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Let's reveal the true nature of the Morning Musume.
Here it comes!
They're up to no good again!
Let's see if they can pull off a miracle!
The Miracle Shooter!
With the Toray Seikyo Machine, the kids are excited!
I'm going to cut down that annoying tree!
Huh?
There's no tree!
Why is there no tree?
Where did it go?
Hey, you!
You're being praised by the patient!
Stop being crazy and going crazy!
Hey, police officer!
I was trying to cut down the tree that was here!
There's no tree!
I told you this isn't a competition!
If you have something to say, I'll ask the police!
Please don't go to the police!
Fine, I'll go!
You're being so nice!
Why is there no tree?
Jack!
Where are you, Jack?
Where did you go?
Oh?
He might be in here.
Jack!
Don't hide! Come out!
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
What are you going to do?
In the land of fairies,
if you cast a spell, it'll open.
Okay.
Here I go.
Sunset, go!
I knew it!
It's Jack!
That's weird.
I'm so happy.
That's weird.
Why is there a Jack and a beanstalk
in the land of fairies?
I'm so happy.
Among the Jack and the beanstalk,
there's a blue bird, Michiru.
She must have escaped from the picture book.
That's weird.
What she's saying is weird.
Escaping from the picture book?
No way.
Then who's going to come out
in the story of Japan?
I'm coming out.
No way.
Once upon a time,
Urashima was taken away by a god who saved her.
Huh?
Was Ryugu Castle this way?
She's here.
I don't believe it.
Urashima, take me to Ryugu Castle.
I don't believe it.
This is a dream.
Jack!
Where are you?
Jack!
Is that the mother of Jack and the beanstalk?
No, it's not.
This is a dream.
Oh, my.
Oh, my, Jack!
Why is Jack in this different story?
It's your doing.
No.
Don't lie like that.
Tell me the truth.
No.
If you don't tell me the truth,
I'll kill you.
It's a dream.
I'll kill you.
It hurts.
I hate it.
I hate the world of fairies.
Hey, Jack.
Jack.
Jack, where are you?
What should I do to see you?
Jack, where should I go?
I'll keep that axe for a while.
By the way, police officer.
Yes?
Don't you think strange things have been happening recently?
That's true.
This time, Taro Urashima came out of a Japanese fairy tale.
That's ridiculous.
If such a strange thing happens, I'll imitate that person.
Is that person real?
It's true.
It's impossible.
A long time ago, Urashima was taken by the god of help.
After all, the Ryubu Castle is here.
That's right.
Then, go ahead.
Do I have to do this?
Yes.
It's a good idea.
It's time for Ronaldinho to PK.
I don't have anything to say today.
Idiot!
Finally, the time has come!
It's going to be a big event!
Congratulations!
Please come in.
Everyone, please take a seat.
Tami-chan, please take a seat.
Let's go.
Today, a new friend has come to play.
Who is it?
What kind of friend is it?
Is she cute?
She is very cute.
Macho-chan, welcome.
Good morning.
Hello.
Macho-chan, please introduce yourself.
I came from Yoshimoto Kindergarten.
I'm Macho-macho.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning.
Today's friend is Macho-macho.
By the way, she should be the first time to meet the actors of Harumon Kindergarten.
But I've seen her at a local festival.
I don't go to such a place.
You can dance Yassai-mossai, can't you?
I don't know.
I want to dance Yassai-mossai, so move away.
Let's dance Yassai-mossai.
What is that? I don't know.
I live in my hometown.
I'm scared.
I don't know.
What is Yassai-mossai?
There is Yassai-mossai.
Yassai-mossai.
Let's dance Yassai-mossai.
Maybe Makoto-chan can dance.
Makoto-chan, please dance.
I want to dance Yassai-mossai.
I'm going to be a heroine of Kisarazu.
Please teach me how to dance.
Yassai-mossai.
Let's dance Yassai-mossai.
And, the last one.
Ossa, ossa, ossa, ossa, ossa.
The lines are good.
Let's go next time.
Let's play again.
This game is called Tonda-tonda-roba in English.
I'll explain the rules.
First, open your left hand while sitting.
Put your right index finger on it and stand by.
Then, your parents will call you Tonda-tonda-maru- maru.
If you can really fly,
put your right hand up to the sky and shout Tonda.
If you can't fly, don't move.
If you make a mistake or are late, you're out.
For those who make a mistake,
please drink healthy tea, Kudin-cha.
Let's start.
Macha-chan, are you ready?
Yes.
Macha-chan is nervous.
I'm scared.
I'll do my best.
Let's start.
The theme is Tonda-tonda.
Ready?
Tonda-tonda.
Paper airplane.
Tonda-tonda-roba.
OK!
Ready?
Fly! Fly!
Duck!
Fly! Fly!
Ready?
Fly! Fly!
Swallow!
Fly! Fly!
Ready?
Fly! Fly!
Home Run!
Cheers!
You jump, right?
It's a homerun!
You jump and you call it a homerun?
Everyone, jumping is a ball.
That's right.
If you don't jump, it's a homerun.
Now, Reina, Maki, Nonomi, Maki, Asami!
Asami!
Reina, Maki, Asami!
Maki!
It's not a homerun?
Look at this.
Nonomi's face turned into something weird.
In a way, the ones who don't get caught are the ones who get caught.
It looks like Nonomi-chan fell into the pool.
Nonomi-chan!
Nonomi-chan, it's on TV.
It's on TV.
Let's do it quickly.
Jump, jump!
Jump!
Jump, jump!
Jump!
Jump, jump!
Jump!
What's wrong?
She went somewhere.
Reina-chan jumped!
I couldn't jump.
It looks like a picture of the Chiri angel.
Makoto-chan, it's a broadcast accident.
Reina-chan, please remember.
It's a broadcast accident.
It's delicious!
There will be a commercial.
Let's do it.
Jump, jump!
Jump?
Makoto-chan, come here.
Stop it.
Don't come to me.
Jump together.
I can't do that.
Why?
Jump together.
Jump, jump!
Jump!
Hurry up!
I'm so happy that our friendship is growing here.
So if Macha-chan fails, Makoto-chan will fail too.
I'm sorry.
That's...
I don't want to do it anymore.
Because Macha-chan doesn't have to drink.
That's right.
Then let's not make a mistake.
That's right. I just did my best to protect my local friends.
You're kind.
That's right.
Macha-chan's face is on TV.
Then, let's change the theme of Tonda Tonda Robot.
The next theme is Notta Notta.
What can people ride?
What people can ride is called Notta.
What people can't ride is called Norenai.
People.
Then, let's go.
One, two.
Notta Notta.
Taxi.
Notta.
One, two.
Notta Notta.
Horse car.
Notta.
One, two.
Notta Notta.
Water car.
Notta.
Norenai.
Oh, what is it?
No, no, no.
Water car.
Water car spins like this.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know.
Please get off.
It's a horse car.
I didn't drink a single or two glasses.
Then what is it?
In one go.
Go for it!
What's wrong?
You were determined to not change one or two, right?
Why are you crying?
I can't forget the taste of this.
Some girls are tired, but some are totally fine.
Natsumi-chan!
It's okay. Natsumi-chan will be caught soon.
I won't be caught. I'm serious from today.
You say that.
I'm serious.
You say that.
It's painful to say that.
So, you won't be caught, right?
I'll give you a difficult one.
Go for it!
Tatoka!
Go for it!
Ambulance!
Go for it!
Firefighter!
Natsumi-san!
Natsumi-chan!
So, you won't be caught, right?
Hey!
I'm responsible for my job.
I'll dance with you.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Natsumi-san!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Natsumi-san!
That's right.
Natsumi-san!
It's getting fun.
I can feel the gratitude of water.
She is saying something.
Did you get along with Machi-chan?
Yes, we did.
But, Machi-chan was
It was a place full of vegetables.
It was fun.
Let's say goodbye.
Thank you very much!
Yan-sai-mon-sai! Yan-sai-mon-sai!
Sore! Sore!
Yorihime, Osamu, Osamu!
Osamu! Osamu!
Ah! Very good!
You did it!
You three did it!
On the day of the June release, what's the studio like before the recording?
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
I'm sure you've heard that this is the 6th anniversary of the Omoshiro Game Battle.
Actually, there's a hidden theme.
Have you noticed it?
Yes, Fujimoto-san.
Hikaki-san and Kamei-san aren't here.
The reason why they aren't here is because there's a hidden theme in this game battle.
That's right.
Hello, Morning! is a simple studio home project.
But actually, all the games are psychological tests.
So, Kamei-san and Kamei-san aren't told that this is a psychological test.
They just enjoy the game.
And the goal of this game is to find out their true feelings.
What are you two doing now?
Now?
We're filming an interview for a lie program.
Hello, Morning!
We were completely fooled.
It's so sad.
You don't know, do you?
Fujimoto-san is answering seriously.
Poor Fujimoto-san. He'll be very angry if it's him.
So, I'd like you to play the game with excitement.
By the way, Nakazawa-san and Tsuji-san will monitor the game with a psychologist.
I've always wanted to do this.
You can say whatever you want to say.
So, let's do our best.
Now, let's start the psychological test.
Good morning!
Sunday morning is over.
It's a funny game battle to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Haramoni.
Haramoni's 6th Anniversary
To celebrate the 6th anniversary of Haramoni,
we're going to play a game that has been a part of Haramoni's history.
We've prepared a nice prize for each team.
Good luck, everyone!
So, the lie program has started.
We'll start with the machine room.
Now, let's introduce a professional psychologist who will analyze their psychology.
She's a psychologist, Amon Nijihiko-sensei.
Nice to meet you.
By the way, other than Niigaki-san and Kamei-san,
everyone knows the real intention of this game.
So, I'd like you to pay attention to how the members deceive each other.
I have to deceive them even though I know it.
I'm so nervous.
The game is about to start.
I'm looking forward to it.
The first game is the classic game, Haramoni Nari- kiri Battle.
Haramoni Nari-kiri Battle
This space will be an animal park, everyone.
Are you ready?
Lion, chimpanzee, hippo, and penguin.
Choose your favorite animal from the four types of animals.
And get used to that animal.
I'm the referee.
I got it.
Now, teacher.
The battle to get used to Halloween has begun.
What do you know?
Actually, I know what kind of love Niigaki and Kamei want to have.
Oh!
What is it?
Love?
Cute!
I know.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is good.
Which animal do you want to be from these animals that represent the instinctive part of humans?
You can find out your type of love.
By the way, which of the four animals would you choose?
Su-chan, chimpanzee?
Yes.
I'm a lion.
Let's start with everyone.
Now, let's see what Niigaki and Kamei will choose.
Let's pay attention.
What will they choose?
First of all, it's a challenge for Yoshizawa team.
They will choose the costume goods of the animals they want to be.
Niigaki, who doesn't know that she is a psychological test, will choose which animal first.
Please choose.
I'm a lion.
I'm a chimpanzee.
What should I choose?
I'm a lion, chimpanzee, hippo, and penguin.
Is it okay?
You have one minute to decide.
You have to decide quickly.
I'm a lion.
Please hold it.
Niigaki chose a lion.
What is the tendency of this?
Actually, the person who chose the lion is a passionate love type.
Is it the same for Nakazawa-san?
Is it the same for Niigaki-san?
In the first place, the instinctive part of the animal is hidden in that person.
The person who chose the lion is a rough, raw animal.
I got it right.
That's right.
You are going to look at the date course yourself.
How old is that girl?
Is she 17 years old?
This is where the woman changes.
A customer.
The customer hasn't come out yet.
This is where the woman changes.
It's going to be like this.
I don't want to.
At that time, Niigaki did not know that it was a psychological test and tried to be a serious lioness.
Everyone, please do your best.
I'm not a lion. I'm a human.
I haven't hidden yet.
The other members did their best.
Let's take a look at Niigaki.
Please.
This is a lion, Lisa.
She is eating food.
She is very hungry.
She is hungry, but she wants to drink wine.
She is good at drinking wine.
She likes to eat food while drinking wine.
She likes to drink wine.
Next is Fujimoto's team.
What kind of animal does she choose?
What is a turtle?
What is it?
It's a penguin.
Which one do you like?
I don't know.
Lisa, please choose one.
I chose a turtle.
5,4,3,2,1
I chose a rhino.
She chose a hippopotamus.
What kind of relationship does she have?
She is very open-minded.
She doesn't want to act on her own.
Does that mean she waits for her partner?
Yes.
She doesn't say what she likes.
Does that mean she is open-minded?
No.
She has to be kind to herself.
Does that mean she is easy to be fooled?
That's dangerous.
She is easy to be fooled.
Yes.
You have to teach her quickly.
The members are dressed up as animals.
Let's see what happens when a turtle becomes a hippopotamus.
I'm doing a abs exercise.
A hippopotamus?
That's amazing.
If I say 3,2,1, I will look like a girl.
Let's do it together.
3,2,1
A hippopotamus?
That's not a hippopotamus.
I will imitate a hippopotamus.
3,2,1
A cat.
That's a dog.
You didn't have to change your voice.
She chose a chimpanzee.
She observes her partner and falls in love.
She chose a penguin.
She is open-minded.
Which type did you choose?
Team Fujimoto won.
The turtle is happy.
The next psychological test is...
Checking the relationship with other members.
What does the turtle think of Fujimoto?
What does the turtle think of Michiyo?
Hello! Moni Boo La Boo La Battle
Everyone knows this battle.
But you have to guess what it is by the touch of it on your face.
It's a very popular game in Haramoni.
Yes.
I'm going to choose the challenger of each team.
I'm scared.
I'm going to choose one by one.
Misa.
And Team Yoshida.
Ta-da.
Saemi.
Yes, I'm Saemi.
Miki and Sayu, please cover your eyes and move to the front.
It's a reaction that they know but don't want to do it.
Can I do it again?
Yes, you can.
It's really scary.
I know why.
It's a very interesting reaction.
Yes, it's interesting.
Now, let's see the Gura Gura Goods.
Everyone, it's C.
Here we go.
Now, the other team will choose the goods.
I'm going to choose one representative.
First of all, I'm going to choose from the first team.
Ta-da.
Eri.
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm going to be deceived.
Ta-da.
It's a bean.
I'm going to pick one.
Gaki.
Now, Sensei, what do you know about this Gura Gura battle?
We had five choices.
What will you choose?
It's about the opponent's true feelings.
I'm scared.
You know what he thinks deep inside.
I see.
What you do to the person who's blindfolded is to show your attitude towards the other person.
So, out of the five, Kamei chose daikon for Mitsue.
Miyake chose an insect toy for Fujimoto.
What are the results of the psychological test?
First of all, Kamei chose daikon.
What does Kamei think?
Kamei thinks Mitsue is a person who can be used.
She thinks vegetables are good for her.
If you want to enjoy the reaction, why don't you choose something else?
Daikon is not scary at all.
It's gentle at first, but if you look at it from the back, it's scary.
That's interesting.
Miyake chose an insect toy for Fujimoto.
I'm sure it's this.
This is a rival.
A hard object represents a sense of alertness and rivalry.
So, it's good to be friendly on the surface.
Even if you're older, you should be able to get over it.
It's a good feeling.
I respect you, I admire you, and I aim for you.
I want to get over it and do my best.
I don't respect you that much.
I respect you.
By the way, if you choose something soft like A's konjac, you have a strong desire to monopolize the other person.
If you choose something rough like D's katsura, you have a desire to take care of the other person.
If you choose something cold like A's ice pillow, you feel annoyed about the other person.
Based on the test results, please try the Bula Bula Battle.
Fujimoto is a manly man.
Bula Bula Battle.
Start.
I'm scared.
It's disgusting.
It hurts.
Fujimoto.
He was very calm.
Fujimoto's reaction was stronger.
It hurts.
Left and right.
Daikon.
Correct.
Let's move on to Mikisha.
Mikisha.
I'm scared.
Do you give up?
I don't know.
What did you do?
I gave up.
Please take off your eye mask.
No.
It's disgusting.
The correct answer is...
Fujimoto.
Correct.
Please go to the studio and tell them a story.
It's time to tell them a story.
Today's game is a draw.
There is a cake for the 6th anniversary.
It's time to tell them a story.
Are you ready?
Itadakimasu.
I'm happy.
I'm not a bad person.
Wait a minute.
Please put the cake on the table.
Wait a minute.
Please eat it.
I'm getting angry
What's wrong?
All the games so far are to deceive Gaki and Kane
Actually, all the games we played today were psychological tests.
What should we do?
You two had an interview before the recording, right?
That's a lie.
So, we're going to explain the results of the psychological test.
And the members who are more shocked by the results are...
Kamei can use Shige a little bit.
This is the second time, isn't it?
Yes, it was the second time.
Shige is in tears.
Hey!
Don't say that.
You can use each other like this.
In addition, you ate a shortcake as a reward at the end.
This is actually a psychological test.
Is that so?
I'm scared today.
Here, we checked your dissatisfaction with your current life.
That's right.
The dissatisfaction with your current life is determined by where you start eating strawberry shortcake.
Where do you eat it?
There are two people who ate strawberry shortcake.
The person who eats strawberry shortcake is Shige.
She seems to be satisfied.
I got it.
The person who ate strawberry shortcake from the tip is Yui.
The person who ate strawberry shortcake is Yaiyaira.
The pointy part of the strawberry shortcake is a little irritated.
I think it's because of her current state of mind.
There are a lot of people who are irritated.
The person who ate strawberry shortcake from the back or the side is Yui.
The person who ate strawberry shortcake from the side is Zero.
She is the only one who is not satisfied.
She was singing all the time.
She was singing all the time when she was on standby.
She was spinning when she was sitting.
I was wondering what this psychological test was.
We were surprised by the two of you.
It's like a normal questionnaire.
We are really excited.
That's a lie.
Does that mean you won't be confused at all?
Maybe the tape wasn't included in the questionnaire.
After the recording of the studio.
It's all right.
Next time, let's doubt everything.
I got it.
Let's doubt it when Togaki is on the piano.
There are a lot of screams.
The questionnaire was the same at 9 o'clock.
I noticed it now.
It's strange to think about it now.
It's late.
Let's go home.
Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
After this, we will go to the big city.
We will go to the beach again.
Hello.
It's time for DOKIDOKI commercial.
This time, we are in Tokyo Dome City.
Let's do that pose again.
How about this light?
It's no good.
I have a mobile phone.
Are you having fun?
What are you doing?
I'll give you a photo album.
Who will give me a photo album?
Kyosya already has a photo album.
How is it?
It's no good.
There is a comment from Sayumi.
It's true.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
Tell me the pose you like.
If you like it, I'll do it.
If you do a boring pose, I'll make you a racer today.
No.
I don't feel like losing.
3, 2, 1.
It's a cool pose.
It's cool.
Eyebrows?
Is it OK?
It's OK.
I can do it.
It's a common pose.
Put this in.
Hey.
I refuse.
You were denied.
Don't deny it.
It's terrible.
I'll do it.
3, 2, 1.
It's cute.
It's better.
It's not good.
The racer is Gaki.
Machine No.27 Thunder Dolphin
It passes through the building at high speed and goes through the city
Is the belt only on Dolphin?
No, it's not
It's not funny at all
Wait, Gacchan is here
Gacchan, are you okay?
Are you nervous?
Are you okay?
It's not funny at all
Look at this atmosphere
Let's do our best
It's fast, isn't it?
No, it's not
Wait, isn't it fast?
I have something to announce today
I'm scared
It's fast, isn't it?
What should I do?
Wait
I'm scared
I'm so nervous
I'm so excited
I'm a world champion
Gacchan, let's do our best
It's not funny at all
So
It's not funny at all
I'm scared
I'm 15 years old
I'm still young
I'm a little mature
I'm scared
And, ABI-chan's
Wait, is it a lie?
ABI-chan's
ABI-chan's single will be released on June 28th
Please
And, AMANATSU's photo book will be released today
Please take a look
Don't miss it
AMANATSU's photo book will be released today
And, ABI-chan's The Stress will be released on June 28th
And, a wonderful present from Morning Musume
I can't make a good smile
Even if I'm clumsy, I can enjoy every day
I'm so happy when I'm with my lover
When I count the last train, my dream wakes up
Hold me tight
Only when I'm lonely
Hold me tight
I'm fine now
Hey, hey, a happy everyday
Isn't it nice to be confident?
We're not all the same
Jump, jump, let's go
I have the best wings
If you look up, the future
Boys and girls, we're ambitious
Jump! Jump! Let's take off!
I'm holding the wings of an angel
If you look up, the future
Boys and girls, be ambitious
Hey! Hey! Before you get happy
Isn't it okay to be confident?
Because tomorrow, the same wings will cross
Jump! Jump! Let's take off!
I'm holding the wings of an angel
If you look up, the future
Boys and girls, be ambitious
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