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Hello everyone! We are Morning Musume.
Today, we are going to do a DVD magazine project with a small number of people.
First of all, we would like you to introduce yourselves and tell us how you feel about being in a group of four.
Let's start with Ms. Ada!
Hello! I'm Morning Musume.'s Ada Sakura.
Compared to other groups, I feel like these four girls don't have much of a sense of unity.
Thank you for having me!
Yay!
Hello! I'm Morning Musume.'s Nonoita Miki.
At first, I was wondering why it was these four girls.
It wasn't a matter of schedule.
Next, I was going to look for something in common.
When I thought about it, there wasn't anything in common.
So, I hope we can find something in common today.
Thank you for having me!
Hello! I'm Morning Musume.'s Agabura Homari.
I thought that these four girls were good at talking.
So, on the contrary...
What about you, Yui?
I'm not good at it.
So, I hope we can have a fun conversation with our seniors.
Sounds good!
Hello! I'm Yui Ishida.
I have a question for you all.
Why is only my chair hard?
The sofa is hard, too!
When I asked, "Am I really this chair?"
Am I not that chair?
You said, "No, I'm this chair."
I'm an MC!
I thought so, too!
I'm sorry!
It's hard!
I thought it was some kind of training.
That's right! I hope we can have a fun conversation!
I'm sorry!
That's right!
We still can't let our guard down in this world.
You who are watching this video may not be able to go outside.
Right?
What's wrong?
What?
Were you speaking Japanese?
I was speaking Japanese.
When I thought about it, I couldn't speak Japanese.
Are you okay?
Japanese?
You can communicate?
That's amazing!
What's wrong?
I think you've been silent for a long time.
Yes!
No!
You're late!
Speaking of being late...
What is it?
Answer me!
Homare!
Speaking of being late...
Free time!
Homare, you're late, too!
I'm done!
I'm definitely done!
Thanks to you!
I'm sorry for my boring answer.
Free time!
What do you do in your free time?
Before I joined the company, I did a lot of Otakatsu.
I watched the DVD of "Morning Musume."
I turned on the light and looked at some goods.
That's fun!
What are you looking at?
Well...
Why are you suddenly attacking me?
I have three penlights at home.
You have three?
What are you looking at?
The first one is Masaki Sato's penlight.
Okay!
Who is it?
The second one is Ikuta Ebida's penlight.
Who is it?
The third one is Ishida's penlight.
Thank you!
It's me again!
Why are you attacking me?
I'm sorry for my boring answer.
I think you should be honest.
It can't be helped.
If you have one purple penlight, you can cheer for each other.
Stop it!
You shouldn't make a fuss about it.
I'm sorry.
Time spent at home.
Can I ask you more?
When you say "time spent at home," do you mean your lover, Tofu-chan?
Yes, Tofu-chan.
I've been taking pictures of Tofu-chan while she's been at home.
She's been taking pictures of her for a long time, so she's taken more than 1,500 pictures.
That's a lot of pictures.
That's right.
I can't erase Tofu-chan's pictures.
We all have the same face, but we don't erase Tofu- chan's pictures.
I've been getting annoyed lately.
I don't think you're wrong.
We all have the same picture.
Recently, Tofu-chan has been...
Tofu-chan?
She has too many nicknames.
She's called "Tofu-chan."
Recently, Tofu-chan has learned how to walk.
That's cute.
When you say "walk," you can raise your head.
That's cute.
I'll show you later.
I'd like you all to see it, too.
Please provide us with the video.
Please watch Tofu-chan's walk.
You're doing it on your own, aren't you?
Tofu-chan, do you want to go for a walk?
Do you want to go for a walk?
Yes, it's cute!
It was cute!
I didn't say I'd put it in the video, but you put it in for me.
Why did you give it to me?
When I hear the word "walk" like that, I look back at it.
That's right.
When I hear the word "walk" with my own lead, I want to say it.
It's so cute.
It's really nice.
It's true that I feel like I'm resting in my brain.
I'm really happy.
What about you?
Well, I'm a cat, but I've always had a cat.
That's another story.
I like corns.
Shrimp and crab.
The current trend is to eat corns.
There are people who eat shrimp and crab, but I don't eat them.
What's with you, Homare?
You started buying crabs, too, so I was surprised.
I was surprised, too.
Personally, I was surprised.
It's the same as what I was surprised about 10 seconds ago.
It was fun again!
It's the same.
I think I'm in a bad mood today.
I like eating shrimp and crab.
I can't talk about this in front of people who buy crabs.
That's right.
I like crabs and watch a lot of videos.
Videos?
I watch a lot of videos.
Crabs!
That's right!
Eating crabs!
Mukbang-like ASMR!
That's right!
I've been watching it too much.
The other day, I went to the supermarket and bought chestnut crabs.
It's a little like hairy crabs, but it's not hairy crabs.
What?
Why?
It's funny!
You're laughing so hard!
I'm sorry!
Why is your face funny?
Is my face weird?
No, it's not!
We haven't laughed like this in a long time!
I'm sorry!
It was really fun!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
You're awesome!
Your poses are awesome!
I feel like I'm going to laugh!
Your bangs are on show!
I'm sorry!
You look like you're laughing!
I'm crying!
You look like you're in a dream!
It's so funny!
It doesn't make sense at all!
I know, but I'm so sorry!
You look like a crab!
Why do you call me a crab?
You look like a jellyfish!
You look like a crab!
I bought a whole crab and I'm going to cut it up!
Cut it up?
Cut it up! Cut it up!
I bought a whole crab at the supermarket the other day and I bought this much crab.
Look, it's pretty big.
I boiled this much crab and I removed the gills and the legs.
I touched a crab for the first time and it was perfectly cooked and it had gills and legs. Isn't it amazing?
No!
What is this?
Isn't it wrong?
That's why everyone was so excited in the first half.
But now we're all desperate not to laugh and we're only talking about 50%.
That's why no one answered us.
No one answered us.
Do you think I'm cool?
I've never heard of a woman who cuts crabs.
I think you're cool.
Thank you.
I can't cook, but I can only cut crabs.
Are you done?
Yes.
Thank you.
That's right!
Speaking of home time, no one said it!
Speaking of home time, you all have more, don't you?
Why?
If you had one more home time, what would it be?
If I had one more home time...
No one said it, but...
Speaking of home time, it's "DVD Magazine"!
That's right!
Speaking of home time, it's "DVD Magazine"!
I hope you can watch our cute "DVD Magazine" carefully.
I'm sure it will bring you happiness.
I hope you can watch it and have a good time at home.
I hope you can imagine us sitting next to each other and watch it.
I hope you can watch it and have a good time at home.
We talked a lot, but this is the opening, isn't it?
That's right!
I'd like to have a free talk with you like we're doing now.
Let's get started!
What?
Poli-poli!
Do you have a topic you'd like to talk about?
That's right!
This free talk is basically free.
You can talk about anything you want.
I'd like you to talk about something that will make people laugh.
Something that will make people laugh...
The hurdle has risen a little.
Your face!
Really...
Can I say it?
The topic I'd like to talk about is...
Wow!
It's not a laughing story.
It's kind of a horror story.
Horror!
Wow!
Suddenly...
It changed.
Horror...
I like horror.
That's right.
It's a story about one day.
I often dream recently.
It's a dream.
One day...
For example...
When a closet is open, you can see something, can't you?
What if something comes out of there?
I think you're looking at me.
When I think about it, it makes me sad.
I can't move.
Have you ever talked about this?
I may have heard of it.
Have you ever seen it?
No, no, no.
No, I haven't.
Oh, I see.
Let me hear you say it.
It happened.
Then...
A smartphone screen came up.
Were your eyes open?
It was pitch black.
I closed my eyes.
The screen was pitch black and I could see the smartphone screen.
I didn't know what was going on.
The screen was flickering.
You said you closed your eyes.
I closed my eyes and saw it.
I was like, "What's going on?"
I didn't know what was going on.
You didn't know what was going on, did you?
I didn't know.
I closed my eyes.
Then...
I felt a sign from this direction.
Oh, no!
I felt a sign from this direction.
A sign?
It was pitch black and I couldn't see anything.
I thought something was coming from this direction.
I came over here and...
I thought, "Oh, no! She's definitely next door."
I could see a woman's face from here.
I could see her all the time.
I was like, "Oh, no! Oh, no! I'm scared!"
Then I woke up.
The next night...
I was looking up scary stories on the Internet.
I see.
Then I saw a woman's face...
I saw a woman's face that looked like the one you just saw.
She was scary!
She looked old and sad.
That's it.
I was like, "Are you okay?"
That's what I thought.
That's it.
That's scary.
I'm sorry.
That's scary.
But I like horror stories.
You're smiling.
I'm excited.
I'm sad.
Oh, no!
But when I have a scary dream or a bad dream...
I try my best in my head...
I try to change it to a good direction.
I don't control my dream.
It's like an area of expertise, isn't it?
I'm probably just waking up.
I'm trying to make the ending as good as possible in my head.
I've been thinking about it since I was little.
I had a dream, too.
It was like a highway floating in the sky.
I was driving in my car.
I wasn't in the driver's seat.
I was in the passenger seat.
My mom was driving.
I was driving like this.
Suddenly, there was no road.
I fell down.
I was about to fall.
My dream itself was over.
I thought it was scary as it was.
I'm trying my best in my head...
I'm trying to make this dream better.
In the end, there was an umbrella in the car.
I opened the umbrella and...
I changed my dream into a fun trip in the sky.
Is that possible?
I could.
Ikuta only looks at the area department.
He said, "Can't you all control your dream?"
She said she had only seen moving dreams in her head.
You long for it, don't you?
I long for it.
You can do anything if it's a dream.
I don't dream scary things.
Oh, you're controlling it.
But you know, people say that people's dreams are not the most interesting.
I chose that theme.
Dream stories.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
What else do you want to say?
Let's focus on your brain.
Well...
I have something to say about my mom.
Oh, I want to hear it.
My mom is worse than me.
She's a natural born girl, isn't she?
She's a natural born girl.
I think she's better than me.
She's worse than you.
If I were level 4, she would be level 5.
She's worse than you.
One hour...
She's worse than you.
She's 7 or 7.
She's worse than you.
Recently, I got a story like that.
It was Valentine's Day in February, so my mom baked cookies.
When I took the cookies out of the oven, I asked my mom to do me a favor.
And I asked my mom whether she would like to take the cookies out of the oven.
Usually, ovens and pans are hot, so they use gloves and chopsticks to get the bread out of the oven, but I don't use gloves and chopsticks to get the bread out of the oven.
I'm sorry, my mother is a bread maker.
My mother is confused about gloves and chopsticks.
I feel like I'm a craftsman.
It's not a pan grip, it's a finger grip.
This is what happens with bread.
Oh, I see.
It's amazing.
From my mother's point of view, she probably doesn't want to hold it.
It's a quiz.
How did you get this cookie out of the oven?
I thought you were going to say, "I did it with my bare hands and it turned out like this."
That's not it.
Did you collect each cookie on a plate?
That's not it.
It's your mother, isn't it?
That's right.
Did you use a rebound to get it out of the oven?
That's not it.
Did you use chopsticks to get the bread out of the oven?
That's not it.
But you didn't do it one by one, you did it all at once.
Did you rub it with a vacuum cleaner?
That's not it.
What is it?
What do you use to bake cookies in the oven?
Did you grab and pull out the baking sheet?
That's right.
Did you grab and pull out the baking sheet like this?
That's right.
Then you dropped it all.
That's right.
You can see the end of it.
But you dropped it all because you thought you could do it.
I dropped about five of them, and when I tried to keep my balance, I dropped them all.
Wait a minute, you're so cute.
It was really sad.
It's fun, isn't it?
I'm glad there was a second one, but it's amazing.
I forget what I'm doing right away.
We were going to eat dessert together, and we decided to eat Osaka's souvenir cheesecake.
My mom said she'd heat it up in the microwave, and when she did, it disappeared somewhere.
Where?
She did it for like two minutes and it disappeared.
It's gone now.
My sister and I were heating it up in the microwave and eating it first.
She said, "Isn't it gone?" and we went to clean up the bathroom.
I don't think you can do it in two minutes.
I thought I could do it in two minutes.
I thought I'd eat it when I got back, but I didn't take out the cheesecake when I got back.
My sister said, "You must have forgotten something."
I said, "Mom, I haven't forgotten anything."
She said, "No, you haven't forgotten anything. You're so cute."
I taught her how to do it.
After that, she said she wanted to eat a cold version of the cheesecake.
She said she wanted to eat a cold version of the cheesecake.
She said she'd eat one and then eat another one.
By the way, I haven't forgotten about that either.
You haven't eaten it.
We can imagine it because we know Nonaka's mother.
I'm sorry I took it out of context.
It's more of a controversy than a truth.
It's funny.
That's right.
It's funny.
By the way, my sister didn't take it in.
Nonaka took it all in.
That's right.
My mother is worse.
It's funny.
My parasol story was boring, wasn't it?
It wasn't boring.
It's weird, so it's okay, isn't it?
It's not funny, it's nice.
By the way...
I don't need it.
It's fun.
By the way, talking about episodes is amazing.
Ishida doesn't talk much about her family, does she?
My family is really normal.
It's not funny.
I don't know my brothers' names.
I see.
I don't say much.
Do you know what they call you?
That's right.
I don't ask much.
I don't ask at all.
I know you.
You know about your little brother, don't you?
My little brother doesn't do weird things.
You don't talk much about your family, do you?
My family is pretty weird.
It's funny.
My dad is weird.
I think he likes me.
You're cute.
When we eat...
It's a good story, isn't it?
When we eat...
There is a sofa where my dad sits.
There is a book in it.
He looks out of the gap and talks to me.
Wait a minute!
I'm a little scared.
That's a little horror.
My dad doesn't do weird things.
Yuma, put on earphones and go out.
I'm scared.
My dad looks at me and says, "You're noisy."
Am I rebellious?
No, you're not.
You're hot-tempered.
I'm hot-tempered.
I'm not hot-tempered.
I watch a lot of DVDs and magazines like this.
My paid series...
I've seen it.
Dad, come out.
Then, he says, "Dad, come out."
I don't remember if I knew it or not.
I often watch Morning Musume.
It's so relaxing.
Since I became Morning Musume, I've fallen in love with Hello! Project.
I'm happy.
When we go to concerts, they say, "You were so cute."
They say, "You're beautiful in the morning, too."
I think the members like us, too.
I'm happy.
They're funny, aren't they?
I don't hear it often.
I was on the train with Homare's mom and Homare.
At the time, Homare and Homare's mom were sitting like this.
I think there were me and one of the members.
We were on our way home from work and we happened to be together.
I thought it was Homare and Homare's mom.
I was looking at my phone and touching it.
It wasn't like I was on the train or anything like that.
I was just spending my time like this.
It's been about ten minutes since I got on the train.
My mom suddenly said, "Huh?"
She said, "Huh?"
She didn't realize it.
Right?
She didn't realize it at all.
I said it.
I'm in front of the members.
I said, "Huh?"
I thought she was listening.
Huh?
When I was a kid.
When I was a kid?
Yeah, like now.
That's funny.
My teeth are missing.
I often forget things.
Oh, I see.
You're cute.
Speaking of Ishida-san...
At last year's Christmas event,
Ishida-san was eating grilled meat with his own money.
It's very memorable.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're right.
I was surprised, too.
But, you know,
a while ago,
we talked about barbecue
with my family and my grandmothers.
My mom kept it a secret,
but my dad told me about it.
But, you know,
since we're doing this job,
it's fine. Just enjoy it.
I was like, 'Huh?'
And when I told my mom about it,
she said, 'Oh, sorry, I heard about it.'
But I didn't mind it at all.
And she told me about it
in secret.
So I was like, 'Oh, that's what it's about.'
And she said,
Ishida-san is spending his own money.
But, you know,
Ishida-ken is full of ordinary people,
so I can't tell you any funny stories there.
There aren't any funny stories there.
Could you let me talk about it?
Tell me about it.
So, you know,
there were two taxis.
Me and Ishida-san.
When we came back from the Christmas event.
And, you know,
Ishida-san's perception of ordinary people
compared to other families
is very round,
as we talked about earlier.
So, you know,
we were very excited,
about not having an event.
And I think we were happy about it.
So we went to the taxi and said,
Let's do a demonstration.
So we called,
and said,
You know,
the Christmas event is over now,
but,
you know,
we were happy about it.
You know,
those,
you know,
photos,
everyone took them when they were little,
but I was the only one who took them recently,
so I thought,
there really are those things,
but I was glad about that.
She was like,
talking so politely,
to her mother,
and saying,
well,
let's continue
to get along,
like that.
And next to me,
I had
a normal face,
but I,
had a very normal face,
but,
she said,
wow,
she said,
it was funny.
It was funny.
Yeah,
I praised her for that.
Yeah,
I praised her for that.
I praised her for her mother.
Yeah,
she said,
she talked like that,
because
family members
talking like that
are completely different.
Yeah,
I love it
when Ms. Sekishira
calls her family!
Yeah,
I totally get it!
When I call my family,
my first impression
of my family
becomes my first step.
Yeah,
it does.
That's what
makes me feel nervous.
Is that it?
No, no,
I wanted more!
Yeah, yeah!
You didn't say that,
did you?
No, I didn't.
Ms. Sekishira,
doesn't she have
a lot of nerves?
Does she?
I'm sorry.
It's not me.
It's Ms. Ishida.
Yes, it's me.
The other day, we were talking about Ms. Ishida in "Unit 1" concert.
About her strength and weakness.
What?
Ms. Ishida is like...
She makes me feel down.
Ms. Ishida is like...
She makes me feel down.
She is like...
She is a little bit strong.
She makes me feel cute.
She makes me feel that she likes me.
She looks fun to girls.
Yes, yes.
She is fun.
I'm happy.
When she gives me dolls...
She is so cute.
She makes me feel cute.
It's a difficult time, but let's do our best together!
Morning Musume 2one DVD Magazine! Yay!
From now on, we will use this card to talk.
There is a piece of paper with the members' names on it and the topic of the story.
Let's talk with this card and this card combined.
It may be a little difficult.
Let me do it.
You don't have to do it.
Oh, it's the names of the four of us.
Oh, it's morning.
I see.
Then, who will go first?
Let's go one by one.
Oh, I see. It doesn't matter who talks.
It doesn't matter who talks.
It's better for someone to talk.
Then, I'll go with the first one.
OK.
I'll cut it now.
I think you don't have to cut it.
OK, I'll announce it.
The members are...
Oh!
Oh, it's Yumi Ishida.
Why?
Unexpectedly...
I'll cut out what you just said and put it up later.
You've been editing it for a while now.
The way you look at it is...
Let's change it.
OK, I'll put it up.
Unexpectedly...
Maybe the fans didn't know it because they were together for so long.
Maybe it's unexpected for the fans.
Let's eat.
I'll eat.
Let's eat.
OK, let's go.
OK, OK.
Good.
Imitation.
Good imitation.
I usually do this.
I want to imitate someone who is very similar to me.
You haven't done it yet?
I'll do it from your face.
I'm going to the honey man.
Like a bee.
I'm out of breath.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Ishida-san, you like Hong-san, don't you?
I like you.
Ishida-san, you're not taking off your chair today, are you?
Please sit down.
Don't stand up too much today.
Can't you imitate Okamura Homaren?
Can you imitate Homaren?
I can do it if it's you, Mei-chan.
Mei-chan can do it, too.
When I joined Homaren, I imitated Homaren's way of apologizing a lot.
Mei-chan and Rio-chan were like, "Yes, I'm sorry."
Mei-chan was like, "I'm sorry. Thank you."
But I was like, "I'm sorry."
I'm sorry.
When I said, "I like you," she said, "Oh, that's it!"
Homaren is like that.
She says bad things and I'm like, "I don't know if I should care about it or not."
If you listen too much, you'll end up like that.
She's serious.
When she says difficult words at first, words pop up in her mouth.
Say it like this.
If you don't know how to say it...
When it comes to Ishida-san and my choreography, I don't know how to...
What do you dance?
I don't know how to dance.
I don't know how to express it.
Can you teach me with your movements?
If it's just words...
I can't understand it.
Even if you teach me, I don't know how to do it.
But if you know how to do it, you make a sad face.
It's easy to understand.
Next.
Yes, ma'am.
"Nonaka Miki" and...
"animals".
Wow!
This is already...
"animals"?
I've been looking forward to it for a while now.
A little more...
It's interesting...
Do you have "animals"?
"Nonaka Miki" and...
What are you doing?
Maybe you should drink something else.
"Advice"!
"Advice" is...
What do you call yourself?
If you were asked "advice"...
You can't "advice" anymore.
Wow!
Is that so?
"Advice"!
I know "advice" though!
But what I've been able to do so far is...
Wow!
Wow, wow!
And...
I feel like there's something else.
The physical problems.
Oh, physical problems!
The physical problems.
Oh, thank goodness!
First of all...
You can't "advice" anymore.
Right!
What else is there?
Right, and...
"Advice" is...
You can speak English.
Right!
And you're quick at managing your office.
You're quick!
You're quick at writing blogs and stuff.
So you're good at writing long blogs.
I see!
If you were asked "advice" again...
You just can't do your routine work.
I see!
So you're not suited for it.
Right!
So you're not suited for it.
Or rather...
You're suited for it!
I see!
You're really quick at...
Suggesting things you've written.
You're really quick at...
Suggesting things you've written.
That's important.
It's important.
It's an important viewpoint.
Isa-san was struggling with her mascara yesterday.
It was tough, wasn't it?
It was tough, but...
It's fun, though, when you're writing.
It's really fun.
You know those...
unrequited ones
You know those...
Those that come up.
We're the ones who get told "unrequited ones"!
Us!
Every single one of us!
In every single group,
We're told "someone, someone, someone, give me this!"
So, I wasn't chosen.
I was chosen too.
Me, Ishida-san and Atao, about 3 or 4 of us go there once in a while.
If you don't go there, you won't get your name on there for sure.
It seems like all 12 of us are like that.
We all think we don't want our names on there for sure.
That's why I think a lot of 12-year-olds go home and come back.
Each of us has our own drawing pen.
Yeah, we need one of those.
By the way, for drawing, you know those photos you take in real life?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, "Sunny, what month is it?" or "What month and what day?" "Nakano-san, what is it?"
You know those ones you draw in real life?
Yeah, I use those for drawing.
I use a water-based pen for that.
Those 12-year-olds' pens are really, really beautiful.
Yeah, I know!
Please use those!
I see, you use them at home, so...
Yeah, I use them at home, so they're really pretty.
The blue tip of ten pens is crushed, you know?
I'm sorry you can't see it here, but Sato-san really crushes that one.
Like, when you close the cap, the tip of the pen hits the edge of the cap, and the tip of the pen opens up a little, and you can't tell who drew it!
Yeah!
Please use those 12-year-olds' pens!
They're your strengths!
Oh, really?
Yeah, they're really good!
Please use them for drawing, too!
Okay!
Oh, Homare-san is amazing!
She's really good at analyzing people, so she's like Homare-san's boundary!
You know, if you ask Homare-san about Kiyuki-san, like, "What do you think of Senpai?" or "What's your impression of her?"
You end up asking more questions!
Yeah, that's true!
What do you think of Nonaka-san's impression of her?
She doesn't seem like a good speaker at all.
Did Nonaka-san come here?
Yeah, it's like she came to a fortune-teller's house!
Nonaka-san...
At first glance...
She's a little out of touch, and she doesn't seem like she'd listen to a fortune-teller.
She's someone who thinks things through.
I'm happy for you.
I think so, too.
And she doesn't reveal secrets about people.
She doesn't say things like, "Don't say it."
She's someone who thinks things through.
I'm happy for you.
What about you, Ishida-san?
Ishida-san...
When I first came in, I thought there were so many different sides of Ishida-san.
I thought that's why so many people were attracted to her.
Ishida-san doesn't have just one side of her.
How do I say this?
She has so many different sides of her.
The day we met, Ishida-san's impression of me changed completely.
I totally understand that!
You...
It's good or bad, right?
But there are so many different sides of me.
And you become a different person.
You're good at acting and stuff, right?
I can't become a different person.
I really admire that about you.
I want to see Komaren's acting.
I want to see it!
Me?
Acting?!
Is that what you mean?!
It's like...
What is it?
Me, Shell-chan and Ishida-san...
When we're acting...
I think I'm often the center of the group.
Ishida-san...
It's just a coincidence, right?
It's not a coincidence!
Even if you are alone at home, you are not alone!
Let's spend a lot of fun time with us!
"Morning Musume DO-WAN" DVD Magazine! Yeah!
Next is a game you can enjoy while talking! "Sotto oyasumi"!
Yes, it's cute! Yes, I would like to do it!
I would like to explain the rules a little bit.
"Sotto oyasumi"!
First of all, you will decide the penalty game for the loser!
If you decide it, you will each receive five cards.
In this game, you will give one card to the next person while talking.
As soon as you have all four of your cards in your hand,
you will gently lay down the card you are holding so that the other members will not notice it.
Even if you don't have all of your cards in your hand,
if you notice someone is laying down their card, you will also gently lay down your card.
If you don't lay down your card until the end, you will lose!
Yes!
Well, let's do it for now!
Yes, let's do it!
You don't have to push it!
I didn't push it! I just held it up!
You just held it up, didn't you?
Oh, good!
Oh, you're giving out two cards at a time!
Somehow!
Yes! Which one do you want?
This one!
Yes!
It's simple!
Are you going to start right away?
Oh!
What if we were talking at this point?
You said you were going to give out the cards after you decided on which game you were going to play.
Come to think of it...
Yes, please put it down!
Yes!
Please put it down!
We are all here!
Let's do it!
We are all here!
Really?
We have two jokers and we will beat you up!
We are all here!
Don't you think you are as good as Rio?
People say that a lot these days.
I think you are young when you use it.
People just think you are young.
But you are not as good as Rio.
I am not as good as Rio.
You are not as good as Rio.
Let's play a penalty game.
You are trying to start over.
It doesn't matter what the penalty game is.
What do you want?
The penalty game is...
At the end...
You will be slapped.
Thank you.
I don't like it!
How about a commercial that comes out first in the world like "JVD Magazine"?
I don't like it!
How about a commercial that comes out first in the world like "JVD Magazine"?
I don't like it!
Which one do you like?
Isn't it "public execution"?
Yes.
But people who have seen it will say "I see".
"I see".
So...
How about "make your face excited"?
Like in a commercial...
"There is a mustache in the DVD magazine".
Don't write "meat".
Write "heart".
I want to write "meat".
Let's do it.
People who have seen the commercial will know.
"Why do you do that in a commercial"?
I see.
I don't like it.
Let's make it a penalty game.
I agree.
Let's do it.
I like "meat" more than "making your face excited".
I don't like it.
"Meat" and "meat" are different.
"Meat"!
Bye.
The game is about to start.
This is my first time playing this game.
Speaking of "morning" card games, I remember...
What?
"nanja monja" game I played with D.Maga.
I know!
You put out a card with a lot of interesting pictures and you name it.
And...
What is this?
This one.
That's right.
Can I say it?
Can I say it if you don't want me to say it?
Sure.
"nanja monja" game, right?
What is the name of this game?
Do you know "sotto nekaseru" game?
"sotto nekaseru" game?
I'm sorry. I don't know it yet.
Let me say it.
"nekas...temasu" game, right?
No. I already know it.
What?
You lost!
I noticed it right away.
I thought you were going to say that.
Yeah, I just realized it.
You should have said it this way.
Like this?
Yeah, like that.
I said it like that and you noticed it right away.
But you two didn't notice it and kept talking.
I didn't notice it!
I said it at the end, too.
Oh, I see.
I thought you were going to say you didn't know it.
Seriously?
That's what it is.
I got it.
That's what it is.
I'm going to say it.
You're going to say it?
You're not going to say it again and again?
I'm going to say it.
But you have to say it again and again.
If you don't say it, everyone will be embarrassed.
Really?
Oh, really?
You have to say it again and again.
I got it.
You have to say it again and again.
I got it.
This is fun!
Okay, let's shuffle again.
We have to think about the next punishment game again.
Let's change it.
What should we do?
Please play a punishment game that is the same as this.
What should we do?
It might be something you want.
Like "No meat for a week."
Something cute.
I see.
Something cute.
But let's do it the other way around.
Towards the camera.
We're playing "Sorry, I couldn't give you the card."
Let's give the viewers something cute.
Okay.
That's what I hate the most.
What is it?
It fell.
It got really quiet and fell.
I didn't even notice.
I'm not good at this game.
It's too low.
This way.
Okay.
Let's do it together.
It fell earlier.
I see.
One, two...
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, okay.
I see.
It's okay.
I see.
Wait a minute.
Are you ready?
Komade is ready.
Are you ready?
If one of you is ready, I will let you sleep.
I see.
Aki, you won a lot.
I am ready.
I see.
I didn't know it at all.
I see.
Aki, you are just a lucky girl.
That's right. I didn't know it.
I see.
I will let Nonoka do it.
What should I say?
You are cute.
What should I say?
When you say "nice to meet you" with a new instrument,
you should say "next seat" when something starts.
I see.
I don't say "I like you."
I make you say "I like you."
It's difficult.
A high-level woman.
Is it easier to choose a position?
First of all, next seat.
Second place for men.
What should I call you?
Like Madonna.
I like Madonna.
Like Madonna talked to me.
Is there a tool?
I see.
Is there a tool?
Like a sharpener or an eraser?
I see.
What should I do?
You can use anything.
I see. What should I use?
I have a stiff head.
Because you are a woman.
Because you are not a woman.
If you have a line, please tell me.
Is it okay?
Do you want me to drop something?
You are cute.
Like this.
I got it.
The front seat is behind you.
You pushed the sharpener.
You pushed it like this.
The front seat is behind you.
You two are sitting like this.
You said "this" and I said "thank you."
You said "thank you" and I said "thank you."
You said "Hello, we are in the same class. Nice to meet you."
You made a mistake.
I want you to show me.
No.
You wanted me to say it.
You dropped it.
You said "thank you" and I said "thank you."
You have to say it cutely.
I am ready.
You dropped it.
You don't have to look at me.
It is okay.
Let's go with "nonaka miki" then.
No, no, no.
I'll introduce myself as "nonaka miki".
No, no, no.
You're cute.
That's right, that's right.
Ah, it's difficult.
Then, let's go with the choreography first.
Then, let's go with nonaka miki's line.
Three, two, one.
Ah, thank you.
I dropped it earlier.
I'm sorry, thank you.
Ah, don't call me "nonaka miki".
Don't say it.
Nice to meet you.
That's it.
Um...
I think we can be good friends.
That's right.
I haven't been like Madonna at school.
I think we can be good friends.
That's good.
I think it's good.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
I'm glad.
I like this punishment game.
It was quite embarrassing.
But...
I like this punishment game.
By the way, it's quick.
The game ends so quickly.
It's quick.
We haven't played it yet.
We haven't played it.
Just one more time.
I'm too good at it.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just one more time.
That change is "just one more time".
The next punishment game is three times each.
What should we do?
Let's go with "kawaii no".
"kawaii no".
I'm not good at it.
Three, two, one.
Okay.
I don't like it.
Ah, I see.
I see.
It's too late.
I think she was the last one.
I'm sorry.
I can't stand it.
It's you, isn't it?
Why do we have so many cards?
We really do.
We have a lot of cards.
I see.
We have a lot of cards.
We should have four cards.
Don't we have four cards?
We don't.
What do you mean?
We only have three cards.
What do you mean?
Didn't we have four cards?
What?
"Joker" is...
We only have one card.
You're right.
You're wrong.
Wait a minute.
Didn't we have four cards?
We did.
Joker
It's a penalty game.
Please play the penalty game.
I've played this game before.
You're right.
I think "Joker" is the heaviest penalty game.
Let's play the penalty game.
Is it that one?
It's a cute one.
It's a cute one, isn't it?
Yes.
Well...
Can I play the same situation checker?
Yes, you can.
Is it ready?
Yes.
Wow.
Okay.
This is "Joker"'s cute one.
Please check it out.
Three, two, one.
It's already closed.
Thank you for picking me up.
I've been in first grade since last year.
I went to "Nagimaru" elementary school last year.
Oh, I see. You went to "Nagimaru" elementary school.
My name is "Joker".
Nice to meet you. Let's get along well.
Thank you very much.
I felt a trace of it.
A trace of it?
Like "shio"? (salt)
"shio"? (salt)
I don't know if you're teaching or what you're saying, but you dropped your eraser and picked it up and talked like that.
Thank you very much.
I'm impressed.
I don't do this.
You don't do it in school, do you?
I don't do it in school.
Thank you very much.
I haven't done this even once.
Right?
I haven't done it properly.
I'm looking forward to the day we can meet again.
Everyone, we're going to play an original game now.
The name of the game is "Card Fourteen"!
"Card Fourteen"!
- Fourteen! - Fourteen! - Fourteen! - Thank you, thank you!
For this DVD magazine, we made a special card with a picture of each member.
- It's cute, isn't it? - It's cute!
I'll explain how you can play with it.
The rules are simple.
Each member has four cards of each color and a total of 56 cards.
If you look at the combination chart I have in my hand, you'll see that...
...the points you get for each card are different.
First, you're given five cards each.
To get more points...
...you have to change your card from your deck...
- To a standstill. - You have to change it.
- You have to change it from your deck. - You can change it from your deck.
You can change your members.
You can choose not to change anyone...
...but you can also change all five of them.
Try to get as many points as you can...
...and decide who you'll say goodbye to...
- ...and get new members from your deck. - That's so cute!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Let's compete for points. - Okay!
There's not only a matching card in this combination chart...
- ...but also a special matching card. - That's right.
It's not in the combination chart...
...but you might get special points...
...if you can appeal that this combination is like this...
...or if you can appeal that this combination is like this.
You'll be tested on your speaking skills as well.
- Is there anything you don't know? - No!
- You seem fine. - Yes!
- Let's get started! - Yes!
In addition...
...the winner will receive a reward!
Let's get started!
We'll distribute 5 sheets at once.
6 sheets, right?
Thank you.
I was about to cheat.
5 sheets.
This is where we'll gather.
Ready, go!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I can't decide.
If you want to change cards in order, go ahead.
What should I do?
I can't decide.
What should I do?
Should I change here and here?
What should I do?
Isn't it difficult to decide?
What should I do?
Who wants to change first?
Can you do it, Omare?
I'll change.
I'll change one.
I'll change one, too.
Can you announce them, Omare?
Sure.
Here they are.
First of all...
Makino and Makino.
Two.
Kaga and Kaga.
Two.
One point for each.
Who else?
Nonaka.
I'm sorry.
Good luck!
I'm sorry.
Mr. Hanaka and Mr. Makino are good friends, aren't they?
Well, but there are no red people.
We don't have all 12 people.
Yes, that's it.
So, what's the overall score?
Two points.
Two points! But it's not great.
I see.
There are times when it's zero.
Then I'll go with Ishida-san.
First of all, Ishida Sato.
Oh, it's a real two!
It's a real two!
Thank you very much.
Three points.
Strong.
And a rare card.
Yes.
It's Oda Sakura.
First of all, it's one point.
And then there's Yokochi left.
Here's a special matching!
Ta-dah!
Strong!
Dazaku!
Strong!
It's hard for me to say it myself, but I think Oda Sakura and Ishida Yui are already a special matching.
How many points is it?
No, I think it's three points.
Is it three points?
Oh!
I think it's three points.
That's right.
I'm a woman of three points, too.
I think I'll say it's about three points.
Are you sure you're a woman of three points?
I want to say it's about 120 points, but I think it's about three points.
But it's lined up next to me right now.
Yes.
I think it's good.
I did it!
So, three points, three points, one point...
Seven points!
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
Then I'll add Oda Sakura.
Ta-dah!
It's not lined up at all.
Oh, my God!
Yes, I was aiming for this color match and threw it away, and it turned red.
I made a little mistake.
Before that, Rio-chan had it lined up.
Now, here's the special matching!
Mei-chan and Fukumura-san are panda-san alliance.
Oh!
Panda-san alliance.
Fukumura-san and Mei-chan have been doing panda-san and panda-san and have grown up a little and haven't said much recently.
Actually, I love panda-san.
That's right.
Then, how many points do you want to get in exchange for that kumara-san?
Inside, inside, inside...
But, as an episode, it's not that deep...
I understand. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Kumara-san, 1 point!
Yes, next, I will go next.
This is "Real 2".
"Real 2" Kyuki-san came here.
And...
Ta-dah! A rare card!
4 points!
And now, a special matching!
Ta-dah!
Kydie and Sato-san!
What kind of pair is this?
As you know, they are a couple you want to fall in love with!
That's strong!
Sato-san is...
Kydie is her boyfriend.
And Kydie is her girlfriend.
I think there are a lot of people who like this pair.
This is "3".
"2"?
"3"?
Doctor-san said "3" just now!
What do you think, everyone?
It's "3".
Doctor-san said "2" just now.
It's "3".
Doctor-san...
Doctor-san is the oldest one now, isn't he?
That's right!
I'm getting older!
But, you know...
For "super rare", you need to get "3" cards.
She's trying to get "3" cards with her hard work.
This is "super rare".
I see.
Then...
I'll go with "2".
In total...
"3", "1", "2"?
"6"?
"6"!
You got "6" points!
Oh, you had a rare card!
You're right!
Sato-san got points!
Wow!
Grandpa!
That's great!
That's unfair!
All right!
That's great!
One, two...
Oh!
I said "one", but I said it first.
Let me see...
Wow!
I'll buy only one.
I'll buy only two.
What should we do?
Wait, it's too fast.
Come on!
Wait!
It's moving.
It's here!
I'll buy it.
Wow, it's difficult.
It's difficult.
Here we go.
This one!
Wow!
OK.
It's difficult.
OK.
It's OK.
It's difficult!
Please announce them.
OK!
First of all...
Ta-da!
Is it "two"?
Kaga-san has two "two-three" cards.
Oda-san has a rear card.
Wow!
One point.
And...
Gyuki-san has all of them.
Oh, really?
It's "two".
It's "two", so you have three points.
Wow!
Do you want it?
What is it?
Here you are.
This is Oda-san and Kaga-san's pair.
Fans of Oda-san often say that Oda-san is like a girlfriend and Kaga-san is like a boyfriend.
Also, this is the MV of "Karado no MV".
Ah!
"Couple", "Couple" and so on.
That's right!
Did you see it, everyone?
I think you're all excited.
How is it?
Ah!
Yes, it is.
How is it?
One or two?
Two!
Yes!
This round was one-sided.
Yes!
That means...
Seven.
Oh!
It's seven!
Yes!
We got seven points!
Great!
Yes, that's all.
Next, Ishida got...
This is three!
Oh!
Two points.
Oh!
Okay, okay.
Then, Chi-chan got one point with her rare card.
Yes!
Then, Nonaka got...
Yes!
Here...
Oh!
It's three!
Oh!
What?
She's back.
Maria wasn't here.
Ah, now...
Ah, I see.
If Maria was here,
it would have been like this...
It would have been like this...
Ah!
I made a mistake.
I see.
It's here!
Cherry and Chi.
Ah!
These two are like a Gera Combi.
When we are together...
I think you can do it even if you put it in the north side.
When we are together...
It's so much fun!
Yay!
When we talk, you laugh a lot.
You react a lot.
We were always together in the unit.
That's why we were talking all the time.
It's funny and funny.
It's a point.
Thank you!
It's a point.
It's just a Gera.
It's low.
It's just a Gera.
It's low.
But...
One...
Two...
Four points!
Wow!
Four points!
Okay!
I'll go first.
First, it's Fukumura-san's "Two".
Wow!
Then, it's Fukumura-san and Ikuta-san's "Real Two".
Wow!
Then, it's Ishida-san and Maria's turn.
Okay!
Look!
It's blue.
It's "Ayumizuki".
Wow!
We have all kinds of blue points.
Wow!
This is...
This is not hot.
This is blue.
It's good.
Yes.
It's "Ayumizuki", so...
Yes.
It's blue "Ayumizuki", so...
Yes, it's good, isn't it?
Tsunku-san will also choose and sing for you two.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, I think about three points are worth it.
What is it?
It's "Ayumizuki", you know?
It's like "two plus one equals two".
What? Isn't it "two plus one equals one"?
No, no, no.
It's settled that "two plus one equals two", so...
Yes.
Roth.
Eh!?
It's "Ayumizuki".
No, no, no...
I feel like I'll lose points...
Haha!
I won't be able to sing.
You won't?
Hahahaha!
What!?
Come on, come on. Look at it.
It's "Ayumizuki".
Hahaha!
It's "Ayumizuki". How is it?
It's probably two...
Two points at most, right?
Here it is!
Isn't it strange?
This brand numbering card is...
Oh, it is!
Seven!
Yay! Thank you very much!
Next up...
Tada!
Jukki and Sato.
- Real 2? - Real 2!
Plus Sato already...
- 3! - 3!
And since we have the same base number...
- 2! - 2!
Plus...
- Special matching! - Special matching!
"Ima sugu tobikomu yuuki" "De issho datta futari" song.
- I like that song. - It's a nice song.
How good is it?
- We were just told we were the same. - Yeah, we're the same.
Even in private, we go to karaoke together.
- But we can't right now. - But...
"Ima sugu tobikomu yuuki" song.
I don't know how to say it.
We played the piano together!
That's right!
On our concert tour "kokoro and karada"
we played "ame ga furenai hoshi de wa aise nai darou" on the bandso.
- No way! - Yeah.
- Plus, Yoyogi's band was amazing! - Yeah!
- They were really good! - Then it's 3 points!
But it's 3 points!
That's why we went to karaoke together!
We practiced the piano together!
- So... - What will it be?
- "Kyokoichan" - Wow!
Then...
- I won, so it's 10 points. - 10 points!
- Wow! - Wait!
- No! - It's amazing!
- Can we do it again? - Again!
Mix it up!
Come on!
- It's like this. - It's hard!
It's hard!
I don't know what to do.
What should I do?
It's like this.
What should I do?
Should I buy all of them?
I'll buy one.
I'll buy four.
Wow!
It's like this.
Buy all of them.
Come on!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
This is amazing!
This is funny!
Okay!
I'll start with OMAREN.
First of all...
I'll buy two of them.
I got the same number.
It's two.
Plus one.
And...
Number 15.
Me and MEICHI's number 15.
It's two. I got two again.
Okay!
The last one is SATO.
I'll use a special matching.
I'm a member of HOKKAIDO.
Really?
And I'm a member of HOKKAIDO.
Both of us are members of HOKKAIDO.
Is it normal?
One?
It's strict.
Do you have any special stories you know?
Special stories...
Well...
When we had our first tour in HOKKAIDO...
MEICHI got her hair green for the first time.
At first, only SATO got her hair green.
Yes.
SATO said...
I heard it.
I think it was in a magazine.
He said...
SATO, at first I didn't like it because it's my hometown.
But with MEICHI and you two...
I said it like SASA.
With MEICHI and you two...
and the members of HOKKAIDO OMAREN...
we had a great time.
He said it like SASA.
How do you like it?
One point!
OK.
Two and three points.
OK.
Next, I have...
Two members of HOKKAIDO OMAREN.
And a special card, a rare card "chichan" is one piece.
And there is "inside AISHIDA".
That's right.
Oh, look at this.
AISHIDA is watching our dance.
I didn't get it in the first shot, but I thought it might be there, so it was like "well, well, well".
No, no, no. I was thinking about it, but when I heard about the homerun, I just forgot about it.
But I really don't get it.
Dance, dance, dance!
That was my first try!
I didn't have much of a first impression.
That's right!
I'm sorry.
It's a shame.
I have four points.
Four points!
First of all, Kiyuki has three points.
Plus, Fukumura and Ikuta have five points.
Plus, this is a special matching.
It's a matching, and it's a new couple of "morning" and "yui".
I think it's meaningful.
That's right!
Congratulations!
I'm 20 years old, so I have zero points!
No, no, no!
20 years old and 20 years old and two points!
I did it!
Oda-san is strong!
I was strong just now!
I have seven points.
Wow!
Something amazing happened!
I want you to say it.
First of all, rare card!
One!
Next, rare card!
Oda-san!
And this is two!
Rare card!
Oda-san!
Is it three?
Oda-san...
Oda-san and Saki have been facing each other for a long time.
Wow!
So, I have three rare cards and three points.
The rest are Ishida-san and Homa-chan.
So...
Ta-da!
Oh!
Is it...
Yes!
Today's DVD magazine members!
Wow!
You are strong!
Right?
You are strong!
But it's a special matching, isn't it?
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's three points!
Yes!
So...
I have eight!
Eight points!
Plus one point, nine points!
Wow!
You are strong!
Let's see the result!
Ishida 17 points!
Oda 15 points!
Nonaka 25 points!
Homare 12 points!
Nonaka is the winner!
There is a reward for you!
What is it?
It's cute!
What is it?
It was popular!
Is it true?
That's all!
It's Curve 14!
Thank you for watching!
Thank you for watching the DVD magazine until the end!
How did you like it?
We had a lot of fun!
It was like spending time at home!
It's a time when you spend a lot of time at home, but I hope we can enjoy it together!
And when you can go out a lot, I want to see you a lot!
Thank you very much!
Bye bye!
Thank you for watching!
So far, we have recorded a dvd magazine, but did you enjoy it?
It was fun!
Everyone is really interesting!
It was fun!
It was really fun!
Card 40 was really fun!
I think you will definitely do it if you have it in the dressing room!
I will do it!
I want it!
I'm sure you can do more with a large number of people!
I can do it!
I was close to the tension of the dressing room today!
I think you were able to see us more honestly today!
Everyone's stories are very interesting!
It's funny!
Also, simple games suit us!
Certainly!
I feel like I've played so many games in the morning!
When Homare was on a quick break, there was a rule like that!
That's the most interesting!
I wonder what the result was!
I don't know what to say!
It's my mistake, but I say it five times!
Perhaps it is decided that it was all the same!
It is decided that it is all the same!
It's funny!
That's all!
It was fun!
It's time for you to enjoy at home!
That's all!
It was Mamami and Musume 2 hơn!
Thank you for watching!
We are gyuri and nina!
See you!