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Oh!
We've come to Haramoni!
Yes!
We'll be right back!
Hello!
Today, we've come to Katsushikaku-Shimamata,
which is famous for the movie, Otoko wa Tsurayu.
Yes, hello.
We're going to patrol to protect the peace of the Earth.
Yes.
Before we depart, let's pay our respects to the Great Shogun.
So, in this episode of Earth Warriors W, we're going to patrol Katsushikaku-Shimamata, a suburb of Tokyo.
Hey, Sakura.
What are you doing there?
I don't have a dog.
Who are you?
I was born and raised in Katsushikaku-Shimamata.
So, I'm going to run with a tiger.
You look just like a tiger.
You said that you look like a tiger, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's common.
No, I'm not.
I'm a volunteer guide for everyone.
But you're a fake, aren't you?
I don't know if I'm a fake or a real one.
Why?
Everyone feels that way.
You looked normal when you came here.
I thought you were a member of NTT.
That's not true.
Let's ask Noguchi, the original tiger guide, to teach us the famous line.
Attention!
Put your right tail forward.
Put your hips down.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I was born and raised in Katsushikaku-Shimamata.
I use Ubui in Taishakuten.
My last name is Kuruma.
My name is Torajiro.
People call me the Tiger of Futen.
I'm the Tiger of Futen.
I'm glad to hear that.
I'm sure you'll be happy this year.
Really?
Yes, I am.
Then, let's make a fortune by fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?
Can I change my fate here?
Yes, you can.
After a while, you can choose the one you like.
Can I choose now?
Yes, you can.
I was going to do that.
It's ringing.
I was surprised.
That's a good move.
I did a good job.
Sakura.
What's her fortune this year?
I'm lucky.
Which one is bad?
Both are good.
It's not good to be lucky now.
You'll be lucky after this year.
You don't have to be lucky.
There are so many kanji.
I can't read them.
If you don't care about the future,
and open up your heart,
you can get close to your partner.
What does that mean?
It means you can get along with your partner.
You can get along with your partner?
It means you can understand each other.
Is it a good thing?
Yes, it is.
If you don't show your good side,
you'll be destroyed.
You have to show your good side.
You're serious, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're not serious.
You have to show your good side.
You have to show your bad side.
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
They tie the knot with their wishes.
Let's tie it again.
Why don't you put it in there?
That's a good idea.
I think it's a good idea.
We tied it again while it was cut.
Let's cut it again.
You don't have to cut it anymore.
It's not good to cut it forcibly.
They say goodbye to Mr. Noguchi here.
At the end, they heard that there was a recommended shop in Shimamata.
They decided to go there.
Hello.
What kind of shop is this?
This is a dumpling.
It's a grass dumpling.
Is this Mr. Tora's shop?
Yes, this is his shop.
Mr. Takagiya is famous as a model for Tora's family car.
His specialty is grass dumplings.
How does it taste?
It's soft.
The dumpling is delicious.
It's delicious.
This is made of rice with a good light.
It's sticky, isn't it?
It's slippery, isn't it?
It's a delicious dumpling.
Next is this.
Look at this.
This is the first time I've seen freshly baked dumplings.
It's delicious.
I'm going to make Japanese sweets.
I want to eat Japanese sweets.
Let's go after eating.
So, they decided to make Japanese sweets in the shop.
Mr. Komai is in charge of the shop.
The Japanese sweets made by Mr. Komai are artworks beyond the scope of sweets.
What kind of art is this?
There is no art.
You are amazing.
I don't have such a talent.
I can do it to eat.
Let's make original Japanese sweets.
White bean paste and white egg are the ingredients.
Add your favorite color to the kneaded dough.
Mix quickly.
Is it okay to put it on the bottom?
It's okay.
The point is to wrap the bean paste neatly.
What kind of Japanese sweets will they make?
This is good.
It's done.
What is the title of your work?
The title is
Pink Comrades
Oh, isn't it a little cute?
Pink Comrades
I see
It's a little weird
The title is
Let's ride a dolphin in W
This is
I want to watch a horror movie right now
What is the title of your work?
Pink Comrades
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
It's gorgeous
It's amazing
I don't think it's the first time
Let's make a cake
Pink Comrades
Thank you
Pink Comrades
They were two people who appeared in my mind
Pink Comrades
Thank you very much.
I'm a little embarrassed.
That's right.
What?
Thank you very much.
Yes, I did it.
It's been a long time since I was nervous.
What is the theme of this Halloween Academy?
Stage Magic!
Yes, I did it.
You've taught Fujii Akira about magic before, right?
Yes.
In Fujii's case, it's table magic.
This time, it's stage magic.
You'll be able to see it on stage when you're alone in the future.
There are a lot of magicians this time.
Among them, we have a very important person.
He is also recognized for his ability in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Let's have them on stage.
I'm a pig.
Are you alone today?
Yes.
Where's your brother?
He's gone somewhere.
He's gone somewhere?
I don't know if he can do it alone.
I'd like to show you some magic right away.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Unlike me, Sobue isn't nervous at all.
As expected of a professional.
It's a pig!
Where were you?
Yes!
I was by his side but I didn't know him at all.
You didn't know him?
I asked him where he was and he appeared.
I sing at my own pace.
Let me introduce them again.
Today's guests are the Yamagami brothers.
Nice to meet you.
We are the Yamagami brothers.
They are so cute.
They made their debut in April 2001.
So they are senior to their 5th member.
Nice to meet you.
You are so small.
You don't know where to look when you talk, right?
You can look at me.
I drew a little.
What are you going to do in the future?
I'm a magician.
Just the two of you?
No, I'm a baseball player.
How old do you want to be when you do magic?
Just a little.
Let me show you some magic.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start.
Music start.
Start.
Go for it!
Cute
Very smooth
Yes!
Wow!
It's OK, it doesn't fly
Ready, steady, go!
Wow!
How is it, everyone?
It's so cute!
It's amazing!
It's too cute!
It's more eye-catching than Magic.
Please look at Magic.
I don't understand Magic at all.
I don't understand it even if I look at it so closely.
Where did it come from?
That's a secret.
Is that so?
I understand.
You can be your own child, right?
That's right.
In the future, I will also...
That's it.
I'll show you one more thing.
Yes, please.
Music start!
What is it this time?
Music start!
Yes!
Bye-bye!
She's got a cool tattoo, and her hair is a mess.
It's been a long time since I heard such a terrible sound.
Are you okay?
It hurts!
Where did it go?
It's gone.
Yes!
Where did it go?
It's true!
What about this?
It can't be true.
Why?
It can't be true.
Cute!
Yes!
Great!
How long does it take to complete Magic?
How long?
Are you listening?
How long?
Now that you've seen Magic,
I'd like you all to participate in Magic.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Makocchan, please come out here.
Let's try various things.
There's a bed here.
Put your butt in the middle here.
This is the head and the other is the foot.
Please lie down.
It's okay.
I'll draw a magic.
I'm scared.
Makocchan.
What's going to happen?
Please don't move.
I'll start.
One sun.
Stop it!
What?
I'll take it off.
What?
I'll start.
What's going to happen?
It's floating.
Makocchan, it's floating.
What's this?
It's amazing.
It's floating.
I'm scared.
It's floating.
I'll start.
What's going to happen?
Makocchan.
What?
What's this?
Please stand up.
You look like a dentist.
Thank you.
This is gone?
Yes.
Please look forward to the show.
Thank you.
I don't know what's going on.
Amazing.
Let's move on to the next magic.
Ishikawa-chan and Yaguchi-chan will do this magic.
Yes.
What is it?
I'll start the rope magic.
Yes.
I'll tie my hands with the rope.
Twice.
I'll be serious.
Serious.
I'll be serious.
It hurts.
I'll be serious.
I'll tie my hands.
I'll turn it.
Are you okay?
I'll tie my hands.
I'm tying my hands.
I'll tie my hands.
Doesn't it hurt?
I'm tying my hands.
Now I'll tie my bodies.
My hands will be like this.
This?
I'll try from back to front.
Like this?
One more time.
Thank you.
Ishikawa-san, you'll tie my arms.
Please tie it up
This is really complicated
It's painful
It's OK. Please tie it up more
Chieko, you are serious
I will tie it up
Thank you
The body and hands are tied up
Then, I will go inside
Yaguchi-san, Ishikawa-san, please raise this cloth
I got it
I will open it
Please raise it
Then, I will put this jacket inside
Then, everyone will do the magic
Yaguchi-san, are you OK?
Are you ready?
Ready, go
De-ji-na-nya
I don't have enough voice. Please do it again
Staff-san, please do it too
Ready, go
De-ji-na-nya
Please put it down
The body and hands are tied up
Then, please take it off from your stomach
Please take it off from your body
Then, I will tie it up
From the back to the front
Why?
Thank you
Please raise your hands
Thank you
Please do it again
It's OK
Yes, I'm done
Thank you
De-ji-na-nya
We had a strange experience
Then, next
We will learn the magic
Let's do our best to be able to do it
Yes
Yamagami Brothers VS Morning Musume
Super Magic Course
Morning Musume will challenge to prove the magic
Everyone, please think about it
Here, there is a wooden gun
I will put the paper
I'm sorry.
Now, I'll draw a handkerchief.
Now, let's do it together. It's a magic.
Ready, go!
Te-ji-na-nya!
I'll do it like this.
Okay, it's water.
Thank you very much.
I'll tell you about this mysterious magic later.
Oh, it's almost time.
Everyone, let's go back to the kindergarten.
Okay.
Teacher!
Who are you?
Who am I?
I'm Hanagata.
Hanagata.
So, what is it?
Eri-chan isn't here.
Oh, you're right.
Where did she go?
What's wrong?
You can't tell if she's crying, can you?
Teacher, there's a weird paper on Eri-chan's back.
Let me see.
Teacher, that's gross.
That's what it says.
Oh, you're right.
This child's snack is a double-folded mask I received.
A double-folded mask?
Oh, senpai!
Aren't they from the Haramoni Kindergarten?
Oh, you're right.
Hello.
What's wrong?
Another double-folded mask came out.
Oh, you're right.
Where could she be?
Loser!
Me?
Loser!
Me?
Loser!
You're not supposed to say that with a smile.
Loser!
What? Who are you saying that to?
Loser!
Hanagata!
Loser!
What are you saying?
I'm over 30, but I'm not married.
I think it's wrong to call you a loser.
Senpai, senpai!
What?
I'm not saying you're stupid.
It's written on your back.
What?
See?
What is this?
Loser.
You put it on yourself, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Who would put something like this on themselves?
I'll get you!
Senpai, senpai, senpai!
Is a double-folded mask okay?
How can you say that?
Senpai!
Don't call me a loser!
Now, let's go back to the kindergarten.
1, 2, 1, 2...
Eri-chan, I'll get your sweets back for you.
Really? But, is it okay?
It's okay. I'll defeat the double-faced monster.
Thank you!
It's the double-faced monster!
You're bad! Give back Eri-chan's sweets!
Do you think you can defeat the monster?
I can.
Let's have a match!
You're no match for me.
Monster No. 1! Monster No. 2!
Come out!
What's with them?
They're scary!
I can't open my eyes.
I can't. I can't.
My eyes hurt.
I can't do this.
You two, get it together!
Okay.
Ichigo, show me what you've got.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Tomato!
Newspaper.
Tomato.
Lighter cat.
Tomato!
You've been saying tomato, tomato, tomato!
Tomato, tomato. Are you stupid?
I tried to express it in many ways.
Ichigo, that's enough.
Change to number two.
Pikori!
Let's continue.
Bring it on!
Okay.
Pig's tail.
Star's taboo.
Frog's navel.
Calf's food.
It's the same even if you read it from the bottom,
but I don't understand the meaning.
That's a tongue twister.
I've had enough of number two.
I'll do it.
Senpai!
Oh no!
Let's run away!
No!
I've had enough!
Let's chase it!
Yes!
Rika, let's take a break here.
Okay.
Hey, who should we stick this flask to next?
Isn't it better to stick it to someone who's over 30 and not married yet?
Oh, like that police officer who was secretly sticking it on his back?
Oh, the one from the police station?
It's like he's a woman's loser just by looking at him, isn't it?
Rika-chan.
How should I put it?
When you get older, your senses become dull.
Even if you stick it on your back, you won't notice it at all.
I definitely don't want to be a woman!
You guys, huh?
You guys are the culprits, aren't you?
I see.
I got hurt unexpectedly.
It's my imagination.
No, it's not your imagination.
You guys did it, didn't you?
You're going to be executed!
I'm sorry!
Don't think you're cute and lick me!
You're lying!
Take this!
I'll give it to you!
Give it to me!
What are you doing?
You'll know when you see it!
It's trouble!
Trouble!
What?
Trouble?
Huh?
Is it different from usual?
It's totally different.
Huh?
I can hear it.
It's perfect.
You can dance, right?
Hello.
I'll tell you frankly.
Don't imitate me.
You don't imitate me.
What are you talking about?
Since you are me,
since you are me,
you are me.
what are you talking about?
Since I am you,
since I am you,
you are me.
You're Ogawa Makoto, right?
You admire Yoshizawa Hitomi.
You're lonely in the walk yesterday.
You called me, didn't you?
Don't say something so embarrassing!
You said it first, didn't you?
I didn't!
Okay, thanks.
Double...
Kazuko!
Rock, paper, scissors.
Fine arts.
Rock, paper, scissors.
This is so frustrating!
Rock, paper, scissors.
What is this?
Pineapple.
Don't leave it behind, please.
Pineapple.
Okay, it's a tie.
The paper looks pretty heavy, doesn't it?
What happens when a plant in a cup casts a spell with a handkerchief?
It turns into water!
Did you find out the secret of this magic?
I don't know.
Oh, Tanaka!
Um...
Huh?
Isn't there a black paper in the cup, not a plant?
What does it say?
When I put the handkerchief in the cup,
I took the black paper and turned it into water.
It wasn't a plant from the beginning.
That's correct!
I did it!
What did you find out?
Um...
I don't know why, but...
I thought the way the ink changed didn't look like ink.
But the paper is black.
The back of the paper is white.
Now, please explain.
Actually,
I used this felt.
I rolled it up and put it in this cup.
Oh!
I can see it.
Actually,
one side is black and the other side is white.
I put this in the cup and pretend to stir it.
Then, I turned it into water.
I see!
Then, I put the handkerchief in the cup, took the felt, and turned it into water.
Wow!
Then, Tanaka-san, please show us how to do it.
Oh!
I've never seen a plant before.
Yes!
What was it?
Here is a plant.
Yes.
I put this white paper in the cup.
Did you put it in?
Yes, I did.
Then,
I put this handkerchief on the cup.
Yes.
Everyone, please do it together.
Yes.
One, two...
Te-ji-na-nya!
Yes!
Oh!
That's great!
Isn't it amazing?
The key is quite a mystery, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It was easy to understand, wasn't it?
But next time, it won't be like that.
It won't be like that.
Then, please show us the next magic.
Yes.
Then,
there is a box here.
I will draw it.
Inside,
there is a milk carton.
Inside, there is nothing.
After that,
there is a cup.
There is a cup inside.
Yes.
Then,
I will draw a magic.
One, two, three.
Kejiranya.
Then,
Oh,
juice is coming out.
Juice is coming out.
This magic where juice comes out from a milk carton with nothing inside.
What kind of seeds are there?
Who knows what these seeds are?
Yes.
Then, Ogawa.
Yes.
She is drinking it.
Maybe,
there is a juice on the half of the paper.
I see.
No, it's not.
Takahashi.
Yes.
Actually, there is a mirror.
What?
What is?
Actually, there is a mirror inside.
What?
There is a mirror inside.
What is?
No, it's not.
What is inside?
Well,
there is a box.
I put a juice here.
I put a paper cup,
not a paper cup,
I put a milk carton on it.
Then,
it looks like this.
That's right.
Good job.
You are good at drawing.
In advance,
she puts a juice on the back of the box so that it can't be seen.
Then, she takes out this milk carton.
Actually,
the bottom of the milk carton is open like this.
She puts a milk carton on the back of the box
and puts a juice on it.
Then, she pours the juice.
It's a simple magic that you can do at home.
Well, Tanaka,
please show us the magic.
Yes.
There is a box here.
Then,
there is a milk carton.
There is nothing in it.
Well,
there is another one.
There is a cup.
Yes.
Then,
let's cast a spell.
Yes.
One, two, three.
Te-ji-na-nya
Then,
Wow.
One, two, three.
Yes.
How was it, teacher?
Today is the first time
that someone guessed it quickly.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Then, does it have a quality?
Maybe.
Then, can we do it together from now on?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Kyodai has gone home.
If something happens,
let's do it together somewhere.
Yes.
Please.
Thank you.
Cute.
Then,
there is another magic, right?
Yes.
Then,
please show us.
Thank you.
After this,
Yamagaru Kyodai's special magic.
Goodbye is not the word of farewell.
Until we meet again.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I have regretful tears.
What's wrong?
Did something happen?
Did someone shake you?
No.
Then,
what kind of big announcement is waiting for us today?
But,
I will do my best today.
I'm Nakazayako.
Nice to meet you.
Recently,
the omelet rice I make
is said to be similar to Tenshin-don.
I'm shocked.
I'm Asami Honna.
I don't know what's going on today.
I will comment as a commentator.
I'm Megumi Minaka.
Start.
Hello! Project is
the last episode today.
What should I do?
It's not good.
If you can't come,
you have to find a part-time job.
What should I do?
Look at this.
What are you looking at?
The latest part-time job.
It's the hottest part-time job now.
Then,
the last person to call is
Kyamei at the scene.
Yes.
I'm Kyamei, an emergency reporter.
It's the last episode today.
I can see it.
I'm very sad.
Today,
the last person to call
is coming.
You don't have to call her.
It's OK.
It's like this.
Let's move on.
Please give us the news.
Otomumaki's concert tour
in the fall of 2004.
The DVD is
released on Wednesday, January 26th.
It's included in the
Tokyo Kosei Exhibition on October 31st.
This is not only a hit song,
but also the highlight of the first challenge
as a dance.
The release date is January 26th.
It's also the birthday of Kazushige Nagashima.
Let's celebrate together.
So,
we have to go there.
I don't want to call her.
Let's go.
Kyamei at the scene.
It's the last episode.
I was watching your stupid conversation
while crying.
Really?
Yes.
That's right.
Today,
it will be held at Yokohama Arena
on January 29th and 30th.
Hello! Project 2005 Winter All-Star Exhibition
A Happy New Power
Izakaya Graduation Special
will be held.
Three people came.
Hello.
I'm Kyamishika.
Next.
I'm Fumi.
Wait a moment.
Where is the applause?
Next.
I'm Fumi.
I'm Sai.
Cute.
You look like my nose.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Mako.
I'm Natsuki.
What?
Did she go to work?
We'll have a self-introduction battle
between the cute and the sexy
of the three reporters.
All right.
Then,
Ishikawa-san will...
I don't like it.
Caster.
It's a trial.
Because of Mr. Nakazawa's love,
Charmy has grown up so much.
Mr. Nakazawa.
Charmy will follow you from now on.
What?
What are you doing?
What?
It's OK.
Why? I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
I thought it was a chemical.
I'm sorry.
I wanna dance with you.
I'm Takahashi Lovely,
trying to be sexy.
What?
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
Mr. Nakazawa
calls me Ai-chan, Ai-chan,
so I'll be sexy.
No.
I can't be sexy.
Among them,
I'm the cutest.
I'm Elizabeth Camelli.
Up, up, up.
No.
I thought Mr. Nakazawa would choose me.
You're too close.
Go back.
Why?
I don't judge you.
I don't know if I'm still here.
Let me do it, too.
What?
She did it.
What?
Thank you.
This is your heart's lunch.
OJYAMARUSEN.
Thank you.
You can be sexy.
What is sexy?
You can be cute.
What is sexy?
Lunch.
Lunch?
The verdict is...
No one is out.
What?
Really?
I am the most important person.
There is only one left.
It's a bonus.
It's going to be hard.
She is fast.
What?
The game has started.
She is sitting.
Good bye.
Do you play GUCCI?
No.
Why?
It's the first time.
Is it okay to say good bye?
We are together.
It's the end.
Good bye.
To be continued.
MAMMA MAMMA is wonderful
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
MAMMA MAMMA, you are you
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
MAMMA MAMMA is wonderful
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
The first dream I set in the ground
Like a first love kiss, I'm looking at you
MAMMA MAMMA is wonderful
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
Let's change the future
The past is the past
For example, from now on
We have to do more
MYSTERIOUS!
There is still an unknown part of the earth
It's the same as before
MYSTERIOUS!
The blessing of nature naturally kisses
The proof of life, the pleasure of time
HOMOSAPIENS!
MYSTERIOUS!
The sun rises again from the east
We fall in love
MYSTERIOUS!
Love someone and be kind to someone
Support each other and applaud
HOMOSAPIENS!
MAMMA MAMMA, you are you
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
MAMMA MAMMA is wonderful
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
MAMMA MAMMA, anything to you
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
MAMMA MAMMA, you are wonderful
MAMMA MAMMA, that's us
MAMMA MAMMA
Yes!
That's a big one
No, thank you
Tejina-nyan!
That's all from Harambe Academy!
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