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Nice to meet you. I'm Koebank Takahashi Idoroid.
The other day, for the first time in the world, an app was announced where you can lip-sync to the voice of the person who inputted the text.
The name is Koebank Takahashi I.
And now, with the latest technology, the world's first Koebank MC program has been realized.
Takahashi Takahashi
I'm Koebank Takahashi I.
I was created based on the appearance and voice of Morning Musume.'s leader, Takahashi I.
It's my first time on a TV show, but I'm not nervous about being an idol.
Today, I'm inviting a special guest.
Takahashi I, please.
I'm Takahashi I. Nice to meet you.
It's weird to be introduced to myself, but I'll do my best.
This program is a variety of growth that will help Takahashi I become a great actress.
You will be judged on how many of the following three hearts you can get to become a great actress.
If you get three hearts, you're a great actress.
If you get two hearts, you're normal.
If you get one heart, you'll be back to normal.
Will Takahashi I become a great actress?
Takahashi Takahashi
You don't have to say the lines smoothly.
Let's warm up with tongue twisters.
I'm really bad at it.
Let's start with Takahashi Ayase.
Not good at all.
Now it's my turn.
How was it?
It's amazing.
I'll go first this time.
Please continue after that.
Wait a minute.
Can I look at this?
Not good at all.
I'm calm.
I'll go next.
Please continue.
I don't know.
It's okay.
I'll go next.
Please continue.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's right. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
Next.
Please repeat it five times.
Five times?
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, go ahead.
Yes, thank you.
I did it!
It's so-so.
What?
It's so-so.
Oh, it's so-so? That's good.
Next.
Yes, go ahead.
I can't say it!
Good luck.
Shut up!
Next, I'm going to level up a little bit.
Yes, go ahead.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Yes, next.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Yes, go ahead.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Next, I'm going to level up a little bit.
Yes, go ahead.
This is the last one.
This is the last one?
Next, I'm going to level up a little bit.
I can't say it!
Yes, go ahead.
Shinshin Shinshin-Shangshun
Shinshin Shangshun Swing
Shinshin ShangshunSwing
Shangshun Shangshun Swing
Let's join as soon as possible
Oh, really?
What? What? What is this sound?
I'm sorry.
Part 1.
Level 1 to Level 2.
I'm sorry. I'm really not good at tongue twisters.
I'm really sorry.
Next is a quiz.
Yes.
An actress needs to be taught.
Do I need to?
Let's teach her how to act in a quiz.
Yes.
Aim for 3 hearts and do your best.
Yes.
First, a super easy, common quiz.
Yes.
Here's the question.
What did Takahashi-yan eat for breakfast this morning?
A strawberry cake.
That's probably correct.
Why?
Probably?
Frogs are carnivores. Snakes are reptiles.
What about Homo sapiens?
It's not a Japanese animal.
It's a human, right?
It's a mammal.
Well done.
You're correct.
I'm glad.
Frogs are carnivores.
Rabbits are reptiles.
What are the soccer players in Japan?
What?
Carnivores?
What are they?
Wait a minute.
The correct answer is Rumsley.
Here's the question.
What was built by who?
In the Tenpyo period, what was built by Kamakura?
Kamakura period?
Wrong.
Kamakura's Great Buddha was still sitting.
What is that?
It never stood.
I'm sorry.
Here's the question.
Yes, I got it.
What follows a pig?
It's a pearl.
You're correct.
I'm glad.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
You're calm.
Happiness is unhappiness.
Unhappiness can lead to happiness.
The famous Chinese saying is that you can't predict its change.
What follows after the human birth?
Human?
I should have asked Linlin.
Human?
Bungee.
Good luck.
Bungee.
I don't know.
The answer is...
Sa-Yo-Gun-Ma.
I've never heard of it.
Next question.
What is this?
It's difficult.
What is it?
I can read this.
It's Nishijyo-Sanji, right?
Correct.
I can read this.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
This is a famous line from Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Should I live or should I die? What happens next?
This is a difficult question.
It's a difficult question, right?
Correct.
I did it.
I used to do this in Hamlet.
This is a 10-question quiz.
Yes.
Say Fujimina Neko 10 times.
What?
Fujimina Neko.
Who is Lupin III's lover?
It's Fujiko Mine, right?
Correct.
I'm glad.
Say Kyoryu 10 times.
Kyoryu. Kyoryu. Kyoryu. Kyoryu. Kyoryu. Kyoryu. Kyoryu. Kyoryu.
What comes to Ohotsukukai in winter?
What was it?
What is Ohotsukukai?
I don't know.
Why?
What is it?
What is Kyoryu?
Wrong.
The answer is Ryuhyo.
Say Harahetta 10 times.
I'm stupid.
Harahetta. Harahetta. Harahetta. Harahetta. Harahetta. Harahetta.
Takahashi Ayu, you are eating a lot.
I just let you say it.
The next is a history quiz.
Murata Zoryoku, Yamagata Aritomo, Gouda Takeshi
Who is not a historical figure?
I don't know anyone.
Is this all a person?
Number 3
What?
Number 3
Yes
I'm Jayan from Doraemon, Takeshima
I see
John Mangelo, Duke Togo, Hosokawa Garage are not historical figures
I don't know all of them
I don't think Hosokawa-san is here
Hosokawa-san?
The correct answer is Duke Togo
Duke Togo is the name of the main character of the movie Golgo 13
I don't know that!
I'm sorry, I really don't know
Well, how many hearts do we have?
Is this all a person?
I don't like this
How many hearts do we have?
Is this all a person?
I don't like this
We have 2 hearts, it's normal
It's normal?
It was close
How was it?
It's hard to judge with this score
I wanted to aim for number 3
The first time, I only got 1
But I'm glad I cleared it
This is fun!
Can you explain this to me?
I'm going to play.
Hello.
Touch the input and output.
Enter the text.
Good morning.
Touch the return key.
Good morning.
It's easy.
I'm Aiga Takahashi and I'm going to ask the IDOL- ROID questions.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Okay, let's get started.
What's your favorite food?
It's Kusaya.
What?
What's Kusaya?
The smelly one?
I don't like it.
Whatever.
What's your specialty?
My specialty is balance.
Oh, balance.
You're a 50-degree character in the middle of the YG BALANCE.
That's it?
YG BALANCE?
I'm good at it.
We're brothers and sisters.
Maybe it's a little different.
But me?
Whatever.
Let's keep asking.
Where are you from?
Fukuoka prefecture.
That's not it.
That's Fukui.
I'm from Fukuoka.
It's a mixed name, but you can get it wrong.
I'm afraid to ask.
Tell me about your hometown.
Mentaiko, soft-baked pork, and animal ramen are famous.
Fukuoka is famous, but there's more in Fukui.
Sotsu Katsudon, Ichiden Crab, Ichiden Soba, and Ichiden jellyfish.
There's a lot of different things.
Hey.
Whatever.
Who is your senior?
I'm a senior of Morning Musume.
I'm RUINA TANAKA.
I'm a junior.
I'm a senior.
I don't like it.
Whatever.
Don't say anything about me yet.
Who do you respect?
Ayu Takahashi.
What?
He's still here.
If he respects me, I'd be happy.
But I don't think so.
Next.
Who do you think is cheeky?
All the newcomers who want to be active in the entertainment world.
No way!
Let's support him.
You have a lot of juniors, don't you?
I'm a little scared.
Next.
What do you do on your days off?
I drink a cup of coffee in a nearby park and preach to children.
What's that?
That's a bad person.
Be a good person.
I don't like it.
You have the same face as me.
Don't do what I think you're doing.
I'm a little scared.
Next.
Who do you think is a problem?
Can I ask you this?
Who do you think is a problem?
Be careful.
Yuko Nakazawa.
Yuko Nakazawa?
You can't say that.
It's not a problem.
Who do you think is a problem?
Who do you like?
I like Makiko.
I like Shinzo Abe.
This is the last one.
Who do you like?
I don't like Takahashi Hideki.
I have a question.
What do you like other than grass?
Who do you like?
This is the last question.
You are going to graduate from Morning Musume.
What do you want to say to your fans, seniors, juniors, family and other people?
We are going to graduate from Morning Musume on September 30th.
I've been thinking about it every day since I announced my graduation.
Until now, I was looking at the graduates.
Of course.
I didn't feel it until the day.
On the contrary, when I become a graduate, one by one becomes the last.
I feel like I'm graduating more than ever.
It's been a little over 10 years since I graduated.
The people who have supported me so far are my family, my colleagues, and my staff.
I will continue to do my best without forgetting my gratitude to various people.
Thank you.
Thank you for the good story.
Today's guest was Rika Ishikawa.
Isn't it Takahashi?
How many cards do you have?
There are 6 cards.
Yay!
Takahashi Takahashi
Next is Etude.
Have you ever played Etude?
I have.
At the end of the segment, you will be judged.
Yes.
You will be judged by 3 hearts.
You will be judged by 2 hearts.
You will be judged by 1 heart.
Yes. I'll do my best.
Now, you will express konjac, bean curd, and kinugoshi tofu with your facial expressions.
I can't do it.
First, konjac.
Konjac?
Start.
I don't know.
Cut.
Yes. Cut.
Next is bean curd.
Bean curd?
Start.
Cut.
Next is the silky tofu.
Start.
Cut.
That's good.
Next,
I'm going to say a famous line.
Please act as the other person
and react with your face and lines.
Let's start with
Shakespeare's line.
Go to Amagerai.
Why did you do that?
Do your best.
I'm really nervous.
What should I do?
Hamlet.
Why did you do that?
I can't do this alone.
I need someone to act as the other person.
This is tough.
Cut.
I'm sorry.
This is difficult.
Hamlet, you've done it before.
Yes, I have.
Next line.
I can't see your heart.
Mother.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Cut.
What is this?
Next.
I'm already dead.
Cut.
What is this?
The theme of the next etude is time travel.
Please say or act according to my narration.
Are you okay?
I'm a time traveler.
When I pulled the lever of a time machine,
I warped to the wilds of Africa 100,000 years ago.
Suddenly, an alien appeared in front of me.
Cut.
What is this?
I was in a hurry, and when I pulled the lever, time went back too much.
I ran into the Big Bang of the universe.
Cut.
What is this?
I pulled the lever back.
And I warped to 2001.
That's me. I've been practicing my dancing all my life.
I talked to myself.
But she can't see me.
What did I think at the time?
I'll do my best to get a part to sing.
I thought.
I'm a fairy watching over you.
What is your dream?
I am.
It was around 2001.
My dream is.
That's right.
I want to collaborate with people from Takarazuka.
If you don't give up, your dream will come true.
I think you will graduate from Morning Musume one day.
Is there anything you want to tell yourself in the future?
Well...
I can't imagine graduating now.
But I'll do my best to be congratulated when I graduate.
I understand.
I'll tell you.
Bye.
It was a great performance.
No way!
It's a comprehensive evaluation.
This is difficult.
You can choose three hearts.
Really? Really? Really?
Where?
Is this okay? Am I okay?
Is it okay to be an actress?
It's about time for this program to end.
Lastly, please tell us your impressions.
It was my first time answering in my own voice.
It was a lot of fun.
It was strange that I was saying,
It was strange that my voice was like this.
It was a discovery that I could do something like this.
I think I can do more things.
I think it's an expectation.
I think it would be great if I made a program like this.
There are a lot of Morning Musume members.
I thought it would be great if everyone did it.
But it was a lot of fun.
Thank you very much for today.
IDOLOID was full of things to say.
Lastly, please send a message to everyone.
Yes.
I did it.
I love IDOLOID.