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Today's Kanamori is a story-telling showdown with Entame Restaurant's Itsu no Koko Kara!
In this exciting showdown, the members' dissatisfaction will explode!
It's really fun!
In addition, the morning show will be a sad time showdown, so don't miss it!
Oh my, I'm here again.
Where did Michiru go?
Oh my, I'm here again.
Where is Chiruchiru?
Michiru?
Chiruchiru!
Michiru! I wanted to see you!
I'm so happy to see you, Chiruchiru!
Hey, you guys! Don't make a fuss here!
Oh my, this villager is saying something.
I'm not a villager, but I'm telling you not to make a fuss in front of the station!
I got it.
It's okay if you get it. You guys are good girls.
I told you not to make a fuss here!
Oh my, this villager is saying something.
I'm not a villager, but I'm telling you not to make a fuss in front of the station!
Oh my, this villager is saying something.
I'm not a villager, but I'm telling you not to make a fuss in front of the station!
No!
If I were a mushroom, I would be like this and this and this!
Mushroom!
I'm a mushroom!
I'm not a mushroom!
Don't make a fuss here!
Go over there!
I got it.
If you got it, that's fine.
Okay, let's go out.
What's wrong with you!
Children listen to adults!
We're not children.
We're looking for blue birds, Chirichiru and Michiru.
Chirichiru or Jirichiru, anything is fine.
Don't make a fuss in front of the station!
Pa-pa, pa-pa.
Oh, it's a blue bird.
It's late.
And that's a pigeon.
Chirichiru, it's a golden egg.
You're right. It's a golden egg.
It's a pigeon's feather.
It's a dirty feather.
Do you want me to cut it in half for you?
I don't need it!
Hurry up and throw it away!
Chiruchiru-nii-san!
What is it?
Let's catch the blue bird!
That's right!
And let's have it lay more golden eggs!
Let's do that!
Wait for me!
I won't lose to you!
I'm fast too!
Wait for me!
Hurry up and go!
Wait for me!
The happy blue bird!
What's wrong with them?
They're so weird.
Momoko-san?
What's going on?
Momoko, Eki-san,
I think there are a lot of weird people around here.
Recently, there are a lot of people who appear in fairy tales.
That's right.
There are a lot of weird people around here.
I was just being careful.
Momoko-san.
Isn't the person over there a little weird?
It's the first time I've seen that person.
That's right.
Where am I?
Why am I in a place like this?
What's that?
Hey!
Wait!
Stop it!
If you do that, you'll break it!
That's right.
You two are so suspicious.
No matter how you look at it, you two are more suspicious.
That's right.
That's it!
Hey!
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
That's not it.
That's it!
Stop it!
That's not it.
That's right.
Who are you?
Me?
My name is Zebet.
Bezet?
Everyone in the village calls me Grandpa Zebet.
Grandpa Zebet?
That's it.
Grandpa Zebet who made Pinoki.
That's right.
I'm Dr. Ochanomizu who made Atom.
That's not it.
You made Pinoki, didn't you?
Who?
Grandpa.
Where is Grandma?
I don't know.
Grandpa is looking for Pinoki, isn't he?
That's it.
I'm looking for it.
Where?
Where is Nobuhiko?
Where?
Nobuhiko?
That's not it.
Where is Nobuhiko?
Your voice has changed.
That's right.
My head hurts.
I'm tired.
Let's take a break.
That's right.
Let's take a break.
Wait.
Papa.
Wait.
Blue bird.
That's not a blue bird, Papa.
I caught it.
I caught a blue bird.
That's not it, Papa.
It's a normal heart, Papa.
It's a blue bird.
Papa.
Give birth to a golden egg.
That's not a golden egg, Papa.
It's a mouse.
Help me, Papa.
Hey, where are you?
That's not it.
Who am I looking for?
Hey, Nobuhiko.
Who are you?
To be continued.
After this, we'll have a showdown.
Welcome to Gyo-retsu Gourmet Soudatsu Entame Restaurant.
Today, we have...
Mr. Abe.
Thank you very much.
Comedy is my specialty.
I think it's perfect.
Let's watch today's Gyo-retsu Gourmet.
VTR.
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Gyo-retsu Gourmet.
Melting double sauce.
In a city with an elegant atmosphere,
there is a long line of women.
Romantic Yokohama.
This menu is loved by people of all ages.
Handmade Katsu Sandwich.
It looks good.
This is their special fillet.
It's aged at a low temperature for 40 days.
The smell of pork is gone,
and it's surprisingly soft.
And the bread is wrapped in the meat.
The bread is specially made for the bread.
They make it on the spot.
Freshly made bread.
Put a lot of this fresh bread on it and fry it in the oil of the original bread.
It takes about two and a half minutes.
Cut the oil and let it sit in the heat for another minute.
Then, the outside is crispy and the inside is slightly pink.
If you put a little sweet cutlet sauce on the bread
and the original white sauce,
the thick cutlet and the two sauces blend well.
With tomatoes and lettuce, the special cutlet sandwich is finally complete.
In addition to the texture of the vegetables,
the double sauce and the umami of the meat are full and melt together.
Today, we will enjoy this line of food.
Itadakimasu.
Is it good?
I haven't eaten it yet.
I'm sorry.
I'll eat it after I eat it.
Is it good?
Two kinds of sauces spread in my mouth.
I understand.
I understand how you speak.
After all.
I understand.
It's delicious.
What's wrong?
Is it good?
It's delicious.
It's low.
It's completely different.
It's delicious.
Thank you very much.
The only one who can eat Gyo-retsu Gourmet is Nime-sama.
Let's welcome today's entertainer.
It's always the two of you from here.
Gyokai!
It's loud, idiot!
You first like socializing, asshole!
It's loud, idiot!
You first like socializing, asshole!
Full gay too, sos, sos, biased!
Whatever I'm reading above you and something between you, don't want to say the same thing!
The idiot left the dance!
Hey, who is gay?!
The bikini on my shoulder!
It's my dress!
I can't even recognize it!
You idiot!
Hey, you idiot!
All of them are the same,
so you shouldn't bring back a clean one!
You idiot!
The bikini on my shoulder!
It's my dress!
I can't even recognize it!
You idiot!
Hey, you idiot!
APO!
What are you, a manufacturer, you idiot?!
DOKI DOKI!
KENKYO!
It's MADAMADAMADAMADOKI!
KENKYO!
You idiot!
You're making a very fierce butterfly, you idiot!
Hey, you idiot!
You're not moving forward at all just because you're so intense, you idiot!
I'm not doing anything intense, you idiot!
You idiot! You're the first one to spray water, you idiot!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
If I were to be reborn, I'd want to become a bird and fly around the sky, you idiot!
You idiot! The yakitori you ate the other day was so good, you idiot!
If I were to be reborn, I'd want to become a bird and fly around the sky, you idiot!
You idiot! You'd want to become a stone statue and keep your head down, you idiot!
You idiot! You'd want to become a police officer and keep your head down, you idiot!
If I were to be reborn, I'd want to become a police officer and keep my head down, you idiot!
You idiot! If you look closely, you're a police officer, you idiot!
If I were to be reborn, I'd want to become a police officer and keep my head down, you idiot!
You idiot! He's just a part-time job, you idiot!
Thank you very much!
Now, let me introduce them again.
They're the two who always come from here!
Nice to meet you!
So, today, I heard that the two of you have something to discuss with each other.
What could it be?
Oh, Rena!
Your speech has gotten worse.
Well, my speech has always been bad.
It's not like it's gotten worse.
Okay, Mame!
I feel like I'm at my limit as a Yankee character.
No, I'll keep going. I'll keep going.
Okay, Eri!
The price of the sketchbook is so high that I can't buy it anymore.
Is Morning Musume... such a rude group of people stupid?
This time, the members will be asked to challenge their stories from the perspective of a young girl.
The first round is Morning Musume.'s DOKEDOKE!
Now, I'd like you to think about the familiar story of DOKEDOKE that I showed you earlier.
Please tell me what you're curious about and what you'd like to say.
It's hard to think about it all of a sudden.
Ishikawa-san.
Japan.
Please.
So, it's been a while since Ishikawa-san has been in Japan.
DOKEDOKE! DOKEDOKE! DOKEDOKE!
DOKEDOKE! DOKEDOKE!
Are you going to be bullied by the members because you're so rude?
Are you stupid? You've been bullied by your juniors, haven't you?
Are you going to be bullied by the members because you're so rude?
You haven't been bullied recently, haven't you?
Aren't you a little lonely?
Thank you very much.
That's good.
Who do you think is the most rude?
That's right. If it's like this, it's Mission.
Are you the most rude?
We're the same age, but we're still a little rude.
In this way, the members will think of a story called DOKEDOKE!
Yes.
Then, thinking time, start!
What is the point of judging?
I want you to tell me what you're talking about.
It's a big premise, isn't it?
Among the 11 people who have finished writing the story,
First of all, as a preliminary calculation, the two of you will be chosen to go to the makeup room.
Now, the judging is over.
First of all, I would like to announce the first person to go to the makeup room.
This person!
Konno Asami!
Then, Konkon first!
Konno Asami, who always gives a high-level answer,
What is this story?
I want to hear the story of Konno Asami.
Then, Konno Asami, please announce the story.
DOKEDOKE! DOKEDOKE!
First of all, I ate Jingisukan at the farm, you idiot!
You idiot! It's disgusting to eat Jingisukan in front of cute people!
First of all, I ate Jingisukan at the farm, you idiot!
You idiot! But it's delicious, so I gave it to you!
When I come here, I'm full.
I'm full of saying, you idiot!
Konko, this is a car, a motorcycle.
You idiot!
Before there was a sheep, I ate Jingisukan.
That's a pretty black feeling.
It came to my mind.
That's good.
Yes, it's great.
So, 21, please write this guy!
Then, the second person to go to the final is this person!
Please!
Takahashi Ai!
Then, Ai-chan, please come to the front.
Takahashi, who is not good at laughing.
This time, he made a joke about his daily dissatisfaction.
What kind of story is Ai-chan?
I wonder.
Then, Takahashi Ai-chan, please announce the story.
DOKEDOKE! DOKEDOKE!
The staff told me to say something interesting, you idiot!
You idiot! It's impossible for me to ask for such a thing, you idiot!
The staff told me to say something interesting, you idiot!
You idiot!
But I'm doing my best, you idiot!
Is this a true story?
It's a true story.
I see.
Even though I can't say something interesting, I'm glad I'm angry.
You can't say it, you idiot.
I can't say it.
But it was easy to do it because it was similar to Kikuchi-san.
So, it's a tie of 15.
Then, the third person is this person.
Yoshizawa Hitomi!
Yoshi, please come to the front.
Yoshizawa, the leader of the first team.
Pay attention to the clothes that look good on her.
What are you going to do? Do you have any complaints about Morning Musumen.
I don't have any complaints.
Then, please announce the story.
DOKEDOKE! DOKEDOKE!
Ken-chan, wait a minute!
DOKEDOKE!
You idiot! You were riding Mikiti in the newspaper!
You idiot! I thought it was Fujimoto Mika, but it was Mikiti on a skateboard!
You idiot! You were riding Mikiti in the newspaper!
You idiot! I thought it was Mikiti on a skateboard!
You idiot!
Thank you very much.
It's a great momentum.
I haven't finished talking, but I'm listening with my head.
Mikiti was ahead of me.
Well, well, well.
Thank you.
But Mikiti was in the newspaper.
I thought so, but it was a skateboard.
I thought it was a random incident.
I was surprised.
So, you got 18 points.
The fourth person is this person.
Abe Natsumi!
Senpai Abe is wearing make-up.
However, the members are worried.
Abe-san sometimes doesn't know how to laugh.
That's right.
I don't know.
Even though everyone doesn't know, I have to convince myself.
That's right.
I have to say yes.
Okay, Abe-san.
Please announce the story.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait.
Okay, okay, okay.
You raised your hand and stopped the taxi, you idiot!
You idiot!
You lost rock-paper-scissors because you put out a card, you idiot!
You raised your hand and stopped the taxi, you idiot!
You idiot!
You've been talking to Nemino for a long time, you idiot!
Thank you.
Do you understand?
Excuse me.
I've done it before, but I didn't understand.
What do you mean?
I raised my hand and stopped the taxi.
Then, the old man laughed a lot and got on the taxi.
Then, he said,
Sister, the old man just said he understood that I put out a card.
I said,
If you don't put out a card, I'll lose.
I'm irritated.
So, the taxi driver said,
I can't do it if I don't talk about it.
I don't know.
I'm irritated.
I'm sleepy, but you don't talk about it.
No.
I'm irritated.
Why are you so happy?
I'm irritated.
If you're happy, everyone is happy.
That's the best.
You don't look good in a special outfit.
I'm irritated.
You're big.
You look like you're having fun.
I'm having fun.
I'm irritated, but I'm having fun.
That's the best.
Thank you.
14 years old.
The fifth person is this person.
Kamei Eri.
Her character is as good as Abe.
Is she going to be okay?
Eri, please tell us the story.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Kei.
Wait, wait.
The same scene was repeated before and after the commercial.
It's not the same scene at all.
The same scene was repeated before and after the commercial.
It's gone after the time.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Next, Igari-san.
What is this?
You shouldn't bite it.
I bit it, but I don't think it's funny.
Isn't there a scene like this?
There is.
Is it a proverb?
Don't be stupid.
Don't be stupid in front of the camera.
Don't be stupid.
Thank you.
Don't be stupid.
Thank you very much.
This is the last one.
The sixth person is this person.
Ogawa Makoto.
Makoto, please tell us the story.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Kei.
Wait, wait.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Kei.
Even if I let you go first, the DVD won't come back.
You idiot.
That's it.
Can I do it again?
I'm in trouble.
It didn't come out.
Everyone is fighting.
I'm sorry.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Kei.
Wait, wait.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Kei.
Even if I let you go first, the DVD won't come back.
You idiot.
Even if I want you to give it back, Iida-san is scared.
You idiot.
Even if I let you go first, the DVD won't come back.
You idiot.
Even if I want you to give it back, Iida-san is scared.
Thank you very much.
Ogawa-san, is that a lead?
Is it a lead?
You idiot.
The points are 17.
Thank you very much.
Unfortunately, we have to end the show here.
What was the story you were curious about?
What is this?
You were wearing a mask at the concert hall and walking.
What happened after that?
Who is this?
You were wearing a mask at the concert hall and walking, you idiot.
You idiot.
The police thought I was suspicious, so they stopped me.
You were wearing a mask at the concert hall and walking, you idiot.
You idiot.
I didn't have a staff pass, you idiot.
It was funny.
I was wearing a mask at the concert hall and walking.
Then, they stopped me and said,
I can't go further if I don't have a pass.
I said, I don't have a pass.
I took off my mask and said,
I'm sorry.
I took off my mask and they noticed me.
I was suspicious even if I didn't wear a mask.
I couldn't enter the concert hall.
I apologized to the police.
I said, I always enter from here.
They said, you can't enter from here.
I was surprised.
You were surprised.
She was playing a pigeon in the content.
There is only one person.
You idiot, you're playing a pigeon in the content.
You idiot, you can only see my face.
You idiot, you're playing a pigeon in the content.
You idiot, you can only hear my voice.
You are angry.
I'm playing a pigeon in the content.
Recently, I've been doing missions only with my heart.
You've been doing missions only with your heart.
And I've been doing it with my heart.
After the first round, Konno with 21 points is the leader.
But there's still a chance to turn things around.
The second round is Morning Musume.'s Sad Times!
Today, Kokokara has specially prepared a Sad Times for the members.
Let's see it!
I've changed my clothes.
Sad Times! Sad Times!
When someone dies!
Sad Times! Sad Times!
When you see an idol who shows even bigger reactions than needed!
Sad Times! Sad Times!
Sad moment!
When you really watch SJ seniors, talking slowly behind their shy juniors!
Sad moment!
When you watch SJ seniors, talking slowly behind their shy juniors!
Sad moment!
When you see a newborn Idol, with a cute face who has useless dancing skills!
Sad moment!
When you see a newborn Idol with a cute face but his dancing skills are nothing,
Sad moment!
When you see an idol trying to make you laugh with their face!
When you're sad!
When you see an idol trying to make you laugh with their face!
When you're sad!
When the sun sets!
Thank you very much!
Amazing!
Everyone!
I'm sure there are people who think it's their own story, but how was it?
I thought it was just like that.
Mitsume-chan?
Yes.
Do it properly!
When the reaction was big, the kid who saw this said,
It's a lie!
I thought it wasn't like that, but I said it was a lie, and I thought,
Oh, it's true.
That's what I'm saying.
Now, I'd like you to draw a picture of a sad time in your sketchbook.
Yes.
Well, there are special drawings, but...
Miki-chan, are you okay?
It's okay. It's Picasso.
I think everyone drew this well.
I might get in trouble, but it's okay.
It's okay.
You raised the bar.
Now, the person who drew the picture of the second round will raise their hand and announce it.
I'm good at drawing.
I'm not good at drawing, but if I'm not good at drawing, I'll pass.
I might be in trouble.
Oops.
I'll get caught.
Can you do it?
Won't it be a big hit?
I did it.
So, Reina, did you do it?
Yes.
Then, Reina, let's go.
Yes.
When I'm sad.
When I realize that my clothes are all purple.
When I'm sad.
When you go shopping for clothes,
Yes.
you think, oh, this is cute, so you buy it.
Yes.
When you go home and put it all together, it's all purple.
Yes.
That's a little purple, too.
It's not limited to clothes.
The pouch is all purple.
It's a little like an old lady.
Then, Mame, please.
Yes.
When I'm sad.
When I answered the question with all my might,
but it was cut well.
When I'm sad.
You edit it beautifully, don't you?
Really.
Yes.
Then, Mishita, let's go.
Yes.
When I'm sad.
When I want to draw by myself, but I don't know what I want to draw.
When I'm sad.
It's funny, but it's not in the rules of when I'm sad at all.
When I'm sad.
It's been like that for a long time, isn't it?
When I draw a picture at school, I wonder what I drew.
What did you draw?
It's Picasso, isn't it?
Yes.
It's Picasso.
I don't think it's evaluated much while I'm alive.
Then, Abe-san.
Yes.
When I'm sad.
When I put my thumb in my suitcase and cry, it hurts.
It hurts.
It's big.
Abe-san.
Wait a minute.
I just said it.
You said it.
Let me explain my thumb.
I understand.
It's weird, but when I notice my own thumb, it hurts.
It's like this.
I got a nosebleed.
It's cute.
It's not sad at all, is it?
Super.
It's kind.
I got it.
It's sympathy.
Let's go to the next one.
When I'm sad.
When I was practicing alone while watching a TV show, the breaker suddenly fell and it became dark.
It's sad.
It's really sad.
It's terrible.
No, I was watching TV and singing together.
Then, the breaker fell and it became dark.
I'm alone.
No.
Yes.
Let's go.
When I'm sad.
When I put a new 500-yen coin in the vending machine and it came out.
What's in the middle of the face?
Mouth?
It came out.
The mouth is like this.
If you're going to draw Debeso, you can draw it a little higher.
Debeso.
Don't make an unnecessary misunderstanding.
That's good.
It's higher than Abe.
Revenge.
Then, I'll take revenge on Abe.
Revenge.
I think everyone can sympathize with this.
When I'm sad.
When my dog is ignoring me even when I say,
hand, hand, hand, hand.
Wait a minute.
Why?
What's wrong?
It's okay, Abe.
Why?
I got one more point.
Wait a minute.
I did it.
Let's go to the next one.
This time, let's go.
When I'm sad.
When I spilled Ponzu or coffee on my new white clothes for a day.
When I'm sad.
What is this atmosphere?
I'm not sad now.
Let's go to Yoshi.
When I'm sad.
When I tried to record a soccer game and went home,
I found out the result first.
When I'm sad.
This is pretty sad.
You saw it.
Let's go to Nagata.
Yes.
When I'm sad.
When I saw the sandstorm on TV and saw an old lady who said a mouse was running.
I got 22.
Personally, I like it a little.
I'm the last one.
Let's go to Konko.
Pressure.
When I'm sad.
When I got on the ticket and waited at the exit.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
When I got on the ticket and waited at the exit.
There is.
That's all the questions.
As a result, the two people who can eat the food are Asami Konna and Makoto Ogawa.
The two people can eat the food.
There are two kinds of sauces.
It's very soft.
It's delicious.
How is it?
It's delicious.
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday.
I thought it was amazing to make people laugh.
It's amazing to make people laugh.
It's the most fun.
It's fun.
It's cold.
Today, I would like to send these three people.
Gaku and Rena are not here.
They are not here.
Gaku.
Rena.
Hello.
It's not two.
It's delicious.
It's not two.
I got it from a rabbit.
I got it.
Next.
What is it?
Who do you want to send?
I want to send a lot of air conditioners.
You want to send a lottery.
That's not it.
That's right.
I know.
There are three people.
There is something different this time.
One, two, three.
Kamei is going to ride a cyclone.
There is a secret behind this coaster.
No, no, no.
There is a dark tunnel.
You can do it, Kamei.
You can do it.
There is nothing here.
Let's go.
This time, we are going to ride this coaster.
What is this?
Let's get started.
I'm going to sing a song.
Special Generation.
Are you OK?
I'm not OK.
I did my best.
Thank you for your hard work.
Did you put it in?
Yes, I did.
No punishment.
I did it.
At that time.
Hey, hey.
You did it on purpose.
What is it?
I forgot the information.
Hey.
I can't help it.
Us?
What is it?
I did it.
Where do you do it?
I'm scared.
I did it.
Let's review.
First, let's enjoy the movie.
Single VX2.
Next, let's enjoy the fresh swimsuit.
Calm down.
You calm down.
I'm going to scream.
This is a different scream.
Did you win the lottery?
Yes, I won the lottery.
You did your best at Fuji-Q.
That's because the turtle ran away.
It's OK.
I promised not to touch the ghost.
I promise not to touch the ghost.
It's OK.
Let's go together.
Let's go together this time.
No way.
Wait a minute.
The children are informed of the camera at each point.
Can they withstand the attack?
The turtle's waist is low.
Do your best.
No.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
Calm down.
What?
The ghost is here.
Wait a minute.
The first one is...
We're going to have a photo shoot.
It's 7 meters long.
It's quite long, so I'll enjoy it.
Don't miss it.
The 360-degree shot will be recorded.
Don't be surprised.
Let's go.
I'm scared.
Calm down.
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
Don't come from above.
I'm scared.
No way.
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
The rabbit is on my side today.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
The second one is...
Hello, Kids Vol.1 and Vol.2.
Don't surprise me.
I'm just a ghost.
Wait a minute.
There are a lot of interesting things.
Please buy them.
It's TV Tokyo.
Let's go.
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
There's something in my head.
Wait a minute.
I'm not smart.
Who is it?
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
The last one was the scariest.
Wait a minute.
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