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Nijikawa-kun! Nijikawa-kun!
Don't open your eyes yet! It's about to start!
Really? Today is the last day!
Good morning!
When I speak out loud in the morning, I get really dizzy.
Because you're old.
No, I'm not old, but when I speak out loud, I get really dizzy.
I can't see you.
Why are you looking for me?
You haven't been here lately?
What's with that?
Wait a minute!
You just made a weird sound.
I want to come out!
I don't have to be in a corner like this.
I want to come out!
I'm just here because you keep telling me to.
I want to say that, but...
I want to come out!
Hello!
I'm a bicycle!
I'm from the marriage counseling office at Nakazawa Yuko's house.
I have a message for you.
From the marriage counseling office?
Yes.
Thank you.
I asked you to send me a message so that I wouldn't know where it came from.
It's so frustrating.
I'm so embarrassed.
Don't say it!
I'm Eric Kamezou!
No, no, no.
I didn't bring any mail for you.
I can't do it because of my salary.
That's not the reason.
I have five children.
Five?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I don't want to be here.
So, today...
I'm going to open a store.
Let's go.
This is it.
The event will be held in Yokohama, Pacifico until October 10th tomorrow.
It's a ticket for the 2005 Cultural Festival.
It's an event where you can learn about what will happen if global warming continues.
Please come to the venue after watching this.
We're waiting for you.
The Earth is in a very bad situation.
Yes, it is.
The Earth is in a very bad situation.
It's very bad.
It's in the state of Nakazawa.
It's bad.
It's bad, isn't it?
It's easy to get hit.
It's bad.
It's very bad.
It's hot.
It will be released on October 11th this week.
It's a photo book, Hello Project, 2005 Cultural Festival, 05, Selection Collection, Matsuda Aya & Country Girl Version, and W & Ryuden Version.
Let's see.
Can you stop saying that?
Let's see.
That again?
I'm going home.
You still have a lot to do.
I have a lot to think about.
Why?
I don't know.
It's better to look at it from a distance.
Only one person from the four groups is here.
Who is it?
It's W.
Thank you.
En-chan, you've grown up.
You're cute.
You haven't seen this, have you?
No, I haven't.
You said you've never seen it.
Can you show us a little?
Look.
I'm not promoting the product.
I'm sorry.
Look.
I haven't seen it.
I'm sorry.
Your arm?
No.
Tomorrow is the day of sports.
It's a match between the best of the best.
Team Nakazawa and Team W will carry the basket and stand up.
En-chan.
Yes.
No.
I see.
No.
I see.
It's different.
It's completely different.
The team with the most balls in the basket wins within the time limit.
Let's start.
Wait a minute.
Hurry up.
Wait a minute.
It doesn't go in.
Wait.
Hurry up.
In it?
Hurry up.
It's in.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Hurry up.
It's in.
I hit it, but it's in.
It's in.
It was heavy, wasn't it?
I'm scared.
I can't do it.
I'm scared.
Nagara-san, what's your team number?
12, 13, 14, 15.
15.
I lost.
Nagara-san.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Music, start!
What are you doing?
I don't want to do it.
You're not dancing.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
After this, we'll show you the unreleased scenes.
Today's Hellomony is the Hellomony Unreleased Scenes Ranking chosen by the viewers.
In the broadcast from January to September this year,
the viewers chose the scenes they want to see again.
We received a lot of requests that exceeded our expectations.
This time, we'll show you the unreleased scenes that we couldn't show due to time constraints.
We'll also show you the behind-the-scenes of the Morning Musume.HK tour.
Here is the 10th place of the Hellomony Ranking.
Gyo-Retsu-Gurume-Soudatsu Magic Restaurant
Every time, we invite a magician with a lot of personality to do a magic quiz.
Only two people who get the correct answer will be able to enjoy the delicious food.
This time, we'll show you the super card magic of the mysterious prince, Mouche Pierre, who received the most requests.
First of all, choose a card from the deck and Mouche Pierre will guess the card.
Before that, I forgot something important.
First of all, you have to take out the card from the box.
What?
Did I take it out?
I'm sorry.
One more time.
Trivia!
Thank you very much.
Next, I'll show you the card magic of Trump.
Which card would you like to choose?
Are you ready?
Please choose a card.
Mouche Pierre is going to play Trump.
If you want, you can say, stop!
Please say, stop!
Stop!
Oh, that was close.
What are you trying to do?
Next, please.
Stop!
I'll show you the card magic of Mouche Pierre.
Please remember the number and the number.
Yes.
OK.
Everyone, you're looking at the wrong place.
Look at the top.
The top.
Here, here, here, here.
What?
Wait a minute.
It's the heart-shaped Kyu-sama.
It's suspicious.
It's amazing.
What is it?
What's wrong?
Can anyone help me with this card?
Please put a mark on it.
Please write something on it.
This is a TV.
Anything is fine. Please write something big on it.
Thank you, Melty Boku.
You wrote it.
You wrote the name, Ai.
It's a cute face.
I'll use this card to do magic.
I'll put this card in the card.
I'll push it in.
It's in.
But if you press the button, it'll go up to the top.
Why?
I'll put it in again.
I'll push it in.
But if you press the button, it'll go up to the top.
Why?
I'll put it in again.
Of course, this card is the heart you chose earlier.
There's no mistake.
I'll put about half of this in here.
Can you push in the other half?
Please push it in.
It's in.
But if you let your guard down, the card will be buried here again.
Why?
I'll put it in again.
Why?
I'll put it in again.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four cards.
Did you bring the joker?
Joker, joker, joker, joker.
Four jokers.
Look closely.
There's a king on a bicycle.
This is the joker.
One is here.
The other joker is here.
I'll put this one on the side.
There are two left.
I'll put this one in between and hit it from above.
Pay attention to the king.
The king is gone.
There are two people on the bicycle.
Wow.
I'll put it in.
Wow.
That's right.
If it's suspicious, I'll put it away.
How did you like PL's super magic?
Next, we'll show you the magic of Tatsuya Naka, a variety magician.
We asked Koharu to help us.
Please give Koharu a big hand.
I prepared a paper cup.
Which one do you like?
Please hold this.
I prepared water.
I'll put this in.
It's in.
Please hold the water.
I'll hold it like this.
Hold it on your head.
Don't let go.
Hold it with both hands.
I'll put this water in.
It's in.
I'll do a magic to make this water disappear.
It's hard to erase it all of a sudden.
I'll explain how to erase it.
When I give the signal, Koharu will turn slowly to the left.
Then my water will disappear.
I'll do it.
Ready, go.
It's gone.
It's completely gone.
I'll put it on my head to prove it.
I'll do it.
Ready, go.
It's gone.
It's amazing.
I'm not done yet.
Up to this point, anyone can do it.
I'll do it.
When I turn, Koharu's water will disappear.
I'll do it.
Ready, go.
It's gone.
I'll put it on my head to prove it.
It's scary.
I'll do it.
When it's gone, give me a big applause.
Ready, go.
It's gone.
Give a big applause to Koharu's courage.
There will be more and more new magicians.
Look forward to Magic Restaurant.
The 9th place is...
A special project to celebrate the 5th anniversary of Haramoni.
A journey to find presents in Okinawa, Hokkaido.
It's the first time for Haramoni.
It's a morning prank.
Watch the unreleased scenes.
This is it.
This is Tanaka's room.
The door is locked.
Calm down.
This is the unreleased scene.
The door seems to be open.
I see.
If I push it, it will open.
Did I make a mistake?
They struggle to open the door.
I'm nervous.
It's all right.
It's locked.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm nervous.
It's open.
Oh, no.
To be continued.
He's still sleeping.
What should I do?
Why are you so big?
Cute!
Big!
Like a wallpaper
Calm down
One, two
Good morning
Tanaka-chan, good morning
Hey, it's morning, Tanaka-chan
I can't, I can't, I really can't
You idiot!
I'm sorry
It's a nuisance for me
From now on
I really can't, I can't, I can't
You idiot
I thought my hair was taken off
Let's continue
The 8th ranking of sleeping scenes
This is the project that welcomes the two of Lilia as guests
Please take a look at the super high-tension RR expedition limited to Haramoni
Please come in
Thank you very much
I'm regular Nishikawa... I'm regular Matsumoto!
I'm member number 3, Kago!
I'm member number 7, Tsuyomi!
Come on, Nishikawa!
Where you at?!
What are you out for?!?!
My back!
I won't let you go! I won't let you die!
In addition, Morning Musume.
has challenged the original Adaruneta.
Then, please.
Ready, go.
I don't know if it's sauce or soy sauce.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to die.
Then,
Please judge.
Yoko.
Good luck.
Are you ready?
Yes, please.
Ready, go.
Diet.
Next, Rebound.
Oh, my God.
Your way of speaking has changed a little.
Oh, my God.
Hello.
We are Morning Musume.
It's nostalgic.
You guys are kind.
Do you have any memories?
Memories?
I remember Ishikawa-san.
Do you have a VTR?
That's all.
We have prepared a VTR.
Regular Presents.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Here is the NG scene of the question.
5 seconds until Ishikawa-san's comment.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Regular presents.
Something that really exists.
What is this?
Ah, I got it.
You don't have to worry about it.
At that time, Ishikawa-san hugged me tightly.
We don't have any negative comments.
We bite everyday.
Don't worry about it.
Thank you, Regular-san.
Next is the 7th place.
The 7th place is Ishikawa Rika's graduation special.
Please watch the NG scene of the question.
Ishikawa-san's hope.
This is the scene where Ishikawa-san plays the role of a stubborn girl.
First, please watch the NG scene.
They are really troublesome.
Really.
I'm going home.
Ah, yes.
They are really troublesome.
Really.
I'm going home.
Ah, yes.
Tomeko.
They are really troublesome.
Really.
I'm going home.
Ah, yes.
Tomeko.
What is it?
Honey.
The door...
Sorry, the door was broken.
Next is the NG scene of these two.
Please watch the line of Tsuji-chan.
What are you looking at?
It's been a long time.
Don't laugh.
It's not your favorite role.
I'm sorry.
It should be in this order.
Tsuji is here.
And this is the NG scene.
Is she here? I don't think so.
It's not your favorite role.
It's been a long time.
Did you make a mistake?
That's all for the NG scene.
What is the 6th place?
Hello, Morning!
In this corner, the viewers will answer simple questions.
First, a question from a fan named Choshu Koharu.
Is it true that Mikitty is an idol but has a bad sleep?
I can't sleep because I'm worried.
In order to find out the truth, we invited these two reporters.
First, let's hear from Mikitty's best friend, this person.
When I'm sleeping in bed, Mikitty's hand suddenly rises.
I don't have anything, but I take it out.
What do you take out?
It's probably a dream that I'm reading a magazine.
Dream?
Yes.
I can't do this.
I can't do that either.
Really?
I can't do that either.
You can't react.
As usual.
It's all of a sudden in the dark.
It's scary.
I asked Mikitty to do this.
I see.
Thank you.
I see.
Who are you?
Thank you.
The two who got valuable information found Morning Musume.
We have new members.
They are here.
Hello, everyone.
Let's ask the person directly.
Ah.
She's sleeping and reading a magazine.
She's complaining there, too.
She's sleeping and reading a magazine.
She's sleeping like this.
Her hands are up.
She doesn't have a magazine, does she?
She doesn't.
Her mother woke her up and she was half asleep.
She said, Wappen is on the left.
That's amazing.
So, the result report.
Idols also say they're sleeping.
That's all from the scene.
We're waiting for simple questions and questions on the show.
What is the 5th place in the Halloween ranking chosen by the viewers?
A spring vacation bus tour was held to commemorate the 5th anniversary.
In particular, it was a big response.
At Hakkeijima Sea Paradise,
Please pay attention to Ame and Kamei who are crying.
This is Hakkeijima Sea Paradise.
It's the most thrilling Blue Hole.
The height of this Blue Hole is
The height of the 35th floor of a skyscraper.
It is said to be 107 meters high.
As a result of the lottery, the challenger is
Kamei.
Are you okay?
I'll try it.
You can do it.
She's just said it.
She's going to try it.
It won't break, will it?
Please say Kamei Bus Tour.
Kamei Tour.
I should have stopped.
Kamei Tour.
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared.
It's a nice view.
Look at the view.
I'm really scared.
What should I do?
It's Kamei Tour.
What should I do?
I'm going to fall soon.
I should have stopped.
Kamei Tour.
I'm scared.
What should I do?
I'm scared.
Nacchan.
I'm really scared.
The first-generation Abu-chan got on,
but the sixth-generation Kamei-chan didn't get on.
I'm really scared.
You should try it.
I'm really scared.
I can't do it.
It's too late.
I'm really scared.
It's okay, Kamei-chan.
I'm really scared.
It's my first experience.
I haven't disappeared yet.
Wait a minute.
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
It's okay.
I can't do it.
I'm going to fall soon.
It's my first experience.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
I did my best.
Both Abe and Kamei did their best.
The fourth place in the ranking is
NAKAZAWA TAKOTO's Guide Tour.
Only those who get the quiz right
can enjoy the luxurious food.
The members who got the correct answer seemed to be really happy.
The ranking is now in the top three.
Before that, please look at this.
We're in Hong Kong.
Everyone, look forward to Hong Kong!
I love Xiaolongbao!
She's always saying that!
I want to eat a lot of Hong Kong sweets!
Sweets!
I want to meet Kyoshi!
Kyoshi!
Is he here?
I want to see him!
So, let's go!
1, 2, 3!
Morning Musume.'s Hong Kong Tour in Hong Kong!
Wow!
So, it's been a year since the last Morning Musume.'s fan club tour!
This year's venue is Hong Kong!
There are a lot of fun events where members and fans can meet in person!
And a passionate special live!
We'll show you everything behind the scenes!
It's amazing!
But before that...
The day before the fan club event,
a DVD shoot was held in the city of Hong Kong.
During the shoot,
look at the members enjoying Hong Kong!
First, this is a Chinese dress shop.
There are a lot of cute items,
so everyone is trying hard to buy them!
Today is a sports day!
I'm wearing red!
It looks like she found something she likes.
It's not in Japanese yen.
11.50 yen.
It's 2.9 million yen in Japanese yen.
But if I don't have this,
it's 2,900 dollars.
2,900 dollars for about 10...
Oh, whatever.
She's still not used to going shopping abroad.
Meanwhile, Yosui has a serious look on her face.
What is she looking at?
It's 100% mango juice,
where they grate the mango on the spot.
It looks fresh,
but the taste is...
Thank you!
It's so sweet!
Mango!
It's like a luxurious drink.
It's mango, right?
It's so good!
While they're having a good time,
Ogawa is trying to find the cheapest and best restaurant,
so she's learning Cantonese from a translator.
Will she be able to do it?
Hello!
Thank you!
I'd like to have a bowl of rice with ketchup and rice noodles.
Rice noodles?
I'd like to have a bowl of rice with ketchup and rice noodles.
She's trying to explain it with words she just learned.
I realized how hard it is to understand words.
I tried my best to explain it in Japanese,
but I couldn't do it.
It was hard.
But there were some people who could speak Japanese very well.
I love you.
What's your name?
Sayumi!
There are a lot of Morning Musume. fans in Hong Kong, too.
I think it's good.
I think so, too.
It's different from Hong Kong.
It's fun.
If you don't listen to me, you'll be in trouble.
It seems that all the members were able to enjoy Hong Kong.
And the next day, the fan club tour started.
The girl in a brown dress, Morning Musume, was waiting for the fans.
The members seemed to be happy, too.
I'm going to be alone soon.
How about this person?
I'm nervous.
I'm not nervous.
I'm nervous.
The photoshoot with the members in brown dresses was very popular with the fans.
And after the photoshoot with over 1,000 participants,
the first day of the tour ended with a fun game event.
And the second day.
It's the second day of Hong Kong in Hong Kong.
After this, there will be a live show, a handshake event, and a lottery.
I'd like to ask you how you feel now.
Oh, there she is.
She's here.
I'm nervous.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's still fun today and yesterday.
It's fun.
We're going to have a live show soon.
I'll do my best for the live show.
It's a live show soon.
How do you feel? Are you nervous?
I'm nervous. It's my first time.
How do you feel?
I'm nervous.
Please come in.
At first, Hong Kong was trying hard to record.
Huh?
I can see it. I can see it.
Can you see the camera?
I can see it.
I can see it a little.
If I look at it,
can you see it?
You can't see it, can you?
Hong Kong has completely forgotten the report.
In the meantime, the main event of this tour,
the special live, has finally begun.
This time, the members sang their own song in a solo corner, and the live was a big success.
And so, the fan club tour is over.
So, we safely finished the fan club tour in Hong Kong for two days.
I think we were able to convey our feelings well.
We had fun.
It was fun.
I want to do it again.
Next time, let's do it somewhere else.
I want you to come again.
We'll be waiting.
Thank you very much.
The third place in the Hello! Project ranking is...
Asagaya Stamina Date with Toshio Kakei as a guest.
Actually, there was a scene in this date project that could not be broadcast due to time constraints.
So, this time, we will show you the unpublished part of the phantom.
Think of me as someone you like.
Confess to me one by one.
It's a simulation.
Asagaya's lovers are fishing.
It's love.
When you fall in love, you are said to be happy.
I have a father.
Let's do it.
It's a rare chance to go on a date, but it's raining.
Yeah.
Oh!
It's coming!
I think I fell in love with you before I fell in love with you.
What?
Okay!
No!
It's embarrassing!
It's a rare date, but it's raining.
It's about time to go to the shelter.
Oh, I pulled the string.
What should I do?
Hold Saemi's hand forever.
Sister!
Saemi! What should I do?
It's a good day to go on a date, but it's raining.
Oh!
Hey!
Oh! I got one!
I got one! Help me!
I got one!
It can't be helped.
Is it really coming?
It's really coming.
I got one!
Oh! I got one!
Oh!
I got one!
Yeah!
Now we're all set.
Yeah.
So...
We start from today, right?
That's right.
Yeah.
Cut!
Okay!
Thank you very much, Ms. Kakei.
Now, the second place in the Never Ending Ranking is...
The A-kaiwa lecture at the Hanomoni Academy, which welcomed Mr. Seikami.
While the A-kaiwa, which is full of individuality, jumped out,
this person was the one who brought the studio into a frenzy.
Please watch the miraculous A-kaiwa of the 6th member, Kamei.
Um...
I ate the cheese in my fridge.
And then...
It was the dog food I had.
Okay, in English.
Now in English.
Um...
Cheese.
Yes.
Box.
Cool.
Cheese.
Box.
Cool.
Cool box.
Ice box?
Cool box.
You want to say refrigerator, right?
Refrigerator.
I'll teach you.
It's difficult.
Refrigerator.
One more time.
Refrigerator.
Very good.
Refrigerator.
In.
Cheese.
Refrigerator in cheese?
Oh, my God.
Refrigerator in cheese.
Cheese in refrigerator.
Cheese in...
Cheese in refrigerator.
One more time.
One more.
Sorry.
Sorry?
Teacher.
In your pot.
Refrigerator.
Now, it's time to announce the 1st place of Mega Man Ranking.
The 1st place of Mega Man Ranking is...
It was an adventure date with Toru Yamazaki.
How are you watching this program?
I'm glad to announce the 1st place of Mega Man Ranking.
I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to show you a lot of girls.
I got on the bus.
I'm going to move.
As soon as I got on the bus,
I was drooling.
I thought you were doing your best for your fans.
I was really surprised.
From now on,
I'm going to show you a lot of girls.
I hope so.
Now, let's see the most requested scenes.
Yabuchi and Toru's screaming scene in the haunted house.
Let's see the unreleased scenes.
I'm scared.
At last,
I'm going to show you the doll in the coffin.
It's you.
I'm scared.
That's all for the unreleased scenes.
Let's see the unreleased scenes of Yabuchi and Toru.
Is it over?
It's almost over.
It's over.
I got it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Welcome back.
I'm scared.
How was it?
You were scarier than the ghost.
That's all for the unreleased scenes of Hello! Project.
Thank you for your many requests.
Next week, a super magician will appear.
Next week, the true nature of MIKITTY will be revealed.
What is the true nature of MIKITTY revealed by hypnosis?
Why?
Tonight, MIKITY is happy to see the member of MAGIC SHOW today.
He's touched.
At this up and down the earth, a handsome magician appears.
Everyone is very excited about this cool show by magic.
Please use the prize to answer this quiz.
A music gift card that can be exchanged for various music and video software from the Japan Record Association.
And a DVD player that allows you to enjoy high- quality video and sound quality with easy operation from the Dyna Collective.
You can only challenge the quiz for 15 minutes after the program is over.
Access the program on your mobile phone right now!