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A-ta-cha-masu!
Tamatatsu!
Haramori! Kodanosubu!
Morning Musume. Happy Hachiki Audition!
The Happy Hachiki Audition has been decided!
This time, it will be held in 10 places all over the country!
For details, please visit the program's homepage or the 24-hour tape guide!
Ribbon's Knight's Musical
Osamu Tezuka's masterpiece has come back as a musical this summer!
The main character is a sapphire with two souls, a man and a woman, played by Takahashi.
The Shinjuku Komagekigyo in Kaisho is a big success!
I wonder if the members are nervous in front of this long queue.
Soul check!
I'm in trouble because it's not shining.
I've got my soul today, too.
Takahashi wants to be on stage with a well- balanced spirit, which is a contrast to Yoshizawa, who seems to be relaxed.
The popular points of such a stage are the unyielding, authentic singing and dancing trained by the Takarazuka Kagekidan.
I'm a good girl, so let's live.
And in addition to singing, sometimes it also invites laughter.
At the end, the story is climaxed between the sapphire and Prince France.
I was impressed. There were some interesting points.
I was surprised that he was very good at singing.
Singing, dancing, acting and laughing, all of them are the ultimate works.
RIVEN's KISHIDA MUSICAL is in full swing.
Attack chance!
The Morning Musume. is in full swing!
Hello!Morning Shopping Deciding Match Attack Chance Part 2
The Morning Musume. is in full swing!
It was a deciding match between comedy and shopping, which was popular last time.
This time, too, we will have you participate in the auction to see the comedian's story.
This time, the four teams you see will participate in the comedian's story auction.
And the two people who will introduce the recommended products as comedy salesmen are HAKATA HANAMARU and DAICHI.
I was confident in the last product, but this time it's a better product.
There's a break in it.
I know, but I don't want to see it.
You will use the first-hand money to auction the story of the six teams.
Only the team with the highest price will be able to see the story.
Let's get started.
First, please introduce the recommended products.
Let's start with the young people who are motivated.
Here it is.
I want to see it.
I know it.
I want to see it.
It's called Osamishounen.
The members said they knew it.
I've seen it.
It's a cheerleading style with a light rhythm.
Wait a minute.
The audience is turning into a TV shop.
It's a program of SHIMADA SHINSUKE and MATSUMOTO HITSU.
SHINSUKE said this young man was interesting.
He suddenly appeared on their program.
It was when they made their debut.
That's amazing.
Do you have any questions?
If you cut the entertainment industry and the public, you may be able to cut us, right?
I would like to consult with GUITAR SAMURAI about that.
Let's decide the price.
Do you sell this product?
There are six stories in total.
Only the team with the highest price will be able to see the story.
It is up to each team to decide whether to compete with this story or the following story.
By the way, even if you can't kill it, you can't get the money back.
The point is not to waste money.
But it's a lot of money.
That's right.
Then I will announce the price at once.
The price is open.
The price is 340,000 yen.
You don't decide what you don't want to waste.
The team with the highest price will be able to see the story.
You don't want to see the story, do you?
I want to see the story, but there are also six stories.
The team with the lowest price will be able to see the story.
I thought I could win.
I thought everyone would be in their 80s or 60s.
But there are a lot of stories.
This is a miscalculation.
This is too much.
However, it is not worth paying 340,000 yen.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please look forward to it.
The team with the lowest price will be blindfolded by headphones.
This is a man's show.
The team that fails to kill the story will not be able to see the story.
Team NIGAKI will start.
I'm OKABE.
This is a voice practice.
Kozama Kiyoshi.
That's an attack chance!
Gradually, my body is getting ready!
Rock, paper, scissors! It's Aiko!
Yayoiko!
Rock, paper, scissors! It's Aiko!
Stop the medical insurance!
Aiko!
Rock, paper, scissors! It's Aiko!
Norisuke?
It's Taiko, right?
Yes!
That's all!
It was fun!
I really wanted to see it!
It was fun!
Don! Don! Do! Do! Don!
How was it?
It was fun!
Thank you!
I'm glad I could see it!
Thank you!
Let's ask the audience what they think!
Is Team Ogawa Niigaki good at shopping?
Or was it a waste of money?
If you think it was good, please press the button!
The audience's feedback will be the point of Team Ogawa Niigaki!
Team Ogawa Niigaki!
What a surprise! The top batter, Okami Shounen, is the winner!
There are 5 teams left. Will there be a comeback?
Let's move on to the next news!
Here it is!
The Jipang landing operation!
They have advanced to the semi-finals of the M-1 Grand Prix for 4 consecutive years.
4 consecutive years?
Which team are you in?
Good question.
Which team do you think it is?
The foreigners.
The foreigners?
That's right.
Green Tanaka, what's your number?
It's not a number.
Let's decide the prize money.
This product, how much?
Only the team with the highest price can see the prize money.
It's up to each team to decide whether to compete or not.
It was fun.
Let's reveal the prize money!
Wait a minute!
250 yen!
You can see the prize money!
I'm lucky.
I've met Mako-chan before.
She's funny.
Then why?
She's funny?
I put out a lot of money earlier, so I have to keep it.
I see.
Team Takahashi Yoshizawa and Team Kusumi Michishige lost by a tie.
The team that didn't lose can't see the prize money.
Team Takahashi Yoshizawa and Team Kusumi Michishige's...
Attack!
We're back.
This is Team Takahashi Yoshizawa's English conversation.
Here goes!
Lesson one!
A hippopotamus bit me.
Repeat!
That's too sudden.
Say it in separate words.
Hippo...
That's too much of a split.
A hippopotamus bit me.
What does that mean?
A hippopotamus bit me.
When are you going to use that?
When a hippopotamus bit me!
Lesson two.
Mom, I got a job licking soup.
Before you repeat, tell me what it means.
Mom, I got a job licking soup.
What kind of job is that?
It's a very dangerous job!
It's decided!
It's not decided? Don't talk nonsense.
Why? Are you going to hit me?
No, I didn't hit you.
I'm going to punch you.
Is there anything other than hitting?
What should I do?
What if I hug you?
Why are you hugging me? It's disgusting.
If I hug you, I'll kiss you.
It's disgusting.
What did you eat this morning?
Bread.
Why?
Why are you hugging me?
Why did you hug me?
You're Japanese, but you said bread.
It's normal.
I'm not stupid.
Wait a minute.
I got it.
Will you hit me like this?
I got it.
Then shake me.
I'll shake you.
What did you eat this morning?
Bread.
It's normal.
Hit me.
That was so funny.
You're very smart.
Which one?
This way?
Why?
What's that?
I was talking in Japanese.
Really.
She said to him to help him.
Foreigners have a big pictle.
Why does she look like a 6-year-old's child?
I'd like to ask the audience what they think.
Was she good at shopping? Or was it a waste of money?
If you think she was good at shopping, please press the button.
Will she be able to surpass Okami Shounen?
The winner is Okami Shounen!
The winner is still Team Ogawa Niga.
Next product, please.
This is my personal favorite.
Hello Keisuke.
I raised the popularity of this product in the survey.
After that, I was a little worried.
Have you ever seen this?
Hello Keisuke.
Yes, I have.
The game name is Hello Keisuke. What do you think this Hello Keisuke is?
Hello Project.
Are you a producer?
No, I'm not.
You're not.
This Hello Keisuke Hello is from Hello Kitty.
Actually, it's a rumor that it's Kitty's disciple.
It's Kitty's disciple.
It's a mail edition.
Let's decide the price.
How much is this product?
Will they compete with Hello Keisuke?
Or will they take it?
There are four groups of entertainers left.
Let's do our best.
I will announce the price.
The price is open.
What's wrong?
You did too much.
Even if I won 40, it's 300.
And it's 10.
Only Kusumi Nijishige's team will compete.
I hope it won't be a waste.
The team that didn't win can't watch the show.
It's Kusumi Nijishige's team's turn.
Hello Keisuke.
Let's start the survey.
You gave me 100 sheets the other day.
You gave me 1,000 sheets the other day.
Let's start.
I don't know.
I thought there was a hair on the note.
I tried to wipe it off with my hand, but it was a pencil line.
I didn't pay attention.
Next.
The story of the principal during the evacuation training.
It usually took 5 minutes for everyone to be quiet.
Did it start?
You didn't go to a good school, did you?
What time, what minute, what day, how many times did the earth turn?
You blamed your important friends.
I don't know.
The fly that was flying at lunchtime somehow predicted that it would stop on its own.
No?
It's okay.
I understand.
That's all for the survey.
I'll tell you one last thing.
If I were East-Gin, I wouldn't swell up.
Wait a minute.
Thank you.
That's all for the survey.
What's the score?
Today's score is Saijo Hideki.
But I don't hate it.
I also became funny after going around for a moment.
However, the audience didn't seem to understand the fun.
The score is 11 points.
As a result, Ogawa Medical Team is in the top 4.
Let's change the mood.
Don't digest it.
There are 6 teams.
Don't make it a national team with 6 teams.
Next product, please.
We have a chance to redeem ourselves.
I didn't make a mistake.
We are in the middle of the break.
The 4th product.
We will reproduce the masterpiece of the musical that broke the record for the longest run in Japan.
And we will do it alone.
It's a one-man musical.
Yoshi is following us.
We are in the middle of the musical.
I really love this play.
I have to say one thing.
It's not allowed to the theater.
Let's decide the price.
How much is this product?
There are 3 teams left.
Only the team with the highest price can see the story.
Let's decide the price.
There are 3 teams.
I really want to see it.
I think you should see it.
Let's see the price.
Is it true?
20 yen is good.
I used it too much.
What do you say to Hello Kensuke?
Takahashi's team spent a lot of money.
Is it true?
You can't see the story.
Takahashi's team.
Lion-chan.
Lion King's first scene.
Lion King's scene.
Lion King's last scene.
I'm glad.
It's been a long time.
Is your throat okay?
I'm not worried.
How is the story?
I'm not worried.
Is it okay?
I'm not worried.
Let's see the story.
Is Takahashi's team good at shopping?
Or was it a waste of money?
If you think it's a good story, please press the button.
If you get more than 24 points, you can buy a good item.
I'm glad.
So, the team that won the game, Nishizawa- Takushi's team has turned the tables.
Here are the remaining points of the remaining two teams.
Tanaka's team hasn't won a single game yet.
After this, a miraculous turn of events will happen.
Good morning.
Shuresu-jo.
As a member of the youth overseas cooperative,
for two and a half years, he taught baseball in Zimbabwe, Africa.
He is currently on a break because of an impersonation of Okura Tomohashi-san.
This time, he is going to seal Okura-san's story with a Zimbabwe dialect.
He is going to seal it.
Is Zimbabwe a dialect?
Ren-san, Ren-san.
Let's decide the price.
How much is this product?
There are two teams left.
If you want to compete, please come out.
Will the two teams compete with all their might, or will it be the last story?
What is the strategy of each team?
Now, I would like to announce the price.
The price is open.
It's here.
What is this?
It moved a lot this time.
Ogawa-Niigaki team.
We are smart.
The Ogawa-Niigaki team, who competed with all their might for this story, lost.
Will this story be successful?
The team that did not succeed in the last story will not be able to watch the story.
Ogawa-Niigaki team's...
Zimbabwe chance.
Hello, everyone.
It's time for the Zimbabwe language lesson.
Here we go.
Zimbabwe language lesson.
Don't throw bread.
Zimbabwe language lesson.
I'm stepping on a snake.
What's that?
I am the creator.
What's that?
He went back to his parents' house.
Thank you very much.
It's the end.
Thank you very much.
It was fun.
I can't stop repeating it twice.
Now, let's see Ogura's impersonation.
Ogura gets excited
when he calls Amatatsu.
Now, let's see Ogura's impersonation.
Amatatsu,
I am jealous of you.
Now, let's see
Ogura's impersonation.
Is Ogura's team good at shopping?
Or was it a waste of money?
If you think it was good,
please press the button.
Now, let's see
Is Ogura's team
good at shopping?
Is Ogura's team
good at shopping?
Is Ogura's team
good at shopping?
But I don't know if it's because of Jinbamue or Ogura- san's story.
Jinbamue doesn't really matter.
That's important.
So, Ogawa's medical team is in the lead.
This is the last product, but Kamei-Tanaka's team is in the lead.
Kamei-Tanaka's team is in the lead.
Will this strategy work?
This is the last product.
I really like it.
Hirumeshi-kun, this is bad.
Hirumeshi-kun knocked out Ogawa with a mouse story last time.
Will he be able to make a miracle happen again this time?
This is the last product.
Hello, I'm Hirumeshi-kun. Nice to meet you.
Youkai short story.
Is this the youkai mansion that was built recently?
Oh, the concrete is fashionable.
Nuri-kabe!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, it's leaking.
I made it in time.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, it's a pain.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's been a while since I washed my body.
Scrub, scrub. Oh, it's a pain.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, it's a pain.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's Hirumeshi-kun.
It's Ogawa's favorite.
I see.
Hirumeshi-kun is so funny.
But I'm not satisfied.
No, no, no.
Well, that's one million million, isn't it?
It's a little disappointing, so I'll earn points with my special yokai talk.
How did you get to this stadium today?
I came to Shinjuku for a moment.
I'll pay all the yokai back.
What flavor do you like the most for onigiri?
Onigiri is Okaka.
I'm a rich man.
Why?
The question is too hard.
16 points for the question.
Kamei Tanaka's team is in a bad situation.
Ogawa Nigeki's team is in a bad situation.
They got 10,000 yen worth of expensive mangoes.
Let's eat.
I didn't know mangoes were this colorful.
It's sweet.
I want to see all of them.
Next, Nacchi's team is in a bad situation.
I'm a rich man.
Why?
I'm a rich man.
It's going to be hot!
This is a warhol!
It's a warhol!
Thank you very much!
Bo-yo-mi
It's not Bo-yo-mi!
There's no kanpei anywhere!
Sensei, you look like you're sweating
Wait, wait
That's no good!
Today, we'll find out why Sensei is dressed like this
We'll find out!
Today, we have a new PE teacher
Passion Sensei, please come in!
Please come in!
Everyone in front of the TV!
What do you eat for breakfast?
That's right, it's protein
I haven't answered yet!
Everyone, let's sing passionately with Onii-san
One, two
If you're happy, clap your hands
You're happy now, right?
Yes, yes, yes
Everybody, passion!
Please come in!
Today's special teacher is Passion Yara-sensei
It's time for the usual Q&A
Is there anyone who has a question for Passion- sensei?
Yes, Reina-chan
Yes!
I want to see a funny story!
What?
I want to see a funny story!
I want to see it!
Reina-chan, you're a straight girl, right?
That's right
If the camera wasn't rolling, it would have been completely distorted
There's something like this
What is this?
Where did you get this from?
I'm sorry, I didn't hear about this
How do you use this?
What is this?
I see
This is a tool that you often see at school, right?
Yes, yes
Normally, you use it in the pool
But actually, there's a more convenient and passionate way to use it
Passionate?
Yes
I want to know!
You want to know?
I want to know!
For example, there are times when you want to refresh your tired body, right?
Yes
In such a case, if you use a kendama
Ah, it feels good
Yes, it's a foot massage
Eh, not yet!
Asamo Sanso
The person who just laughed is quite old
Don't you know Asamo Sanso?
Asamo Sanso
Mako-chan is crying!
Was Asamo Sanso that painful?
What does Asamo Sanso mean?
It's a dimension, but...
No, that's...
Until then, from there...
It's fine, it's fine
That's iron ball, iron ball
It's fine, it's fine
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Even if you explain it, it won't be used anyway
Thank you, Passion-sensei
Is that enough?
That's enough
Oto-san, what do you think of this?
In this game, the rules are explained
First, open your left hand while sitting
Put your right index finger on it and stand by
Then, Ishikawa-sensei will say,
Tonda tonda maru maru
If it's really a flying object
Put your right hand towards the sky and stand up
Then shout, Tonda!
If it's something you can't fly, you can't move
If you make a mistake or you're late, you're out
If you make a mistake, your friend will get a bitter pudding
So, Passion-sensei, are you ready?
Yes
Why did you eat it?
I thought about a lot of things, but I couldn't think of anything
Let's do it passionately
Passion-sensei, lead everyone
First, Tonda tonda
If Ishikawa-sensei says something that can fly, stand up
Tonda tonda!
Space shuttle!
Tonda!
Tonda tonda!
Ultraman!
Superman!
Anpanman!
Saemi-chan!
Saemi-chan! Aichan! Makoto-chan!
We can't help but laugh at the sudden change.
Hey! Hitomi-chan!
Tomi-chan!
Tomi-chan is flying!
She's flying passionately.
How is it?
This is really bitter.
Ah!
She ate, she ate.
Only when she can eat, she stands up and says,
I ate, ah!
One, two!
I ate, ah!
Banana!
I ate, ah!
One, two!
I ate, ah!
Watermelon!
I ate, ah!
One, two!
I ate, I ate.
Mango!
I ate, ah!
One, two!
I ate, I ate.
Cherry blossom!
I ate, ah!
One, two!
I ate, I ate.
Melon!
I ate, ah!
One, two!
I ate, I ate.
I ate, ah!
Why?
She got caught.
It's a pity that she can speak English.
But she didn't ask any questions.
She just wanted to have fun and eat.
Cheers!
Let's eat!
Everyone, this taste is bitter.
You have to practice, Koeru.
I just saw Flash's face and something came out.
What came out?
Why?
It's scary.
Something came out.
Ah!
It's a passion splash.
Sometimes a passion splash comes out.
I'm sorry.
Next is Notta Notta.
When a moving vehicle moves, say Notta Ah! and stand up.
One, two!
Notta Ah!
Fire truck!
Notta Ah!
One, two!
Notta Notta!
Ambulance!
Notta Ah!
One, two!
Notta Notta!
Shinkansen!
Notta Ah!
One, two!
Notta Notta!
Train man!
Notta Notta!
You didn't get on.
Don't you get on first.
Notta Notta!
Why?
You can't get on.
I want to get on.
No way!
You're on.
Saika, I'll get you on.
You're on.
Everyone else is answering, but...
...Paper machine-sensei's on.
Paper machine-sensei's on.
It's good.
I saw Paper machine-sensei on TV.
Mori-san didn't get on.
No getting on now!
Cheers!
It's really hot.
Every other person got on.
How a passenger would feel about that...
The point is whether you can do it or not.
One, two!
One-person car!
One, two!
Three-person car!
One, two!
Horse car!
You can ride a horse car, right?
You can ride a horse car.
Teacher, do you want to ride it, too?
Then, I'll drink it.
I want to be healthy.
I'll drink it, too.
It's bitter!
Hey, take a picture of me! I did it, so take a picture of me!
You didn't do it well.
Then, let's do it together.
One, two!
It's bitter!
You can't do it the second time.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Hello, Morning Musume.
Morning Musume's little sister, cute!
They are the members who passed the Hello! Project's audition in 2002.
In Indies, they have already released four singles.
Finally, they are going to release a major debut DVD.
This time, they are going to learn the rules of the entertainment world for their activities.
In the first episode, four members of Umeda, Yajima, Nakajima, and Hagiwara will go to the seniors of the entertainment world.
Let's learn the rules of the entertainment world from cute cute!
The relationship between seniors and juniors seems to be quite strict.
What is that? Do you feel it now?
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
Oh, Mai-chan.
Yes.
How about you, Mai-chan?
Well, it's fun, but it's a little strict.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, yes.
Immediately, five people are looking for their seniors in the studio.
Hey.
What?
I found it.
What?
That's right.
Well,
I'm a bit nervous because she's so senior to me.
That's right.
Let's go.
Hello.
Good morning.
Hello.
Yoko Nagayama is a singer with 22 years of experience.
She's in the middle of filming a program for TV Tokyo.
Will she be able to teach her the basics of the entertainment world?
Let's start the negotiation.
I'm here to learn the basics of the entertainment world.
The basics of the entertainment world?
Yes, I'm here to learn from Yoko Nagayama.
Nice to meet you.
She's so cute.
I'll teach her anything.
Because she's so cute.
Thank you.
That's great.
Now, let's learn the basics of the entertainment world in a quiz format.
Question 1
Ta-da!
I was so nervous during the concert that my head went blank.
I forgot the lyrics.
What should I do at a time like this?
Let's think about it together.
I've seen you before.
Have you?
Yes, I have.
I'm always filming here.
So, I'm curious about what you're filming next to me.
You're really dressed up.
What kind of impression do you have?
What are these people?
Did you write it down?
Let's take a look at it.
Saki-chan
Moemi-chan
I'll laugh and deceive you.
You're so cute.
I'll laugh and deceive you.
What do you think?
I think it's good.
You're cute, so I'll forgive you.
Next, Ume-chan.
I'll make salt on my own.
Have you ever done that before?
No, I haven't.
Next, Moemi-chan.
I'll have a guest sing a song for me.
That's smart.
I thought you were flying.
I don't think I can do that.
I'll deceive the guest by making them clap their hands.
That's amazing.
I'll remember it in the meantime.
I don't know.
You're cute, so I'll forgive you.
Thank you for waiting.
Let's hear what the senior thinks.
Please.
I actually met him.
He started singing, and he suddenly turned pale.
The first phrase didn't come out at all.
What's wrong?
I stopped the band and said,
I'm sorry, I forgot the lyrics.
I apologized.
It's our job, not the audience's.
I want the audience to be convinced.
It's Nagayama's opinion to be honest.
Let's make sure we don't make a mistake.
I'm sorry.
The second question.
Why are your eyes so beautiful?
A cute project that's getting more and more heated up.
I asked this person who seems to be familiar with the entertainment world.
I'm so embarrassed.
Here's their studio live.
Please.
I don't know.
You're cute, so I'll forgive you.
Thank you for waiting.
Let's hear what the senior thinks.
Please.
I actually met him.
He started singing, and he turned pale.
The first phrase didn't come out at all.
What's wrong?
I stopped the band and said,
It's a little finger dance.
It's a little long dance.
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Tomorrow will be a brand new day
Love is a mess, but it's my role
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
More than a girl, I'll be honest
I'll love you a lot, I'll love you
After this, a cute lion cub appears!
Next week, Tsuji-chan and Mikki's cute animal investigation team will catch some amazing information!
What did they find?
A very cute lion cub!
And they're all very happy to be in the studio!
Let's answer the quiz and get the prize!
From the Japan Record Association, a music gift card that can be used with various music and video software
And from ZOX, a portable DVD player that allows you to enjoy music and video without having to choose a location
We'll give you Boobic!
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