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Today, we have Majinette, Koharu, and Ami!
What's going on?
This is a physical battle!
What tricks are they going to use?
Turbulent Chicken is going to rap like a monster!
A new information section!
It's huge!
There's only one reward.
It's a serious battle of the residents' history.
It's a game developed by K.
It's called...
Toshikai Katopia!
Toshikaito!
Hello!
I'm ZAN.
Today, those two came from Hello! Project.
Let's go inside!
What's going on?
Say, say, say, say, say, say, say!
Hello, everyone!
Say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say!
What are you doing?
Today, the two Ws are going to participate in the training.
And here's today's interesting reward.
It's a popular Japanese snack introduced in the family information section.
It has a moderate sweetness and a plump texture.
It's Kyo Mizuha's Honwarabi Mochi.
It's sweet!
This is perfect for when you're tired.
If you want to eat this, do your best today and practice!
Let's do it!
Today's training is using a huge slope.
If Daruma-san falls, Osumo-san falls.
If you climb to the top of the slope and take a goldfish flag, you win.
However, in the middle of the slope, the Gokuaku Rikishi will throw something and prevent you from going.
The inexperienced can't win.
Hello, everyone. It's time for Osumo Haramonibasho.
Today's commentary is by Goto Oyakata.
The point is whether you can keep your balance in the middle of the slope.
Now, let's introduce the first Rikishi.
Yoshinawa Zeki from Saitama Prefecture.
Takawashi Zeki from Fukui Prefecture.
Niigaki Zeki from Kanagawa Prefecture.
Tanaka Zeki from Fukuoka Prefecture.
Michishige Zeki from Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Kago Zeki from Nara Prefecture.
I can see it.
So, only two Rikishi will advance to the final.
The time limit is full.
The first Rikishi is Rikanosuke Ishikawa from Choshu Prefecture.
Ishikawa-san, aren't you wearing a hijab today?
No, I'm not.
I haven't seen it.
Then, let's see.
Osumo-san's commentary.
Takawashi Zeki from Niigaki Prefecture.
Osumo-san's commentary.
Takawashi Zeki from Kanagawa Prefecture.
Osumo-san's commentary.
Now, one person has won.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
Osumo-san's commentary.
Now, it's a tie.
But, it's in playing however.
It would not be winning although answer.
That's right.
It could be losing a lot time.
Takawashi Zeki's commentary.
How to avoid it?
Avoid it through challenges?
I'm going to look at it.
Now, the two wrestlers have won.
Yes.
The second group of the preliminary round.
Please pay attention to Ogawa Zeki, the yellow- haired man.
Next, I would like to introduce the second group of the preliminary round.
First of all, Fujimoto Zeki from Hokkaido.
Konno Zeki from Hokkaido.
Ogawa Zeki from Niigata Prefecture.
Kamei Zeki from Tokyo High School.
Kusumi Zeki from Niigata Prefecture.
Suji Zeki from Tokyo High School.
Now, it will be competed by the history of the above six people.
Yes.
Then I will not wait.
Please look at each other.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
Konno Zeki and Kusumi Zeki are out.
Please return to your seat.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
Both of you are out.
Please return to your seat.
This is fun.
Daruma-san is a cologne.
Daruma-san is not a cologne.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
Yoshizawa Zeki is a cologne.
Fujimoto Zeki is a cologne.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
Both of you are out.
Please return to your seat.
Ogawa Zeki is a cologne.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
Ogawa Zeki, please return to your seat.
Ogawa Zeki is a cologne.
Both of you are out.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
I'm scared.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
Which of you will take the flag?
Please hold the flag.
I will take the flag.
Ogawa Zeki, please return to your seat.
Osmo-san is a cologne.
The game is over.
Ogawa Zeki was not a cologne.
Ogawa Zeki is not a cologne.
Ogawa Zeki is a cologne.
Ogawa Zeki is not a cologne.
Abe Natsumi is here.
What's that?
Now, I'd like to introduce you to today's popular gourmet.
Do you want to see a delicious VTR?
Happy!
Wow!
Did you say wow?
Popular gourmet.
Full of meat.
The taste of the real thing.
Ebisu, a city where many restaurants line up.
Here, we found a line of women-only restaurants.
What are they looking for?
That's right.
Shoronpo.
That's why this crab dish is so popular.
It's garlic.
Isn't it great?
This Jinlingrou is a popular restaurant in Taiwan.
It opened in Japan in March of this year.
The chefs from Taiwan are standing in the kitchen.
They carefully make the thin, elastic skin of the crab.
They put a lot of crab meat in the secret soup.
Then, they add crab meat.
They simmer it in a Chinese pot and wait for it to cool down.
Then, it becomes like this.
They put it on the skin and add more meat.
Put it on the grill and it's ready.
Then steam it.
The point of making it delicious is not to make it too long or too short.
Wait for about 5 minutes.
Here, the Shorompo is done.
The real taste of Japan.
The meat juice spreads in your mouth.
If you eat it in a hurry, you'll get a burn.
This time, only two people can eat this Hatsushina.
I've been refusing to eat it lately.
I wish I could eat it for everyone and get a burn.
I don't want to eat it.
It's delicious.
What is it?
Where are you going?
What is it?
Shorompo
Let's have a special magician appear today.
It's the prime minister of the magic world in the midst of a rapid rise in popularity.
It's George Yokogi.
It's a mouse.
It's written here.
I don't speak a word.
What is it?
You're holding a spoon.
I'm not lying.
What is that?
Why?
It's so light.
It's like a spoon.
It's amazing.
Why is it a spoon?
I'm Junichiro Koizumi from Yoshimoto Industries.
I just got a helicopter from the prime minister.
It's a helicopter, isn't it?
It's a helicopter.
First of all, let's start with the bone-thick magic.
The bone-thick magic is the basic policy of economic and financial management for structural reform.
It's very complicated.
I'm not used to the kanji.
I don't understand it either.
I don't understand it at all.
However, Koizumi Magic's bone-thick is very simple.
It's just to make the bones thicker.
To make the bones thicker, you need calcium.
Calcium is...
Milk.
That's right.
It's the magic of milk.
It's a piece of newspaper.
Make it round like a megaphone.
It's okay, right?
Put milk in it.
I'll put it in more and more.
It's a lot.
A little more.
It's really in there.
It's in there, isn't it?
This milk is a high-tech product.
It's coming out.
It's almost over.
And the milk is completely gone.
This is Koizumi Magic's bone-thick policy.
It's amazing.
What are you doing?
Are you ready?
This is the best I can do.
That's the best you can do?
It's amazing.
Next...
I'd like to ask you for a little help.
Anyone is fine.
Let's start with the closest one.
Please come over here.
I'd like to do a magic that can withstand pain.
I'd like you to bear the pain.
On behalf of everyone.
It's guillotine.
I'm scared.
Guillotine.
I'm scared if I fail.
I'm scared.
This guillotine magic.
I haven't done it recently.
I know why it's called guillotine magic.
Will you fail?
It's a huge failure.
My hand is going to break.
Bye-bye.
But this is a pain-enduring magic.
Do you understand?
Pain-enduring magic doesn't mean you can't succeed.
If you look inside, there are only teeth.
Normal guillotine magic has seeds.
I couldn't show you the inside.
But this is a pain-enduring magic.
You don't have to do anything.
I'm scared.
It's a pain-enduring magic.
I'm sorry.
This is a morning program.
It's a pain-enduring magic.
I don't know if it's morning or night.
I'm busy.
I'm scared.
Put a handkerchief in your hand.
I'm scared.
This will make you feel better.
I'm scared.
Put the rest of the cucumber in your hand.
I'm scared.
Put this in your hand.
I'm scared.
Don't worry.
I'm scared.
Don't move.
I'm scared.
She got it right.
Why?
Put a handkerchief in your hand.
Thank you.
She endured the pain.
I'm impressed.
She is today's guest.
She is Jouji Yokogin.
Nice to meet you.
She is cute.
She has a lot to say.
She is scary.
Are you okay?
She is scary.
She endured the pain.
She is scary.
This is a magic quiz.
The first question.
Here are the cards.
There are two cards.
Are you ready?
This is a normal card.
Put the cards together.
Shake it.
Be quiet.
500 yen.
Shake this.
She got 500 yen.
Why?
This is the question.
What comes next?
What is it? Please answer to the flip.
What is it? Please think about it.
What is it?
Flip open at once.
There is a lot of money.
What? Everyone has money?
Wait, wait, wait. Isn't it good?
The bowling ball comes out.
There is, but...
There is a new answer.
What is it?
It's okay. It's Shiraimu's answer.
It's no good.
I don't know yet.
Please continue the magic.
There is nothing.
If you shake it...
What is it?
Is it 2000 yen?
It's a 2000 yen bill.
What?
What is it?
You have to use ¥2,000.
I don't really look at it.
It hasn't been used much recently, so please use it a lot.
The correct answer is ¥2,000.
Unfortunately...
Shock!
The next question is, please break the bell together.
When it comes to magic...
It's a rope.
Then, take out the scissors.
Here are the scissors.
Here is a rope.
This rope has one in the middle and two ends.
It's about here.
Put the ends together here.
It's about this.
Then, cut the middle into two.
How is it?
Two.
It's about here.
Then, this rope is...
The correct answer is ¥2,000.
Yes, it's Mako. Please come to me.
Yes, it's Mako.
There's something in front of you.
Correct!
There's only one person left.
It's Aseru.
Aseru?
Correct!
I heard that Abe-san is going to be different.
Ah, you're wrong.
Yes, please go back to your seats.
Please go back to your seats.
The two people who got the correct answer will enjoy the meat dumplings.
It's good.
Wait, I want more sauce.
Let's all go to Hong Kong.
The sauce is sweet and delicious.
Hello, I'm Nacchi.
I, Natsumi Abe, will be in charge of introducing the new information section.
Please take care of me.
It's different from before.
For some reason, they're filming at an amusement park.
What is their purpose?
But, are we going to ride a ride?
What?
What is this?
What are we going to ride?
What are you?
Give the balloons to the kids.
What?
What are we going to ride?
We're going to ride a ride?
From now on, we're going to ride a ride and tell you the information.
I'm going to get a heart.
The first ride is the Bandit.
The highest speed is 110km.
It's a high-speed coaster.
The second ride is the Rabbit.
It's annoying.
It may be the first time for Nacchi to be annoyed by a rabbit.
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Please look forward to the next.
Let's go a little more! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Please check the front
Please check it
It's going to fall
I should say it when I'm at the top
I can't do it
I should say it when I'm at the top
I can do it
It's so expensive!
Wait, it's so expensive!
It's delicious!
Wait, it's so delicious!
It'll be on sale on Wednesday, December 7th!
Don't miss it!
I'll introduce you to my new work!
It's so delicious!
The fish I missed is delicious
I don't know what love is, but it's important
The fish I missed is delicious
Don't push yourself
Just be honest with yourself
Don't push yourself
And don't be afraid
Don't push yourself
And don't be afraid
Hey, hey, hey, wait!
Using Feccs and other conditions for their service
Don't just touch me
Then I might hesitate
Don't just touch me
And that's how I come about
Why isn't it sudden...?
Gesture
Some shocks...
Become the starting point
Atextures
Oh, no!
Depression
Deep
Oh, no!
Honey! Honey!
Honey, don't leave me!
I'm going to be punished!
Honey, don't leave me!
I'm sorry.
Please put on your seat belt when the train has stopped.
I'm scared.
Please put on your seat belt.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I told you, didn't I?
Wait a minute.
I think I did it perfectly.
No way.
I have to get off the train.
What?
I did my best.
I couldn't say that.
Please apologize to the artist.
Me?
Morning Musume.
And Matsu.
And Billies.
I'm sorry.
It's strange.
I did my best.
What?
Show me your regret.
You want me to put on my seat belt?
I did my best.
Why do I have to be punished?
You want me to turn on the switch?
I don't like this rabbit.
Wait a minute.
It's annoying.
Wait a minute.
It's annoying.
Wait a minute.
Today's summary.
On December 7th, Morning Musume.DVD in Hong Kong will be released.
Also, Hello! Project Party 2000 DVD will be released.
And Billies Studio will release the 2nd half of the Special Best Mini.
After this, we will tell you the magic seeds that you can use right now.
I will explain.
Are you ready?
This is a normal rope.
Please prepare one.
And use scissors.
Of course, you will wash your hands.
There is nothing.
At that time, put the scissors down.
And when you bring the scissors, hold it.
This is a seed.
There is nothing at first.
It's not unnatural even if you hold it.
This is the action of taking scissors.
You can put your hands down.
Hold it in the middle.
And adjust the length.
Cut it like this.
And cut it like this.
Then cut it.
I cut it.
Then this will remain.
Even if it is connected here, this will remain.
But I cut it again.
I cut it in half.
But it still remains.
So I cut it in half.
Do you understand?
This is the point.
This is the current state.
I put my hand on it.
Daruma fell on the giant slope.
There is only one person who can get a great reward.
Who will win in the end?
This is the final round.
I would like to hear the current state of the four people who won.
FUJIMOTO.
Aren't you afraid of TAMARA?
I'm okay with TAMARA.
Are you okay with TAMARA?
I'm okay with TAMARA.
YOSHIDA.
I'm okay with TAMARA.
You are strong.
I'm okay with TAMARA.
What kind of mystery will you solve?
Next is TSUIZAKI.
I have a tip for this.
I understand.
Finally, SHIGEZAKI.
I will do it today.
First, put your feet in the bag.
Jump to the end of the slope.
After that, climb the slope as soon as possible.
The person who gets the flag of KINBOSHI wins.
There is a time limit.
I'm looking forward to it.
OSUMO fell.
Is it a time limit?
Return to the starting position.
This is a very difficult battle.
I'm okay.
OSUMO fell.
Will FUJIMOTO win?
OSUMO fell.
Shizuka returned to the starting position.
OSUMO fell.
FUJIMOTO has a cold.
She has a cold.
That's right.
This is a very difficult battle.
Who is the winner?
I think it's ONOBORI.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
Congratulations.
I will give you the prize.
This is a little big.
But this is delicious.
This is delicious.
You don't have enough practice.
I will punish you.
This is the end of today's practice.
Thank you very much.
Continue.
Fortune-telling is not good.
I don't have money.
I can't help it.
I can't laugh.
I can't help it.
Good job.
Let's meet the MC KOHARU.
She is fun, kind, and cute.
KOHARU is still young.
She is suspicious, strict, and scary.
She is a sharp person.
KOHARU is cute.
She is not sharp.
Let's have fun.
Do you have a sexy gesture when you see a man?
Here.
This is a muscle.
Do you have a sexy gesture when you see a man?
Let's practice the script.
DJ Chicken's opening rap is very fun.
It's mysterious.
Whether you read it from above or below,
Show us, little cicada.
OK, group 8.
Today, you two will challenge the chicken battle.
I will definitely win today.
Koharu, do your best.
From now on, I will repeat the opening rap five times.
In the meantime, you two answer the rest of the rap.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Turn the chicken battle.
Ladies and gentlemen, after tons of requests.
The opening rap battle is about to begin.
Listen to the rap five times.
Whether you read it from above or below,
It's the same word.
This lion.
This lion?
This lion.
This lion?
This lion is scary.
This lion.
It's easy.
This lion.
MC Koharu.
It's rare.
You answered properly.
This lion is my child.
I understand now.
MC Koharu.
Let's go to the second question.
Turn the chicken battle.
Ladies and gentlemen, after tons of requests.
Dad, little bird.
Dad, little bird?
Dad, little bird.
Dad, little bird?
Dad, little bird.
Dad.
I can't do it anymore.
Dad, little bird.
Don't give up.
MC Koharu.
Dad, little bird.
Sugar.
Little bird and sugar?
You answered correctly.
MC Koharu.
Dad, little bird and concert.
You answered correctly.
Punishment.
I don't want to do it.
It's a lot of smoke.
Don't say that.
Dad, little bird and concert.
It's a lot of smoke.
Dad, little bird.
Let's send a quiz to everyone.
For more information, please go to the program's website.
I can't leave the store empty.
I'm in trouble.
Police!
Good morning.
I have a favor to ask.
What is it?
I want to go to the bathroom.
Can you show me to the bathroom before I come back?
What is it?
I'm going to drown.
No problem.
Please come in.
Really?
Police, please show me to the bathroom.
Okay.
I'm in trouble.
I was a little interested.
I was wondering what was going on.
Wow.
It's Tadayomi.
Tadako!
She's cute.
She's nice.
I wonder if there's anything.
I'm going to go.
See you later.
No.
I'm going.
Let me go.
I have a meeting today.
Okay.
See you later.
Come back soon.
Okay.
I'm tired.
Let's go home.
I'm happy, but is the meeting okay?
I'm going.
See you later.
You!
Yui!
You!
Yui!
You!
You look stupid.
But I like marriage.
I'm going.
No.
Yui!
Let me go.
Yui!
Are you sick?
I'm a little sick.
No one came.
Really?
Thank you so much.
Have you met your old friends?
I don't know.
What is this?
It's nothing.
I'm going.
Thank you.
You're not good at work.
What?
Do you know a policeman?
I know him.
I think you've known him for a long time.
No.
I've known him for a long time.
He's a policeman.
You have a secret.
I don't have a secret.
You're not good at work.
I'm suspicious.
Can I buy a ticket?
Yes.
It doesn't come out.
It's strange.
It's broken.
Excuse me.
It's a customer.
What's wrong?
It doesn't come out.
What?
It doesn't come out.
How much did you pay?
210 yen.
Wait a minute.
It's morning.
I'm impressed.
Good morning.
Why don't you say hello?
I don't know you.
It's basic to say hello.
It feels good to say hello.
It doesn't feel good at all.
Look at Asahi.
I'm impressed.
I want to say hello to everyone.
It's not good.
I'm impressed.
Can I buy a ticket?
It's broken.
Good morning.
I'm impressed.
Can I buy a ticket?
Good morning.
I'm impressed.
This camera is shooting me.
I'm impressed.
I want to say hello to everyone.
She is strange.
I think so.
She doesn't sing.
I think so.
Next, Kamei gets a gift from a guest.
I don't want to be a celebrity.
Kamei is a guest.
He wants to be a gyaru.
Next, Fujiya gets a gift from a guest.