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Today's theme is a sweet-talking battle with a Speed Wagon as a guest.
The studio is filled with out-of-this-world, high- level, and embarrassing lines.
We have to become writers.
To be continued.
Senpai, look at this.
Um, Tanaka-san.
I saw it twice.
Tanaka-san, look at this.
Apologize.
Why?
You apologize, right?
How should I apologize?
I'm sorry.
Right?
What? How should I apologize?
I'm sorry.
You don't have to.
No, I don't!
You apologize to me.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
I'm sorry.
It's subtle, but it's okay.
More importantly,
let's ask the two people who are clearly strange.
Okay.
Hello?
Um, what are you doing here?
Oh my, the two strange people are here.
Um, I think you two are the strange people.
What's your name?
My name is Chiruchiru.
My name is Michiru.
Um, it's normal.
You have the letter Mi.
Oh my, what is she saying?
Brother, I don't know either.
She said brother.
Are you siblings?
Oh my, she doesn't seem to know us.
Chiruchiru and Michiru are siblings.
Everyone in the world knows that.
Oh my.
So what is it?
So you two are the famous Chiruchiru and Michiru in the fairy tale world?
Oh my, she finally noticed us.
Um, senpai, can you call an ambulance?
Can I punch you in front of the ambulance?
It's the happy blue bird.
Wait, don't disturb us.
Don't hit the blue bird.
Brother, let's go after it.
Okay, let's go.
Wait.
The happy blue bird.
What should we do?
We can't leave it alone.
Okay, don't be shy, bring it to me.
I don't know how to say this, but I want to go home today.
I'm so busy that I can't do this alone.
I don't think there's anyone who understands this.
I understand.
I'm Fumimaro Kouji Ayano from Narcissus High School.
Hey, don't throw it away.
Don't throw it away.
I'm Fumimaro Kouji Ayano.
Hey, didn't I just tell you not to throw it away?
I didn't.
There's no rule that says you can throw it away.
Here it is.
Don't throw it away.
That's yours, too.
This, too.
Don't throw it away.
It stinks to me.
It stinks to everyone.
Don't throw it away.
I'm Hikomaru Yabukouji from Narcissus High School.
Hey, didn't I just tell you not to throw it away?
Yes.
Don't throw it away.
Hey, beautiful junior.
Are you in Narcissus High School?
Yes.
I'm in Narcissus High School.
Hey, beautiful junior.
I'll give you this beautiful word.
In order for the world to be beautiful, you have to be beautiful yourself.
What a beautiful word you know.
You two are disgusting.
Hikomaru-sama.
Good morning.
You're still beautiful today.
You again.
If you like me, you should hug me.
You should hug me.
Senior, I like you.
You're so close.
I've liked you for a long time.
That's impossible.
I liked you, too.
Shock.
The world is complicated.
Poppo.
What?
Wait.
I finally caught you.
Let me go, Poppo.
I won't let you go.
Because you're a happy blue bird.
I'm not a blue bird, Poppo.
I'm an octopus, Poppo.
I'm not an octopus.
I'm a blue bird.
I said no, Poppo.
Octopus.
Prepare yourself.
Shoot.
Stop it.
Senior.
Stop it.
I'm a blue bird.
Don't shoot.
I said no, Poppo.
Collaboration.
Big win.
Sweet competition.
Today's news.
Entertainment restaurant for gourmet.
Welcome to entertainment restaurant for gourmet.
This is a new corner.
Many entertainers will appear.
Please look forward to it.
Let's see today's gourmet.
VTR.
Eat up.
Fluffy fried rice.
There is a long line in the afternoon.
Ryuka.
This is Ryuka's original menu.
Fluffy fried rice.
This is omelet fried rice.
This is delicious fried rice.
This is omelet fried rice.
This is not the end.
This is chili sauce.
This is a special sauce.
This is fried rice.
Let's eat.
How do you like it?
Let's eat.
Is it good?
Tell us how you feel.
Don't rely on food.
It's good!
It's really good.
That's why I broke the skin.
I don't need it.
Let's have the first member of ENTEM.
It's him!
Welcome, Speed Onis!
You did it!
Ozawa-san, don't say that.
What's wrong with you?
I want to be popular.
Are you saying that again this year?
I still want to be popular.
Do you know how to be popular?
How?
By saying sweet lines.
Then tell me how to say sweet lines.
Then sit on the floor.
I don't want to sit on the floor.
Then tell me how to say sweet lines.
Is it good?
It's good!
It's good, right?
I'll do it.
Please.
Sweet lines for a girl who made a mistake at work.
Okay, I got it.
Huh?
Junko-chan, what's wrong with your face?
Ozawa-kun, listen to me.
I made a mistake at work again and the manager got mad at me.
Am I not suited for this job?
You made a mistake again?
I made a mistake again.
That's convenient.
That's terrible!
You think it's funny that I made a mistake at work and the manager got mad at me?
If you don't mind, let me introduce you to a new job where you won't make any mistakes.
What kind of job?
A job where you kiss me every morning at the door.
You won't become a missus if you make a mistake.
That's terrible!
Ozawa-san, you're too sweet.
You're as sweet as the quality of a T-shirt at a 100-yen shop.
Once you wear it, it becomes like this.
What is this low quality?
Ozawa-san, teach me more.
Okay.
Then, let's do sweet lines that can be used in Shiritori.
I got it.
Junko-chan.
What?
Let's do Shiritori.
I agree.
Okay.
Pineapple.
Ru.
You're more beautiful than a ruby ring.
Sa.
Is there such a long sentence in Shiritori?
Yes, there is.
Santa Claus.
Su.
Su?
You're too small to express your feelings.
Yo.
That's not good.
Yo?
Yoake.
Ke.
Let's get married.
En.
That's sweet!
It's as sweet as the first part of a frozen sports drink!
It's sweet at first, but it gets a little mushy.
It's natural to be sweet.
Wow, Nagasawa-san!
I'm going to be popular again this year.
That's a good idea.
Cut it out. Thank you very much!
That was fun!
Really!
But actually, I heard from the two Speedwagon members that they have something to discuss.
Is it a problem of not being popular?
Which side are you looking at?
Is it this one?
I usually say a lot of sweet things,
but sweet words don't suit me.
See!
Is it this one?
Is she talking about me?
Nagasawa-san's voice hasn't come back yet.
You guys are unexpectedly rude.
To be honest, I don't have anything to say.
To be honest, my voice hasn't come back yet.
So, you're not popular?
No, that's not it.
The sweet words we say are for boys and girls, right?
That's right.
Sometimes, I want to be told by a girl.
I want to be told sweet words.
We're going to ask them to come up with sweet words.
The two Speedwagon members have decided.
So, I'd like to announce the first situation.
Here it is.
Are you ready?
A date meeting.
He's so slow.
What are you doing?
Sorry, did you wait?
What are you doing? You're 2 hours late.
You shouldn't be angry.
I want it from here. I want everyone to think about it from here.
I want it from here.
I want a sweet excuse that he will forgive without thinking.
It's been two hours, so he's pretty excited.
He's excited.
I want a sweet word to melt it in one word.
Well, it may be a little difficult for you guys, so please look at the sample.
I can do it.
It doesn't change in age.
No, no, no.
So, please look at the sample properly as a senior.
Oh, he's late. What are you doing?
I'm sorry. Again?
Hey, what were you doing? You're two hours late.
It's terrible to be angry.
Why?
Because thanks to you, I was able to think about it for two hours.
Sweet!
Sweet.
It's sweet.
This is hot.
No, it's not hot. It's sweet.
Who has a question?
If you don't have a question, I'll hit you.
Don't go that far. Why are you doing that?
All right, Mr. Kojimoto, it's a question corner.
Where do you think it's sweet?
After all, a sweet line is not what you say, but who says it.
Sweet!
Think about it based on that.
All right, let's start the game.
Please write down your answer.
It's like you're studying.
Seriously, sweet.
If I were an old man, I'd go to this kindergarten.
All right, that's it.
It's fast.
First of all, the two Speedwagon members will be selected from the members' flip.
Wait a minute.
It's going to be a fierce battle.
What?
I want to be told.
It's a level higher than I thought.
I'll ask you this.
The person who wrote this doesn't become our writer.
This is amazing.
What is this?
Everyone is basically sweet, but there's something scary about the two of them.
First of all, I would like to announce the first person to advance to the finals.
First of all, this person.
Wait a minute.
Why do you hate it when you go to the finals?
Now, let's announce it proudly without being embarrassed.
It's always late.
I'm always late.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm late.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sorry.
What have I been doing for two hours?
It's terrible to be so angry.
Why?
Because when I thought about you, I got lost in the maze of love.
This is a hurry.
This is sweet.
Can I say this?
That was as sweet as Brazilian yellow sweets.
I don't know.
It's called the yellow devil.
I'm sweating.
It's a sweet score of 76.
It was sweet.
Next, the second person to advance to the finals is this person.
Please.
Mugaki.
Mugaki has a sweet excuse.
It's too late.
How long do I have to wait?
I'm sorry.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm sorry.
What have I been doing for two hours?
It's terrible to be so angry.
Why?
Because I'm always in your heart.
That's right.
It's terrible.
It's embarrassing.
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old.
It's too sweet.
Why did you touch your nipples at the end?
No, I didn't.
I was in your heart.
Next, the second person to advance to the finals is this person.
It's a sweet score of 74.
It's terrible.
Next, the third person to advance to the finals is this person.
Please.
Michitsuge.
Michitsuge has a sweet excuse.
Please wait.
I'll do my best.
Don't touch my nipples.
Now, please announce the lines.
It's terrible.
I'm always in your heart.
I'm sorry.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm sorry.
What have I been doing for two hours?
It's terrible to be so angry.
Why?
Because I'm always in your heart.
It's terrible.
It's too sweet.
This program is an hour long.
I'm getting sick of it.
It's too sweet.
It's too fast.
There are still three people.
What was the point of this program?
When you say Hakuba, it's a little sweet at first.
It's called Fakuba.
It's terrible.
Let's watch the scene again.
I thought you would come to pick me up on Hakuba.
But you don't come.
So,
It's wonderful.
Sayu is 94.
It's too sweet.
It's terrible.
This will be a little devil.
Sayu is popular.
I want to buy many things.
It's terrible.
Let's continue.
The fourth person is this person.
Who is it?
It's Tanaka.
It's terrible.
What is the sweet love that Tanaka thinks?
I'm getting sick of it.
He is too late.
I'm sorry.
Did you wait?
Hey!
You are late.
What are you doing?
You are late for two hours.
You don't have to wake me up.
Why?
I can't wake up alone.
Wake me up next time.
Hey!
It's wonderful.
It's terrible.
Are you sleeping next to me?
Is that so?
How old are you?
No.
You can wake me up on the phone, right?
No.
I want you to sleep next to me.
Is that so?
Don't waste Ishikawa's hall.
I want you to wake me up.
So, Reina got 95 points.
This is the last.
The last.
The fifth person in the final is this person.
Bye-bye.
The fifth person in the final is this person.
Bye-bye.
Kamen Rider Elite.
Go for it!
Will she be able to surpass Tanaka's 95 points?
She touched my nipples, but I haven't touched her nipples yet.
I still have her nipples.
Let's hear her speech.
She's so slow.
How long do I have to wait?
I'm sorry. Did you wait?
You're late. What were you doing?
You don't have to be so angry.
You're 2 hours late. What were you doing?
I'm always waiting.
I'm waiting for your proposal.
This is not good.
Go up.
She went too far.
Let's say she got 101 points.
What did you like about her speech?
You waited for 2 hours, but she said she was waiting for your proposal.
That's not good.
I'm doing this for the role.
This country doesn't have a system of waiting for your proposal.
I'm doing this for the role.
She got 101 points.
Thank you very much.
The winner of this game is Eri Kamei!
Don't you want to know something?
What is it?
The story that you didn't make it to the preliminary round.
Don't you want to know?
Let's do it.
Well, Mr. Tsuji.
I was looking for something sweet.
It's normal, isn't it?
Sorry, I'm late.
What are you doing? You made me wait for 2 hours.
I was making a lunch box for you.
It's so cute.
It's normal.
Well, you should get up a little earlier.
I know you have time.
It's cute.
It's cute, but it's not sweet.
It's not sweet.
What else do you want to know?
What else?
I'm scared.
Kusumi and Yoshizawa wrote the same thing.
I'm scared.
Let's try it.
Sorry, I'm late.
What were you doing for 2 hours?
I was hiding for 2 hours and watching from behind.
I'm scared.
Why are you watching?
I'm scared.
Why are you watching?
Listen to me.
I was waiting for 2 hours.
Basically, everyone knew the sweet pattern.
The level was high.
It was high.
There is only one person who can eat the food in a row.
Let's move on to the second question.
Here is the next situation.
While proposing.
Let's see what the situation is.
Speed Wagon, please.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
What are you doing at this time?
Please think of a sweet excuse.
While proposing?
That's right.
It's difficult.
I want the veteran team to do their best.
That's right.
Please answer the sweet line that will surprise the members.
I'll answer the question.
Mr. Fujimoto.
Please answer the question.
What should I do to be cute?
Think about it yourself.
Please guess.
What should I do?
This is difficult.
This is a little advanced.
I was able to answer the question.
I see.
This is a sample.
Please see the sample.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
What are you doing at this time?
The orchestra is celebrating.
That's great.
The orchestra is celebrating.
I'm sorry, but it's difficult.
The two members of the Speed Wagon will be selected.
There are some people who are bad at writing.
I'm sure I should do it.
Have you decided?
Everyone is amazing.
Is it a high level?
It's a high level.
Who are the five people left in the final?
The first person to advance to the final is here.
Please come in.
Kusumi Kohaku.
Kusumi Kohaku has advanced to the final.
You can be confident that you have been selected.
Do your best.
Please announce the line.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
I'm sorry.
Why are you so fast?
It's okay.
Let me do it.
It's your fault.
Let me do it.
Why are you doing it at your own pace?
Why are you doing it at my pace?
Let me do it.
Please edit this part.
Please announce the line.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
Why are you doing it at your own pace?
Love alarm is on.
Kusumi Kohaku has advanced to the final.
I'm happy, too.
I was allowed to do it because I'm Kohaku.
If I did it, I would have been hit.
When you proposed to her, she was surprised.
I'm happy, too.
I was allowed to do it because I'm Kohaku.
The second person is here.
Makoto Ogawa.
Makoto Ogawa has become a laughing stock.
He is wearing scary clothes.
Please announce the line.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
Why are you doing it at your own pace?
I was allowed to do it because I'm Kohaku.
It's funny.
You just reported it.
I didn't do anything.
It's funny.
Makoto's sweetness is 90%.
I'm glad.
The third person is here.
Michishige Sanomi.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
I was allowed to do it because I'm Kohaku.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
Why are you doing it at your own pace?
I was allowed to do it because I'm Kohaku.
The fourth person is here.
Konno Takahashi.
The fourth person is here.
Konno Takahashi.
Konno's sweet excuse is...
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm embarrassed.
Please announce it.
I'm happy to date you.
I'm happy, too.
Will you marry me?
Why are you doing it at your own pace?
I was allowed to do it because I'm Kohaku.
This is sweet.
There was no other way.
I'm embarrassed.
I thought it was good.
Please go back to your seat.
The number is honest.
But it was good.
Konkon was sweet 24 times.
This is the last one.
Who hasn't been chosen yet?
Yoshi, Miki, Nono, Ai.
Miki hasn't been chosen yet.
I'm not good at writing.
Because Ishikawa-san is here.
Who is the fifth person?
This is the fifth person.
Yoshi!
Will she be able to show her determination as a leader in the final round?
You don't have to be so sweet.
You should make up your mind now.
She's drinking a little bit.
She's not my girlfriend.
Are you okay?
It's lunchtime.
No?
It's lunchtime, so no.
Let's start.
Please announce the results.
Yoshi, I'm so happy to have a date with you.
I'm so happy, too.
Will you marry me?
Why now?
Oh, no.
It's the sound of love again.
I'm glad.
I just want one thing.
I want you to say,
Poo-poo.
Yoshi got 93 points.
As a result,
Saemi Michishige, who got 95 points, is the winner.
Congratulations.
Now, let's take a look at some of the stories we've prepared.
We've got a lot of good stories this time.
Yes.
Are you ready to be shocked by the embarrassing boss story?
Good evening.
I'm Saemi Michishige, who was appointed as the information trainer No. 3.
Saemi, go!
I'll do my best.
Yeah.
I'll drive.
Good.
She's a good driver.
I can't do this.
I'm terrible.
But, I look better.
Anyway, this is today's machine.
Wait a minute.
It's high.
It's high, it's high, it's high!
The number 6 screamer is G-MAX from Tohbu Zoo.
We will announce it as it goes up from the highest point of 53 meters.
I'm scared! Can I get it? Can I get it?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I can't get it! Is it okay?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! Wait a minute! Wait!
Please do not say that lightly
I'm really scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Did you get it?
What is it?
I'm scared!
Wow, man.
Refreshing!!
Wait wait…
What…
Really, seriously…
What's this!?
No no no no no no…
Hold on…
Oh, come on!
That's lame!
Don't watch this!
Oh come on!!
For your information,
Katrina park will be open on January 25th!!
It will be about 100,000 yen.
Honn…
Wait.
Hold on!
Not yet not yet!!
No!
Stop it!
Seriously!
Stop it!!
Ah, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, this is really scary.
It's really scary.
I'm scared.
I was really scared
I really hated it
I was really scared
It was really terrible
My legs were shaking
I was really scared
What is it?
Eri and Abe-san didn't do this
What is it?
2 out of 3?
That's not fair
My legs are still shaking
Wait
What is it?
Let's eat cabbage
I'm really scared
Today's summary
Abe-san's concert tour DVD
will be released on January 25th
On the same day
Gotoumaki's new single will be released
Please look forward to it
This time
There's still a lot
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
What is it at a time like this?
If I'm too happy
I'll make a weird sound
Poo-poo
Who is this?
This is new
There's something sweet
Please
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
What is it at a time like this?
I didn't even tell my dad
You're the only one
This is sweet
Who is this?
Tadashi-san
Yes
I didn't even tell my dad
There is
If you don't mind, will you marry me?
What is it at a time like this?
Is it a kitten? A puppy?
What is it?
There's a cat
But it doesn't make a sound
Who is this?
I didn't even tell my dad
A kitten or a puppy
Have you ever heard of it?
I might cry
Fantasy
Today's special
The best couple
Kamei-san and Michishige-san
Today's special
Omu-chahan
We renewed it
For the two guests
Delivery
How was it?
Everyone
You're good at sweet lines
I'm happy but
I have one thing in mind
I like omurice
But I like you more than the yolk of an egg
I'm embarrassed
I want to do my best, because because of my senpai
That's why now I understand
I came here to play, not to win or lose
Ah, because I had so many dreams
I've realized that I can't go on like this
I'm going to go to school once again, once again
Look at me now
I can do it too, definitely
Look at me now
I don't care if it's ordinary, as long as I'm happy
Ima ni mitete yo
Be satisfied now
Give my love
Watashi ni datte dekiru no zettai
I can definitely do it
Ima ni mitete yo
Be satisfied now
Give my love
Heibon datte shiawase ga ii na
Even if it's ordinary, happiness is good
Ima ni mitete yo
Be satisfied now
Give my love
Chiisaku datte yume wa yume yo
Even if it's small, a dream is a dream
Ima ni mitete yo
Be satisfied now
Give my love
Watashi ni datte makecha irarenai
After this, I'm going to beat you up in the studio, Mr. Dori!
At last, they have come to Gotoumeya.
Come! I'll end this battle!
Gotoumeya has lost to Shigamata.
There are no enemies around.
That's right. Not even the master.
Who will be the winner?
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