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Today's Halloween is Magic Shinji and Magic Battle!
Magic Shinji and Magic Battle
Good morning!
I can't speak because it's been cold recently.
Doesn't my voice get smaller when it gets cold?
I'm wearing a double-double jersey and a sweatshirt.
I have a tough time because I'm bulky.
What are you talking about?
I think that's the image of Yankees.
I think Yankees are like that.
I think Nakagawa-san is like that.
Ouch!
I'm scared.
I'm going to spoil you forever.
Doki doki doki doki.
Nice to meet you. I'm Eric Kamezo, the first president of Kamikami Salesman Team KAMI.
I'm 30 years old.
Nice to meet you.
So, today's topic is Yankees.
Yankees.
You are famous for being the most rampant person in Kansai.
No, I'm not.
You are Misoji Miyako.
No, I'm not.
You are Misoji Miyako.
But you are popular.
I'm scared.
You are like that today.
I'm excited.
Did I overdo it?
No, you didn't.
I'm sorry.
Touch me more.
The first product is this.
The first album of BUDEN, which will be released on Wednesday, October 26th, is Sweet Room No.1.
Sweet Room No.1
It's the first album with all the hit songs so far.
Buy it.
I'll buy it.
I want it.
Oh, I see.
You always buy it.
Have you ever bought it?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't.
I'll buy it.
Will you buy it?
Yes.
Next is this.
Hello! Project Kansai Limited Audition will be held.
Hello! Project Kansai Limited Audition will be held with a number of artists.
For more information such as how to apply, please check the homepage of BUDEN.
What do you think of this?
We'll have more members.
You're making a lot of mistakes.
It's a big mistake if you think Kansai is full of Yankees.
Reina, the photographer of Morning Musume., who was released on October 17th,
is here for the campaign.
Hello!
I'm Chirin.
As expected.
Chirin!
I have a bathing mask.
Oh, sure you do?
Did you hear that?
We all have bathing masks, don't we?
We have many of them, Mr. Takito.
Because I'm invisible.
It's the flight team.
You still don't have the freedom to do that.
That is a riot.
Is that a file frame?
So cute!
I'm going to buy this.
This time, we have all these WALs.
We're going to have a battle of geniuses.
I'll show you a sample.
Please.
I'm the first president.
Team Kame-san.
Team Kame-san?
That's weak.
Team Kame-san.
Hey, you.
You want to fight me?
I'm 240 million years old.
Don't underestimate me!
I'm like this.
You just read it.
What are you talking about?
I'm the first president.
Look at the staff.
I'm sorry.
Next, Reina.
You're full of motivation.
No, I can't do that.
I'm going to force myself.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who are you?
So cute.
Reina, how old are you?
Don't look at me!
So cool!
There's a gap.
Next, Nakazawa.
I'm the last?
I can't do that.
What are you looking at?
I told you not to put your hand in your ears.
We're all here.
Let's dance.
Music, come on!
Next, Shinji.
Magic Restaurant
Welcome to the Magic Restaurant.
I'm the manager, Penne Ishikawa.
In this restaurant, only two people who have good results in the Magic Quiz will be able to eat the food they want to eat.
By the way, the guests who have never eaten before are...
Yoshida, Sumi, and Penne.
I ate twice.
I ate both meat.
It's okay not to eat.
Let's welcome today's special magician.
Shinji Magihi.
Shinji Magihi
Is this a good atmosphere?
First, let's see the magic that matches the music.
Music, come on!
I'm sorry.
It's like this.
Next, let's see the magic that uses a ballpoint pen.
Oh, it's big!
I just introduced a big ballpoint pen.
Next, let's see the magic that uses a balloon to make an animal.
Wow!
Poodle!
Let's see the next magic.
Poodle flew away.
Yes, my poodle flew away.
I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
I'll do an impersonation.
I can do an impersonation of Mr. Ikkokudo.
You can hear the voice of Mr. Ikkokudo.
This is Mr. Ikkokudo.
It's strange.
You can hear the voice of Mr. Ikkokudo.
Next, let's see the magic of Mr. Itoshiro.
I'm sorry.
I want to see the magic of Mr. Itoshiro.
I'll do an impersonation.
I'll do an impersonation of Mr. Itoshiro.
It's similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
I'll do an impersonation of Mr. Itoshiro.
Let me introduce my pet.
This is a cute one.
It's a cow and a frog.
It's a puppet.
This is Lucky-chan.
Lucky-chan is so cute.
Let's say, Lucky.
One, two.
Lucky!
Lucky, dance.
One, two.
It's so cute.
Take a break.
This is a break.
Lucky, take a break.
It's a mess.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
It'll be a mess later.
Next.
Lastly, can I show you a magic trick?
This is a prediction.
I want you to say the number and mark of your favorite Trump.
Any number is fine.
How many times?
Two of hearts.
Two.
It's okay if it's wrong.
Let me explain.
The card you said will appear upside down.
It's a great magic.
Based on that...
Other than two of hearts?
Other than two of hearts is more helpful.
Diamond...
Diamond is no good.
Isn't it limited?
Heart is good.
Clover.
One of hearts?
Close.
What was the first one?
Two of hearts.
I'll show you.
Really?
This card is...
Two of hearts.
You can do it.
Really?
Amazing.
I was surprised.
Today?
I was surprised.
Only two people who did well in the magic quiz...
...can eat today's special dish.
Here it is.
Special dish.
Full of meat.
Ebisu, Tokyo.
In a corner of this town where many gourmet shops are lined up...
...a special dish stands out.
The name of this popular shop, which is often waiting for two hours, is Kim Katsu.
The feature of Kim Katsu, which is recommended by many women, is...
...that you can put more than 25 pieces of 0.3mm thick sliced roast meat.
It's a unique way of cooking.
Put a lot of special raw bread crumbs to wrap the marinated meat.
Deep-fry it in low-temperature oil for 8 minutes and a half until the surface turns brown.
After cutting off the excess oil, you can do one more thing.
By putting the meat on the pan and steaming it for 2 and a half minutes, the outside will be crispy and the inside will be juicy.
A lot of meat juice comes out from the gap between the meat.
If you put grated ponzu sauce on it, the tender meat will spread in your mouth.
Today, two people will enjoy three kinds of Kim Katsu.
I'm so happy.
How is it?
I want to eat it.
Who wants to eat it?
Me!
Maki, are you OK?
Who wants to eat it?
I want to eat it!
I was the fastest, so I'll eat it.
I expected more.
Today, we have 3 kinds of food.
Cheese!
I want to eat cheese.
I don't want it.
Stupid.
I'll eat it.
Do you want to eat it?
No.
Why?
It looks delicious.
This is delicious.
It's long.
I don't want it.
I was surprised.
The rice is delicious.
I don't want it.
I'll eat it.
I want to eat it.
You can eat it if you don't get it right.
I want to eat it.
It looks delicious.
You can eat it.
If you don't get it right, you can eat it.
I won't be found out.
Only two people can eat this.
Let's go to the magic food.
Let's go.
Newspaper and cup.
I'll start with my wallet.
I'll use a 10-yen coin.
It's amazing.
I'll use a cup to erase the 10-yen coin.
You can see it with a cup.
I'll use a newspaper to hide it.
I'll start.
3, 2, 1.
It's amazing if it disappears.
I'll start.
It didn't disappear.
I'll start again.
3, 2, 1.
Stop.
This is the problem.
What's going on in this newspaper?
Please give us a hint.
This is a hint.
It's very magical.
Please listen to me.
It's very magical.
Please answer.
It's a big hint.
It's very magical.
Please listen to me.
It's very magical.
I don't want to hear more.
Did you answer?
It's over.
I'll open it.
It's the most magical thing I've ever done.
It's amazing if it disappears.
Let's go.
I said it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Is there a correct answer?
Please continue the magic.
1, 2, 3.
It's very magical.
Did you get it?
It's very magical.
I said it's very magical.
I said the correct answer.
There was no correct answer.
Let's go to the next question.
Please give us the second magic.
Please look at my magic.
This is a famous sponge.
Please hold this.
Please move from here to there.
Can you do it?
Please hold this.
Please spread it.
I can't do it.
Please spread it.
Please put this in.
It became a square.
This is a good one.
This is TOKYO HANDS.
This is the next magic.
This is a flowerpot.
Please put this in.
This is also TOKYO HANDS.
This is sold out.
This is also famous.
This is a chain.
Why?
Can you do it?
Please look at this.
This is TOKYO HANDS.
Please rub this.
This is also TOKYO HANDS.
Next question.
Please put the magic goods in the order of high price.
This is a sponge ball.
This is a flower ring.
Please put this in the order of high price.
Please put this in.
This is the cheapest.
This is 450 yen.
This is expensive.
This is a 4.
Open it!
There are many sponges.
This is the cheapest one.
This is the cheapest.
I see.
These products are optional.
I'm going to announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
4th place is Mimi, right?
3rd place is...
Spongebob.
2nd place is...
Bing.
1st place is...
Meggie!
I have good news.
The correct answer is...
1st place is...
Kamei and Meggie!
Kamei and Meggie win!
I'm sorry. I'm not mature enough.
I'm sorry.
Let's eat!
It's good! It's good! It's good!
It's really good, isn't it?
I love cutlet!
Really?
Why do you eat cutlet?
I don't know.
Magi-san, please try it.
The meat juice is coming out.
It's really juicy.
I'll eat it.
Magi-san, were you a gourmet reporter?
It's good!
It's good! It's definitely good!
Magi-san, I'm sorry to say this while eating,
but how was everyone's imagination of magic?
It was good, wasn't it?
It's good! It's good!
It's a little frustrating.
It's frustrating!
It's expensive.
Next time, please do your best, everyone.
This has been Soudatsu Magic Restaurant.
We look forward to seeing you again!
Magi-san, you ate too much!
You ate too much!
I'm done.
You ate too much!
The idol group Morning Musume.
They always have a smile on their face.
But deep in their hearts,
what are they thinking?
This is a forbidden project to find out.
Let's look inside their heads.
Let's take a look.
No-Line Scan
The target this time is...
Sayumi Michishige
The other members will be divided into three teams
and compete to see how well they can read Michishige's mind.
The first scan is a one-shot gag.
What are you thinking?
They will analyze Michishige's one-shot gag and guess.
First, let's take a look at how she does her gag.
3, 2, 1
You're cute today, too!
That's not a gag.
I'm using a frying pan as a mirror.
That's how it is.
That's Sayumi's world.
Michishige's world is like this.
Please choose another item.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Please stand up.
What is it?
The item Sayumi chose is a frying pan.
What kind of gag did she come up with?
What kind of gag did Michishige come up with?
Let's find out with the lie detector.
Answer all questions at home.
If you lie, the needle will swing.
Is there anyone who has a question?
Yes.
Let's start with Makoto, who was the fastest.
Did you come up with the gag yourself?
No.
She didn't move much.
She didn't move.
Just a little.
Let's move on to Rena.
Go ahead.
Did you come up with the gag yourself?
No.
She moved a little.
Let's move on to Mame.
Go ahead.
Do you think that gag is funny?
No.
She doesn't think it's funny.
I don't think so.
I think it's funny.
Let's move on to Miki.
I don't want to say,
No.
She wants to do it.
She's moving.
She's pretty calm.
Let's move on to Makoto.
Michishige is the cutest among Morning Musume.
No.
She's moving a lot.
Why?
Let's see the result.
She's wearing an eye mask and a headband.
Please announce the result.
3, 2, 1.
It's Sayumin Taxi.
Team Yoshida is serious.
They're serious.
They debated a lot.
No way.
I thought about it.
There were some,
but I thought it was Sayumin Taxi.
There's no Sayumin Taxi.
No.
I don't think so.
3, 2, 1.
Shabondama.
I thought about it, too.
Like a truck.
I thought about it, too.
You thought about it according to the level of Sayumi Michishige, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
3, 2, 1.
Kagami, Kagami, Kagami.
Who is the cutest in the world?
It's cute, isn't it?
I compared it to Kagami.
Let's compare the answers.
It would be great if it came out.
It's okay.
It's decided.
Yes, then.
Are you going to put it down?
You put it down.
Sayumi's one-shot gag.
Go ahead.
3, 2, 1.
It's a big puddle.
I'm cute.
What is this?
Unfortunately, all the teams have been eliminated.
I don't know.
It's better to watch everyone's one-shot gag.
The next no-nice cam.
At that time, Sayu-min is...
Michige, who was set up with a prank,
I expect you to think about what to do.
Fujimoto, who was deceived by a fake hypnotist last time.
This time, too, I'm going to set up a prank with this fake hypnotism.
Michige, who was called out without knowing anything.
I'm a little nervous about what kind of hypnotism I'm going to use.
Next to me are two staff members.
Pretending to be hypnotized together.
A strategy to make Michige believe in fake hypnotism.
What kind of development will it show?
Let's start the fake hypnotism.
Now, everyone.
Give me your right hand.
Please put your right hand forward.
If you look at it, there's a balloon in front of your right hand.
The balloon gets bigger and bigger.
My hands are getting lighter.
My hands are getting pulled.
I'm going to break Michige with fake hypnotism.
Today, too, in front of the balloon.
Strange residents are coming one after another.
In the midst of that.
It seems that a secret past has been revealed to the old lady at the bar.
So that's what you were like.
Yes.
But I was surprised.
You're a legendary woman on that path,
but you're in a place like this.
Um, look, um...
Um, police officer.
Yes?
A little, um, about the old days,
a little, um, I'm sorry, um, I'm sorry.
Um, please stop.
That's right.
A little, um...
It's about time for the train to arrive.
Huh?
Did you two know each other?
Huh?
No, not really.
There's no such thing as a fight with a police officer.
I don't think so.
That's right.
I'm going back to the police station.
That's right.
Then, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Business call, business call.
What was it?
Business call, business call.
What was it?
Excuse me.
Hey, get a hold of yourself.
Stupid.
This is stupid.
I wonder if Koharu is okay.
I wonder if he'll be able to come back by himself.
Mom!
Koharu!
Mom!
Koharu, what are you doing?
You can't leave without a ticket.
Today?
Yes!
Mom!
Welcome back!
Is Yuki okay?
How are you, grandma?
I'm fine.
You're fine?
What?
Nothing. Let's go.
Yes.
What do you want to eat?
Spaghetti.
What was that?
I hope he doesn't come back
Honey!
Yui!
Hurry up and come!
I'm coming!
Huh? There's no sign!
No, no, hurry up and come!
I want to go, but there's no sign!
No, hurry, hurry!
Do you remember where you put it?
I found it!
Welcome back!
I'm back
I was lonely
I was lonely too
I was more, more, more lonely
No, it was more, more, more, more, more lonely
It was more, more, more, more, more lonely
No, not me
I was more, more, more, more, more lonely
No, me
I was more, more, more, more, more
Don't make a sour face now!
Okay
Let's get out of here.
Seriously.
Get out of my way.
Shhh!
You guys are such a nuisance.
Seriously.
I'm so tired.
What are you going to do? Are you going home?
I'm not going home.
Isn't it a hassle?
It's a hassle.
Then where are you going?
Isn't it a hassle?
Then what are you going to do?
You don't have to be so angry.
Isn't it a hassle?
Miki's way of speaking is not weird.
Isn't it a hassle?
It's not a hassle.
Isn't it a hassle?
It's not a hassle.
My way of speaking is better.
Isn't it a hassle?
What?
Isn't it a hassle?
It's not a hassle.
Good luck, Takuro.
Today,
I'm going to sing
this song
called
Seishin no Tobira.
Takuro.
Listen.
Seishin no Tobira
Akeyouze
Minna de Akeyouze
Kisa Senju ni Aru
Manga Kisa
Takuro.
You're so lame.
You're the worst.
Can't you just listen?
I
am
so moved that my body is shaking.
Maybe you have a cold.
Isn't it better to go to the hospital?
Takuro's song
has the power
to move people.
Isn't it a hassle?
I
am
so moved that my body is shaking.
What?
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't fight here.
You're in the way of my work.
You're so lame.
What?
Takuro.
Wait a minute.
Don't get angry.
You'll get caught.
Everyone.
Go home.
Okay.
I wonder how long
she's been a police officer.
She's an old lady.
She has no other job.
I don't think
it's a big deal.
I'm so moved.
A fake hypnotist
tricked Mechige.
What's going to happen?
Her hands are getting lighter.
And the balloon
is getting bigger.
It's floating in the air.
It's getting pulled up.
Her hands are getting pulled up.
It's flying in the air.
It's a fake hypnotist.
Of course, her right hand won't go up.
Is Mechige pretending to be trapped?
Her hands
are coming to her face
and to her chin.
I feel ay-ing.
Once.
Amazing.
It's a hypnosis that doesn't work, but Michihige keeps acting in front of the camera.
How long will Michihige pretend to be hypnotized?
So!
Will Michihige be able to endure the fake hypnosis of turning vinegar into sweet juice?
1, 2, 3.
Let's start with Noe-san.
Look up!
It's juice. How is it?
It's sweet.
It's sweet, isn't it?
Really?
It's sweet, isn't it?
Really?
It's sweet, isn't it?
Do I drink vinegar?
It's not vinegar.
It's juice.
It's sweet and sour.
It tastes like a fruit.
Drink it again.
Drink it again?
It's juice.
Really?
It's sweet, isn't it?
Here is the question.
Michige, who doesn't want to drink vinegar any more,
imitated Tosa.
What kind of words do you use when you say,
It's sweet, isn't it?
Let's start with Niigaki team.
It's sweet, but I don't like it very much.
If I don't say it's sweet,
I'll be told to drink a little more.
So I'll drink a little more and say,
It's sweet, but I don't like it very much.
I see.
I think I'll end it like that.
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
And let's go to Fujimoto team.
It's sweet, but I don't like it anymore.
I don't like it anymore.
You didn't look like you wanted to drink a lot.
I wonder if I'm not good at vinegar.
Aren't you not good at it?
I think I know it's sweet.
I'm fine.
I see.
Let's go to Yoshida team.
It's really sweet,
but it doesn't seem to be hypnotized.
I'm going to say it.
I'm not hypnotized anymore.
I said it was sweet,
but it wasn't obviously hypnotized.
I'm going to say it.
I see.
Then, the correct answer is...
I think it's vinegar.
I don't think it's vinegar.
It's not vinegar.
Really?
Yes.
It's sweet, but...
It's sweet, isn't it?
I don't like this sweetness.
Really?
So,
Niigata team's answer is...
OK.
Niigata team's answer is...
OK.
Finally, the prank was exposed.
Nice Reaction will continue after this.
Then, let's expose the prank to Michige, who doesn't know anything.
If you count the next three,
you'll notice that my hair is gone.
OK.
I'm going to count three.
Open your eyes slowly.
One.
Two.
Three.
Open your eyes slowly.
What happened?
My hair is gone.
Yes.
What? Why?
I look like a hypnotist.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
My hair is gone.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
That's right.
Then, the next one is...
Wait a minute.
No.
Please stop.
No.
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