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We're going to start the Hellomony Skateboard Association's meeting now.
Everyone, come in!
Are you guys ready?
Yes!
This week's Hellomony is this!
Today's Hellomony is a skateboard game battle with the popular Sakazuka Yakumo as a guest!
And the studio is in a big panic due to the revival of the Bakushou Condo!
There's a lot of evil in this game!
Don't say bad words!
The new members will be decided right now!
Which means...
Don't look down on us!
Coming up next!
Yes!
Today, we're going to start with Bunkyo!
Bunkyo's first appearance!
We're in Yushima.
What kind of stairs are we going to see today?
There are a lot of people waiting for us in Yushima.
The first character is SU.
And then...
UETO!
SUETO!
That was good!
We're in Chitekina!
And then, Michizaneko!
That's right!
You guys are so funny!
What?
Don't say that!
That's it for the game!
This time, we're going to see the Sanemori-zaka!
One woman, one legs.
To put it simply, you have to tie up your legs and climb up.
Wait!
What are we going to do?
What if something happens?
We might die!
First, we're going to see the Heterana Hakka No. 2!
This time, we're going to ask the cute members to do it.
We have to show them how cool we are.
Let's go!
UETO!
One, two...
I'm scared!
You can do it!
It's the same color!
Really?
You can do it!
Alright, let's start the announcement!
It's hot!
This time too!
It's too hot!
The DVD that will be released in December!
CUTE CIRCUIT 2006 FINAL IN
YOMIFURI LAND
EAST LIVE
It's the first live DVD by CUTE alone!
The first member has a postcard!
By the way, what I like about CUTE is
that he has a cute smile.
Like this?
The third one!
It's the best album of Melon-chan released in December!
FRUITY KILLER TUNE
Rocky and I sang this song at a ball!
It's in the red version!
I remember singing this song at that time!
Don't laugh!
It's in the red version!
The end!
CUTE CIRCUIT 2006 FINAL IN
It's been a long time, but it was fun!
It was good.
It's a good thing, right?
I think so.
Next, the first postcard!
It's hot!
It says,
I'm looking forward to working with you!
I'll do my best!
The first one!
Ready...
Go!
Hold on tight!
OK!
Hold on tight!
Catch it!
No way!
I can't believe it!
Friday June 15th 11 PM First Broadcast
Hold on.
I am getting heavy.
December 6th.
rendezvous.
With Cinderella
and Scarlet from Are you crazy?
And an special event to win something special.
A destination!
I have two of those with me.
Next up is December 6th.
The location is the Eyoception Tower in Dōtokuji Island.
I escaped from Tokyo.
It's a cheap one.
What I care about is
that I don't leave my cell phone charger at home.
I'm a good talker.
G30.
I'm good at sorting garbage.
Time's up!
It's off.
What's off?
It's off.
What should I do?
What's the next topic?
3 minus 1 is 4 plus 2.
It's difficult.
It's a problem for elementary school students.
Let's leave it alone.
See you next week.
The answer is 2.
The next one is 6.
What?
It's easy.
You can do it with me.
Let's listen to their new single.
Look! Haru-baby's Scarlet
I can't stand it
Heart-pounding Scarlet
The color of love is scented
Look!
It's just the beginning.
Skateboard Three-in-a-Row Match
New member special.
I'll burn you all.
Skateboard Three-in-a-Row Match
Why am I dressed like this?
A famous person on the street
wants to be on the show.
He offered me.
He's here.
Who is it?
Shut up!
Why are you here?
You look like a rice cake.
You shouldn't use it like this.
This time, Sakurazuka Yakkun is on the show.
She's in trouble.
I'm not scared at all.
Hello! Project has a real skater, Yuko Nakazawa.
I'm trained by her.
Who is a skater?
I'm busy in December.
Why am I dressed like this?
Wait a minute.
I'm double Yakkun.
You look like him.
I'm glad to hear that.
Because I copied him.
I wanted to imitate him.
This time, Yakkun and Nakazawa will compete in three games.
The winner will get a hot oden.
The winner will get a chance to promote Yakkun's new song.
No reaction.
Next, Gantbashi Ninamekko!
From now on, we'll see how the other team performs and see how long they can hold out without laughing.
The time limit is one minute.
Each team has three representatives, and the winner will be decided by the number of people who can hold out without laughing.
In addition, you can disguise yourself with a beard or a mole.
This time, we'll have this person do the commentary for the showdown.
I'm Nakagawa, the TV Tokyo announcer.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, if you didn't say it properly, I'd have to hit you with this.
Let's have the leaders decide who goes first, by rock- paper-scissors.
Here we go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which team do you want to go first?
Which team do you want?
Let's go first.
No, I want to go first.
Here.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Can Michigen, Fujimoto, and Kusumi hold out without laughing?
Here we go.
Five, four, three, two, one.
How about the Nakagawa team?
How about this teacher's punch?
There's still room for improvement.
The Yaki-kun team.
Cool expression.
What are you going to do?
Time is running out.
Is there anything you can do?
Oh, they're switching.
Here's the second one.
All you can do is lose.
The Yaki-kun team.
Still a cool expression.
This is tough.
The Nakagawa team.
What are you going to do?
If you can't do it, next.
Here's the captain.
The third one.
They're switching.
How about this?
No, it's not working yet.
It's not working yet.
Hold on a little longer.
It's close.
There's still room for improvement.
What are you going to do?
Here we go.
But the Yaki-kun team.
I'm impressed.
This is...
The Yaki-kun team gets 3 points.
That's good.
You did a good job.
Yoshi, it's over.
Why?
Ayuki didn't get one point.
I'm going to laugh.
The Yaki-kun team is going to make the Nakazawa team laugh.
The Yaki-kun team has...
the bomb girl.
Here we go.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Will the Nakazawa team be able to withstand the Yaki- kun team's challenge?
Don't put anything on your face.
Hurry up and change.
Something's coming out of your nose.
The change is fast.
The tempo is good.
What is this?
What is this black stain?
It's a strange face.
But the Nakazawa team is still relaxed.
It's a cool expression.
Don't laugh.
The Yaki-kun team is changing more and more.
Something's coming out of your nose.
What is this black bug?
The Nakazawa team doesn't move at all.
The Yaki-kun team doesn't move at all.
Here comes the final weapon.
Can I broadcast this on television?
The remaining time is almost up.
Who is it?
Who is this?
What's in your nose?
Is it 100 yen?
Can I do this?
The Nakazawa team is trying their best.
They give a hard look to the monitor.
This is a confrontation between skaters.
What?
There it is!
Yay!
Wow!
So, Team Nakazawa got 3 points!
Yay!
Look at this!
But, were you okay?
I was okay.
Really?
I got used to seeing the coins in Tsujino's house.
I was surprised to see them a few times.
That's right.
So, the first game was a draw between both teams.
The next game is...
Catch with Skateboard Long Skirt!
The team that catches the most items in a row will win.
The time limit is 1 minute.
The team that catches the most items will win.
Catching with a long skirt is a wrong way to use it.
That's not why we use it.
It's a challenge for the Nakata team.
Kamei, Miyoshi, Okada are under a lot of pressure.
Are you all right?
You know what will happen if you don't win, right?
Ready, start!
The team that catches the most items in a row will win.
You can eat as much vegetables as you want.
Clean up the table.
The team that catches the most items in a row will win.
We have a keeper.
We will catch you.
The team that catches the most items in a row will win.
Can they meet the expectations of the team?
Ready, start!
It's a high object.
Ready, start!
You're really going to catch more.
You can do it!
Just a little more!
1 second left!
Time's up!
What's the score?
The Yakkun team got 21 points!
Yay!
The Yakkun team got a high score
because they limited the items to the ball
and played the game at a good tempo.
So, the winner of this game is the Yakkun team!
Yay!
The teamwork was really good.
It was.
I thought it was New Year's Day.
The tempo was really good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Time's up!
Yay!
I don't know.
It was too fast.
So far, the Yakkun team is in the lead.
Really?
I don't think so.
However, the team that wins this game
will be the winner.
Yay!
Until now!
What was the game until now?
Is this the only game?
No, it's not.
Halloween is that kind of show.
What?
The last game is to run in a straight line
and compete with each other
to see how many seconds
you can break the paper balloon.
The team with the fastest record
will be the winner.
The team with the fastest record
will be the winner.
Then, please choose three representatives
for each team.
Of course, the last one
will be the leader.
Why?
You're too rebellious.
You should be obedient.
This time, Reina Tanaka will challenge
the Nakazawa team.
Let's see how she will do.
I'll do my best.
You should do your best,
but your ribbon is weird.
I made it myself.
Really?
It's cute.
Reina will challenge the Nakazawa team.
Ready, start!
She started.
She turned around.
3 times.
4 times.
5 times.
6 times.
7 times.
8 times.
9 times.
10 times.
11 times.
12 times.
13 times.
14 times.
15 times.
She turned around fast.
She can go straight.
For the team.
She did it.
Reina Tanaka's time is
19 seconds.
Next, the Nakazawa team will
challenge the Takahashi team.
What will happen?
Your time is 19 seconds.
How is it?
It's easy.
Can you turn around?
Yes.
What did you say?
I only said it's easy.
It's Ai's turn.
Ready, start!
She turned around.
2 times.
3 times.
4 times.
5 times.
6 times.
7 times.
8 times.
9 times.
19 seconds.
She turned around.
She can't stand up.
Takahashi's time is
19 seconds.
Next, the Nakazawa team's
second challenger is
Isa Niigaki.
How do you feel?
We are in a line.
I'll try to turn around.
The Nakazawa team's
challenge.
Ready, start!
She turned around.
2 times.
3 times.
4 times.
5 times.
6 times.
7 times.
8 times.
The last lap.
She turned around.
She can't stand up.
She turned around.
Amazing.
26 seconds.
Is it hard?
The 5th lap was fine,
but the 6th lap was...
Are you listening, Yakko?
The 6th lap was...
Takahashi's time is
19 seconds.
Next, the Kojima team's
challenge.
Will it be a miracle?
I'll try to turn around.
She can't stand up.
The record is 19 seconds.
Fire!
I'll try to turn around.
Ready, start!
1st lap.
2nd lap.
3rd lap.
4th lap.
5th lap.
6th lap.
7th lap.
8th lap.
9th lap.
10th lap.
Time's up!
That was fast.
It was pretty good.
The current record is 20 seconds.
So far, 1st place is Reina and Ai-chan with 19 seconds.
3rd place is Koharu-chan with 20 seconds.
4th place is Gaki-san with 26 seconds.
So, the winner of Team Nakazawa is...
Rie!
Thank you!
Team Nakazawa finally got their hopes up.
Rie, you'll be fine. You'll get used to it.
You'll get used to it.
You have to admit it.
What's wrong with your breath?
I can't say it's wrong.
You look nervous.
Shut up!
I don't want you to say it.
No comment.
The time is...
10 seconds.
I'll do it!
Do it!
Team Nakazawa's anchor, Nakazawa will challenge.
Ready, start!
10 seconds.
1 lap.
4 laps.
5 laps.
6 laps.
7 laps.
8 laps.
9 laps.
10 laps.
I'll do it!
It's not a game.
You can't walk on your own.
You can't turn the wheel.
Hey!
I was surprised.
Look!
Age is written.
35 seconds.
It's not age!
It's not equal!
If you do that, you'll be 1st and 2nd.
I have to do my best.
You can do it!
The last challenger is Ya-kun.
Please.
You can do it.
Ya-kun challenged himself to promote his new song.
How do you feel?
I want to win and release my CD.
What about comedy?
What are you talking about?
What about comedy?
I want a new CD!
It's Ya-kun's turn.
Ready, start!
Ya-kun is faster.
2 laps.
3 laps.
5 laps.
6 laps.
7 laps.
8 laps.
9 laps.
10 laps.
He's fast!
His record is
16 seconds!
He did it!
He's fast!
The winner is
Ya-kun's team!
He did it!
It's a comedy festival.
The winner is
a hot oden.
Let's eat.
It's hot.
Hot.
Is it good?
It's good.
I promised Ya-kun
another reward.
A promotion of a new song.
I'm going to release a CD.
December 6th.
It's called Christmas Star.
It's close.
It's playing now.
Actually, I'm the one
who wrote this song.
Let's do it!
He's fast!
It's over!
That's all.
It was a match between
Haramonin Tsukemura.
Bye-bye!
What's that?
The World Puchi Game Kindergarten, where everyone can play a game.
Today, we have a comedian from Akamaru Kyujosho.
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
PONS!
I'm looking forward to it.
Orinagi!
PONS!
That's not it.
Jiyuu?
No, no, no.
As long as it's not Yakkun, anyone is fine.
I don't like Yakkun.
Let's introduce him.
He's from Akamaru Kyujosho.
What did you say?
Yakkun!
How dare you say that!
So, Yakkun is here again.
What's today's reward?
Yakkun's favorite.
Mixed Latte.
The way you do it is unreasonable.
How does it decrease?
It suddenly decreases by 3 or 6.
So, you're the one who's decreasing?
No, no, no.
Reina, you're on duty today.
Yes!
Would you like to taste Yakkun's Daikobutsu?
Really?
Why are you on duty?
What kind of duty?
What kind of order?
It's the teacher's self-defense and defense.
It can't be helped.
What did you do in the back?
Let's eat.
It's delicious.
It's sweet.
It's really sweet.
Everyone, please do your best to eat this pudding.
If you fail, you'll be disappointed.
Me, too.
The game we're going to play with these delicious sweets is...
the game of the Gyrisha, Tonda Tonda Roba.
First, open your left hand while sitting down.
Put your index finger on your right hand and stand by.
Then, Mr. Nishikawa will say,
Tonda Tonda Maru Maru.
If it's really a flying object,
raise your right hand towards the sky and shout,
Tonda!
On the other hand, if it's something that can't fly,
you can't move.
If you make a mistake or you're late, you're out.
If you get 10 questions right for each theme,
you'll clear the theme.
There are three themes in total.
If you fail one of them,
you'll definitely get a pudding as a reward.
The theme is...
Let's go with Tabeta Tabeta.
Okay.
Then, first attack.
Tabeta Tabeta
One, two.
Tabeta Tabeta
Nitarashi Dango.
Tabeta.
I love it.
One, two.
Tabeta Tabeta
Kinako Mochi.
Tabeta.
One, two.
Tabeta Tabeta
Shirimochi.
Tabeta.
It's pretty good.
One, two.
Tabeta Tabeta
Omurice.
Tabeta.
One, two.
Tabeta Tabeta
Okosawa Lunch.
Tabeta.
One, two.
Tabeta Tabeta
USA!
Hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Why are you swooping on a building like that?
I'd like to reduce the number of the amount of the reward.
Is it a goat?
It's a tiger!
Don't bully the tiger please.
Hey, you can share it with the staff later.
Hey.
The next stage will be a challenge with Naita Naita
Here we go!
Second attack!
1, 2!
Naita Naita!
Dog!
Naita!
1, 2!
Naita Naita!
Puppy!
Naita!
1, 2!
Naita Naita!
Nekojarashi!
Nako Nako!
But it feels good.
1, 2, 3!
Sparrow!
1, 2, 3!
Amenbo!
It's Yui-chan.
Yui-chan, you did the Amenbo cry.
That's a hair-candle!
The final stage to see if they can eat the pudding.
The theme is, Notta Notta.
The third one is, Attack!
1, 2, 3!
Ship!
1, 2, 3!
Notta Notta! Airplane bear!
But you can ride Doraemon's Kumokata Megasaurus.
Ready, go!
Ambulance!
Ready, go!
Firefighter!
I can't ride it!
Wait a minute!
Firefighter!
When it's an emergency, you can go like this.
So, as a rule of the program,
I will get a reward.
Why did you open the mitt?
It's a waste if you do that.
Why did you open the mitt?
It's a waste if you do that.
Hey!
It's a luxury.
I think Aki-kun pulled it.
Where is it?
It's a perfect answer!
If you feel like it, please come again.
What are you going to do?
If you feel like it, please come again.
It's a waste if you do that.
I told you!
You guys are really...
No!
What was that?
Well...
The plan came out of nowhere!
Yes.
Sometimes it happens.
I don't know what to do.
Next Week
The weather is nice today.
But this station is dry.
Hey!
What are you looking at?
Where are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
I can't stand up!
Don't look at me!
Go away!
What are you looking at?
Don't look at me!
Look at this!
The number of buses is too small!
What is this station?
Anyway, the weather is nice today.
It's boring to be alone.
Let's look for someone to play with!
I feel like I haven't worked for a long time.
Tanaka-san!
Please be a little more serious!
You're a police officer, right?
If you don't behave like a police officer, I'll be in trouble!
What's with all this fuss?
Do you understand?
Excuse me!
Police officer.
What's wrong?
There's a strange road here.
A strange road?
This road didn't exist until yesterday.
That's strange.
I'll look into it.
Tanaka-san!
You're always saying,
I'm a police officer, I'm a police officer, I'm a police officer, I'm a police officer!
You!
Hey!
You can't say that!
What?
You just called me a police officer!
Hey!
You just called me a police officer!
That's a lot different!
That's not true!
You don't have to say that!
I'm sure it got weird as soon as I got on this road.
I wonder what it is.
Oh, I remember!
This is the evil road!
The evil road?
Yes, the evil road.
I don't know what this is.
I've heard that it exists in Haramani's house.
What?
Is there really an evil road?
Excuse me.
Jack, Michiru, and Matsuri!
Are you still here?
I want to go back to the world of fairies,
but I don't know the way.
I caught a blue bird,
so I want to go back to the world of fairies.
Matsuri, please buy it.
Don't you have anything else to say?
Please tell me the way back to the world of fairies.
There's no way I can tell you that.
There's no such thing as the world of fairies, right?
Oh my!
Jack, isn't this the way?
Oh my!
I'm sure it is! Let's go!
Matsuri, please buy it!
Is this the way?
Hey, you guys!
Read more fairy tales!
Your existence is annoying!
Hey, look!
I caught a blue bird.
Hey, you guys!
Don't give up on your dreams!
Your dreams will come true someday, you idiots!
Hey, you guys!
Don't just use lighters!
Use more matches, you bastards!
The people who make them are making a living!
I'm so angry,
but I'm so half-hearted.
I'm so half-hearted.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Matsuri, buy it!
I'm so angry, but I'm so half-hearted.
The main characters of the fairy tales looked pretty depressed.
I knew it...
It's the path of evil.
Maybe we should block the entrance.
Right.
We should block the entrance so that no one can pass.
I'm going to walk!
Who are you?
I'm Kyoko Sukeban.
I'm going to keep walking this path.
With my friends.
Who are your friends?
Come out, you guys!
It's the three of us!
What do you think?
We're overdoing it, aren't we?
There are times when you want to say something to a kindergarten kid!
There are times when you want to do something bad!
Come on, say it!
Attention!
Hey, Tenko!
It's not funny if you can't break the origami well!
A small heart hurts!
That's right! It hurts!
Come on, say it!
Hey, dad!
Don't get drunk and hug me!
I don't like the smell of alcohol!
That's right!
Not alcohol, but 100% orange juice!
Next!
Hey, Kae-chan!
Don't get angry because of the omelet!
I can't do it!
The more you think about it, the more you'll get wet!
That's right!
Wet! Wet!
Wet!
Draw a world map on the futon!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing to children?
Shut up!
Did you just say shut up?
Shut up!
Did you just say shut up?
Who are you talking to?
Scary!
What's scary is that the former Kansai Skating Union leader, Sasori, said...
What do you mean?
You're the legendary Sasori, no, the lion...
No, I'm Sasori!
I'm sorry, I didn't know that.
It's okay if you understand.
From now on, you're not on the wrong path, you're on the right path.
What path are you talking about?
Scary!
It's real!
It's not fake!
When did you come?
Here!
Then, let's study from now on.
Yes!
Study!
Studies! Studies!
You know, this show is too much to destroy my character!
I mean, I'm scared!
This is Haruo's sea urchin.
I'm sorry.
This is Nakagawa's sea urchin.
Let's run away.
I don't want to be alone.
Let's run away.
Will there be a winner among these six people?
And the next is the new member special.
Morning Musume.'s Happy Hachiki Audition is coming to an end.
Six people have already been selected by producer Tsunku.
The first is Natsumi Hanada from Fukuoka Audition.
The second is Minami Okumura, a high school student with 14 years of experience in Japanese dance.
The third is Aika Mitsui, the only one left from Osaka Audition.
The fourth is Sumire Sato, a junior high school student from Saitama from Tokyo Audition.
The fifth is Yuu Kikkawa from Tokyo Audition.
And the sixth is Ayami Masuda from Tokyo Audition.
These are the four people selected by six people.
What are they going to do?
I've been asked to do something as a material.
The next thing I want to see is a group called Morning Musume.
And I'm going to be in a big group called the entertainment world.
I'd like to see how much I can express in the rules.
I'd like to have a one-night training camp for two days.
The next screening is an old training camp for Morning Musume.
The staff went to six people's homes to tell them about the training camp.
What are their reactions?
There are six people who can go to the training camp.
Wow, that's a lot.
I wasn't able to do what I wanted to do when I was a trainee.
I'm glad I didn't do it.
It was fun, but it was also hard.
I'll do my best.
And finally, they're going to the training camp.
Next time.
New members' special.
I don't know why it's moving.
After all, there were many trials waiting for their mini-games.
And at the end of the end, there was a sudden development.
I'm looking forward to it.
Who is the candidate?
Next time, it's finally decided.
Answer the quiz and get the prize.
Get a music gift card that can be exchanged for various music and video software from the Japan Record Association.
And from ZOX, you can enjoy video and music without choosing a place.
Portable DVD player.
You can only challenge the quiz for 15 minutes after the end of the program.
Access the program on your mobile phone immediately.