just friends.
No, we're juniors!
How many years?
How many years have you been doing comedy?
That's the concept.
Let me do it!
I've been doing it for 15 or 16 years.
I've been doing it for 23 years.
But I think I'm better than you in terms of personality.
That's true.
You're so energetic.
You're not drunk yet.
I'm not drunk yet. I haven't worked for a while.
I'm going to get drunk.
I'm Yama.
Yamamoto-san.
Are you a junior?
You can look down.
Oh, right.
Originally, Yama...
I'm sorry. Yamamoto...
Never mind.
You were right.
I'm talking about Yama-san.
Yamamoto-san, you have something to do with Hello! Project, right?
That's right.
I was in Up Front a while ago.
I'm sure the members already know.
Did you cause a problem and get fired?
I didn't.
I didn't cause a problem.
You're fired, right?
I'm fired.
I was fired without causing a problem.
That's the worst thing.
I was fired without causing a problem.
I'm going to do it in a good way.
Up Front!
I'm looking forward to it.
What are you doing?
There may be some reasons not to touch it.
No, no, no.
Ochanoma-chan hasn't started it yet.
Oh, really?
That's right.
Do you have a connection?
We'll meet on another show.
We'll meet on a dance show.
Do you remember?
I remember.
What do you think?
You don't look so energetic.
Hey, don't say that!
Stop it!
I feel like I'm out of it.
You're out of it.
That's what happened.
I'm not out of it.
It's a recent story.
I had a seat.
I have a role.
I'm going to be out of it.
I can't help it.
Who is the real Mr. Yamamoto?
It's me!
It's bright.
I don't know what kind of character he is.
That's right.
I've only met him once.
To put it simply,
Ishiguri is not good at sports.
Nishizaki is a little stupid.
He's stupid.
If you're not good at sports, you can dance, right?
No, I can't dance.
I can dance with my spirit and guts.
I'm just moving with my feelings.
It's a little tough when it comes to exercise.
Ishiguri, please give us a good point.
I can eat a lot.
How much do you eat?
The easiest number to understand is
I eat two L-sized pizzas.
I'm full with S.
You're lying!
You're just saying random things.
It's not a live house.
I misunderstood it as a professional live.
I'm sorry.
Can you eat two L-sized pizzas?
Yes, I can.
That's amazing.
But it's thin.
How do you get rid of the bad exercise?
That's the mystery of the human body.
It disappears in an hour or two.
That's amazing.
I'm sure it's because it's expensive.
I wonder if this will come out.
Stop it.
It's not an elephant.
I didn't say anything.
It's a joke that a man entertainer can't say.
You can't say that unless you're gay.
Especially because you were close to Hello Pro.
We didn't do anything like that.
I can do anything.
Yoko Nakazawa said it strongly.
I was told to keep a distance.
How do you feel after eating a lot?
I've never been full in my life.
You're really a big eater.
I said it to Moe.
I also said it to a gal.
I've never been full in my life.
When I thought I was getting full,
I ate the next food.
You can eat two pizzas.
You can eat three pizzas.
I think I can do it.
There were only two pizzas I bought.
I ate them all.
You're laughing a lot.
I want to appear on a TV show.
It's nice to have a gap.
It's nice to do it properly.
You've seen too many silent movies.
What are you good at?
I can do something strange.
For example, I can read people's minds.
I can't do it.
Sometimes I think this person thinks like this.
I get a hunch.
I don't know if I can read people's minds or not.
I have a strange skill.
What are you thinking now?
Well...
Can I say it?
You can't say it.
I can say it.
Kanami Ishiguri and Miku Nishizaki are stupid.
You're almost right.
How did you know?
Please deny it.
Please read the order from the tea drinker.
It's from Chappi.
I want you to climb the wall of idols.
Please learn bouldering.
But can everyone do it?
I got this order.
Have you ever done bouldering?
I did it once when I was in elementary school.
I couldn't stay on the wall because I couldn't grab the wall.
I couldn't stay on the wall.
So I want to stay on the wall today.
Do your best to stay on the wall.
I've never done it.
But I've seen it many times.
I've seen it many times.
I've seen it at shopping malls.
Where did you see it?
Did you sign a contract with a shopping mall?
Stop it.
This song is called Bouldering.
Let's go beyond our walls.
The one who decides the future of Ocha-no-oma is you, Ocha-no-oma!
Ocha-no-oma's Ocha-no-ma-sama's New Story
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This time, Ichido came from Akihabara Station for 5 minutes.
B-PUMP TOKYO where you can enjoy bouldering around the building.
This facility is also outside, so let's go.
Wow!
Someone is there!
Wow!
Who is he?
He is Mr. Kouki Yamamoto, the former junior Olympic representative of bouldering.
Nice to meet you.
Are you Mr. Kouki Yamamoto?
Yes, I am.
I didn't know your name.
Did you get permission from my parents?
I'm a senior of Koukai Yamamoto.
What is Koukai Yamamoto?
Koukai.
Koukai?
Yes.
How many years have you been bouldering?
23 years.
Stop it.
He is an expert in bouldering, and has experience in the Junior Olympics.
As an instructor, he gives lessons every day,
and encourages the development of his skills at the store.
He is the leader of the bouldering club.
Can anyone do bouldering?
Anyone can do it.
I've been doing it since I was in the first grade of elementary school.
I'm in my 70s and 80s.
I see.
So anyone can do it.
What's with that look?
There's no way I can do it.
I'm very athletic.
It's okay.
Really?
I'm really athletic.
Really?
I don't know how to run.
What's that?
You want to see it, right?
I want to see it.
Then let's have you run.
What do you mean how to run is weird?
Then I'll show you how to run.
You look like a lizard running on water.
There are lizards like this.
I'm serious.
Did you see Nishizaki for the first time?
I saw it.
How was it?
The impact is different.
If you see it live, it's like this.
By the way, Nishizaki, do you know the bouldering rule?
I know how to grab and climb, but that's all.
That's not all.
I don't know the details.
Yamawa, do you know?
Yamamoto-san calls me Yamawa, so I'm not laughing.
Don't take it for granted.
I've done it a few times.
I remember climbing the same color.
That's right.
Please come this way.
It's a little different.
First of all, the start is where the tape is pasted.
Four.
One, two, three, four.
That's the start.
Be sure to touch your hands and feet there before you start.
If you make a starting position, you'll go up.
The rule is to climb using only the same color stones.
If it's purple, use only purple and go to the goal.
That's right.
If you grab only the same color and climb, it's OK.
And finally, grab the holder called the fold with both hands and go to the goal.
So, both of them are going to try the route to grab the purple one.
First of all, this purple one is the easiest route.
So, I'm going to ask you to climb this first.
After you climb this, I'm going to check your personality.
Personality?
Yes, how you climb this.
Is it like a fortune-telling?
What's that?
You can read the mind of such a diagnosed teacher.
Wait a minute!
No, no, no.
Let's try it.
Yes.
So, you start with a posture.
I think I can do it.
Can you do it?
You can do it.
Go for it!
Yes.
If you can climb the purple one...
Wait a minute.
What?
Wow, I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
Oh, I might be able to do it.
Wait a minute.
Let's go.
You have to put your right foot here.
I can't see it.
Wait a minute.
I can't see it.
Wait a minute.
Put your right foot here.
Put your left foot here.
And put your right foot...
If you put your right foot here at the end...
Here?
Yes, you can reach the goal.
Wait.
Go for it!
I'm going to do it.
You have to be brave.
You can do it!
Wait.
Yes!
You did it.
Wow.
Can I go down?
When you go down...
Oh, that's good.
Jump!
You did it.
I did it!
You did it.
Did you use a lot of strength?
Yes, I did.
Oh, I see.
I used a lot of strength in my fingers.
Then, please tell us about your personality, Nishizaki.
Well, I'm scared.
That's right.
Even if you're not a teacher, we can tell.
We can tell.
This time, Nishizaki will read the teacher's mind!
When I look at your eyes, I think you have a lot to learn.
For me?
Yes, for me.
How do I look?
You look good.
Thank you.
I think you're getting better.
You're kind to people.
Really?
You're right.
I'm just saying.
Ishiguri, let's do it.
Yes.
Good luck.
I'm not good at high places.
Are you okay?
She's not here.
I'm not good at high places.
Is that so?
I don't have muscles.
She has a chubby body.
Don't say that.
It's not a living thing.
Is it here?
Yes.
Right hand and left hand.
That's good.
Very cute.
That's right.
You should look up.
My legs hurt.
Muscle pain.
That's fast.
Muscle pain.
That's right.
Stand up.
It's an interesting pose.
That's good.
Don't look this way.
Why do people look this way?
I can dance with this.
I can't believe it.
Stand up.
Raise your right leg.
Right leg?
Left.
What are you doing?
Where should I raise it?
The right leg should be in the middle.
Where is the middle?
Here.
I saw it for the first time.
That's good.
No.
The sky is close.
You look like a Ghibli character.
You said a wonderful thing.
The sky is close.
That's not it.
Stop it.
The sky is close.
I can't do it.
My muscles hurt.
That's right.
Jump out.
It's scary from here.
Look.
Jump out.
Don't give up.
It's like a variety show.
Raise your left leg.
That's right.
I can raise my left leg.
I can raise my right leg.
That's good.
Where should I raise it?
Raise your right leg at the end.
Where should I raise it?
Here.
Here?
Here.
That's good.
No.
Don't give up.
It's not impossible.
Put your right foot down slowly.
Then, put your left foot down.
I don't know why I have to put my right foot down.
You did it.
I did it.
I did my best.
Sensei, did you know her personality?
She is a fool.
What?
Both sides are different.
I don't know.
Senpai, how was it?
It was bad.
I don't think I am suitable for bouldering.
What do you think you are not suitable for?
I don't have muscles.
I am tall.
But the sky is beautiful.
The sky is beautiful.
This is wonderful.
The lesson continues.
Finally, Ishiguri fell.
Now that we're inside, is there a difference between what's on the outside and what's on the inside?
Yes, this wall is a little lower.
You climbed up earlier, but this is a wall that allows you to move horizontally.
Ishiguri has no endurance.
I'm a little bored with rice on the way.
I don't have time to do that.
Do you have a concert for two or three hours?
When I'm a little tired, I prepare white rice on my sleeve and write a song.
The way you do it is the same as Hikomori.
No, no, no.
Don't you wear it?
It's okay.
I see.
It flows right away.
Nishizaki, do you have endurance?
I'm good at short distances.
Then it's no good.
It's a very desperate story.
They're both very anxious, but they're going to try to move horizontally.
What's the feature of this time?
There's a number on it from the start.
No. 1, No. 2, No. 3.
The number is the right hand.
The number is the left hand.
No. 1 is the right hand.
No. 2 is the left hand.
The difference from before is that you can use any color of your feet.
You can use any color.
Thank you very much.
I don't know.
Number is 1, 3, 5, 6,...
I'm afraid of numbers.
There is no way.
The tipping point is not clear.
2, 4, 5, 6 is...
2, 4, 5, 6?
Are you sure?
Yes, I am.
You are not sure.
What is 16?
It is the number of fingers.
Correct.
She has improved.
You can do it!
Alright, let's do it!
Is this it?
Yes, this is the start.
Your left leg should be blue.
Blue? My left leg?
You're moving to the right.
Oh, I'm supposed to cross my legs?
Yes, yes, yes!
Wait, my muscles are killing me!
My arms are shaking!
It's better to hold your hands.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why are you moving so much?
Can I do this?
Go, go, go!
Am I doing it right?
Yes, you're doing it right.
It looks like a pro.
It looks really good from here.
Really? Yay!
It's amazing.
You can do it!
Cross your legs.
Your left leg should be pink.
Pink?
This is amazing.
I have to raise my arms.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm tired.
Nana, your right hand.
My right hand?
Yes, that's it!
Hold it with both hands.
Is this it?
Yes, you did it!
Good job!
How was it, Nishizaki?
I can use my arms to the point where I can bend them.
Really?
My arms hurt.
This is more overwhelming.
Anyway, you did it.
Nana did it.
I'm going to go to the bouldering club.
That's fast.
Why don't you try it, Yama?
Yama?
Can I do it?
Thank you.
You're experienced, right?
I've done it before.
What did you think when you saw Nishizaki do it?
I thought it was easy.
I'm not funny, but I'll do it someday.
It's not funny because it's what you usually do.
Hey!
I'm usually not funny.
It's okay.
The first one is right.
The first one is this.
The second one is left.
The third one is the arrow.
What?
It's super easy.
The fourth one is up.
He's moving forward without getting angry.
It's going to be tough from here.
I know.
In the end, it's over.
Yama!
I forgot to tell you.
I'm not going to use this part.
Which is the editing room?
I'm sorry.
I'm having a lot of fun because you're teaching me.
The numbers are not difficult.
The numbers?
I graduated from elementary school, so it's okay.
It's different from Nishizaki.
Yama was a spider.
Spiders are amazing.
Spiders are fun.
I'm not a spider.
Now, Ishiguri.
You've seen a lot.
You can do it, right?
Yes.
I think Ishiguri is definitely suitable.
Let's go.
Which one?
This one?
Yes.
You're kidding, right?
I can't believe it.
Do you want to laugh like that?
It's too fast.
It's easier to move your legs at first.
It's better to move your legs as much as possible and then put your hands out.
Why are you looking at me every time?
I'm so curious.
First of all, blue.
Right, yellow, green.
Right, yellow, green?
Yes.
It's like Jojo.
It's not like you.
It's not Jojo.
If you do that, you'll get more power.
The power of the arm is very important.
Then, number three.
It's good.
Left foot.
Let's do pink.
You can do yellow and green.
Put your toes as much as possible.
That's right.
Number four is up.
Left hand.
It's too far.
Left foot.
Right foot.
It's good.
You stepped on it.
Great.
Number seven.
Seven.
It's up.
I have a foot.
You have a foot.
Wait.
It's an eye.
It's good.
Great.
It's beautiful.
Hold it with both hands.
OK.
It's clear.
It's supple.
I did it.
You did it.
I feel like my heart is being held.
Your footwork is very good.
It's very good.
It was difficult for me.
But you did it.
You did it.
You did it once.
I didn't do it once.
I did it once.
I haven't forgotten it.
Are you kidding me?
I didn't win.
Don't remember it.
Ochanoma-sama, please choose a logic song from the app and give us instructions.
Ochanoma-sama is right! I'll do my best!
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