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Let's start the second episode of Hello! Moni Health Dock.
Do you remember the last episode of Hello! Moni Health Dock?
Nacchi was the worst one.
Yes, she was the last one.
She flew.
Yes, she did.
Kame-chan was the worst one.
Kame-chan was also the worst one. Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
She said I looked like an old lady.
I remember that.
She did a lot of tests.
Yes, I do.
Now, let's welcome our guest teacher.
Please come in.
Hello! Moni Health Dock
I'm Professor Takara Tashiro, a university professor in Osaka.
Nice to meet you.
First, I'd like to find out what kind of characteristics your brains have.
We're going to have some simple questions, so answer them with either a yes or a no.
Everyone in front of the TV, please answer with us.
Let's start the questions.
Music
Music learns the melody before the lyrics.
I think I have a sharp intuition.
It's hard to understand the order of the words.
It's good at coming up with new ideas.
It reminds you of the scenery of your trip.
I'm not good at communicating on the phone.
I'm not good at reading books.
I'm not good at memorizing new words.
I often have colorful and clear dreams.
I'm not good at math.
I'm better at art than math.
I like to travel without making plans.
I'm a romanticist.
This is scary.
That's it.
Everyone, open the flip book.
We're going to judge by the number of circles on the answer sheet.
Here's the result.
Ta-da!
0 to 4 is a person who often uses the left brain.
What kind of explanation is this?
The brain is divided into two parts.
The brain on the left is language, math, and logic.
The brain on the right is imagination, art, and intuition.
The brain on the left is the artistic side.
Ishikawa is the only member who often uses the left brain.
What does this look like?
It's a woman skating.
If you have a great ability, you'll get a dinosaur.
If you look at it like this, you'll get Bruce Lee.
That's cool.
You have a great ability, don't you?
I didn't know at all.
Imagination is also an ability.
I see.
Next, we're going to use an interesting quiz to train your brains.
If you know the answer, please put your face in the box.
Isn't this quiz difficult?
I don't know.
Here's the question.
There are animals other than marine life. Please find them.
What?
No way.
I don't know.
What is it?
I have to say it.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Oh, my God.
A bird?
I can't see it.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
Ah, there's no such teacher.
Rika-chan is correct.
Now, Yocchan and Gaki-san.
That's amazing.
Huh?
I'm surprised.
That's amazing.
Right, teacher?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's like that, isn't it?
I was looking for it, too.
Now, do you understand?
The answer is CM.
The point is to look broadly at the whole.
Right, teacher?
That's what I'm talking about.
Niboshi.
Yocchan, what did you answer?
Huh?
What did you answer?
Niboshi.
Niboshi?
What are you doing?
It doesn't change at all, does it?
It's over.
Now, what do you think? Don't you know?
What do you think?
I don't know.
What? Gaki-san, that's enough.
What?
That's enough.
Yocchan, did you get it?
What?
You're using a lot.
That's right.
As you can see,
This is an eye, right?
It's like this.
This is a leg.
How do you connect it?
I don't know.
Sensei, where are you going?
Isn't this the tail?
Oh, I see.
What?
That's the sensei.
Sensei, I'm sorry I laughed.
Sensei, you're too close.
I don't know if it's big or not.
The correct answer is, as you can see, a cat.
Did you get it?
The human brain is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
If you don't have a line like this, you can't make a line.
You can't make a line.
Next is the brain on the other side.
I'd like to train your brain.
There is a large cube made of eight cubes.
Move three matchsticks to make seven cubes.
Seven?
I don't know what a cube is.
Sensei, I'll explain from now on.
It's a square cube.
It's a big cube.
It's one of the eight cubes, right?
A cube is a cube, right?
You have to move the eight cubes.
Don't take it, just move it somewhere.
Ishikawa-san, it's not a lot of places.
It's stopped moving.
It's over.
What do you think, everyone?
It may be different.
Open the flip at once.
What do you think?
Let's take a look.
First of all, there was a strange person.
Gaki-san, what is that?
You said three times, right?
How many times did you move it?
It's three times.
It's amazing.
It has a distorted shape.
Shige-san also moved it together.
There are people who can do it.
There are various shapes.
It's a strange shape.
I also disappeared.
There are two people.
One is gone, right?
I would like to announce the correct answer.
There were two people who could do it.
There were two people.
I'll make a square here.
Then this...
It's true.
You move it there.
It's the first time.
It's the second time.
It's the third time.
The square that was here is gone.
Is it close to me?
It's not close.
The correct answer is Yaguchi-san and Ishikawa- san.
The correct answer is Rika-chan and Yaguchi.
It's amazing.
It's the second time.
I'm very happy when I know this.
Are you happy?
I feel refreshed.
I'm a little different.
Please do your best.
The second question.
Fill all the holes with a bulldozer.
However, the bulldozer can only go straight.
The direction can only be changed three times.
It's difficult.
Please come from the person who came first.
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Should I bend it in the first hole or the second hole?
It depends on how you think about it.
Kon-chan came.
One, two, three, four.
It's amazing.
One, two, three, four.
Start.
One, two, three, four.
What is that?
It's wrong.
This is a hint.
It's okay to go too far.
I see.
Did you get it?
I've seen it on TV.
Did you get it?
I know what you're talking about.
It's me.
She finally understood the problem.
There are many people.
Where is it?
It's amazing.
Put the line diagonally.
Wait a minute.
One more time.
Put the line diagonally.
Where is it?
It's here.
How did you get it?
Correct.
It's amazing.
The direction was a little different.
It's amazing.
Wait a minute.
I have to continue.
Can I change it?
You can't change it.
It's over.
Everyone, please take your seat.
I don't know.
Let's have the teacher announce the correct answer.
It's one, right?
It's straight.
It's four.
Two.
Three.
If it's like this, it's no good.
If you stretch it, it won't cross.
If you tie it like this,
it will bend.
Bend once.
Bend twice.
Bend three times.
I see.
It's a little too much here.
One, two, three.
The direction has changed three times.
That's right.
The correct answer is here.
Don't stick to the position of the hole.
The point is to go through too much.
If you go through too much,
I thought I had to change it.
I see.
I thought I had to change it.
That's what he meant.
That's a good idea.
Let me have the primeoframe...
Thank you, Su-chan.
Oh my god!
Wait, Ohage-san!
I'm the boss!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Boss!
Huh?
Why are you sleeping here?
Tomeko-san!
Ohage-san!
I'm the boss!
Hitotsuji! Hitotsuji!
Wake up!
Hurry up and wake up!
I'm sorry.
I'll clean up right now.
Hitotsuji, get up!
I'm going.
Excuse me.
Wait!
Why are you sleeping here when I lent you a room?
I can't use it for free.
I'm the boss!
What?
I bought bread for the three of us.
I also brought rice balls to eat together.
I'm happy for you two, but...
I don't want anything like that!
It's a shopping spree!
What's in it?
I don't know!
I'm hungry!
I want to eat anything!
Tomeko-san, don't you want to eat too?
I'm not hungry!
Are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
Don't hesitate to eat this.
Use the room.
No, I'm fine with the apartment.
Then there's the church.
Stay at the church.
But I don't have any money.
The church doesn't need money.
Instead, please clean up.
I'm good at cleaning!
Okay, please.
I'm glad.
Let's eat at the church.
Let's go.
Ganko-san!
Sensei!
Hitosuji-kun and Futasuji-kun haven't been to kindergarten lately.
Is something wrong?
There's been a little problem.
I see.
Hitosuji-kun, Futasuji-kun.
I hope you can come to kindergarten soon.
No!
Why?
It's always fun.
But the teacher always scolds the rich.
That's not true.
I'm tired of cleaning.
Sensei!
Come here.
My name is Tsubomi Shirayuri.
I'm a rich girl.
I'm a very cute girl.
My name is Momoko Amaida.
My house is normal, but I'm 100 times cuter than Tsubomi.
You're annoying.
Because I'm really cute.
You're really annoying.
I'll give you this.
I don't want it.
I'm not that kind of girl.
Then I'll give it to you.
I don't want it.
Don't say that.
I see.
Let's start the homework class.
Today, we're going to study the function of the park.
We're going to study the function of the park.
Let's see.
I want to see.
You can't.
I want to see.
Let's see.
I'll bring it.
Here you are.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I'll do it.
You're good.
Let's start the homework class.
Today, we're going to study...
Ta-da!
Arinkotaro is...
No, no.
Arinkotaro's first time to go out.
Good luck, Arinkotaro.
I'll do my best.
Arinkotaro went out of the nest for the first time.
And...
He was trampled by humans.
Poor Arinkotaro.
Survival competition is tough.
Remember it.
See you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Hey, uncle.
I'll give you money.
Arinkotaro will help you.
Arinkotaro, let's go home.
Let's go home.
Is Kiyoshi here?
Kiyoshi.
Senpai.
Yes?
It's them again.
They come here often.
Are you waiting for Kiyoshi today?
Yes.
We love Kiyoshi.
Kiyoshi.
My love.
Senpai, I'm going.
Master.
Is Kiyoshi here?
Kiyoshi is not here.
What?
I'm shocked.
Kiyoshi.
I'm disappointed.
But Yoh is here today.
Yoh?
Senpai.
Yes?
Yoh is here.
What should we do?
It's true.
Yoh is here.
But we love Kiyoshi.
Right?
Yoh.
My love.
She changed her clothes.
Is it okay?
Yoh is coming.
When did she change her clothes?
Hello.
It's Yoh.
Yoh.
Please call me Yoh.
Yoh.
Captain.
Is it better than Kiyoshi?
It doesn't matter.
After this, they will do a magical exercise.
Train your brain, Pyonpyon-chan.
From now on, you will train your brain with a simple exercise.
So, we will ask that person again.
Please, teacher.
Hello.
He is Mr. Tatsuo Yasumitsu, a professional sports trainer.
Nice to meet you.
Before that.
Yes.
I was looking at the monitor in the dressing room.
What is it?
When Yasumitsu-san, a professional sports trainer, introduced me to you,
you said you were scared.
Did I say that?
Who said that?
Akami-chan.
I had a problem the other day.
So, I will do my best today.
Is that so?
This time, you will train your brain.
Today, I will use this to train my brain.
I see.
I prepared this.
Did you prepare it?
I didn't get it.
It was there.
It says red, white, green, yellow, blue, and black.
Each color is different from what is written on it.
It's confusing.
These two differences are activated by judging and training.
I see.
This is called the Stroop effect.
Stroop.
I just asked Tatsuro-sensei about this.
Is that so?
I just learned it.
Is it okay?
Jump with the opposite foot according to the instruction of the voice of the sky.
Let's start with the 18-year-old team.
Let's start with the colors.
Start.
Red
White
Blue
Yellow
Green
Red
Black
Blue
White
Red
I'm tired.
Time's up.
Next, let's do it in kanji.
In kanji?
Yes.
I understand.
Good luck, everyone.
Ready, start!
Blue
Red
Green
White
Yellow
Blue
Green
White
Blue
Red
Time's up!
Well, the teacher failed a lot with this character, didn't he?
That's right.
Is that so?
I did it!
Next is the team that was a little worried.
First of all, it's color. Are you ready?
Yes.
Then, ready, go!
Green
Yellow
Blue
Red
Black
Green
Yellow
Black
Red
Blue
That was a pretty good one, wasn't it?
It was a good one.
Then, ready, go!
White
Black
Yellow
Blue
Red
Black
White
Black
Red
Green
It's a mess.
Right?
I can't do it.
I'm so busy.
I'm doing it here.
What?
You're out of the frame.
What?
Then,
Please take a look at the clipboard and line up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you doing it, Sensei?
There are some good girls.
How is it, Sensei?
It's good for the program.
What do you think of this result?
It's obvious that you don't have the academic ability.
Really.
Especially,
It's a little different to judge by color and character.
You can see the color the moment you see it.
You think about the character.
Especially,
These friends,
When you see the kanji,
You need a lot of time to think about the kanji.
That means,
You didn't read the kanji.
Because you didn't read the kanji,
The performance will be late.
Of course, there will be a mistake.
Who had the worst result?
Makoto?
Isn't it a lie?
It's not a lie.
It's true.
I wonder why.
Sensei, this friend is not good.
It's not good.
Aiming for the ace,
Morning Musume.'s 7th audition.
Auditions held in 7 venues around the country.
The pattern is released.
This is the topic of this time.
This is a new entry problem.
It's going to get a lot of attention.
Here, in Sendai, the capital of the forest,
I'm in front of the Miyagi Research Institute.
From next year,
A baseball team from Tohoku will be born.
Another wish of Tohoku people.
Morning Musume.'s from Tohoku.
It means that it will be born.
Akahira of TV Tokyo.
I applied to the staff.
From now on,
I will tell you a lot about the Sendai audition.
The venue in the Tohoku area is
Zepp Sendai.
Finally, the first screening starts.
She took off her heels and challenged the screening barefoot.
I thought I'd be a little more mature.
I tried on my heels.
I wanted you to see me as I am.
She came to receive it while dragging a carry bag.
I overslept today.
What is that luggage?
This is a costume.
A costume for the second screening is also prepared.
She came to Sendai in her father's car.
Where did you come from today?
I came from Niigata Prefecture.
You had an earthquake yesterday, right?
Yes.
I had an earthquake.
But I had all the evacuation tools.
Where in Niigata?
Shibata in Niigata.
How much did it shake?
About 4 degrees.
It was scary.
The first screening of the Tohoku area is about to end.
How many people will pass?
Let's announce the number of people who passed the screening.
Did you pass?
What number is it?
No. 396.
There are 17 people who passed the first screening of the Sendai audition.
I'm going to be a demon.
I'm also Miki-chan. I'm cute.
I'm going to be a demon.
I want the members of Morning Musume to come out from Sendai and Tohoku.
I want to support them.
Is the first member of Morning Musume from Tohoku going to be born?
The second screening begins.
This is the announcement of the second screening of the Sendai audition.
The first one is 17-year-old Misa Horaguchi.
She's expressing herself very well.
I'm definitely going to join Morning Musume.
I'd like to aim for the center position.
The second one is Mayuko Konno.
She's 14 years old and in her third year of junior high school.
I was nervous.
I couldn't express myself at all.
I wanted to show that I'm doing well.
The third one is 19-year-old Miyo Shirai.
The last one is 19-year-old Miyo Shirai who goes to nursing school.
She has a strong personality and has a lot of energy.
Do you think you have a lot of energy?
No, I'm young, so I don't have a lot of energy.
I'm in charge of comedy.
You're not losing, are you?
I want to be a comedian, too.
Do you want to appear in a comedy theater?
Yes, I do.
I want to put on weird makeup.
You don't have to appear in a comedy theater.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to be rude.
How was it today?
I was nervous.
I didn't know what I was saying.
I was nervous, too.
Three people from the seniors went to the third- time screening.
And...
It's coming out.
I like it a lot.
The ace class is coming out.
There is an ace in Okayama, Jisho.
Aim for the ace.
Morning Musume.'s Lucky 7 audition.
The application qualification is from the third year of junior high school to April 1st next year.
You don't need to apply in advance.
Please come to the venue directly.
The Lucky 7 audition will be held in seven venues nationwide.
Six venues are over.
The last chance is only in the Kanto area.
This is the last chance.
Please check the details of the audition on this website or on the tape that lasts 24 hours.
Morning Musume.'s 7th member audition will be held at Nishio Hall in Ariake, Tokyo on November 21st.
You don't need to apply in advance.
I thought I'd apply because I thought I could meet him.
The Matsuda Aya, Suzuki Retsuko, and CM image recruitment project.
It's a big change from last week's announcement.
It's a dream-like project for those who have been recruited to participate in the CM shooting.
It's new, isn't it?
I thought it was amazing.
If I have a favorite talent, I think I'll apply.
What is the CM image of such Aya?
It's difficult.
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of things will come out.
You can apply freely.
Please send me the image you came up with, whether it's a picture or a sentence.
The deadline is December 10th, Friday.
A big chance to meet Aya.
For more information, please visit the program homepage.
I'm looking forward to it.
It started this week.
Be careful not to mix.
What kind of corner is it?
It's actually a kind, kind, fun, fun corner.
I'd like to cheer up again this week.
I'm Ayako Nakazawa.
Thank you.
I'm sorry to be in the studio without flowers.
It's okay.
I'm Asami Kono, the same captain.
It hurts.
Who said there were no flowers?
A professional baseball team was born in my hometown, Sendai.
I'd like to join the area in various ways, so thank you.
I'm Murata, the commentator.
Thank you.
I was born.
Is Murata from Sendai?
It's Sendai.
Is it the month of the bald?
Yes.
If you don't mind, I'll bring it next time.
The person who took a three-week break.
I'd like to ask what he was doing.
Let's read it.
Mr. Kamei at the scene.
Resurrection
To all the Kamei fans in the world,
I made you sad.
I'm sorry.
I'm a special reporter, Elizabeth Kamei.
It's been a long time.
You're good at that.
Mr. Kamei, that's not it.
It's the first news.
Yes.
Alohalo Morning Musume.
Photos and DVDs will be released this Wednesday, November 17th.
Yes.
Divided into four teams, they will compete in various competitions.
It's a unique sense of freedom in Hawaii.
The members are all here.
Don't you have anything to talk about?
I forgot.
It's going to be released on November 17th.
It's the 14th today, so it's not too late.
I'm going to Hawaii now.
Please stop me.
Please stop me if you can.
I can't stop you.
Please stop me.
Please wait a minute.
I don't need you to stop me.
Just look around here today.
Let's move on to the next news.
W&Berryz Co., Ltd.'s First Concert Tour DVD will be released this Wednesday, November 17th.
Yes.
The first commemorative concert tour is a must- see.
Yes.
There's more news today.
Yes.
Rika Ishikawa will appear in the 40th anniversary of the opening of TV Tokyo's Shinshun WIDE.
Yes.
She's taking a break from her current job.
Yes.
Let's call her.
Ms. Ishikawa.
Yes.
It's been a long time.
I'm Ishikawa.
Wow.
You're not Yusuko Sachi, are you?
Did you notice?
Did you notice my outfit?
I'm playing Mitsuhide Akechi's daughter, Otama, and Garasha Hosokawa.
Did you notice?
I'm sorry.
Even though you have such an incredible talent, you can't just show up right after saying that, how's that?
Look at this.
In this day and age,
we don't have tatami mats.
We only have boards and floors.
So,
I had a hard time getting a seat.
Actually,
yesterday's shooting ended early.
So, I went sightseeing.
I bought a souvenir for you.
What do you want to ask me?
Enmusubi no omamori
Part 2
I'll give it to you when I get back to Tokyo
I hope I can wear it soon
So, this is Shinshun Waidokitai Geki Kuitori Monogatari
It will be broadcast on January 2nd next year, so please watch it
That's all
I'm Charmin Shikawa from Kemba
Good job
Thank you
It will be broadcast on January 2nd
Now, I'd like to call Kyamei who is in front of the camera
Kyamei?
I'm Kyamei Elizabeth from Totsugeki Reporter
Mr. Ishikawa will be banned from this corner
Today, the new single, Sayonara Tomodachi ni wa Naritakunai no
will be released on November 17th
That's all, thank you
Kocchan, Kocchan, Kocchan
Kyamei, get out of the way
Kocchan, Kocchan, Kocchan
So cute
Let's have an interview
Please
Please tell us about the song
I think it's a perfect song for this season
There are a lot of lyrics that girls can relate to
But, I dare to listen to it for men
I want them to understand the feelings of girls
Do you have any impressive lines?
I won't forget, Kocchan
It means that tears flow and burst
So cute
Please imitate me
Kyamei, you just pointed at yourself
Like this
Please go ahead
Did you have a day off recently?
Yes, I did
What did you do?
I cooked
I cooked rice omelette and mixed oranges with milk
I did a lot
Is that so?
Thank you
Don't lose to Kamei
It's a revenge showdown
I'm sorry
I did it
But, I lost
I want to win today
If I win, I'll give you an appeal time
Do your best
I'll give you time even if you lose or win
I won't give you
I said I'll give you
Yu-chan said it's okay
No, Eri will do it
Eri is Yu-chan
Kamei is Kamei
Idiot
I'll do it
Cute
This is unfair
But, I lost
I almost laughed today
I'll do it
3, 2, 1, go ahead
This single will be released on November 17th
The DVD will be released at the same time
The DVD will be released like a man
It's over
It was a match between men and women
Kato-chan, go ahead
Thank you
I only listened to the release date.
I'm really pissed off.
I was a little pissed off at the end.
I thought you were going to say Mary.
I'm just going back.
At the same time as the single, the single V will be released, so please take a look at the video of Tomoki Koto, who makes adults' stomachs growl.
That's why...
Ah!
Stop it!
Harmony Health Dog
I am today's sacrifice!
Don't confess your love to me
You don't even know how to get along with me
How can I protect you?
You don't even have any evidence
Stop pretending to be an adult
Stop pretending to be serious
My friends like you
I know you like me
Me
There's nothing in the classroom
Don't push me so hard
Friendship between girls
It's such a trivial thing
I'm going crazy
It's a love spell
There's nothing in the classroom
Don't push me so hard
Hey, girls, friendship
Is something like this
So fleeting?
It's a love spell
The sun sets in the classroom
It's just you and me
What should I tell my friends?
I can't say it here
It's a love spell
So, everyone, how was the second episode of Hello Moni Health Doc?
I feel better now.
You feel better?
But you still use brain that you don't normally use in games, right?
Yes.
So, from the perspective of the teachers,
I'm sure there were some members who thought it was dangerous and should be careful.
It wasn't dangerous, but I thought it was interesting.
You thought it was interesting?
Kida-san.
Why?
It's a unique way of thinking.
A unique way of thinking?
So, how was it?
I think it would be good if you could expand on that.
Thank you.
It's a type, right?
But that's not the result.
Next.
It's obvious.
Ogawa.
This is terrible.
Is it terrible?
I learned it from my own experience.
So, Kaori and Makoto have a book that will make your brain better just by looking at what Tashiro- sensei wrote.
It's a gift.
Thank you.
Please read it.
Congratulations.
It's weird to say congratulations.
This was the second Halloween Health Doc.