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After this, there will be a surprise report for you!
Delicious!
Here we go!
Huh?
That's weird.
Here!
Huh?
Why? I can still use it!
It hurts. It's stuck.
What happened?
Huh?
I can't go through here.
Are you trying to force yourself to go through even though your hands are cut off?
If you do that, I'll call the police!
Um, I'm a police officer.
I'm Nakazawa, and I work at the station's front desk.
Wow, that's true!
Don't you get it if you don't go that far?
So, what happened?
So, I can still use this, but I can't go through.
Oh, that's true. Hey, station manager!
What? You're not here?
I'm not here!
Wow!
You're not going to open the door?
No. What's wrong?
You scared me.
Oh, right. This old lady...
Old lady?
Oh, not old lady. She's a police officer.
Oh, I see.
Can you help her?
Excuse me, but how old are you?
Oh, I'm 26.
Is it okay for a police officer to lie?
I'm 32 years old!
Oh, I'm sorry. I lied.
That's why.
What do you mean?
There's an age limit at this station.
You can only go through this gate if you're under 30.
I don't think so.
You can't?
You can only go through here if you're under 30.
I understand.
This way?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Why? Why? Why?
I don't understand.
You can't go through here.
Oh, I see.
You can only go through here if you're over 30 and married.
Oh, I see.
You can't.
I'm sorry.
You can't.
Does that mean I can't get out of here?
No, you can't.
There's nothing here.
No, you can't.
You can't.
I don't know why you said that, but you can't?
I'm just kidding.
Don't laugh.
Both of them are broken.
Oh, I see.
Please wait a moment.
Okay.
What's going on?
Hey, station manager.
Yes?
You can't fix it just by stabbing it.
That's right.
Leave it to me.
Oh, please.
Here we go.
What's this?
Wait!
If you do that, it'll break even more.
It's fixed.
No way.
It's already fixed.
No way.
It's fixed.
No way.
Leave it to me.
I'm sorry.
Leave it to me.
You're amazing, Mamoto.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
Okay.
It's nice, isn't it?
You have to work.
That's right.
I have to work, too.
Oh, it's Hikomaro.
I'm Hikomaro Yabukoji from Narcissus High School.
Good morning.
Thank you.
It's a beautiful rose.
You're more beautiful than the rose.
Thank you, Hikomaro.
Let's go to school together.
Yes, let's go together.
Daruma-san fell down.
No!
Daruma-san fell down.
It's her again.
I'm sure she likes you.
What's wrong?
My heart hurts.
Hikomaro-sama.
I'll heal your heart.
You two are disgusting.
There's a more disgusting one.
I'm going.
See you.
No, I'm going.
I'm not going to work today.
You can't go.
Okay, I'm going.
I'm going.
The train is leaving.
See you.
I'm not going today.
You have to go.
Okay, I'm going.
I'm going.
No, I'm not going.
You have to go.
Don't throw your bag.
It's a big favor.
What are you doing?
It's a big favor.
You have to go.
Okay.
I'm going.
See you.
I won't do it again.
What did you say?
Hitomi.
No.
I don't want to go.
I want to be told.
To be continued.
After this, it's a prank on SHOW MAGIC and KON.
Today, a girl is going to challenge SUGOUDA MAGIC.
It's a magic restaurant.
Welcome to MAGIC RESTAURANT.
I'm Ishikawa, the manager.
I'm going to challenge Kago today.
Thank you.
How confident are you?
I'm confident.
Good luck.
Let's meet today's special magician.
He is a popular magician on the street.
He is Hiroki Takahashi.
Nice to meet you.
Hiroki Takahashi is a popular magician on the street.
This is a string sold at a clothing store.
Can you check it?
Is it okay?
I will use this.
I will test your observation skills.
Look carefully.
I will cut it from here.
Can you see the difference?
Do you understand?
Some people don't notice.
Look carefully.
Can you see the difference?
I will continue.
Please hold this.
This is a rope.
This is a bridge.
This is a string.
I will put this back.
Please put out your right hand.
This is a rope.
This is a ring.
Please pull this.
This is a bridge.
Thank you very much.
Today, I'd like to play a game.
If possible, I'd like to choose one person who is good at the game.
As a result of rock-paper-scissors, the representative is Niigaki.
Niigaki, do you know the punishment game?
Yes, I know.
I'd like to play it now.
Did you play it when you were in elementary school?
Yes, I did.
Was it strong?
Yes, it was strong.
Why do you remember it so well?
I'll go first.
If you do your best in high school and win, you'll be the winner of this game.
You have to laugh from now on.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'll go with rock-paper-scissors.
You can put your finger anywhere.
Do you want to put it there?
Yes.
I'll go.
I'll put it here.
Is it like Othello?
It's different from Othello because you have to line up.
If you line up, you'll win.
It's quite strong.
This is a draw.
It's a bit of a strange result.
But it's okay today.
Because this is a magic restaurant.
Did you notice that magic is already happening?
No, I didn't.
Actually, you didn't know who would win with rock- paper-scissors, right?
You didn't know that you would win with rock- paper-scissors.
Because you're a magician.
Look at this.
Wait a minute.
Can you see it?
There's something.
I'll open it now.
What is it?
I'm scared.
What is it?
Isn't it amazing?
It's me.
Why?
It's cute.
Kaki-san.
It's cute.
It's perfect.
Thank you very much.
Now, I'd like to introduce today's special dish.
Can you see it?
Please.
What is it?
The king of seafood, fried rice.
Fried rice.
Soshigaya, Okura, Tokyo.
There is a restaurant that you can always line up at lunch time in this town.
Chinese cuisine, Koumibo.
In the menu, the most popular fried rice with abalone sauce is made by Miyuki Igarashi, the young female chef.
First of all, she makes fried rice with half rice and half mochi.
The point is this abalone.
She adds a lot of seafood such as shrimps, scallops, and crabs to the special sauce which is full of its umami.
If you mix the fried rice with the sauce delicately and boldly, you can make the king of seafood, fried rice which is full of seafood's umami.
It looks delicious.
The umami of abalone sauce soaked in mochi rice spreads as you chew it.
Once you eat it, you can't forget it. It's the ultimate dish.
Today, two people will enjoy this special dish.
What is this?
It looks delicious.
There are a lot of seafood.
It looks delicious.
I can smell the umami.
Eat it quickly.
I can smell it.
It's delicious.
Only two people can eat this special dish.
The first question, please.
This is a trampoline.
They are all trampolines.
Kago-san, please memorize one.
If you choose one, there may be a fingerprint and a proof.
So, please memorize it in your mind.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please memorize one in your mind.
She memorized it.
Did you memorize it?
Yes, I did.
Then, I'll read your mind.
Really?
Are you ready?
Please announce the card you chose.
It's the 3 of diamonds.
The 3 of diamonds?
Yes.
Did you choose the 3 of diamonds?
I don't know the other cards.
I put a card in my pocket.
This one.
I got it.
It's a quiz.
I'll use a memo pad, a pen, and a trampoline.
Before that, I'll change the design of the trampoline.
Please look at it carefully.
This one.
Why?
I'll stop here.
Really?
Why?
After this, Takahashi-san will use this trampoline to read your mind.
What kind of magic will it be?
Please answer the question.
Is there a hint?
The hint is that there are different kinds of dogs on this trampoline.
I see.
I'll use magic to read your mind.
Then, let's open the question.
There are a lot of questions about choosing a dog you like.
Is there a correct answer? Takahashi-san, please continue the magic.
Is there anyone among you who wants to buy a dog?
Yes.
I'll read your mind.
Do you understand? It's not that easy.
This one.
Please hold this.
Are you ready?
There are different kinds of dogs on this trampoline.
Please tell me the name of the dog.
White Terrier?
White Terrier.
This one?
Yes.
I drew it before you asked me.
This is creepy.
Please open it.
Really?
Momo-chan?
Can you see this?
Momo-chan.
I like dogs, so I named all the white dogs.
Look at the back.
The names are written on the back.
I named all the white dogs differently.
All of them?
Yes.
By the way, the name of Golden Retriever is Dory.
The name of White Terrier is...
The correct answer is to guess the type of dog you like.
The first question was correct.
The second question.
Next is a normal trampoline.
This one.
Fujimoto-san, please take a picture.
Please sign on the front of the trampoline with this pen.
Please write big so that it is easy to understand.
Please put it back.
Put it where you like.
Are you ready?
I didn't look at the front.
The color of the card you chose is red.
Is it correct?
There is a red card in the pocket.
This is it.
You put it in.
I'll try again.
There is only one red card.
You put it in here.
It looked like it was mixed.
It moved from here to here at that time.
Can't you see it now?
I can't see it.
I'll show you the front.
It's correct.
There are people who are suspicious of their sleeves.
They are suspicious when they take it out of their pocket.
They put something in their pocket and take it out.
When that happens, please look at the back.
I didn't touch it.
Please sit down.
I didn't touch it.
It's correct.
I'd like to do it based on what I just did.
This time, I'd like to ask Yoshizawa-san to take a picture.
Everyone, please look at the card and memorize it.
This time, too, please sign on the front of the card.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Did you memorize it?
Yes, I did.
Then, please turn around.
I'll put it back again.
Then, please turn around.
It's the same as before, but it's a little different from here.
This time, I'll change how to mix it.
Like this.
Mix it like this on the front and back.
Do you see that it's more complicated than before?
It's mixed separately.
If you do this, the level of magic will gradually increase.
Then, I'll mix it all up.
Do you see that it's mixed?
Yes.
Stop here.
The card you chose will move somewhere again.
Where will it move?
Please answer the flip.
It's the same as before.
Yes, it's the same as before, so let's go with no hint.
I don't know.
Then, let's open the flip at the same time.
No way.
It's a chest pocket.
There's a person in the pocket.
And there's a person in the box.
It's coming out of the sleeve.
Is there a correct answer in this?
Hiroki Takahashi, please continue the magic.
Are you ready?
Then, I'll start.
You can see that it's still separated.
It's still in here.
Please tell me the mark of the card you chose.
The star...
There's no star.
It's a heart.
I'll cast a heart spell on this card.
There's a lot of hearts.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I'll line them up.
They're all lined up in order.
There's not a single card.
The card is gone.
It's already moved to another place.
Do you know where it is?
It's over there!
I don't know.
Are you ready?
I don't know.
You don't know this card yet.
What did you choose?
It's 8.
It's the 8 of hearts.
This is...
1.
Unfortunately, there was no answer under the cup.
But it's the closest.
So I'll put it in the cup.
I'll put it in the cup.
Kusumi got 2 questions right.
She'll sit on the chair and do the shuffle quiz with 6 people.
Are you ready?
Yes.
This one.
There's more.
Are you ready?
What's this?
I'm scared.
You didn't put it here, did you?
What?
It's a bad feeling.
This is a great way to put it.
You put it here, didn't you?
It's not like the magic earlier.
That's it.
As a result of rock-paper-scissors, Kondo won.
The remaining 5 people have a card choice like this.
Where is the Yoritsugurume?
I've been told that it's Miki from a while ago.
I'm sure I put it there, so it's not like that.
I don't know.
Now, everyone.
No complaints, open the card at once.
One, two.
This is the corner before the battle.
The idol group Morning Musume is always smiling.
But what are they thinking deep in their hearts?
It's a forbidden project to find out the hidden truth.
Let's take a look at what's in your head.
No-Nine Scan
The target this time is...
Kondo Asami.
The other members are divided into three teams.
I'm trying to figure out how to read Kondo's mind.
The first scan is...
What happened to Konkon's body?
Kondo will guess the most shocking event recently.
I'm going to guess what happened to Konkon's body.
Here's the title.
Ta-da!
Cake incident.
What happened to Konno's body?
Konno will wear a lie detector.
He will cut out a hint and guess the content of the incident.
He will answer all the questions at home.
If he lies, he will be punished.
Does anyone have a question?
It's a cake incident.
Did you eat the cake at home?
No.
What's the answer?
Eri, did you eat the cake at home?
No.
Did you eat the cake at home?
Which one?
Did you feel happy about the cake incident?
No.
What's the answer?
What?
I don't know.
Did you have a bad mood?
No.
It's a cake incident.
Did you drop the cake?
No.
It's a cake incident.
I don't know.
Was the cake not sweet?
No.
Is it okay?
Was it bad at school?
No.
Maybe it's related to the cake.
It moved a lot.
What's the truth of the cake incident?
Each team will guess.
I thought of heating the cake, but it burned.
It burned.
It burned too much and became like a toaster.
Next, Fujimoto team.
I dropped the cake I was looking forward to.
I don't know.
I thought it was okay.
I was shocked.
Next, Onigaki team.
Mayonnaise.
What?
I hate mayonnaise.
I wanted to eat it deliciously.
I wanted to add more cream.
I dropped mayonnaise.
I was surprised.
It's a cake incident.
It's a childish idea.
It's a cake incident.
I will announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
The cake disappeared.
Why?
I was going to eat a chocolate cake.
It's a chocolate cake.
I was going to eat a chocolate fondue.
I went to the microwave and warmed it up.
I went to do something else.
I came back and saw it.
I thought there was no cake.
I opened it.
The cake exploded.
The cake disappeared.
What is this?
Yoshizawa team was close.
The correct answer is...
I thought about it.
There is no one who puts chocolate in the microwave.
Next time.
At that time, Konkon...
Konno was surprised.
What will he do?
The stage of the surprise is a sushi restaurant.
There is a high-tech sushi restaurant here.
As a representative of Hello! Morning Musume.
I will report to Konno.
That's great.
I will eat a lot.
I will go.
I will report the experience of high-tech sushi.
I will mix it with other customers.
I will experience the atmosphere of the store alone.
I will eat and go out.
I will report the impression of the store.
However.
There are extra customers in the store.
The three hidden cameras capture the action of Konno.
I arrived at the store.
I started watching the surprise.
I wanted to eat it.
Konno was surprised.
What will happen to Konno?
I started watching the surprise.
What did Konno choose first?
What is the first sushi?
Did you say you were eating sushi?
Really?
I'm eating.
It's a dessert.
I found something.
What did you find?
I haven't eaten yet.
It's a dessert.
What about sushi?
It's delicious.
HON-NO starts ordering with the high-tech touch panel.
HON-NO's order has arrived.
At that moment...
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's looking at you.
He's angry.
He's laughing.
Let's order again.
They have no choice but to order again.
He's looking at you.
At that moment...
Oh, I see.
He's looking at you.
You're smart.
The prank continues.
I wanted to eat that.
Do you want to eat it?
May I?
Please.
Thank you.
It's a Sabinaki.
Thank you.
Please.
I'll eat it.
It's rare to see an old lady like you.
I want to eat it.
I'll leave it for you.
It's the worst.
The plate is broken.
The plate is fine.
Can I eat this?
Thank you for the food.
It's fun.
KONNO shows his generosity.
But the old man next to him...
He put the food on KONNO's plate.
He put the food on his plate.
It looks delicious.
Here is a question.
What did KONNO do next?
He didn't say anything and put the food on his plate.
He didn't say anything.
He put the food on his plate.
I see.
Next is Fujimoto's team.
He said,
After all, I quit.
He put the food on his plate.
He said,
This is not me.
Next is NIGAKI's team.
He put the food on his plate so that the old man wouldn't notice it.
Is it the same team?
I think it's the same.
You can't see it because you don't know.
This is the correct answer.
I was looking forward to it.
He is thinking.
He is cute.
He is thinking a lot.
He is cute.
He looks great.
He is pushing her.
He is cute.
He is away from her.
He is cute.
He pushed her.
He is cute.
The correct answer is KOTSURI KAESHITA.
NIGAKI's team won.
The penalty game for Fujimoto's team.
It is a very spicy rice cracker.
It gives a shock to the brain.
It's a taste.
It's normal.
It's a taste.
Let me hear you say you like me
I won't say I don't like you
I don't want to say it
I want you to say it
That's right
I have to fix my way of using words
Let's go
I have a lot of likes and dislikes
I'm very lucky
I like you, I like you
Let me hear you say you like me
I'm very lucky
This cake shop is amazing
Welcome, welcome
I wonder if it's always you
Come on, come on
If it's one day, it's the other way around
It's the worst if you don't like it
70 years
Eat a lot of vegetables
Love me cool
Even if you're an old man, dress up
Even if you're an old lady, I'll give you a lot of likes
More than anything, right now
I like you the most in the world
I like you the most, like you, like you
Yes, yes, I like you, I like you
Let me hear you say you like me
I won't say anything like that
I don't want to, I don't want to
I want you to say it
I'm shy
Even in my dreams
Be kind to me
Only me
When I get angry or weird
I'll run to you
I like you, I like you
Let me hear you say you like me
I like you, I like you
Half a year later
I'll be a middle school student
I like you, I like you
I want to be with you forever
I like you, I like you
I can do it in a year
If you have a dream, aim for it
Before you go to bed when you take a bath
Call me a little
I'll pick you up in five years
I'll pick you up in ten years
Above all, this moment
I like you the most in the world
I like you the most, like, like
Yes, yes, I like you, I like you
Let me hear you say you like me
I won't say anything like that
I don't want to, I don't want to
I want you to say it
What's the first one to stop on the countdown?
One, two …
Good morning!
How long have you been together?
Have you always been together?
We always had a meeting today.
Good morning.
It's cold, isn't it?
Don't you feel dry when it's cold?
I feel dry.
Skin?
I can't see it.
If I can see it, I can't see it.
I'm imagining that I'm dry.
It's very dry.
It's dry.
I'm Eric Kabezo.
And I'm good at judging a game.
I'm Eric Kabezo.
You're annoying.
Don't make people angry.
It's been seen.
You're annoying.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Today?
Today, we're going to do a smooth pass.
Let's do a good, funny shoot!
Right?
Here it is!
Ta-da!
It will be released this Wednesday, November 23rd.
It's Berryz Kobo's new single,
Please Love Me 100 Times.
It's 100 times.
It's kind of like Tsunku-san's style.
But Tsunku-san doesn't have a normal coat.
How do you say I love you 100 times?
Why did you say it twice?
It will be released this Tuesday, November 22nd.
It's TARUZU's first single,
Spirit of Gattas.
Yes!
Of course!
Today,
Of course!
From Gattas!
These members are here!
Really?
Yes!
Ta-da!
Yes!
I'm Miki Fujimoto, a Field Player for Gattas Brilliance HP.
Yes!
I'm Asami Konno, a Goalkeeper for Gattas Brilliance HP.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you.
It's my first time meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
I should have joined the team!
If you joined the team, what would you like to do?
A director.
What?
A teacher?
I can't move.
Really?
Or I could just be at the front and...
You're scared.
I'll make a comparison and then...
You're scaring me.
I'll make a comparison and then...
Today,
Today, we'll have a competition to see who's better at Spirit of Gattas.
Yay!
So,
We'll use this.
I'll stand up.
We'll have a competition between Rakuzou and Fujimoto.
Yes!
Please stand in a line.
Yes!
You have one minute.
Ready,
Ready, set, go!
This way?
Wait, wait, it's coming!
This is fun!
Wait, wait!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared, I'm scared
Wait, wait, wait
30 seconds left
Wait, wait, wait
What should I do?
Wait, wait
Please walk slowly
Wait, wait
I'm scared, I'm scared
I'm scared
It's so fun!
It's over!
Nakadai-san, you did it so well, but it's over.
I won't do it again. It's funny.
Let's dance today!
I'm dancing now.
Shall we dance?
Music, start!
You're not dancing, are you?
Kame-chan!
Kame-chan is funny.
I'm so happy to be here.
It's so fun.
A shuffle quiz with six people on a chair.
Where are they going?
A shuffle quiz with six people on a chair.
Who will be the winner?
Kusumi-sama and Yoshizawa-sama will enjoy the food.
Please eat.
This table is annoying.
I haven't eaten in a long time.
ITADAKIMASU
Yoshizawa-san, you eat first.
Is it delicious?
This is delicious.
Why is your face red?
Let Kago-san eat this.
Someone did that in the past.
Let's answer the quiz and get the prize.
This is a music gift card.
This is a DVD player.
You can only challenge the quiz for 15 minutes after the program is over.
Access the program on your mobile phone right now.