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This time, Goki and Roku are in a fierce battle!
A powerful scepter has appeared!
This time, Michige, who has become a police officer, is going to be arrested!
Kutsumi, who is beautiful, is recording for the first time!
And then, something terrible happens!
Now, here's the question!
Do you know anything about PONZU's PON?
Ladies and gentlemen!
Father and mother!
From now on, HMP!
I'm a pro at speaking in Haromoni!
Goki vs. Roki! A survival deathmatch of fire!
First, the players' entrance!
The red corner!
It's the entrance of the Goki team!
They're dressed in a Chinese dress and ready to go on a rampage!
Dragon Eye!
The next entrance is the resurrected Moeru Toukon!
Antlion Magozo!
The next is the beast that eats!
Tripple Kongo!
And the last one to appear is...
Moeo Niigaki Jyukishou!
Bruce Lee!
Next, the blue corner!
It's the entrance of the Roku team!
The hellish Tsukkomi Gear that freezes what you see!
Abdominal Bikini!
The next entrance is...
The punishment warrior that punishes evil!
Sailor Kame!
Next is the mentaiko fighter that was born in Fukuoka!
Haseki Raider!
And the last one to appear is...
The ugly Yukio with a needle!
Nurse Sayonara!
It's the entrance of the devil that punishes evil!
Don't hesitate!
Lovely Yoshizawa!
The person who suggested this project is...
The leader, Yoshizawa Hitomi!
Please explain the purpose of this project!
Why did I want to do this project?
I'll tell you!
The 7th generation member, Kusumi Koharu-chan!
Before that!
As a senior, in my life as an entertainer...
What kind of power do I have?
Me and Rocky!
How much can I do?
I planned a survival match!
The results of my daily study...
Please show it to me and to everyone on TV!
Please look forward to it!
If Rocky wins, what will happen?
Then, the position of Goki and Rocky will be reversed!
No way!
That's impossible!
So, Goki can use Rocky's jaw?
That's right!
If there's a lot of meat in the lunch box, it's definitely Rocky!
That's impossible!
What will you do if you lose?
I'll run away!
No way!
Asahi would never do that!
That's impossible!
This is also possible!
So, this is a serious match!
This time, we have invited a strong member for each team!
Let's introduce them!
The red corner!
The 5th generation member!
The one and only Daita Beauty Hikaru!
The special team member!
Daita Beauty Hikaru!
She's a fantasticist who can change the world with her unique energy!
I don't care.
She's like an A-type.
She's a big one.
Is it just me?
I don't think I can lose to the 6th generation.
I'm in a good mood, so I'll sing.
I don't care.
The 6th generation.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Daita-san.
You're a big rival to the 6th generation.
I'll crush them.
I'm so happy.
She's so excited.
The blue corner!
The 6th generation member!
The word magician, Strong Hoshian!
The one and only Strong Hoshian!
He's a late-bloomer who's good at making up words.
Aika-chan.
This is just as it is.
Shikoku is fine, right?
It's just Shikoku.
Tokushima Kouchei Himekawa.
Udon!
I'll go with Udon.
I've seen Momusu's musical.
I'm Hoshian.
Nice to meet you.
You two are like a costume team.
What do you think?
I turned 30 on my birthday.
Thank you.
I think it's a fashion suitable for a 30-year-old.
Thank you.
I bit you.
I forgot to say this.
There's a penalty for the loser.
Yossi will punish you.
I'll punish you.
I'll punish you a lot.
Of course, the two skaters.
Why? Us?
Is it related to us?
We're a team.
Yossi will punish you.
It's nothing.
I'll stab you with a needle.
That's interesting.
Who will win?
Goki vs. Rokki.
The battle begins.
Goki vs. Rokki.
The team with the most points wins.
The battle begins.
I'll punish you.
The battle begins.
It's a one-on-one battle.
Please decide the order of the battle.
First, the order is decided.
This is also a key point.
The result is...
It's going to be an interesting battle.
It's going to be interesting in the middle.
What kind of battle is it?
It's going to be interesting in the middle.
The first individual battle.
The red corner is DRAGON AI.
The blue corner is HUSTLE REINA.
The red corner is DRAGON AI.
Let's announce the topic of the battle.
Here is the topic.
Words that make you feel the summer.
Referee, please.
Are you ready?
Words that make you feel the summer.
It's a lunch show.
Don't use inappropriate words and inappropriate actions.
Are you ready?
Then, both of you.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Fight!
Ramen.
Pudding.
Bikini.
Point.
No, no, no.
Natsukawarimi-san.
Water slider.
Winner!
It's totally Tanaka-san.
How was it?
It was a piece of cake.
Piece of cake?
Piece of cake, Ai-chan.
It was good.
But there were some good words.
Bikini is the best point.
Really?
The winner of the first match is Reina Hasuru with her point and KO.
Next, the second match.
The red corner.
Bruce Lee.
The blue corner.
Sailor Turtle.
Winner is Bruce Lee.
Sailor Turtle.
Here is the topic.
Strong words.
Then, both of you.
Are you ready?
Fight!
Hello! Project All-Stars.
Here I go.
Strong words.
Point.
No way.
Full of energy.
Yuka Nakazawa.
Point.
No way.
Strong adhesive.
I don't know.
Extremely fat.
Ramen.
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Don't mess with me.
Stubborn.
Bye bye.
Why?
Why? Why?
That's not what I meant
But Erin had a point
I gave her a point, but I'm the winner
Yay
I did it
Thank you
Bruce Lee didn't make any sense at first
Really?
I didn't understand a word
Why?
Full of desire
You said full of desire
Full of desire
Seira got a point
It was perfect
I wanted you to say it instead of moon
Do it
Can I?
Instead of moon
I'll give you a punishment
Eyebrows
Excuse me
Can you do it in a match?
Please do it
Bruce Lee won the second match
Next match
Red corner
Hikaru Daita Beauty
I'll do my best
And blue corner
Miki Avdola
Go for it
You can do it
I'm looking forward to this match
Here is the topic
Words that shake your heart
Referee, please
What is it?
Please shake your heart
Viewers, please shake your heart
Here we go
Kong
Fight
It became more delicious
I started to cool down
What is it?
I want to be with you forever
Point
What is it?
Point
Go for it
It's hard to love
Go for it, Miki
I'll be moved forever
Point
I love you to death
Winner
Daita, how do you feel?
It's the age of life
You have a lot of experience
I've been told many times
No, I haven't
In your imagination?
Yes, I've been told many times
Daita and Goku won
Team Goku won
The 4th match
Red corner
Princess Kong Kong
Blue corner
Nurse Sayumin
Red corner
Nurse Sayumin
Red corner
Nurse Sayumin
I'll announce the topic
Sexy words
You two seem to be good at this
Then
Fight
Collagen
Sexy
Black hair
Oh, good
Black hair
Sexy
Thigh
Mont Blanc pudding
Nurse Sayumin
Sexy
Ishikawa Rika
Winner
Nurse Sayumin
Stop, stop, stop
Put it on 1, 2
That's good
You decide
Don't use people
Ready, fight
Kong Kong
Sexy
Rabbit
Cheerism
What?
What's that?
Gymnastics
Winner
You cheated
Is gymnastics sexy?
Yes, very
In the end, Nurse Sayumin won
They are tied with 2 wins
I'll announce the topic
Red corner
Antonio Makoto
What should I do?
Blue corner
Kong Hoshian
This is definitely not good
I'm going to lose in the end
Please don't
Of course
Red corner
I'll announce the topic
This is important
Beautiful Japanese that the world can be proud of
I'm not good at this
You're not good at it?
I'm not good at this
Beautiful Japanese
I'm not beautiful
Referee, please
Yes
Beautiful words, please
Kong
Fight
Lion
Amanatto
You got a point
Yes
That's that
Beautiful Japanese
Uguitsu-jo
Amagami
What is that?
Wait, wait
Tatami?
Yoshizawa Hitomi
Point
Yoshizawa Hitomi
Minus point
Yoshizawa Hitomi opening the door
Yoshizawa Hitomi standing up
Wait, wait
Yoshizawa Hitomi eating Imoyokan
Winner
Imoyokan
It was like the last battle
I was a bit nervous
I was a bit of a pushover
You were a pushover
I'm good at Japanese
It's just the words
It's nothing
What was the first word?
Amanatto
Amanatto?
You eat a lot of Amanatto and Imoyokan
I love eating
That's rude
With Antonio Makoto's victory
Team GOKI leads the individual battle
After this, Team GOKI takes the lead
And the skaters run away
It's a nice day today
Let's go to patrol
You're wrong
Be careful
That's wrong too
I'm the senpai so the answer is yes
Yes
Excuse me
That's fine
I'm counting on you
You too
Please
That's wrong
That's not a good attitude
Yes
Excuse me
Be careful
You're cute
Nice to meet you
I'm the cutest police officer in the history of the police station
You've been here for 4,000 years
Who are you?
I don't know
I'm Michishige who was dispatched to the police station
I got a call
I'm Nakazawa
I'm Takahashi
I'm going to arrest you
Who?
Who are you talking to?
The bad guys in the country
I'm going to arrest you too
You'll be arrested
I'm scared
Senpai
There's a strange person
That person is always strange
Are you okay?
Do I have to help you?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
I have a fever because I caught a cold
Shouldn't you go to the hospital?
I won't go to the hospital
I won't be able to see Hiromi
It's Hiromi
What?
It's me
It's me, Hiromi
Hiromi
It's me
What's wrong? You don't look well
I have a fever
Let me see
Hot, hot
Let me see
Hot, hot
Let me see
Hot, hot
Is it burning?
Obsessed
Hiromi
I won't stop
Let me see
Hot, hot
It's better to go to the hospital
That's right
Let's go to the hospital
Let me see
Hot, hot
Is it burning?
Let's go to the hospital
Yes
I'll arrest you
It's okay, welcome
Let's go
Walking is fun
Mameko
I love you
It's over
I told you before
Mameko is a high school student
I can't love you both
I brought a present
I'm happy
What kind of present is it?
Mameko
I'll go out with the person who gave me a nice present
Okay
Nii-chan
It's a showdown
I won't lose
Show me the present
Mine is
A present from Tokaido
I don't want both
Put it on
I don't want it
Stop it
Mameko, you don't want it
Are you okay?
It's disgusting
I'm sorry
Teacher is angry
It's not my business
What did you say?
Idiot
You are being rude to the teacher
The teacher is a person to be respected
Just like what your father said
It's your father
It hurts
What are you doing to the teacher?
No
It's not your father
It's the teacher
Don't be rude to your parents
It hurts
The truth is
Don't talk about others
What's with your eyebrows?
Mameko, prepare it
You're here
Mameko, prepare it
Yes
You!
Yes!
Alright!
Hello, good morning!
This year, this year...
Happy 5th anniversary!
Hey, that's not right!
I'm sorry!
Prepare the rice cake!
Yes!
You!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Alright.
You idiot!
That's not it!
This is it!
Hurry up and get ready!
Yes, sir!
Yes.
Alright.
You idiot!
How could you do that to your teacher?!
A teacher should be respected!
Dad, that's enough!
Shut up!
I knew it!
Stop it already!
A wife shouldn't talk back!
It's that guy again!
Senpai, please stop him!
No! You go!
I don't want to!
I'll stop him!
Stop it!
If you don't, I'll arrest you!
Who are you talking to?!
I'm cute even when I'm down!
You're a pain in the neck!
I'll train you again!
Let's go!
Follow me!
Tomeko!
Yes?
You're coming too!
Yes!
You're mistaken!
We're not bad!
Let's go!
Everyone, follow me!
Honey, love Tomeko too.
What a weird family.
Next up is the Kotoba Pro-Wrestling Team Battle Survival Battle Tag Match Championship!
It's a tie!
From now on, it's a 5-on-5 match.
Yes!
You have to touch the same object and switch players.
Yes!
It's a match where 5 and 6 teams' teamwork is tested.
Yes!
Everyone, let's hear what you have to say.
Yes!
First, the 5-on-5 team.
It's a tie.
Yes.
Teamwork is good.
Is it?
We're good friends.
Really?
Yes.
It's a tie.
I want to win again.
Please do your best.
We'll win easily.
What about you, Roki?
Yes.
Well, even if it's a tie, you can only get the same answer, so it's a tie.
Let's show our personalities.
Yes.
I see.
Now, it's time for the team battle.
You can touch the same object as anyone else.
The other rules are the same as the individual match.
These are the shocking words that have been said recently.
Oh!
Then, the four of you who are left alone, please stand outside the ring.
Here we go.
Yes.
Gong!
Fight!
Have you gained weight recently?
You've been a little ugly recently.
That's shocking.
I changed my nickname.
I don't know at all.
Touch!
Go!
Well...
The way you laugh is a little different from others.
It's shocking.
Your eyebrows are thick again, aren't they?
What?
Please listen to me.
It's something, isn't it?
What?
What is it?
It's shocking.
Touch!
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
I won, I won.
Go?
Go!
Let's go again.
Wait.
Your eyes are a little apart today, aren't they?
It's shocking.
Wait, wait, wait.
Usa-chan's penis hurts already.
What?
Why don't you stop using that mesh?
I don't want to touch your penis anymore.
What were you doing?
Let's do our best.
Your nose is a little big.
Your pores are big.
I don't like that.
Go!
Wait, wait, wait.
Who are you?
It's shocking.
Your wrinkles are big.
Good morning.
No, no, no, no.
Please write your name here.
It's shocking.
Let's do our best.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
After all, when it rains, the smell comes out.
I told my mom, you're already 16 years old, so be strong.
Hong Kong's rice looks like Tenshin-don.
It's shocking.
Can you stop leaving yogurt?
Why do you have such a sleeping habit?
Stop it.
Wait, what's wrong?
It would be nice if everyone could pass by, but if it's just the two of us, we can't talk.
It's really shocking.
The restaurant that Hong Kong takes me to isn't very delicious.
It's shocking.
When I said, touch, everyone lowered their hands.
It's shocking.
As a woman, I can't see it.
It's shocking.
When I touched Iida-san, she said she couldn't touch it.
It looks like you're not good at raising children.
Be quiet.
Winner.
First, the referees decided that they had an advantage, and the 5 teams won.
The next team match.
I will announce the topic of the second match.
Words that make you irritated.
Fight!
Of course.
I'm a big fan of this.
You can irritate yourself.
When I'm taking a bath, I just got in, but my mom says,
Your favorite TV program has started.
You can do it on a daily basis.
1 minute left.
2 minutes left.
3 minutes left.
5 minutes left.
I don't understand.
What is that?
You should change it.
When I'm interviewed, I'm asked every time,
What do you think of a celebrity you get along with?
I'm irritated.
When I'm asked if I want to eat this, I'm like,
But what should I do?
When I'm trying to convey my feelings, I can't.
You can be irritated.
Please stand by in 5 minutes.
Someone who comes to be persistent many times.
You can get around.
You can be irritated.
You can get around.
You're difficult.
It's difficult.
This is so hard!
Rock team won by a narrow margin.
There is only one difference.
Let's move on to the third game.
Here is the next topic.
What does your mom say to you?
Here we go.
Fight!
When you go to the bathroom, close the door.
What?
Can't you say something nice to Sanma?
You look like an old man.
You look cuter these days.
Clean up the mess.
You haven't done it yet.
Stop it!
You picked it up from under the bridge.
Amao is sweet, round and delicious.
What is that?
I've heard it three times.
Do as you like.
She is looking away.
Talk to your mom more.
Who?
Hikaru, you slipped today.
Oh, I did.
Winner!
I did it!
The winner is Goki team!
Konkon, you did a good job.
Konkon, does your mom scold you often?
There is something I don't understand.
What is Amao?
Amao is a big strawberry.
Amao is sweet, round and delicious.
The game is over.
Who is the winner?
What is the punishment?
The game is over.
Let's announce the total score.
The total score is...
5 wins for Goki team.
3 wins for Rock team.
Goki team wins!
How was it, Yosuke?
Well, you know, everyone's pretty good at this, right?
But, you know...
I think you should break it more
Break it?
You should break the shell
You can just pop it
Ah, pop it
And so...
The loser, Rocky, will be punished by Yosuke
But before that, please put this on
What?
Put the balloon on his head and stand by
What will be the punishment from the leader?
I'll give you the last chance
I'll give you a question
If you can answer it, it's safe
If you can't answer it, I'll break the balloon
I'll announce the question
The question is...
Ta-da!
A catchphrase for Marumaru
If I were you, I'd say, I'm a beautiful and cute Ishikawa Rika
Is that okay?
If I were you, I'd break it
It's easy to understand
I'm scared
She just said, don't break it
I'm begging you, Yocchan, don't break it
Is it okay?
It's okay
I may look cheeky, but I'm actually a cutie, Fujimoto Miki
I'm scared
But it's true
I'm glad
I'm scared, but it's true
You don't have to say it's true
It's embarrassing
Okay
Please show your true self
It's okay if you don't know
It's important
I'm scared
I'm always told that I'm cold, but I'm still doing my best
I was surprised
That was scary
I thought it was definitely scary
It was really cold
I don't know what you're talking about
It's a catchphrase
It's already broken
Thank you
Let's move on to the next question
I really don't know
I may look cheeky, but I'm actually a cutie, Fujimoto Miki
It's cute, so it's okay
It's okay
Thank you
Next
I'm scared
I'm looking forward to it
I'm the best student, so I'm looking forward to it
I'm scared
Do your best
I'll do my best
I'm waiting for a handsome prince like Mr. Yoshizawa
I'm Saemi Michishige
I'm a prince
I'm glad
It's a little unfair
Can I say something?
I've always expected you to be the cutest
It's a little unfair
That's not good
Let's try again
If it's now
I'm Saemi Michishige, who is the cutest today
Why are you still laughing?
It's fun to laugh
It's not a hobby
It's not a hobby, so I like it now
It's good now
Finally, Mr. Hoshiyama
It's fun to laugh
After that
This is the show of the senior's skills
That's right
This is the show of the senior's skills
What kind of skill do you want to show?
Is it a reaction after laughing?
That's interesting
Please
I'm a comedian and a boy
I'm actually a cute Reina Tanaka
I'm Reina Tanaka
I was imitating you
This time, the 5th member has started
Miracle Kusumi Koharu will come soon
Until then, let's all pull ourselves together and do our best
Yes
And Mr. Daita and Mr. Hoshiyama
Thank you very much for today
Thank you
If there is a chance in the future
Please invite me
Thank you
I'm going to do a solo story live on July 17th at Rumi Design Yoshimoto
I've set everyone's schedule, so please sing about 20 songs
Really?
I'm sorry, I'm in a rehearsal, so I can't
That's why I thought I'd call a guest
Please come
17th
I want to see
Please come and invite me
Which camera is this?
I wonder why
Real idea
Really
Yes
It looks fun
Please
Thank you very much
This was the 5th and 6th survival deathmatch
Morning Musume's 7th member, Koharu Kusumi
She has been a mentor to the senior members
She has received strict voice training since the release of the video
And finally, the first recording of Morning Musume's new song is about to begin
The first day is the recording of Morning Musume's new song
Everything is a new experience
The senior members are also serious about the recording
I don't know what I'm doing
Do your best
I'm nervous
What's this?
Kusumi is a little less nervous because of the senior members
It's finally her turn
Yes
I don't want to do it
Is it different to stand in front of the microphone and practice by yourself?
It's different
My ears are going to explode
I miss you a little
On a night when I couldn't see you, I fell in love with you
It's a strange feeling
Somehow, I feel that way
A few days later
Finally, the recording of her debut song
The exciting title is
Self-destruction
The senior members record in a short time
Kusumi also wants to continue
A little cuter and brighter
You're using your throat
Yes
However, there is a difference in ability between the senior members
It's hard to get an OK
You have to be stable
Rhythm
In the end, only one phrase
It takes time for the senior members to record one song
Kusumi and the senior members meet in the dance rehearsal of the new song
However
I think it's dangerous
Yes
What is this girl doing?
Uroboe Seminar, where three professors answer questions that they know but don't know.
Today's questions are,
Why do you call tofu yakko?
And, what is ponzu ponzu?
The professors who will answer these questions are
Professor Abe, who has read 20,000 books so far.
Professor Kako, who has studied 15 languages.
Professor Iida, who has studied 22 hours a day.
I'm an exchange student, so I'll explain it in a simple way.
I'll introduce the first Uroboe Seminar.
Why do you call tofu yakko?
Okay, I just learned this the other day.
I don't know how long it took me, but I just got the answer.
Okay, I'll tell you.
By the way, do you three like tofu?
Yes, we like it.
Here we go.
I'm confident about this.
When you call cold tofu, you don't say cold tofu, you say cold yakko.
In Hokkaido dialect, it's called hyakkoi or hyakkoi.
You say hyakkoi or hyakkoi.
Hyakko, hyakko, hyakkoi, hyakkoi, hyakkoi.
I can understand it very well.
What is this?
Hokkaido.
Did Hokkaido look like this?
Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
Yes, it did.
What is this? This is Hokkaido.
Yes, it's time for cold tofu.
Hyakko, I finally made tofu like this.
I made tofu in the shape of W.
I saw it.
Did you see it?
At that time, I realized how hard it is to make tofu.
I realized that I can make it like this.
I finally made tofu like this.
I see.
It's similar to the taste of kagoki.
You take time to make it from soy milk.
Hyakko, I finally made tofu like this.
I see.
It's similar to the taste of kagoki.
This is the result of my hard work.
Here is the real answer for the viewers.
Hyakko is a person who can be used as a sword in the Edo period.
Hokkaido.
Hyakko.
Where is the origin of tofu?
It is from the Tohoku region.
It's Tohoku region.
Yes.
Let's move on to the next question.
I see.
Let's move on to the next question.
Yes.
What is ponzu's pon?
I love ponzu.
I know that much.
I wrote it down.
What kind of food do you use ponzu the most?
Tsukemen is also ponzu.
Hamburger is also ponzu.
Gyoza is also ponzu.
Can I imitate you next time?
No.
Why?
You can't imitate me at all.
Let's start with Professor Ida.
Yes.
Ponzu is made by sucking up with a pump.
No.
Ponzu is flowing in the basement.
What?
Is it Suga?
Didn't you know that?
Ponzu costs a lot of money.
Is ponzu important?
Yes.
It's strange.
It's different from me.
It's precious.
I'll tell you the truth.
Yes.
In the old days, ponzu was used as a sauce.
It's not sour.
Ponzu is made from ponzu and vinegar.
I see.
It's sour.
It starts with ponzu.
I see.
No.
This is the answer.
Ponzu is made in Japan.
I'll tell you the answer.
You're confident.
Yes.
I'm confident.
This is the right answer.
I'm confident.
Have you ever seen ponzu?
No.
I'm scared.
I'll tell you the answer.
Ponzu is a Dutch word.
Ponzu is a fruit of citrus.
Ponzu is made from ponzu.
So, ponzu has no meaning.
You can put ponzu in yakgwa.
It's delicious.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tohoku region.
Why?
I'm from Tohoku region.
That's right.
We're waiting for your questions.
Please apply from the program website.
This is the end of this year's supplementary unit.
Next time, the three units of HELLO PROJECT will appear.
Sexy Otoda.
No one is sexy.
Eiji.
The way you eat is sexy.
Puripuri.
I'm Puripuri.
The three units will be challenged.
Please look forward to the next time.