AISubs
I don't know what to do with you!
You keep falling from the sky!
Hey!
Go away!
Ma'am!
Go away!
Ma'am!
Good morning!
Ma'am, do you know that the station has changed?
What?
Do you know that the station has changed?
I've never heard of it!
You've never heard of it?
It's that thing, isn't it?
It's super short!
It's like this, isn't it?
That's right!
Oh my, it's changed!
Yes, it's a new station!
Really?
Is there a new station manager?
Yes!
I'll call him now!
Yes!
Station manager!
Yes!
I'm the new station manager!
What?
You used to be the station manager!
Yes!
I've been promoted!
Wow!
Station manager!
There's a pigeon poo on your head!
What?
It's there!
It's on your head!
What?
Stop it!
It's that thing, isn't it?
It's that pigeon, isn't it?
Stop it!
If you come here again, I'll catch you!
Stop it!
Station manager!
What about work?
I wonder if that station manager will be okay?
He's such a troublemaker!
I'll go help him!
Seriously!
Right now, peace!
Takuro will sing today as well!
Takuro!
It's no good!
Takuro!
What's wrong?
I...
I don't have any talent!
It's not that you don't have any talent.
It's just that you don't have any luck.
I...
I don't have any luck!
If you have luck, you have it.
Do you want to start?
I'm not going to sing!
Don't make fun of me!
Takuro!
I don't really understand that character.
I don't understand anything.
Well, I'll be going now.
Have a good day!
Honey!
Honey, you forgot something.
What?
I have my wallet.
I have my ticket.
No, no!
You forgot my picture!
I see.
I'm sorry.
Take this with you.
This is a little...
This is a little too big.
I got it!
I'll put it on my desk at work.
Have a good day!
I'll be going now.
Don't forget this!
I can't forget this!
You should treasure your past!
I don't have a past like this!
I'll be going now.
This is it!
I'll be going now.
Where is this?
Is this a country of memories?
Or is it a country of happiness?
Michiru, look!
Oh?
Michiru, where did you go?
Michiru! Michiru!
Oh?
Where am I?
Is it a strange country?
Or is it a country of the future?
I don't know. I got lost.
Where is Chiruchiru?
Michiru, your brother is here!
Chiruchiru!
Michiru!
Hey! Hey!
Who are you?
My name is Chiruchiru.
My name is Michiru.
Together, we are Chiruchiru and Michiru!
One, two...
What? Are you Chiruchiru and Michiru?
Yes, I'm looking for a blue bird from a fairyland.
There can't be a happy blue bird!
There can't be!
There is a blue bird!
No, there isn't.
Brother, this animal doesn't know about the blue bird.
It's not an animal, it's a human!
Michiru, look!
The blue bird is over there!
It's just a pigeon!
It's a pigeon!
It's true! It's a blue bird!
It's just a pigeon!
It's a pigeon!
Hey!
Don't play with animals!
Michiru, look!
It's a golden egg!
It's true! It's a golden egg!
It's just a poo!
It's a golden egg!
I told you it's a poo!
It's dirty if you touch it with your hands!
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Don't hit the blue bird!
Get out of the way!
No way!
How is it? Is it good?
Poo!
You bastard!
Teacher, you didn't hit it, did you?
Michiru, let's go after it.
Wait, blue bird!
What?
Is this town safe?
That pigeon definitely hates us!
That pigeon has a bad eye!
The next episode of High-class Life Consultation is coming soon!
Today, the girls are going to challenge Sugoda Magic.
Gyo-retsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magic Restaurant
Welcome to Gyo-retsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magic Restaurant.
I'm the manager, Gelato Ishikawa.
Gelato Ishikawa
And today, Yasuda Kei is also here!
Yasuda Kei
Why isn't Kei-chan here?
She's not here.
Well, Kei-chan, I've prepared something you like.
I'd like to introduce today's Gyo-retsu Gourmet.
Do you have a VTR?
That one?
Just a little bit.
Shut up!
Gyo-retsu Gourmet Special Okonomiyaki
Tokyo, Shimokitazawa
In this town where Okonomiyaki shops are lined up, there is a famous Gyo-retsu shop.
Hiroshiwayaki Hiroki
This shop is famous for having a lot of customers from far away.
This is Hiroki Special.
First, put soft and sweet cabbage and pork on a crepe-like dough.
Then, carefully and boldly grill udon noodles, which is unusual for Hiroshima-style yaki.
Then, put the ingredients together.
This is where the craftsmen show their skills.
Check the degree of grilling and finish it.
If you put a refreshing Hiroki original sauce on it, it will have a fragrant aroma.
Finally, put seafood, such as shrimp and scallops, which are seasoned.
Then, put Hiroshima leeks, which are directly grown in the mountains.
If you put them on top of the Okonomiyaki, it's a special Okonomiyaki.
The taste of udon noodles and cabbage in the dough will be addictive once you eat it.
If you get the correct answer to the quiz today, you'll get this dish as a gift.
Wow!
Amazing!
This is scallop, isn't it?
You don't have to eat it.
What are you talking about? It's delicious.
Let's eat.
It's big.
It's really big.
It's thick.
She's laughing.
It's delicious.
What's wrong?
What's going on?
The taste of seaweed is delicious.
Itadakimasu.
It's not the time to joke. Let's do it quickly.
Let's welcome today's special magician.
The variety magician who makes people smile, Tatsuya Naka.
I'll give you two 500 yen coins and 10 yen coins.
Can you show me your hands?
Please show me your hands.
I'll give you 500 yen coins and 10 yen coins.
Please make a mountain with your hands.
Please shake it so that it doesn't fall.
Can you hear the sound?
Please hold it firmly.
If you hold it firmly, a coin will move.
It's lighter, isn't it?
Please open it slowly.
Can I open it?
It moved instantly.
Don't you want to see it move instantly?
I want to see it.
I'll give you 500 yen coins and 10 yen coins.
Can you see it?
Please hold it with your left hand.
Please hold it with your right hand.
Please hold it like this.
I'll hold this glass like this.
Please shake it firmly.
I can't see it.
The coin moved instantly.
I can see it.
This is a good place to put coins.
Please put the coins in this.
This is a beer bottle.
This is a special bottle for Harumony.
Please touch it.
This is a real beer bottle.
This is a real bottle.
Please put the coins in this.
This is dangerous.
This is dangerous because there is something.
Please put the coins in this.
I'll put the coins in this.
The coin broke.
The coin broke again.
This is a dangerous bottle.
Please put the coins in this.
Please shuffle the coins.
There is no pre-meeting.
Please shuffle the coins.
I'm nervous.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
You can open it now.
I have no idea where it is.
Today, I'd like you to help me.
MIKITTY!
Are you ready?
I have no idea where it is.
I don't know where it is either.
To guess where it is, you need the sixth sense.
I've never failed this magic trick.
Only once.
Today is the second time.
Are you ready?
I have no idea where it is.
Like this.
I'm scared.
You can guess where it is just by holding hands.
You can guess where it is by doing this.
I don't know where it is.
I'm scared.
It's not here.
I'm scared.
I want to go there by myself.
You just said that.
You want to go there by yourself.
I think so.
I don't think so.
Are you ready?
I'm scared.
Are you ready?
I'm scared.
I have no idea where it is.
I don't know where it is either.
It's scary.
I'm scared.
It's scary.
I'm scared.
Wait a minute, let's do it again.
You can just go.
It's okay.
Why did you do that?
It's okay.
Wait, I'm scared.
Are you going?
I'm going.
Okay.
You're good.
You did it.
This is...
Is it in?
It's the last one.
It's in.
It's the last one.
It's in.
The last one is...
It's in.
I'll hit it for you.
I'm going.
You did it.
I was scared.
You were scared, weren't you?
What was that?
You were scared, so I'm glad.
You're great.
I'm glad.
Let me introduce today's guest.
It's Tatsuya Naka.
Hello.
Let's start the magic quiz.
Today, it's a one-shot game with only one question.
It's a one-shot game.
Instead of that,
all the people who get the correct answer
will enjoy the gourmet food.
I'll do my best.
Tatsuya Naka, please.
Okay.
This is a box of toys I bought when I was a kid.
There's something I cherished.
First of all,
there's a newspaper in it.
It's an English newspaper.
I studied English when I was a kid.
I still can't speak at all.
I'll put it here.
And there's another one.
I'll use a trampoline.
Please choose one person.
Konkon.
This is a trampoline.
I'll put my finger on Konkon.
Which one do you want?
This one.
This one?
I'll put this card here so that everyone can see it.
That's better, right?
I'll turn around.
Please tell everyone.
This one.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Please put it anywhere so that everyone can see it.
You can't see it anymore, right?
I'll put this trampoline here.
And there's one more thing I'll use.
My grandmother bought this box of toys.
My grandmother passed away,
but I have her memento.
This is my grandmother's memento.
My grandmother's memento.
It's called IREBACHAN.
This memento will tell you.
I'll put this in here.
Stop here.
Here's the question.
How does this IREBA tell you the correct answer?
Please write down the answer on the board.
Is it related to the newspaper?
Yes, it is.
How does IREBACHAN tell you the correct answer?
What's the newspaper?
Everyone, please open the board.
IREBA talks?
She talks about the number of the trampoline.
I see.
She bites the newspaper into that shape.
It's similar to me.
I wonder if there's a correct answer in this.
Let's see the continuation of NAKA's magic.
The correct answer is...
I'll put this IREBACHAN in here.
She's biting it.
Look.
She's biting it.
Look.
I'll put it out.
The newspaper?
Yes.
The newspaper came out.
I'll open this.
Wow.
Ta-da!
The correct answer is...
MIHI, YOSHI, KAME, KEME, KONKON.
Today, five people will eat the food in a row.
I want to eat it.
I'm sorry, but I can't hear your voices.
I want to eat it.
I'll eat it.
It's not over yet.
NAKA's magic is very fun.
I'll use this.
There are many.
I'll show you two.
I'll show you how to do it.
I'll cross this Japanese rubber band.
Cross it?
I'll do it slowly.
I'll do it like this.
I'll hook the rubber band.
I'll do it like this.
I'm scared.
I'll do it slowly.
I'll do it like this.
I'll put my breath in the middle.
I got it.
Don't you remember this?
I don't remember.
I'll tell you the truth.
I released a DVD.
I'll prove it to you.
This is the end of the show.
Suddenly, all of a sudden, Rii-gaki bursts out laughing!
The idol group Morning Musume.
They always have a smile on their face.
But deep down, what are they thinking?
A forbidden project to find out the truth.
Let's take a look inside their heads.
Brain Scan
This time, the target is...
Rii-gaki Risa.
She's a kind-hearted kid.
But what is she really thinking?
So, first of all,
it's no use lying to us.
Heart Psychology Check
We'll reveal her true identity.
Rii-gaki is wearing a lie detector.
What we're going to verify is a rumor about Rii- gaki.
What kind of true identity can we see?
We'll answer all the hidden questions at home.
If you're lying, you'll get a bigger needle.
Who has a question?
Let's start with Rena.
I think the next leader is me.
No.
She won't move.
Yoshi.
I think it's better for me to be the moderator.
No.
I'm moving!
I'm not aiming for the leader's seat.
I'm aiming for this seat.
I feel a little threatened.
Next, Konkon.
Honestly,
I get irritated sometimes.
No.
I get irritated when someone eats.
No.
What is it?
There's definitely a reaction.
Next, Sayu.
Honestly, Ishikawa-san is pretty annoying.
No.
What kind of question is that?
If you really think about it, you'll be in trouble.
Really?
Next, Yoshi.
Eyebrow beams don't come out.
No.
They do.
I don't think they come out.
That's a delicate question.
Next, Makoto.
Don't call me Mame-Mame forever.
No.
He's moving.
He's moving a little.
I'm a little concerned.
The results of the verification are as follows.
Niigaki, who was aiming for Haramoni's seat,
was irritated by Konno, who was eating slowly,
and was actually concerned about being called Mame.
The next brain scan.
At that time, Gaki-san was...
Niigaki, who was pranked,
what kind of action will he take?
The other members are guessing.
This time, Niigaki will be waiting for a secret room prank.
The prankster is...
Veteran comedian Ryuhei Ueshima.
This time's prank is...
Niigaki, who visited the dressing room to plan a lie,
will be pranked when he is alone with Ueshima during the recording.
In the dressing room, three hidden cameras are on standby.
In the secret room, they record everything.
On the other hand, Niigaki's explanation is...
A dummy project to learn reaction games in Ueshima's dressing room.
In fact, being able to touch Ueshima's acting style
is greatly involved in the development of the prank.
So, today, I'm going to trick Niigaki.
I'm always tricked.
One thing I'm curious about is...
This isn't a reverse prank, is it?
In the end, I won't be tricked again, right?
That's a relief.
Let's start with the dummy project.
Excuse me.
Good morning. Hello.
I'm Niigaki Risa.
Do you remember me?
I didn't ask you to come.
I'm sorry. I'm in trouble.
I brought something for you.
I'm sorry.
I was eating.
This is Oden.
Oden?
Yes. It's hot.
It's a little boiled.
Look at this.
You have to take the lid off.
You can't just take the lid off.
When you take the lid off, you have to do this.
It's hot.
You have to take your own reaction.
Oden.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
If you say, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, etc.
Yes.
Do you want to try this?
I want to try it.
Do you want to try this?
Yes.
Niigaki-chan.
I did it yesterday and the day before yesterday.
I don't want to do Oden.
I won't do it again.
No, no, no.
It's such a delicious Oden.
It's hot.
It's delicious, isn't it?
I'll do it.
What?
I'll do it.
Then I'll do it.
Please do it.
Really?
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's the most important thing to do.
At the end?
No, no, no.
It's lunchtime, so I don't drink much.
It doesn't matter if it's lunchtime or not.
It doesn't matter to my style.
Is that so?
Yes, yes.
Everyone, it's midnight.
Yes, I understand.
I'll change the tape.
I'm sorry.
Please wait a moment.
Yes.
The recording will be interrupted here as planned.
The staff will leave the two people outside.
Let's start the surprise watching.
But I really remember it.
Really?
I'm glad.
At that time...
I was with Shishimura-san.
I went to see a concert in Aoyama.
Really?
I'm glad.
I'm still doing it.
I'm proud of it.
It's fulfilling.
That's right.
I've been doing it for 20 years.
What do you think?
What do I think?
It's like a life consultation.
I like bitter taste.
I'm thinking about it.
When we go out in front of the audience,
the first thing we do is to laugh.
It's a gag.
Yes.
I can't think of anything right now.
It's not interesting.
I think it's better to use it.
How about doing a gag with tea?
For example?
With tea.
What should I do?
How do you do a gag?
With water?
Yes.
It's dangerous.
With water.
It's a joke.
That's right.
You sing and dance like that.
It's different from comedy.
What should I do to make it more interesting?
To make it more interesting?
I think it's interesting as it is.
Is that so?
Yes.
You're doing a lot of Oden.
I think my gag is the limit.
Really?
Yes.
Is it the limit?
I don't think it's the limit.
I think it's too late.
To be clear,
I'm going to get rid of it.
Are you going to get rid of it?
Yes.
If there's anything wrong,
I want you to fix it.
We met for the first time today.
That's right.
I want you to tell me clearly.
Clearly?
What's wrong with me.
What's wrong with me?
If you get rid of it,
are you going to do it alone?
That's right.
I'm going to quit this world.
That's important.
To be honest,
it's difficult.
Can I say it?
It's a terrible comment from Niigata.
Yes.
In the dressing room where there are only two people,
Niigata brought a consultation from Ueshima.
What's going to happen?
That's right.
To be honest,
it's difficult.
Can I say it?
What is it?
Well...
At night, I try not to make it a lunch show.
Gaku-san, hold this.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Did I say something?
No.
I'm sorry.
I don't know. Do I have a talent?
Talent?
Should I stop?
You should stop.
Tell me clearly.
I'm worried about you.
I like you.
I like you, but...
I can't help it if you like me.
Tell me clearly.
Clearly...
It's hard to hear.
What should I do?
No, no, no.
What should I do?
I can't help it if you like me.
What should I do?
You should go home.
I don't think so.
I don't want to be alone.
Why do you want to be alone?
If I'm alone, I can't do it.
Tell me clearly.
Am I funny?
What did Niigaki say to Ueshiba-san?
Kowaru-chan.
Don't you think you should stop playing Oden?
Don't you think so?
You should stop playing Oden.
Yoshi is not boring, but...
Sometimes I'm not good at it.
I want to fix it.
Miki-chan.
Sometimes I'm not funny.
Miki-chan.
Sometimes I'm not funny.
Sayu.
I'm not funny.
I thought you would say it clearly.
Konkon.
I'm funny.
I'm not like Ueshiba-san.
How about you, Rina?
If I'm alone, I can't do Oden.
I want to stop playing Oden.
The answer is...
Tell me clearly.
Am I funny?
If I say funny and not funny...
Am I not funny?
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
Are you ready?
What are you doing?
You're kidding.
Wait a minute.
You're kidding.
I'm serious.
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry.
I'll never forget it.
I said I'm not funny.
I'm not funny.
Call me to the studio.
I'm surprised.
Yossi and Miki were close.
So, they are correct.
Yossi and Miki are correct.
Morning Musume.
Onee-san team has a good heart.
Miki is an adult.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm calm now.
Ueshiba-san, I'm sorry.
I said a lot of things.
This time, I'm going to tell you.
I have a wound in my heart.
I have a bad feeling.
I can see pink in my eyes.
I'm going to tell you.
You don't know how cute I am.
I look like a 8-dimensional character.
I remember 8-dimensional characters.
I'm stupid.
This time, they are going to ride the crazy stone.
This is a stone that can rise rapidly.
Wait a minute.
Do you check it now?
This is a stone that can rise rapidly.
I'm going!
This is a stone that can rise rapidly.
I'm going!
This is a stone that can rise rapidly.
It's hot!
This is the new album I've been waiting for!
I can't wait to see how it turns out!
I can't wait!
What was it?
That day...
The brandam rules...
will be released!
Everyone, please take a look!
I said it!
It's really expensive!
It's like...
I'm starting to see it!
I can't see anything!
Let's ride together!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Where should I look?
I can't do it!
I'm really...
risking my life for this!
This...
What?
I can't read it!
What does it say?
It's close! It's close!
I'm really sorry!
I don't know!
I'm really...
I don't know!
Even if you read it from the bottom,
you'll get the same answer!
It's a culture club that challenges you to a quiz!
Let's introduce the new MC!
MC Reina!
Next, it's MC Koharu!
Your make-up and makeup are beautiful!
Let's go to Kyogenki!
MC Reina and Koharu, what do you have in your bag?
MC Reina and Koharu?
Tomato!
Tomato?
Yes, I love tomatoes.
Tomato, yay!
MC Reina, what did you think about?
Yesterday, I didn't sleep at all.
You didn't sleep at all?
Actually, this mother's child is a monk.
Great!
That's great, Reina!
Today, you two will challenge the chicken battle.
I will repeat the Kaimon rap five times until the middle.
In the meantime, you two answer the continuation of the rap.
Did you understand?
Kaimon from Kanaka-no-Kanata.
Kaimon is a cool guy.
Then, let's go!
Chicken battle!
Ladies and gentlemen, after tons of requests.
The Kaimon battle is about to begin.
Listen to the rap five times.
You can read it from the top or from the bottom.
It's the same word.
Light Norino
Light Norino?
Light Norino
MC Reina, you got it, right?
Yes.
Then, shout out the correct answer.
Light Norino Iruka
MC Reina
You didn't know the answer, did you?
I didn't know.
I gave it to her.
You gave it to her?
Then, let's sing the correct Kaimon rap together.
Light Norino Iruka Say
Light Norino Iruka Yo
Light Norino Iruka Say
Light Norino Iruka Yo
At the chicken club, you can get a lot of foreign food.
For more information, please go to the program's website.
After this, it's time for the Christmas Bakuro Talk.
For now, there are two Chuu in front of the Cinderella castle.
Next time, it's the talk of the town Halloween Christmas special.
The guest is Shingo-chan.
Yoropi-kun
The popular Christmas songs are also available.
Merry Christmas
Answer the quiz and get the prize.
The program's original music gift card can be exchanged with various music video software from the Japanese Record Association.
Also, from the Diner Collective, you can enjoy high- quality video and sound quality.
You can only challenge the quiz for 15 minutes after the end of the program.
Access the program's website now!