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Finally, Morisacchu is in the Hallow Morning!
Using a huge slope, he's going head-on with Morning Musume.
The second season, Zekkyo Commercial.
This time, the target audience is Kameido.
And Ayaya Nessho's new song, Studio Live!
It's clean now!
There's no trash, and no dung from the pigeons!
The pigeons can't poop!
Who did this?
Papa! Papa!
Hey!
The dung is falling again!
Who did this? Really!
Where is it?
Papa! I'm here, Papa!
I'm here!
Hey!
I'm here, Papa!
Dung, Papa!
Stop it!
Don't drop the dung here!
You just cleaned it, right?
I won't stop, Papa!
I'm going to poop, poop, poop, Papa!
You're such a hateful pigeon!
You really cleaned it up!
We have to call the station manager!
Station manager!
Did you call me?
Hey, station manager!
Look at this!
It's all about the dung!
I need to talk to you!
Oh, station manager!
I forgot my hat!
Oh!
Wait a minute!
Hurry up!
There's a lot of good stuff in this house!
You're so nosy!
I want you to clean it up!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Station manager!
The hat is different!
What?
It's a nurse's hat!
That's right!
Where did you get it?
No, no!
I hate hats!
Wait a minute!
It looks good on you!
I don't care!
I'll clean it up!
It's different!
This isn't a battlefield!
Can I?
Give me a chance!
I found an enemy ahead!
Everyone, get down!
I'm going to shoot!
I was shot!
Are you okay?
Please get a grip!
I'm already...
Well, well, yeah...
I was shot!
That's right, that's what I was talking about.
It's that.
What was it again?
It's been a while.
I forgot.
Please be quiet.
I'm sorry.
We're going back to work.
What was it again?
It's delicious, isn't it?
Sweets are delicious, aren't they?
Give me sweets, Poppo.
I don't want to.
Give me sweets, Poppo.
I don't want to.
Mom, it's you again.
It's you again, Poppo.
You have two faces.
Who am I?
My name is Angel.
Who am I?
My name is Gretel.
We're the Grimoire Dolls, Hanzel and Gretel.
Brother Hanzel.
Gretel.
What are you doing?
Brother Hanzel, let's ask God.
That's right.
One, two.
Please.
Why?
Gretel.
Hanzel.
What's wrong with you?
I'm so hungry.
I have this.
But I don't think it's impossible.
We haven't eaten anything since we were abandoned by our fathers.
It doesn't smell like that.
It smells sweet and good.
Gretel.
It's a candy house.
A candy house?
There's a candy house over there.
That's right.
It's a candy house.
Let's go, Gretel.
Let's go, brother.
It's a candy house.
It's cute.
Today's patrol wasn't so bad.
Senpai, look at that.
Ayaka.
You're using the wrong words today.
I'm sorry.
I thought they were doing the wrong thing.
I'm curious, too.
Hey!
Stop it!
Who are you?
Who?
Look at this.
I won't put it in.
Go away.
You're taking too much.
I won't take it if I don't have it.
It's a witch.
I'll eat it.
Don't eat it.
I won't eat it.
I'll catch it.
What are you talking about?
I'm a candle.
I'm Gretel.
I know.
You're Gretel, aren't you?
I'm a police officer.
Don't say that.
I know.
This witch is going to eat us.
I'll eat it.
Please look forward to the next episode.
I'm KON.
Today, we're going to have a group practice.
Are you ready?
Please look forward to the next episode.
Wait a minute.
You guys are not energetic at all.
We are not.
I'm embarrassed as an idol.
Three of them suddenly appeared.
By the way, what are you doing here today?
We have to make it funny.
It's not funny when everyone is watching.
We don't have enough energy.
Is there anyone who can make a gag in 2006?
Is there anyone who can do it?
Please do it.
That's right.
I want to see it.
Then I'll show you.
Please prepare to laugh.
I have to prepare.
Watch Mori's best gag in 2006 on Saturday.
Today's gag is Osmo-san fell into the supermarket.
Mori-san and Chuo-san are fighting in a team battle.
Two representatives of each team climb up the slope to the top of the mountain.
If they get a gold medal, they will get 1 point.
However, on the way to the top of the mountain, the confessor Rikishi throws something and prevents them from going.
And this time, Goto's mansion is preparing for another trial.
Hello, Osmo.
Today's commentary is from Goto's mansion.
This is the first team battle.
There is a prize for the winner.
The team that wins this time will receive this prize.
This is a miso chanko.
I'll eat it.
Why are you eating it calmly?
It's delicious.
She's eating it normally.
Ishikawa-san, you're not weak.
You're always like that.
It's delicious.
Isn't it strange?
First, the first match.
It's clear that there's another trial prepared by the former boss.
Suddenly, the Oshima team's captain came out.
Will the Oshima team be able to win?
I'm sure they're confident.
They're full of confidence.
That's right.
There's a lot of time left.
Let me introduce the player.
Of course, this person.
It's Ishikawa Rikarosu.
Can I?
Yes.
Then, without waiting.
Let's see.
Oshima-san has fallen.
It's starting.
What?
Could it be?
I'm out of medicine.
Please go back to the start.
First of all, from the rule explanation.
I didn't notice.
Osmo-chan's argument.
I was taken.
It's very painful to think about the posture to stop.
Fujimoto is out.
Me?
Yes.
The average age is very unstable.
Kusumizuki has moved.
Kusumizuki is out.
The second blue and Kusumizuki.
How much time is left?
It's quite difficult.
I can't stop suddenly.
I can't stop.
Fujimoto is out.
No.
Osmo-san has fallen.
It's coming to Sakamichi.
Osmo-san has fallen.
Oshima is out.
I can't stop.
Shiranui Oshima is out.
Oshima is out.
In various ways, he is out.
He is beating the average age.
I can't stop suddenly.
Ballerino is behind.
Oshoma is back.
Oshoma has fallen.
The power has come.
He is beating Kusumizuki.
Tadakazeki is also beaten.
Osmo-san has fallen.
It's dangerous.
Osmo-san has fallen.
First, Kusumizuki.
I'm scared.
Osmo-san has fallen.
What is he doing now?
Osmo-san has fallen.
It's dangerous.
Osmo-san has fallen.
I did it.
The winners are Niigaki Zeki and Kusumizeki!
Niigaki Zeki and Kusumizeki have won the gold star flag!
Now that the game is over, I'd like to ask you a question before we hear your thoughts on the game.
What is it?
Well...
That thing...
Yes?
The volleyball machine...
Yes?
The ball was flying around...
Yes?
What was that about?
Well...
It was a missile.
I see.
That's right.
I see.
The enemy is not only in front of you.
It's coming from behind you!
So, you should learn from Golgo 13!
You should be careful about the enemies behind you!
Yes!
Well, everyone, earlier...
Yes?
There was a scene where Niigaki Zeki hit the rod hard.
Really?
I'd like to see that.
Will you show us the replay?
Of course I hit it.
She's very serious.
She's hitting it!
I can't see it.
She's hitting it three times, right?
No, no, no, no.
Niigaki Zeki's face was serious since she was on the average.
I thought she was really motivated.
I thought I'd do it.
She was really focused.
That's right.
After I took the flag, I was hit by the wind.
That's right.
But I'm glad. It was my first time.
I see.
But you contributed greatly to the team.
Yes!
I think the investigation team is really great.
Thank you!
In this game, not only physical strength, but also quick movements are important points.
Murakami-san is quick, isn't she?
I'm looking forward to it.
That bird's movement is not ordinary.
Now, the time limit has passed.
Kanosuke Ishikawa, please.
Then, let's see.
Osumou-san fell.
It's very difficult to get on the average.
Ogawa Zeki is out.
What?
What's that?
Go back to the start.
It looks very difficult.
Osumou-san fell.
Murakami Zeki is out.
Murakami Zeki is a perfect out.
Osumou-san fell.
Kago Zeki is very good.
Osumou-san fell.
She is running.
The ball is coming.
And from behind.
Osumou-san fell.
Will she be able to overcome this difficult situation?
It's dangerous.
Osumou-san fell.
The ball is coming to the commentator's seat.
Osumou-san fell.
Next is Tawara.
Go for it.
From behind.
Osumou-san fell.
I'm sure that the fear of abnormality is attacking these three.
Osumou-san fell.
It hurts.
Go for it.
Osumou-san fell.
Tsuji Zeki is out.
Tawara Zeki is out.
She is one step away from being out.
And now.
Kago Zeki is attacking Tsuji Zeki.
Osumou-san fell.
The ball is coming.
A big balloon is also attacking.
Osumou-san fell.
It hasn't reached yet.
It has reached.
She has to pull this out.
It hasn't reached yet.
This is a big problem.
Osumou-san fell.
Tsuji Zeki is out.
Ogawa Zeki is out.
She is one step away from being out.
Osumou-san fell.
Tsuji Zeki got a gold medal.
She has one flag left.
Which team will get this flag?
Osumou-san fell.
Murakami Zeki is pulling her.
Osumou-san fell.
Takahashi Zeki is out.
Takahashi Zeki is trapped by Murakami Zeki.
Is Yoshizawa Zeki okay?
Osumou-san fell.
What happened?
What happened to Takahashi Zeki?
Takahashi Zeki fell.
Osumou-san fell.
Is Yoshizawa Zeki okay?
Osumou-san fell.
Murakami Zeki got a gold medal.
Murakami Zeki is out.
Yoshizawa Zeki is trapped by Murakami Zeki.
Osumou-san fell.
Please put the dry air on your face.
She can't put it on her face.
She got it.
Yoshizawa Zeki got a gold medal.
Yoshizawa Zeki and Tsuji Zeki got a gold medal.
Tsuji Zeki and Yoshizawa Zeki got a gold medal.
This is the second match.
Goto Oyagata, what happened?
You have a big smile.
Goto Oyagata, you laughed a lot when you hit the volleyball.
This is so funny.
How was the match?
I think it was good.
This is the scene I want to see again.
Murakami Zeki pulled Takahashi Zeki's collar.
Look at Murakami Zeki's devilish smile.
Takahashi Zeki is in trouble.
His collar is off.
Takahashi Zeki is running in a straight line.
What happened to Takahashi Zeki?
I thought he wasn't looking at me.
I don't think so.
This is the third match.
This is the second match.
Murakami Zeki and Oshima Zeki are not good.
Where do you think they are not good?
They are slow.
They can't hit fast.
They can hit anywhere.
Murakami Zeki is wearing glasses.
His eyesight is 0.1.
He doesn't want to see people's eyes.
That's why he doesn't wear glasses.
He is too shy.
Time is up.
Rikamosuke Ishikawa, please.
Please look at each other.
Osumou fell.
This is a very difficult point.
Hurry up.
Wait a minute.
Osumou fell.
Oshima Zeki is in the lead.
Osumou fell.
Oshima Zeki is in the lead.
Makizoe is in the lead.
Otsumo-san fell down.
Are you ready?
Otsumo-san fell down.
Takeda won!
Otsumo-san fell down.
Sit back!
What will happen to Oshima Zeki?
Now, Oshima Zeki is behind Kurosawa Zeki.
She is out.
She has a strange face.
Oshima Zeki is doing her best.
Now, Oshima Zeki is behind Kurosawa Zeki.
Oshima Zeki is down.
She is doing her best.
Now, Oshima Zeki is down.
Oshima Zeki is down.
She is attacking the ball and the wind.
Oshima Zeki is down.
She is attacking the ball.
Oshima Zeki is down.
She has a strange face again.
Now, Oshima Zeki is down.
Now, Oshima Zeki is attacking the ball.
What will she do?
Oshima Zeki is down.
Minagaki Zeki is down.
Minagaki Zeki and Michishige Zeki won the gold medal.
The third round is over.
How was it?
The game was intense.
It was hot.
It was like watching a sports festival before the Olympics.
This is the scene of defeating Minagaki Zeki.
Minagaki Zeki is climbing.
Minagaki Zeki is hit by Kawara.
Minagaki Zeki is hit by a ball from behind.
What is that?
Minagaki Zeki is hit by a ball from behind.
I was saved.
I thought I could win.
What did you think when you fell?
I thought I was laughing.
I was laughing.
The first game is over.
There are various scenes in this game.
These three came to teach Morning Musume how to enjoy variety shows.
Even if you fall, you won't fall for free.
They come to make people laugh.
This is the spirit of entertainers.
I will announce the results.
Team Oshima, Team Murakami, Team Kurosawa got 2 points each.
The three teams are lined up.
The next game is Don's Koi Oshikura Manju.
Two teams push each other's backs.
The team that pushes the opponent's team out of the field wins.
Of course, if you touch the opponent's team, you lose.
The game is a one-shot game in the form of a league game.
This is an official sport that is held every year in Takeo City, Saga Prefecture.
Please cooperate with these two officials.
If you have a strategy or a tip, please tell us.
Lower your hips as much as possible from the bottom and push out from the bottom.
In some cases, it is effective to pull the opponent while turning.
It's better to be as firm as Oshima-san than to be thin.
Is that so?
You don't know if you're pushed from the bottom, do you?
I don't know if I'm pushed from the bottom.
I will do my best.
The three teams will be challenged to Oshikura Manju.
Which team will win?
Oshima Zeki, how confident are you?
I'm confident.
It's too late, isn't it?
I want to do my best now.
I want to eat hot pot.
Everyone has the right to eat hot pot.
Please do your best.
First of all, the confrontation of these two teams.
How will the Murakami team face the Oshima team?
Bow.
Thank you.
Set.
I'm scared.
Now, the arms of the ten wrestlers are firmly fixed.
Oshikura.
Go.
Now, they are fighting.
Their butts are bumping into each other.
Are they fighting?
Their butts are bumping into each other.
The power of Oshima Zeki has disappeared.
Takahashi Zeki slipped.
The winner of the blue team is the Murakami team.
The Murakami team won.
It's a tie.
At first, I thought it was a tie.
I couldn't see what was going on.
I couldn't see it because it was a game where you put your hand on it.
I couldn't see it at all.
I don't know who was wrong.
I'm sorry.
Takahashi Zeki slipped.
Set.
Takahashi Zeki fell.
He's stuck.
What is the winner of the blue team?
His butt is bumping into each other.
Takahashi Zeki's butt is bumping into each other.
The Murakami team won.
Congratulations.
Next, we will announce the next game.
The Murakami team won 1 point.
The Oshima team is the best.
Will they lose to the Kurosawa team?
Bow.
Please.
Set.
The Oshima team has no chance.
If they lose here, they will be eliminated.
Go.
The Murakami team is very strong.
They lost.
What's going on?
We are watching the game.
This is a video.
Now, Mr. Kanosuka Ishikawa has sent a message saying that the VTR is playing again, so please play it again.
Now, here...
Oh, I just said it was safe.
First of all, this team is down.
The Kurosawa team is down.
So, the Oshima team...
The Oshima team wins!
When I watched it, there was a huge clash of power.
It was amazing.
It was a one-on-one battle.
Oh, so it was a one-on-one battle.
I see.
The Oshima team and the Murakami team are tied.
The winner will be decided in the next match.
After this, Kamei will cry a lot.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
Hi, everyone.
Today, we're at Tobu Zoo.
Look at this bunny.
It's so cute.
It's really amazing.
I want to take it home.
It's so cute.
It's cute.
The real one is cuter.
Today, Kamei-san tried to make a picture of the Zekkyon machine she'll be riding.
It's pretty scary.
What?
It's me!
Oh no! I'm scared!
This time, the machine is the Tohbu Zoo, Regina.
Will she be able to withstand this machine, which can experience intense shaking?
Ah, I'm scared.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I wasn't waiting!
Please don't touch anything while riding.
This is scary!
I'm scared!
Will I be able to ride it again?
I'm scared!
I thought I was going to fall into the pond
I'm scared
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared
I'm scared of falling into the pond
Wait, I'm really scared.
I'm really scared.
I'm not going to introduce you to the Chinese miracle.
I'm really scared.
That ball was really scary.
Again?
I didn't hear that.
I really didn't hear that.
I'm going to drink a boya drink.
I'm really scared.
That was really scary.
To sum up,
First, we have a photo shoot of a beautician who has a swimsuit.
Second, we have the latest photo shoot of Ai Takahashi.
Sexy.
Next, we have Mori-san and Chuu-chan's performance.
The three teams will have a battle of the best five!
Let's go!
At the moment, the Murakami team and the Ushima team have the same points.
If the Murakami team wins, the winner will be decided.
The Kurosawa team has no chance.
Bow.
Thank you.
Set.
Good.
Let's go.
Will the Kurosawa team be able to get rid of their despair?
Now, the judges have decided the order.
Oshikura!
Let's go!
It's starting.
What will happen?
The Kurosawa team is pushing.
What will happen?
It's decided.
The Kurosawa team has won.
Now, the Murakami team and the Ushima team have the same points.
What will happen?
The leaders of all teams have to do it all at once.
The final battle will be decided by the leaders of all teams.
The winners will be decided by the leaders of all teams.
The final battle will be decided by the leaders of all teams.
Will the Kurosawa team be able to get rid of their despair?
They are going to do it.
Let's go.
Oshikura!
Go!
They are pushing.
Who is pushing whom?
The Kurosawa team is pushing.
They are exchanging their positions.
The Oshima team is watching.
The Kurosawa team is pushing.
The Murakami team has fallen.
The Kurosawa team versus the Oshima team.
What will happen?
That's the end of the match!
I lost!
I thought they would have a good match because their center of gravity was low.
But they ran away from Oshima Station.
We were all in a mess.
Kurosa-san is running like a wild goose.
And look at this.
Oshima-san is completely giving up.
She lost because of her power.
Kurosawa Team is the winner!
Congratulations!
Kurosawa Team will receive a miso chanko hot pot from Chanko Kirishima-san.
Oshima-san is a good match.
I want a shiitake mushroom.
Hurry up and eat it.
Thank you for the food.
Why are you eating so much?
I think this is your first time participating in sumo wrestling.
How was it, Mori-san?
I don't think I'll ever come back here again.
I want to come back here again.
Next, Matsuura Aya's new song, Studio Live.
Heading towards tomorrow, I hurriedly stop my feet
I thought I'd left behind what I'd forgotten
The tears the sky shed
Are the hands of the clock and the date
The days I spent meeting you
I returned only my heart
If it's a promise, I still remember
You, who left, are always dear to me
It was a love that happened too soon
We only hurt each other
Tears don't stop like rain
That day, from the palm of my hand
I noticed you were far away
The vivid colors of my memories
Along with the passage of time
It was a love I loved
It was a person I loved
But like biting the sand
The alarm bell rings
What should I do?
I'm walking now
Embracing you
With a smile
This is a must-see!
The unreleased scene of the New Year's Special Sports Special will be released!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm so nervous.
There's more to come in the next episode.
So, we're going to show you the unreleased footage of the Sports Special.
No!
The volleyball team's celebration is a mess with a mysterious person.
Hurry up!
What's going on?
What's the first match?
I have a bad feeling about this.
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