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Me ga asu ni mukatte isoku ashi hikitomeru My eyes head towards tomorrow, and I hurry to stop my feet
Even though I had left behind what I had forgotten
Sora ga nagasu namida ga tokei no hari to hizuke wo The tears that the sky shed are the hands of the clock and the date
Anata to deai sugoshita hibi ni kokoro dake kaeshita I returned my heart to the days I spent with you
I still remember our promise, and you, who are leaving, are always dear to me
It was a love that was too too early, we only hurt each other
Tears don't stop violently like rain, that day is far away from the palm of my hand day was far away from the palm of my hand
Azayaka datta kioku no iro wa toki no keika to tomo ni awaku The vivid color of my memory was pale with the passage of time
It was a love I loved, a person I loved But the bell that wakes me up rings like it's chewing on sand it was a person I loved, but rather than biting the sand, the alarm bell rang
I'm still walking now I have to walk now, I hold you in my arms and laugh
Lyrics/Composition/Arrangement Hatsune Miku
After this, comedians will gather in the studio!
Today's ceremony will be full of comedians in the studio!
The show will be a series of big explosions!
Also, the popular segment, Majinesu no Tokunotsu Magic, will be broadcasted!
The commercial will also escalate!
Hi, everybody! Welcome to the Tandori Chicken Club!
This is a quiz where you have to read the same sentence from the top or bottom!
In other words, it's a cool club that challenges you to an opening quiz!
Let me introduce you to the Queen MC!
Come on, MC Reina!
Soutai, mentai, tonkotsu, bai?
Reina's hometown, Hakata!
Charm point, kawaii eyes!
The real me is a girly girl!
Okay, good job, Reina!
Next, MC Koharu!
Miracle, twinkle, pretty, Koharu!
My name is Hoshiikari!
My favorite is Umeboshi!
My least favorite is Rikishi!
My goal is Momoboshi!
Ichibanboshi!
Okay, good job, MC Koharu!
By the way, do you have any big purchases you've done recently?
Big purchases?
I bought a bunch of clothes!
Red boots and purple boots!
I like the original color!
I want the yellow boots now!
How about you, MC Koharu?
I bought a tail!
I replaced it!
I have something to ask you.
What is it?
I think Koharu's ears are getting smaller and smaller.
You're bullying me!
Why are they getting smaller?
Because I'm getting taller.
How tall are you now?
I'm about 160cm.
That's crazy.
How about you, Reina?
I'm 151.7cm.
Your feet are bigger, Reina!
My feet are bigger?
That's a lie!
Are your feet cut off?
No, they're not!
No way!
Your feet are cut off!
Okay!
It's time for the battle!
I'm going to repeat the dialogue five times.
While I'm doing that, you two have to answer the rest of the dialogue.
The dialogue is from Dorainu!
Do you understand?
Yes!
It's time for the tongue-in-cheek battle!
The tongue-in-cheek battle is about to begin.
Listen to the five lines of the dialogue.
You can read it from the top or from the bottom.
It's the same word.
Yokozuka 1
How's that?
Yokozuka 1
I got it!
Okay, MC Koharu!
Yokozuka 1
Ikasu Koyo
Great!
That's correct!
What's Ikasu Koyo?
Ikasu Koyo?
Ikasu means daughter?
Ikasu means daughter, right?
That's right.
I didn't know it meant daughter.
Really?
It's similar, right?
The tongue-in-cheek battle is about to begin.
For more information, check out the program's website.
This week's topic is a funny joke and a surprising magic.
Morinaguchi-san, let's go!
Maromoni H1 Grand Prix
The Morning Musume. who loves to laugh,
will hold a laughing Grand Prix in Maromoni.
On the first day of the Grand Prix, four groups of comedians participated.
In one minute, the person who makes the three members of the Morning Musume.
laugh the most wins.
First, Michael will challenge.
And the members who have to make Michael laugh are
Sujimoto, Honno, and Tanaka.
Each person who makes them laugh gets 10 points.
Michael is a one-minute comedian.
He's a one-minute comedian.
I'm scared.
The time limit is one minute.
Michael will challenge.
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael!
Michael! Michael! Michael!
I can't make friends.
Michael! I watched the movie Nanami.
This song was good. Endless Story.
If you have a change of Michael.
There was a more interesting one.
Oh, it's not interesting. It's a good song.
Sakura from Ketsumeishi. This is really good.
Sakura Michael.
Michael! I love Japanese animation.
Inu no Omawari-san.
Lost Michael.
Michael! Michael!
I'm lost in my life.
I'm at my limit.
Michael!
Lost Michael.
Well, since you made them laugh, you get 20 points!
You did your best!
Reina, you did your best!
I thought it wasn't funny at all.
Hey!
You let them hear you.
Miki, you were fast.
I was able to hold it in until I took it off, but the belt broke unexpectedly.
Oh, you're right!
Oh, my buckle!
What should I do?
The next challenger is the laughing comedian, The Punch.
The three members are Sumi, Michihide, and Takahashi.
The Punch
Oh, there's someone behind me!
I'm going to laugh.
I'm Osugi!
I'm Pico!
I'm going to do a short content with you today!
This short content is a miracle!
Satisfying, satisfying, the most satisfying short content!
Osugi and Pico's short content!
Let's glare at each other!
Hey, Pico, let's glare at each other!
No, you look like a fat tomato!
I don't want you to tell me!
I'm Osugi!
I'm Pico!
30 seconds left!
Oh, it hurts! What are you doing?
I'm Osugi!
Oh, it hurts!
You're pretty strong.
I know everything, twin!
I can't do it anymore.
It's a mystery!
Frying pan!
The correct answer is frustrating!
I'm Osugi!
What are you doing?
It's a traffic jam!
I'm Osugi!
I'm Pico!
I'm Osugi!
I'm Pico!
I'm Osugi!
I'm Pico!
I'm Osugi!
Only one person?
Yes!
One person laughed, so you get 10 points!
Wait, wait, wait!
I was the only one who laughed.
I'm sorry.
Are you alone?
Yes, I'm alone.
You're going to be annihilated by mutaigotsu.
Next is Time Machine No. 3.
They are the top 3 who advanced to the finals in last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
The battle is between Migaki, Ogawa, and Yoshizawa.
Well, let's do it!
Let's do it.
I'll do an impersonation.
I'll do an impersonation of Ketchup at the end.
Gintoki's hair is sticking out.
What's with this away feeling?
Let's do a short skit.
A short skit?
Let's do a short skit.
Pichon!
Pichon! Pichon!
It's Totoro!
Who are you?
Oh, he's coming down!
This is embarrassing!
Pichon! Pichon!
Pichon!
But both of you laughed, so you get 20 points!
Totoro is unfair!
It was really close.
Really?
The last challenger is the imitator genius, Ori.
To win, all three have to make each other laugh.
The representative member is Ogawa Konno Kamei.
Are you confident that you won't laugh?
Yes!
Kamei will definitely laugh.
Good luck, Ogawa!
Yes!
I'll do an impersonation.
At first, Degawa-san has a low voice,
but after a while, his voice goes down.
Yes, yes, yes, that's right. Thank you.
What the hell is this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Good luck, Ogawa-san!
Tetsuya Takeda-san will definitely sing a song that he doesn't sing often.
Thank you, Mom and Dad.
I want you to know how important you are to me.
How many people laughed?
All three of you laughed, so you pass!
A little more!
So, the winner of the H1 Grand Prix goes to Ori- san.
It's too early to announce the winner.
I want to see more of Ori-san's stories.
I want to see more!
Is it Enari-san?
The person I like was a fashionista.
It's like Ungirls.
Hey, stop it!
I know about shocking incidents that you don't know about.
I know!
The five girls challenge the magic quiz.
Magic Restaurant
This is the corner where the magicians appear one by one.
This time, we will reveal the amazing magicians who appeared in the past.
First, Dr.Zuma, a genius recognized by Marit.
I want to borrow something from you.
Do you have a ring?
Yes, I do.
Can I borrow it?
It's decorated.
It's M.
Makoto's M.
Oh, Makoto's M.
Yes.
There is a string here.
Can you pull it?
Yes.
Pull it hard.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Let go of it.
This is a fake one.
This is how you put it in.
Pull it like this.
Can you put out both hands?
Let go of it.
Hold it tight.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Will you be surprised if you take it off?
Yes.
Loosen your hand a little by little.
Oh, it stopped.
Wow!
Why?
Wow!
It's amazing.
It feels good.
Why?
I put it in, so you may think it's suspicious.
Put it in by yourself.
Put it in the middle.
Let's hang it in the middle.
You put it in by yourself, so it's not suspicious.
Pull it a little.
Can you take it off?
You can't take it off.
Are you okay?
You can't take it off.
It's difficult even if you pull it until tomorrow morning.
But if you do your best, it's a thin ring.
You can take it off.
Why?
You can take it off.
Wow!
Why?
What?
What did you do?
It's my job.
The more difficult thing is to tie it with your wrist.
Tie it like this.
Just once.
Don't tie it twice.
Tie it once.
It's a person's hand, so tie it as hard as you can.
It's called Gendo.
This is an important ring.
Yes.
I always carry my wallet when I'm working.
Can you hold this from above?
Hold it from above.
From now on, this ring will fly here.
It feels like it's going to fly.
Don't move it.
Hold it around here.
How is it?
Did you feel it?
It's scary.
It will come out of this.
I don't have it.
Where did it go?
It's coming out of there.
Touch it with a bad bulge.
Really?
Like a drop of water?
A bad bulge.
Wow!
Wait a minute.
It's scary.
Turn it over.
So that the camera can see it.
Wow!
No way.
Wow!
Isn't this a bookshelf?
It's a bookshelf.
Naka Tatsuya is a variety magician who is proud of his good looks.
I prepared a key ring here.
There is something in it.
This is a bottle of cola.
There is a magic that can turn this into a great thing.
Put this in and cast a spell.
When you cast a spell,
it will come out like this.
Let's do it again.
Put this in and cast a spell.
Then, it will return to its original state.
This is a little suspicious.
Today, I will erase this bottle.
Put this in.
Did I do it?
With this,
The bottle is gone, right?
What's inside?
I thought I did it well.
You are curious about what's inside, right?
Then, I will do it.
Wow!
Kira Rensuke is a magician who has a great technique.
Please take a good look.
One, two, three, four.
There are four in total.
Please put out your right hand.
One more person from here.
Kame-san, please.
There are four.
Like me,
can you hold your hand like this?
There are four.
Is it okay?
Hold your hand like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Hold your hand like this?
Thank you very much.
In this state,
it is impossible to pass the coin from here to here, right?
Yes.
I will do it.
Wow!
I will do it!
Hey!
Let me see your right hand.
Your right hand is fine.
Is it okay?
One card is fine.
Now, there are three cards.
Look carefully at the moment it disappears.
There is only one card.
It's okay.
For the sake of proof that I'm not throwing it in here,
make a wall here with your hand.
It's perfect.
It's impossible to throw it in.
There is only one card.
It will disappear.
Look carefully.
There are three cards.
There is only one card.
Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why?
I heard a sound.
I don't understand.
Why?
Is it a lie?
No, it's not a lie.
Why?
I want to do it.
Do you want to do it?
When the coin was reflected, there was a sound, right?
Yes, there was.
It's okay.
Let's go.
There is nothing.
There is a sound.
Let's go.
It goes from top to bottom.
Did you feel anything?
It's okay.
I haven't done it yet.
Please do it.
Do you have it? It's perfect.
The Prince of Suspicious Okama Characters, Mr. Color.
There are 52 cards.
There are various cards.
Then, please choose one from these.
Then, Kamei-san.
That's what I thought.
Fujino-san.
I did it.
Is it okay?
Shut up, really.
Why are you angry?
I'll choose.
Can I look at it?
Yes, please.
Please remember the card.
Yes.
Can you see it?
Yes.
This one.
Please put it away so that you can't see the number mark.
Yes.
Let's look back.
Then, please put it back where you like.
Please shake it.
It's okay to put it anywhere.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Then, as it is...
Fujino-san is nervous.
Please cut it well.
Yes.
Then, I'll borrow Fujino-san's hands.
Yes.
This is the first card you just cut.
Yes.
This is the poison of Plague.
Yes.
Isn't this the card you chose?
No.
Yes, it's not.
Then, please put your palm on the number you just thought.
Yes.
Then, please turn it to the back.
Yes.
Please hold it between your hands.
Yes.
Please.
Yes.
Then, think about the card now.
Let's go.
Let's chant a spell.
Hum!
Kama-time!
It's in.
Kama-time!
It seems that the ink has changed now.
Please open it slowly.
I think this is the card you chose.
No!
Kama-time!
Then, you may think that you are using the same two cards.
Yes.
Please sign here with a pen.
Yes.
Please.
Yes.
Please.
Please write it big.
Yes.
Now, you can't do anything else.
Yes.
This time, it's sticking out.
It's sticking out.
Please pinch it so that it can't be seen between your hands.
Yes.
Please put it in the middle again.
Yes.
It's in.
Then, of course, the top one is this one.
Yes.
Then, pinch it so that it can't be seen.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
Please put your hands so that it can't be seen.
Before that, I'll check again.
Yes.
Of course, this one is also different.
Yes.
Then, please hold your hands firmly.
Hold Fuyumoto-san's hands firmly.
Let's go with Kama-kama-time.
Yes.
Let's go.
Kama-kama-time!
This time, again...
What kind of ceremony is this?
I'll go up to the top.
Yes.
It's fine as it is.
Yes.
Can you see the top one?
Yes.
I'll pull it out a little.
Yes.
Look.
More.
There are people who think of something else.
Especially those who don't do it.
In that case, the ink will run out.
What?
Ink.
Look.
There is no ink.
Wow!
I'll do magic to guess what you are thinking.
Wow!
Yes.
First, open the door.
I like sushi.
What is your favorite sushi?
Did you do research?
No, I didn't!
You can change it.
You can say what you like on the third page.
Yes, I got it.
Did you understand that?
Yes.
You can't hunt.
Yes.
I'll write what I think is this first.
Yes.
Excuse me, please don't put pressure on me.
By the way, I like Engawa.
It's the same.
It's the same!
That's good.
Engawa is delicious.
Let's open this one.
I opened the first door.
I will definitely open this door.
What was your favorite sushi item?
Salmon roe.
Salmon roe!
That's pretty amazing.
Salmon roe.
Is that so? I understand.
Next, Maki-chan, are you ready?
Yes.
Among the Morning Musume members,
who do you think is the cutest?
You can choose yourself.
It's difficult.
It's the most difficult.
In total, it's the most difficult.
Including personality and face.
It's even more difficult.
In total.
I decided.
Yes.
Then...
What is it?
This is...
It's a little...
It's about 1 out of 10.
I wrote it on the second door.
Yes, that is...
Kusumi-chan?
Kusumi-chan.
Because it's fresh.
Because it's fresh, it's Kusumi-chan.
I didn't know.
I'm sorry.
Yes, it's Kusumi-chan.
Finally, Takoto-chan, are you ready?
Yes.
What is your favorite animal?
Yes.
What do you think?
Yes.
Really?
You didn't change it?
Let's not do this.
What?
I think you changed it.
Let's do this.
I'm sure it's this.
Yes.
I got it.
Your favorite animal is...
A dog.
That's right.
Really.
I'm sure it's this.
Whatever.
Yes.
A dog.
I got it.
All the doors are open.
Let's open the first door.
I want to get it.
If I get it, it's amazing.
That's right.
If I get it, I want to be a member of Morning Musume.
Let's go.
The first door.
The first one is a salmon roe.
Yes.
It's a salmon roe.
Salmon roe.
Kusumi-chan.
This was a little difficult.
Let's go.
Ta-da.
Yes.
Kusumi-chan got it.
The last one is a dog.
If you get this,
it's amazing.
Everything is perfect.
Look.
The last one is...
Ta-da.
A dog.
What is this?
It's not a dog, is it?
It's a dog.
Why?
I'm not good at drawing.
I thought you were bad at it.
It's a dog.
You got all the questions right.
Thank you very much.
We'll show you more.
Super Magic in front of the studio.
Everyone.
Do you like the screaming machine?
We'll scream today, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're the worst at screaming, aren't you?
That's right.
I'm not good at it.
You're running away, aren't you?
No.
There's a reason.
I'm not going to ride it today.
What?
Hold on.
I'm not going to ride it.
Hold on.
I'm not going to ride it.
You're not going to ride it today?
I'm not going to ride it.
Is that so?
What?
Hey.
You're wearing it.
You can't see this side.
Isn't the bamboo short?
Can't you see it?
The bamboo is short today, too.
Don't talk nonsense.
The three and the nine are not irreconcilable.
What is it?
There's nothing around 4.
Four minutes.
1, 2, 3, 4 minutes.
Pull the deer instead of the collar.
Three, two, one.
Wait.
This time, the car is a surf coaster.
It's going to run on the sea.
This is a punishment game, right?
If Gaki can't say it, it's a punishment game?
That's right.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What should I do?
What?
No way.
It's the sea.
Can I do it?
Wait a minute.
It's the sea.
Wait a minute.
What should I do?
Wait a minute.
What should I do?
What is it?
It's a DVD.
I'm alone.
Next.
It's a DVD.
I'm alone.
Please buy it.
Wait, I can't go anymore. I'm going to be late.
I'm going to be late.
I did it.
That's great.
Good job.
Isn't this really long?
It's long.
But, it's not moving.
I did my best.
Look at this person.
Wait.
You did your best.
Why?
You didn't raise your hand?
I didn't.
You're the worst.
Why?
I'm not good at balloons.
What should I do?
What's this?
Wait.
I'm going to raise my hand.
Wait.
I'm scared.
Wait.
What's this punishment?
I did it.
Let's review.
First of all, pay attention to the cute costumes.
LiU's live DVD.
And, Morning Musume.'s album, Rainbow 7.
The album has a photo book.
I was surprised.
Let's see the amazing magic later.
Magic Special.
The 6th person is the world-class magician, Hiro Sakai.
Excuse me.
Can I borrow your ring?
Yes.
Here you are.
I'll use it later.
I'll put it in the coin pocket.
This is a small plate and a cotton swab.
And this is a lighter.
There is one more thing to use.
This is a key.
The key is gold.
Well, it's the same.
Now, this key and the ring inside will be replaced.
It's a moment. Please take a good look.
It's one, two, three.
A special effect is required.
Please take a good look.
One, two, three, go.
Oh, it's hot!
Wow!
It became B!
The key is replaced with gold.
What? It's broken!
There is something in the safe.
It's a ring.
Please open it.
What's in it?
A key?
What's in it?
Wow!
It's a key.
A key.
Wow!
Please open it.
Why?
Isn't it amazing?
It's made of wood.
This is your ring.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Mr. Color, the second guest.
Wow!
Let's take a look.
It's a card with the name of the member and the name of the member.
Please choose one from these.
Ms. Tsuji, please mix it.
Yes, that's right.
Yes.
Yes, that's right.
Like this.
You got it right.
Yes, Ms. Tsuji.
Yes.
Let's mix it again.
Yes.
Please take one.
Ms. Niigaki, please.
Yes.
Please take one from these.
Please.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please remember the card while looking back.
Yes.
Please.
Oh!
Yes.
It's okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please hide the card on the table with one hand.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please put your finger on the other index finger.
The name of the card you chose will be remembered on this index finger.
Yes.
Please speak slowly.
Oh!
Your memory is injected.
Please put your index finger on my finger.
B, D, O, O.
Yes.
B, D, O, O.
Let's speak slowly.
Yes.
Oh!
Your memory is injected with oil.
What?
You're noisy.
What?
Please speak slowly.
What?
Please write the name of the card on the sketchbook.
Yes.
First, please write the name of the card on the sketchbook.
Yes.
Yes, you're doing well so far.
Yes, you're doing well.
Yes, you're doing well so far.
What?
The card.
Ah.
The card.
Yes.
The name of the card that you're probably taking now is this.
No, no.
It is not.
See?
What?
It's because you injected oil into the card.
It is not.
Then it doesn't matter.
I see.
It doesn't matter.
No, there's more.
Look.
If you do this...
Look.
It's a bundle.
Yes, it's a bundle.
Please think that there are many names of your members in this bundle.
I see.
Yes.
Now, I'm going to chant a spell here.
A spell?
Yes.
If you know the spell, please do it with me.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Kamatai!
Then, you'll see this card in this bundle.
Here it is.
And...
Yes.
The card you chose is Tsuji, right?
Yes.
You're right.
And there's more.
Please look at this bundle.
Here.
Look.
Please touch it.
Please look at it from behind.
Why is it a picture?
Yes.
Is it a card?
This is a picture.
What about the card?
This is a picture.
Why?
Why is it a picture?
The second time.
The smiling magician, Tatsuya Naka.
In this bundle, there's a beer bottle.
But this is actually a Haramoni-specific bottle.
Please touch it and check it out.
Please touch it.
It's a real one.
It's hard.
It's a real bottle.
It's hard, right?
Yes.
It's hard, right?
Yes.
It's dangerous to use this, so I'll put it away.
The reason why I'm putting it away is that it's dangerous.
I'll do this.
Break it?
I'll do it.
It's broken.
It hurts.
It's okay.
This bottle is dangerous.
I'll cover it like this.
Please shuffle this bottle so that Rika doesn't know.
There's no pre-meeting, right?
There's really no pre-meeting.
I'll turn around.
Please cover your eyes and shuffle the bottle.
Please shuffle the bottle.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
You can open it.
I don't know where it is.
I don't know.
Today, I'd like to ask you to help me.
Mikiti.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
I don't know where it is.
I really don't know.
Yes.
You need the sixth sense to guess this.
I've never failed this magic before.
Only once.
Today is the second time.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Like this.
I'm scared.
You can tell just by holding your hand like this.
You can tell by doing this.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
It's not here.
I'm really scared.
I want to go by myself.
You just said that.
You want to go by yourself.
I want to go by myself.
Maybe.
Maybe?
It's okay here.
Is it okay?
Really?
Can you do it?
It's okay.
Let's go to the left.
Be careful.
Let's go.
One, two, three.
You're very brave.
Did you just show your inner strength?
I really don't have it.
You don't have it.
It's scary.
It's going to be hard from here.
It's scary.
I'm scared.
I can't laugh.
These two.
You can't tell even if you look at it.
I can't tell.
Which one do you think it is?
This one.
Wait a minute.
One more time.
You can go.
It's okay.
Why did you do that?
It's okay.
I'm scared.
Are you going?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
This is the last one.
It's really in there?
It's the last one.
The last one is...
It's in there.
I'm going to eat it instead of you.
I'm going to eat it.
What is it?
I'm going to eat it.
That's all for the magic special.
We have an important announcement from Morning Musume.
Morning Musume's latest album, Rainbow 7.
I'll introduce it a little.
Morning Musume's latest album, Rainbow 7.
Answer the quiz and get the prize!
From the Japan Record Association, a variety of music and video software can be used.
The program's original music gift card.
And from ZOX, you can enjoy music and video without choosing a location.
We present you the portable DVD player, Goobic.
You can challenge the quiz only for 15 minutes after the program ends.
You can access it right now on the Morning Musume. mobile site.