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Finally, the last day of the circuit has come.
What will happen next?
Is there anything fun?
It's sad.
Why?
Because I'm young, so I can enjoy anything from the bottom of my heart.
But when I get older, I lose my honest feelings.
It's hard.
Do you understand?
I can enjoy it just by playing a little.
Really?
For example?
Look over there.
Are you an idiot?
Let's do it.
I want to do it.
Are you the same as you this week?
I'm excited.
I'm not excited.
Look over there.
I understand.
Rock-paper-scissors.
There is an idiot who points out.
I'm sorry.
It was fun.
Is there anything fun?
I'm ready.
I'm the first.
You are the first, Nakazawa.
Stop it.
Don't shake your legs.
Wait a minute.
Who is it?
I'm Eric Kamedo, a salesperson of Aisobarai.
What is Aisobarai?
I wrote it down.
It's about 50 meters long.
You can just come here.
Please buy it.
It will be released this Wednesday, September 28.
It's a music video of Cyborg Shibata.
Shibata?
Shibata and KAKETERU.
KAKETERU and Shibata.
I was surprised.
I understand.
What is it?
It's a big joke.
Cyborg Shibata is a girl who has ten times the ability.
This is her first appearance as a strong rival.
Shibata's rival is a cute girl.
That's right.
So I was chosen.
Show me.
There is a cute girl.
That's amazing.
You say the same thing every week.
You have a lot of features.
How is it?
I am very...
You don't have to say that.
I have a lot of cuteness.
I play a role of a young lady.
It's a perfect role for me.
I don't understand the content.
I don't understand it either.
At first...
You don't know, do you?
It was released on September 22.
It's a photo book.
This person came to PR.
I'm glad.
Please come in.
Morning Musume.
I'm Asami Konno.
Nice to meet you.
What did you say?
Nice to meet you.
Hey.
Morning Musume.
I'm Saemi Michishige.
Calm down.
Morning Musume is hard.
I was on the show.
I know.
10.5 times.
I know.
Leave the delicious food here.
Leave it.
I'm sorry.
I'm a member of Morning Musume.
I've been on the show a lot.
It was my first time to sing and dance with Koharu.
Please watch it.
It's my decision.
Please.
Please change this reaction.
Yes.
I'm curious about the photo book.
I'm curious about the reaction.
Really?
Yes.
I'm doing my best.
Cute smile competition.
This time, Michishige and Konno will compete.
I see.
If you can keep a cute smile, you win.
It's already sour.
It's very sour.
Kon-chan, please.
Please be a good actress.
I'll eat it.
Really?
Delicious.
Cute.
I'll eat it.
Delicious.
It's very sour.
Konno wins.
Thank you.
Let's dance.
Music start.
Yay!
If I were Morning Musume, I wouldn't be able to keep up with them.
If I were a member.
You wouldn't be able to keep up with them. Because my love is already god-like!
Today, again, Morning Musume will challenge Sugode Magic.
Gyo-Retsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magic Restaurant
Everyone, Gyo-Retsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magic Restaurant.
In other words, welcome to Magi-Restaurant.
In this restaurant, we have two people who have good grades in Magic Quiz.
They can't eat in line.
They want to eat in line.
Gyo-Retsu Gourmet Soudatsu.
Let's start.
By the way, the customers who have never eaten before.
They haven't eaten.
It's Morning Musume. Old Team.
We're going to eat, right?
We're going to eat together, right?
Please do your best.
Now, let's welcome today's special Magician.
The Magician that Mr. Malick approved.
Dr. Zuma.
Gyo-Retsu Gourmet Soudatsu Magician Zuma
Mr. Malick, please take a look at his miraculous technique.
First, we're going to do a telepathy experiment.
Do you know what telepathy is?
It's like avoiding a stone without using words.
I drew a 3-digit number in this envelope.
It looks like you have a good intuition.
I'm going to send you a 3-digit number by telepathy.
Please tell me the 3-digit number you just felt.
3?
5, 6, 8.
1.
1 and?
3.
1, 3?
5.
1, 3, 5 came to your mind.
Please leave it as it is.
Now, I'm going to...
Are you ready?
I'm going to write a word with a thick pen.
I wrote a word in hiragana.
I'll skip it now.
Please tell me if you know it or not.
Which one?
I don't know.
That's right.
You just said, I don't know.
You said, I don't know.
You skipped it well.
Really?
Do you have a good intuition?
Do you have a bad one?
I haven't written anything yet.
What is it?
Please tell me the alphabet.
M.
M?
It doesn't fly at all.
I just skipped B.
This is also a joke.
The problem is the contents.
It was 1, 3, 5.
I'll open it.
What?
That's not it.
That's amazing.
There's nothing in it.
There's no print.
The number I sent by telepathy is 1, 3, 5.
What?
That's not it.
That's amazing.
You didn't send it to us, did you?
I didn't.
I'm scared.
I want to borrow something from you.
Do you have a ring?
Yes, I do.
Can I borrow it?
It's decorated.
Makoto's M.
There's a string here.
Pull it.
Pull it hard.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Don't let go.
This is a fake.
This is how you really put it in.
Pull it straight.
Put your hands out.
Let go.
Pull it hard.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Will you be surprised if you take it off?
Yes.
Relax your hands.
I took it off.
Why?
That's amazing.
It feels good.
Why?
I put it in.
You might think it's suspicious.
Put it in the middle.
You put it in.
It's not suspicious, is it?
Pull it a little.
You can't take it off.
Are you okay?
You can't take it off.
Let go.
It's hard to pull it until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
But if you do your best, you'll get a thin ring.
You can take it off.
The ring you took off will go in.
Why?
What did you do?
It's my job.
It's more difficult.
Tie it with your wrist.
Tie it once.
You can't tie it twice.
Tie it once.
It's a person's hand.
Tie it as hard as you can.
It's called Gendo.
This is an important ring.
Yes.
If anything happens,
I always carry my wallet at work.
If anything happens, I'll report it.
Please hold this from above.
Please hold it from above.
From now on, this ring will fly here.
It's like a pop.
Don't move it.
Did you feel like a pop?
It's scary.
It will come out of this.
I don't have it.
You can touch it.
Please touch it with a bad feeling.
Really?
Like a fairy tale.
Like a bad feeling.
Scary.
Please turn it over.
Look at the camera.
Amazing.
No way.
Amazing.
Really?
You didn't do it?
I didn't.
You didn't.
I used a technique and a rope to erase this ring.
But this time, I'll erase it without using a rope or both hands.
I'll use my fingertips.
This is my left hand.
Can you look this way?
I'll put the ring here.
Like this.
If you can't use both hands, what other hands do you have?
Legs.
Legs?
This is not a hand.
This is also not a hand.
This is a back hand.
Back hand.
Have you ever seen a back hand?
Please show me a back hand.
A back hand.
Scary.
I can't see anything.
This is the most embarrassing item you can find at the airport.
Let me introduce you again.
This is Dr. Tsuma.
Thank you.
Please wait here.
Only two people who are lucky enough to have good luck can eat this.
Let me introduce you to today's food.
Thank you.
Today's food is meat and cheese.
What is it?
Tokyo Hong Kong.
I found a long line near Tokyo Dome City.
The name of this restaurant is Firehouse.
Among the many menus, this is the one I'm going to eat today.
Mozzarella Mushroom Burger.
The total balance of bread, vegetables, and meat is a must in this restaurant.
On top of the patty, which is famous for its high fat content,
they put mushrooms and mozzarella cheese on top of the patty.
They wrap the patty with melted cheese.
Finally, they put buns on top of the patty.
In order to enjoy the original taste of the ingredients,
they don't use ketchup at all.
The burger is well-balanced when you put it in your mouth.
The overflowing meat juice stimulates your appetite.
Today, they're going to have a special clam chowder and a drink.
Only two people who are lucky enough to have good luck can enjoy this.
I want to eat this.
I'm hungry, mom
I want to eat meat juice
It's a luxury
I got it in my mouth
It's like meat juice
It's great
It's delicious
Bye
It's delicious
It's still in my mouth
Only two people can eat this
Let's move on to the magic quiz
Dr. Atsuma, please
What is this?
Have you ever seen this bend?
Suddenly
This is not a problem
The problem is from now on
I was really surprised
Put a handkerchief on this spoon
What will happen to this spoon?
Here is the question
What happens to this spoon when you take a handkerchief?
I don't know
Is it useful?
This is a hint
I don't know
What happens when you take a handkerchief?
This
It's useful
It's over
Flip open
It's an earpick
It's a fork
It's a comb
Let's move on
Hold it slowly
Don't rub it
Hold it
I'll take it
It's a fork
I'm glad
It's not a spoon
It's a fork
You got it twice, but you couldn't eat it
Let's move on
Dr. Azuma, please
Let's use a book
It's a book
What?
Why?
Here's a hint.
What will happen to this 1,000 yen bill?
Here's a hint.
Your wife will take out this 1,000 yen bill and change it into a certain shape.
Change it into a shape?
What shape will the 1,000 yen bill change into?
Please answer with a picture.
Here we go!
I don't think it's a square at all.
It's just a simple shape.
The shape will change.
It's the shape of a 1,000 yen bill.
Are you ready?
Let's open the flip book!
I have no idea.
Me neither.
Airplane?
Hawk?
It's the same as before.
What's this?
It's a line.
What about a star?
I can't tell what's what.
It's a hexagon.
We've opened them all.
Is there a correct answer?
Dr. Azuma, please continue the magic.
Amazing!
What's so amazing?
What will happen to the 1,000 yen bill?
We'll announce the correct answer!
Is there a correct answer?
Dr. Azuma, please continue the magic.
It stretches.
Amazing!
The correct answer is Mickey!
Amazing!
The quiz is over.
Out of the 5 people who got the correct answer,
only 2 people will be able to enjoy the food in a row.
Ready, set, go!
So,
the ones who can eat it are Mickey and Ai-chan!
So, the two of them will be able to enjoy the five- house mozzarella mushroom burger.
Look at this cut.
I'm sorry.
I'll pretend to look at it.
I'll eat it.
It's really good.
It's so luxurious.
How is it?
It's good!
Isn't hamburger a kind of mozzarella cheese?
Mozzarella cheese?
It's good!
How is it?
Is it good?
I can't eat it.
I'm sorry.
It's good.
Ryo-chan, it's good.
It's good.
It's good, right?
It's amazing!
She's so serious when it comes to food.
I love it.
I'm sorry. I can't eat it.
Idols are
cute,
sexy,
and funny!
See you later! Idol Battle!
This week's topic is an idol game battle.
First, let's introduce today's guests.
YASUDA CIRCUS!
I'm Ayase Yasutoya.
Ayase, what's your name?
I'm Kuro-chan.
I'm Ryo-san.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome.
Thank you.
I was surprised.
Today is an idol game battle.
Why are you here?
Kuro-chan wants to join us.
I want to join.
I want to join, too.
You can join if you want.
What kind of attitude is that?
Do you want to be an idol?
If you want to be an idol, join us as a student.
Yes, as a student.
Today's guest is Yasutoya.
I'm very happy.
But there are strange people.
There are strange people over there.
Please look forward to the next.
Excuse me, is Yasuda Dai Circus here?
No, Yasuda Dai Circus is...
What's going on?
What should I do in this kind of atmosphere?
So, this time it's an Idol Game Battle with Kuro's Morning Musume.
Yasuda Kei Circus, led by Yasuda Kei, will be participating in the Yasuda Dai Circus.
Game Battle Round 1
The first game is Karaoke Dodgeball.
While singing a karaoke song, dodge a ball and compete how much you can run away while singing a chorus.
The ball will be divided into two from the chorus part.
I think I can win.
What?
I think I can win.
You look weak.
I'm strong.
Look at me!
I'm strong.
This doesn't matter.
I can run away.
You can run away. It's okay.
So, let's start with the Yasuda Dai Circus team's challenge.
We'll start with a song. Please throw the ball when I say start.
I can't see it.
Let's start. Music, start!
And they immerse into the dance
In an unknown world
They have no thoughts
And they're doing their best
You can do it
With love, oh prayers
I dance on not tonight
That party, party, party
With myself, beautifully
Reach out, me, it's that
1, 2, 3, oh my god!
Don't touch me
I'm lonely
Everybody bye bye
I'm not alone
אחד Texas
No time Should we get wet again?
No time
We must not be so gentle
We've already done
We must be innocent
OK
Time
1'4'7'8'9'6'4'3'3'4'3
Knocked out all the pranks today!
Knocked out, knocked out, knocked out
Out!
Yay!
Hiro-chan!
Before the game started, Danchou hit the ball with her right hand and was out.
As soon as the ball became a putt, Yasuda, Tsuji, and Kago were out in a flash.
Kuro-chan was also out.
Surprisingly, Hiro, who was left behind with a subtle movement, was hit by two balls at the same time in the middle of the game.
Unfortunately, Yasuda was out against the circus.
Next is the morning team.
The song is also called Love Machine.
These six people will challenge.
Yabayashi-kun, Nii-Yaki-kun, and Hameichi-kun, please come forward.
Let's start.
Music start!
Go for it!
Nice and funny funny funny
I'm not a person
to say it myself
I like it
I'm a girl
I'm lonely
Everybody funny funny
I'm a girl
I'm not a person
To me,
seasons by seasons
don't really matter
Kindness and savage
be the center
of this big reality
Just you and me
What with energy
Morning team WIN!
Morning Team Wins!
Morning Team wins!
The first one to drop out was Fujimoto, who somehow couldn't avoid the ordinary ball thrown by Kago.
After that, the other players started to attack, but Kusumi got confused as soon as the ball became two.
Then, Konno, who couldn't see the surroundings, continued to drop out.
Furthermore, Takahashi was hit from the front and dropped out.
It was thought that everyone would be out as it was, but Ningen, who caught the high-speed ball thrown by Hiro, and Kamei, who successfully avoided the first goal at the end, survived.
Another goal was scored by Midway through.
Game Battle Round 2
The second game is a block stacking game.
If you stack all seven blocks while a person is on top, you clear.
If you fall down on the way, you have to start over.
However, you should not be distracted by this alone.
What's over there?
A train with a needle spinning around the course.
You have to lift the balloon on the course and pass the train.
There is only one member who can move at a time.
Each time you stack a block, you switch.
By the way, the speed of the train depends on the bicycle of the enemy team.
The enemy team can increase the speed of the train and confuse the opponent by speeding up.
First of all, from the Morning Rosemary team.
In front of the balloon, Michishige, who only showed his face, calls for help.
I'm worried if the bicycle will break.
If the bicycle breaks, the Morning Rosemary team automatically wins.
Hiro, be careful.
Don't break it.
The time limit is 2 minutes.
Ready, go!
Hiro, you're slow.
Come on, Hiro.
I'm scared.
What should I do?
I'm scared.
Take your time.
Do you know the order?
The time limit is 2 minutes.
If you stack more and more, you will win.
You can do it.
Be careful.
Ready, go!
Come here.
Run away.
Slowly.
I'm scared.
Go.
OK.
Go.
Ready, go!
OK.
I'm scared.
The Morning Team succeeded.
Really?
Yes.
The time limit is 1 minute and 25 seconds.
Ready, go!
You win.
Hiroko.
I haven't run that much yet.
I'm sweating a lot.
I can't speak.
Hiroko, say something.
Look at the camera.
Look at the side.
What are you doing?
I'm laughing.
Next is the Yasutadai Circus Team.
Kuro-chan is in front of the radio.
Hiro-san.
Break.
Please join us.
Please.
Join us.
Hiroko, break.
If you don't do it,
I'll die.
Don't do it.
Ready, go!
Go.
It's fast.
Go.
Ok.
He's coming.
Why is he coming?
There was a handrail.
It went too much.
Come here.
Really amazing.
What?
There was a handrail.
You're too far away!
Let's go at a slower pace!
Ready, set, go!
OK!
This one's strong!
It's still there!
It's a miracle!
It's dangerous!
No, it's not!
It's a red one!
It's not!
You have one minute left!
Ready, set, go!
Hurry, hurry!
It's a little dangerous!
One more time!
Ready, set, go!
That was close!
It's here!
Oh, no, no, no!
You have one minute left!
No, you have one minute left!
Ready, set, go!
OK!
It's not!
You have one minute left!
Hurry!
Who is it?
Help! Help!
From 1 again?
Wait! Wait! Hurry! Hurry!
Don't lose! Don't lose!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Are you ready?
Hiro! Hiro!
Hurry up!
Is there a timer?
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
What is this?
This is not good at all.
So,
Don't put powder on yourself.
Don't make that face.
I can't because the wind is blowing this way.
So,
The Morning Musume. team won!
But,
Though!
One of theact is
Next
Let's start with Yano Shishiro.
Even if Kuro-chan wants to join, Kuro-chan will do it by herself.
What are you talking about?
What?
The punishment game will be revealed!
With a cold-blooded joke, Kuro-chan will get a big round of applause!
The punishment game will be revealed!
This is the coldest joke ever.
Go ahead!
The punishment game will be revealed!
Kuro-chan is going to do a really funny joke.
Yes!
Please do it.
Well then, please.
Are you going to pretend like that?
I'm going to do a really funny joke.
I thought it would be funny.
Do it again!
I'm going to do a really funny joke.
At the station in front of Haromony Station, strange people are always gathering.
I'm busy today, too.
Tsuji-san, what are you doing?
I was trying to put a letter in, but I couldn't get my hand out.
Let go of the letter.
Yes.
Oh, I got it out.
You're smart.
Hang in there.
I'm sorry.
Hang in there.
Yes.
Is he not here?
I'm here.
You don't have to be so surprised.
I'll introduce you.
I'm Kamei-san, and I'll be working at this station from today.
Nice to meet you.
This is the first station in Japan that only offers women.
So, hang in there and work hard.
Yes.
What is it?
What's the matter?
You're amazing.
You're a master.
No.
Um, where's Daichi?
Oh, you're here, too?
Yeah.
I'm so glad to see you.
Let's get back to work.
What?
Let's get back to work, too.
Okay.
I think I was a little too early.
Oh, it's Mr. Hikomaru.
I'm Hikomaru Yabukoji, from Narcissus High School.
Good morning.
Thank you.
Let's go to school.
Yeah, I'll go with you.
You're so annoying.
Hey!
No!
What a stubborn kid.
Let's go.
See you.
Well, I'll be going.
Have a good day.
No, no, I'm going.
I don't want to go either.
I'll be in trouble if I'm late for work.
Have a good day.
I'll be going.
No, no, I'm going.
I don't want to go either.
I'll be in trouble if I'm late for work.
Have a good day.
I'll be going.
No, no, I'm going.
I'll be in trouble if I'm late for work.
Have a good day.
That's enough!
It's so early in the morning!
You don't have to be so loud!
We're newlyweds.
Oh, no.
It's not good to be too loud!
I'm sorry!
Well, I'll be going.
Come back soon.
Of course.
That's enough.
Hurry up!
Have a good day.
It's so fun.
Have a good day.
It's so fun.
I'm going to my grandma's today.
Is that okay?
Yes.
No, it's not.
Koharu, the answer is yes, right?
Yes.
Koharu?
It's not yes.
It's yes, right?
Yes.
Okay.
I'll give you money.
Buy a ticket.
Okay?
Have a good day.
Grandma, give me a gum!
That's not it!
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
Koharu.
Yes.
The ticket is here, right?
Buy a ticket here.
Ticket.
Yes.
Did you buy it?
Okay.
You did a good job.
Be careful on your way back.
Yes.
Don't be too loud.
I'm going.
Yes.
Don't be too loud.
I told you.
It's not yes, right?
Yes.
Okay, Koharu.
Have a good day.
I'm going.
Be careful.
Ticket.
It's time to kick again.
From the original, I will sing this song today.
Cool.
When I woke up in the morning, my hair was smelly.
When I took off my pajamas, my body was smelly.
Humans are alive, so they are smelly.
I'm alive, so I'm smelly.
What is this sound? It's noisy.
Ah!
Ms. Ekicho!
What's wrong with you?
Can I sing here?
You can.
You can't.
Let's stop.
Yes.
You can't sing here without permission.
I sing where I want to sing when I want to sing.
But it's cool.
Stop it!
What's wrong with you two?
She said she wanted to sing here.
I know you.
When you were a teenager, in Kanto...
No, no.
That's a misunderstanding.
That's not it.
Please stop it.
Yes.
Hello.
Thank you for your hard work.
If I sing here, I will bother everyone.
Next, I will sing until the bell rings.
What?
Please stop it.
Will you sing?
I can't be a crow's wife.
Oh, my God!
It's not a place to laugh and sing.
It's time for the train.
Let's get to work.
Yes.
Today is a busy day.
What's going to happen?
October 9th is the Halloween special.
Viewers will be able to see the scene they want to see again.
You can apply from the official website of Halloween.
We are waiting for your application.
The studio is strange.
Next, we're going to prank.
I'm having a party with Chinese, Korean, and Chinese costumes.
I'm going crazy in a train.
I'm watching Chinese people and Chinese people.
Takahashi is around me.
What's going to happen?